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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1652 [Nickname] dumbass ozzie [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Had six shots of tequila and then the bright idea to finish off with a four loko. 4 hours later I come to from my blackout in the middle of sex with some random girl, at lesat I wore a rubber... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1651 [Nickname] JohnyontheSpot [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One time I drank so many four lokos that I thought Nick Swardson's Pretend Time was actually funny. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1650 [Nickname] JD [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | woke up in a puddle of pee a few hours ago. Just found out i hooked up with a beast 4 hours after i woke up. FML | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1649 [Nickname] the noodle dip [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | after three of them i was sitting in my car and i involuntarily puked on myself. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1648 [Nickname] 4loko-no-joko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 3 4loko and burned half my house down. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1647 [Nickname] Loko Race [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My friend and I got a couple of Lokos and decided to see who could finish a can first. 12-15 minutes later i finished mine first. I cracked a high life rack and started drinking that. From there the memories are foggy. i got into a car. hit on an underage girl, went to a party while draining from my rack. continually dropped beer all over the house. cops came. i left. lost my hat and 3 articles of clothing. went to another party but ended up in the trunk sleeping. woke up in my car without my hat and 3 articles of clothing. a week later i found my hat and realized i didnt go out with the 3 articles of clothing i thought i lost. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1646 [Nickname] moonayy [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank 2 lokos before school on the friday before halloween, went to school dressed as a butterfly, cried in english class, got an A on my math test...hammered thank you 4 loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1645 [Nickname] Flugtag609 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Recently, the Redbull Flutag event was held in Philadelphia. Two friends of mine along with myself live outside of Atlantic City, so we decided to make our way to the event. While sitting in a Wawa parking lot we are eating lunch and I decide..."lets get drunk!" Mind you, I drank two Redbulls already! We got a 24 pack of Miller Lite and 4 Four Loko's, there was three of us. While on our way up, we finish a good portion of the beer and start working on our Loko, then...it hit us, hammered already, we start working on the second Loko. I start yelling at cars in traffic and guys on motorcycles, then see the Ronald Mcdonald house..where I also yell something very offensive. While sitting in traffic, Jon gets out of the SUV and throws his trash on the railroad tracks in front of many many people. We finally get to the parking lot, destroyed at this point, peeing next to cars and yelling offensive slurs and sounds. We played follow the leader all throughout our voyage to the actual grounds of the event and i somehow ended up falling and cutting my leg. Im not really sure how. We finally get to the grounds and there are literally THOUSANDS of people, just so happens to be that we saw some friends and hung with them. While enjoying our drunken fun, Jon and I decide "it's time to take a leak"..This line for the porterpot is HUGE, we cut infront of a good 80 people and both decide to go in the same PorterPotty..Mind you, I am only 170lbs, Jon is about 250-260lbs! When we are finished crossing swords, we exit and some how manage to split up, i see another person from home and hang with him..Then manage to meet back up with my original gang, where I decide it's a great idea to scoop some people up on my shoulders, just so happens to be the wrong people! So while I am scooping random people up, my friends are taking pictures of the crowd and surroundings, that is where they located me! With people on my shoulders and screaming obscene things! We finally meet and Jon introduces me to some random girls and guys, one guy gave us a brand new bottle of Jager (Jon and I drank it all right then and there)then, one of the girls says "look at my tattoo!" she lifts up her skirt and has the most perfect DICK tattooed on her ass-cheek! it looked more real then our own! While threatening the security guard that i was going to jump in to the Delaware River and swim to Philly so i didnt have to pay the toll, Jon and our friends are breaking bottles on the asphalt.(Very Roudy) Finally we decide its time to go, we head over to the parking lot and I decide "Im going in that warehouse!" Jon and Jay both said "there is noway youre getting in!" well, the first door i opened was unlocked and i was in! Then we head over to Pat's Steaks for some Philly Cheese steaks, while standing in the extra long ride, a Honda Civic pulls up to a stop sign and hits Jon with the mirrors, he looks and just starts laughing at the guy in the car. We all get TWO cheese steaks each and house the things within minutes, then while driving to a friends girlfriends house we see a friend driving and throw food at his convertible infront of police and bystanders on the street. When we arrive at the "girlfriends" house, we realize she is at work until 11! So we think its a good idea to take pictures of the railroad tracks and stuff, while doing this, we manage to almost get hit by Septa trains...three times i believe? When the end of the night comes, we are driving down the Atlantic City Expressway, it is 1130 at night, maybe later..(i dont really remember), and already we are hungover and thinking about what to do next. thank you Loko! sincerely, Justin Jon and Jay | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1644 [Nickname] Halo [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank my first Loko and went to my GF house for heer 19th bday. Just so happened she decided to have 3 Lokos that night and I had 4 that night. Black out and wake up next to her and her mom naked....... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1643 [Nickname] LC [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One time I drank a four loko and I swore that the light in my boyfriend's room was an angel. I started talking to it and started yelling at him because he fell asleep.. and wasn't able to talk to god. I think went on facebook...LOL | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1642 [Nickname] wtfhappenedlastnight [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I pregamed going to the bar with 2 lokos. Got to the bar and after a few more drinks i was pretty belligerently drunk (im not a big guy). At some point I stumbled over to a fat girl eating a sandwich, slapped it out of her hand, and yelled "DONT YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH!" | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1641 [Nickname] KILLAK [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Decided to go bowling and try out a 4loko ahead of time. I drank one, and so did my friend. We then stopped on the way to bowling and split another alcohol/caffeine drink "Joose". We got to the bowling alley which I remember but the memories stopped shortly after that. I was told I bought french fries and signed my name as "My Little Pony" on the receipt and asked the guy "Will this work?". Then I went up the janitor working there and told him I felt sorry for him b/c he had to carry a bucket around that said "janitor" on it. I also stole someones stuffed animal off their table and hid it under our chair while they clearly watched me do it and came and took it right back. I pushed over the tip jar and stole all the money but luckily did not get caught and my friend only let me keep 1$. some other random things occurred that I have no recollection of. This stuff is nuts! WARNING do not drink more than 1!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1640 [Nickname] 4lokoridah [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | so me and a friend volunteered to help out a church on doing their bike valet for their festival. we got there at 8 in the morning finished setting up by 9 so after that we had nothing to do until the festival started so we decided to by 4lokos. we both drank 3 all i remember is waking up in a car outside of the festival at 6p.m in the middle of a hotbox session outside of the church FML | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1639 [Nickname] Sara [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | had some lokos with the girls.....decided to drive to a different state for a party... at 10pm when i had court at 7am the next day for fighting my boyfriends ex girlfriend a while ago. We got to Pennsylvania completely loko, after a few more lokos me and the girls decided to go in the bathroom and have a naked photoshoot.... then i got in a fight with a guy. PUNCHED HIS FACE... severely broke my hand. Next day i had to explain to my judge and lawyer why i am showing up to court. wasted with a swollen and broken fist... I STILL LOVE YOU LOKO <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1638 [Nickname] RAPED!!! [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | so i was at my brothers house just hangin iout with my friends...i had 2 lokos...i felt perfectly fie...not eve tipsy...so i chugged some vodka...thats it...dnt remember shit after that.i woke up the next morn in my bed..didnt remember the drive home..had no fuckin idea where i parked my car...n supposodly i forced my gf to suck my dick as soon as i got home...and than raed her butt...good fuckin nite *thumbs up* | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1637 [Nickname] whatanight [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | it was my birthday and i just wanted to drink.im usually a rum girl but the liquor stores were closed so my best friend talked me into it.i drank one and didnt feel it so i had another and the last thing i remember was playing beer pong.i woke up the next morning with gauze and badages around my ankle and apparently i decided to go long boarding in a skirt and flip flops | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1636 [Nickname] damnlokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | drinking one and half lokos and an assortment of other drinks/shots. the last thing i remember is cutting in line to get into the bar. i woke up in some random girls dorm room on their couch. i have no idea who these girls are so i just left. two nights later when i was at a party waiting in line to use the bathroom the girl whos room i slept in informed me that she was who gave me a ride home from the bar and let me sleep on her couch. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1635 [Nickname] DUB [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So on a random Thursday night me and a couple of my friends(one who happens to work for 4 Loko) decide we didn't have nothing else to do so we were going to grab two 4 Lokos apiece. After about one and a half and a couple shots of Cuervo that's when I said to myself "I'm not going to make it". I ended up falling asleep at my friends house, which I don't remember and waking up a couple hours later. When I woke up all I saw was blood on the sheets from my knee being busted and my friend comes in the room and says "what the hell happened last night it sound like you fell into something". I didn't know what she was talking about because I don't remember even getting up. Then I decide to get out the bed and stand up and that's when I realize my fuckin shin is swollen, my knee is busted, and my ribs are bruised as shit. It hurt for me to laugh for two weeks and I still don't remember what happened......Oh yea, and supposedly I fell into some furniture and broke some shit, but I won't know how because I was banned from her house. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1634 [Nickname] MamalookaBooBooDay [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank four loko, went to a party, destroyed the house, dragged a girl by a car, got away with it. I win. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1633 [Nickname] emeraldthefuckinchef [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Four Loko mixed with protein powder = worst hangover of all time. Not sure what I was thinking. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1632 [Nickname] JJ [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | So the night began and my friend gave me a four loco. I drank the first one and being a big guy, i really didnt feel the effects so i drank another one. It tasted like flat cough syrup. Next thing I remember waking up in a corn field with light sticks around my neck and a dude dressed like a angel laying right next to me. I stood up and there was blood on my pants and my asshole hurt really bad. I think I got raped by an angel. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1631 [Nickname] Kenny G [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I had a couple fourlokos with my girlie friends last night...had a blast?blah blah blah? I was really feeling loco you know what I mean?blah blah blah?.flailing my arms around the dance floor, touching my hair to the beat of the music?blah blah blah?The next morning, I called in sick from work. I went back to sleep in my bed. Within hours I woke up and I was at work sitting in my office?not sure how I got to work...but I?m Loco for life now. Fourloko is fantastico!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1630 [Nickname] BlackoutBoy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So on halloween I decided it would be a great idea to make a costume. I made a giant can of four loko, with can holders and everything. It was the hit of the party. I drank 2 4lokos and dont remember much after that.. I fell down some stairs and couldnt get up. Made out with 2 girls as their boyfriends were holding their hands. Started going through the house yelling to "I'm a loko kinda guy" I fell down for a second time and couldn't get up. The next morning I woke up sitting outside my dormroom door, even though the door was unlocked. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1629 [Nickname] Ridiculoko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank one four loko followed by about 8 drinks at the bars, many of which also contained caffeine. When my friends and I reached the last drunk bus of the night, I sprinted (in my high heeled boots) in the opposite direction, screaming "FUCK THE BUS. I CAN GET HOME FASTER." My boyfriend chased be a half a mile around campus before finally tackling me and calling us a ride home. When we arrived at my apartment, I was deeply upset, took off all my clothes, sat on the floor, and began to cry about how Sarah Palin is ruining our country. I then proceeded to go onto my deck and throw an empty pot at our glass sliding doors, causing the pot to shatter. Shit. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1628 [Nickname] Jkauff [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 3 lokos woke up with a turd in the microwave my ramen noodles in the toilet a citation in my hand with rammestein du hast playing extremely on repeat. come to think of it it was a great night | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1627 [Nickname] catwhisperer [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | After three four locos I was sitting on the porch feeling randomly emotional and the neighbor's fat orange cat wandered up to the house. I thought it was a stray and picked it up and started dancing around with this cat in my arms talking and singing to it saying "you're just a stray kitty and you don't have an owner cuz nobody loves you but it's ok cuz nobody loves me either and i like you even though you have fleas, you can be my kitty i'll take care of you..." etc. etc. I guess I was alternating between laughing and crying and apparently this went on for like an hour. There was a crazy thunderstorm that night and when i got bored with the cat, i remember yelling "I gotta go watch the storm!" and took off running across the street. I woke up soaking wet on the steps of the Old Capitol Building. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1626 [Nickname] shmangdaddy [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | It was the Saturday night before Halloween and me and some buddies went to a party at a farm. We heard good things about Four Loko so we decided to try it. we each had two before we went into the party and noticed that there was a dj and dancing going on. We went and starting dancing when a dime piece came up and started dancing with me. She started making out with me and jumping on me before she asked me to go to my car... Good things happen when you drink Four Loko ;) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1625 [Nickname] miceman69 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | my first 3 loko went down great drunk asss shit meat this girl wanted to have sex soo we had sex when i woke up all the was in my bed was a wattermellon with a hole in it.... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1624 [Nickname] Not so Loky [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank two four lokos, ripped seven shots of bourbon, and got in on my boys bottle at the Club. Texted my girlfriend asking for another girls number. Ended up cheating on her in my shower while my house was full of people my gf was friends with. Woke up the next morning and started crying, for three months straight. Got Loko'd. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1623 [Nickname] loko4themlokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One time I was so drunk on fourlokos that I scraped my ha\ead open running downhill, then after that attempted to walk home, after waking up out my blacked out stage, i realized that i hadn't walked home, I had actually rolled down my hill. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1622 [Nickname] lokosucksbad [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Best way to ruin a date: I chugged 2 Lokos before picking a girl that I knew would give up her poon. First I ended up pissing her off by hitting on her mom, second I shit my pants in the movie theater 30 mins into the movie. Lastly I fucked up bad by drinking another Loko in the car. My girl was giving me head and I barfed in her hair. Thanks LOKO for fucking up my sex life. I hate you! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1621 [Nickname] uhohhhhh17 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Went out one summer night with my bff...one loko later, some random guy massaging my shoulders while im moaning. hahaha | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1620 [Nickname] Juan Fernando [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank one Four Loko because I wanted to try it before they legislate against it. It tasted unpleasant and I didn't get buzzed. I watched late night television with a friend and then went to bed. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1619 [Nickname] ew [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | broke my 12 year non-puking streak after drinking two 4Lokos. thanks 4Loko for reminding me what it's like to yack again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1618 [Nickname] BoominLOKO! [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | SO it was helloween and me and my friends had like 55$ so we when to the store and got 10 or 11 lokos and finished em in like 30 minutes got so drunk that we took 4 or 5 four wheelers went out to the lake where my friends had a ramp so i was on hes 750 raptor and i saw the video the next morning my friends said go for it on he's 50,000$ raptor. What A dumbass! the next thing in the video is I had to be goin 75 to 85 mph. the next morning I had 2 broke ribs and broke my foot in 6 places. But would I do it again? You bet your sweet ass I would | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1617 [Nickname] Loko4Eva [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Me and my friends decided to start last night off with some lokos, they are blowing them out at all the liquor stores because of the feds. We each drank only one in about 15 min. After that we went to the bar, only had like 3 beers and a couple shots. We underestimated how bad that shit fucks us up. All three of us pissed off the bartender, stiffed her, and then got ran outta that bar. I somehow ended up at the top of this industrial building outside the bar waving my shirt around. Then we boosted from the cops I think over about 6 barbed wire fences in which both my shirts got torn off my chest and i was running around with no shirts and its 30 degrees out. My buddy lost his northface coat too. Then we go to taco bell, order with no money, end up getting our food given to us and drive home and get stranded outside my apt with no key cuz I lost it. Loko is no joke kids | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1616 [Nickname] lemon loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank two lokos, roamed my neighborhood after getting dropped off back home for four hours, woke up in my bathroom in a sleeping bag with no clothes on, strictly lokos since then. Please don't ban lokos!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1615 [Nickname] Loko4Loko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After polishing off one can of Loko, I can suddenly sing like Mariah, solve everyone?s life problems, and do backflips on pool tables. All for the small price of $2.50. Looks like I'll be driving to NH to stock up from now on. (My rants on this stupid ban: http://rachelkburke.blogspot.com/2010/11/way-to-ruin-fun-for-everyone.html) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1614 [Nickname] Boom [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My friend has decided to make a series of videos glorifying LOKOs!! he also raps but this is his Kayne West like Four Loko story. Not spam watch this video its hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br25EFraPI8 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1613 [Nickname] 2LOKO [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I STAY UP IN MIAMI , FL , PARTY CITY USA . I THREW A PARTY AT MY SISTERS HOUSE INVITED SOME FRIENDS , HAD A DJ , AND BOUGHT SIX 4 LOKO'S . 3 OF THE SIX FOUR LOKO'S WERE MINE . SO I STARTED TAKING THESE CAN'S DOWN WATERMELON FLAVOR BY THE WAY . I REMEMBER TALKING TO PEOPLE IN THE VERY START OF THE PARTY , I TOOK SOME PICTURES WITH A COUPLE OF FRIENDS , THEN BOOM !!!! THATS ALL I REMEMBER . I WAKE UP AT 8 AM IN THE MOURNING NEXT TO MY GIRL FRIEND , AND GUESS WHAT GUY'S SHE WAS MAD . SHE STARTED TO EXPLAIN WHAT I HAVE DONE . SO IT STARTS WITH , I WAS DANCING WITH EVERY GIRL AT THE PARTY , I WAS BREAK DANCING , I STARTED WORKING A POLE WE HAD AT THE PARTY , I WAS BOOTY SHAKING , I WAS DRY HUMPING MY GIRL IN FRONT OF EVERY BODY. I GOT HALF NAKED , BUT I TEND TO DO THAT ALOT . I PICKD UP ONE OF MY 185 POUND HOMEGURLS AND DROPED HER ON HER BACK. MAN I SAW VIDEO THEY HAD TOOK OF ME AND THAT SHIT WAS WILD . SO I ENDED UP DRINKING 4 , 4LOKO'S AND SOME SHOTS OF PATRON , THIS IS THE AMAING PART , I WOKE UP AT 8AM WITH NO HANG OVER I FELT NORMAL JUST HUNGRY | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1612 [Nickname] Bro Sidon [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I went on an epic bro fest, which you can check at epicbrofest.blogspot.com. I murdered a pallet of Lokos, mainly grape, and woke up next to what I though was a nade at the previous night. It was a donkey and I was in a barn. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1611 [Nickname] Lokoattack [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My friends and I decided it would be a good idea to have a Four Loko party. So we started the night off not playing beer pong, but Four Loko pong. My partner and I ran the table for about an hour and a half. We were pretty much done when I lost vision. After I was done playing and throwing up, I decided to play Wack-a-mole with my bestfriends face. Lets just say his face was bleeding and both of my hands were too. I don't remember how I got home that night, but I did hear from multiple sources that the night ended with my knuckle deep in my nose. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1610 [Nickname] dang that sucked [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 four lokos and got drunk right away. My stomach started to hurt and I felt like shit. I started seeing unicorns and bears fucking each other. I started to black out after that. Then I supposeably stole a bus, went about half a mile at 20 miles an hour and crashed into a building. When the cops got there and tried to arrest me, I said they were raping me putting me to another offense. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1609 [Nickname] RickJames [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Played a drinking game with 4Loko, woke up the next day in half of a halloween costume and an incredibly large girl in my bed. She's my ra, it was april. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1608 [Nickname] natpartydemon [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I went to my exes party and bragged how I moved on and how he's such a child and how I was so much better than him went to his party drank one loko and a half woke up the next morning in his bed like DOH! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1607 [Nickname] gayorstraight [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Decided last weekend I was gonna try my first fourloko, hoping it wouldn't give me a heart attack. I had a few shots of ciroc and two beers (i'm a 22 year old girl weighing 130 lbs). I then start on the uva four loko, pretty tasty if you ask me. I see a boy I think is incredibly dreamy. My gay friend and i go to talk to him, I am talking to someone else, my friend says something, i turn around, dreamy boy starts making out with me. I go with it. Later find out he is gay! Later on realize I am at an all gay party. Cops come, I don't care, I'm 22, all you underagers can get in trouble. End up laying in the bathroom with dreamy gay boy using toilet paper as a pillow we are so drunk. Friend and I leave, he decides to drive to sheetz, terrible choice. I spill mac and cheese anywhere and everywhere. End up calling my ex boyfriend i haven't dated in two years at 3:30am and making a total ass out of myself (he answered). Wake up the next day feeling like my brain has turned to mush, only to find out that I ended up making out with TWO MORE GAY BOYS. I dunno what the deal is with me and gay boys, but apparently they can't stay away. Thank you four loko, for making irresistable to boys that will never be attracted to me. score. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1606 [Nickname] Hiesenberg [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 Four Loko's quit my job and woke up with the competition. Four Loko saved my life!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1605 [Nickname] Mike Hunt [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I went to a small college with a limited police force. My roommate was a big guy--starter on football and lacrosse teams-- and normally calm and not aggressive. The first time I gave him a Four Loko he blacked out and swung at a cops face for no reason. The cop-- who was a shrimp-- was clearly too scared to try to arrest him and told me to get him out of there. The second time I gave my roommate a quatro crazy he starting smashing all the furniture in our frat house and screaming "FIRE!" The same shrimpy cop came barging in, was almost hit by a flying chair and started yelling at us. My blackout roommate told him to fuck off, and he asked my roommate if he wanted to "get involved." My roommate got chest to chest with him and said "What if I do?" And shoved the cop into the wall. The cop again realized that this guy had 8 inches, 70+ pounds on him and was clearly on Four Loko. He told me to get my roommate out of there. As I pulled him away he continued to stare down the cop and tell him he is a pussy. Four Loko strikes again! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1604 [Nickname] Manda [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | Ok, seriously... I have drank 2 Four Loko's a couple of times, I have also drank a Four Loko while doing shots... I have NEVER passed out or blacked out. Yea, I can tell I am really drunk but seriously people... It's called BEING RESPONSIBLE... thanks for getting it banned for the rest of us!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1603 [Nickname] jstef [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Was on vacation 2yrs ago when I discovered four loko. Grabbed a few of them with my buddy to relax and enjoy the beach during the day and night. After drinking them a few times throughout the 2weeks of vacation we decided on one of our last days to rent a motor-scooter and buy a bottle of patron with lokos to go along. After drinking throughout the day and riding on the scooter up and down the beach we decided that before the night was over we would need more alcohol. So last minute rode the scooter down the street to the local 7eleven to grab a few lokos. Bought the lokos, stuffed them underneath the scooter seat, and was set to go. Jumped on the scooter and was waiting to pull out the small parking lot to merge onto the main road. Then suddenly a unknown force knocks me, my friend, and the scooter flat on its side in a matter of milliseconds. As I come to realize what just happen and yell at the driver to stop backing up his 4x4 hemi pickup truck. Finally he stops, me and my friend are scuffed up, and the scooter is emerged under the truck. The driver is confused, clueless, and more than likely drunk. Our first concern is getting the rental scooter out from the truck to discover it is smashed. The scooter barely starts up, and its 2am. We had no insurance on the scooter, and the guy who hit us happen to NOT have insurance on him. We get his name, address, etc and he shares his sympathy. Then continues to explain how he will cover any damages and please not to call the police. He explains how he was just getting "Dr. Pepper" for the kids back at his house at 2am. We leave, report the accident to the rental place, return it and give them his info. Turns out the same guy who hit us was in a severe car crash 10min later that killed the passengers in the car he hit. He was charged with multiple charges, DUI, wreckless driving, 2nd degree murder, etc. And what he told us was "Dr. Pepper" for the kids was 2 four lokos he had just picked up at the same store he hit us at. Crazy night... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1602 [Nickname] browny [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | had a 4 loko, grabbed girls ass's all night long with my boys, threw a pot through the girs window we were partyin at | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1601 [Nickname] The Digga' [Loko] 96 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | I'd heard the legends, the rumors, the myths of the Loko but never drank a full one til this past August. That night, a couple of buddies and I pregamed a night out at some local bars with one each. After several more beers and a shot or two, I was ravenous: pissed on my neighbor's garage, was climbing fences and running through people's backyards like a hallucinogenic secret agent, and tried to dig up a street sign. No, not like shook it a little and tried to knock it down. I took off my shirt, got down on my hands and knees, and DUG A GIANT HOLE around the whole thing, down to its cement base. After 20 minutes-ish of trying, I gave up, broke off a branch from a nearby tree, and ran home shirtless through some sprinklers, fanning myself with the branch. It was 4 AM... when my parents opened the door to let me in. God Bless the Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1600 [Nickname] Mr Rager [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I was tailgating for the first home game of the season. I was 2 weeks before my 21st birthday party so I decided to pour in orange four loko in a gatorade bottle and have a chill time. The drunker I got, the more they made me drink "gatorade" because they said I should stop drinking and get more electrolytes. Long story short, I woke up at half-time and was missing my credit card. THANKS FOURLOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1599 [Nickname] killa yal [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 3 loks and slept @ your moms house. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1598 [Nickname] GRAPEloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I had just gotten back from work on Halloween and drank a loko real fast before the party. After initiating a flip cup tournament and trolling a girl on the way to a party, I had about 7 shots and later 2 beers. Then I proceeded to ask people to punch me in the face if I could punch them. I got 2 takers. Later I was found on a couch apparently. At least I managed to puke in the trash barrel before going to sleep. Next morning, my face was very sore. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1597 [Nickname] glub40 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One weekend I was drinking loko i had maybe 2 or 3 I was funneling beers and had a couple swiggs of Yukon Jack I ended up with horriblle Indegestion so I drank a shit load of milk threw it all up anyway smashed all my lawn chairs and my brother found me hanging half way in my window with piss in my pants and screaming that one of my friends came back and pissed on me so they dragged me into the shower I ripped the shower head out of the wall fell split my head and that's where I went to sleep | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1596 [Nickname] yoyoyoyo [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | last year about 6 of my friends and I each had a four loko or two. It was our last night in college and we decided it would be genius to break onto the roof (our dorm is about 12 stories high looking over the city of Philly), haul up 5 mattresses from the dorm and as many blankets as we could. We then shuffled those up another 40 foot wall using a fucking tiny ass ladder -- I really still have no idea how we did this -- and got onto an even HIGHER platform. Set up the mattresses, got stoned, watched the sunrise. Was all gravy till we realized the dormitory across from us could see us perfectly at 6am... needless to say we threw everything off the side of the building and ran for it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1595 [Nickname] Cinco de Drinko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | The first time I had Four Loko was Cinco de Mayo last year. Me and my friend started off by playing flip cup. Then pounded a second Loko. Then a third..as if we weren't already wasted enough we walked to the deli in town (several blocks away from our friend's house). When we get there I go in and pick up 6 more cans (2 for me, 1 for her, and the rest for people back at the house). The guy puts all 6 cans in one thin plastic bag, so obviously they all fell through the bag by the time we got back to our friend's house. We see one rolling on the pavement spraying out of the can when my friend yells., "DON'T WASTE IT!" so I run over and shotgun the can (this being the 4th can I had consumed). We finally get back inside and I start handing out the cans of Loko to our friends, ended up slurring my friend's name calling her "OnAss". Once all the Loko kicked in I ended up crying because I was nausious, then vomed in front of a bank, cried because I vomed, then kept crying until my 2 friends sang me to sleep in our dorm room. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1594 [Nickname] Mr. Magoo [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | so i accompany my friend to be his wingman to for this girl. to say the least four lokos were present. i proceeded before this now gorgeous girl asked me to go to her room. i take some good luck shots and follow. about two minutes in to bumpin lovelies i go limp and have a cramp in my chest. thank god for my my buddie is an EMT and throws on his lights as we blow through every red light to the hospital to find out im having a heart attack. the story of the night, I GOT LAID! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1593 [Nickname] NOFOURLOKO [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | when 4 loko started making its buzz around queens, 711 was the first place i could buy it. I BOUGHT THEM ALL. after an intense month of convincing EVERY BODEGA, DELI, GROCERY STORE around my way to get them..i drank 4 one night and woke up in the hospital, my boyfriend in jail. and my friends HATING ME. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1592 [Nickname] Pon Jalmer [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Alcoholic caffeine bliss, How could it have come to this? Name your poison, as they say - My poison hath been took away. Hailed as "Blackout in a Can," Commonwealth, This Will Not Stand! Loko green and Loko blue, What's a college boy to do? Long ago in happier days, I learned to love your Loko ways. Shiny can said, "WE I.D." Just a couple sips would see Me wasted, no desire for sleep - And I could get you on the cheap! Loko orange and Loko pink, You wondrous proletarian drink! Loko has been good to me, The most I ever had was three. Cured me of the ills I had, This Loko balm of Gilead. Hipsters took you as their own And made your pleasures widely known. Loco hip and Loko great, Though some did not appreciate. On the Hill on Friday night, Quiet; something isn't right. How can I be fun and loose Without my quatro crazy juice? All because some lightweight sods Could not handle the drink of Gods! Loko buried, Loko dead, Because of what the papers said. NEVER FORGET --The Night of the Massachusetts Ban, 11/18/2010 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1591 [Nickname] donutluver69 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One night, after drinking a 4 loko, I saw donuts in a person's car and decided to take one. the window was down, so i just reached in and grabbed it. i walked away casually, eating my chocolate chip bear claw but then really had to pee, so i popped a squat in a semi-dark area of the parking lot and starting peeing. next thing i knew there were two officers standing over me asking what i was doing. i did not want to get taken to jail, so i offered to perform a sexual act on them for the discounted price of $80... the worst part, they took the offer. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1590 [Nickname] 4lokosenthusiast [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was outside smoking and saw a girl passed out in the middle of the street. As I approached her I could see her eyes were open but she wasn't responding to anything we said. After realizing she wasn't dead and finding out 4 lokos was the culprit, myself and 3 of my friends proceeded to drive to the liquor store and get some for ourselves. We finished our budweiser 40ozs we each drank 2 4 lokos and in under 2 hours everyone had thrown up on the neighbors house and either passed out in the grass or the living room floor. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1589 [Nickname] Wifsifilis [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My name is Tyler and I decided one night to drink 2 four lokos and then fuck a slam pig. My teammates called me Ronald McDonald for the rest of the night and oinked at me. I cried because I am an emotional drunk. It sucked even worse because I found out a week later that I had contracted sifilis. Shit hurts. Thanks loko. I'll miss you. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1588 [Nickname] Pound that shit [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Shit, where the fuck do i start. Well it was one grand halloween night, and we decided to go to the nearest liquor store in god knows where, oh jesus blame the fourloko. Any fucking ways, i sucked that shit down like i was a thirsty beast in africa. Gotta love the watermelon, shit gets me everytime. So we arrive at this faggot kids party, and before you know it I gotta take a piss real bad. So i piss on this kids lawn, stumble over a few grass clumps, and enter the party. 2 euros to get in. Fuck that, i said. I hopped the damn gate like a beaner hopping the boarder. I continue to suck down more of the loko (not to mention I had 1/4 left of it) almost near the bottom of the can, ya know, juss chillin, hangin out with the people I arrived at the party with, ya know, gettin hornay, grabbed this uglyass kid dressed in what looked like dirty ass rags, and went to the dance room and danced the night away with this ugly mofo. didnt even know his name, once again blame the loko. Grinded on his twisted penis, hooked up with him, and ran away. From what I heard i dived in the pool and was acting like a sea god. Then i ran into the tent and did some fucked up voodoo shit on these 2 that were fucking like horsemen. dont remember the rest of the night.. came home and my head was up my ass | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1587 [Nickname] Jaimee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Currently drinking a blue and orange 4 loko! This should be a fun night :)(add more as the night goes on...)feeling a little bit of the loko and watching horrendous hater videos about the delicious beverage called the four loko. Everyone is just jealous that they finally invented the perfect college alcoholic beverage!! (be back in a few) first off, screaming girl running down the stairs,1, count it, one 4 loko in. I am also one 4 loko in but since guys drink more than girls i'm quite good at controlling myself! We shall see what happens as we drink more 4 lokos!! (be back soon) wait! (from Arad...I love singing and dancing. I just want to do it all the time!) Its safe to say, that I am tipsy off 1 four loko! Keep you updated as we drink more!! This night will be phenomenal! Update!! Arad is puking quite a bit in the toilet and we are trying to get her to bed... its been a rough night for little Arad but she said it has been magnificant :) we will keep you updated! (BRB) We just tucked Arad into bed with a trashcan by her side... I the other guy, is perfectly fine, just very drunk! Oh man.... four lokos can either make your night amazing or a misery! Please dont BAN them :( Goodnight world!! Love, your friendly four loko friends! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1586 [Nickname] Ughh [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | My bro and I drank some lokos and decided To go for a drive. 12 hours later and not feeling well, we have driven 12 hours, put 615 miles on my truck, and have been thru 3 states. Thanks Loko. We def. Missed classI | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1585 [Nickname] Pisser [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Started my night out with a four loko and about 6 or 7 brews in under an hour. This was a mistake in itself and after this, I proceeded to down another loko, which i do not remember doing. Passed out and had a penis drawn on my face. That is not where the night ended. My roommate was skyping his girlfriend at 4 in the morning, and I got out of bed and started pissing towards his side of the room. He asked if I knew what i had just done, and I responded, "yeah, I just peed on the floor." I proceed in jumping back into bed, and woke up 5 hours later with my pants unbuttoned and the smell of piss on my roommates side of the room. Sad part is I can't remember pissing everywhere. Thanks four loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1584 [Nickname] Sly [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Started the night with a 40 and a 4 loko and proceeded to go out with my boys without even feeling the effects. On the walk too the Pub I could tell I was getting angrier at other guys and sexier by the minute to women. Turns put that I kissed the a pretty hot girl at the bar but neutralized it by kissing a defensive tackle sized girl, and later trying to fight peole who claimed it was true. Thank God for Four Loko's scientifict engineering. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1583 [Nickname] Beaner [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank some Lokos and I woke up naked next to a large, real-life gorilla. We had bananas for breakfast. I was pretty hung over but she was ok. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1582 [Nickname] billy bob [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | one time Drank seven Four Lokos and woke up to ten dead babies and a empty pack of condoms and my only thought was why is my semen everywhere | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1581 [Nickname] chels [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | The first time i drank 4locos, me and my girlfriend were swimming and each drank three, didn't know how hammered we were drove to the bar with my bathing suit on and a michael jackson jacket over it, and then wokeup the next day in my neighbors bed, found my car in the middle of the road in drive with the keys in it windows down purse, ipod, cell phone, gps, mixed drink all inside with the windows down. happy im not pregnant or my car wasnt stolen..hahaa | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1580 [Nickname] Bill Cutting [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | Had a four loko with my brother and herbert. Nothing crazy happened because I'm not a pussy. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1579 [Nickname] crazy crazy no more [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | only a few sips got me loko drunk ,.. couldnt even breastfeed my baby eff you four lokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1578 [Nickname] Boss [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | One night I bought a case of 4 loko and sold it to underage teens, the next day I saw in the news that 5 high schoolers got into a car accident with lemonade 4 loko cans found in the car. Lemonade is what I bought. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1577 [Nickname] DEVINE [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I SUCKED ROB OFF | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1576 [Nickname] georgegoogz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i drink them i pass out i wake up i throw up | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1575 [Nickname] Rockstar lifestyle [Loko] 60 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | drank 5 cuatro crazies in less then one hour went to school, got suspended, lost all my possessions, woke up in a hospital( not like in a bed like in the waiting area still drunk), walked home half naked, screamed at some people on a bus and lost my virginity to my cleaning lady. probably the single greatest day of my life. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1574 [Nickname] loko empire [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One night in Atlantic City, I chugged a can and a half of blue raspberry Loko, a 6 pack of molson ice, and multiple shots. I'm a heavy drinker and sometime after the 1st loko and before the second, I wound up going to the pool, getting wristbanded and abandoned by my friends, and meeting new ones. After the second half and 3 molsons, I then reunited with my old friends, managed to get off an elevator and run full speed into a wall, pass out face first on the floor of the casino, and lock my friends out of our hotel room...without remembering ANY of it. Needless to say, I got Loko that night and have scars to prove it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1573 [Nickname] TheJizzard [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was at a party and some girl left her half full can of four loko on the beer pong table. For the next 30-40 minutes, I savored every minute of it. About an hour later, I was drunk off my ass. I couldn't even walk and puked in my buddy's car. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1572 [Nickname] z nasty [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | stopped at a corner store before the bars so i could get a 4loko, ended up getting 2 cuz i had to spend 5 bucks. chugged both right before entering the bar. dont remember anything at the bar. next thing i know im in my car with a DUI...thanks 4loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1571 [Nickname] Idiot [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Back in the day (read early September), during a new student orientation party at school, I decided that drinking Four Loko was not enough so I shotgunned it. 8 seconds of carbonated, caffeinated bliss and I was done.. That was the last thing I remember well and it's only about 10 pm. Woke up at 3 am with my pants completely pissed and tic tac toe games all over my face and back. Found out later that I was doing octobongs and suddenly puked all over the keg. R.I.P Four Loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1570 [Nickname] Biker? [Loko] 31 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | I always pull the tabs off cans to remember how much I had to drink. I woke up at my friends house with a crap load of pull tabs and I somehow own a motorcycle now. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1569 [Nickname] post college [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | drank four loko. watched jersey shore. projectile vomited on sidewalk. stashed a natty light in my pocket and downed it at fashionable club. Danced. Danced. Danced. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1568 [Nickname] that guy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I decided to start the night off with 2 loko's having never drank them. So i sit down crack open the first one and down it in about twenty minutes. Crack open my second and then head out to a pregame with my roommate. We get there and shots start flowing. By the time I get to the bar I was blacked out, but from what I was told when I got to the front of the line and the bouncer told me ID was fake I laughed at him told him what was wrong with it grabbed it from his hand and just walked by. After getting in someone kept feeding me more beer, so I was feeling a little spry and started talking with some girls. After about ten minutes I licked some random girls face and then stumbled out of the bar followed by running home two miles barefoot and pantsless. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1567 [Nickname] No Pants Policy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | My buddy and I got 4 cans of four loko and drank two each. We proceeded to the bars to take two shots each of crown. I felt great. i was having a wonderful time until I was put in an armchair. The arm chair sucked so I got up and rolled again. People were not impressed. Apparently I told my buddies future sister in law that I was going to fuck the shit out her that night. Again,, people were not impressed. The least so was her mother who was standing next to her. Afterward I proceeded back to the bar to take another crown shot. I gave her my metro card to swipe and it obviously didn't work. I began to yell at her while simultaneously pissing myself in the middle of the bar. I was then drug out my the bouncer who beat the shit out of me. It was cool. Afterwards everything began to really suck. I couldn't get a ride home for like 5 minutes and then when I got home my model girlfriend was asleep but woke up and wanted to have crazy sex. I wanted to go to sleep but she just started giving me this amazing blowjob...like the kind where she sucks great on your balls and has no gag reflex, it was awesome, anyway, I ended up having to stay up with her all night. RegardlessI just want to say that through all of it | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1566 [Nickname] fourloko is love [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | One of the first times I drank a four loko, i was on my way to a party and drank a grape one, no problem. I got into the party and did three shots of vodka. then i was told to do a beer bong of vodka and agreed, the rest of the night was a blur, all i remember was throwing up in a garbage can, puking on the kids couch, getting kicked out..... Starting a huge riot, falling into the dirt and making out with every one in sight. and the best part of the night is I didn't get alcohol poisoning. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1565 [Nickname] Balls deep [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Okay so I heard four lokos were banned so I drank two before going out plus many games of beer pong then went out and then drank numerous beers came back home and fucked a fat bitch...thanks foir lokos cause I didnt remember what I had done until I looked at my texts the following days | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1564 [Nickname] Gordon Rosewater [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | AFTER I FOUND THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME BOUGHT 2, DRANK THEM IN 5-7 MINUTES, AND BLACKED OUT. MY SISTER WOKE ME UP IN A HEAP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS. SHE WAS PISSED I TRIED TO MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIEND AND MESSED UP THEYRE PARTY. HAHA! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1563 [Nickname] jim [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | shot a ton of heroin and drank a four loko. it was fun. do it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1562 [Nickname] Wheelin n dealin [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | The night started with two lokos then some smirnoff and uv blue. The party was starting to die down so I found the girl I hooked up with a few nights ago. We went into a backroom and it started to get pretty intimate and as she was taking my pants off I passed out. All I remember is waking up to her saying and I quote "well that was quick". Gotta love four loko <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1561 [Nickname] Mandi4ever [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I think lemon-lime LOKO is awesome! I have struggled with weight gain/loss since I was 15. 2 cans of Loko will make you puke until it hurts and you will shit your butthole inside out. I'm finally in a size 2!!. Thanks Crack-in-a-Can!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1560 [Nickname] Thank god im alive [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I disappeared with a stranger for 45 minutes, asked a random girl to be my best friend, made out with 7 guys of all different ethnicities, got a huge scar on my arm (don?t know how), and drove home singing party in the USA at the top of my lungs. All within a few hours. Ohh yeah, that girl, she?s now my best friend :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1559 [Nickname] Iwasbornunicorn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My story spans over the course of two nights of straight loko. Well I went to get some watermelon four loko one night and went to a local bar where there was this gorgeous Aussie bar back that I had been eyeing for weeks. When I get to the bar there is this bitchy girl chatting him up and she whips out his phone to give him her number and then she does. After that, she charges her phone and walks away from it, so I stole it, ran it under water and stuffed it in the toilet tank. The worst part is that the next night I loko'ed again and ran around lower east side with my two best friends and stole hard hats from a construction site. We were chased by one of the workers, then he tells us we can keep them. We go back the the bar from the night before with the hardhats and proceed to dance our way to the bathroom. At this point I remembered the phone and checked to see if it was still there and it was! I took the phone, washed it off again, then took it to the street and smashed it, then threw it into the gutter. The girl and the hot Aussie are dating now and I broke my iphone. Karma. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1558 [Nickname] Future of America [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I raped all your mothers at one time on the juice. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1557 [Nickname] Captain Crunch [Loko] 50 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | I'm a career boozer; can drink all day and walk a straight line. Four Loko kicked my ass! The shit will make you see Jesus. Just two of those evil cans had me walking in circles and riding a mower in the dark thru neighbors' yards. I think they were appreciative, as the blades were spinning. Ended up rolling the bitch and burning my forearm; thanks LOKO. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1556 [Nickname] cbaby [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i always say i hate 4 loko &'d i'll never have another one AGAIN but then everynight i find myself at the store buying MORE ! <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1555 [Nickname] Knuckles [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After 2 Four Lokos (+ some other alcohol I don't remember), I ended up making out with a distant relative | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1554 [Nickname] baddest bitch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | mixing vody and locoz is the best idea ive ever had. well i guess i passed out on a couch and i guess cops came to my couch. and so i guess he asked me what i drank and i guess all i said was i drank a four locccoooo sirr drunkly i mean atleast he knows my name now! ps weeeeee floour | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1553 [Nickname] ferr low koh [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | so i had like, three four lokos (lemonade loyolty). and we're like, chillin, and i had to puke. so i say i have to go puke, and i start walking away, and i make it like five feet and i fall on the floor, just unable to move and i feel so nauseous so i just put my finger down my throat and thus begins an hour of puking. eight times. i just rolled around in the grass hoping i wasn't rolling in my own puke. blegh i wish they weren't getting banned in ny :( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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