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[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. It kind of rekindles your faith in the basic goodness of people." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know what would be nice?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Seven, six." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait, wait. Svaty Vaclav is better known as Good King Wenceslas from the beloved Victorian Christmas carol." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the feast of Stephen. When the snow lay ’round about, deep and crisp and even" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The walls are getting slower." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Brightly shone the moon that night, though the frost was cruel. When a poor man came in sight gathering winter fuel." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Here’s the problem with teleportation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Lay it on me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Assuming the device could be invented which would identify the quantum state of matter of an individual in one location, and transmit that pattern to a distant location for reassembly, you would not have actually transported the individual. You would have destroyed him in one location, and recreated him in another." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Assuming the device could be invented which would identify the quantum state of matter of an individual in one location, and transmit that pattern to a distant location for reassembly, you would not have actually transported the individual. You would have destroyed him in one location, and recreated him in another." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How about that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Personally, I would never use a transporter. Because the original Sheldon would have to be disintegrated in order to create a new Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes sir." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You can count on us, we’re on it. What the hell do you mean, dead end." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh!" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. Now that we’re not playing, you can be green." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And since you’re green this time, I can be it next time." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Who’s in the mood to laugh?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really not a good time." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But I used science to construct the perfect joke." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "She befriends them, and then lies in wait until they reveal a marketable idea, which she steals and sells to the highest bidder." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is ridiculous." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, is it? Well let’s see you come up with an explanation as to why this woman hangs out with us all the time." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re making it too complicated. Why not stick to the basics? Go shopping for clothes while Leonard and I sit in those uncomfortable chairs and hold your purses, hmm? I know I’d hate that. Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, then, it’s settled?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, we did, Kripke." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "His name is Monte." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. But I knew that his yay was sarcastic. Not bad for a guy whose last bowel movement sounded like rain on a roof." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Let me refresh your memory." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny, rub Vicks on my chest." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, you pain in the ass." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s me. Bye, Stuart." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I think you should turn on the GPS." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It is on." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But the turn-by-turn voice option isn’t on. I know I’d feel more safe if you turn on the turn-by-turn voice option. I love the turn-by-turn voice option." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You want to know my opinion?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, boy, do I?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sarcasm?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, that sounds fun." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, smashing. Now, Leonard, do you know how to get there?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, well luckily, someone in the car does." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "(Knock, knock, knock) Leonard and Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Leonard and Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Leonard and Penny." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hand me the bat." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We just had a major crime in the building, and you open the door without asking who it is?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm-hmm." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "(Knock, knock, knock) Leonard and Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Leonard and Penny. (Knock, knock, knock) Leonard and Penny." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, is that your team." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Actually, I don’t need a team, I could easily defeat you single-handedly. But the rules require four, so may I introduce, the third floor janitor, he lady from the lunchroom, and, my Spanish is not good, either her son or her butcher. And what about your team? What rat have you recruited to the SS Sinking Ship?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry, let me help you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wonderful security system if we’re attacked by a school of tuna." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, that is not true." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve got to go with Leonard on this. He is wrong more than anyone I know." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good night." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Please tell me you’re not having coitus." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hmmm." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The problem appears to be unsolvable." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That someone has a name." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, thank you. Oh, Meemaw got a new set of teeth. Oh, but then she found her old ones. Oh, so now the new ones are just gonna be her church teeth." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, tweets about my lecture. Hmm. That’s rather unfair. That’s downright cruel. Plus, insects have six legs. Yeah, I’m not familiar with the acronym KMN." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, from the context, we think it means kill me now." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I suppose everyone’s entitled to their own opinion. I think I’ll turn in. I didn’t want to teach those poopy heads, anyway." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Was that sarca.." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Stop it!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny, you appear to have a package here." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know what you were worried about. I think it really works in the room." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. It is by far the coolest thing I have ever owned." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The exact time machine that carried actor Rod Taylor from Victorian England into the post-apocalyptic future, which society had splintered into two factions, the sub-terranean Morlocks, who survived by feasting on the flesh of the gentle surface dwelling Eloy." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That sounds fair." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hold on. Bi-monthly is an ambiguous term, do you mean move it every other month, or twice a month?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I wouldn’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just get in here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And, sorry about the suitcase." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, well, you should be. Your socks were still in it. I had to throw it away. Anyway, I, uh, trust that you’ve resolved your conflict." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hee-hee, just classic." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I needed a place to fire ceramic semi-conductor substrates for home-made integrated circuits." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Stay down, bitch. Yeah, ha ha, natural selection at work." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I weep for humanity." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Counter-proposal. We reinstate the full roommate agreement with the following addendum, in the spirit of Mother’s Day or Father’s Day, once a year, we set aside day to celebrate all your contributions to my life, both actual and imagined by you. We could call it Leonard’s Day." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I kind of like the sound of that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course you do. It’s about you, like everything else. (Lights come back on) Oh, thank goodness. I don’t think I had it in me to make another glass of water." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You can do this." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s no way." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Gentlemen, I think I’ve come up with a fun way to get young people interested in science. Physics Mad-Libs. Now, give me a number." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Five." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh-huh. And an irrational constant." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Told ya." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, President Siebert, I assume you’d like to respond to one of the suggestions I put in the box by your office." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What difference does it make?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here we go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That is my spot. In an ever-changing world, it is a single point of consistency. If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, that spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. I think we’ve found the problem here. It’s not the table at all. It’s you." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Way to narrow it down to everything." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What is it?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As you know, Amy and I have been together a long time, and a lot of things I never thought possible now seem possible." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, sounds great." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Mm, indeed." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dibs? This is a university, not a playground. Offices are not assigned because someone called dibs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You just called dibs." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Shut it. Offices are assigned by seniority. I arrived at the university first." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, what fun. We’re like hippies at a love-in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just sit here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, right on, man. Right on. Oh, look, it’s Harry Potter and 98% of The Sorcerer’s Stone." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This ring." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Looking for something?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Actually, I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling. Previously I felt sympathy for the Leonard character, now I just find him to be whiny and annoying." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just eat your tangerine chicken." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’d love to, but I don’t have tangerine chicken." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m back." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I get it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey! He did that on purpose," } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hi. Hello. Oh, and a special hello to Leonard, who needs to be mentioned by name." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Subtle." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But you got it, right?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Of course, we can split any profits three ways." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m fine with that." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It sounds like a, uh, contract might be in order." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, we could write something up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But which one of us should be the party who…" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, thanks. Just throw it out. Speaking of occupants, I’m given to understand Raj will be moving into my old room." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, for a little while." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What about his dog?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I’ve been working on an opening joke for our lecture at Berkeley." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I like to laugh. But say it anyway." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, um, what do you say to a graduate of the UC Berkeley physics department? I’ll have fries with that. Because his education hasn’t prepared him for a career in the sciences." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Shh-shh-shh!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t see what’s crazy about bringing a backpack with your own toilet paper and Purell." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Keep going." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And rubber gloves, uh, air freshener. Um, noise-cancelling headphones. Oh, danger whistle. Um, pepper spray. Ooh, a multi-language occupied sign. Uh, let’s see, we have seat protectors, uh, booties for my shoes, a clothespin for my nose. Oh, and a mirror on a stick, so I can make sure the person in the stall next to me isn’t some kind of weirdo." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "They took my battle ostrich." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no, not Glenn?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, Glenn! The only bird I ever loved." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-uh." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "(Knock, knock, knock) Penny! (Knock, knock, knock) Penny! (Knock, knock, knock) Penny!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, it is." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If that concludes your faltering attempt to mate, hello." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "PS4." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wolowitz?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it was a valid hypothesis." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That was a valid hypothesis? What is happening to you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Probably not." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Barely knew him." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s right." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, my turn. Mm. Oh, I know. Never have I ever kept a secret bank account, because I think my wife can’t handle money. Did I win? I feel like I won." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What are you going to do? Take people’s drink orders and get them wrong?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What? Did she do it yet?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Awesome!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Look, it was actually designed for my vintage Mr Spock action figure." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ah!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh dear Lord. No!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Seven." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s five and a half." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I suppose I could see myself in a scientific boy band. Of course, I’d be the dreamy one and the smart one." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Lucky bastard." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Now I’m thinking about Jell-O." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And there goes our hike." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, not our hike, now we have to stay safe and warm." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You got it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s preposterous. I do not resemble C3PO. Don’t get me wrong, I’m flattered, I just don’t see it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There was a scientist who had a theory and James Clerk Maxwell was his name-o. J-A-M-E-S, C-L-E-R-K space M-A-X-W-E-L-L, And James Clerk Maxwell was his name-o. There was a scientist who had a theory and James Clerk Maxwell was his name-o, A-M-E-S…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, okay, okay. Uh, we, we get it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Perhaps you’d prefer this one. The itsy bitsy spider is not an insect at all, because it haseight legs and two body parts." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Eight." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is ridiculous. (Pulls out plug)" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s a laptop with a full charge. Honestly, what do you see in him?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Who’s ready to laugh?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "O-o-o-o-oh." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. So, Feynman, Einstein and Schrodinger walk into a bar. Feynman says, it appears" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, I never cared for that. It’s advertising to predator races just how soft and squishy we are." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Squeeze yourself." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, don’t be offended. You know, of the four of us, you have the most veal-like consistency." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ah, much better." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You must be burning up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A little. But not more than your urethras will be after whatever’s in those pants swims up them. Well, I cut quite the dashing, yet hygienic figure, don’t I? I look like the Flash about to get married. Oh! A tissue! A tissue! Oh, good Lord!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry, but at what point do you put this see what you can do plan into action?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, yeah, we’ll be right there. Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not sure how I feel about Howard being dungeon master instead of you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Disagree." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Go sit over there." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ll sit over there, it looks cleaner." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you mean what marine biologists refer to as super weaning?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, you are a super weaner." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, now I have to correct you. As a bit of an elephant seal buff, the more accurate comparison would be when two mother seals actively seek to nourish the same pup. So I believe the term you’re looking for is a double mother suckler." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, no. It’s not cool. If there were reserved seating, and we all had tickets, that would be fine. But this line is first-come, first-served. Not show up tardy and nevertheless be first served. Right here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You need to go to the back of the line." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I have a job." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, he does. He caters to my every whim." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Kill me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It wouldn’help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He knows, wow." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, now, but do you think that’s a good idea? Uh, you know Star Trek. Should a guy with no name and a red shirt really go on an expedition?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, wow." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear. I was afraid of this." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I think the Reverend Hofstadter is making an ironic connection between your statement about love and your rejection of his proposal in the bedroom." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, thanks. Dr. Nowitzki’s going to tell me about the work she did at CERN. And she brought me this duty-free Toblerone." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh. I love those." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Let’s sit somewhere else." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, but, only to clean." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really more to organise, you’re not actually dirty, per se." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t forget the mail you took accidentally on purpose so you’d have an excuse to talk to her." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No problem. Bye. Oh, and, bye, bro! (Returns to apartment) ." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Penny for your thoughts." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. He was kinda dreamy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted smouldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her, and analyse the data so that you don’t crash into geek mountain again." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Statistically unlikely." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just get a hamburger, you like hamburgers." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers, you can’t make the assumption that I’ll like the hamburgers here." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine, I’ll have the Barbecue Burger." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Make it two." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Waitresses don’t yell at you at Big Boy." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh no! (He is also wearing a Flash costume.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "See, people get it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great idea." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, no. The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea. This is a notion, and a rather sucky one at that." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I was thinking put your head out the window like a dog, but that’ll work. Please? This’ll be quick. Leonard? As soon as we get home, I want to have coitus with Amy. Okay, she can’t hear. The reason I called you is because I didn’t want Amy to know I couldn’t make it on my own." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s the big deal?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, of course it’s no big deal to you. You idolize me, and nothing could ever knock me off that pedestal you put me on." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah. If you had told anyone that you were going away on a train by yourself across the country, do you know what they would have said?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That I couldn’t do it?" } ]