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[INST] okay bro [/INST] I bought 420 calls for next week today. It can't go tits up
[INST] It’s good but it’s not needle moving imo. Too much relies on the MAX bc that’s where their credibility as a plane maker for the future comes into play. [/INST] Lockheed Martin made a 2 trillion dollar fighter jet that can’t fly in the rain. They’ll be fine
[INST] Whats stopping me from buying a share at $420.69 right now? [/INST] I have a share and am willing to sell it to you for this price. I'll print it out ... meet me at the abandoned junk yard at 2AM tonight? We can do a cash deal.
[INST] English aint the first language huh [/INST] Do you expect me to use a literature level English in WSB? But no, not the first language. Does it really matter?
[INST] Bro my paper trading account is on MarketWatch and they don’t do options. Also I’m not gonna do stupid things like that on my paper trading cause I’m trying to win this simulator game because if I don’t people are gonna think I’m a shitty club president [/INST] The Sims?
[INST] I’ll try to prove to you guys I’m serious about this although my post seems not so serious. I came here because it looks like many of you throw money at a chance to make big bucks and I need to money to make you big bucks [/INST] No proof needed the other guy said you seem legit
[INST] wow ur cutting it close. I hope it breaks. How long have you been bag holding those for? [/INST] Just two days. I've averaged down a bit. Whatever happens tomorrow I will have to bail no later than Monday. The sad thing is I sold FB at open yesterday to get these. -_-
[INST] That isn't really how it works. The 333k is already in the bank. So basically you risk losing 333k at a chance to win less than 50k (375-333). No one should take that. Even if it's a 50% chance. The risk isn't worth the reward. There are better ways to gamble that money. You could put it on a roulette wheel and double it up. [/INST] No, you are risking the 333k to win the full 750k. Obviously if the last two cases were 375k and $5 he would take the 333k.
[INST] What did you have? Calls or puts? [/INST] A few FD 100c
[INST] Man the dumb bitch that emailed me back told me i dont know how options work and the price didnt change because no one had traded the option yet - on Disney the morning after their earnings. I'm not a pro but im not a fuckin retard either. Seems like they either have customer service reps who dont even trade or are just counting on the users being noobs and believing whatever they are told. Maybe both. [/INST] i'm told the former is common in the industry: reps who only know about the product in passing.
[INST] >Been doing it for years. There are literally programmer you can buy to download tunes into almost every car on the market and have been for about 30+ yrs. The other manufacturers do that too, less performance is more reliability, and more reliability is usually happier customers and less claims. Tesla pushed out a 10% improvement to these same cars for free a month or two ago. I guess they realized how much this shit is actually worth. [/INST] If it’s genuinely an improvement pushed out after the sale that wasn’t available before then this is great. It’s easy to see a scenario where the upgrade was held back to collect more revenue later.
[INST] credit immediately [/INST] Nice. Might have to start doing that.
[INST] Yeah in 5 years this will be the most obvious 'why didn't we buy shares when....' story ever. [/INST] I love it how 6 months ago, you would have been downvoted and called retarded for saying buy Tesla. Now when the turntables, people act like everyone has known it all along.
[INST] Thanks I’ll check out algotrading. Training data is between 1 and 3 years. There is some model drift so teaching machine about how futures behaved 10 years ago is not very useful. Optimal length determined through testing and varies depending on signal resolution (10 min bars models rely on 5-7 years of data) Due to the same model drift backrest period is 2 months and few most recent days. [/INST] Main reason I asked after for how many decades you went back is to see how your model behaves in different kind of economical environment. You don’t have to train all several years at once but I imply let say if only train 2007-2009 then it may be lead you to different direction.
[INST] No end to the line if we're in the circle. Mods love giving and receiving at the same time. [/INST] Nice, that means I'm at the front of the line too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[INST] What’s your cost basis? [/INST] 15...I know F !!!
[INST] Imagine releasing buggy, unfinished products, then charging people for upgrades 😒 [/INST] Imagine releasing a car and then 2 years later figuring out you can make it go 20% faster with software tweaks, but then deciding to not do it because you just don't give a fuck.
[INST] You saw a man with brown skin. Gave him the name Mohammad. Joked he was a terrorist. And that he thinks he can purchase women. Fact that you can’t see why that’s racist blows my mind. Guess I can’t expect much self reflection from someone who posts on the donald. [/INST] YAWN shut up nerd
[INST] Yes - random forest (light gbm) [/INST] Random forest. Interesting. My initial thought was to use transformers and LSTM RNNs.
[INST] Sir this is a wendys [/INST] I want to reproduce one of the best performing fund in the world that's closely guarded and exclusive only to employees of said fund. *Heads to WSB*
[INST] Having trouble here [/INST] Then you need to only trade shares and/or futures.
[INST] Doesn't literally everyone literally always use limits??????? Are people on this sub really THAT retarded?! XD [/INST] I use a 'TARHD' order ​ Trade Against Robin Hood Dweebs
[INST] well its kinda risky to bet on that 1%, as 95% of the time the market is in contango. [/INST] That's true but if I wanted safety I would have put my money in an Ally savings account.
[INST] You really think its going all the way up to 65? [/INST] After earnings maybe. I shouldn’t have bought $65 calls though, but drunk me did it anyways. My plan was to wait until about now to buy but drunk me had other plans
[INST] RH takes your order and sells it to a dark pool, which then finds a better price and profits from the difference. [/INST] omg , no!!!!
[INST] Mostly thinking a small spread play as a gamble, see if the memes want it bad enough. Looks messy though. [/INST] Call credit spread. Sell 420 / Buy 425. Easy money.
[INST] I could see this hitting 170 sometime in Jan easily hoenstly. [/INST] What makes you think that?
[INST] That would have put me down only -$8000 im trying to make a comeback here mann but i'm an autard [/INST] Wtf ur all time is gay
[INST] He looks like an even more autistic Edward Snowden. [/INST] I mean he agreed to do an interview about a subreddit he created. Like do you want a pat on the back for founding this hot shit? I wouldn’t
[INST] Same lmao [/INST] Profit takers, it was expected no doubt
[INST] I'll believe it when I see it. Market flexing to tawk from Mnuchin saying 'it'll be signed in January' is a farce... Like I believe anything out that dick wads mouth [/INST] Ur taking this conversation pretty seriously aren’t ya ? Chill out man.. be easy .. like trade wars
[INST] VIX down double down [/INST] ^yeah this lol
[INST] It's ok bro. $BA is a fickle b [/INST] Undoubtedly. Brothers in financial ruin ✊✊✌
[INST] Victory royale [/INST] *does epic fortnite dance*
[INST] Exactly. It's like the #1 sign of a poor trader. A person who blames other people for their losses, never becomes successful. I'd try to blame everyone in my early days, then realized, that I'd only research topics that agreed with my inherent biases. It was eye-opening. [/INST] Lol imagine having losses in this market.
[INST] Nah it's good for you. You learned something from all this. [/INST] That thing most people already know, that someone mentioned before you and I acknowledged? You're right, repetition is good for people, I guess. Great to learn what you already know, lmao
[INST] But did you actually get back in under $230? [/INST] Yes but no.
[INST] Ballsy, would extend 1-2 week at 109c just to be safe. BUT YOUR CALL YOU AUTIST. Peak is weirder than Netflix so it could be from 10 to 1 pm. Look at weekly chart [/INST] How far out do you buy? Leaps? Half year? A month? Weeklie?
[INST] Yea. Using options for constant gains is like snorting coke to make you get that feel everyday. Not a happy ending. [/INST] Yet you keep doing it. The first ones free
[INST] In the 2 out of the last 3 ex-dividend dates, SPY dropped by the dividend amount (about $1.5) but the last quarter it didn't drop at all, so who knows. [/INST] It’s going to drop by the dividend amount no matter what. If it goes back up then it’s positive.
[INST] Which Post [/INST] [just got assigned help me mitigate the blast area](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ect7yh/just_got_assigned_help_me_mitigate_the_blast_area/)
[INST] That makes sense; Big Θ (Theta) in algorithms has a similar in-between two things/equality idea. Big O gives an upper bound, while Big Ω gives lower bound, and Big Θ gives both. [/INST] (Its called **t**heta because it's the derivative with respect to **t**ime)
[INST] Haha, Probably, we should do a threesome but no mod stuff aka no me & you :) [/INST] So just our wife. Got it.
[INST] Right, I want that general tsao tendies allowance, otherwise I will enjoy 4 more years of dads stock market pumping [/INST] I’m fine with 48k in next four years or 0$ in four years but atleast the Dow is at 34k
[INST] Lol imagine having losses in this market. [/INST] Oof. I feel like it’s hard to do, but very possible. Also, we can’t be hard on em, I’ve had losing years when I first started too. Or maybe it was months? Dno if having a full losing year happened. 🤔
[INST] How far out do you buy? Leaps? Half year? A month? Weeklie? [/INST] /u/yungbillionaire suggestion: 2-3 weeks out if you know it's going up in period because it's been flat or declining for the past 2-3 weeks.
[INST] What makes you think that? [/INST] Check the DD in my history. Lots of potential catalysts, and it just bounced off a strong floor. Analysts actively pump this, CFO announcement potentially, holiday sales, strong ER, etc.
[INST] These aren’t naked puts. Your max loss is capped, along with your max gain. [/INST] Care to lay out an example for an idiot?
[INST] FFVII Remake calls 03/03/2020. [/INST] Finna buy that and keep it in the plastic seal to sell for 1000x to some nerd wanting an original copy 10 years later
[INST] Maybe another time when I'm at a hotel [/INST] lemme know bb
[INST] THE QUEEN BANNED A TRANSITION PERIOD BEYOND 2020 [/INST] Okay. I’ve no idea what this means. Hard brexit end of 2019?
[INST] Oh shit [/INST] Yea the technicals about busted my scanner on the AH buying, should be fun to see what happens. I can’t recall any other time a company has done such an unusual buy back. Obviously with the only intention to raise the SP. Unless anyone else can think of a reason, would gladly entertain it?
[INST] u have 2 whole stonk 😳 [/INST] No I have 17 stocks and they been mostly read all week. It’s literally Tesla that’s growing my portfolio by itself.
[INST] Doesn’t mean that we are gonna repeat of 08 though. Could just flatten and likely will. Wtf do I know thiugh [/INST] It doesn't have to be a repeat of 2008 to believe that buying near all-time highs is a bad idea
[INST] “The contracts are voided? The contracts are voided?! Holy shit! Agh motherfucker!” [/INST] I wanted to fight that guy
[INST] Clearly you weren't watching the debate when I wrote that [/INST] no I wasn't, unlike you I have important things to do in my life that doesn't include watching idiots debate the unimportant issues
[INST] If I cash out now, I'll realize my losses. No way Jose. Full steam ahead. [/INST] Buy my SPY 12/20 321 calls please
[INST] when does it come in? [/INST] [https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/](https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/)
[INST] 12,400% for the last two. Nice gain!! [/INST] All three
[INST] Timber=trees=weed [/INST] Hell yeah brother cheers from Iraq
[INST] I don’t want to type out the whole thing since this is a family friendly sub, but you’ll recognize him by his username, which is along the lines of L2F bear shoe 😳 [/INST] Wtf why you talking shit
[INST] because touching urself during the day is perfectly acceptable xD [/INST] Duly noted
[INST] For why? [/INST] Zero reason 2nd day of IPO
[INST] TSLA messed me up real good this week. [/INST] I was wondering how you were doing considering you were selling strangles on Tesla for a while. Not living on the streets yet, I hope?
[INST] So ur saying I should hold over the weekend [/INST] All I’m saying is that I’m an idiot for selling on Wednesday and not Thursdays 😂
[INST] I’ve never open hand slapped a unicorn But I’m not afraid to either [/INST] You got guts, kid. I like it.
[INST] Good find though. I think I'll be in for a few calls [/INST] This is like poker right? I'll sell you the calls, and raise by one put
[INST] So just our wife. Got it. [/INST] Eiffel tower coming up
[INST] Information for information's sake is a perfectly good reason to comment. My apologies. [/INST] I'm ejaculating to you guys' harmony
[INST] What the fuck do I know either! [/INST] what the fuck do we know?!
[INST] I want to reproduce one of the best performing fund in the world that's closely guarded and exclusive only to employees of said fund. *Heads to WSB* [/INST] I cast pearl before swine
[INST] Nah, not the older broad. The younger cute one with the short brunette hair. [/INST] Didn't even know she was a thing. Now I'm curious
[INST] You just murdered /r/investing [/INST] No stocks allowed! Only VTSAX!
[INST] You should write children's books [/INST] That’s a swell idea, I could buy Capri Suns and cookiez with muh royalties 🍪🧒🧃
[INST] Buy my SPY 12/20 321 calls please [/INST] Those will print, only takes 5 more points
[INST] Perfect, The Mandalorian season finale is next week, gotta pick up something new to watch and engulf myself with [/INST] expanse season 4 dropped lil' bit ago too, good show to binge
[INST] Straight to $4 [/INST] $40
[INST] Should of bought calls further out [/INST] yeah like I did allll the way at 1/10/20....haha^haha^haha^:(
[INST] Have L2FMW’s mum buy you one in exchange for 🅿️🅿️ [/INST] Good idea she just left the house to go drop him off at school too
[INST] grindr [/INST] You got issues man
[INST] I am thinking that actually. [/INST] Yesssss...join us
[INST] [nice](https://youtu.be/zYt0WbDjJ4E) [/INST] [nice](https://youtu.be/UBX8MWYel3s)
[INST] What? The inverse Jim Cramer is always outperforming the market. [/INST] Got any actual numbers?
[INST] Lol told ya, bud [/INST] PrIcEd In
[INST] Ex-dividend today, no idea after open. Recession or Moon :) [/INST] Hopin its the ladder :/
[INST] Right there with you buddy. I was wondering why i was getting so much credit. Green Day for spy could save us [/INST] So you’re saying there’s a chance.
[INST] Pretty sure he’s taking the piss mate. [/INST] Cool story though. 👍👍👍
[INST] either that or the algos gonna fucking yeet it to 430 [/INST] My magnum bull dong thanks you
[INST] How do I deduct my donation in my taxes though [/INST] You get a donation report
[INST] Amazon partners up with companies like a [wasp partners up with a caterpillar.](https://www.wired.com/2014/10/absurd-creature-week-glyptapanteles-wasp-caterpillar-bodyguard/) [/INST] Thanks. Think I'll skip lunch today.
[INST] Yea, keep em calls dw [/INST] im down $1300 rn lol
[INST] its a pump and dump u tard [/INST] so buy low sell high?
[INST] I think it's the high pitched trill that makes the sound carry so far [/INST] how does one trill in sign language with a high pitch
[INST] Alright heres what I got from them: as of this morning, these contracts have effectively stopped trading with the exception of a 'special opening quotation' that takes into account this mornings price action to slightly modify the Dec ES's final trading price of 3219.25 So these things are closed for all intents and purposes with no bearing on the account margin and you should see them settled by Monday [/INST] Cool so same with NQ too. Thanks for letting me know bruh..we're one big retarded family. also, FUCKK YEAAAH... 5k premium on /ES and 2k premium on /NQ from short strangles.
[INST] I like it but my wife threw a fit at the suggestion 🤔 [/INST] SHORT $WIFE
[INST] I'm up 6% on my $44 12/27's. Gonna sell at up 25%; ride this bearish divergence down a bit [/INST] i just lost $2 and sold. sorry dude. this thing wont stop.
[INST] Lmao fuck...TA on google.com.This is peak WSB. [/INST] Got to admit, looks better than the ones I draw on newspapers with the new crayons mommy bought me.
[INST] Just sell puts all year since literally everything is up. [/INST] Do you use any protection like put spreads?
[INST] Czech Republic is the best country in the world. [/INST] hahahAHHAHhahahAHHAHAHahhahAHHAHAHahahahha
[INST] Happens to every guy once in awhile [/INST] Long $PFE?