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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1752 [Nickname] puto culero [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | drank 4loko and 2 coors 24oz and ended up trying to kill 3 people one a guy talking shit to me 2 my friend 3 my friends dad i ended up shanking guy number 1 hahaha | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1751 [Nickname] quatre crazy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 2 lokos and a half a water bottle of vodka, i took my clothes off in the woods, stole 2 blunts, got home and fell off my toilet naked, passed out and woke up with a goose egg and a black eye | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1750 [Nickname] peter shaw [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I was at a party at my friends house when I had a a quarter of a handle and 3 lokos. I decide to go into my friends bathroom cause I had to shit. I walk in, couldn't find the lights or the toilet so I decide to just pull of my pants and take a shit on them. I shove them in a cabinet, the next day the parents came back and found my shorts with shit covered in them and the best part is it had my name on it, not akward at all going to his house the next day to pick them up from the parents | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1749 [Nickname] Se7en [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I heard of 4loko so i thought i would grab a few flavors to try them. First, i pre-gamed with a blue raspberry(gross). Then when i got to the party i split a fruit punch(yum) and a lemonade(yum) with another person. About a few games of flip cup later(with beer) i was gone. apparently i got so pissed for no reason so they tried to put me to bed. but 2 minutes later i ran down stairs and started screaming at everyone for talking behind my back. I then apparently ran out of the house, which they then tried to stop me. In the process of my girlfriend trying to bring me back in side and me trying to leave i ripped my phone in half. After that my girlfriend just let me go and i ended up walking/running a mile and a half through town completely wasted. I wake up the next morning in my own bed at my house with no shirt on and scratches all over my chest. with only bits and pieces that i remember from the night before. be smart kids. only drink one. Its a black out that doesn't let you sleep. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1748 [Nickname] Lokolokoloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So I had 6 four loko's, yes six, when I decided to pre game for a friends birthday party. Lets just say we would've turned this into The hangover part fucking two. My friend & I thought it would be a good idea to jump into a random bus, we didn't know where we were going, we ended up making 37 dollars on that bus ride from who knows what, we got off the bus, started harassing old lady's, ended up finding a random cat that we stood with the whole night, Half of my hair was purple, my friend's face was painted on with purple marker, we were covered in silly string, Oh and not to mention I found Casino chips in my purse, and a completely different outfit on. Thank you four lokos <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1747 [Nickname] Da Mufkn ppl champ [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 4 loko went to cookout threw a lighter at a car got ma knicca chased down almost ran over than kicked a cars side mirror off, threw lawn chairs in da pond thing, took the dog poop outta da trash and threw it in the pool, took pppls pumpkins and smashed them on da ground. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1746 [Nickname] yoooo [Loko] 103 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story] | so i decided 2 have 3 four lokos the other night. we were pre-gaming to go to a party at my girlfriends house. But i never got to the party, on my way there my friend who was driving got pulled over for not having his headlights on(he was sober) the cop asked if i was drunk and i told him i fisted his grandmother with a hulk hand. then he said excuse me sir, then i exited the passenger door where i started swinging at him but never connected. he took out his taser and tazed me but it didnt seem to get to me and as i was going to chase the cop again a mazda 3 going about 30 MPH hit me as i was going after the cop. i landed about 10 feet away bloody as hell. but i got up, ran towards my friends car and started screaming at him telling to leave because nazi zombies were coming.(i love black ops) later that night i ended up in jail on a $2,500. my great friend bailed me out the next morning. thanks four loko, im never drinking again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1745 [Nickname] O. Dear [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | 3 Four Lokos. Slept with my friend. Had cops called on me for assault. Got kicked out of Toys R' Us. Got kicked out of two bars. BEST DRINK EVER! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1744 [Nickname] toxicwaste [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | The other night I drank 3 four lokos and I've been shitting water since | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1743 [Nickname] CHAMPION [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | after a 4 loko pound session or 2 i pushed some kid down the stairs and called him a fuckin nerd | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1742 [Nickname] O-No-oh. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a Four Loko and woke up a hero. Apparently I chased down some kid who stole some money from a girl playing Cello on a street in Downtown San Diego. The kid dropped the money as a nearby House of Blues security guard helped me "pickle" him, but instead of giving it all back, I allegedly tried to charge the girl a "rescue" fee so I could buy and try "Blue-Flavored 'Escape Fuel'." I guess I forgot how to say "Four Loko" by then. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1741 [Nickname] Ur2Stank [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank three 4lokos and raged all night.. I ended up crashin at my gf's house. Her parents were out at the time so we started havin anal sex on the couch in the living room.. About 5 min into sex we hear the garage door start opening so I pulled out really quick and she shit on the couch a good bit.. We hurried to get out clothes on before they walked in and just threw some couch pillows over the shit.. Well her dad asked about it and we blamed it on "snoball" her poodle.. No lie her dad took the dog in the back yard and shot it.. Swear to god | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1740 [Nickname] Lokote [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Went an bought about 7 lokos drank about 3 1/2 an also got sum white girl (Fish scale ) size kicked it at tha homies crib just drinking n busting keys so fuckin way later on that nyte I made it home driving ha.. 420!!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1739 [Nickname] Loko Flugtag [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Recently, the Redbull Flutag event was held in Philadelphia. Two friends of mine along with myself live outside of Atlantic City, so we decided to make our way to the event. While sitting in a Wawa parking lot we are eating lunch and I decide..."lets get drunk!" Mind you, I drank two Redbulls already! We got a 24 pack of Miller Lite and 4 Four Loko's, there was three of us. While on our way up, we finish a good portion of the beer and start working on our Loko, then...it hit us, hammered already, we start working on the second Loko. I start yelling at cars in traffic and guys on motorcycles, then see the Ronald Mcdonald house..where I also yell something very offensive. While sitting in traffic, Jon gets out of the SUV and throws his trash on the railroad tracks in front of many many people. We finally get to the parking lot, destroyed at this point, peeing next to cars and yelling offensive slurs and sounds. We played follow the leader all throughout our voyage to the actual grounds of the event and i somehow ended up falling and cutting my leg. Im not really sure how. We finally get to the grounds and there are literally THOUSANDS of people, just so happens to be that we saw some friends and hung with them. While enjoying our drunken fun, Jon and I decide "it's time to take a leak"..This line for the porterpot is HUGE, we cut infront of a good 80 people and both decide to go in the same PorterPotty..Mind you, I am only 170lbs, Jon is about 250-260lbs! When we are finished crossing swords, we exit and some how manage to split up, i see another person from home and hang with him..Then manage to meet back up with my original gang, where I decide it's a great idea to scoop some people up on my shoulders, just so happens to be the wrong people! So while I am scooping random people up, my friends are taking pictures of the crowd and surroundings, that is where they located me! With people on my shoulders and screaming obscene things! We finally meet and Jon introduces me to some random girls and guys, one guy gave us a brand new bottle of Jager (Jon and I drank it all right then and there)then, one of the girls says "look at my tattoo!" she lifts up her skirt and has the most perfect DICK tattooed on her ass-cheek! it looked more real then our own! While threatening the security guard that i was going to jump in to the Delaware River and swim to Philly so i didnt have to pay the toll, Jon and our friends are breaking bottles on the asphalt.(Very Roudy) Finally we decide its time to go, we head over to the parking lot and I decide "Im going in that warehouse!" Jon and Jay both said "there is noway youre getting in!" well, the first door i opened was unlocked and i was in! Then we head over to Pat's Steaks for some Philly Cheese steaks, while standing in the extra long ride, a Honda Civic pulls up to a stop sign and hits Jon with the mirrors, he looks and just starts laughing at the guy in the car. We all get TWO cheese steaks each and house the things within minutes, then while driving to a friends girlfriends house we see a friend driving and throw food at his convertible infront of police and bystanders on the street. When we arrive at the "girlfriends" house, we realize she is at work until 11! So we think its a good idea to take pictures of the railroad tracks and stuff, while doing this, we manage to almost get hit by Septa trains...three times i believe? When the end of the night comes, we are driving down the Atlantic City Expressway, it is 1130 at night, maybe later..(i dont really remember), and already we are hungover and thinking about what to do next. We thank you Four Loko! Sincerely, Justin Jay Jon | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1738 [Nickname] BEAST the III [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I live in a fraternity house so i am quite acquianted with alcohol. I had two four lokos for the first time last night. We started pounding away at a friends apartment and decided to go to the local drunk eatery to get our munch on. THere we started a fight with two offensive linemen from the college football team. I dont remember much but i do remember putting a guy into a cholkhold while my friend punch the shit out of his stomach. The owner of the establishment came out, broke up the fight and told us that we were never welcome there again. I somehow managed to stumble my way back to the house and got into my room when I couldnt find my laptop and proceeded to flip a shit. I left three very offensive voicemails on my roomates phone, called some random guy and told him to suck a dick, and flipped a 200 pound couch into the air and watched it land on and break my table. I then flipped over the other couch, kicked the beer pong table and punched a hole through it. I then poured beer into my roomates fishtank and posted up angry post its that told people to fuck off. i also threw my roomates laundry all over the room. when he came back i stormed him and asked "who stole my laptop" when he calmly said its on your bed. OH MY BAD. THen I thanked God and cried into the couch. Fell asleep with uggs on. the best night I never remembered. THanks four Loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1737 [Nickname] melissa and jean [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | jean: 3:40 am - after popping my friends birthday balloon and throwing my purse into the street i ran away from my boyfriend and sat down with two bouncers on a bench. anger in my eyes and tears down my cheeks, makeup smeared and hair a mess, i realized that my cigarettes were in my purse that i had thrown into the street - the contents of which were now scattered on metropolitan avenue and being gathered by the boyfriend. i asked the bouncers for a cigarette - who obliged and tried to console me. after a long and drawn out fight with the boyfriend he said we should go home to which i replied, fuck you! so he turned around and walked into the subway station. my stubbornness exhausted upon realizing that i was sitting on the avenue with my skirt hiked up around my waist and probably too drunk to make it home by myself. after rushing to buy a single ride so i could catch him before the train came, i tromped hurriedly to where he was and pretended not to notice him as to maintain some dignity. when we got on the subway he rolled his eyes as i walked to the other end of the car. several people turned around when i shouted his name across the car. with a look of horror on his face he came and sat down across from me, with no motivation more than shutting me up. we fought the whole way home but when we got there had sex. it seemed he was feeling fairly drunk and horny too, and also possibly needing to expel some rage because he whipped out the buttplug he bought me last christmas and rammed it lubeless up my ass. through the panties that he had stuffed in my mouth i tried to scream, "lube!" but all that was conveyed was the sexy struggle of a pervert. in my desperation, i managed to wiggle a leg free and kick with all my might into his ribcage. as he flew off the bed, i sat up and wildly slapped at his face with both hands. i pulled the panties out of my mouth and the plug out of my butt and screamed, "fuck! lube!!" he pulled himself together and and picked up the dildo. it was dark. our senses of smell impeded by the many ashtrays and old pizza boxes, i watched him attempt to lube up the buttplug with his mouth. needless to say, it was covered with shit. he would mention the next morning as i gathered what remained of my purse that it was poetic that the last sex we would ever have would fill his mouth with crap. melissa: 3:00 am - jean would not stop screaming no matter how hard i hit. she was having another episode with her long time love affair that inevitably would ruin the night for us all. she threw me her house keys and fled my car in a star-crazed fury. my feet hurt from dancing so i decided to call it a night. i drove to her house and let myself in. her roommates were home and confused as to who i was - i said nothing and went into her room and watched porn and cried. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1736 [Nickname] AlPal [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a four loko before going to the bars. After the bars I was walking home with my friends and was arrested, along with both of my friends. I was the only one taken to jail because I was the only one being loko. My friends came to pick me up from jail and I drank another loko when i got home. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1735 [Nickname] Mike Daddy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I pregamed with loko and cheap vodka, went downtown, got fuckin shit hammered more off whiskey and beer, came back to campus, passed out on my girlfriend, after she finally woke me up i decided it would be a good idea to drink another one to wake me up, i chugged it, threw up all over both bathroom stalls and whiskey dicked and passed out again | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1734 [Nickname] m t dubs [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So I was lounging on an icy roof, loko in hand, when I lost my footing and faceplanted a car windshield 15 feet below. That's what the paramedics tell me, anyway. I don't remember a damn thing. A dozen stitches later and I'm writing this from the hospital! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1733 [Nickname] Drunkwalks! [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | A few friends of mine got bored and i got the bright idea to go out on a drunk walk... it started off as a small thing, nothing too exciting happened but one night we got 7 four locos and drank them all, walked around until we could barely walk straight, found leaf piles bigger then us and attacked, peed behind trees, almost got attacked by a raccoon, left a present in an alley, lost everything then went back and found it all, stole a croquet mallet and a giant magic stick, played in someones tree house, snuck up on some teenage lovers and scared them, moved for sale signs to random houses, hunted ware wolves, then finally the night ended with all the ladies in a tub taking abath together to cool down.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1732 [Nickname] babygurl [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank two 4lokos (= 8loko), drew a fake mustache on my face, called everyone at the party "babygurl," lost my wallet keys and phone, had to climb my balcony to get into my house. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1731 [Nickname] spaz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank half a 4loko after a couple beers and by the time I came to my senses I found myself at the city harbor in the bathroom with the showers on looking at myself in the mirror crying. of joy. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1730 [Nickname] fourloko animal [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | while experiencing the college must do of panama city spring break which also landed on my 21st birthday, I chugged a 4loko immediatley after arrival. two hours later i came out of my blackout in a shower with a random guy....... happy birthday to me! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1729 [Nickname] hairy johnson [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | the night started off with two 4 lokos. then i proceded to play beer pong, but instead of beer, we used captian. i woke up under a pool table, mayonaise on my face. several different cuts and bruises, and 8 bucks left. apairently we went to a party, drank, went to jack n the box, i cursed out the guy, threw my burger at him. came back couldnt finish it, played more beer pong,got in a fight with my friend, and passed out under a pool table as they wrote huge dicks on my face. i gave them permission to do so... im only 15, i wonder what itll be like when im 21. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1728 [Nickname] Maradona Goes Down [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I went to a Halloween party at a tuna cannery in Bushwick apres-loko. My friends say I got in a physical fight with a girl dressed as Yolandi of the popular South African rap group DIE ANTWOORD. As they ushered me out of the party I fell down a long flight of stairs and sprained my ankle (leading to my week long stint on crutches). When I got out of the gypsy cab I fell down in the street and my roommate dragged me into our apartment by my ankles. Only the next day did I see the photos of myself trying to pee into our oven. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1727 [Nickname] joey loc [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Michigan banned four loko so I went out and bought out the local store 50 should last maybe a few months.... stick it to the man!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1726 [Nickname] alkuh-hall-lick [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i had just one four lokos and shit in my bed | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1725 [Nickname] Pass that Lok [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | EHOLEY! i cant believe this shit is banned, what the fuck am i going to do over the weekend. this shit literally saved my life, it got me in the most horniest, fucked up pyscho moods i have ever been in. One night i decided to crack that shit open, sucked it down within a span on 10 minutes, cracked another open, chugged that shit so fast i was puking it up like a fucking fountain you'd see shooting up water like a damn water fall. Few hours later, still with my head up my ass, i decided to go horseback riding. that horse was galloping so fast my dick was pounding against its spine and i think i might have jizzed on it a little. Before you know it i flew off the horse, after whipping its ass telling it to go faster, i flew off into a pile of FUCKING HORSE SHIT! thats rite, fuckin horse shit. face down, ass up. fuck my life. slept there all night, too piss drunk to get up. woke up with horse shit CAKED ON MY FUCKING FACE! and as i opened up my mouth to scream the dry shit fell inside of my mouth! oh my god, lord jesus save me please gotta love the loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1724 [Nickname] wasteoftastebuds [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | after consuming no more than an ounce of four loco, i decided it was poison and returned to whiskey. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1723 [Nickname] ZachL [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I pregamed with a Four Loko, went to my friend's party, did a keg stand, and had two more Four Lokos. By the end of my night, I put a hole in my friend's LCD TV, got lost in a familiar neighborhood for 2 hours, had a philosophical conversation with a police officer then blacked out. I woke up in the morning having had my dick sucked by another man, half a shaved head, a 30 pack box on my head and wearing slippers that weren't mine....I don't know where my shoes are. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1722 [Nickname] keith stone [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | couple nights ago i drank three four lokos, woke up covered in my own shit next to two dead hookers | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1721 [Nickname] LokoMotive [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Loko and Thai food??? Fuck this shit, never again...I have the chills right now and my throat hurts from puking. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1720 [Nickname] butterknife [Loko] 116 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | Last week pregamed with 3 Lokos then went to the bar. Several shots and beers later decided to leave with a lovely lady I had met that night. We decided that I was the more sober and that I should drive her car back to her place. Apparently I passed out while driving because I woke up after hitting a tree. She was still out cold so I pulled her into the driver seat and walked the 4 miles back to the bar. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1719 [Nickname] J [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Chugged half a lemonade Loko, filled it to the top with a tall boy of Bud Light Lime (awesome combo btw), chugged that, finished off the other half of the BLL, and proceeded to sprint through Penn Station for half an hour while being chased by Pac-Man (I was the orange ghost). Then once I hit the streets, I did a dolphin dive onto two girls, ran into a sidewalk under construction gate and tore up my palm, and hit on a girl dressed as Barbie for about an hour. I love you Halloween. I love you Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1718 [Nickname] alexxx [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | me and my friend shared a loko but i chugged most of it ahaha and soon she had to go home so i had nowhere to hangout so i go to a near liquor store to see if someone could buy me another loko..soon after i found some guys who sold me one of theres and i began to drink with some people that i saw chillen at a school....moments later i blacked out for about 4 hours (some girl that was there and told me i kept falling and hit my head on the concrete floor hard)and came back into consciousness at my house where i threw up in my living room( idont even remember) then i just threw up on myself but i was so fucked up i didnt even care ahah oh and i lost my shirt and got my ipod stolen fun night huh?!>:/ ahahahaha never drink two fourlokos its like asking for death | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1717 [Nickname] ... [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Nothing Ever Happens To Me When I Drink Four Lokos.. I Always Feel Completely Fine When I Drink Them. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1716 [Nickname] M. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Smart enough not to leave the house, this is my IM messaging to a friend after 2.5 Lokos..(spelling has been fixed so its readable) 10PM.. M: get me off i need to cum long pause.... 5 hours later.... OK so I woke up at 245 with a vibator in my ass and dildo in my pussy, sleeping on my back (which I NEVER do) watching master & commander on tv..thats shit needs to be banned M: oh and wearing headphones evidently watching porn M: my phone is missing and I seemed to have messaged joe instead of you in a bunch of posts M: now i cant get back to sleep and I'm afraid to take anything M: oh and my panties are soaked =) M: found my phone, stuck in the couch M: 2 xanax it is M: you're lucky i don't call you | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1715 [Nickname] jbsmith [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I just moved to Brooklyn for a new job. My friends in the area had been talking up four loko so i figured I'd give it a try and drank two of the blue raspberry cans then stumbled to a local dive bar. I didn't black out but I did muster up the courage to call a cute girl I work with and meet up with her. Fortunately for me she thought I was worth sleeping with. Unfortunately for her I shit the bed at some point during the night. I able to ninja out of her apartment before she woke up. I'll see her in the office on Monday.... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1714 [Nickname] AzNdRaG0nFly143 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 1 4loko and boy was a already gonzo bananzo and went to sleep. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1713 [Nickname] emmaline [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | What started as a happy hour beverage ended with me in bed at 10:00 pm. I woke up naked, with blood shot eyes, a counter covered in chili powder and no recollection of the evening. Somehow in my drunken stupor I managed to do the dishes. Not too loko, but let's just say I am far too old for Four Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1712 [Nickname] LOKO Larry [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Well, I (LOKO Larry) got so LOKO'D out with my main bro LOKO Lance that I shit my pants really hard. Like it was bleeding through my pants. Then my bro LOKO Lance shit his pants to from laughing so hard, and from pounding some LOKO puss. Then I yelled, "hey mom!! Me and LOKO lance shit are pants. Fuck You!!" Then we switched pants, multiple times throught the morning before work. When we got to work, we told our to boss to "fuck you!" Then we beat the shit out of him with are shoes. After the cops got done macing us, we beat the shit out of them with 4 LOKO cans. then we partied with the cops, hard!! with hookers, and LOKO'S, and male hookers. after drinking 18 4 LOKO'S,my heart was beating faster than the flash's. then me and LOKO Lance blew a donkey, twice. after we blacked out we woke the next morning with 15 mexican male hookers, bags of tacos, and billy baldwin. thanks LOKO!!!!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1711 [Nickname] Billyunaire [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Man you guys can't handle your 4 lokos cuz I drank a few plus some beers and Im stilllll writing this after going to a prof concert and stealing even more drinks with a turkey baster...suck it bitches | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1710 [Nickname] HOLY SHIT! [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1709 [Nickname] lokay [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One innocent night, a Tuesday I recall, I was given a free four loco by a generous friend. The night started out very promising, I was going to a bar to see my boyfriend dj. Upon finishing the loko before we arrived at the bar, the loko fueled debauchery started, and I lost count of how many post loko beers were had. Basically, I convinced myself I saw my boyfriend making out with another girl (the bar was basically empty), and I ended the night running out of a moving car....the police got involved and were very concerned for my safety. Lesson learned, four loko makes you mental. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1708 [Nickname] roosevelt [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So i downed 3 crandberry lemonade lokos to pregame this past halloween. Once i got to the party, already gone, i downed half a handle of burnettes blueberry vodka mixed with another cranberry lemonade loko. At this point i was well into my black out, and from what my friends and other random people, like the man at subway, have told me i proceeded to run around in my boxers with my shirt tied around my neck as a cape and black lace bra, which i got from god knows who, screaming "I LOVE LAMP" in an indian accent repeatedly. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1707 [Nickname] SSG [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I fucked "Ron" | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1706 [Nickname] Four Loko No Joko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Pre-gamed hard with 2 Four Loko cans before going to a Miami club. I ended up using my really shitty fake to get in, and smuggled in a handle of captain morgan in my pants. The next thing I remember is waking up on my friend's couch with dried throw up on my shirt and pants. My friend told me that I ended up throwing up in the girl's bath room and then tried to get on a frat bus as we left. I almost threw up in the cab too. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1705 [Nickname] steve [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | suked a dick in my room n the shit wuz da best thx 4 loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1704 [Nickname] mc nasty [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank 3 of these bad boys ended up running around downtown naked and ran away from the cops and started dick slanging | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1703 [Nickname] Dirtmerchant [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank deuce Four Locos then spent 4 hours on Ween Forum. Dank shiz for realz son! Hit me up if you wanna hang. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1702 [Nickname] 4-crazy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank 2 - 4 crazy's on my birthday... woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed post next to a fat girl (also naked), later pictures and video showed a time lapse of my downhill spiral , punched a hole in a wall , my girlfriend broke up with me and I tried fighting my best friends... not sure how I ended up with a chubby =( never again drinking this. LOL | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1701 [Nickname] Grandmas Boy [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Went to a 4th of July party, starting off the night with 2 FOUR LOKOS, continuing to drink with beer and liquor. Next thing I know, I was in the front yard behind a truck with a woman on her knees giving me head. After a few minutes of enjoying it, I look up and a guy is staring at me getting head. After she finished and stood up, I realized she was a 49 year old woman, and the man watching was her boyfriend. Afterwards, she tried to convince me to have sex while her boyfriend watched because apparently he's into that sort of thing. I'm 23 and I considered it. Thank You FOUR LOKO. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1700 [Nickname] locohype [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I downed 3 Lokos tonight + MANY beers, and think that the lightweights have ruined it for everyone! Yes, I like the "different" buzz (tried it for the 1st time because it is being banned in my state), I think many people would enjoy this, but it seems that some users have no self-control or responsibility in their lives. My story may not be funny, but it is reality... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1699 [Nickname] xyz [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Most of the night was bits and pieces but me and my friend compared stories to remember it. Okay it all started with a 4 locos drinking poker game. Somehow i manage to get a royal flush (first time in my life) and then get a straight immediately next WTF. too weird at this point being bombed sets in. Next thing I know I was dancing to trance music. I usually hate dancing, I'm also not a big fan of trance music. At some point i was a human skip-it (like the childhood toy) spinning my legs around on hardwood while my friend jumped over me. With a surge of energy Next comes the 1am workout bootcamp in which we proceeded to do alternating pushups, updowns, mountain climbers, squats for about 20 minutes with techno music blaring in the background My jeans are completely ripped and ruined and my cell phone is now broken how i dont know. The night finishes off with having rough 4 lokos sex, in which i pull back to thrust really hard at one point but it seemed not to get far. She pulls away and starts to scream like she just got shot. Tears come down her eyes she's in a lot of pain. She finally says "It stuck in my ass" as she's crying. This is truly an adventure in a can. Someones gonna leave with a sore ass. I am getting a 6 month supply before the ban clears it out. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1698 [Nickname] GlenSather [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Haha, had four of these bad boys three summers ago and wound up signing Wade Redden for 6.5 mil a year! And the summer before that,I signed Chris Drury and Scott Gomez!! Hahaha, ranger fans weren't happy bout them, but fuck em. I'm loko for my loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1697 [Nickname] Dipsett [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | On my birthday night, all i had was one loko and some shots of ciroc, my boys took me too a strip club where i blacked out, come to next day i heard that my friends paid for me to go on stage with the strippers where they rubbed their stinking booty on my face then stripped me naked and rode me like a horse on stage while people throwing singles until i finally collapse and passed out. wish i had a camera to actually see this wonderful night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1696 [Nickname] FourLokoNoJoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After about 3 four loko's, woke up in a field...naked. The field was linked to my ex-girlfriend's family's farm house. Apparently I tried to ask her father for her hand in marriage. He decided to chase me out of the house with his shotgun and then I decided to "play" with the farm animals. No other details have been given to me about that night. The wedding is next week. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1695 [Nickname] blasted [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After chugging a 4Loko at my friends house, I told her all my secrets then ran out into her yard, jumped over this large wall that led to the main road and sat in a park for an hour with a 2nd 4Loko in hand. My drug dealer showed up out of nowhere and I sat in a car and professed my love to him (his girlfriend was in the car and I don't love him). Got kicked out of his car and made out with a hobo for a ride (hobos don't have cars) but he did give me a third fourloko with which I blacked out and woke up the next day in my front yard (miles away from where I last remember being)where I peed all over myself and had a black eye. No hang over though. Can't wait for my next date with 4Loko <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1694 [Nickname] letsrip [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Had 2 loko's at the pool..... Apparently my nuts worked on their tan too. No big deal just went to the dining hall and atet some food to soak up all the loko.... but I puked all over the dining hall bathroom. stare | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1693 [Nickname] Dirk Diggler [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I was drinking a four loco in a paper bag on the streets of nyc. A cop came up and asked what I was drinking.....uh ooooo.....I told him drinking an energy drink and he asked me to show him....so I did and the fucking cop pig did not even think twice and believed me.....long live four loco!!!!!!!!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1692 [Nickname] LERUAL EHT [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | 2 4 lOCOs and a 40. i died went to heaven and came back to life. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1691 [Nickname] Sharice [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 3 locos, don't remember leaving the house but apparently played flip cup for 3 hours. Woke up on the floor of the bathroom in my boxer shorts. My roommate tried to open the door and woke up by smashing my head with it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1690 [Nickname] public bathroom [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 4loko, blank. Wake up 6 hours later on the floor of a public restroom in the middle of nowhere - not wearing shoes and wearing some guys shirt I have never seen before, and I don't have any of my stuff, phone etc. It took me more than an hour to walk home. When I come home the door is locked so I crawl trough the window. Get inside, go on facebook and see a message from the owner of the t-shirt who tells me that all my stuff is at his place. I go the day after to get my stuff and 4 of his friends are there. At first I'm not sure who's the right guy. and what do I buy the next time I'm drinkin - 4loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1689 [Nickname] Worm [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Having only heard the rumors about Four Lokos i had spotted a girl at a party holding one. She hadnt opened it and i wondered why but i had to see what the buzz was about. After some small talk I asked her if i could taste it. She let me take a 1 sip which turned into me downing the whole thing. After the house party we were at we went to a local bar when i was approched by a girl. Apparently we spoke for an hour telling each other everything about ourselves which i instantly forget about 10 mins later. I reapprooched the girl thinking i had never met her before. She was upset needless to say and after about 3 minutes of conversation i manage to fall asleep standing up and when she shook me i threw my drink all over her chest.. WET tshirt contest. YES. All after consuming my first and only Four LoKos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1688 [Nickname] DRT [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Tonight will be the last night I get to drink the beloved four loko. Planning on getting completely shitfaced for the last day and just go crazy, hopefully I don't wake up in jail or the hospital. CHEERS!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1687 [Nickname] The Loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank 2 n a half four loko's. blacked out, poured the other half of my third in my room mates fish tank, threw our table off the balcony, then set the fire alarm off in the apartment complex with aerosol spray. My room mates banned me from four loko before my state could. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1686 [Nickname] scrantonloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | went to goodfellas last night and bought 4 4lokos drank them all..enough said | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1685 [Nickname] Overrated [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a four loko last night. I got drunk. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1684 [Nickname] irish loko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | so i decided it was a great idea to drink 3 lokos in the span of an hour and then go to a bar. i walked into the bar, ordered a beer, and then blacked out. i was told the next morning that i spent the night buying rounds of drinks for cigarettes, yelling at everyone i saw, pissing a man off so bad he wanted to fight me without directly talking to him, and trying to piss on the side of a police station directly underneath the security camera. i then forced my cousin to get me wendy's, which i almost fell asleep eating and puked up 3 hours later. all in all a great night with senor loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1683 [Nickname] COREY MADDUX [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So i was jammin with my band, and we were talking about how awesome I am. I told them my awesomeness is untouchable. They told me if I could drink 4 Four Lokos then I was truly awesome. By my third Four Loko I was crying, laughing and screaming in no particular order. By the time I started my 4th I had stripped down naked, painted myself and was the self proclaim Tribal Leader of Awesomerigonee's. I also am now a registered sex offender. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1682 [Nickname] AbbyYouLoka! [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My friend & I drank 2 1/2 four lokos, then went to Dennys, ordered enough food to feed 2 families, & then just walked out without paying. We changed our minds & wanted tacos instead. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1681 [Nickname] Flinterz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I bought 10 Four Loko for myself and my two roommates. I drank two, Jimmy drank two, and Will drank the other 6. Both Jimmy and I got a little sick and couldn't remember what the hell happened. At 5 am Will came back from the bar, explaining he got kicked out. I told him I needed to go back to bed, and he asked me if I had phone numbers for prostitutes. He then tripped over my shelving and broke it into several pieces, knocking my TV over in the process (it landed right on him so it didn't break, thank god). When I locked him out of my room, he sprayed my shaving cream all over the floor in front of my door, and started screaming about having a threesome with two girls. Jimmy tried to tell him that no girls are awake at 730 in the morning and by 8 he was passed out on the couch with the last Four Loko tipped upside down and emptying onto the carpet of our $4000/month apartment...permanent stain about 2 ft wide...we didn't see Will leave his room for another 36 hours haha | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1680 [Nickname] queen* [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i had 3 lemonade loco's widd my homegirl and my mom was there monitoring us..so we brought ah couple dudes over from the street over [we knew them very well doe]....well to make a long story short,on my 2nd loco i was shakin my asx in front of everybody while my mom highly pissed at meh & grabbed me to stop,..but wen that 3rd one came in i was [GONE] and still dnt remember anything that happened but my mom and the boys told us wat happened...but my ex shun called me dha next morning and told me dat wen everybody went to sleep we hadd sex and it wasnt wit my permission..and i still havent told my mom:( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1679 [Nickname] Josh The Beer Killer [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 10 went to a preschool at 10 in the morning killed every baby in site, then proceeded to rape and pillage everyone there!!!! i mean they cant yell rape if there dead right?? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1678 [Nickname] Julieffinryan [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Okay first off, a good representation of the night, and this amount of four loko+alcohol split between four people: myself and three male friends. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1470846205935&set=a.1110700802525.19298.1077014600 Pretty fucking insane. If you can't see the picture, we bought 10 of them, one of each flavor and a few doubles, a bottle of captain morgan spiced rum, and a twelve pack of Lionshead. way ridiculous for four people. We drank furiously, slamming down the four, sloshing four in huge beer mugs with the captain, and annhilating the twelve pack almost immediately. All of a sudden, a massive crash, as one of the boys slams a window down too hard in all of his four loko superstrength and glass covered the kitchen. This lead to an all out thrash fest intended only to destroy the entire house. Breaking other dishes and glasses ensued, as well as extending rolls of toilet paper throughout, and wrestling / rolling around in the mess of broken glass and sticky bullshit. One of the boys attempted to initiate sex, and turning him down abruptly because I was only interested in destruction, he is filled with rage and races out of the house barefoot and up the street screaming madly. I, in turn, become enraged, and attempt to take a bicycle up the street to look for him, failing miserably as I fall immediately and destroy my knuckles on the street, creating an open bloody gash on my right hand. All of a sudden, the other roommate, a girl, comes home and is mortified of the destroyed house. Drunken madness ensued as she begins fighting and screaming with her significant other male, and I get involved wrongfully, and after telling me off, I get upset and grab my keys (oops) to attempt to search for the one who ran off earlier. I have with me a half drunk can of four. She comes outside attempting to stop me from leaving and grabs my keys and starts walking away. I make a futile effort to stop her by throwing the half empty can at her, and it douses her from head to toe. She freaks out and grabs my face with her nails SO HARD and punches me square in the mouth twice. I fall backwards and then start crying like a little bitch and take off dramatically in my car. While driving I catch a glimpse of the one lost boy and the significant other running through yards and leaping over fences like track runners after eachother. I follow them with my car to see them rolling around wrestling and hitting eachother in the middle of the street. They keep going and make it to the train station. When I get there, I become so enraged by this sight that I grab the one who tried to initiate sex, and start slapping him angrily and grab him by the throat (presumably in the fashion of the girl who hit me earlier) and try to take him away from this public place. It doesn't work so I decide to drive to Atlantic City? In a flash I was there, which is strange, and not memorable. Considering I was coming from Egg Harbor City, its a decent drive, but I guess I had a blast. Blackout time. Suddenly I'm on New York Avenue as I've crashed my car into the curb. Several men, who's faces I can't recall, approach me, and are shocked to see me I presume because my face is a bloody mess and I'm crying and in desperate trouble with a completely flat tire. Well like good Samaritans, they assist in changing my tire, but before they can get the hubcap on, I become paranoid and some strange four-loko force within me told me to flee the scene. So I take off with the door open, without saying thank you -.- and head back towards ???? wherever/???? I wake up the next morning in the boy who I slapped's truck. We're in Linwood, in an esteemed neighborhood in front of a huge house and the sun is agonizing. (What happened) At some point after fleeing the scene I got in contact with him and he met me at McDonald's where we preceded to have a fist fight , I have no idea why, but I guess it was in the spirit of the night. He told me it was pretty brutal. We treated eachother like worst enemies. WHY?!? I LIKE this kid!! In fact, we all love eachother and are great friends. The only explanation I can have for such rage would be the four loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1677 [Nickname] White Thunder [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 4 Lokos and felt like I been sippin Jack on Ice all night. I b the white Mike Vick on this shiitt ballin out o control | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1676 [Nickname] MisterShame [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Last weekend, I went to a party with my now ex girl friend. I had 2 Four Lokos and 3 shots of tequila. I began to drink another 4 loko when I began to grind on a guy (I'm straight), Apparently I got mad at the guy, punched him out and was forced to go home. My friends dropped me off at home with my girlfriend and she went to my room to get ready for bed. I was still wasted and I had forgotten my mom was staying for the weekend because I had went into the guest room and started to masturbate in her face while she was sleeping. She woke up. Now I'm single and my mom won't talk to me. Thanks 4 Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1675 [Nickname] FACINGTIME [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 5 four lokos..and woke up in the county jail...I am now facing 2 years in state prison..im out on bail right now. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1674 [Nickname] MrHangover [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank an entire four loko mixed with about a half cup of vodka and a lot of beer. not a good idea let me tell you. piss drunk within 30 minutes. stumbling, puking, and slurring words like there was no tomorrow. when i passed out i was like dead. the next day was the worst hangover i've ever had | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1673 [Nickname] ks'bdocvbsd [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I woke up with a headache and sponge bob band aids on my nipples. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1672 [Nickname] Hate Crime [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Last saturday was rollin a few loko's deep, when I decided to smash something. Ended up throwing a brick through a cars window. Was not satisfied so went back down and took a 9 Iron to the back windshield. The next morning I get a call from my friend seeing how I was feeling. He then told me the car I smashed up was one of my fraternity brother's car. FML! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1671 [Nickname] C.halen [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | I weight 118 pounds and im 5'6 and one night i had 2 four lokos....all i know is that i woke up at 8 am still drunk till 1 pm and by 8pm realized i had a concussion... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1670 [Nickname] fuckthepolize [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Four Loko should sell ad space on their cans for lawyers. I need a good one. Im pleading LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1669 [Nickname] t-rock [Loko] 46 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story] | Picked up 3 lokos and proceeded to drink them whilst playing Beirut. Desperately tried to convince him we needed to have a motor cycle driving contest, then guilted him into letting me take ecstasy at 2am (Note: I pretty much never do drugs). At some point I ripped the hair tie off his girlfriend's ponytail and demanded she "do something cool to my hair!", then the next 3 hours were a blur. I'm told I was falling into the recycle bin in our kitchen a lot. Then at like 5am, I had a string of about 20 phone calls over the span of an hour where I desperately tried to convince people it was a good idea an hour away to "just hang out and party". I woke up the next day on the floor with my hair in pigtails, fully clothed with shoes on, every conceivable object in my room that could be knocked over was knocked over and when I called back to inquire about the contents of my 20 some odd phone calls, I found that all I really kept saying was "I think I punched my TV" I then went outside for a cigarette, took 1 drag, and threw up. I then spent the next day and a half in bed | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1668 [Nickname] partyboyz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I love you Loko! You make me act like a fool and piss on things in public places. Sorry Dick's Sporting Goods. Actually, I'm not sorry, you guys are dicks! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1667 [Nickname] Death by Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Picked up 3 cans of Loko last night to see what all the fuss was about. Finished about 2.5 of them and blacked out. Woke to find that I had puked in /around all the toilets in my house and destroyed a costume closet and skyped a bunch of random Internet people. Not too Loko, but still woke up with the worst hangover and stomach ache I've ever had in my life. I have been completely useless for 20 hours now and cant keep any food down. Beware the Loko hangover! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1666 [Nickname] fuuuuuuuuuuu [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | wtf my story was deleted.. was it too loko? It was epic too.. oh well peace fags. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1665 [Nickname] LOKO for THEM LOKOS [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | okay. short story. played about 6 games of beer pong. last memory was puking back into my can of four loco and punching a hole through my friends wall. a night lost to all 4 of us will always remain a mystery. im loco for them lokos :D | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1664 [Nickname] Chip [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | All I can say is I thought I could handle the four loko. 6 hours later in a car with my friend I found myself at the end of Missouri. My friend looked over to me and said, " what are you thinking about?" I responded, " I can't believe how fucked up those two four lokos got us and not we are in Missouri.(We go to school in central Illinois.)I didnt make it to class for 3 days. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1663 [Nickname] sammy swanson [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Two 4 lokos is like 8 lokos mayn. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1662 [Nickname] Lorentz [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Played loko pong killed about 3 then blacked out.. Apparently went to the local WV strip club (legz) and continued drinking whiskey of course.. Ended up trying to push a dollar up a strippers butt.. They didn't like this and I was thrown out so I walked over an hour to get to the bars where I was kicked out rather quickly bc I shit myself an puked while walking down the stairs to get in.. Woke up on the mountainlair green with 4 cops poking me.. Tried making out with the lady cop and spent the rest of the day in a cell.. Thanks loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1661 [Nickname] NOT "Four" Me [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Up at my uncles lake house in Tawas, Michigan, I was having a real good time with some Family and Friends on Labor day weekend. I had been drinking for most of the day so i was already pretty buzzed, then 8 o'clock came around and My Cousin and my other Cousin's Boy friend bring home this shit. I had never seen it before and i wasnt sure what the hell it was. But my instant thought was, "hey what the hell, it looks damn good." I finish one, and i was feelin alright... then i open the next one get about half way down and it started to hit me.. but i kept right on drinkin.. Bad idea.. it alll started going down hill form there. i stumbled my way inside and made it to kitchen where i found my Cousin who gave it too me. I hung on him for a second and then i punched him in the arm and told him i hated him, and started cracking up laughing. i was sitting down with a couple friends that came up with me and i told them, "i don't do very good with fruity tasty drinks like this, so if my face goes white, watchout! cuz im pukin.." i sat there for a good.. oh 3 minutes before i just felt my face get cold.. i roll over on the floor crawled to the bathroom and puke it all up.. and puke, and puked... FourLoko is NOT a Friend. just dont drink it, its not worth it. it gets you trashed way to much way to fast. Good luck if you do decide to drink it.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1660 [Nickname] DrunkSandyStorm [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was pretty tired from the night before and thought it would be a good idea to get some 4 loko's to wake up for the night, my first experience with them. Pounded 2 in 40 mins Then started with Key ice to slow down. Apparently started to time travel at 9:30, during this time travel was front stage to a local band on my knees playing the air guitar screaming every song, opened a 75$ bar tab, managed to use my phone to pick a fight with my ex gf, and finally slept on 4 different couches in the house cause apparently there were bugs crawling all over me. Woke up the next day at noon with no idea, just a bunch of pictures on someones camera. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1659 [Nickname] 4loko farewell [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | As a farewell to 4loko (I go to college in NY) we decided to have a loko weekend. I the span of Friday night into sunday morning I drank 6 4 lokos. Apparently I tried to hump my RA, piss in the elevator, score some coke(which I've never done) attempted to ride on top of a taxi cab. I remembered none of this when I woke up on monday night in the hospital. Thank you 4 loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1658 [Nickname] numnut [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | So I had my first 4loko I got the purple one and it definately tasted like old wine, but it was a good pick me up from the jack and coke i had. Well decided it was a great idea to use all this energy and go sing karaoke! Well after having several words with a bouncer about the rules regarding hat wear, I was escorted out by the police and before he could arrest me I took off while he was distracted by a fight! Jumped in my gf's car and about 2 miles down the road decided it was a better idea for me to tell her fuck you ill just walk and walked/jogged the 2 hours home in the pouring rain and lightning and then had to jump over a wall to get into our apartment complex bashing my head on the ground in the process...never again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1657 [Nickname] Natalie Holloway [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a 4 loko and went clubbing in Aruba | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1656 [Nickname] love four loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Heythere I don't see what ppls problem is I drink like two to.three all the time.I even do youtube vdeos. My user is joelmacdermid69 and drink them in under three minutes. So theses people are crazy on here.no side affects at allo. Same as drinking yagbombs what's the different...learn how to drink u dummmys | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1655 [Nickname] ocho loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Started off pretty normal me and my buddy each had a loko, and my sister dare I say went Ocho Loko. Then we proceeded to drive d down to 6th street in austin to catch a show before the Loko hit. Parking the car and walking into the bar is where my memory ends. There were bits and pieces like we remembered being under a bridge with homeless dudes and a lot of tents. I woke up and my new Iphone was shattered. My roomate said he came home that night and I was bummbling around in my underwear pissed off about my phone while my sister and a good friend of mine were playing tonsil hockey in the backyard. The next morning we had no idea where we parked the car and had to get a ride around austin to find it. Oh ya and someone went ahead a urinated on the couch for good measure at some point. Free iphone case came 2 days later in the mail. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1654 [Nickname] trip [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | snuck 4 loko's into the midnight premiere of harry potter 7... it was amazing | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1653 [Nickname] kirbsman [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | had a beach party with a few friends, drank 4 beers and shotgunned 3 more. running low on beer two friends and I go on a beer run, instead we get some 4lokos. I drink one, decide to check out this huge rave party at the end of the beach, i must say hi and introduce myself to everybody. stagger back to my car get on the roof and sing kumbaiyah rockin back and forth. roll of the roof get surrounded by 10 black guys and get beat up and mugged on the beach. Woke up in my bed throwing up all day, all my blood vessels in my eye popped and my head hurts like a motherfucker. Now everyone at my campus knows me as "that one guy who got mugged on the beach" 4 lokos some messed up shit | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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