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[INST] Farting? [/INST] 😳
[INST] Not really, USD/MYR rarely fluctuates and stays mainly between 4.05 to 4.18 and it wouldn't change drastically anytime soon so exchange rate won't be much of an issue. Plus, Bursa (Malaysian Stock Exchange) rarely fluctuates and we have no options on our stocks. So we have no way to YOLO our money. [/INST] I just meant the 4:1 exchange rate hurts seeing how few dollars you get, considering local cost of living and salaries in ringgit are low. But yeah it’s stable the past few years so at least when the gains (lol) come back it all works out. Still I think I’d invest in local property, personally. But you can’t really gamble with that like you can with options on triple leveraged inverse ETFs!
[INST] That's fair, I guess sandbag your estimates to your own personal risk tolerance [/INST] I estimate I will lose money does this mean I get estimated refund?
[INST] Revenge Trade is a great term. Copywrite that! [/INST] This reminds me of Parks and Recreation when Andy claimed Fleetwood Mac as a band name.
[INST] Looks like 0 haha. But I appreciate the kamikaze attitude! [/INST] Mike, how big is your position.
[INST] Lmao if you think Burry is a super investor just go read some of his recent advice. [/INST] They laughed at his past advice too
[INST] So we're gonna fight for no reason then. [/INST] I'm gonna go all vietcong on you.
[INST] I’m at a crossroad where I can’t convince myself to buy any more shares as I believe these companies have generous futures. Like FB in my opinion I could see double in the next 4 years but I think most companies especially Apple are inflated beyond my comfort. [/INST] Sell covered puts at a valuation you're more comfortable.
[INST] Does Aldi vary a lot regionally? Are you and your girlfriend, um, bigger? Wife and I spend a tad under a hundred on average. We also don’t really pay attention to trying to keep costs down so I expected us to be on the higher end for two for a week. [/INST] I don't try to keep costs down. I just eat a lot I guess. We are both very athletic with specific diets.
[INST] So by the they start putting money into that savings their dollar will be just as worthless. [/INST] The fed has basically been promoting investors over savers for the last decade lmao. Saving is literally losing money.
[INST] Is the divorce my parents are getting priced in too? [/INST] That was priced in as soon as you were conceived. You were always nothing but a problem.
[INST] Calls and puts lol it's beer money so fuck it. Every fucker on this sub is such a Debbie downer. [/INST] No, we’re just as retarded as you but realize it. You’ll learn eventually
[INST] Does the chic have a dic also👀 [/INST] Non-binary trans
[INST] Yeah, when they made me run a mile, that’s when I knew it was over for me. [/INST] Short $FitnessGram™ Pacer Test.
[INST] Lol. Fucked up as in paying extra? [/INST] They don’t tell you if you paid too much bro wtf you think this is
[INST] I mean if that person is only getting ~$200 refund they are either doing something right or don’t make shit [/INST] On this sub it means 'don't make shit'
[INST] I can see you thinking clearly, I just think after he gets re-elected a big market correction is in order [/INST] Whether he gets re-elected or not, a big correction is in order.
[INST] I agree that ppl who use lines on a graph are often retarded. Maybe not as retarded as you tho 🤔🤔 [/INST] Unequivocally they are not as retarded as I am.
[INST] Oh no doing your own DD! The horror! [/INST] Eh more like Im a pharmacist so even if I don't want to invest I still get carried away looking at this stuff
[INST] That’s legit. This lady answered me just now and immediately submitted a request to get the PDT restriction removed. That might be the best support call I’ve ever been on. Meanwhile you can’t even call RH... [/INST] Nice! Opened TD yesterday. Will be transferring our my RH options Monday
[INST] They good but if I was choosing now I would prob go with thinkorswim [/INST] isn't that tdameritrade? Or can you sing up on thinkorswing separately?
[INST] They’ll pivot into mining your weirdest stuff from their databases, sell it to China and off you go (like the rest of the anti-socials) to the asteroid mines. I can see a mild profit in that. [/INST] China is actually a bit behind other countries when it comes to possible asteroid mining. Surprisingly, Japan is most likely going to be first country to do it. Albeit, that’s if this whole asteroid mining even happens in our lifetime.
[INST] He said smell you later and he never smelled me again! [/INST] K Nelson
[INST] I have a 3D printer (large) and can whip up a trophy in CAD. Throw me some ideas m8s [/INST] This needs to be stickied
[INST] Funny enough a politician in Kenya did this. Escaped jail, faked his own death (Got a death certificate) and stole millions of dollars. [/INST] who?
[INST] Not really. If you spot a retarded fragile house of cards it’d be retarded not to bet that it’ll topple when you’ll win 1000 to 1 odds [/INST] Still a YOLO that worked. Which is the exception rather than the rule.
[INST] Take a guess what side you fall on the spectrum. [/INST] It's probably somewhere between rainman and tinman
[INST] Lol I’ve seen some pretty clever scams. Some are predicated on the fact that insurance companies can’t discriminate based on certain things such as race. The idea being to buy out the policies of certain people who are at higher risk of an early death for reasons that insurance companies cannot discriminate against [/INST] thats a good idea
[INST] Sediment. I hate sand [/INST] https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/YNZQN
[INST] Lol bruh there is nothing to interpret. The amazon rainforest was literally on fire earlier this year. Invest in the Brazilian beef market and make bank [/INST] Long coffee futures
[INST] Cause you can’t get a new one [/INST] Lol pussy
[INST] Wtf is that music sounds like generation z trash [/INST] That shit goes hard. I know you saved it to your playlist
[INST] Whoa, whoa, whoa, revenue? Don't talk about revenue! [/INST] 'pre-revenue'
[INST] I’m tryna make that a each week lol. Fuck that shitty shit [/INST] Make a YouTube channel and be funny. I've been permanently put on hold with YouTube. They said I was spamming. I put maybe 2-3 Amazon affiliate links up and I'm spamming. Mr I like avocado toast, puts up thousands of links spews about how much he loves RH and makes millions. WTH😒
[INST] I think you just declare you are now dead. I think it works like bankruptcy, but I could be wrong. [/INST] I wanted to give you a gold award but it was $3.99. Sorry.
[INST] CPA stands for Child Porn Addict [/INST] Can confirm!
[INST] If he was going to invest in one thing it was going to be the US Government. That’s the one thing he believed in. Wild. [/INST] What a difference two generations can make. I'm old, and I'm still not touching bonds. I'm in stocks and real estate -- even my 401k is only ~20% bonds. Cheers.
[INST] What did he say it's now deleted. [/INST] No idea lol
[INST] I just meant the 4:1 exchange rate hurts seeing how few dollars you get, considering local cost of living and salaries in ringgit are low. But yeah it’s stable the past few years so at least when the gains (lol) come back it all works out. Still I think I’d invest in local property, personally. But you can’t really gamble with that like you can with options on triple leveraged inverse ETFs! [/INST] True true, for safe investments, I totally agree. But you should always have a small percentage of your portfolio being YOLOed so either options or Forex on x1000 leverage lmao
[INST] Yeah, but there is no other choices [/INST] SpaceX is currently worth about 30 billion, if the company goes up to 1 trillion it would be huge for Alphabet. But SpaceX going up 2x or 3x won't even reflect in GOOGL price
[INST] You want to show other people your autism? [/INST] Nah, just need bigger screen for my eyes are getting weary
[INST] Of course I’m making an assumption lol. Literally every investor makes an assumption because there is no certainty in investing. You can wait & sit for that 100% certain moment but I guarantee you that the Universe will reach its heat death before that ever happens. [/INST] I completely agree. I'm just saying, look at 2017. If you bought short term calls around this time you would've gotten fucked up in January 2018. Obviously it's not indicative of what will happen this time but it's a perfect example of what can go wrong with jumping in at the top. Point being, buying calls isn't inherently smarter than sitting in cash. Even after a gigantic mega run.
[INST] wrong, Daddy Musk said he will never IPO SpaceX. this is the project that he care the most 'cause he want to MOON to MARS. he is not going to deal with shorters like TSLA. [/INST] Did he recently change that position? I thought he said once they go to mars they’ll IPO it. Regardless, I think a lot of companies don’t necessarily want to bother with IPO listings. It’s expensive, subject to serious legal scrutiny, and a fairly well performing company it might not be necessary. SpaceX is doing just fine. They probably don’t need to IPO.
[INST] Markets only go up [/INST] In 100 years, people will know the 2009 recession as 'The last recession in human history'
[INST] Aaaand what’s your basis for this thesis vs the other dudes guess? [/INST] Market will still be positively affected by repo Yield curve inversion is a bad omen, but we haven't hit the average time after inversion the market crash occurs Yes volatility is rising but most educated guesses call for about 4-6 more months before the rug pull. Y'all are welcome to try now though. Being early is the same as being wrong.
[INST] You would likely get raped in jail [/INST] Jail rape is part of OP’s personal risk tolerance.
[INST] Long SBUX [/INST] White women in my city now has transitioned to the instagramable $5 cold brew locations. Even some of the poorer white women. I followed one white woman around for an entire day and she got cold brew 3 times and stopped at target twice. A target with Starbucks in it. Maybe she forgot? Maybe Starbucks Is screwed ? I’ll update as time pass
[INST] It varies some in 08, 02, 88, and in the 60s all recessions happen when unemployment reach 4% didn’t even get to 3.5% so I’m being cautious. I extracted this info from my chart I have [/INST] and what was the average # of days after hitting 4% to recession?
[INST] Sure. Now, wait right here son while I go buy a pack of cigarettes. [/INST] Brb doc I left my pen in the car
[INST] **Tesla shorts have lost 8.17 billion dollars since 2016**, shorting TSLA: https://twitter.com/ihors3/status/1208116473216032781?s=19 I'd say Tesla shorts are a stronger contrarian indicator than WSB sentiment. I'd love to know what else they are shorting, so I can go long pretty much blindly. [/INST] Their penises
[INST] Oof. I'd be charging two hours for my time [/INST] no, but i got some good will with my boss, which means i get next monday off to go ski
[INST] Who hasn't??? [/INST] *looks around* I should go...
[INST] Not urgent about it just put a small bit in to play with to see the craic about it. [/INST] Not you, but the urgency created by the company by saying customer has x amount of time to use it.
[INST] Oof. I guess you could say you now have more options to choose from [/INST] Options: the spice of life!
[INST] thats a good idea [/INST] Wow, this is incredibly insightful. Thats very Gordan Gekko of you.
[INST] This guy gets it. The fed is pumping money until April. All your tax money's is gonna get a big fat fed dick is in its asshole sometime around May If you dont believe me look at the difference between March20 and June20 Puts at the same strike. [/INST] Wait you're telling me that longer dated puts are more expensive? That's crazy.
[INST] Lol [/INST] I was wrong you was rite
[INST] Why not just let them get called away and buy in later on a dip? You lose some upside if it continues to moon, but you’d have already collected the premium plus whatever you made from when you bought in. [/INST] Possibly, but at the rate it's going, I just feel that there will be 10 months of dead money there.
[INST] Good luck with that. [/INST] Are you being sarcastic?
[INST] Yeah or TDA which is now Schwab [/INST] Schwab played that masterfully. Went to free commission to crash TDA valuation, then snatched it up for peanuts. Best play of 2019.
[INST] Thats 1.5 of guh... which is impossible [/INST] He had to leverage the third half
[INST] Ain't no laws with the claws [/INST] Is bc he has a sled 🛷 that can fly us to safety?
[INST] Bigger loss is they either have to pay for the music now or use public domain shit. [/INST] It's just gonna be one MIDI file of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on repeat
[INST] You better call JG Wentworth. 877 cash now. Stupid ass jingle stuck in my head now. Thanks asshole. [/INST] I laughed. Now that jingle is stuck in MY head. You're both assholes!
[INST] Do you think professionals take the buy anytime is good approach? If not, why do you think it’s the best? [/INST] Since 1973 the worst 10 year rolling return for the S&P 500 is -3%. The worst 15 year rolling return is 3.7%. I'm an efficient market guy so I don't believe in market timing so I'll take those odds over staying in cash any day.
[INST] You won't [/INST] You’re right I’m shorting $SPCE too and buying calls on $BA.
[INST] I mean you can though. Just lose 100k. [/INST] Balls required.
[INST] What am I missing [/INST] Did you knawledge yourself yet
[INST] Oh, christ [/INST] Username checks out, concerned by flare
[INST] Ya but new years is coming, and it's 2020 so people want to start the decade off like they give a shit about their health. Long PTON in the short term [/INST] You assume PTON will announce sales data before the earnings call. They probably won't. We might get rumors and reports, that's about it.
[INST] Death is free? Wait 'til your descendents get a load of that inheritance tax. [/INST] On estates over 11.8 million dollars lol
[INST] I do too [/INST] Hey if it works, we might be on to something. Get a fellow WSB autist to become an instructor and announce huge subscriber growth and maybe even announce earnings are going to be huge next quarter. Maybe even pull what Elon did and say he hears rumors of a huge acquisition deal in the works to take it to $420. Buy calls then cash out before the real numbers come out.
[INST] Remindme! 1 year [/INST] For what though?
[INST] No. It’s gonna go back to beginning 2016 levels [/INST] why tho
[INST] The ones that drop 50% right before Christmas [/INST] Watch SQ eat shit this week.
[INST] This season soccer results have been a roulette. [/INST] No kidding, one day your team does well, the next day you're scratching your head wondering wtf just happened to your bank account lmao
[INST] That's why you buy stocks and join the rich. [/INST] Sure just tell me what stock will turn $1000 into $10M in under 5 years
[INST] Fuck Microsoft, AMD's where the money's at. $2 and change in 2015, to $44 now. $MSFT is barely keeping up with tech ETFs. [/INST] Does it have enough strength to continue the same momentum?
[INST] You realize robinhood ipo is going to be the biggest of 2020. [/INST] yeah and? that doesn't mean shit except that a ton of people are retarded and use RH and want to buy their shit stock that will go to zero when the SEC dumps assloads of fines on them until they are bankrupt. that's if their shit practices that warrant the fines don't bankrupt them first...
[INST] Why have an issue with an app that is making money? If anything when the IPO comes out sounds like a perfect reason to invest in them. Because they have an easy to use system and profitable plan, with 1000s of new investors every single day for the past few years. Aka they add a million new users every year. [/INST] I’m obviously making a joke. Allow me to kill the joke further. People bitch about Candy Crush charging $.99 in order to get extra lives or whatever. Meanwhile with Robinhood you can lose 5 figures with extraordinarily little effort.
[INST] This is the internet, you could be Epstein for all I know. If you made decent money in Blackjack you wouldn’t be here alright. Losing money short-term trading is a statistical fact, you don’t need my retarded ass to tell you that. A lot of factors put you at a disadvantage such as algorithms that could react faster than you can read news. Let’s not kid ourselves, solo investors do not have the tools required to have an edge in the market trading short term and by short term I mean day trading. [/INST] I think idiots like you don’t but I run an algotrader and consistently beat the market with it trading short term and I’m some guy with a data science background and very good programming skills. So your post applies to fucking idiots
[INST] There’s a web app.. [/INST] Couldn’t find an app for the ipad. Their website interface is different than the phone app
[INST] You mean SAS [/INST] SAS is just a bad version of Oracle, which is 💩
[INST] So I can do people’s taxes and use a fucking calculator [/INST] This guy knows what's up
[INST] Why has it become $420.69 Though ? Coz Sex ? [/INST] r/im14andthisisfunny
[INST] That’s pretty dumb [/INST] This is the exact type of autism I come here for
[INST] Advisory committee comes first and usually suggests if the pdfua approval will go through. Pdfua is more important. [/INST] Thanks
[INST] Whether he gets re-elected or not, a big correction is in order. [/INST] I think the general consensus is that 2020 will be an interesting ride. My foil hat - Can/will shadowfinance sell off and crash the market in time for elections? With employment as high as it is this is difficult, as the dip is just purchased and the train keeps going. You saw this early, but it was just gobbled back up.
[INST] Feeling we’re gonna hit 330 by mid Jan at this rate. [/INST] Mid Jan? Try Friday.
[INST] Dont buy options in your tfsa...chances are it expires worthless and you lost your contribution room forever [/INST] ive just been buying nvidia and tesla calls. sticking with 30-60 day strikes i started with 5k and im up to 10k in about 2 months. but yeah you are right, losing the contribution room would fuck me up
[INST] You guys didn't sell covered calls with PTI? It's not gonna save the position but at least it should have lighten the blow. [/INST] I sold PTI covered calls, but further OTM because my AUPH covered calls cost me most of the tendies. I'm very sad from the PTI thing. Hoping for some kind of recovery next year :(
[INST] Read the liquidity on those aren't good. What say u Capitan? [/INST] Dunno always seemed fine to me. Spread is 1 tick
[INST] Stop copying me!! [/INST] Stop copying me!!
[INST] Hah, but the gubmint gives you the first $24k for free (if you are married smoking joints) You should at least try and make that much. [/INST] That's the beauty of it, next year we can make $26k, who's laughing then (prolly not us as we'll be setting up for a en even more tax efficient 2021)
[INST] tf is IRS [/INST] International Robinhood symposium
[INST] Thanks dude, I salute your service sir though I am not American. You guys layout your life for world, thank you and merry Christmas! [/INST] If you are not American, why do you have a Roth IRA?
[INST] Do you have a screenshot of the 98k loss? That would be like top 5 or 10 in this sub this year [/INST] Of course he doesn’t
[INST] Makes me hungry for some square hamburgers. [/INST] Invest in Minecraft
[INST] I like it slathered tbh [/INST] Food lube
[INST] I mean, the position was covered and closed now so not a big deal only lost like 90 in the trade. As long as I don't owe 450 later on I'm good [/INST] Doesn't matter if it was covered or not, you will still owe the dividend on top of the max collateral you had for the spread. It's in Robinhoods fucking support page, I'm surprised people ask questions here instead of googling. https://robinhood.com/support/articles/360001214723/expiration-exercise-and-assignment/