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[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, Barry, that’s enough." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, no, no, that’s okay. I can fight my own battles. Isn’t that right, Bawwy." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s that animal doing in our apartment?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, relax, she’s in her crate. She can’t get out." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I have two words for you, Jurassic Park. This day just keeps getting worse and worse." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There’s this guy, Jimmy Speckerman, who used to torment me in high school. He sent me a message through Facebook. He’s in town and wants to have drinks." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, Penny, if it were a game, here are your choices. An e-mail from an old acquaintance, or the head of one of the largest religious institutions in the world slam dunking to Sweet Georgia Brown. Pick." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, the holidays are just around the corner. Maybe he wants to see if he can lodge the other testicle up there." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Where were you that’s more important than Wii bowling night?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Actually, I was…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s a rhetorical question. There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, it’s just a video game. And we suck at it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Nice motivational speech from the team captain." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I just, I thought…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If I can interject here, obviously Leonard is concerned that his mother won’t approve of you as his mate." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You are, it’s just…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If I can interject again. Leonard comes from a remarkably high-achieving family, who have all chosen high-achieving partners. He probably feels that it’s doubtful that his mother will be overly impressed with his dating a woman whose most significant achievement is memorizing the Cheesecake Factory menu." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, thank you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m also really happy, but I can’t pretend it’s for you. New Star Wars in three days." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey, Thursday can’t get here soon enough. I’m taking off work to watch the original trilogy while I eat enough Star Wars cereal to choke a Wookiee." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You can’t replace me with Zack." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why not? Penny did it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I think what he’s trying to say is that maybe in high school you picked on me a little bit." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A little bit? The man Super Glued Hershey’s Kisses to your nipples." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It wasn’t fun for me." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re being too kind, Leonard. You ruined him." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s the one to beat. Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, if anything, I’m trying to get my Sheld-off." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, then it looks like we have a winner. Congratulations." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I must say, Leonard, when I first heard your idea for Giant Jenga, I was sceptical." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can’t blame you. Tiny Twister was a complete bust." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I was wrong. The looming threat of being crushed under a pile of lumber does add a certain spice. I’ve never felt so alive. (Answers door) Oh, hello, Alex. Uh, let me go get you last night’s recordings." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, Leonard, that’s actually a valid idea. Very good." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can you say that and not make it sound like I’m a cat who learned how to use the toilet?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. The two achievements are equally surprising and equally admirable, though if pressed, I’d have to give a slight edge to the cat. I’ll save you the pain and nervousness of waiting for the answer. I agree to be part of your project. Congratulations." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, that’s not acceptable. I mean, I’m her boss. She needs to be solely focused on my needs, not distracted by your pasty, androgynous brand of sexuality." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m androgynous?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, please. Look at you with your pouty bee-stung lips." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why is that funny? That’s just unhygienic." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s a joke." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t think so. I believe that a joke is a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist. For example, uh, Wolowitz’s mother is so fat that she decided to go on a diet, or exercise, or both. See? The twist is that people don’t usually change. Well, they don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "On purpose, not the way it used to happen in high school." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I was acting odd intentionally." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You can’t let this kid get to you. You always knew that someday someone would come along who was younger and smarter." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, but I assumed I would have been dead hundreds of years, and that there would be an asterisk by his name because he would be a cyborg." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I know, but you’re going to be a TV star and you haven’t left me yet. That takes guts." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know about you, but I’m very uncomfortable with all this." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This isn’t so bad." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s easy for you to say. Your chair’s not facing the lingerie section. Boy, that’s a lot of panties." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, given my history on the subject, t seems a little reckless to bring it up now." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You have no idea how much you inconvenience the lives of everyone around you. It’s exhausting." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know what? You think you’re so tolerant, but the truth is you’re mean to me a lot. Yeah, you think that I don’t notice all those sarcastic comments and those eye rolls, but I do. Hmm? I have excellent peripheral vision. On a good day, I can see my ears." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear Lord, they re-did the menu." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So what? It’s the same food." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, is it? Look at this. General Tso’s Chicken is no longer listed under specialties. It’s now under chicken." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And it’s gone." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, hello, everyone. I am happy to report I’m feeling much better." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good for you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My fever is gone, my sinuses are pressure-free, and my mucus is as clear as a Yosemite waterfall." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, why is it no longer a specialty? Did the chef lose confidence in the dish or himself? And look over here, shrimp in mobster sauce. What is mobster sauce?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s obviously a typo." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Perhaps. Perhaps this restaurant’s now a front for organized crime. For all we know, the mobster sauce contains actual chunks of deceased mobsters." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay. I don’t get it, you said make an effort, here I am making an effort." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello, Amy. It’s nice to see you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no, it will. See, by keeping my mind engaged, I’ll become more focused." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard’s right, that’ll never work." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Stop fighting me on the premise. It’s scientifically valid. I’m going to advance propositions, I just want you to challenge me." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It was a late-night vote. We were all exhausted, and he was threatening to filibuster. It’s not technically Road Trip God, it’s Travel Supervisor." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Although Road Trip God does have a certain ring to it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, he’s new at the zoo." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s a terrific book. I’ve distilled its essence into a simple flowchart that would guide me through the process." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know what? I feel uncomfortable engaging in a public display of affection while their relationship is strained." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Go ahead, it’s fine." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Bye." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s a little thing but you really do miss it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello, everyone. I brought my new friend, Barry Kripke, home for dinner." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You didn’t have to scoop vomit out of your glove compartment." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He is getting a lot of work done. He had a pretty interesting take on proton decay." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I’ve got butterflies." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t get soft on me, Hofstadter. I will slap those glasses right off your face." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So now you think you’re better than Isaac Newton? Oh, no wonder women don’t like you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re not being very nice." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What? He said he was fine." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes but the elevator’s been broken for two years." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve been meaning to ask you, do you think we should make a call about that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It was fourteen fifty, but it’s okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, good. Dinner’s here." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, ooh! And that makes Leonard angry." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, it doesn’t." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What, Leonard, please. I know an angry face when I see it. It’s this red frowny guy on my phone." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just… personal reasons." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My spidey-sense tells me this has something to do with Penny." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, the problem isn’t solved. He just blew us off." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve got it. He didn’t remember me because the last time we met I was in a Halloween costume." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "In any case, they’re asking me to fill in for him." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "In Switzerland or with the big-boobed weather girl?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I didn’t do it for the money." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "She stiffed you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, that shouldn’t be a problem, Venus is up during the day. They’re probably just all staring at the sky." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, what we need now is a tactical retreat. Did you see the episode of Stargate where they found themselves on a planet with a culture based loosely on Earth’s Athens and Sparta? Not important. Leonard, Raj and I are going to burst out the door and run away, Howard will cover us." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, I’m sorry." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’ll get ’em next time." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Oh, Lord, that multiplication error! He thought he carried the one. But he didn’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not funny. That mistake got published." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Stop! I’m going to wet myself!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s not that big a deal. You just go down to the court on Thursday and you pay the fine." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not going to pay a fine. That would imply I’m guilty." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, that’s a real pickle. Bye." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t worry. As your tertiary friend, I am prepared to step in and comfort you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, when can we get rid of it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re not." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What about the roommate agreement? It specifically states that any changes in furnishing have to be approved by the Furnishing Committee. Which only sits on alternate years. Yeah, and by the way, it sits over there." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, it’s always me, take one for the team." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I have spent years turning this lump of clay into an acceptable conduit for my will, and then you came along and reshaped him, with your newfangled ideas and your fancy genitals." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This place is terrific. Why. why have we never been here before?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The same reason we don’t do a lot of fun stuff. You." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s some smart talk from a guy who can’t even keep his face in focus. Where’s the bathroom?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He sounds like a sociopath." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We don’t know, his mother never had him tested." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re talking about me. Very funny. Although I would enjoy drawing up a budget and forcing Raj to adhere to it without an ounce of compassion." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t have a problem with your driving." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you listening to this? They deceive each other about everything." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, I just don’t think you’re gonna have a good time." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, well, get this, neither does Penny, that’s why she doesn’t want to go. You set ’em up, I knock ’em down, good job." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Unlikely. That’s a television show, Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course, if SkyNet actually did exist in the future, a perfect way to infiltrate and destroy mankind would be to send Terminators back posing as actors who have played Terminators in popular films and television series, lulling us into a false sense of security, i.e., that’s Summer Glau from The Sarah Connor Chronicles. No, Summer, don’t kill me! I’m pro-robot! Ahh!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "At least he’s off the train crap." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Whee!" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, I’ve found the perfect solution. We get off the train at the next stop in Oxnard. We then take the 1:13 train back to Union Station. We take a cab back to the apartment, get my flash drive, and then race to San Luis Obispo, where, assuming the lights are with us and minimal traffic, we’ll meet the train." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve got a better idea." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you going to be sarcastic?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And it wasn’t when we were driving like this?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I would advise the three of you that resistance is futile. I have endless patience. I once spent two-and-a-half hours on hold with Hewlett-Packard customer service just to complain about their customer service." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Guys, please don’t make this a school project where I’m the smart kid doing all the work while the slackers sit back and watch." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We’re not. This time you’re the smart kid doing all the work while the even smarter kids sit back and watch." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well said, old chap. I thought eloquence had died, here it stands before us. Starting today, it’ll go Gettysburg Address, I have a dream, and what he just said." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, now he’s a genius? All you ever do is make fun of him and engineering." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, please. His mother just died." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re being ridiculous." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, so are you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey, you already ruined Thor, give it a rest." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So I’m just supposed to be okay with you hogging all the credit?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I didn’t hog anything. Unlike you and that weird lasagna with raisins in it." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Slowly, like putting a new fish in a tank. You don’t just drop it in, you let the bag sit in the water a while." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The horror!" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Something’s wrong, I’m not getting any gas. Anybody know anything about internal combustion engines?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hold on. You honestly expect me to believe that social protocol dictates we break our backs helping Wolowitz move, and then he only need buy us a pizza?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m sorry, that really is how it works." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re tricking me. You tell me the truth, what do we get?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t want to talk about it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But I sense you’re going to and I don’t want to hear about it. Excuse me." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh-huh, I’m normally very nice, but you shut up, too." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, what are you in for?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed it will not go through both slits. If it’s unobserved it will, however, if it’s observed after it’s left the plane but before it hits its target, it will not have gone through both slits." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Agreed, what’s your point?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s no point, I just think it’s a good idea for a tee-shirt." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I don’t think I can do this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What, are you kidding? You’re a semi-pro." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. We are committing genetic fraud. There’s no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high IQ offspring, think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s just not a good time." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard has a lady over." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Maybe it’s because I’m not an elitist. What I’d like to know is, how does this gravity wave breakthrough help the man on the street? You know? Who’s looking out for Joe six-pack and all his quantum physics concerns?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, my God, you’re jealous." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why would I be jealous?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve never played that before." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey, now, wait. Have we started? Do I drink? What is happening?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I’ll go. Never have I ever been arrested." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So I drink." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, it’s not across the hall." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s it. I’m in breach of my security clearance. I’m going to prison. And you know what happens to people like me in prison. I’ll be forced to be some large man’s tutor." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Quantum physics makes me so happy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, I’m glad." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s like looking at the universe naked. (Shivers)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That doesn’t work any more. He just thinks I’m taking him to the doctor. So, now that you’re no longer invested in string theory, what are you gonna pursue?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, there are so many exciting areas. Black holes, dark matter." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Just roll the clip. (On voiceover) So tell us in your own words about that magical moment when Fun with Flags was born." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I honestly don’t remember." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sure you do. I was telling you both the story about how Haiti and Lichtenstein discovered they had the same flag. It was at the Summer Olympics of 1936, and two plucky nations…" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, please, don’t do that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. They can’t just cancel a show like Alphas. You know? They have to help the viewers let go. Firefly did a movie to wrap things up. Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book. Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season till we were grateful it ended." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s true." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fair enough." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, look, how about this? Just give him my paper on the Higgs boson. If he sees the incredible breakthrough I’ve made, he’ll reach out to me." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What if he doesn’t?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He will, he’s really smart." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Gladly." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, good, go. You know, it’ll be nice to watch an episode without someone saying, I read the books, don’t get too fond of this character." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s not always because they die. In one case, it’s because they’ve become involved with underground tree people from the dawn of time. Yeah, but I won’t say who it is. It’s Brann." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, well, it’s not May the fifth, and it’s not May the third. It’s May the fourth." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Get it?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Very mature. You’re lucky I’m out of silly string. As I was saying, Leonard, you’ll never guess who I just found online. Professor Proton." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re kidding. He’s still alive?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That is very mature of you, so I’m gonna go ahead and say, suckah." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, back to learning." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can’t press any of the buttons with my gloves. Oh, son of a bitch!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Adversity is to be expected. Continue." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He doesn’t; he just likes looking at them. Bring a book." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Gentlemen. You may remember Dr. Nowitzki, She’s back at Caltech for her postdoc." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, maybe it’s good you got us talking about this stuff." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, look at that, even when I’m causing problems, I make the world a better place. Hey, next, why don’t we tackle your penchant for whining and Penny’s love of the ol’ glug-glug?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, I’m not sure, everyone keep an eye on Howard in case he starts to swell up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Since it’s not bee season, you can have my epinephrine." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Dammit man, we’re dying here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Goodbye, peasants." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She’s not Catwoman, she’s just a generic cat." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And that’s the kind of sloppy costuming which results from a lack of rules and competition." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I said animalistic. Of course we’re all animals, but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If he understands that, you’re in trouble." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s the only way we can play teams." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, but whoever’s her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience and not to mention that fact that sh…. (another explosion)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Take it, Raj. It’s more than I’ve ever gotten." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And may I point out she wouldn’t have asked me to go with her if you hadn’t been drunk and boring." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve had enough of your condescension. Maybe I didn’t go to college when I was eleven like you, maybe I got my doctorate at 24 instead of 16, but you are not the only person who is smarter than everyone else in this room. No offense. And I am clearly not the only person who is tormented by insecurity and has an ego in need of constant validation." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So you admit that you’re an egotist?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard? Leonard?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You realize you and I could become brothers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We’re not gonna be brothers. We’re not gonna be stepbrothers. Go to sleep." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I hope you’re right. ‘Cause a grown man living with his brother and his brother’s wife is weird." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Go to sleep." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. Do you think your father’s doing unspeakable things to my mother?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you saying that because the things are unspeakable?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Great. So you just let me know when you know. So… (she leaves) Oh God, I am the bad fish! What did I do wrong?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why are you asking me, I have no information about your interactions with Penny other than what you provided me, nor do I have any method of learning such things. (Runs away.)" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What do you mean, you’re moving out? Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There doesn’t have to be a reason." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, there kind of does." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not necessarily. This is a classic example of munchausen’s trilemma. Either the reason is predicated on a series of sub-reasons leading to an infinite regression, or it tracks back to arbitrary axiomatic statements, or it’s ultimately circular, i.e., I’m moving out because I’m moving out." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There doesn’t have to be a reason." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, there kind of does." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not necessarily. This is a classic example of munchausen’s trilemma. Either the reason is predicated on a series of sub-reasons leading to an infinite regression, or it tracks back to arbitrary axiomatic statements, or it’s ultimately circular, i.e., I’m moving out because I’m moving out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m still confused." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I don’t see how I could have made it any simpler." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That was fast." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag. Recommended by the department of homeland security. And Sarah Connor." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Where are you gonna live?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Until I find a permanent place I will stay with friends." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Paraffin candles may contain carcinogens. Unless lung cancer is the ambiance you were going for at your dinfast. Dinfast (rolls eyes) ." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but Priya’s gonna be calling any minute, so…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, yes, Priya. Leonard, you know I make a point of never interfering in your personal affairs." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, I’ve always admired that about you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As well you should. But I’m going to make an exception here." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes, I’ve always admired that about you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "As well you should. But I’m going to make an exception here." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, good." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Priya has moved back to India to pursue her law career. Instead of desperately trying to keep this intercontinental relationship alive, you could use that time to take up a hobby." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "A hobby?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. I read recently about a fellow in Kansas with an enormous ball of twine. I bet you could give him a run for his money." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s eight o’clock in the morning in Mumbai. How can she have dinner?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Fine, whatever. Priya will be having breakfast." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, so technically it’s not a dinner date. I suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date. But if you did, you’d open yourself to peer-based mocking, such as, Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That doesn’t sound like mocking." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You didn’t let me finish. Dinfast (rolls eyes) . Are those soy-based candles?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That doesn’t sound like mocking." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You didn’t let me finish. Dinfast (rolls eyes) . Are those soy-based candles?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know. Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Paraffin candles may contain carcinogens. Unless lung cancer is the ambiance you were going for at your dinfast. Dinfast (rolls eyes) ." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but Priya’s gonna be calling any minute, so…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, yes, Priya. Leonard, you know I make a point of never interfering in your personal affairs." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I don’t know" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I know. As I’m sure you’re aware…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If that’s Morse code, that’s terrible. As I was saying, you and Leonard had a disappointing sexual encounter. Earlier this evening, Leonard characterized it as just fine. So what you’re seeing here is a continuation of the mocking that followed." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Now, forgive me for eavesdropping, but as I see it, there’s a simple solution." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wake up, wake up, wake up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Bring Penny to meet Mandy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What? Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, right now, Penny’s imagination is running wild, but if they meet, that will eliminate the mystery and alleviate her fears. Like when that Sparkletts guy let me look under his eye patch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, first of all, you made that guy cry." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And we learned that you don’t need an eyeball to do that." } ]