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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What did I do?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You left with his date. Friends don’t do that to each other." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh. Alright, noted. Sorry." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we sort of decided to wing it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, even I know that’s lame." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, Priya’s calling in a few minutes on Skype, and we are gonna have a dinner date." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s eight o’clock in the morning in Mumbai. How can she have dinner?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine, whatever. Priya will be having breakfast." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, so technically it’s not a dinner date. I suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date. But if you did, you’d open yourself to peer-based mocking, such as, Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s all this?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, everything I could possibly need to win the scavenger hunt." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You really think he’s gonna send us to a bowling alley?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, if he does, do you know how filthy those rental balls are? They might as well stand on the corner and give away free rectal exams." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. I’ll be there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Will you be serving cranberry jelly or cranberry sauce?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, we’re going to go apologise to Raj and invite him out to dinner." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Apologise, for what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, he came over last night with some pretty good news, and we weren’t very supportive." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I sense you’re trying to tell me something." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And when we go in there, let’s show Raj that we’re happy for him." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But I’m not." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are we ready to order?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "One moment. I’m conducting an experiment." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh. Oh, and every other day, check the water level on the avocado pit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m on it. 15 years from now, we’ll make guacamole together." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, please, let me go." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll give you a hint. We’re watching Daredevil." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Will you two please inform Amy how much you enjoy adhering to a strict bathroom schedule?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not going to a cabin in the woods. Did you see the movie Cabin in the Woods?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then we’ll go to a hotel." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A hotel? Did you see The Shining?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, one would assume, on getting out of the pit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, let’s focus. The girls are gone, we have 48 hours. There are no distractions. Let’s change the world." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thinking caps on." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Guys, in 30 seconds, we went from let’s change the world to let’s watch TV." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry. Is that a no?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sure Mrs. Florida’s walking funny. Can we get back to work?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, he’s right. Oh, here’s a thought. What if we use some form of operant conditioning techniques to keep us from getting off topic?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Air freshener." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And is that lipstick on your cheek and neck." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, rash, that’s a bad rash." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My sympathies. I am no stranger to the crimson scourge that is dermatitis. Can I interest you in a topical steroid from my lotion and unguent collection?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, yeah, yeah, that sounds great." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Very well, I’m sure I can find something that will help you ditch that itch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, he’s in the bathroom, let’s go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you prefer ointment or cream?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, rash, that’s a bad rash." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My sympathies. I am no stranger to the crimson scourge that is dermatitis. Can I interest you in a topical steroid from my lotion and unguent collection?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, yeah, yeah, that sounds great." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Very well, I’m sure I can find something that will help you ditch that itch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, he’s in the bathroom, let’s go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you prefer ointment or cream?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, cream." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "With or without a numbing agent?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, yeah, yeah, that sounds great." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Very well, I’m sure I can find something that will help you ditch that itch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, he’s in the bathroom, let’s go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you prefer ointment or cream?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, cream." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "With or without a numbing agent?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Without." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really? Leonard, there are no heroes when it comes to dermatitis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine. With." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Prescription or non-prescription strength." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on, come on, we’re late." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Calm down, we’ll make the movie." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I believe my alarm is appropriate, given the situation. The movie starts in 17 minutes, which means we’ll need to make all the lights on Colorado Boulevard, plus skip the concession stand, and preshow urination." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard doesn’t have time to chat, he has to get the mail." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Will you relax? I’ll get it in a minute. Hey, how was work?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Open the mail!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll be right back." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So what other celebrity genitalia have you handled?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "May I point out to you all that the screening is first come, first served?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Relax, it’s five o’clock. The movie doesn’t start till midnight." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Another way of saying that is the movie starts at midnight, and it’s already five o’clock. Let’s go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What did he say?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nice going, Raj, just got him down for his nap." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We might not get seats?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s fine, it’s fine. Go back to sleep." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I informed you thusly. I so informed you thusly." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, thank you. I wasn’t sure I was gonna to make it. But my mother gave me some ice chips, my sister told me to breathe, and I just thought to myself, Sheldon, if you can make it through the Green Lantern movie, you can make it through this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, good for you, buddy. We’ll let you get back in there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh no, no, I’m not going back in there. That baby is so irritating. He has literally been crying his entire life." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey. We’re going to the comic book store. You want to come?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I can’t. I need to make preparations for Amy’s birthday. Which leads me to the following bit of business. This is my ticket to Star Wars. I don’t have to tell you it is worth far more than its face value of fifteen dollars and fifty cents. I trust you’ll give it to someone worthy." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You feel like trying something new for dinner? Maybe Indian, Tex-Mex?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You ever wonder how humans would be different if they evolved from lizards instead of mammals?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, let’s talk about that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As you know, lizards, cold-blooded animals, lack the ability to sense temperature. But they do move more sluggishly when it’s cold. So, lizard weathermen would say things like, bring a sweater, it’s slow outside. I love my mind." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, we’re headed out, see you later." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Before you leave, could you test these noise-cancelling headphones?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, sure." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. Go ahead." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We all do. Now, how about dinner?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I would assume we’d enjoy insects or smaller lizards. We could also pull each other’s tails off and grill them, they’ll just grow back. Oh! My life-size cardboard Mr. Spock is here! I know he wouldn’t care for an outburst of human emotion, but, oh goodie, oh goodie, oh goodie. Commander Spock requesting permission to be unfolded." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? Let’s just get a pizza." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good idea. We’ll go to Corleone’s." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Bye." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. Here we go. Proton decay. Proton decay. (Time shift) Proton decay. Proton decay. (Time shift) Proton decay. Proton decay." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, we’re home. Any progress?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How could there be, with these constant interruptions?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. As a fight, it was excellent. She used harsh language and slammed the door. Although as I say this, that might not have been what you were asking." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You think they’ll still go on the trip?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All I know is after the fight I went to Emily’s to smooth…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm-hmm. Well, I would like to propose a toast to a well-deserved weekend of…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aha." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My plan was to jump out at the state line, but one of my nose plugs fell into the toilet." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Don’t worry. Just sit next to me during the quiz, and you can copy my answers." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Raj? What are you doing? I don’t think so. You’ve had your allotted six ounces. The first bathroom break isn’t until the Denny’s located near Bakersfield, which is approximately two and half hours away. Remember, people, we’re only as strong as our weakest bladder." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "maybe we should take a little break." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good idea, I need my wrist brace, all this button pushing is aggravating my old Nintendo injury." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This weekend." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, where are we going?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, Vegas, but…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ugh, Atlantic City without the taffy? No, thank you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s fine, ’cause actually you’re not invited." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, now, well, that’s hurtful." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I see you’re drinking wine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, we are. And we’re about to go to bed." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh-huh." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did we win? Can we go to bed?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good Lord, I could not have made this easier. Hydrogen atom, H, plus pigs minus pea, Higgs. Bow, General Zod trapped in the Phantom Zone. Bow-zone. Pear. Tickle. Pear-tickle. Higgs Boson Particle. How could you not get that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Too bad. If it’d been a friend, I’m available to fill the void. (Woman moves away) It’s just as well, she smelled like moth balls." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, if you’re gonna start sniffing people, I’m gonna go get a hot pretzel." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excuse me. Do you have any books about making friends?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no, he’s going to telecommute. Everybody’s really excited about it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. Boone, North Carolina. Every summer since 1952, Boone has hosted an outdoor amphitheater portrayal of the life and times of its namesake, Dan’l Boone. Sounds like something that would attract the wrong crowd. Penny, you’re from Nebraska, correct?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "They sell out incredibly fast, but as long as one of us gets in, we can buy passes…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good Lord, this is not the time for flirting, keep it in your pants." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’ve got to be missing something. Let’s start again. The movie is playing here at 7:20, here at 7:40, here at 8:10 and here at 8:45." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Right, these theatres have to be eliminated." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why? They’re state-of-the-art digital projection, 20-channel surround sound." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, but they have no Icee machines. Despite my aggressive letter-writing campaign, I might add." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, we’re down the rabbit hole. What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, first of all, I’m quite fond of Amy." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I did it, I did it, I’m in the queue." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yay! And they say firefighters are the real heroes." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, Thursday’s gone. Just Sunday left." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Sunday’s the worst. Everybody’s leaving, most of the good panels are over, and the only T-shirts they have left are small and XXXXL." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sunday’s gone." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not Sunday, I love Sunday." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, if you wait for us to set up the time machine, I can drop you off at work yesterday. Time travel joke, it’s not… never mind." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "For what it’s worth, I thought it was humorous." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Only way we’ll know for sure is if we post it online to the pre-print server. I have it ready to go, but I wasn’t gonna do it without you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wow, it’s all happening so fast. Should we just sleep on it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We could, but we always run the risk of someone else beating us to the punch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re sure it’s good?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My name is right on there with yours. That is a surefire mark of quality. That might as well say directed by Joss Whedon." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wow, it’s all happening so fast. Should we just sleep on it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We could, but we always run the risk of someone else beating us to the punch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re sure it’s good?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My name is right on there with yours. That is a surefire mark of quality. That might as well say directed by Joss Whedon." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, partner, let’s do it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on. Click the mouse with me." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait a minute, I’d want to see that too." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, when it’s your turn you can." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But if we all go back to the same point in time, Bell’s lab is going to get very crowded, he’ll know something’s up." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, you guys want to go on a real live quest?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Outside? I just made cocoa." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Guys, there are four of us and one of him." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Which means his triumph will be even larger. Minstrels will write songs about him." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m packing up all my collectibles and taking them down to the comic book store to sell." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well is that really necessary. If you need money you can always sell blood. And semen." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We owe you an apology." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, it’s fine. You needed a suitcase, I wasn’t home, you borrowed a suitcase." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That was six years ago. I’m talking about tonight." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh. Well, I thought we were going in order." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ll tell you exactly how he did. Readiness: unsatisfactory. Follows direction: barely. Attitude: a little too much. Overall: not only will he probably die in a fiery inferno, his incessant whining would most certainly spoil everyone else’s day." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what, I’m so tired I can’t even think straight. I’m going home. Will one of you guys give this nutbag a ride back later?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You can’t go home. You have to take me to the dentist at four o’clock." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "They were not friends, they were imaginary colleagues." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look, you’re here, we have plenty of room." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No we don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll start again." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I have the same problem with him. My theory is that his lack of focus stems from an over-developed sex drive." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here’s your tea, Mother. So, what are you guys talking about?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The frequency with which your parents had intercourse." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hello, Mrs. Latham. Yes, I live with him. I don’t, I, I really don’t know why. Tonight? Sure, that’d be great. Okay, I’ll, I’ll see you then. Bye. She wants to have dinner and talk about my research." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, wherever we’re going, she’s sending a car to pick me up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, I see what’s happening." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, that was wildly carcinogenic. Anyway, it’s too bad you’re no longer entitled to the full benefits of my friendship, because I happen to be extremely prepared for such an emergency. Please try not to see anything by this light. It’s not for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s just a blackout, I’m sure the power will be back on soon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And I’m sure some fool in the Donner party said the snow would stop any day now. I like to think they ate him first." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, wherever we’re going, she’s sending a car to pick me up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, I see what’s happening." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My stature intimidates her, so she’s using you to get to me. Crafty old gal." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Swell. I need a drink. Do we have any alcohol?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. But we have potatoes, I could make you vodka. It’ll take two weeks." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I won’t be too late. I’m just gonna make a final pitch for the funding and then say good night." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hold on, I have something for you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s this?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Just a few things you may need tonight. There’s, uh, baby oil, condoms and, uh, a little something I procured from the school of pharmacology. They say it is to Viagra as Viagra is to a green M&M." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, all set. What do you think? There’s plenty of room for everybody, a view out the window." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My spot on the couch has a great view of a window. Sometimes I can see space battles through it. It’s called a TV." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And stronger. Who wants to see me beat up the bartender?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’d enjoy that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Nah, she’s a good kid." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can’t we make a one-time exception for tonight?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We could. We could also stop using the letter M, but I think that idea is isguided and oronic." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just come with me to Raj’s." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I don’t want to go to a party." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not a party. It’s the same group of people who hang out here, hanging out over there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How come it’s not a party when we do it here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because we don’t throw parties." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, no, sir, and do you know why? In a word, tradition. Every Thursday night for the last eight years, you and I and our friends have gathered here in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce, discuss the issues of the day, and yes, share a laugh or two. But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I guess you’re right. See you later." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait! Leonard! Wait! What am I going to do for dinner?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I guess you’re right. See you later." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait! Leonard! Wait! What am I going to do for dinner?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come with me to Raj’s and eat there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t do that. What if he serves haggis and blood pudding?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I really doubt that’s what he’ll serve." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But what if he does? I’ll be obliged to dine on liver and lungs stuffed in a sheep’s stomach. And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing. I don’t know why he’s serving both." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Buona sera, Luigi’s Pizza. Buona sera. It means good evening in Italian. May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question the authenticity of your ristorante?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I’m out of here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Un momento. Oh, for heaven’s sake, now you’re being deliberately stupid. (to Leonard) Where are you going?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I’m out of here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Un momento. Oh, for heaven’s sake, now you’re being deliberately stupid. (to Leonard) Where are you going?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m having dinner with Priya at Raj’s. I think Howard’s going to be there. You want to join us?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But tonight’s Thursday. On Thursdays, everybody comes over here and has pizza. Or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi, but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m having dinner with Priya at Raj’s. I think Howard’s going to be there. You want to join us?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But tonight’s Thursday. On Thursdays, everybody comes over here and has pizza. Or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi, but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can’t we make a one-time exception for tonight?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We could. We could also stop using the letter M, but I think that idea is isguided and oronic." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But tonight’s Thursday. On Thursdays, everybody comes over here and has pizza. Or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi, but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can’t we make a one-time exception for tonight?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We could. We could also stop using the letter M, but I think that idea is isguided and oronic." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just come with me to Raj’s." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I don’t want to go to a party." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll check his room." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Surprise." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s brilliant. He needs to read it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So you’ll send him an e-mail when we get back." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then I won’t get to see his face light up as he reads it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right. Of course." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, this is an unmitigated disaster." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, there’s nothing you can do about it, so relax, sit back, enjoy the clickety-clack of the steel wheels on the polished rails." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You forgot your flash drive, You forgot your flash drive (repeated over and over in time to the sound of the train)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, we gave it 45 minutes. It’s no longer funny. Let’s try something else." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What do you propose?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m just gonna run to the store and get a few things. I’ll pick you up when you’re done." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. I like it a little better when you stay, but all right." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s great, try to set up something for the three of us to go over there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, hold on. While I’m comfortable speaking about science, I’m not sure I know how to spark the interest of schoolchildren. Better Google it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on, Mother, you know why I can’t accept the award. With all due respect, I don’t think praying will help. No, I have not heard the song, Jesus, Take the Wheel. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don’t need to start singing it. Yes, I’ll buy it on the iTunes, Mother. Good-bye, Mother. (Enters apartment. The others are sitting as if waiting for him.) Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sit down, we want to talk to you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Am I in trouble? Did my mother call you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Perfect timing. Food’s ready." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, wait, before we eat, I have a little welcome to the building gift for Raj." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Movies or video games? Or board game? Or trading card games? Or Lego’s? Or dress up? Or comic books? Or dramatic readings of novelizations? Yes to all!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We are going to play the online game." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The online game? Bully!" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No weapon strikes more fear into a man’s heart than a Klingon bat’leth." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, let’s get clear on something. We’re just going to tell this guy to transfer all of your stuff back into your account and then be on our way. No one’s bat’lething anybody." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So my blade shall not taste blood tonight?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, now I just feel silly holding it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Can I at least kick down the door?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Anyway, um. We brought home Indian food. And, um. I know that moving can be stressful, and I find that when I’m undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative, and I don’t have to tell you that, uh, a clean colon is just one less thing to worry about." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I’m not expert here but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is it. (Knocks.) I’ll do the talking." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good thinking, I’ll just be the muscle." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s going on? How’d I get here?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know, we came home from work and we found you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Home from work? What time is it?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, yes, of course, he wouldn’t like that at all. Last night, I was feeling in need of sexual release when I happened to come across your mother." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, okay. Guys, what are we doing here?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know what you’re doing, but I was about to insinuate that I had coitus with Raj’s mother for a dollar." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s ten o’clock, where have you been?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We stayed for the California Adventure water show. It was pure Disney magic." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you doing in there? She can’t be in here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We were in here first, you can’t be in here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "According to the roommate agreement, paragraph nine, subsection B, the right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure. And believe me, I am experiencing a very majeure force." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on, you can’t wait two minutes?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t have to go. You’re welcome to hang with us." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Actually, our friendship group is at capacity. But if anybody drops out, you’re at the top of the list. Unless it’s Raj, in which case, we’ll probably get a person of colour." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What, why did you get a party sub?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "People are coming over, it looked fun." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, we’re only watching Game of Thrones. A party sub implies it’s a party." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Your attendance implies it’s not." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I like a party as much as the next man, as long as the next man doesn’t like a party. Oh, by the way, don’t forget, tomorrow is our quarterly roommate agreement meeting." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You have fun. I will not be attending." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, fine. We don’t have to have a roommate agreement meeting if you don’t want to." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course, it will require a vote. Unfortunately, my official gavel is in my bedroom, but luckily, I have my travel gavel." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? Why don’t we just ease into this. Let, let’s go for a walk and, and, and see if we find a new restaurant." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Any chance that restaurant is near Griffith Park?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She’s here, she’s here. How do I look? Do I look smart?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, good grief. This isn’t about you. Coming! Now listen, one of the great minds of the 21st century is about to play host to one of the other great minds of the 21st century. So pay attention. Years from now, my biographer might ask you about this event." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, we’re all having dinner tonight. Why don’t the two of you join us?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hold on. We don’t know anything about this woman." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry. I was trying to think of what rhymes with nose of the aardvark." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We want you back on the project with us." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, well, well, did you hear that, Howard?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. Now that we’re all on the same page, let’s get together tonight and work on it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Get together tonight? Leonard, stop trying to control everything, and give poor Raj a chance to come up with what we should do. Go ahead, Raj." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, see you later." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good news. I finally have a handle on my idea for three-person chess." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is good news. Bye." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, do you know how I solved the balanced centre combat-area problem? Five words, transitional quadrilateral to triangular tessellation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That, that’s brilliant." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s what I do. But wait, there’s more. I also invented two new chess pieces. The serpent, and the old woman." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, I got to hand it to Raj, he found a really nice spot to have a bachelor party." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s not bad. Unless you compare it to a train; then it stinks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you drinking whisky?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Indeed. If I’m to participate in the social convention that is the stag night, then I must embrace all its components, including tobacco, swear words, and yes, alcohol. Jeepers! That’s yucky." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You want one of us to go with you in the ambulance?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ll do it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re really going without me?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not a big deal. Go shopping with Amy, and we’ll save a spot in line for you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You don’t have the authority to save places in the line. If I do that, I’ll be cutting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "People do it all the time." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know the golden rule of line etiquette. No cuts, no buts, no coconuts." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ah, that’s my girl." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, no, Amy, wait. I know it’s not the night you had in mind, but why don’t you guys stay and play with us? It’ll be fun." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It would? Fun? Okay, three weeks ago you bought crunchy peanut butter, now you want the girls to play D&D? Do you have a drug problem?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s the big deal? Raj bailed, so we could use some extra players." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I’ve just never played Dungeons & Dragons with girls before." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It doesn’t matter." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So a few things don’t go your way and your best decision is to ride the rails like a hobo?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I suppose it is. Except I have a credit card. And I refuse to carry my laptop at the end of a stick. And I’d sooner die than eat beans out of a can." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, come home with us and tomorrow I’ll, I’ll take you to Legoland." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Legoland is not the solution to everything. And it’s too much of a scene since that movie came out." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I suppose it is. Except I have a credit card. And I refuse to carry my laptop at the end of a stick. And I’d sooner die than eat beans out of a can." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, come home with us and tomorrow I’ll, I’ll take you to Legoland." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Legoland is not the solution to everything. And it’s too much of a scene since that movie came out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then what can I do?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I am overwhelmed. Everything is changing and it’s simply too much. I need to get away and think." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, I would like to propose a toast to my wife and bride-to-be." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "See, that’s funny because…" } ]