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[INST] This might be a dumb question, can you explain what your plan is here? Sorry - Options is not my strong suite.... im one of those guys that people make money off of on options lol Always looking to learn more though. [/INST] Dude bought a vertical put spread (hence “debit”) on FDX, and sold a put spread (hence “credit”) on Cintas. OptionsPlaybook.com can be your friend. Also: wtf says “hence”?
[INST] https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-12-18/softbank-vision-fund-employees-depict-a-culture-of-recklessness Link to the article [/INST] I got as far as Masa threatening to replace some guy because his analysis wasn't bullish enough. I think he belongs here.
[INST] So far most people commenting seem to have quite small positions (as do I). If this is representative for the average shareholder then this is a bullish sign imo. My reasoning is that small retail investors are more likely to panic sell when a stonk tanks. One could argue that the recent plunge is panic selling from (small) retail investors. [/INST] No shit, all the biggest retards i know are in weed stocks. It's the first things noobs are investing in and nobs=weak hands.
[INST] Tbh I kinda like the fake Chinese shit. Rather pay less for fake Chinese shit ('Running Shoe') than more for real Chinese shit (Nike). [/INST] [This is a chinesium powerbank I deconstructed the other day](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368898832416636932/656662395959377960/unknown.png). Two of the batteries aren't even connected.
[INST] You paint a vivid picture with your words. [/INST] A fucking poet TBH.
[INST] i sold 56c FDs for like .85 so i'm fine with whatever. honestly my hunch is its gonna fade throughout the day tomorrow. doubt MM wants to pay out. shits already fading a bit now. let's see what CC brings [/INST] Yeah, that's my guess too, there's already so much dumping AH
[INST] My gains are slow but they're consistent, have yet to lose a dime. [/INST] Awesome dogs, btw. Also, are the gains still faster than owning the stocks outright? What are some of your plays?
[INST] So you still have 10k+ shares or you sold? [/INST] Still have. I bought 1.5k more on Monday LMAO. For $2.59 I just need a few bigger idiots to push the stock for a few days please
[INST] 🤮 [/INST] Haha. I was being sarcastic on the retirement part but I do have SPY puts.
[INST] He is disabled. Probably can't run [/INST] Oh shit that was hella ableist my B. Roll out of here rapidly like winker.
[INST] I'm in calls and I'm scared as hell [/INST] everyone here seems to be super bullish through impeachment. Every time it’s mentioned it’s only to say that it’s “priced in” and nothing is affecting the market. idk if that comforts you or worries you even more lol Cash gang for me though. *edit:* except for some nike calls
[INST] I dunno but I’m holding SPY puts. Expiring mid January. Below $300 SPY please [/INST] You sir sound even more retard then I am. Let me get 325 first.
[INST] Its an India specific list but shared on WSB. [/INST] Does Apple not exist in India?
[INST] If you take all religious beliefs out of it, think of it like giving to charity and people in need (from the perspective of the givers). Like all this rich philanthropists out here, are they idiots for giving to the needy? The fucking problem is the Mormon church isn't helping the needy lol shit is fucked. [/INST] Yeah I feel like most people think it’ll go to helping people but in reality it just sits in an investment fund larger than most company’s market caps
[INST] Yeah. Even if you're among the 10% poorest you can still buy an iPhone. In an office of 80 people I think at the very least you'll find 60-70 iPhone users. In a class of 25, at least 20 of them an iPhone. Mac has a decent market share but obviously Windows is still the market leader here. Not at my college though, which is famous for having classrooms lit up by glowing Apples. So to say Apple and Amazon is only big in the US is false. [/INST] I didn’t mean it that apple and amazon are only dominant or exist in the US, but looking at any other large population areas, you’ll be hard pressed to find an amazon package or an iPhone in someones hand in comparison to any US city.
[INST] Premature. [/INST] The numbers are kind of shitty.
[INST] I guess we're back to talking about OP. What was his annual return? [/INST] ~1.2%. Average trade size is not the same thing as beginning balance.
[INST] Raytheon is good too, but their aerospace division is small compared to these other companies. [/INST] Hmm maybe that means I can actually afford to get into Raytheon. . . Once fractional shares become a thing.
[INST] You kind of alluded to it, but the moneys probably not in the hardware, it’s in the data collection, hence them giving it out for free [/INST] 1000%
[INST] That’s...an interesting choice. Considering all the injections. [/INST] Like Federal Reserve injections?
[INST] If you don’t have a better opportunity I would just hold on to all of it. Roku isn’t even that overvalued tbh, it’s only at 15 p/s. Shit like visa is at 20 p/s and Roku has way more rev growth. [/INST] Yeah, I think SHOP is valued at 30x. So 15x isn't bad. But the numbers are kind of misleading, like a third of ROKU's revenue is from hardware, where they're eating a $200m annual loss on when you factor in R&D costs. So the multiple increases from 15x to 25x when you look at just the advertising numbers. I think I'm going to hold and start adding if we drop sub $90 again.
[INST] The amount of short interest is only a portion of the picture [/INST] Robinhood fractional shares are Changing everything. do you have any damn clue how many JRE stoners with Robinhood just bought $4.20 worth of TSLA fractions (shake ozs) today?
[INST] Hopefully expiry is a few weeks out. TSLA always goes up! [/INST] Yes couple weeks. Always late to the party. I should really jus buy and hold... but fk it it’s not big money.
[INST] A simple 191-60 reverse split, I can see it. [/INST] TSLA accounting department: oh we've magic up more complicated numbers.
[INST] Have worked in UX. It's extremely hard. [/INST] Genuinely curious, how is it hard? I don't understand how organizations can't listen to feedback, track metrics, and over time put out the best product possible.
[INST] If he knows answer, he wouldn’t have dreamed of entering this trade :) [/INST] can i get a TLDR?
[INST] It’s only because their is still inherent risk that hedging must take place slightly. ( banks and firms have a resp to shareholders). [/INST] Some nice green candles today on uvxy
[INST] Maybe cause you’re stupid? [/INST] It's like this guy doesn't even understand supply and demand. You ban juuls, that means there are less of them, so they are worth a lot more, so the stock goes up. It's basic economics
[INST] Oh is it? Soz. I always hear congress and senate. I thought HoR was synonymous with Congress tbh all this time. Thanks TIL [/INST] No problem!
[INST] Dude bought a vertical put spread (hence “debit”) on FDX, and sold a put spread (hence “credit”) on Cintas. OptionsPlaybook.com can be your friend. Also: wtf says “hence”? [/INST] Ill check out optionsplaybook.com!
[INST] [This is a chinesium powerbank I deconstructed the other day](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368898832416636932/656662395959377960/unknown.png). Two of the batteries aren't even connected. [/INST] I'm sure those are real Samsung 18650s too....
[INST] Spotify is extremely stable. I have always had issues with Tidal, and Amazon music. Just tap the icon and I got every song I could ever want. [/INST] What issues have you had with Tidal? I’ve had it for a few months now and it has been as close to perfect as I’d expect for a streaming service.
[INST] Absolutely not. But I have a lot of money tied up in micron and I think it would be irresponsible if I didn’t read them. Not going to pretend I do some hard hitting statistical analysis with the data, but I want to ensure everything is looking ok. [/INST] A lot of money tied up but can't read earnings report. WSB way.
[INST] But buying back stock? Is FB IBM all of a sudden? [/INST] Well I guess they can wait to try to make some acquisitions.. I just don’t see many opportunities right now. They print money regardless so if they wanted to make some acquisitions they could get a loan
[INST] Often. It depends though. First trade of the day I tend to let run longer. Once I hit my mark for the day, I trade short bursts. Sometimes seconds. [/INST] Hey there. Nice post today. I checked out your profile and came across your website. It is very inspiring and encourages me to keep pursuing my dreams. I found your chromesthesia very interesting since I am learning how to play piano and read sheet music, about 3 months in. Did you have any special techniques or exercises that you would do often for practice? How old were you when you first started playing?
[INST] Sorry what? [/INST] just a racist thing
[INST] Regardless, it's a small percentage of the population. [/INST] Ever been to a city? Lotta rich guys
[INST] I hear you about the documentation side of things. My personal white whale is trying to reconcile 837i and 835 EDI files, lol. It shouldn't be that hard! [/INST] They make it hard on purpose.
[INST] Dude is the long con genius, for like 2 fucking decades he promised investors that he could turn on the profit switch if he just stopped investing all he could into infrastructure and expansion. And these past few years he finally did [/INST] The investors could see the financials, there was no con, it was pretty straightforward, despite idiots on the internet calling Amazon a charity.
[INST] Cheers mate, hope it’s close to what you were looking for [/INST] Yeah the discord looks really cool. I just feel like it's so tedious to sort through SO MUCH new music these days and all the streaming services new music playlists are so generic with a few gems.
[INST] selling naked calls is the single gayest thing you can do in the market just open up that asshole [/INST] Serious question, how fucked is the guy who gets his naked $420 TSLA call exercised on?
[INST] That's where I draw the line on risk management [/INST] we stopped saying risk management we say Personal Risk Tolerance now capitalized
[INST] yeah forward like lets push it down after the huge run up in profits, because the big banks didn't know about it and didn't get in, so they they manipulated it down to buy it up at 30-35 and now it's safe to let it run... it's total bullshit the 'over-reaction' to the last year, this thing was at like a PE of 2. none of it has made logical sense. [/INST] Three giant Chinese manufacturers were supposed to be making DRAM also right now which would have put Micron well into losses with almost no light in the tunnel for future profit. That's why it tanked below book value. Trump banned two of them from american semi suppliers and they went tits up. Only one Chinese company survived which isn't enough to tank the market and Micron has a future again.
[INST] idiots should have spent 7.5 B when it was at 35 wtf are they saving it for? Fucked all us long term holders in the process having to wait out the fucking 50% plummet [/INST] Not that I agree with them but they’d probably say getting investment grade credit rating maintain positive net cash positive through memory cycle down turn.
[INST] Us bears are way ahead of you! [/INST] I’ve got some puts. Will be watching the casino we call the stock market over the next 30 days
[INST] Because the market is on drugs and refuses to go to rehab [/INST] AMD AVGO TSM going to go to moon tomorrow because of MU
[INST] Priced in idiots [/INST] Tards
[INST] Ever been to a city? Lotta rich guys [/INST] And 10x as many poor people, therefore it is a small percentage of people.
[INST] Azure winning a $10 billion government contract isn't major? [/INST] Major for Azure, not major for AWS. It's 10 billion over like 10 years, so it would make up a minority of AWS's revenue.
[INST] EIS ITEQ ISRA Lol these BDS fucks are just jealous for not having gay parades in their muslims countries [/INST] Holy Moses some serious kosher tendies
[INST] You're right BA to the MOON tomorrow 🚀🚀🚀💦💦😎😩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 [/INST] 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍆🍆👊👊👊🛫🛫
[INST] It’s tested that bottom trend multiple times and ever test has been a higher low, it’s a strong support [/INST] Of it hits 1730 buy some more for sure, but are too buying more calls here?
[INST] Grooveshark was great but it wasn't legal. There were official uploads, but they also let basically anyone upload whatever they wanted. Which meant a ton of pirated stuff was there and they shut down because they got sued. [/INST] No ads were pretty badass though
[INST] Username checks out [/INST] Hahe. Normally hate when people say this, but he actually gobbles balls
[INST] I don't blame you but it could've just as easily swung the opposite way. Don't beat yourself up too hard. [/INST] I kinda did in a good way
[INST] Uhm..... yeah, that's how it works. [/INST] I think his point is that there's no way to sort an artist/band's songs by popularity beyond 'the top 5 most popular'. I don't know if that's true -- I don't use Spotify -- but that's a legitimate criticism.
[INST] 'SAY 什么 AGAIN, MOTHER FUCKER, I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!' [/INST] BUT DID YOU DIE?!?!?
[INST] Well I'll give you that the WSB discord is absolute bottom-barrel shit that I have no intention of ever looking at again. [/INST] Lol I joined once long shot when mods used to make the sub private at random (or during MU earnings) and there was literally people screeching in the discord. Never again.
[INST] It wouldn't be an earnings call without a poorly spoken Indian guy shuffling papers loudly in the background before handing it off to someone who thinks they have eat the damn phone to be heard. [/INST] I swear to God MU needs a hype man VP of finance or some shit. I say this every fucking ER and yet we still hear the drone shit outta Sanjay. I mean look at Jensen at NVDA the dude hype shit up bigly.
[INST] I feel like this is a highly outdated graphic as well as selective. I'm not sure on how recent some of these Amazon acquisitions have been but there are some competitors on this list that don't even exist anymore and it's not because Amazon ate them up. [/INST] It's not outdated it's India specific, but title didn't make that clear.
[INST] Because your thoughts are unoriginal and everyone is thinking the same thing as you. If you're looking to play logically then the only real way is to do longer plays. edit: also, you're fucking retarded, you aren't missing anything, you just have too many chromosomes. [/INST] After thease last earnings releases the only thing I'll have left to sell are my extra chromosomes.
[INST] Vanna gang [/INST] Vienna sauage gang
[INST] It's almost painfully easy to offend Apple users. Why are you so quick to defend your shitty purchase? [/INST] Why are you so quick to diss Apple?
[INST] Oh yeah that's true. He sounded so confused I just assumed the price went in his direction and he still lost. [/INST] Yea I understand IV crush. I just don't know why my calls and puts are constantly being inversed lately.
[INST] Link? [/INST] [Here you go](https://youtu.be/PBoz2XigTFA)
[INST] Especially after futures open [/INST] The daily play posts have turned into ritual drooling, mouth breather gatherings.
[INST] Oh so if you put in your own sell/close order will robinhood not automatically close it? [/INST] If you're lucky. They probably still will but there's a chance they won't close it if you have an open order.
[INST] Stonks only go up :(? [/INST] Yooooo you did it buddy, nice! Hope you didn't sell based on what I said!
[INST] *But rises again harder and stronger.* (cut to martyMoho in Dreadfort dungeon) [/INST] poor u/martymoho may he RIP. I am sure he took his own life. he lost a fortune on MU.
[INST] Impressive losses this year, just not as impressive as that guy who lost 3 mil of other peoples money in 2k18. [/INST] Holy shit....totally forgot that dude.
[INST] Damn. I wish apple did this. It's my only complaint. [/INST] But why can’t I search my liked/saved songs on Spotify? Seems like a very easy feature to implement.
[INST] Where [/INST] I'm saying the difference in deposits + gains (or probably losses for wsb) vs. your net liquidating value is all due to commissions.
[INST] Seen it where. I wanna read more [/INST] https://imgur.com/a/zW9eOXD
[INST] Spotify has the best sound. You could use bandcamp and get .flac, but be paying way more. [/INST] Tidal Hifi has the best sound. which doesn't matter anyway because Android doesn't allow for anything higher than 48Khz sample rate, unless you root the phone, use a DAC, or have a phone with a built-in DAC like the LG V20 or V40.
[INST] It has 320 kbps playback. I dont think any others do except Tidal (but tidal came in wayyyyy to late). That was the main reason I had it. And it makes a difference. [/INST] Tidal and Amazon music Hd have better quality
[INST] You should do options on futures. Taxes are treated 60/40 LT/ST [/INST] really? why is that?
[INST] He'll likely make a vieled reference to it on twitter that is vague enough to deny. [/INST] His pot smoking photo would be perfect for this.
[INST] I feel like we just pushed a giant rock up a hill for no reason and pulled some muscles along the way. [/INST] 😅
[INST] Oh ok. Even still, i'm going to figure it out myself, i like the challenge. [/INST] EAT MY SHIT AND DIE.
[INST] 220/216 fuuuu [/INST] The votes go after the time.. it’s politics lol
[INST] How many do they need? [/INST] 216.
[INST] I have a hunch it’ll prolly open again at some point [/INST] Maybe...I wonder if Trump will cancel the trafind day tomorrow
[INST] This is finally happening. Can’t wait for the flood to invade my Starbucks so I can short the SPY [/INST] Lmfao
[INST] Serious question, how fucked is the guy who gets his naked $420 TSLA call exercised on? [/INST] gayly fucked
[INST] yah its on my list. ill check it out. [/INST] Yeah you’ll love that shit especially if you’re into finance shit
[INST] Tl;dr Open source streaming standard will be what kills Roku [/INST] And those companies are coming together to make one?
[INST] Uppies [/INST] Idk
[INST] But is it killer enough to switch or is it the exact same thing with a different logo slapped on? [/INST] theyll entice the switchover by only needing to pay the flat amazon prime membership
[INST] Almost everyone in here is saying sell, guess I'm holding. Thanks WSB. [/INST] You think you're smarter than their CFO? Good luck
[INST] https://imgur.com/a/zW9eOXD [/INST] That it dropped after lowered guidance after its last report? What?
[INST] When did thease algorithms take effect? [/INST] 1990-present day with a small gap in 2008-2010.
[INST] have u done it before? any tips? i have savings and banked paid time off so i figured i could take my time. [/INST] Currently been on the hunt for jobs in the 7 cities my Becky wants to possibly maybe literally move to. Been applying to jobs in my field in said cities. Been receiving an increase in looks at my LinkedIn while also receiving “Sorry you didn’t get this job.” emails. We still have 6 months on the lease but damn I need to see some drive out of her or I’m gonna give up the search.
[INST] ???? Why even invest $35 into anything? If you went and bought fractional Raytheon stocks, and it went up like 5%, then you’ve made like.. $1.75. I literally just spent like 4x that gains on one beer a few minutes ago. Are you a hobo, teenager, or retard? [/INST] Why not both?
[INST] $BECKY always goes long on the Bull market [/INST] The British Broadcasting Corporation needs to go public
[INST] How will my $110C .03 12/27 do? [/INST] Should make you some money I guess!
[INST] so your break even price is 486.15 right? If that's the case, easy money(hopefully I don't jinx it) [/INST] Jesus fuck
[INST] Alexa, set volume to 10. [/INST] . . . this goes to 11
[INST] I'm saying the difference in deposits + gains (or probably losses for wsb) vs. your net liquidating value is all due to commissions. [/INST] What commissions? I don’t think I pay commissions. It says $0
[INST] really? why is that? [/INST] Because that's the way the tax laws are written.....?
[INST] But why can’t I search my liked/saved songs on Spotify? Seems like a very easy feature to implement. [/INST] Any time I like a song it gets put into a 'Liked Songs' playlist. Or do you mean a specific song within that playlist? And I just looked while having the liked songs playlist open: the three dots at the top right, 'find in liked songs'. I'm on Android though, so ymmv