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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Penny, I’m trying to take an interest in other people. Uh, how was your girls’ night?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, it was fine." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hmm. Did you have anything to eat?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Uh, chips." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Anything to drink?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Some wine." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I’m just playing tennis against the drapes here." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And you don’t wish to alarm me with any more loud noises, very thoughtful. Warm milk, Penny?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No, thanks." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. Good night to you, sir. Miss." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I park fine." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, my goodness, she’s coming to visit!" } ]
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Penny
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s okay. You know, there, there’s always WonderCon in Anaheim, you know? That, that’s just as good. Excuse me." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, guys, this is really sad. And in a different way than it was twenty minutes ago." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t believe we wasted all that time on our Hulk costumes." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny, you appear to have a package here." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, thanks. This must be the beret I ordered. A couple of months ago. It was back-ordered." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you know the beret is an example of piece of women’s fashion adapted from male military uniforms? Another fascinating example is the epaulet." } ]
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episode_14_chunk_7_index_0_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, right in there. She ate it and everything." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "(Knock, knock, knock) Leonard and Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Leonard and Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Leonard and Penny." } ]
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episode_14_chunk_9_index_0_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Good night, you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Guten Tag, das YouTube. Ich bin ein Bavarian." } ]
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Penny
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episode_14_chunk_9_index_1_part1_piece_0
[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Go ahead." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Meemaw, look, I’m sorry, but I have to defend my girlfriend to you." } ]
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Penny
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episode_14_chunk_9_index_2_part1_piece_0
[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well…" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Say yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." } ]
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Penny
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episode_15_chunk_5_index_1_part1_piece_0
[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And I’m sure some fool in the Donner party said the snow would stop any day now. I like to think they ate him first." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You know, I got some candles in my apartment." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But candles? During a blackout? Are you mad? That’s a fire hazard. No, Pasadena Water and Power recommends the far safer glow stick." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s a good sign, right?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!" } ]
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Penny
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episode_16_chunk_2_index_2_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Fine. (Moves) Happy?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not unhappy." } ]
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Sheldon
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Penny
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episode_16_chunk_4_index_0_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, yeah, you, too." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Priya, if you’re experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I may quote Howard, do the dance with no pants." } ]
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Penny
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episode_16_chunk_5_index_0_part1_piece_0
[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why don’t I just eat in my desk chair?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Here we go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That is my desk chair, that is where I work. I don’t eat in my desk chair and I don’t work in my spot. I work in my desk chair and eat in my spot." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This is Stan Lee’s front door. We were on Stan Lee’s curb, then we were on Stan Lee’s walk, and now we’re at Stan Lee’s front door." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yup." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Lord, you just rang Stan Lee’s doorbell. At Stan Lee’s house. We’re about to go in and have milk and cookies with Stan Lee." } ]
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episode_17_chunk_11_index_3_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not entirely, the fight over who’s going to drive is still…" } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t think your heart’s in it, but since you asked. Apparently, because Leonard is dating Raj’s sister, we’re all forced to hang out at his apartment." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, the horror." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Indeed. Yeah, at one point, Raj put on reggae music, and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula. (Phone rings) Oh, I have to get this. Umbrella?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Ugh!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wonder what she’s exasperated about. Hello?" } ]
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episode_17_chunk_1_index_0_part1_piece_0
[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Surprise." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, my God." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Just one example of how birthdays can be terrible. Now, can we please drop this subject and pick a new one? I suggest how thick can a soup get before it becomes a stew? You know, the answer, it may surprise you." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, that part wasn’t so bad. I didn’t like them, either. But then I’d inevitably spend the whole day being tortured by my sister’s friends." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, poor thing." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "When I was six, they told me Batman was coming to my party. I waited by the door for hours. Closest thing to Batman I saw was when a robin flew into the window." } ]
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episode_18_chunk_2_index_0_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Seven of clubs! That is amazing!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s not amazing. All magic tricks are merely a combination of manipulation and misdirection with the occasional dwarf in a box wiggling his feet." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oopsy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This deck is rigged in some fashion." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, there are the waitresses at my work, and this cute, little shop in Old Town." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, virtually non-existent. I’m thinking that we set her up with a hosted turnkey e-commerce system to start." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I believe I’m hearing some negativity on the factory floor." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "So?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny, the labour force is a living organism that must be carefully nurtured. Any counterproductive grumbling must be skilfully headed off by management. Observe. Hey! Less talk, more work!" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Nicely done." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. You hear any union talk, you let me know." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re right, of course." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Here, this will help." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Very well, but if this leads to opiates or hallucinogenics, you’re going to have to answer to my mother." } ]
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Penny
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episode_18_chunk_7_index_3_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Mm-hmm." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If you’re implying that I’d have some problem with him moving into my room, you’re wrong. Raj is in a difficult financial situation, and I’m glad that he’s making changes to improve it." } ]
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episode_19_chunk_0_index_0_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I know. Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, here come the waterworks." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Here come the waterworks." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Not a chance." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. I thought the candy might not be enough so let me up the ante. These are Cooper Coupons. These are for various things I can do for you. Um, oh, this one is for one free grammar check. Uh, you could use it for emails, letters, tattoos, what have you. Um, oh, this is fun one. This is an afternoon with me at the California Science Center, where I point out their mistakes." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "I can see." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Alicia’s non-musical, childless and pro-rug. She’s still on probation, of course, but I like her." } ]
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episode_19_chunk_8_index_0_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I think I understand. You’re the one person who can say Sheldon Cooper is your boyfriend, but that rings hollow if you can’t lord him over others in the flesh. I forget what I bring to the party and what I take away when I leave. Please accept these valuable Cooper Coupons as restitution." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Aw." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Great." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Great." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Bye." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Bye." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Thanks. You guys are really sweet." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well this is an interesting development." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Mmm." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, Penny, I just, I want you both to know that I regret my actions toward the two of you. That’s a lie." } ]
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episode_21_chunk_0_index_0_part1_piece_0
[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear. Penny, have you been recording shows on our DVR again?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Answer honestly. This is not a trial. That’ll come later." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yes, yes, your spirit guides are on fire." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The majority of people have dark hair. Even you, at one time." } ]
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Sheldon
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, we’re just randomly choosing a restaurant without researching it online?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yep." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Great. You know, this is how Anything Can Happen Thursday turns into It Won’t Stop Coming Up Friday." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you up-to-date on Game of Thrones?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Mm, I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I don’t know. Theon Greyjoy looks pretty good for a guy who had his genitals cut off." } ]
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episode_21_chunk_6_index_1_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Good." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wonderful. Meaningless pleasantries accomplished. Elizabeth, Leonard’s bathroom time is coming up, and believe me, you do not want to follow him." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Got it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, you’ll never guess who I just found online. Hey!" } ]
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Penny
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Sorry, I forgot." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You remember my mother." } ]
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episode_24_chunk_6_index_2_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Fine. I want to release butterflies." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Seriously? Airborne worms?" } ]
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Penny
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear Lord, a police officer’s glancing in our direction. We’ve been made." } ]
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Sheldon
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Penny
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episode_2_chunk_2_index_0_part0_piece_0
[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Great. Was it hard getting it up the stairs?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "(sucks in breath)" } ]
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Sheldon
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Penny
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, great, thank you again (she throws her jacket over the back of the sofa) ." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny, I just want you to know that, you don’t have to live like this. I’m here for you." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Um, yeah, Halloween." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, but are the costumes random, or genre specific?" } ]
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Sheldon
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Penny
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, but whoever’s her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience and not to mention that fact that sh…. (another explosion)" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Ha-ha, there goes your head again." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, this isn’t at all good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who’s just respawned, you need to give them a chance to (explosion) now come on!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Raj, Raj, she’s got me cornered, cover me." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, you turned your stereo down with your laptop." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, we turned our stereo down by sending a signal around the world via the internet." } ]
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Penny
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Someone in Sezchuan province, China is using his computer to turn our lights on and off." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "She did?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is Penny crying?" } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, everyone pay attention. Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler. Yes, she is female. Yes, we communicate on a daily basis, but no, she is not my girlfriend." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, well, what do you communicate about?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology, and most recently, the possibility of our having a child together." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay, can someone please tell me what’s going on here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s going on is I was led to believe I was making groundbreaking strides in science, when in fact, I was being fed false data at the hands of Wolowitz, Koothrappali and your furry little boy toy." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "You really think there’s some kind of scientific discovery in here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, this box only covers my work through nursery school. There’s a good deal more to come. I didn’t really hit my academic stride until I cut out that time-suck known as playing outdoors." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So what? Why do you even care?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, listen to them. Not even married and the honeymoon’s over." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not yet. How will I learn if I’m comfortable living with Amy or just comfortable because I’m in my own apartment? Now, if this experiment is going to be valid, I suggest a neutral environment." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, where would you go?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, ideally, an enclosed, self-sustaining biodome in New Mexico, where we would eat crops fertilized with our own waste." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, that’s not fair either." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Darts is a bar game. You’ve been frequenting drinking establishments since you were of legal age." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Which one?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It doesn’t matter. You can’t possibly win." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "How could he ruin the game?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Given the cards that have already been played, Penny can only be holding necromancer potions, which are only effective against wraiths and day-walkers, and there are no more of either left to be drawn. The cards remaining in the undrawn stack are four fire weapons, a troll, two ogres and the jewel of Osiris." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What are you working on?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Can’t talk. In the zone." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, this is ridiculous. Being upset about Amy all the time isn’t accomplishing anything. If I want to resolve this situation, then I need to take action." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What are you gonna do?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m going to find her and ask her to marry me. And if she says yes, we can put this behind us and resume our relationship. And if she says no, well, then she can just ponfo miran." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "A what?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’ll need pitted, brandied cherries, gin, rosewater, angostura bitters and overproofed rum. Now, first, dust the cherries with sugar, then spray them with a mixture of rum and bitters. Then ignite the rum, caramel…" } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Ooh, what are you gonna get?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "None of your business. But when you see me wearing a flower in my lapel later, you are most welcome to sniff it." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. It upsets Sheldon when she willy-nilly takes it from the containers without regard for its equitable distribution. This is essentially why you have famine in India." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You want me to put it back?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Do you even like the Beach Boys?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "They have beach right in the name. What do you think?" } ]
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Sheldon
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Penny
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, so far, I’ve come up with three ideas. The first is a chance for her to play the harp with the L.A. Philharmonic." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wow. You can really arrange that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I said a chance, you know. When you tell them it’s your birthday at Bennigan’s, they make a fuss. I don’t see why the Philharmonic would be any different." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I was in my room, I couldn’t hear what they were saying." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Okay. Then what happened?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, there’s really not much left to tell. I decided that my mother views me as a child because I never went through a rebellious phase, so, I got an earring. (Flashback to Sheldon screaming.) My mother made me take it out. (Flashback to Sheldon screaming.) Amy put alcohol on it. (Flashback to Sheldon screaming.) And here we are." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I want to thank you all for coming on such short notice. Uh, in the past, I’ve reached out to each of you individually, but I believe my present situation requires the collective wisdom of the group, which as you can see from your commemorative T-shirts I have dubbed Sheldon Cooper’s Council of Ladies." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is happening?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I need your advice about a delicate workplace situation. Uh, to protect those involved, I’ll be changing their names." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What you doing? Trying to contact your home planet?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m practicing my theremin." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, why isn’t everyone happy? Your little ray of sunshine is ready to beam again." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "You really don’t know why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. But I knew that his yay was sarcastic. Not bad for a guy whose last bowel movement sounded like rain on a roof." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So to answer your question, no, it’s not better." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, then why are you going?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s a comic book convention. You know, it’s like pizza or particle accelerators, even the stinky one’s still pretty good." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, was the fight really bad?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. As a fight, it was excellent. She used harsh language and slammed the door. Although as I say this, that might not have been what you were asking." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, as you may know, I’ve been experimenting with elevated anxiety levels, and I thought, what better way to increase my discomfort than to subject myself to an evening of tasteless uncensored crotch talk?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What exactly do you think goes on here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, conversations that you wouldn’t be comfortable having in front of the opposite sex. You know, who has the best cervix. Which sanitary napkin is all the rage right now. Men’s buttocks, and how you want to pat and squeeze them." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I got a letter from my Meemaw. Umm. Smell this." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, roses, bengay, and Dr. Scholls’ foot powder." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, first of all, I’m quite fond of Amy." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Then what’s the problem?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny, all my life, I have been uncomfortable with the sort of physical contact that comes easily to others, hand-shaking, hugging, prostate exams. But I’m working on it, you know? Just recently, I had to put VapoRub on Amy’s chest. A year ago, that would have been unthinkable." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You hypocrite!" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Little Miss “grown ups don’t play with toys”. If I were to go into that apartment right now, would I find Beanie Babies? Are you not an accumulator of Care Bears and My Little Ponies? And who is that Japanese feline I see frolicking on your shorts? Hello,Hello Kitty!" } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Really? You couldn’t get it out?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, you guys never use that space up there. Why not get a table?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you want the long answer or the short answer?" } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, you gonna get up there later?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A microphone, a room full of inaccurate depictions of Polynesian religion, and a captive audience to hear about it? You bet I am." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is this?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve taken the liberty of scripting your appearance on the witness stand because, let’s face it, you’re somewhat of a loose cannon. Now, don’t worry, it’s written in your vernacular. So shall we rehearse?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Do I have a choice?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, of course you have a choice. Although we live in a deterministic universe, each individual has free will. Now, sit down. I call your attention to the events of November 16. Do you remember that date?" } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Yeah, what is the problem? Is it about getting older?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Please, look at this porcelain skin. I’m like a human sink." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, Mylar balloons, yes. Latex balloons, no. Water balloons, I will jump off the roof and aim for your car." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "All right, what about music?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I enjoy marching bands and Tibetan throat singing." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, great. Raj, why don’t you and Howard go get the charcoal? Leonard, why don’t you start working on some preliminary Web site designs. I’ll make some space in our apartment so we can move the manufacturing process." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Well, what’s wrong with my apartment?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s not my apartment." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Brilliant. Men love Bluetooth." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wait a minute, wait a minute, you want to make a hair barrette with Bluetooth?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny, everything is better with Bluetooth." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What’s the matter?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m getting dizzy." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why did you get bongos?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Richard Feynman played the bongos. I thought I’d give that a try." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Huh?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard?" } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "In the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer it’s directly in the path of a cross breeze created by open windows there, and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide to create a parallax distortion, I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Do you want me to move?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My pants are missing, I don’t remember anything. Penny, this is your youth. What do I do?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "I don’t know, check your body for tattoos?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, would you be a lamb?" } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh dear Lord. No!" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why, they’re just toys?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "They’re mint in box." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You stop it." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, how do you want me to cut it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, how about Bill Gates meets Nikola Tesla?" } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, looking through my textbooks for a new field of inquiry. Why do we have a geology book? Leonard, did you throw a children’s party while I was in Texas?" }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wait. What’s wrong with geology?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Let me put this in a way you’ll understand, Penny. You remember how you explained to me that the Kardashians aren’t real celebrities? Well, geology is the Kardashians of science." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Have you considered studying standard model physics?" } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "Wait. What’s wrong with geology?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Let me put this in a way you’ll understand, Penny. You remember how you explained to me that the Kardashians aren’t real celebrities? Well, geology is the Kardashians of science." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Have you considered studying standard model physics?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You want me to give up string theory for something that’s less advanced? You know, why don’t you break up with Penny and start dating a brown bear?" } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "How was I supposed to know that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s all right. I’ll see it again with you." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t because that was a lie. Yours was broken in an earthquake. And that’s a lie." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "What is the truth?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My Mr Spock doll came to me in a dream and forced me to open it. And when the toy broke I switched it for yours. Later he encouraged me to do the right thing and I defied him. And then I was attacked by a Gorn." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. I’ve reached my breaking point. I need to leave. Now." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "And go where?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It doesn’t matter." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "So, how was paintball, did you have fun?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. (To Howard) You clear space on your calendar, there will be an enquiry." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, no. The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea. This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why? Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "Oh, what, what, what?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve, there are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate back-story." } ]
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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, well since I’m obviously being ignored here, let’s go over the morning schedule, I use the bathroom from 7 to 7:20, plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly." }, { "from": "Penny", "value": "How am I supposed to plan my bodily functions?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I suggest no liquids after 11pm." } ]
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[ { "from": "Penny", "value": "What the hell is your problem?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, this cereal has lost all its molecular integrity, I now have a bowl of shredded wheat paste." } ]
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