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[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Baby’s listening." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "(Knock, knock, knock) Leonard? (Knock, knock, knock) Leonard? (Knock, knock, knock) Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I spoke to the reporter at the magazine." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What happened? Did you tell him it was my idea?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I did." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you. What did he say?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He said they made the editorial decision to only cite the lead scientist." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, please, everyone knows what’s going to happen. But I see your point." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think this could be good for you. Maybe it’s time for you to shake things up a bit." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re right. I should embrace the chaos." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. What are you going to do first?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know. I could do anything. All bets are off. The world is my oyster. I got it. I’m going to put on my Tuesday pyjamas tonight." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hang on. Maybe there should be a no insult clause about me, too." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you still like cilantro?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re tying my hands here." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The horror!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why would you just say something like that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, no, no, no, no, no, no…" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no, the new ones, they’re here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Stay calm, we don’t know anything about them yet. What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m checking for musical instruments. Does that sound like castanets to you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The box says kitchen." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So? Do cocaine smugglers write cocaine on the box?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I want more than a picture. I want to go in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, so do I, but they’ll never let us." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is that the attitude that helped you get Penny?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, but I don’t have three years to make that gate feel sorry for me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s a speaker box. Drive up, push the button, and let’s see what happens." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, yeah. What do we have to lose? I’m a little nervous." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, get over it. Confidence is key in these situations." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You pushed it, are you out of your mind?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There it is. It’s just a gate. On a road." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wasn’t even that hard to find." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This is so amazing." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know. You want to get a picture?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I want more than a picture. I want to go in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, so do I, but they’ll never let us." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is that the attitude that helped you get Penny?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, but I don’t have three years to make that gate feel sorry for me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s a speaker box. Drive up, push the button, and let’s see what happens." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, we’ve defeated the first challenge. Now we must steel ourselves to face the monster who defends the gate." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re trying to get past a security guard, not rescue Zelda." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I think what really needs to be rescued is your sense of whimsy, but one quest at a time. So what’s the plan?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, I’m just gonna be honest with the guy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Honesty will never get us in." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re trying to get past a security guard, not rescue Zelda." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I think what really needs to be rescued is your sense of whimsy, but one quest at a time. So what’s the plan?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, I’m just gonna be honest with the guy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Honesty will never get us in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, what’s your plan?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, my plan is predicated on the assumption that they have a nurse’s office and your willingness to be lightly stabbed." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you so much. See? Maybe honesty is the best… What are you doing?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Shedding the yoke of my oppressors, you blind, sad little man." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t care. Two millimetres? That doesn’t seem right." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, it’s true, I did a series of experiments when I was twelve, my father broke his clavicle." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Is that why they sent you to boarding school?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, that was the result of my work with lasers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "New neighbour?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Evidently." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Significant improvement over the old neighbour." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Two hundred pound transvestite with a skin condition, yes she is." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Not really." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimetres, most people will trip." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t care. Two millimetres? That doesn’t seem right." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, it’s true, I did a series of experiments when I was twelve, my father broke his clavicle." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Is that why they sent you to boarding school?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, that was the result of my work with lasers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "New neighbour?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Evidently." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well this is an interesting development." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How so?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s not true, remember at Thanksgiving my grandmother with Alzheimer’s had that episode." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Point taken. It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn’t want to rip our eyes out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The worst part was watching her carve that turkey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Look at that, that’s a dent. Thank you, Howard Ham-Fisted Wolowitz. Did you just shut the TV off in the middle of the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Apparently so." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you ill?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. Then is it fair to say that you’re experiencing some sort of emotional turmoil over the events involving Penny earlier this evening?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Apparently so." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you ill?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. Then is it fair to say that you’re experiencing some sort of emotional turmoil over the events involving Penny earlier this evening?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When did you pick up on that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A moment ago, when you turned off the TV in the middle of }during the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode. Would you like some advice?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. Then is it fair to say that you’re experiencing some sort of emotional turmoil over the events involving Penny earlier this evening?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When did you pick up on that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A moment ago, when you turned off the TV in the middle of }during the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode. Would you like some advice?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then, this is the perfect time to launch a blog with an interactive comments section." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "When did you pick up on that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A moment ago, when you turned off the TV in the middle of }during the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode. Would you like some advice?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure, why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then, this is the perfect time to launch a blog with an interactive comments section." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Gee, thanks a lot." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Would you rather I offer my personal insight?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, where you been?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I told you, walking." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "For an hour and a half?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I got lost." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How could you get lost? Your phone has GPS." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Satellites are down. Solar flares." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Absolutely." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait. It was me. I opened your toy, discovered it was broken and didn’t tell you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why would you open mine?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I didn’t. That was a lie. I opened my own toy. And it was already broken so I switched them." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, you should talk to Stuart." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t because that was a lie. Yours was broken in an earthquake. And that’s a lie." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why would I want to do that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excellent question. Do you remember what happened to the alien, played by talented character actor Frank Gorshin, in the Star Trek episode Let That Be Your Last Battlefield?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, Captain Kirk activated the self-destruct sequence and threatened to blow up the Enterpriseand kill them both unless he gave in?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Affirmative. Computer, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Activate self-destruct sequence. Code 1-1-A-2-B." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, he’s bluffing." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I never bluff. Ten." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s blackmail!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Nine." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, you have to go. It’s Penny’s first time leading the Pledge of Allegiance." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This meeting is a waste of time. Whether we make the switch from Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg’s Raisin Bran should not require parliamentary procedure." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You realize one of them has sugar on the raisins." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re the only one who eats them." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And yet you get to weigh in. Democracy, it’s pretty cool, isn’t it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m not going, you can’t make me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, we’ll just see about that." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hmm? Well, it sounds like the kind of thing one would bring up at a quarterly roommate agreement meeting. Lucky for you it’s tomorrow." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, you know what? I’m not going." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, you have to go. It’s Penny’s first time leading the Pledge of Allegiance." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This meeting is a waste of time. Whether we make the switch from Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg’s Raisin Bran should not require parliamentary procedure." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You realize one of them has sugar on the raisins." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, fine. We don’t have to have a roommate agreement meeting if you don’t want to." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course, it will require a vote. Unfortunately, my official gavel is in my bedroom, but luckily, I have my travel gavel." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re being ridiculous." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s a motion on the floor, I’m ridiculous. Do we have a second? Hmm? Hmm? There is no second. The motion is denied. Next time, make sure you have the votes first. That was embarrassing." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Amy’s sick." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aw. What’s wrong with her?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, she talks a lot. She always wants to hold hands." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s not what I meant." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, if you were referring to her illness your question should have been, what ails her?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What ails her?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh. Who knows?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, he doesn’t understand. I understand." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I understand, too." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re just misappropriating my understanding." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, (blows a raspberry). I think any university would want you. Except, of course, any university that had already had you. Because they would’ve already wanted you before they, you know, got you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "From the mind that brought you hi-lo. Let me show you to your room." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And I’d think you’d understand why I’m annoyed." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All this could be avoided if you’d just come to the meeting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t want to." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, it’s just a meeting. One simple meeting." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Stop saying meeting." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Meeting, meeting, bo-beeting, banana-fana, fo-feeting, fee-fi mo-meeting." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s preposterous. Tell her, Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on. It wasn’t my fault." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nope. It’s pretty exciting." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aren’t you afraid of being blinded?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How would I be blinded?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air. It’s all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll take my chances." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. I wonder if they make I told you so cards in braille." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, now I have to ask. What do they do?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "When the serpent slithers to an opposing player’s piece, that piece is considered poisoned and will die after two more moves. Ugh." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Unless, it gets to the old woman in time, in which case she sucks out the poison, turning her into the Grand Empress, a piece combining the power of the knight, queen and serpent." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Elegant." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s because it’s simple." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, well, I look forward to playing with you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is good news. Bye." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, do you know how I solved the balanced centre combat-area problem? Five words, transitional quadrilateral to triangular tessellation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That, that’s brilliant." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s what I do. But wait, there’s more. I also invented two new chess pieces. The serpent, and the old woman." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, now I have to ask. What do they do?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "When the serpent slithers to an opposing player’s piece, that piece is considered poisoned and will die after two more moves. Ugh." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve been thinking about our recent humiliation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re gonna have to be more specific." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "At the hands of those teenagers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "More." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Boy teenagers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, the video game. Yeah, that was bad." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I started doing some reading on cognitive vitality, and I came across an area of research called super-aging." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, boy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t comment without violating our agreement that I don’t criticize your work." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then what was oh, boy?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Great restraint on my part." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There’s nothing wrong with the science here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say science." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, that’s my water." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "My water. You’re drinking it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dear Lord! Have you been drinking it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes. It’s my water." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, that’s it then. I’m dead." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here we go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry, do I really need to connect the dots for you? The backwash into this glass is every pathogen that calls your mouth home, sweet home. Not to mention the visitors who arrive on the dancing tongue of your subtropical girlfriend." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Do you think maybe it’s tight because you’re wearing long underwear?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, of course that’s why it’s tight." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, let me rephrase the question. Why are you wearing long underwear?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re kidding. Shouldn’t the question be why aren’t you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it should be: why are you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, these rental tuxedos have been worn by hundreds of sweaty strangers. I don’t like my own sweat touching my skin, how do you think I feel about theirs?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t bring the nitrogen tank down." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, let me restate that. It’s very heavy, and I don’t want to." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll help you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. Lift with your knees, not your back. Good night." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no, not at all. No, we, uh, found a place online that, uh, repurposes diamond drill bits." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We did not. That’s not true. Can I speak to you alone for a second?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, sure." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It came from Tiffany’s." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You mean the box, right?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, when the aliens brought you back, they just left the probe in?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m back." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, how’d it go?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It went well. Yeah, I’ve learned that if you never say you’re sorry, the times you do really puts them on their heels. Uh, Stuart, I relieve you of your line duties." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t be melodramatic. I’m just getting on a train and leaving forever." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Seriously? You don’t even have a change of clothes or a toothbrush." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My plan is to stop at malls and buy what I need. It’s called living off the land." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I know you’re upset and there’s a lot of stuff going on, but it’s nothing we can’t work out. Come on, let’s get you home." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. I’ve reached my breaking point. I need to leave. Now." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, good. You’re here. I need your assistance." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can it wait until I put a Band-Aid on a goat bite?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What happened?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "(sucks in breath)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Morning." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Morning." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I have to say, I slept splendidly. Granted, not long, but just deeply and well." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m not surprised. A well known folk cure for insomnia is to break into your neighbour’s apartment and clean." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sarcasm?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You think?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Granted, my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox, but I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement of Penny’s quality of life." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Morning" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Morning." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re making eggs for breakfast?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This isn’t breakfast, it’s an experiment." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Huh? Cos it looks a lot like breakfast." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I finally have the time to test my hypothesis, about the separation of the water molecules from the egg proteins, and its impact vis-a-vis taste." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sounds yummy. I look forward to your work with bacon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As do I." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sounds yummy. I look forward to your work with bacon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As do I." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know, I’m sure if you just apologised to Gablehauser he would give you your job back." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t want my job back. I’ve spent the last three and a half years staring at greaseboards full of equations. Before that I spent four years working on my thesis. Before that I was in college, and before that, I was in the fifth grade. This is my first day off in decades, and I’m going to savour it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, now, what you want to do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I haven’t fastened my seat belt yet." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, fasten your seat belt." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Click. Now, are there air bags?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t need air bags." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What if a simulated van rear-ends me?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Go on." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting “How wasted am I?” which is met with an approving chorus of “Dude.”" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then what happens?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s as far as I’ve gotten." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is ridiculous, I’m jumping in." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good luck." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, you’re coming with me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I hardly think so." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aren’t you afraid I’ll embarrass you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then what happens?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s as far as I’ve gotten." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is ridiculous, I’m jumping in." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good luck." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, you’re coming with me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I hardly think so." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aren’t you afraid I’ll embarrass you?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes. But I need a wing-man." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Alright, but if we’re going to use flight metaphors I’m much more suited to being the guy from the FAA, analysing wreckage." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How so?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Like Jane Goodall observing the apes, I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured, but patterns emerge, they have their own language if you will." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Go on." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group with the greeting “How wasted am I?” which is met with an approving chorus of “Dude.”" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then what happens?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s as far as I’ve gotten." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is ridiculous, I’m jumping in." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good luck." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, now, do you really need the honorary Justice League of America membership card?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s been in every wallet I’ve owned since I was five." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It says keep this on your person at all times. (Knock on door) It’s right here under Batman’s signature." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, how’s Koothrappali d…. oh my Lord." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s Princess Punchali." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m pretty sure her name’s Lalita." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, no, Princess Punchali from The Monkey and the Princess." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It doesn’t need proving." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So the entire scientific community is just supposed to take your word?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "They’re not supposed to, but they should." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Alright, I don’t care what you say, I’m going to the conference and I’m presenting our findings." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And I forbid it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You forbid it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If I’m not taking credit for our work then nobody is." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, you admit that it’s our work." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, once again, I’m throwing you a bone. And once again, you are welcome." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, let me put it this way, I’m doing it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You can’t. I’m the lead author." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, come on. The only reason you’re the lead author is because we went alphabetically." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I let you think we went alphabetically to spare you the humiliation of dealing with the fact that it was my idea. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was throwing you a bone. You’re welcome." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It doesn’t need proving." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I let you think we went alphabetically to spare you the humiliation of dealing with the fact that it was my idea. Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was throwing you a bone. You’re welcome." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It doesn’t need proving." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So the entire scientific community is just supposed to take your word?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "They’re not supposed to, but they should." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You continue to underestimate me, my good man." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look, if you weren’t happy with my presentation then maybe you should have given it with me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As I have explained repeatedly, unlike you, I don’t need validation from lesser minds. No offence." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really, so why did you come?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because I knew you’d screw this up." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I didn’t screw it up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, please. I admit, that spherical chicken joke, that was hilarious. But it was straight downhill from there." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So you admit that you’re an egotist?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes. (To audience) My name is Dr Leonard Hofstadter, and I could never please my parents so I need to get all my self-esteem from strangers like you. But he’s worse." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, that is it. (Tries to explode brain again.)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You cannot blow up my head with your mind." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then I’ll settle for an aneurysm." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You are not Isaac Newton." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, no that’s true, gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You cannot possibly be that arrogant." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You continue to underestimate me, my good man." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Look, if you weren’t happy with my presentation then maybe you should have given it with me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As I have explained repeatedly, unlike you, I don’t need validation from lesser minds. No offence." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Really, so why did you come?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because I knew you’d screw this up." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You could have offered me a ride home." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re lucky I didn’t run you over." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I really don’t understand what you’re so unhappy about, you begged me to come, I came, there’s just no pleasing you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re right, I’m the problem, I’m the one that needs help." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well that’s not much of an apology, but I’ll take it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Excuse me. Is there anything you’d like to apologise for?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. I’m sorry I tried to blow up your head. It was uncalled for." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Best time of my life." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Isn’t it five thirty in the morning there?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-oh, hang on." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you in danger?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Of course not." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Me neither. But I just had a tickle in my throat, not profound marital problems." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I suppose so." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, my turn. Let me talk to him." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Go ahead." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "2311 North Los Robles Avenue, Pasadena, California to International Space Station. Can you read me? Over. (Makes static noise)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, sure." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go do work that promises significant results, as opposed to what you do, which does not. Yeah, you heard me." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Would you pass the mustard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure. Hey, want to hear a fun fact about mustard?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is it that the glucosinolates which give mustard its flavour were evolved by the cabbage family as a chemical defence against caterpillars?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, that was fun. Good for you, Leonard." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey, that’s my shirt." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This one is, too." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, no, that’s not mine. It has a big spot on it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I believe she’s experiencing her menses." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, that is so nice." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ow, it does hurt." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This should be fun." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Half chocolate, half vanilla, side by side, not swirled?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Maybe. We enter the dungeon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You see a dragon." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s a game that I just invented, in which the participants answer physics questions in remedial Spanish. Um, ¿Dónde está el boson de Higgs?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "En el acelerador de particulares." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Bueno, mi amigo." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "See that? I just saved us forty bucks." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve long said, what you lack in academic knowledge you make up for in street smarts." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I see what you’re doing. You accept an invitation to a party at the home of my sworn enemy, he tells everyone we’re going to be there, and when we don’t show, he looks the fool. Fiendishly clever." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I was actually thinking about going." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And then declaring the party a fiasco and storming out, leaving him humiliated in front of his guests. Love it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I, I think I still have it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I did not get a clear answer. I’m gonna set this down now." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you know that, Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I did." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Guys." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do you know that the word wiener comes from the German name of the Austrian capital Vienna, or Wien?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you. And now I owe you one." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ow. That was your fault." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard’s right. We can’t just jump ahead. We have to watch the whole movie." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, this sucks." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry, I got bored and drifted off. Where exactly in the interaction did the sucking lie?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t understand." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He wants more money." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, it better not be more than a thousand dollars. That’s all I’ve got on me." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That must be him." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, of course. An nondescript, white panel van. You may be familiar with it from the sentence, their bodies were found in a nondescript, white panel van." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Perfect. Now we really are in a Mexican standoff. Is this one of those times where I’ve won the battle but lost the war?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Afraid so, Skippy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I told you we shouldn’t go shopping at night." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. Yeah, I’ve learned something today. You and I, in so many ways, other than intelligence and what counts, we’re the same. (Sneezes)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, but to make him leave, not to make him stay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Buda and Pest united to form Budapest. And that’s why Budapest is the Budabest. Now." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wow, Donkey Kong. This, this was my game when I was a kid." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because it’s a story of a pretty blonde girl tirelessly pursued by a small, oddly-shaped man?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, because I liked it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, now, don’t get defensive. You’re oddly-shaped, but you got the girl." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dayaj’a’ (Do you understand them?)" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "ghobe’ (No.)" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Qu’vatlh (Damn it.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nirsh." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, this is ridiculous. Being upset about Amy all the time isn’t accomplishing anything. If I want to resolve this situation, then I need to take action." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I need a new woman in my life to ignore so I can hyper-focus on my work again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, I made French toast sticks." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "On oatmeal day?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Ah, I also made oatmeal." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ooh, that’s a lot of carbohydrates for a man on the prowl. You know what? You eat it. You’re married, it doesn’t matter what you look like." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Psst! Psst!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Will you all excuse me? Leonard is subtly signalling that he’d like to talk to me in private." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right. Be polite." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I know how to behave." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, sure." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m starting to think we’re never going to see that pizza." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, no, I got it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, yeah, yeah, he’s got it, and that’s not surprising. This is something I long ago came to peace with in my role as the beta male. Open it. (Leonard tries again. Then taps jar on counter. Jar breaks.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you laugh?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I fell on the floor. All right, he got you, you can get him back." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I refuse to sink to his level." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "She’s right, as long as you’re vomiting, coitus is contra-indicated." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you, Dr. Cooper." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re welcome, Dr. Hofstadter." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I give up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t guess. As a scientist I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation, although as I’m saying this it occurs to me you may have been employing a rhetorical device rendering my response moot." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A tribe of Abra-Comanches." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Flaming Spittoon. And for the record, I’m very disappointed in you cowpokes. We’re playing our inaugural round of Wild West and Witches, and I’m the only one who bothered to dress for the occasion. (Spits into a spittoon) Patooie." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait, excuse me, but it’s much more Christmassy than anything you’ve put on the tree." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here we go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "December 25, 1642, Julian calendar, Sir Isaac Newton is born. Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer. His birthday was moved to coincide with a traditional pagan holiday that celebrated the winter solstice with lit fires and slaughtered goats. Which, frankly, sounds like more fun than 12 hours of church with my mother followed by a fruitcake." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, we play Rock Band on our X-Box." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Nice motivational speech from our lead guitarist." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Actually, much better." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, good. Is the baby born yet?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know. I just got back." } ]