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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hang on." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Straightening up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, this is not your home." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This is not anyone’s home, this is a swirling vortex of entropy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When the transvestite lived here, you didn’t care how he kept the place." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because it was immaculate, I mean, you open that man’s closet, it was left to right, evening gowns, cocktail dresses, then his police uniforms." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What were you doing in his closet?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I helped run some cable for a webcam." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I just gave you a reasonable explanation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no. You gave me an explanation, it’s reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t be ridiculous. I have no peers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we have to get out of here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You might want to speak in a lower register." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Evolution has made women sensitive to high pitched noises while they sleep, so that they’ll be roused by a crying baby. If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t be ridiculous. I have no peers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we have to get out of here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You might want to speak in a lower register." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Evolution has made women sensitive to high pitched noises while they sleep, so that they’ll be roused by a crying baby. If you want to avoid waking her, speak in a lower register." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s ridiculous. (Penny snores again.)" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, (lowering his voice dramatically,) that’s ridiculous." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sssshhhh! Penny’s sleeping." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you insane, you can’t just break into a woman’s apartment in the middle of the night and clean." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I had no choice. I couldn’t sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway, and immediately adjacent to that hallway was… this." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what, you’ve convinced me, maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You don’t think that crosses a line?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes! For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You have a sarcasm sign?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I do not have a sarcasm sign." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you want some cereal. I’m feeling so good today I’m going to choose from the low fibre end of the shelf. Hello, Honey Puffs." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sarcasm?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You think?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement of Penny’s quality of life." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what, you’ve convinced me, maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You don’t think that crosses a line?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes! For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You have a sarcasm sign?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, that’s another way to go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny, Penny, just to clarify because there will be a discussion when you leave, is your objection solely to our presence in the apartment while you were sleeping, or do you also object to the imposition of a new organisational paradigm. (Penny stares in disbelief, then leaves.) Well that was a little non-responsive." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologise. (Sheldon laughs.) What’s funny?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That wasn’t sarcasm?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologise. (Sheldon laughs.) What’s funny?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That wasn’t sarcasm?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wooh, boy, you are all over the place this morning. (Knocks on Penny’s door.) I have a masters and two PhD’s, I should not have to do this." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve got the Sword of Azeroth!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There is no more Sheldon, I am the Swordmaster!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Lesley? No, no-oh, what are you kidding?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He asked her out once, it was an embarrassing failure." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you Sheldon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I’m sorry, was that supposed to be a secret?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Leonard, there you are, I’m ready to go home." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I just got here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good, perfect timing." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, I told you, I only have access to the free-electron laser at night. I can’t drive you for the next few weeks." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, you said you couldn’t drive me to work, this is from work." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m coming." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wuh, I don’t…. th-th-th-that’s really two different questions, uh, I’m not…. Sheldon, we have to go!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Boy, you’re wound awfully tight for a man who just had sexual intercourse." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think we have to acknowledge, those were some fairly savage pre-adolescent Jews." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, we were annihilated by our own incompetence and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, let it go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I want to talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Tea. When people are upset the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. There there. You want to talk about it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good. There there was really all I had." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good night Sheldon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good night Leonard." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She’s an enigma, Raj." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And another thing, there’s a certain ethic to the game, Penny, a well estab…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She’s gone, Sheldon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well she could have said goodbye." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right, anyway, uh, with Wolowitz occupied elsewhere, we had something we wanted to ask you. Sheldon?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. Penny, we would very much appreciate it if you would be the fourth member of our Halo team. I don’t think I need to tell you what an honour this is." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, remember, we role-played this." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, but you didn’t portray her as completely irrational." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, think this through, you’re going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My point." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We all know the reason. Sheldon, what are you getting at?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That woman looks exactly like the pictures of Princess Punchali in the book. How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not to mention you’d have to power down on Saturdays." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, there’s always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam’s Razor would suggest that someone threw it out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s from the Institute for Experimental Physics. They want us to present our paper on the properties of super solids at the topical conference on Bowes-Einstein condensates." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I know. I read it before I threw it out." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Shut up, Howard. Sheldon, we have to do this." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No we don’t. We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep ourselves from dying, everything else is optional." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, let me put it this way, I’m doing it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You can’t. I’m the lead author." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I’m leaving for the conference." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Have fun presenting my lucky hunch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon I didn’t mean it like that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then why did you say it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, I wasn’t choosing my…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Were you trying to impress Penny?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no not at all. A little bit." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How’d that work out for you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why did I just hear Amy’s name?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny’s on the phone with her." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did she say anything about me? Never mind. I don’t care. Well, if you care, you can find out and tell me. Just don’t be shocked when you find out that I don’t care." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello, Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, buddy. Good to hear your voice." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, I’m in Kingman, Arizona, and, uh, I need you to come pick me up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’d love to. I’m just about to do yoga with Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I’m at the police station. I was robbed. They took my phone, my wallet, my iPad, everything." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, my God, are you okay?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I’m not okay. Uh, I’m wearing borrowed pants, I don’t have I.D., and one of the officers here won’t stop calling me chicken legs." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, wait. Aagh! What is wrong with you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I sense I may have crossed some sort of line." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry, Sheldon. I should’ve told you I was back. I just wanted to have a couple days alone with Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no, I should apologize. Uh, I never realized to what extent our friendship was a burden to you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is not fair. I complain about what a burden it is at least once a month." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no, no, let’s not sugarcoat this. You find me finicky, pedantic and annoying." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard? Maybe you’d like to go with them to meet girls." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why would I be interested? I have Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, for now. But that woman has a death wish, Leonard. She talks to strangers, she pets unfamiliar dogs, and it is ridiculously easy to break into her apartment. If I were you, I’d get a back-up." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Chosen by science?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, what passes for science on dating sites. They claim to use heuristic algorithms, but it may well be hokum." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You got Penny to sign up for online dating?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, of course not. No, I used trickery and deceit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is bad." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Tom is a paramedic with the fire department, but he’s going to med school at night, uh, he likes the outdoors, and, uh, strong women who initiate sex." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You got Penny to sign up for online dating?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, of course not. No, I used trickery and deceit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is bad." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Tom is a paramedic with the fire department, but he’s going to med school at night, uh, he likes the outdoors, and, uh, strong women who initiate sex." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really, really bad." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m surprised you struck out with Penny. Apparently she’s a big old five." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, I am every bit as much of a man as Penny. Now, let’s do this." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait, it’s not all pants, there’s one shirt." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, this has to stop now." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not suggesting we really make her jump out of a pool. I thought the “bazinga” was implied. I’m just tweaking her personality, sanding off the rough edges if you will." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, you’re not sanding Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you saying that I’m forbidden from applying a harmless, scientifically valid protocol that will make our lives better?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Forget it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, come on, you can’t tell me that you’re not intrigued about the possibility of building a better girlfriend." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m not. And Penny’s qualities, both good and bad, are what make her who she is." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You mean, like that high-pitched, irritating laugh?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re not changing how Penny laughs." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, that would be incongruous, I was going to lower the whole voice to a more pleasing register." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re not squirting her in the face with water." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, of course not. We’re talking very mild electric shocks. No tissue damage whatsoever." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Forget it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, come on, you can’t tell me that you’re not intrigued about the possibility of building a better girlfriend." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m not. And Penny’s qualities, both good and bad, are what make her who she is." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You mean, like that high-pitched, irritating laugh?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Buddy, I know me moving in with Penny feels like a big change, but it’s not." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How can you say that? Amy’s gone, and you two are married now, so it’s only a matter of time before you’re gone, too." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. (Opens carton. Shows it to Leonard in disgust.)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Alright, it’s shredded, what do you want me to do?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I want you to check before you accept the order." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Were you distracted by the possibility that Koothrappali might have intercourse with Penny tonight?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He’s not going to have intercourse with Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then there’s no excuse for this chicken. You know, this situation with Koothrapali brings to mind a story from my childhood." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So anyway, Howard asked Penny to talk to Bernadette, and she did, and Bernadette agreed to meet him for a cup of coffee." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "One question." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why on earth are you telling me all this?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why, die. Why did he die? Old, told. I was told he was old." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny is not the reason I didn’t pursue that idea." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, really? Since meeting her, what have been your greatest accomplishments?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. You have a girlfriend, Howard’s got a girlfriend, Sheldon’s got a girl…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, no, no, no!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "…who’s a friend." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, Penny doesn’t want me around her friends, I embarrass her. What else could it be?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, her actions could be out of concern for your feelings. Perhaps she’s excluded you from these gatherings because she’s scouting for a new mate and doesn’t want to do it in front of you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, how kind of her." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Agreed. Most primates don’t show that sort of discretion. A female bonobo will copulate with a new male in front of the old one without so much as a how do you do?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, I’m Leonard. This is my friend…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m Skippy. Skippy Cavanaugh." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I really didn’t think this through." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, a moment." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If someone, and of course, we don’t know who this would be, does ask where you’ve gone, what should I say?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Just tell them I went to the office." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you going to the office?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then how can I say it convincingly?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just say, Leonard went to the office." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. Leonard went to (exaggerated) the office." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Just tell them I went to the office." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you going to the office?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then how can I say it convincingly?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just say, Leonard went to the office." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. Leonard went to (exaggerated) the office." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What is? No, not like that! Just, Leonard went to the office." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This would have worked out a lot better if you’d just told me you were going the office." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m going to the office." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "See? Why don’t I believe you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry. Do you think I’m overdressed?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It depends on the activity. For a prostate exam, yes. If you’re playing Vegas, I’d add sequins." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m going to the movies with Penny. I don’t want her to think that I think it’s a date." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you think it’s a date?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, but she might think I think it’s a date even though I don’t." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Or you might think she thinks you think it’s a date even though she doesn’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are we overthinking this?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not at all." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The bird’s still there?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Quick, what does a hawk sound like?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Scree-scree." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Please, that’s a seagull. If you’re not going to help, don’t help." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry. Do you think I’m overdressed?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It depends on the activity. For a prostate exam, yes. If you’re playing Vegas, I’d add sequins." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m going to the movies with Penny. I don’t want her to think that I think it’s a date." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you think it’s a date?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’ll never guess what just happened." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an interdimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you’re back to bring us all with you to the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aw." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny kissed me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, who would ever guess that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wuh, Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know the first thing about women, but I would not follow her." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think Penny has a point. You can see it another day." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But someone might spoil the movie. No one can spoil Amy’s birthday for me. Surprise, she’s even older. Who saw that coming?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, this again? So, Penny proposed, you didn’t say yes, and now you think you may have lost her love forever. How does this compare to me being forced to relax for a few days?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It doesn’t." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m gonna go talk to Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m going to go inside, put on my coziest pajamas, curl up with a good book and wait for this nightmare to be over. (Leonard knocks three times) Penny. Sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Now, today’s episode of Fun with Flags is not fun, but it is important. Flags: you gotta know how to hold ’em, you gotta know how to fold ’em. Let’s start by identifying the parts of our flag. This edge is the hoist, and it’s used to…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me, sorry, excuse me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Cut. Did you not see we are rolling?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry. I’m having dinner with Penny. I have to get out of here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And I have flag knowledge that I have to get out of here!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, I kind of promised Howard." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Tell me what?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Rabeliechtli. It means turnip light and refers to a traditional lantern hand-carved from a root vegetable and used to celebrate certain Swiss festivals. Which you will not be celebrating because, A, these festivals occur in the fall, and B, you will not be going to Switzerland." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we’ve been through this. I’m taking Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Afraid not. Do you recognize this?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we’ve been through this. I’m taking Penny." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Afraid not. Do you recognize this?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not the roommate agreement." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Indeed, the roommate agreement. I call your attention to the Friendship Rider in Appendix C, Future Commitments. Number 37, in the event one friend is ever invited to visit the Large Hadron Collider, now under construction in Switzerland, he shall invite the other friend to accompany him." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, that good news." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, forget it. I was the one who was invited, I get to decide who goes with me, and it’s Penny, not you!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Howard, could you lower the lights? I have a short PowerPoint presentation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t need to see your presentation. This discussion is over!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s a somewhat ambiguous response. Am I going or not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, at this point, I would go by myself before I would take you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I kind of like the sound of that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course you do. It’s about you, like everything else. (Lights come back on) Oh, thank goodness. I don’t think I had it in me to make another glass of water." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, do I get breakfast in bed on Leonard’s Day?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can I sit in your spot?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can I control the thermostat?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do I get a card?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course you get a card. It’s Leonard’s Day." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re not going to Switzerland!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, but I am. Didn’t Penny tell you the good news?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She told me that you went behind my back to guilt her into letting you go instead of her." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, that good news." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, forget it. I was the one who was invited, I get to decide who goes with me, and it’s Penny, not you!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Howard, could you lower the lights? I have a short PowerPoint presentation." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve got a better idea." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you going to be sarcastic?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Boy, you take all the fun out of it for me.  But look, Penny’s home. Why don’t we just call her, have her go in the apartment, get your flash drive and e-mail you the paper?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But the flash drive is in a locked drawer in my desk." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The key is hidden in my room." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny would have to go into my room." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "People don’t go in my room!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He’s calling to ask you a favour. You might be confused because he didn’t use the words, Penny, Sheldon, please or favour." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. Enough chitchat. Okay, step one, locate your emergency key to our apartment. Step two, enter our apartment. Step three, enter my bedroom." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? I am ending this. Penny didn’t want to hold the ring anymore. She gave it to me, I have it. I’m sending it back. Where’s the ring?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You mean this ring? Next time be aware of your surroundings while urinating in a public men’s room." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Give me that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, it’s mine." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Enjoy the accolades now, Wil Wheaton, but like your time on Star Trek: Next Generation, your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, you’re up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, remember, his meemaw’s alive and be the ball." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then, this is the perfect time to launch a blog with an interactive comments section." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Gee, thanks a lot." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Would you rather I offer my personal insight?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t need any insights. I just want to know why Penny’s more interested in Stuart than me. We’re practically the same guy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I disagree. Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed and, most significantly, he gets 45 percent off comic books." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Gee, thanks a lot." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Would you rather I offer my personal insight?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t need any insights. I just want to know why Penny’s more interested in Stuart than me. We’re practically the same guy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I disagree. Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed and, most significantly, he gets 45 percent off comic books." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re right, I really should be asking strangers on the Internet." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My original point." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aren’t you going to thank Penny for taking you to Disneyland?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you, Penny." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny’s busy with my mother, so I’m in." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, bad news. Amy’s making me go shopping with her later, so looks like none of us can go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not all germs. Just the ones that will kill me. It’s the same way I’m not afraid of all steak knives, just the ones that might be plunged in my thorax." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right, fine. I’ll tell Howard you didn’t come because you’re more concerned about your own well-being than his." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I would think he would know that." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, Howard, tell us, how’s it feel knowing that when you two get married, you’ll be referred to as Mr. and Dr. Wolowitz?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Unless he takes Bernadette’s last name. And considering her advanced status, that could open some doors for him." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you, Amy. Very touching. Howard and Bernadette, you are lucky enough to be best friends who love each other. And that’s the strongest kind of love because at its core, it has kindness, patience, and respect. Qualities that are hard to find in people these days." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned. All right, my turn. Howard, Bernadette. Daq tu’ taH Daq yIn tlhej ghajtaH." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Watch your fingers. Watch your fingers. Oh God, my fingers!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You okay?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, it hurt… (looking around) Great Caesar’s Ghost, look at this place?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So Penny’s a little messy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A little messy? The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy, this is chaos. Excuse me, explain to me an organisational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I’m just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee table’s having a tiny garage sale." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So Penny’s a little messy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A little messy? The Mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy, this is chaos. Excuse me, explain to me an organisational system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid. I’m just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee table’s having a tiny garage sale." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did it ever occur to you that not everyone has the compulsive need to sort, organise and label the entire world around them?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sssshhhh! Penny’s sleeping." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you insane, you can’t just break into a woman’s apartment in the middle of the night and clean." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I had no choice. I couldn’t sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway, and immediately adjacent to that hallway was… this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you realise that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we’re here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I just gave you a reasonable explanation." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I had no choice. I couldn’t sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway, and immediately adjacent to that hallway was… this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you realise that if Penny wakes up, there is no reasonable explanation as to why we’re here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I just gave you a reasonable explanation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no. You gave me an explanation, it’s reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t be ridiculous. I have no peers." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well here’s an interesting turn of events." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What. (Sees Howard entering with a statuesque blonde) Howard brought a date?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny’s taking you to the DMV, I’m going to bed." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why Penny?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think we’re all talking to Penny here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not. No offence." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Every Saturday since we have lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America and watched Doctor Who." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny’s still sleeping." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Every Saturday since we have lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal…." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny’s still sleeping." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Every Saturday since we have lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal…." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know, I know, look, you have a TV in your room, why don’t you just have breakfast in bed?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother’s Day." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Leonard." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Penny, you’re always welcome to stay with us." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, terrific, now we’re running a cute little B&B." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey. Leonard, is it awkward for you knowing that one of your dear friends had sexual intercourse with a woman you used to love in the very place you lay your head?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, wait, Raj, where do you stand on the anthropic principle?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, uh, buddy, can we have some privacy?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, of course. Wouldn’t want to intrude. This is yours." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello. I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Raj, did you get the job with Professor Laughlin?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hello, boys." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you smiling at?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Howard, you’re feeling better about me today, aren’t you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, buddy. How you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Better. Did Wil and Adam leave?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you think they’re going to put my outburst in the documentary?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Nah, you’re right, that’s dumb." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Leonard, great news. We discovered a medium-sized asteroid together." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wow, that’s amazing. I’m in a pretty great mood today myself." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. Guess we’re gonna talk about you now." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Penny, I’m trying to take an interest in other people. Uh, how was your girls’ night?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey. What happened? Is Amy gone?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. They asked me to leave so they could speak privately." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you for coming by. (He rises from his desk. Everyone rushes to look nonchalant.) Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, hey buddy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Buddy." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello, dear friends. And Dr. Hofstadter." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "‘Sup?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "‘Sup? My apologies. I would’ve been here sooner, but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How ya doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He’s not gonna make it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, you be sure to let us know when you win the Nobel Prize for boysenberry." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, hey. You guys didn’t break up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. Sorry to disappoint you, but Amy pointed out that you were only trying to manipulate me." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey. I thought you were with your new buddies." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I had to leave. They were having fun wrong." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good, Penny, reminder, bowling tonight at seven o’clock." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hi." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hi." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, it’s all right, I do. Oh! You’re in for what my mother calls a real Eye-talian treat. (Enters apartment)." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, where you been?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I was talking with Penny." } ]