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[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Happy Thanksgiving." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It smells wonderful. Is anyone slaving away in the kitchen? Because I, too, know…" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Action." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Welcome back. Our guest today is a returning fan favourite. He puts the reading in your rainbow, the Geordi in your La Forge, and the Kunta in your Kinte, Mr. LeVar Burton." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "That was great. Rub my chest again. (Knock at door)" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. I need to get you down for a nap. And for some reason, that VapoRub gets you all fired up. (Opens door)" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, it’s not. I’ve seen things. Lady things." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Listen to me. That is not the way they usually look." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Doesn’t matter. This is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. It’s some kind of dirty magic show." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Ooh, the philharmonic is playing Beethoven downtown." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Before you say yes, it’s not the movie about the big dog." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He’s still mad." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Stop enjoying their fight." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You first." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "It really can." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right. Nothing about this is fun. No one wants to talk about flags, and I haven’t spoken in over ten minutes, so, enjoy your new show, Internet. Dr. Amy Farrah Flower present with." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "‘Sup? My apologies. I would’ve been here sooner, but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I saved you a dumpling." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, your concern for me is touching. It will serve you well when you take me to the dentist tomorrow." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. Sorry to disappoint you, but Amy pointed out that you were only trying to manipulate me." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Which you also figured out by yourself." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Which I also figured out by myself." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sarcasm?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay. That was tricky, ’cause when it comes to alcohol, she generally means business." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Thank you. Acquiring a joint pet is a big step for us." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. It’s true. It means that we care so much about each other, there’s enough left over for an eight-ounce reptile." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Told you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And that’s exactly what I did. I found a lot of someones." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Almost 200. Many of them on purpose." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And now we’re going to turn it over to you, the viewers, to call in and share your favourite Fun with Flags moments." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Fine." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, thanks, you’re a peach. Beverly, we’ll catch up soon. Bernadette, it was a pleasure as always, Penny, you have spinach in your teeth." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Okay, Mary." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, that doesn’t work for me, let’s stay with Mrs. Cooper." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, it was going to be mine." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you for the invitation, but I have to decline because it doesn’t sound like something I’ll enjoy." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Is this true?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Apparently, a semi-incestuous Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown didn’t count." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Is he always like this when he loses?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, yes. You should’ve been here for the great Jenga tantrum of 2008." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "What do you think?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know. What if living together kills the romance?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You just got off the list. Would you like back on it? This’ll just take a moment. It’s on a five and a quarter inch floppy." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "A floppy disk?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I started the list when I was nine." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We’ll take some Funyuns." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Anything else?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Some York Peppermint Patties, a couple of Dr. Peppers, and run to Best Buy and see if they have a portable DVD player and season one of a show called Hannah Montana." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Why are you speaking Klingon?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why are you speaking English?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How is it I can conceptualize a methodology of examining dark matter in the universe but can’t figure out how to fix a novelty squirt flower?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I think the real question is, why do you waste your time with cheap, childish pranks?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s probably a deep reason. Which I’d be happy to discuss with you over some peanut brittle in a can." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excuse me." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Where are you going?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t do this. And for your information, Leonard, the upper flermin doesn’t grow between my shoulder blades, it grows out of the belly button on my neck." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "It says here you can get an annulment if any of the following conditions are met. Were you unable to consummate the marriage?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hah!Penny? Next." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "What happened?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I tried to let go of anger and threw a rock into my foot." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Thank you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, now, what about our 3-D chess set?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know. I just got back." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Where’d you go?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My mother asked me to get some towels. I took advantage of the vague request and went to Bed, Bath & Beyond. (Scream from other room) Excuse me, I’m on the phone. So rude." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, without objection, the minutes of the previous date are considered read and agreed to. Any new business?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "How was your day?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Superb. This morning I made a palindrome with my Alpha-Bits. Nice hat, Bob Tahecin." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "What do you think?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A machine that reads emotions is intriguing. It could help me be a more considerate friend." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "You have an engagement ring?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "When did you get an engagement ring?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My mother gave it to me, and I had been thinking about giving it to you, but then we broke up." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "When I was six, they told me Batman was coming to my party. I waited by the door for hours. Closest thing to Batman I saw was when a robin flew into the window." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You realize none of those things would happen now?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I do, but why do you care if I celebrate my birthday at all?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Okay, so how do you feel about party balloons?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, Mylar balloons, yes. Latex balloons, no. Water balloons, I will jump off the roof and aim for your car." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "You really can’t remember anything?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m trying." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, cell service is down to one bar, so if anyone needs medical attention or to tell a stranger their political views are stupid, now’s the time." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Have you ever been off the grid before?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Once. The battery ran out on my phone. I had to wait for my iPad to turn on." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s actually not bad advice. You know, I didn’t seek out string theory. It just hit me over the head one day." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "How does that happen?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A bully chased me through the school library and hit me over the head with the biggest book he could find." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "What are you looking at?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Comments from our Behind the Flags retrospective. Get this, people are calling it the longest one yet." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, thank you, but for the record, I’m an excellent dancer. Proficient in the rumba, waltz and cha-cha." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t see why that’s surprising. I excel at so many things. You’ve had my sourdough bread." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s complicated." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "String theory is complicated. That’s just yucky. Don’t get any ideas. All right, for the sake of argument, let’s say that’s true. Why doesn’t Penny just end the relationship?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "She’s not sure how she feels." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How can she not be sure how she feels? You know, when I have a feeling, I know it. Trains? Love them. Swordfish? I love them, too. They’re fish with a sword for a nose." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Amy?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Please leave me out of this." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. Leonard, there’s no need for you to pretend to like me anymore." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "No, we’re sorry. We never should have been comparing relationships in the first place." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why? We won. You know, I say, next, we take on Koothrappali and his dog. Really give ourselves a challenge." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Your mother thinks you might be losing your mind over me. As a neurobiologist, I was curious." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, rest assured, I am in full possession of my faculties." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’ll agree to that only if you’ll stipulate that 80% of our difficulties were caused by you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ll go as high as 40." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Sixty-five." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Done. You understand that moving forward, we deal with the fact that my mother does not approve of you?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I do. I find being cast in the role of bad girl oddly titillating." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Would you like to see my cats?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I would. I love cats. They’re the epitome of indifference." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ah, then you may find Zazzles a little cloying." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I think we should see other people." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, as a male, I have an evolutionary drive to perpetuate my DNA. Restricting myself to a single partner is against my nature." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "We sleep together once a year. You want other partners?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t blame me. Blame your pal, biology. He’s the pervert pulling the strings here." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello, I’m Dr. Sheldon Cooper." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "And I’m Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And welcome to the first on location episode of Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present…" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Despite recent events, I do consider our experiment in cohabitation to have been positive." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Are you saying you’d like to live with me?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m open to the possibility." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend, so sky’s the limit." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Look, look, here I am standing next to the incubator. Uh, here is a microscopic view of the cells." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do we really have to go to Mrs. Wolowitz’s house?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "We do. And I expect you to be on your best behaviour." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Now I know how the African slaves felt. Being dragged from their homes to labour under the yoke of the white man." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Are you honestly comparing Thanksgiving dinner at Wolowitz’s mom’s with one of the greatest tragedies in the history of mankind?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "He wore me down. And I was distracted, he has on extra baby powder today." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is he okay?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’ve always wanted to do a traditional Victorian Christmas. Parlour games, goose and figgy pudding." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ugh. English pudding. You get yourself all excited for pudding, and here comes a cake with raisins in it. I’m not going." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You’re going." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why do you hate me?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I don’t hate you. I love you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, you call it love, but it has a lot of raisins in it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I will be Uncle Dr. Cooper." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "How come you never said she was pregnant?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I never told you about my brother’s kidney stone. You want to hear about everything that comes out of my family’s genitals?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I rented one of those carts, pushed him toward the open door and just let inertia take care of the rest." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "So, while we’re at your mother’s house, it might be a good time to tell her that we’re living together." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do we have to? I really don’t want to hear the religious lecture." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Maybe there won’t be one." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s always one. She gave it to my sister about her boyfriend, my brother about his girlfriend, my father about his girlfriend. That one had some un-Christian words in it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do we have to? I really don’t want to hear the religious lecture." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Maybe there won’t be one." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s always one. She gave it to my sister about her boyfriend, my brother about his girlfriend, my father about his girlfriend. That one had some un-Christian words in it." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, she likes me. You know, there’s a chance she might be okay with it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Eh, I don’t know. I am her precious little boy. And you did take my flower." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey, how’s life with your baby?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Really? You’re never gonna touch their baby?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "To this day I’ve never touched Stuart." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "She’s right. But say the word, I got a lab full of cocaine-addicted monkeys with nothing to lose. One of them could end up in the backseat of her car. Or her shower." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ladies, ladies, please. We’re not here to talk about Penny, okay? We’re here to talk about me. Uh, I mean Einstein Von Brainstorm. Oh, darn it! All right, I guess the cat’s out of the bag. Let me explain what’s going on. Ricardo is really Leonard." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Are we talking about women wanting penises? Because I’d like to weigh in." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dr. Koothrappali, would you care to join the conversation?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "No, we discussed it. We decided we didn’t want to jeopardize our relationship by getting to know each other too well." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Indeed. Nothing sours a friendship more than over-familiarity with someone’s toilet routine." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Me, too. Out of deference to them, let’s not flaunt our happy relationship." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You have a keen insight into the human heart, Amy Farrah Fowler." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m gonna opt out of that one, too." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Who said I even want to be engaged to him? And if I do, I, I don’t need your hand-me-downs." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, all right, look, l, let’s all, let’s remain calm and analyse this situation. Now, I realize that you’ve only known each other for less than a day, but is it possible this crankiness is because your cycles have synced?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Look, I know you both feel bad about being alone, but sometimes the best thing you can do is take a little time for yourself, especially when you just got out of a relationship." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Speaking of ending relationships, when British Honduras became Belize, they designed a new flag with a tree on it, and I would like to hang myself from that tree." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Really? Because she doesn’t actually want to go. She’s just doing it to make him happy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So they’re both trying to make each other happy, and the end result is they make each other sad? That’s hilarious. I can’t wait to tell them." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "No, you’re not gonna tell them anything. You’re gonna stay out of it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Because it’s between them." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, if you haven’t noticed, I’ve been between them for the last ten years." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Because you don’t want her to go to Comic-Con." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This is an interesting way to stay out of it." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "And if you don’t start treating me better, I’m leaving you for a miniature horse breeder named Armin." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Armin who?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I wonder what changed her mind." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Perhaps your talk of my sexual prowess renewed her faith in love." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Okay. My turn. Um, never have I ever completely rocked my girlfriend’s world in bed." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Amy." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, we’re about to go live, everyone on their A-game, good energy. Hello. I’m Dr. Sheldon Cooper." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "And I’m Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And welcome to a special retrospective, where we will take a look back at the history of Fun with Flags on an episode we’re calling…" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "You smell like baby powder." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s talc. But as that’s a primary ingredient of baby powder, I understand your confusion." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Oh, I’m not confused at all. You’re like a sexy toddler." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know how to process that." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Sure, his mom gets roses. When I want them, they’re a bouquet of severed plant genitals." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You act like I didn’t get you that mushroom log on Valentine’s Day." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Wait, now I’m just some lousy maid of honour?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey, good news, I just got off the phone with my mother. She is coming to the wedding." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Look at all these people in love. It kind of gets you thinking, doesn’t it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It does, indeed. Leonard, is it awkward being here with Penny given that you recently proposed to her?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "At our committee meeting, Amy made a motion for a picnic in a park, but I tacked so many amendments on that thing it sank like a lead balloon." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I then suggested a pub." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, which I was initially sceptical of until I saw online that they serve Yorkshire pudding." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, I am very disappointed that I won’t be able to celebrate Howard’s accomplishment tonight." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Me, too. But we’ll see him tomorrow." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, it’s just that in all the years I’ve known him, he’s never had the opportunity to receive my admiration. I was excited to see the look on his face when it finally happened." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Shall we?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I guess this is it." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, that’s it. For the next five weeks, we are officially living together." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I guess the experiment begins." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "On the count of three. One, two…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait. I’m a little concerned. Blueberries are rich in antioxidants." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Cornucopia. What a mellifluous word." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Let’s make that our word of the day." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Agreed. And we’ll use mellifluous tomorrow." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I have to void my bladder. It was nice spending this time with you." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Wait. I have a request." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’d like you to meet my mother." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I see. Can I get back to you on that?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Certainly. Good night." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good night. (Closing laptop, and running down stairs in panic) L eonard, Leonard, Leonard," } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Please keep this channel clear for emergencies. Thank you." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m going to the vending machine. Do you want anything?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "This is a simulation. We have to survive on the supplies we brought." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "As you may notice, just one of the changes around here is our new house band." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Who haven’t learned their place yet." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "We’re also coming to you live from a different apartment." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dr. Fowler and I began an experiment in living together after her apartment became water damaged. This is our friend Penny’s place. You may remember her from our episode, Flags and the People Who Don’t Understand Them." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yes. And so far, we’re still not getting our money’s worth. Let’s try it again. Everybody’s having fun. And action." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, Wil, what do you have for us first?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Food’s here." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excellent. I’m very hungry. Speaking of which, what’s going on with your apartment?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Oh, uh, they’re still working on it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Interesting. Very interesting." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "<i>She went into labor an hour ago." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "That’s wonderful. So you’re at the hospital?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, she chose to have a home birth because she wants to live in the Stone Age and a cave wasn’t available." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Hmm. Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actualhuman conversation?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We can, but thanks to Steve Jobs, we don’t have to." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Give me a minute. I’m gonna go wash up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, that’s odd. We both washed up when we came in. It’s probably a euphemism for urination." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Welcome to Texas." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "They haven’t said. Anyway, we, uh, we also have some exciting news to share." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, wait, wait, shouldn’t we just eat? You know, I mean, God did take time out of his busy schedule to bless these Sloppy Joes." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s easy for you to say. Your chair’s not facing the lingerie section. Boy, that’s a lot of panties." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You guys comfy? This might take a while." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t understand why women insist on making a big production out of buying clothes." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’ll call you when we get to the hotel." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And if they have any of those tiny bottles of shampoo?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Sweet!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why are you waving a white flag?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m surrendering to fun." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Now, today’s episode of Fun with Flags is not fun, but it is important. Flags: you gotta know how to hold ’em, you gotta know how to fold ’em. Let’s start by identifying the parts of our flag. This edge is the hoist, and it’s used to…" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Actually, we met online." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Our-our first date was at a coffee shop." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Although, unlike your date, she actually showed up. Oh, he looks sad again." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What is it?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, your birthday’s coming up, and you’ve never let us celebrate it, and I was hoping maybe this year we could." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I suppose that’s a discussion we could have." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I think we’re gonna go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you sure? We were making fun of failed careers. We didn’t get to tap the juicy vein that is Howard’s." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I hope everything’s okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I wonder what they’re talking about." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Ooh, Science Center. Redeeming. Let’s go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well played, Amy Farrah Fowler. Let me get my coat. (Whip sound) Oh, grow up, Leonard." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hysterical." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m glad you talked me into this. We work so hard, sometimes, it’s nice to goof off and do something silly." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Agreed. Wait till you hear how he dumbs down Werner Heisenberg for the crowd. You may actually believe you’re in a comedy club." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Here’s your tea." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh. Do not sneak up on a guy when he’s sitting on a log." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You know, if you really want to be in nature, why don’t we rent a cabin?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Look, I’m sorry, when did you even get here? I…" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "We could all go for the weekend. It’ll be fun." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excuse me. Here, look up fun, get back to me." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "See? It was fine. I didn’t need a time-out." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "It wasn’t a time-out. Let’s get some food." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You made me sit on the stairs and think about what I did." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Let’s box it up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Let’s box it up." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, it sounds like a nice night. We should go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wine again? Yeah, no, thank you. I like my grapes the old-fashioned way, in a juice box." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, I’m going. You couldn’t stop me from getting a massage at the mall, and you’re not stopping me now." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I shouldn’t have to see my girlfriend get groped in public by another man." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s so nice both of your moms are coming in to see you guys get an award." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, my mother’s been there for every honour I’ve won since I beat out my twin sister for the did it on the potty trophy. How does this look?" } ]