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[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That is my desk chair, that is where I work. I don’t eat in my desk chair and I don’t work in my spot. I work in my desk chair and eat in my spot." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wackadoodle." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Did you notice the sign on his counter? He’s not a full-time dry cleaner. He also makes keys." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, for God’s sake, Sheldon." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "But once you open the box, you’ve voided the warranty. The warranty is a sacred covenant we’ve entered into with the manufacturer. He offers to stand by his equipment, and we in return agree not to violate the integrity of the internal hardware. This little orange sticker is all that stands between us and anarchy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, then we won’t touch the hard drive. We’ll just erase the first season of Battlestar." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, what fun. We’re like hippies at a love-in." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Just sit here." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m a big boy, and if I missed one, I’d throw a big-boy tantrum." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? I’ve gone 12 times. Maybe I’ll sit out this year, too." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If you’re suggesting that that is the actual ring of power forged by Sauron in Mount Doom, I look at you with an expression of exhaustion and ever so slight amusement." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "He’s not saying it’s a magic ring. You’re not, are you?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, we’ve been on this train 90 seconds, and you’ve already said a thousand words. Just tell us where to sit and shut up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Here. I’m hoping once you reap the endorphic rewards of the steady clickety-clack of steel wheels on polished rails, your sour disposition will abate." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, maybe. Meanwhile back in the 21st century, people are raising their tray tables and putting their seat-backs in an upright position ’cause it’s time to land in San Francisco." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "She’s gonna hate the panels." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "She’s gonna hate how often we say the word panels." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I found it. The ring is mine. I don’t understand why in this group I never get my way." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You always get your way." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why do you have to give your paper to George Smoot?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s brilliant. He needs to read it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So you’ll send him an e-mail when we get back." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Then I won’t get to see his face light up as he reads it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right. Of course." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, this is an unmitigated disaster." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Well, there’s nothing you can do about it, so relax, sit back, enjoy the clickety-clack of the steel wheels on the polished rails." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Ow! You hit me! I’m bleeding!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What was that?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You know what? I am ending this. Penny didn’t want to hold the ring anymore. She gave it to me, I have it. I’m sending it back. Where’s the ring?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You mean this ring? Next time be aware of your surroundings while urinating in a public men’s room." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Give me that." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t think so, Kripke. I’ve bounced many a rubber ball in my day." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, that’s enough trash talk. One, two, three." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve done it! I’ve won! The ring is mine! It’s mine! (He runs to the bathroom) We’re going to clean it up and make it pretty. My own. My love. My precious. (He looks in the mirror and has turned into golem. He screams and wakes up, still on the settee.) Where’s the ring?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s in a FedEx box on its way back to where it came from." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I know when I’m beat." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hold on, hold on. So the three of us do all the work and only end up with 25%?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, that’s not fair. We should all get plaques." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sorry, but we can’t sign this." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If you ask me, this whole thing is a waste of our time." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Helping women? Y" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Helping anyone. People should take care of themselves." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, like yesterday, when you made me drive you to the dry cleaners, the pharmacy and the post office?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not saying people can’t use tools. Even an otter picks up a rock when he wants a clam." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t think it’s worthwhile to try to get more women working in science." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I don’t believe it matters what the topic is. What’s crucial for a salon is that we conduct the discussion in an elevated and insightful way. It’s all about the execution." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Of course you’d focus on that rather than the inspiration. Uh, new salon topic. What’s more important, an idea or its execution?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you. Yeah, I’ll bear that in mind if I’m ever nominated for the Hillbilly Peace Prize." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you’re being ridiculous." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It won’t work, the flower’s too porous." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What if we infused the bottom layer with silicone-RTV to provide a better mounting surface?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ll say it looks good. It’s in my proprietary font, Shelvetica." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I want to say something obnoxious, but it is easy on the eyes." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If real dogs gave me buttons, I’d like them, too. Well, I think it’s very nice that you’re helping out our friend." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And I think it’s nice that you’re taking whatever medication Amy’s clearly giving you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Movies or video games? Or board game? Or trading card games? Or Lego’s? Or dress up? Or comic books? Or dramatic readings of novelizations? Yes to all!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We are going to play the online game." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Boy, do I have to urinate." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "If only there were a solution to that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Seriously. I feel like I’ve got a fish tank in my pelvis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So go to the bathroom." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because I’m trying to decide between getting an Xbox One or a PS4. Oh, pee, why’d I say that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Forgive me for asking a stupid question, but why are you being stupid?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Seriously. I feel like I’ve got a fish tank in my pelvis." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So go to the bathroom." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Because I’m trying to decide between getting an Xbox One or a PS4. Oh, pee, why’d I say that?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Forgive me for asking a stupid question, but why are you being stupid?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m not being stupid. I’m employing the work of Dutch researcher, Mirjam Tuk, who found that people with full bladders make better decisions." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why did I pee before I decided to move in here?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, my God, what did they get?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What didn’t they get? They got my enchanted weapons, my vicious gladiator armour, my wand of untainted power, and all my gold." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Amy." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, my turn. Your dad wrote about how family is the most important thing, and that you should never throw it away like he did." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, uh, listen, everybody. Before Howard gets here, et’s all just agree to not bring up the letter from his father." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s nice to get back to nature. Why don’t I do this more often? What a beautiful forest. Hello, little butterfly. What’s your Na-oh!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Whatcha doing?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I’m not proud of it, but I jaywalked." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, no, it’s like a horror movie. We’re trapped in a cabin with a maniac." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "They’re mint in box." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "They’re Collectables." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry. I misspoke. What I meant to say was my battery died." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What the hell was that about?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, please. If I wanted to take up a fad, I’d get a tramp stamp." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What about loop quantum gravity?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Great. You know, this is how Anything Can Happen Thursday turns into It Won’t Stop Coming Up Friday." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, how about that Asian fusion place?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You didn’t let me finish. And also regarding the bat, it has sonar." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’m sorry. I was trying to think of what rhymes with nose of the aardvark." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "We want you back on the project with us." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, I understand the confusion. I have never said that you are not good at what you do. It’s just that what you do is not worth doing." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s nicer than anything he’s ever said to me. I’d take it and run." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, come on. Roller coasters, caffeine, runny eggs, I’ve been avoiding these things all my life. And now, because you’re pregnant, you have to." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "The difference is she’s bringing life into the world, and you suck it out." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Nope. It’s pretty exciting." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Aren’t you afraid of being blinded?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How would I be blinded?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "At the end of the ceremony, all the students throw those pointy hats in the air. It’s all pomp and circumstance until someone loses an eye." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll take my chances." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, I don’t like it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Mm, if it makes you feel better, you still dress like a child." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, it’s like how I play Warlords of Ka’a with you and Elder Sign with Frank and Alicia." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Who’s Frank and Alicia?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello. Why do I smell methacrylate?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, uh, clear nail polish. I had a mani-pedi. Men can get those. Anyway, I may owe you an apology." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There’s doubt?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I did agree to the thermostat setting, and I shouldn’t have tried to change it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "That’s not an apology, simply an acknowledgement that I was right." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, I’m sorry." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There you go." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So, we’re good?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Good what?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Never mind. Okay if I watch some TV?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, I got to hand it to Raj, he found a really nice spot to have a bachelor party." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s not bad. Unless you compare it to a train; then it stinks." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Are you drinking whisky?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Indeed. If I’m to participate in the social convention that is the stag night, then I must embrace all its components, including tobacco, swear words, and yes, alcohol. Jeepers! That’s yucky." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Whoa, it’s a little early to start dropping J-bombs, don’t you think?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve been thinking about our recent humiliation." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re gonna have to be more specific." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "At the hands of those teenagers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "More." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Boy teenagers." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, the video game. Yeah, that was bad." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, we’ve got power to the laser." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I should’ve brought an umbrella." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What for? It’s not going to rain." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, boy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I can’t comment without violating our agreement that I don’t criticize your work." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then what was oh, boy?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Great restraint on my part." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There’s nothing wrong with the science here." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, that’s my water." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "My water. You’re drinking it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Dear Lord! Have you been drinking it?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yes. It’s my water." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, that’s it then. I’m dead." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Here we go." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "One of my best, don’t you think?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Howard, do you want to double-check the equatorial mount on the laser? We need it locked onto the Sea of Tranquility." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yeah, I’ll definitely live long enough. Vitamin C." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "First thing tomorrow morning, we’re back at it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve got a brand-new seven piece set of polyhedral dice. Hello, new dice smell." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ve got my helm of lordly might, my boots of speed, and if things get too exciting, my inhaler of asthma." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I can’t believe the Air Force would treat us like that." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You know, I have a good mind to stop paying my taxes. It’s too bad I enjoy doing them so much. The Air Force did it again. They’re erasing our lives." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Third floor, wrong apartment." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Not all germs. Just the ones that will kill me. It’s the same way I’m not afraid of all steak knives, just the ones that might be plunged in my thorax." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Right, fine. I’ll tell Howard you didn’t come because you’re more concerned about your own well-being than his." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, well, that’s laying it on a little thick." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You think it’s time you apologize to her yourself?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It doesn’t matter." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So a few things don’t go your way and your best decision is to ride the rails like a hobo?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I suppose it is. Except I have a credit card. And I refuse to carry my laptop at the end of a stick. And I’d sooner die than eat beans out of a can." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, come home with us and tomorrow I’ll, I’ll take you to Legoland." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Legoland is not the solution to everything. And it’s too much of a scene since that movie came out." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Then what can I do?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He said it’s why they hired me, it’s, it’s what my grant was designated for, and that everybody has to do things they don’t want to do. He then gave an example of something he had to do, even though he didn’t want to, which was look at my stupid face." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "That’s a rude thing to say, out loud." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’m gonna guess that your main concern is the time commitment of watching an entire season of a new show." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, no, not just a season. If I’m in, I’m in for the whole run, even if the quality declines." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I get it. Smallville almost wrecked you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you for the invitation, but I have to decline because it doesn’t sound like something I’ll enjoy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Come on, Sheldon, it’ll be fun." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Isn’t this nice?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, we’re here." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "All right, now I’m starting to sense a little tension." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "All right, you two, don’t start. Penny and I are throwing this second wedding for your benefit. Can you please not ruin it?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, dear Lord, a police officer’s glancing in our direction. We’ve been made." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Calm down. I’m getting out. I have something I want to give you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I’ve got the Sword of Azeroth!" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Wooh, I’m all sweaty, anybody want to log on to second life and go swimming, I just built a virtual pool." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, I can’t look at you or your avatar right now." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well here’s an interesting turn of events." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What. (Sees Howard entering with a statuesque blonde) Howard brought a date?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "We don’t. This is a disturbing aberration." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Lesley, this is Penny, she lives across the hall from Sheldon and me." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "So we made you an appointment, and we want you to keep it." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Department of motor vehicles new driver handbook? But I don’t have a problem." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, you need to learn how to drive." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly you deserve it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What’s wrong?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "He’s engaging in reductio-ad-absurdum. It’s the logical fallacy of extending someone’s argument to ridiculous proportions and then criticising the result, and I do not appreciate it." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "I’ll get you a blanket and a pillow." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, think this through, you’re going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Damn you, walletnook.com." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Problem?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "The online description was completely misleading, they said eight slots plus removable ID, to any rational person that would mean room for nine cards, but they don’t tell you the removable ID takes up one slot, it’s a nightmare." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Okay, now, do you really need the honorary Justice League of America membership card?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s been in every wallet I’ve owned since I was five." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Why?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Don’t you ever speak to me again." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What… (Sheldon goes into apartment and slams the door)." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "How you guys doing?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, Dr. and Mrs. Hofstadter, lovely to see you this fine morning." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You’re in a good mood." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hey, how did it go?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, not fun. The doctor shoved a camera up into my sinuses." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What are you doing here?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "And it’s gone." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, hello, everyone. I am happy to report I’m feeling much better." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Good for you." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello. Hello. Uh, uh, uh, four glasses of water, please. Anything for you guys?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can I use your phone? Our car got stolen." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Thank you for coming by. (He rises from his desk. Everyone rushes to look nonchalant.) Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, hey buddy." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello, dear friends. And Dr. Hofstadter." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "‘Sup?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, hey. You guys didn’t break up." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Did you have fun? Because if you had fun, then you are, you are a winner. Now that’s, that-that’s what chess is all about." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You guys all right?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hi." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi, I’m Leonard, this is Sheldon." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What did I just…. Uh, we’re here to pick up Penny’s TV." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey. Want to join us?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, buddy." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Hello." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You okay?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, thank you. (Sees insect. More appear and swarm all over him. He jumps out of a daydream on his own couch. Jumps up and runs out to Penny’s apartment." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It’s like living with a Chihuahua." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, are you gonna join us?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Coming! (From the bedroom area, a wheeled device consisting of a base, a tee-shirt on a coat hanger, and a computer monitor with Sheldon’s face, appears). Greetings, friends." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Greetings, whatever the hell you are." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Wake up, wake up, wake up." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Bring Penny to meet Mandy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What? Why?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, right now, Penny’s imagination is running wild, but if they meet, that will eliminate the mystery and alleviate her fears. Like when that Sparkletts guy let me look under his eye patch." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Uh, first of all, you made that guy cry." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "And we learned that you don’t need an eyeball to do that." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Secondly, I can’t think of a more horrible idea than Penny meeting Mandy." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, Penny, don’t give up, you can get this." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aren’t you going with Sheldon?" } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hi Tom. Sheldon? Didn’t I explain to you about your little mistake in the cafeteria?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Yes, you were very clear, as was everyone else at the table. Tom, however, has been chosen by science as a suitable mate for Penny." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Chosen by science?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Well, what passes for science on dating sites. They claim to use heuristic algorithms, but it may well be hokum." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You got Penny to sign up for online dating?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "No, of course not. No, I used trickery and deceit." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "This is bad." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What was that?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You said be nice to Penny. I believe offering chocolate to someone falls within the definition of nice." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It does. But in my experience, you don’t." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Yeah, yeah, now that’s you, obnoxious and insufferable." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "I wasn’t making a joke, I was merely stating fact. Amy and I have a superior relationship to yours." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "You don’t honestly think that, do you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Leonard, I assumed you knew. The ranking of relationships in our circle by quality is me and Amy, Howard and Bernadette, Raj and his girlfriend, Penny and Chardonnay, Penny and you." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "There isn’t any ranking. And if there were, we wouldn’t be at the bottom of it." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Uh, Alex, a moment. I need a word with Dr. Hofstadter. Do you think it’s appropriate for her to sit with us, given her station?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Given her what?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "If I’ve learned anything from British television shows on PBS, it’s that servants dine downstairs with their own kind." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s a kindness, Leonard. Otherwise, you’re cruelly tempting them with a glimpse of a world that’s just beyond their soot-stained fingertips." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, sure. Please join us." } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, look who’s in favour of compromise, the woman who married Leonard Hofstadter." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey, she didn’t compromise. She settled. There’s a difference." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sheldon, can you grab me a water?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Possibly." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Can you or can’t you?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "It’s not that simple, Leonard." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "It never is, is it?" }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "At this moment, our relationship exists in two mutually contradictory states. Until you either do not go or go to Wil Wheaton’s party, you are simultaneously my friend and not my friend. I’m characterizing this phenomenon as Schrodinger’s Friendship." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Got it. Can I have my water?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "You’re a natural at this, Penny. And as the first beta testers, you two’ll have quite the edge when we play with Wolowitz and Koothrappali on Sunday." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Oh, gee, Sheldon, I don’t think we can play on Sunday." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Why not?" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Because of the reasons that Penny will now tell you. Penny?" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Excuse me, Penny, but we’re…" }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "No, no, don’t tell her." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "…playing Klingon Boggle." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Aw!" } ]

[ { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you, but since you’ve become a permanent member of our social group I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Congratulations. You’re officially one of us." } ]

[ { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Hey." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Oh, good, you’re home. I need you to do me a favour." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "Sure." }, { "from": "Sheldon", "value": "Go apologize to Penny." }, { "from": "Leonard", "value": "What?" } ]