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'Buying power $50.64'
Leveraged to your personal risk tolerance, I see.
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Do you mind explaning what buying power means? I don't completely get the term. |
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Sure you can but the effect is hardcore..
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This is wall street bets not r/investing. We snort our benzos. |
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Yay! Now I can buy 1/1000 of BRK/A
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yep, that was my plan too. Just to say I own that stock and get pussies wet. |
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Yeah that put a damper on the weekend for me lol I'm still up 24% this week but they wiped out half of my gains.
They better run like a mother next week
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go condor bro |
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Trademate
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Thanks |
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Too bad the only model looks like bill gates
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AKA Bill Gapes. |
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Have fun at university of phoenix
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ITT Tech\* |
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I've seen hedge funds bloom from equally as retarded theses.
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can you give some examples |
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hey fellow vancouverite! not just the past week, the past month!
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I generally enjoy the rain, but today is really testing my sanity... 😵 |
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This is actually probably right. Cause feds going to stop injecting liquidity in 2H of the year
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2H?
Q2? |
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That's kind of the point, by printing more money you devalue currency and fuck over savers
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Fuck savers. Keep money moving |
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Not really. I’ll likely have much more wealth built up than this idiot trading on margin. He will lose everything in a downturn.
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Remember that sad cartoon dog, the real mopey one? Idk what it’s even from, I can’t remember... “droopy dog” or some shit? I’m not even gonna google it to check, but you probably know who I mean.
Edit: that’s how I picture your face/voice...kinda like that mopey fuckin droopy dog |
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Who's Lisa Su?
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She is the Alpha, and Omegle ... |
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Do you think they'll announce UK & Ireland sub numbers the way they did with the USA's? Flip Profit then use it for the Euro launch perhaps.
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i'm sorry. my conscience won't let me continue. |
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Good read, come Monday I'll buy one put in solidarity 😯
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Please don't. |
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Not sure OP can handle getting turned down by a hooker after getting turned down by Vangaurd.
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*Vangourd |
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Yore*
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Yarr* |
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How much % per year can you reliably make selling options? Unlike buying options, I know its capped because theres limited upside and theres a lot more waiting (hold til expiration).
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Going of my account -30% |
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Bro the stock rose when they announced their plans at postponing max production, no one knows what's going on
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We were joking today that after watching the first half of the week, we were going to start a company that crashes planes then quits making them. After today, we added ships to our portfolio of hardware to bang together (yes, I know the crash was slight and Carnival nailed earnings...it’s a joke). Great to find a business plan that cannot go tits up finally! |
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You’re
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Fewer* |
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Holy fuck do the one about the cold cuts again I’m dying out here 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
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I’m sorry that was rude of me |
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But given our shithouse ex rates I'm terribly worried about the loss in potential gains as a result when I could easily invest in an AUS company that might not yield as high returns as a US company but still make more by avoiding ex rates
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Unless you’re getting fucked on the transaction costs, who cares what the exchange rate is if it isn’t going to change much. It’s a good way to get USD exposure if you think the AUD will get weaker too. |
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The issue is that they can’t afford to pay off their Corrupt state with only 20 dollar oil. Their cops need lambos. They can’t be seen with chargers like normal cops
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I wouldn’t underestimate the saudis. The iranians under the shah was more like what you were talking about. |
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Ok where did it all go wrong, did you remember the explosion proof boxes, connected with PVC Coated Rigid Conduit, don't forget to vapor seal your conduit. Otherwise your cashier may take a nap. Ok look at the picture easy as1,2,3.
http://imgur.com/gallery/DHN28K3
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The fire is inside the tank, the whole thing, is that bad? |
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WHY ARE PPL BUYING FCEL????
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Yes that is the real question |
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Only stonks
I use Schwab and their stop loss order system is top notch
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I understand stop-losses, but can you elaborate on how trailing-losses work in regards to stonks? |
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You are now a gay virgin
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But the good news is, you can fix that problem within 1 hour on grindr |
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you can sell them but you can exercise before expiration. /es is also better than spy
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*can’t exercise them before expiration |
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I never pull out is this proper risk management?
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What is this “pull out” method? |
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yep, that was unexpected. Recession over?
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I dunno man, RSI is at the peak across the board. We might still rally til 1/3, but the drop is gonna be fast. Ready to pounce on TQQQ. |
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Yes. Closes at 1pm EST
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How boring |
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Did that today. It hurts.
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Not when you sell them. ;) |
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I’ll short this guy ^ I’m a tlt bull.
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I’m sorry for your soon to be realized loss |
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Sold for 800$ profit at open
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🍻 |
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Thanks for the ABUS tip!
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No problem! |
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:)
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NEVER BITCH and I don’t have that legendary username anymore
Please change to L2fba |
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$10 million? Dude that's nothing, you need to learn some [history](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_trading_losses).
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There isn't a font size big enough for the guh that follows that list. |
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We’re with you General🎖 - whether we go to 0 or 10x.
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Looks like 0 haha. But I appreciate the kamikaze attitude! |
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Do you mind explaning what buying power means? I don't completely get the term.
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Basically he has $50 bucks in cash he can use at the moment. Largely irrelevant to the post. |
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Alright you convinced me, buying some more tomorrow
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Rest in pieces PTI. This didn't age well. lol |
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Options trading. Daily or swing. 10k isn't a major concern, it's just whether or not this seems remotely plausible or if im missing some major hurdle.
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Seems really plausible. Just don't think it'll be easy. Most people will lose big doing this. You have to be disciplined, set rules for your trades, and points to get out. The biggest red flag is you didn't talk about a stop loss point. Also, 10% is pretty arbitrary. Some good trades won't quit get there and will turn bad, and others will have a lot further to run, leaving yourself missing gains because of a magic number. |
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and only 6x return on them.. Crazy IV there.
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Ya all in all retarded move. Consistent with community. |
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March 20th atm options are about $3500 each
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Yeah and spread is too big. I think jan end of month is only viable. But would 3500 be max possible loss? I think it can be more maybe? Otherwise the pros too far outweigh the cons. 3500 at a chance at exponential gains with barely any upticks. Ill have to test in paper account first. |
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O |
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What if you're trying to get your cost basis on a stock you wouldn't mind owning long (msft very clearly in this trade) to as low as possible?
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This would be ideal - to date I have not found a reason to buy stock outright vs sell puts IF you want to own the shares.
OP has the cash to cover so he's not doing anything crazy as you'll see in the conversation below. |
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>I'm just a smug fuck looking for internet points.
I gave you an internet point.
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Lol. I just dont want people to get fucked because they make mistakes. OP is fine because he has cash to cover, but it's very easy to sell a bunch of naked options and then get horrifically fucked when Elon tweets ''considering taking TSLA private at $1500/share. Funding secured.'' I dont want that to happen to anyone.
Yoloing with selling options can end in financial ruin. |
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>The research shows that the risk in selling weeklies outweighs the premium
Citation needed
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Google ''weekly options'' and ''tastytrade.'' |
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It could also be Robinhood's whole operating account
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> It could also be Robinhood’s ~~whole operating account~~ **risk management budget** |
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You could easily buy a new flagship phone every day for a year with those gains
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Happy cake day |
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I’m sorry for your soon to be realized loss
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Plz set a reminder me for 6 months from now |
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NEVER BITCH and I don’t have that legendary username anymore
Please change to L2fba
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Wtf u mean you don’t have that User anymore, did I not just see you comment saying “I”M BACK” not 2 days ago? I was like “Holy shit” or something.
It was hilarious, you just had to be there, if ya know ya know. |
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Aka pie in the sky investing vs fundamental investing.
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Just being conservative about everything is not “fundamental investing” lol. |
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TOS is the trading platform for TD lol
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Yes I know that is why I said I signed up for TD and will be using TOS.
I think TD has own app as well or can use TOS. |
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This is the correct answer. Do not revenge trade! You're talking about closing a trade and starting a new one. The only reason your previous trades matter is that they gave you experience. They have nothing to do with your new trade.
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Revenge Trade is a great term. Copywrite that! |
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Sorry I updated it , I meant may not be a ruling .
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No issues. It's just that your whole thesis depends on if the ruling gets overturned, if it does. I would definitely buy up stock and options. |
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Pretty sure I saw Jim Cramer pushing that idea as well.
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He did great with that Rite-Aid speculation.
Oh wait... |
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The person that sells you the call. People can also sell calls as opposed to buying them. Selling calls nets you the premium if the stock doesn’t reach $160. If it surpasses $160 you pay the difference
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Can you sell calls on Robinhood to other Robinhood users? |
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U got a dog? Mine likes to eat his treats from CHWY, on the bed , if no one is home.
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Interesting that could be it
Though my dog is small and the spot was completely soaked, like too soaked |
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Psychedelics will be next big drug class IMO. Personally looking for ways to invest in medicinal psilocybin (shroom) companies.
It’s the actual therapeutic promise that weed tried to deliver and failed.
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Yeah and Ketamine |
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''Legitimately ok trader'' ''up 10% in 3 months'' ''robinhood''
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Yeah but his name checks out. |
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How many active traders actually trade options though? I can’t imagine more than .5% of RH traders use it or plan to but don’t know if that’s public info.
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I have no clue. Pretty sure last line in your original post is the answer. Everyone knows RH is the dumbest around so the data probably sells at a premium. It’s funny how everyone on wsb says to inverse their play if they want to make money...🤑 |
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At one point one has to consider if all WSB put together owns a majority stake in AMD or something.
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Or if we're all just hive minded idiots that see letters on a WSB shitpost, TradingView them to find out the company name and then simultaneously YOLO into them. |
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Lmao just don't fucking lose
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Putting this gold on a t-shirt.
Pure poetry man. |
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All hype no substance
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So a great “risk on” trade |
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Yeah and spread is too big. I think jan end of month is only viable. But would 3500 be max possible loss? I think it can be more maybe? Otherwise the pros too far outweigh the cons. 3500 at a chance at exponential gains with barely any upticks. Ill have to test in paper account first.
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If you’re purchasing an option why would max loss be more than paid? ES contracts are $50 a point and trade in ticks of .25 ($12.50). Knowing $50 a point and 5 point spreads, that’s $250 per spread, plus all fees and commissions. Best way to know is to search your brokerages website, or call them. |
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can you give some examples
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AAPL only hedge fund, managed to lose money during one of the greatest runs of a stock in history by buying calls at the wrong times. The guy literally could’ve just bought AAPL with other people’s money and retired. |
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Now with fractional shares that insult isn't going to land anymore.
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Wait till RH does something retarded in that feature |
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Ban
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Imao |
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Bro I only did one epic spy short. If you don’t know don’t pass go my nigga
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Oh u said the n word telling mom |
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😏 Born from a life of dejection, vowing to bring chaos to the world that has shunned 4chan time and time again. Aided by my trusty partner in crime General Disarray, I am Professor Chaos, spender of money on a destruction of doom to the sum of mine own cash balance! Your feeble ninja powers are no match for me.
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Hahahahaha hahaha fuck u dude 😈😈👊😂 |
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Funding secured
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$420/share |
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Sorry, I'm retarded I meant 1000. Is every broker like that or just RH. I plan on using interactive Brokers btw.
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My other account is at Schwab but that’s my hold long account. Don’t know about how they handle options. GL! |
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Okay Boomer
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Xer ftw |
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that's because he misspelled /r/bigfatholygrailgrains
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It's actually /r/bigfatgloryholes |
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Underrated
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It's what the article says.. |
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dumpster diving doesn’t count either.
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yes it does dude I thought we talked about this |
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Thanks, I'm considering TDA & IB. But their platform is so complicated :D
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TDA has a ton of videos and tutorials showing you how to use their platform. Once you get the hang of the think or swim platform, you won’t want to use anything else. I have not used IB so can’t speak for that. |
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Hell yeah man, and you exclusively sell OTM weeklies?
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In this account, yes.
I’ve bought a spread once which ended in a small loss, but otherwise OTM puts (except for a duck up last week where I sold ATM calls but held too long and ended up buying back at a big loss). |
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By tits up you mean the founder of the exchange stole everyone's money
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That’s about the size of it, yeah |
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The one that already happened ?
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What did he say it's now deleted. |
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Well, in a lot of ways yes, but there's no strict rule on estimated tax payments since it's just an estimate after all.
Im not paying the govt for taxes I *might* owe.
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That's fair, I guess sandbag your estimates to your own personal risk tolerance |
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Build up 6 years worth of rainy day funds and then start investing in 0.7% interest rate savings accounts
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So by the they start putting money into that savings their dollar will be just as worthless. |
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Can we skip to the part of rogue wave?
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There is no rogue wave on Microsoft because it's not oil and everybody would jump in on Microsoft if it was cheap. |
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Just being conservative about everything is not “fundamental investing” lol.
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Unless you believe that Tesla will eventually make 5 Billion dollars in annual profit (adjusted for inflation compared to today) they aren't worth 75B (using P/E of 15 for automotive). |
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B O X S P R E A D S
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Literally can’t go tits up!! |
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Noooo they’re going under
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Rule 1 of sports betting. Never bet the under |
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Why I use robinhood to gamble and a real broker for real men’s work
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Real men's work is at the craps tables slappin asses and puking all over his whores. |
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IV crush doesn't matter with this kinda stock as long as you play close to the money. It's going to like 20$ with pass or 3$ with a fail
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. . . I'm not sure if your trolling but it absolutely matters. Cuts into your profits and increases risk. You won't necessarily lose money if you get that big spike but the compounded risk involved is what keeps me away from these trades. There isn't a favorable amount of risk/reward. These are things that always should be considered and I trade a lot of Biotech/Pharm being that is my field and I wouldn't make option plays on this. |
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We all are, thats what happens when we lose all our money. The ez way out is to sell your butthole to wallstreet.
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No just you bro, you are gay |
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*does epic fortnite dance*
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I thought I was on r/wsb |
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What’s new?
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People used to drink the punch |
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Make of it what you will, but Peloton was the only empty store at a very crowded mall yesterday. A mall known for catering to higher earning individuals. Food for thought, but I think they’re going to slide further.
https://i.imgur.com/sRgL1vl.jpg
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Says the dude with puts. This was not yesterday. Don't lie. Please... Lol |
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San Fran is the easy money.
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Divisional games are always a shit show however. And it’s not like the Rams are god awful. I did end up going with the 9ers tho |
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I have already been learning and trading in my country market and now I want to move into the US market. Thanks! this was hopefully.
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<3 |
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> personal risk tolerance
You mean PRT? It's a thing now, deal with it.
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Is actually your “pussy rank total” where the higher the number the more of a pussy you are. |
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Like last Jan when we rally
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After being down 20% |
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TEVA is pretty boomer. Boomers love their drugs.
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Yeah but you'd want to be long Pharma short Boomer consumer goods in this portfolio. I'd never short healthcare in the face of a huge cohort of ailing wealthy people unless there is major medical reform that force medical companies to stop bilking them for every dollar |
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Not for the free samples. The trick is to run in quickly, appologizing behind your shoulder to the 78 year old door guard that you have to pee really bad and you'll be right back....you'll be right back alright, with a tummy full of delicious free snacks.
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Infinite snack glitch |
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Yep, but you already got a good amount from the premium of the contract, you continue to get a dividend. And you can always exit both positions if Satya posts a dick pic. The 100 share loss won't likely be as great of a % as the decrease in call premium, so you'd still come out somewhat ahead...
Theoretically.
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But if Satya posts a dick pic you win anyway! |
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20 contracts $420 strike 12/27/19.
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i bought one meself 👶 |
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