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[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Uh, no. He, he just means that you were the first people we thought of." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, exactly. We’ve never thrown a brunch before, and I wanted to work out all the kinks." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dr. Fowler and I began an experiment in living together after her apartment became water damaged. This is our friend Penny’s place. You may remember her from our episode, Flags and the People Who Don’t Understand Them." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "So, in the spirit of cohabitation, the theme of today’s episode is flags of two regions coming together as one. Such as the flag of St. Kitts and Nevis." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, let’s roll up our sleevis and get to know Nevis. (Drumroll) Well, I, I like that, but next time check with me." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Your neurology department loaned me a culture of prions for my research on bovine spongiform encephalopathy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "She popped by to borrow a cup of mad cow disease." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I think he might be right. Also, who is that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I have to admit, leaving you to move in with Amy has been harder than I thought it would be." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Say, Betsy Ross, what you working on?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I have no idea. Because the story of me sewing the first American flag is unsupported poppycock." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Then who did sew it, hmm?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t ask me. I’m just a simple seamstress whose descendants are out to make a quick buck." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fancy a dip, my dear?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I do." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wait, that purple flag indicates that marine pests, such as jellyfish, are present." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Wow, that flag is a lifesaver." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. This is. Stop looking at my legs." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "How was your day?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Superb. This morning I made a palindrome with my Alpha-Bits. Nice hat, Bob Tahecin." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Sounds like you hit the ground running. I have a bit of good news myself. My most recent paper on how a cooperative long-term potentiation can map memory sequences in dendritic branches made the cover of Neuron." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ooh! Speaking of good news, somebody just hit 100 Twitter followers." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Sounds like you hit the ground running. I have a bit of good news myself. My most recent paper on how a cooperative long-term potentiation can map memory sequences in dendritic branches made the cover of Neuron." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ooh! Speaking of good news, somebody just hit 100 Twitter followers." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "That’s nice. Anyway, I’ve been dreaming of this day for a long time." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, me, too. Triple digits, I’m not gonna lie, feels pretty good." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t know about you, but I’m very uncomfortable with all this." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve never seen this show before and now I’m starting with episode 246? It’s unnatural." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Just think of the first 245 as the prequel." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello. I’m Dr. Sheldon Cooper, and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents Fun with Flags. Over the next 52 weeks, you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Hang on, Dr. C. What’s vexillology?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Vexillology is the study of flags." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Cool. I think I just learned something." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you have fun doing it?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Hang on, Dr. C. What’s vexillology?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Vexillology is the study of flags." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Cool. I think I just learned something." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you have fun doing it?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’ll say." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fun and information are two sides to this video podcast, not unlike the only two-sided state flag, Oregon. Oh, look. Hello, Mr. Beaver. In future episodes, we’ll answer some burning questions. What’s the only non-rectangular flag? What animal appears most often on flags? What animal appears second most often on flags? And more." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s amazing a machine can do that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. Now, when the robots rise up, they’ll know that I’ve been rooting for them the whole time." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "For someone who has a machine that can travel anywhere in time and space, Doctor Who sure does have a thing for modern-day London." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Careful, it’s that kind of sass that can get a person uninvited to this year’s Who Con." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "See if you guys can guess this one. Bang. Splat. Thud." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How many trains have you been on?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "And then they finish it off by staring into each other’s eyes for four minutes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, that’s nonsense. I proclaimed my love for you. And the last time I looked into your eyes was when you thought you had conjunctivitis." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, okay, you can stop trying to make this about our relationship." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Which is stronger than ever." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Which is stronger than ever. This is about you trying to change my environment, which was perfect the way it was." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "After much deliberation, we’ve determined that a turtle is the ideal pet. They don’t shed fur, they don’t make noise." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "For Halloween, we can dress him as a cobblestone." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah. And if he ever goes berserk, I know I can outrun him. Coincidentally, that’s also why I chose you as a roommate." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "All these bright people sitting around a table by candlelight. Feels like we could be an 18th century French salon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Indeed. Penny, a salon is a gathering where intellectuals entertained each other with sparkling conversations about issues of the day." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ba-dum-bump." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Say, I heard an interesting tidbit about Howard and Bernadette." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really, Amy? Gossip? I’m disappointed in you." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Now, now. Evolutionary biologist Robin Dunbar has identified gossip as an aid to social bonding in large groups." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Forgive my language, but poppycock." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Really, Amy? Gossip? I’m disappointed in you." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Now, now. Evolutionary biologist Robin Dunbar has identified gossip as an aid to social bonding in large groups." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Forgive my language, but poppycock." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "What if he’s right? And by not participating in gossip, society breaks down into small feral bands of tattooed motorcycle riders fighting to the death over the last few cans of tuna fish?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. In the parlance of the urban music scene, what’s the 4-1-1?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Let’s go over our emotional responses one last time." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Professor Tupperman is dead, and that makes us?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sad." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "The fact that there are so many people here tonight doesn’t make us cranky and claustrophobic. It makes us?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Glad." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Giving Mrs. Davis the box set of Roots was?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Bad. However…" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. Bad." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Maybe you could make your new field of study the calculation of nuclear matrix elements." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, please. If I wanted to take up a fad, I’d get a tramp stamp." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Mind you, when we say behind the flags, we don’t literally mean these flags. That’s just where we have dinner." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Now, I’m sure many of you are wondering how Fun with Flags began." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So let’s hear from some people who were there at the very start. How, Howard, flashback sounds." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Could have played that on my harp." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Just roll the clip. (On voiceover) So tell us in your own words about that magical moment when Fun with Flags was born." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, it is delicious. Physicist, baker, lover, what can’t I do?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, clearly mental tasks are not enough. Maybe you need to challenge your motor skills." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "For the last time, I am not having a tickle fight with you." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I was proposing you massage your muscles with your own hands." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Still sounds like a lot of unnecessary touching." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Trust me. With your right hand, locate the spot where the scapula meets the acromion process." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Now push your third finger along the ridge of the shoulder blade, making a small rotation as you do so." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Rotating." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You should feel a small node-like object rolling back and forth along the bone." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You mean the myofascial point?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Now push your third finger along the ridge of the shoulder blade, making a small rotation as you do so." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Rotating." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You should feel a small node-like object rolling back and forth along the bone." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You mean the myofascial point?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Obviously. Now bear down on it like the seventh grade noogies we all know too well." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear Lord, yes, yes, oh, yes! Amy, I’ve never been touched like this before! Oh! Oh, my hands are magic!" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "You should feel a small node-like object rolling back and forth along the bone." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You mean the myofascial point?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Obviously. Now bear down on it like the seventh grade noogies we all know too well." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear Lord, yes, yes, oh, yes! Amy, I’ve never been touched like this before! Oh! Oh, my hands are magic!" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Don’t flatter yourself. Your hands are blunt tools guided by my knowledge of the nervous system. I could just as easily have paralyzed you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s someone at my door." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I must say, Amy, I was very impressed to see that Bernadette got her PhD." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s indeed admirable. Although, it is microbiology." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Your doctorate is in neurobiology. I fail to see the distinction." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s indeed admirable. Although, it is microbiology." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Your doctorate is in neurobiology. I fail to see the distinction." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’ll make it simple for you. I study the brain, the organ responsible for Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony. Bernadette studies yeast, the organism responsible for Michelob Lite. Is there something wrong with your neck?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s a little stiff. What a remarkably fragile structure to support such a valuable payload. Not unlike balancing a Faberge egg on a Pixie Stick." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Amy, may I please have a moment of privacy to speak with my roommate?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "We’re in a moving car. What do you expect me to do? Stick my fingers in my ears?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I was thinking put your head out the window like a dog, but that’ll work. Please? This’ll be quick. Leonard? As soon as we get home, I want to have coitus with Amy. Okay, she can’t hear. The reason I called you is because I didn’t want Amy to know I couldn’t make it on my own." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "But you did do it. So what if it didn’t all go your way? That’s what makes it an adventure." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s a good point. You know, I’m a lot like Gandalf the Grey. He fought the Balrog and emerged stronger than ever as Gandalf the White. I was robbed of my phone and pants, and I, too, came back stronger. And whiter, too, ’cause I wasn’t in direct sunlight for six weeks." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Amy, I don’t understand, are we broken up or not? It’s like you can’t make up your mind." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s because you’re not giving me any space to think." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, you should think fast, because men can sire offspring their entire lives, but those eggs you’re toting around have a sell-by date." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Big night? The winter solstice is a big night. It’s over 14 hours in Southern California." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "That’s an amusing factoid." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s better than hot, it’s binding." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If you’re free tomorrow night, I’d love to have you join us on a double date." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I told you, you can’t regulate every aspect of our lives." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can if you’d just roll over and accept your fate." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "That’s not true of all bars. Juice bars, for example." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh! Good point, Amy. Yeah, building on your premise, Leonard could frequent sushi bars, salad bars, oyster bars, the Apple Genius Bar, what are you doing?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Oh, they’re pretty. Thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Stuart, this is Bert from the Caltech geology lab, and this is Mrs. Petrescu from downstairs." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Don’t worry, it wasn’t terrible. Just, this time, try to say it the way people sound. And action." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My friend, Wil Wheaton." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I guess it’s okay. I’m sorry that I lied about my apartment." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s all right." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I can’t believe you head-butted a water fountain." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I went to punch the water fountain, slipped in water in front of the water fountain, and hit my head on the water fountain." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yeah, neither of us minored in bird-shooing." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, come now. Your undergraduate work must have included a varmints and critters class." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Come on, let’s talk about something other than the surgery." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s a good idea. Penny, did you and Leonard ever discuss funeral arrangements?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "So, no one’s gonna tell me? Okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I would like us to stop fighting about our possessions." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I know you don’t like it, but every time you do an interview, it raises the profile of the university. That translates to funding." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, well, I’m not just some trained monkey dancing for coins." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, I’m going to draw you a soothing bath. Where’s your bath thermometer?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I don’t have a bath thermometer." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. Then I’m going to draw you a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If you like raisins." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Thank you. And it’s figs." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh. Oh, in that case, it was pretty good." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Oh, you Heimliched a ball of wool out of me; you’re good." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, what do you say we exchange gifts?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, no, Shilly-Shally has red hair and, uh, he briefly served in the Mexican Navy. Anyway, despite the fact that he has a girlfriend, Shilly-Shally has been the recipient of inappropriate workplace flirtations from a young lady." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s your assistant Alex, isn’t it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No. No. No. This is Tondelaya della Ventimiglia." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Are you crazy? You know he’s a flight risk." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s exactly what I told him." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. Amy, I’d like to apologize. Your accomplishment was impressive. And I’m proud of you." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "We both know that’s your koala face." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I told you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, it certainly would be easier. You have no idea what it’s like to struggle with recognizing emotional cues." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m sure it’s extremely frustrating." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "And also a little sad." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Okay, now you’re just showing off." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, that’s fascinating. I can’t wait to read it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no, me as well. Uh, please e-mail it to Sheldon at bazinga dot biz. Why dot biz? Because I just gave you the business. And also bazinga dot com was taken." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I thought we were talking about the other thing." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You’re a coward." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, the evidence does support that." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I never want this day to end." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s feeling like it never will." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Come on." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "That’s not true." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That sounds like us. I still don’t understand why you’re upset. You solved every puzzle faster than all of the chimps." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "That’s what I said. Before I knew it, he pontificated his way right into my heart." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, fun fact, pontificate comes from the Latin word pontifex, which means bridge builder or Pope." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m so sorry." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Bert, I insist that you join us." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I would like to change mine. The pirate’s name was Peg-Leg Antoine. Now it’s completely different from Goonies." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "No, it’s not." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m surprised you would do that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I crossed in the middle of the street. And normally, I wouldn’t, but I saw an aggressive-looking Girl Scout, and it was the heart of cookie season. Anyway, there was a police officer, and he witnessed the whole thing." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What do you think I should do?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, you’ll always be an academic success, but I seriously question whether you’ll make any more friends." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t want any more, but let’s go." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, I get why he’s annoyed." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, then you don’t understand what’s happening. See, Leonard refused to participate in a mandatory quarterly roommate agreement meeting. This is what a generation raised on Bart Simpson looks like." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard. Oh, I’m so happy to see you." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Are you okay?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I’m fine. Why did you come?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "What do you mean, why did I come? You’re my boyfriend. I haven’t seen you in over a month. I just drove six hours to help you out. Don’t you have anything to say besides why did you come?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I do, but, I feel uncomfortable saying it out loud in front of these police officers." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uganda." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Defend." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses. A Central African power block is formed, colonizing North Africa and Europe. When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino. Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Correct. My turn." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument, on what does Scott Joplin play The Maple Leaf Rag?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Tuned bayonets." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Defend." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Isn’t it obvious?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re right. My apologies." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "That was rude." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He does it all the time. He’s a cornucopia of social awkwardness." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Cornucopia. What a mellifluous word." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Let’s make that our word of the day." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Agreed. And we’ll use mellifluous tomorrow." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I have to void my bladder. It was nice spending this time with you." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Wait. I have a request." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’d like you to meet my mother." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I see. Can I get back to you on that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m struggling with the thought of leaving my old bedroom." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Can it be more of an internal struggle?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I need to see it. While I’m gone, don’t breathe on my pillow." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "How about if I just don’t breathe at all?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s my girl. What on earth? What is going on?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "You’re making me worry. What’s going on?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s going on is we’re about to go to a prom. And there’s a great deal of pressure on young couples like us to engage in what Mr. Bob Eubanks called making whoopee." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "What pressure? All I said was you look handsome. Can you please open the door?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s not just that. Leonard and Penny also made comments about it. And I’m not blind. Even I looked twice when I saw my posterior in these tuxedo pants." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, this isn’t for Leonard, no. Amy bought it for me." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Stubbed his toe on the revolving door on the way in." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know those confounded things make me dizzy." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Who told you to keep going around?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There was a large plant in the lobby. It kept looking like the outside." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "We’re ignoring the fins, okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah. And I don’t understand why you’re taking her side. By being my girlfriend, she’s saying you’re a weirdo, too." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I don’t think that’s what she’s saying." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "That’s exactly what she was saying." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Can you believe my mother thinks we’re both strange?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s a cucumber in my water." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Uh-huh." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Do they know it’s there? I mean, should I tell somebody?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "It’s there on purpose. It’s refreshing." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Interesting. The world’s most boring liquid and the world’s most boring vegetable, but you put ’em together and bleugh." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Bye." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Bye." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’ll miss you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, I’ll miss you too." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’ll miss you more." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, if x equals the amount that you’ll miss me, then I’ll miss you x plus one." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Cool. I think I just learned something." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you have fun doing it?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’ll say." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fun and information are two sides to this video podcast, not unlike the only two-sided state flag, Oregon. Oh, look. Hello, Mr. Beaver. In future episodes, we’ll answer some burning questions. What’s the only non-rectangular flag? What animal appears most often on flags? What animal appears second most often on flags? And more." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Sweet!" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why are you waving a white flag?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Okay, I’m looking at the first picture." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You are happy?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yes. I’m looking at puppi" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aw. Somebody’s ignoring their tiny needle teeth, but all right." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Oh, well, you know, now, now that I’m hearing it, it does sound familiar." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How could it? I never told you, and you never bothered to ask." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, now I know." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, maybe I don’t like you either." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You have to like each other. Well, we have a 4:30 reservation at Applebee’s." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I think I should leave." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But why? Other than you two fighting, we’re having such a good time." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve invented a science joke, would you like to hear it?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Sure." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "How many?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Who cares? He stole the idea and doesn’t deserve his own joke." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Is that really true?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Of course, that’s how you know it’s a good joke. It not only entertains, it informs." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m just gonna push all the buttons." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Raj, now, I’m sorry you’re suffering. When Amy and I were broken up, I also suffered. And this may sound surprising, but I’m grateful for having gone through it." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Really?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. I believe our relationship now is stronger than ever." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "So do I." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "When, when we were apart, I learned how important you are to me. And I realize that when two people are in love, sometimes they…" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Is it kung pao chicken?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Brown rice, not white rice?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yes." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Spicy mustard from the Korean deli?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yes. I did good, right?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes. Amy, are you worried that us living together will take the mystery out of our relationship?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, why would you?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Oh, and, uh, check this out. I took the liberty of scripting a new outgoing voice mail message for both of us." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello. This is Sheldon." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "And this is Amy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We’re not home right now." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, but we don’t have to debate this. We’re scientists. We can conduct our own research. I propose that we imprison two street people and…" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You didn’t even let me finish." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Forget it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "So, you can experiment on all the apes you want. But I want to manipulate the emotions of two captive human beings, suddenly I’m the monster." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Can you please just tell me why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine. As you know, I have a twin sister with whom I obviously share a birthday. Every year we’d have a party. No one I invited would ever come, because they didn’t like me." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m sorry." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, that part wasn’t so bad. I didn’t like them, either. But then I’d inevitably spend the whole day being tortured by my sister’s friends." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I was going to make you red zinger, but since Mars is the red planet, I went with peppermint." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Why do you even want to do this?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Actually, as part of the application, I was required to make a short video answering that very question. You want to see it?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Can’t you just tell me?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But I made a video." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "You ready to go?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All set." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "What’s that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "A housewarming gift for Raj." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Well, a bunch of fake snakes better not spring out of it, ’cause that was a lousy anniversary present." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s nothing like that. I just, I thought about Raj’s situation, and I had a change of heart. You know, and regarding your gift, you said surprise me, and, boy, did I. Hello." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "You know, if you really want tenure, maybe you should cozy up to the people making the decision." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Sheldon Cooper does not do cozy." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You don’t say." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to know who’s on the committee. Let’s see. Oh, Janine Davis. Oh, dear." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Is that a problem?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well…" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Even you. You’re a slave." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’d you do, delete your photo?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Go." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fine." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "And don’t you slam that door." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aw, man." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "My burps taste like cranberry juice." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And there’s your answer." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Would you like to come in for a nightcap?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If you’re referring to the beverage, you know I don’t drink. If you’re referring to the hat you don while wearing a nightshirt and holding a candle, I have one." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I have yoo-hoo." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s hard to say no to yoo-hoo. The name literally beckons." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Make yourself comfortable." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. Is someone smoking?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Oh, that’s just Ricky." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You own a smoking monkey?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "I have yoo-hoo." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s hard to say no to yoo-hoo. The name literally beckons." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Make yourself comfortable." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. Is someone smoking?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Oh, that’s just Ricky." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You own a smoking monkey?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Don’t be silly. He’s one of the animals in my department’s nicotine addiction study." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s he doing here?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m giving him emphysema. The least I can do is let him hang out and watch cable." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Remarkable. Aren’t you worried about secondhand smoke?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. Is someone smoking?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Oh, that’s just Ricky." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You own a smoking monkey?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Don’t be silly. He’s one of the animals in my department’s nicotine addiction study." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s he doing here?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m giving him emphysema. The least I can do is let him hang out and watch cable." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Remarkable. Aren’t you worried about secondhand smoke?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "A little. The real danger is him biting my face off while I’m sleeping." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "is he deliberately blowing smoke at me?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Don’t be silly. He’s one of the animals in my department’s nicotine addiction study." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s he doing here?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I’m giving him emphysema. The least I can do is let him hang out and watch cable." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Remarkable. Aren’t you worried about secondhand smoke?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "A little. The real danger is him biting my face off while I’m sleeping." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "is he deliberately blowing smoke at me?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yeah. He’s kind of an ass." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. May I share something with you that’s troubling me?" } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "A little. The real danger is him biting my face off while I’m sleeping." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "is he deliberately blowing smoke at me?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yeah. He’s kind of an ass." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. May I share something with you that’s troubling me?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Of course. What’s rattling around that big bulbous brain of yours?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Priya has essentially nullified my roommate agreement with Leonard, making life in the apartment very uncomfortable for me." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "And you want me to kill her? Done." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, of course not." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Priya has essentially nullified my roommate agreement with Leonard, making life in the apartment very uncomfortable for me." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "And you want me to kill her? Done." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, of course not." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I trained Ricky how to smoke. I can train him to shoot a poison dart. No jury would convict us ’cause people love monkeys." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild, but I really need to talk to smart Amy now." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "And you want me to kill her? Done." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, of course not." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I trained Ricky how to smoke. I can train him to shoot a poison dart. No jury would convict us ’cause people love monkeys." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild, but I really need to talk to smart Amy now." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Excuse me. Have you considered that your intelligence might be the very thing causing your dilemma?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild, but I really need to talk to smart Amy now." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Excuse me. Have you considered that your intelligence might be the very thing causing your dilemma?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "What do you think Ricky over here would do if an interloper encroached on his territory?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display. That’s a little outside my comfort zone." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "What do you think Ricky over here would do if an interloper encroached on his territory?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display. That’s a little outside my comfort zone." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You’re being too literal. My point is, he would not meekly surrender to the rules, and neither should you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you suggesting I play dirty?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance through chasing, assault and a stylized penile display. That’s a little outside my comfort zone." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "You’re being too literal. My point is, he would not meekly surrender to the rules, and neither should you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Are you suggesting I play dirty?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Yes, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Which brings me to our next order of business. (Kisses him)" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Fascinating." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s a little stiff. What a remarkably fragile structure to support such a valuable payload. Not unlike balancing a Faberge egg on a Pixie Stick." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Have you considered massage?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’d like to respond to that sarcastically. Yes, I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body with oil and rubbing it." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "I was proposing you massage your muscles with your own hands." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Still sounds like a lot of unnecessary touching." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s a good point. You know, I’m a lot like Gandalf the Grey. He fought the Balrog and emerged stronger than ever as Gandalf the White. I was robbed of my phone and pants, and I, too, came back stronger. And whiter, too, ’cause I wasn’t in direct sunlight for six weeks." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "See? This trip was good for you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Indeed. I was the world’s smartest caterpillar. And then after pupating in our nation’s railway system, I’ve burst forth as the world’s smartest butterfly." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you enjoy my lecture?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "No, and neither did our waiter." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, if you’re going to serve Cornish game hen, you should either be familiar with the history of Cornwall or be prepared to learn it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "May I have one of your fries?" }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Of course. Can I have a bite of your burger?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Absolutely not." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Thank you." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Enjoy having the place to yourselves." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "No. They forgot I was there. But it really opened up my pores." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, according to my research, the steam tunnels below this access point should be the closest analog to the mines." } ]

[ { "from": "Amy", "value": "Cut." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What’s wrong?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I believe it was your turn in the game." }, { "from": "Amy", "value": "Okay." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Let’s see. Oh, this person is most famous for never having gotten his nose mutilated with elective surgery and never living the rest of his life in the shadows as a hideous, disfigured freak." } ]