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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1953 [Nickname] David [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Four Loko fucked my entire summer so fucking hard that I had to make a mixtape about Four Loko. You would be suprised how many tracks in different languages are all about four loko! http://soundcloud.com/starfoxxxchicago/fourlokomix
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Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1952 [Nickname] kim22 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
i drank 2 fruit punch four lokos, ate some ramen noodles and fucked my bf all night. awesome. you guys need to act like you've drank before and stop being stupid frat douches/ sor whores.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1951 [Nickname] ASU [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Went to the ASU vs USC game with some 7 friends, 30 beers, and 8 fourlokos....Left the game with 4 friends, one black eye, one broken jaw (we are girls, we were hit by dudes) and no shoes, and no booze.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1950 [Nickname] Thisrsty Thursday [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]
last thursday i drank a four loco and then... kiddnapped a kid, ran from the cops, went to a kegger, had another four loco, made out with a 13 year old, threw up, made out with another 13 year old girl, went on a beer run, went to mc donalds and tryed to pay with monoply money at 2am, went streaking, past out on some random guys couch,woke up the next morning and threw up some more and then drove to school.
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Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1949 [Nickname] zz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
me:damn that was crazy as hell last nite nick:ya wat happened?!?! me:you dnt remembr we 3 wayed your mom bro
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Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1948 [Nickname] wakkawakka [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story]
lokos are gay
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17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1947 [Nickname] tank [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]
i just drank hella 4 lokos and didnt wake up till a week later
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17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1946 [Nickname] livie [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I have drank four locos for a while now and at least over 15 times. It became a big habit of mine and I'll share what I beleive is a no Loko. A few nights ago I drank probably my last four loko I'll ever get to on account of they are banned now and gas stations are running out. I was hanging out with my friend driving around to all different places. We went to my friends house where my bestfriend was and the four loko made me so emotional that I cried for an hour about everything, went back in my friends car to leave, started having trouble breathing, and blacked out. My friend told me that I would stop breathing and start up again and when he tried waking me up, it was not possible. He drove me home which is a half hour drive and stayed outside with me until I woke up. When I did, I was still waisted and barely made it into my house, went upstairs and crawled in bed with my aunt cause' I thought I was convinced I was going to die. My body was shaking and my heart was racing. I still love four loko's because not all my times drinking them were bad, some were the best nights of my life. But I think that road has ended now!
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Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1945 [Nickname] Lokoforever! [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
They put locko for a reason!
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1944 [Nickname] CJ Styles [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Yoooo.....this video explains a typical four loko night for my friends and myself.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqSe4Bceww0
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1943 [Nickname] muffet [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
it was halloween, my friends and i pregamed with some lemonade fourloko, we chugged 2 in 10 min. then went to chipotle asked random people for foil to get free burritos. i ended up calling some guy about 20 times, than got picked up. got another four loko (watermelon flavored) ended up at some guys house i barely know curled up into a ball with a blanket in his closet... couldnt find my shoes or my friend in the morning... oh and the whole time i was dressed as little ms. muffet... RIP four loko nights.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1942 [Nickname] f*cked [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I had a loko and some popov and then hung out with my friends and smoked a cig or 10 and then went inside and made out with this hot chic and then we went to my bedroom and i got up to go to the bathroom and puked everywhere, then she left.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1941 [Nickname] paigetasticcc [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
where i live we have a beach that has no authority so children and teens sit on the beach and drink the most common popular easy to buy drink, fourlokos ones day like any other because the entire beach was drunk on a school off day a small game of football ended up into a huge mob fight involving over 40 kids plenty of innocent people got there face smashed in thankssss fourlokkkkkkko
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1940 [Nickname] barracade boy! [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
after splitting a few four lokos with my gf, we make our way to the bar. We left an hour earlier than everyone else only to make it 2 blocks before my roommate found me running around in the street with a large, orange parking cone and my gf laying on the sidewalk yelling for me to help her up after she fell down. They helped us home, and we woke up in the morning with all our clothes including jackets and shoes on.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1939 [Nickname] M.I.A [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
So a week before four loko was banned, I snuck out to chill with my friends. which turned into me pregame-ing it with a few tropical punch four lokos to myself. my friends pick me up we get to his house, than they start to smoke, so i hit the gravity bong a few times. within in minutres i was claiming i was dying and talking about jesus as well as angels. i was saying this while throwing up in a random bag my friend handed me... i woke up at 12 the next morning and my parents had filed a missing persons report because they thought i was chopped up and raped when i went on a run this morning.. loko.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1938 [Nickname] DJ [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Well shit halloween I had about 3 of them joints smh bad move I was walking around puking everywhere I was told that I shouted over a banister on a roof screaming "fuck you" and puked on some guys car. My friends told me I was passed out sitting on the curb sleep on some dudes car door. Later on went to hollywood an I felt like I was walking down the street in a fucking movie gossh what a great night! Long live being smashed!
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1937 [Nickname] loko44loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
i pregamed for the bar by drinking one 4loko, 3 beers and several shots later i woke up with beer soaked clothes on and was told i got half naked in the bathroom of the bar with no reccollection of it...bless you 4loko
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1936 [Nickname] Maria Trombley [Loko] 137 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]
When I discovered this website, I was confident that I was going to blow you all away with my Four Loko stories, but then I realized that I don't remember anything I've ever done after drinking Four Loko's.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1935 [Nickname] rabittbunny [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
four lokos are stupid.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1934 [Nickname] 5B Brunettes [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
True Story: I don't remember any of my Four Loko stories. I really just don't remember anything I've ever done after having a Four Loko..
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1933 [Nickname] TahoeLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Last New Years at SouthLake Tahoe, with so many underaged drinkers and so little money, we opted for a 12 pack of Loko. after a Loko and a half and a belligerent attempt at climbing a street post on the California/Nevada border, i was deemed the most sober to drive. After dropping everyone off at the party, i was flagged over by some friends, went inside to take shots, and then was whisked to a new car for some more bar hopping. Fast forward to the next day; i wake up with a sparkly purple sequin tube top on in downtown Reno. CUATRO LOKO!!
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Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night?
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1932 [Nickname] sam [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
drank a 4loko-died-came back to life
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1931 [Nickname] R.S [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
i drank four 4lokos on the 4th of july this year i remember cracking the first one at 8pm after that the night is a complete blur i just remember waking up with the hottest blond next to me she is now my girlfriend thank you 4loko<3
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1930 [Nickname] Brett Favre [Loko] 37 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story]
Had 2 Loko's before game against Packers, threw 5 picks, got coach fired. Thanks 4 loko
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1929 [Nickname] mc1229 [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story]
Chugged an orange flavored loko during a party, played beerpong, and took a few shots all on an empty stomach.. sat down on a couch an hour later, puked all over my lap, and my cellphone broke due to puke related water damage.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1928 [Nickname] The Trauma [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]
So I've been a big advocate of Four Lokos since my first, and especially since their banning. Last night, before going out to the bars, I funneled one (I'm a Watermelon or Lemonade man) and chugged one. At the bars I had the usual handful of double whiskey gingers and Vegas Bombs. On the way home is when it gets fun though. I chased a girl on her way home from the bars across an elementary schoolyard, hopping the curb and completely freaking her out. After she headed into the nearby trees I get bored and start heading home...not before I ram into somebody's locked chain link gate. Why are they trying to keep me out?! Got stuck in the driveway of course and was just happy to make it out before the owners call the cops for trespassing, so again I start to head home. I make it home alive and well, until I start messing around with friends - from here it's all an educated guess as I have no memory of it - but I'm guessing I hit my head on something because next thing I know I'm in the ER getting 12 stitches and have various gashes across my head. I took it like a champ though, made it to work an hour and a half later!
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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1927 [Nickname] fuzzy black tail [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story]
So..one day this past summer me and few of my good friends were bored, we decided since we all had nothing to do that night and the next day we would get drunk.....We began drinking at around 2pm...i got myself 2 four lokos...i drank the first one pretty quick...while we were at my friends house apparently i put on my bathing suit and was walking around my friends pool....which was completely empty. I stood on one leg pretending to swim around the pool...(i know this only because of video footage) as the night went on i drank another loko...followed by a good amount of marijuana...i ended up walking to my friends front yard..feelin nautious...letting myself into her neighboors back yard...i ran down a large hill and hid behind her neighboors yard where i proceeded to throw up for a good 20 minutes...I woke up the next day (still wearing my bathing suit) in my friends empty room on .the floor..my friend was having her room redun...i noticed i had tiger like stripes all over my arms...apparently in the middle of the night i laid all over her freshly stained furniture. I dont remember much else of the night...but I do know I was sick for the next 3 days....never had another 4loko again.
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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story
[Hide] Hide [ID] 1926 [Nickname] 420 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
blackout after blackout...pretty much how my 4 loco nights end up.. ugh and the pounding headache the next day..like the one I have right now.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1925 [Nickname] 100 % true [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Me and a buddy of mine brought two twin sisters to a haunted house about a month back. We all decided to get LOKO before. After sneaking in, stealing pumpkins and scarring the workers at the haunted house the four of us went back to my basement to play rock band. We decided to drink a second LOKO. About half way through our 2nds me and my buddy were getting lap dances from the sisters. Next thing we know one of the twin sisters is on top of the other one trying to make out with her and lick her breasts. She is literally trying to rape her sister. It was amazing to watch at first but we finally had to step in and stop them. But then the sister who was trying to make out got into a LOKO rage and tried to beat everyone up who was getting in her way of making out with her sister. She threw beer cans, candles and rock band guitars at us. I still have a bite mark on my arm from trying keep her off her sister. Thank god for lesbian LOKO sisters.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1924 [Nickname] Ginger Guy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
So I was at a bright & tight party when I decided it would be a great idea to shotgun one of these blue raspberry babies. It was, for like a half hour. I then proceeded to go in and out of coherence the rest of the night as I polished off a six-pack of Mike's Hard Pink Lemonade. I ended up having to be walked home by some Freshman girl. I didn't boot that night, but the next day I booted no less than four times.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1923 [Nickname] hillbilly ;) [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
one night, i thought it would be a smart idea to drink two lokos on top of everything else i was drinking. let's just say i woke up the next morning with half of my front tooth missing, two scratched up knees, and ripped jeans. i love you, four loko. <4
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1922 [Nickname] Thatguy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I drank a 4loko and ended up taking a dump of my 3rd story balcony at 2 in the morning. Next morning i go outside to have a smoke and i see someone's dog eating it.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1921 [Nickname] booboo [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
My boyfriend drank three and started puking. I grabbed a taco bell bag and tried to hang it from his ears since I couldn't stand the smell. He won't eat taco bell anymore.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1920 [Nickname] Oh boy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I went to a dorm party in my building. We were all chilling having a good time playing pong, flip cup, etc. My boy went out for a beer run and brought back 4 4lokos for me and my girl. I drank one and felt it right away. Drank the second...rest was history. I woke up the next morning with my roommates pants half off me and completely naked with no shirt. I looked around my bed and there was puke on the walls, carpet, and ceiling. My roommate came in and looked at me in disgust. I asked him what had happened last night and apparently I had thrown my laptop at my speakers but surprisngly nothing broke. My girl also had brought in a bunch of random girls into our room and I had tried flirting with them right in front of her and she broke up with me for that. After she had walked out my roomate put me in my bed and told me to sleep. I then proceeded to take off all my clothes and run around the suite naked while yelling "IM FREEE!" I layed on the girls laps while he tried covering me up. I passed out on the floor with a sheet over me but later said it wasnt comfy and went to sleep in my bed. I dont know i took his clothes or what else happened but 4 lokos isnt a joke.
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http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1919 [Nickname] Cuz [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]
My first 4Loko experience was Halloween this year. I started with 2 4loko's at my place, along with swigs of cheap whiskey. That should give you a pretty good indication of how my night went. From there we went to a party a few blocks away. The first thing I did upon entering was crack a third 4loko which I promptly spilled all over my friends rug. No big deal, still have the whiskey - take more swigs, obviously. This is where I blacked out the for the first time in the night. Before the concert (Chromeo), I decided it would be a good idea to stop by the bar I work at (still blacked out). My roommate ordered a water for me and told me it was vodka & tonic, which I believed and drank. We then went to a Mexican restaurant near the concert hall wherein I started loudly and obnoxiously singing Chromeo songs, to the point where my roommate told me I was scaring the other people in the restaurant. When we got to the concert, I vaguely remember being inside for a few minutes, dancing to music and creeping on chicks. What I don't remember is being outside, hunched against the side of the building, huffing and grunting. A girl I knew from high school apparantly saw me and said hello. I didn't remember who she was, was confused as to how she knew me, stole 3 cigarettes when she offered me 1, and scared her away. At this point I'd lost my friends, had been banned from re-entering the concert for being too drunk and was just coming out of my second blackout. Not being able to reach any of my friends cell phones, I walked the 2+ miles back to the bar I work at, plop down on a stool and order a drink from the barback. He looked at me from a few feet away and just shook his head and walked away. I then called it a night and walked home. The next week Chicago banned the sale of 4loko. I do not think this was a coincidence.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1918 [Nickname] Dirte Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
One night i had two 4lokos before i went out to the bar (bad idea).. The next thing i remember i woke up wearing a thong on my head lying next to the toilet with shit in my pants and puke on my chin....... im loco for those lokos!!!
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1917 [Nickname] JkLeScH [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Me and my bros were planning on chilling at my crib one night, but we decided to get Loko instead. After waking up to 4 broken windows, a missing refrigerator, 24 empty boxes of fruit by the foot, and a warrant for my arrest, I'm still confident that we made a good decision.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1916 [Nickname] blondiiie [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
A group of my friends and i decided to drink some four lokos on a random tuesday night for the first time..we each got 3, being 120 pounds i had no idea what i was in store for.First one down started feeling good bein a little loud talkin shit even thought i had no idea what i was saying..at all.Started to drink the second one half way gone i was fighting people off, a hott mess, couldnt stand. Finished the second one let my friend with no license drive to the gas station, got to the gas station did almost 100$ worth of scratch offs on the table at the gas station while screaming at the clerk,ate 2 chili cheese dogs,2 sponge bob icecreams, one of which was all down the front of me.Blacked completly the fuck out afterwards. Woke up in the guest room looking for my clothes...heard plenty stories from my friends the next morning..FUCK FOUR LOKO.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1915 [Nickname] Bighottamale [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
It was Halloween night! Dressed in lol skanky costumes, me an my friend started the night off with a four loco! Not knowing what we were in for! A little time went by just mingling with friends and dancing... But after that, not much is remembered! I don't recall anything that has happened, everything that happened has been told to me! I peed in the front yard of someones house, laied on the tile floor to cool down, made a bed in a storage room, laid on the grass talking to people messing with peoples cars, getting undressed and not being able to get them back on, thinking the dog was a cheetah, and running through the yards!
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1914 [Nickname] DthXwfflz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Was fed a chocolate doughnut and made out with said chocolate doughnut still in the mouth by the "wife of the 2nd in command bandito (biker gang)" at the cash register of a convenience store at 3 AM Thank you fourlokos, although i am afraid for my life
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1913 [Nickname] Gosu [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
My friend came to visit me and my new place. That night he suggested that we play Four Loko Pong. We bought 8 Four Lokos, 1 handle of rum, and a case of beers for four people. I only drank 1 and a half Four Lokos and about 4-5 shots. Next thing I know, I wake up to the fire alarm. My room was filled with smoke and my roommates running around frantically. My head was spinning and was to drunk to assist them, I just fell right back asleep. When I woke up, they told me that apparently I lit a coal for my hookah, and just passed out alone. The coal ignited the box, and the whole thing caught on fire. I don't remember anything after taking the last shot. Four Loko made me light my apartment on fire.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1912 [Nickname] neveragain [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
drank four loko for the first time last night first can went down pretty well, decided to split another one with my cousin. soon enough i started feeling the effects. my cousin my brother and i were sitting around the tv not really watching just talking about what i have no recollection. next thing i know my brother is on the phone with my ex yelling at him my cousins laughing and i'm confused. after that i remember walking into the kitchen to find my cousin in a chair with her head on the sink my brother standing next to her both spitting into the sink. when i asked what they were doing my cousin responded "we're gonna throw up" in a matter-of-fact tone and my brother just smiled and continued to spit. then my cousin went into the bathroom and told me to come in with her. she proceeded to vom bright red puke four times. after i put her to bed i went to the bathroom and proceeded to vom bright red puke to which i responded by calling a friend and crying "i'm puking up blood, i'm puking up blood, omg theres so much blood". this morning i'm still shaking and i've discovered i lost an earing. never again four loko, never again
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1911 [Nickname] poopstain [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
drank 2,...shit myself...not drinking 2 again
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1910 [Nickname] HawkLoko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I popped open a can of Cranberry Lemonade. I offered my friends a sip. They proclaimed it tasted like death. I said to hell with them and consumed the rest of the 20 ounces on the spot. I don't remember what happened for the next couple minutes except that my hand was gashed and bloody when I came to. I couldn't stand up straight, so people forced me to sit down and drink water. I apparently didn't have enough motor control to hold that because more H20 ended up on me than in me. I walked a couple blocks to the tailgate when I was feeling more coordinated. I bent down to tie my shoe and couldn't get back up. After a recovery that stretched for eons, I advanced toward the aroma of grilled food. When I got to the tailgate, I staggered up to the line and started piling burgers on my plate. Literally every time I put a hamburger on my plate, it would fall to the ground without me noticing. I would look at the plate and wonder WTF why food disappeared to. I would then proceed to grab another one. I must have dropped my food too much because the staff eventually refused to serve me more. The story isn't over though. Eight hours later, with a pounding headache from the first Four Loko, I went to the bars. They don't serve Four Loko so you know that wasn't an exciting time. The fun didn't start until the afterparty, where I had two more Lokos. Needless to say, I was up until 7AM and accomplished nothing that whole time. At this point, I had the choice of going to sleep or shooting handguns all day. You know what my impaired judgment led me to do. When we stopped at a crowded gas station, I was still smashed enough to get out of the car and drunk dance while the meter ticked. I was trying not to puke on the ride to the pistol match. I don't really remember all that much about what happened aftewards. I was told I put two hundred rounds of ammo downrange and was bitched out for my poor safety habits. Apparently you're not supposed to have your finger on the trigger while running, especially not if you're wasted to oblivion. It's a fucking miracle I didn't somehow blow my own leg off. I'm done with 4L. Who wants the 30 cans in my fridge?
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1909 [Nickname] terminatrix [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Chugged 2 Lokos; woke up naked in a canoe in the middle of a river. Still not sure how I got there.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1908 [Nickname] lydz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
Fuck stupid people who were too pussy to handle it in ny, now the only drink that got me drunk for cheap is no longer sold near meeeee, shit is WEAAAAK i dont have retarded stories of myself dying on loko. why? cuz i can handle my shitt
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1907 [Nickname] DJ T.Knight [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Ok so im having like an old group of high school buddies over my house and i got a lemon four loko and chugged it in about thirty seconds then proceeded to have Oj and vodka. I awoke the next morning to find out that I was loud and obnoxious the whole night. Everything that i picked up i threw to the ground and screamed in laughter. I got in an argument with my girl because i took my dick out and started playing with it in the living room. So i proceeded to go to sleep in the shed. My mom grabbed me and pulled me in the house. Went over to the piano and started playing with my friend matt. Then i turned and laughed wicked loud at my cousin who just fell and she almost cried. Talked to my mom i guess about deep stuff then went downstairs and slept. FUCK LEGISLATORS AND THEIR AGENDAS TO TAKE LOKOS OFF THE SHELVES. THEY'D RATHER HAVE US DRINK THE MUCH SAFER BACARDI 151 INSTEAD
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1906 [Nickname] ukno [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I sucked my drug dealer from freshman years dick.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1905 [Nickname] sbblonde [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
lokos pong-->woke up in the Chumash Casino parking lot.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1904 [Nickname] cam'ron [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
yo i did some crazy ish you don't even wanna know my boy jimmy was like 'cam check this ish out' man... man you don't even wanna know no homo
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1903 [Nickname] Matt [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Well, I decided to try my first Loko the other night..Im a male, 120 lbs and about 5'7. Had a few friends over for beers, when one pulled out a loko knowingly I never drank them before. After drinking 3 beers and a Loko, I was immediately rocked. I ordered pizza, and thought the cops were knocking so I turned out all the lights in the house. Got the pizza somehow, (didnt even get to eat any..) and woke up a few hrs later with no one there, a baseball bat sticking out the front of my pants, and a huge penis drawn on my face. Thanks Loko, will try this out once more before I never drink these again...
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1902 [Nickname] OttosMom [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
4Loko is about to be banned in New York so you know I had to try me some. I split one (yes, just 1 can) of the purple flavor with a friend and almost immediately lost all sense of space and time. I ended up back in my hotel room an hour later having tweeted the word "poop" for no reason & chowing down on room service sauteed spinach and a turkey burger with a fried egg on top. Weird choices but who knows what I was up to while under the 4Loko influence, even if it was really only 2Loko since I only drank 1/2.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1901 [Nickname] BoozedayTuesday [Loko] 134 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story]
My friend Matt and I have the same birthday one year apart which happened to be on a Tuesday before our Calculus midterm the next day at 1 o'clock. We studied all week for the test. All week we planned on having out birthday celebration the Wednesday after the test. As we were doing our studying during that day we felt like we knew all our shit. So then our plan was to get lok'd that night to celebrate the night of our actual birthday too. Right after we planned it, I found out that I had to go to a meeting at 10 that night. I went to my meeting and ended at 10:30. I then went over to Matt's house thinking that we were not going to drink, but he thought otherwise and handed me my first loko. After drinking that loko like water I proceeded to take bong loads and birthday shots of patron. After that I cracked my 2nd loko. Cross-faded out of my mind. I started playing hockey (the drinking game) with my loko and when my can got hit, I had to chug. This last chug put me on the floor. Shivering on the ground face first with my face literally in the bowl, I thought I was going to die. I moved from the living room, to the bathroom and then to the bathtub where I ended up passing out. The next morning, I woke up at about 10:30 still shit-faced. I got driven home and in the car ride I had to puke. I held it till I got to my dorm where I yacked in the parking lot before I stumbled into my room. For the next 2 hours I layed on my floor trying to eat, drink and get better for my test at 1 o clock. Then when 12:30 came around, still hammered, I walked to class to take my test. We went to the test still drunk/hungover and took the test. After my test I went back to my dorm room at 3 and yacked the yellow shit in my shower and then passed out for the rest of the day. A week later, we got our tests back to see a 100% on my paper and a 102% on his. We got the two highest grades in the class.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1900 [Nickname] lokoKING [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1899 [Nickname] Moors [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story]
After consuming what would certainly, to any other human being, a lethal dose of Four Loko, I proceeded in breaking into an Indian reservation and shooting their chief with a musket. Turns out I was actually in a middle school and when I got out of jail Four Loko was banned. What the fuck.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1898 [Nickname] Butt rust [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I drank (2) four loko's and had to take a dump at the bar. Decided to run home and shit in my jeans...it ran into my shoes. It's hard to hitch hike with a gallon of liquid shit in your pants...I'm 44 years old--- god dammit!
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1897 [Nickname] homieT [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I drank a four loko and woke up without a tooth in the morning
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1896 [Nickname] makeoutblackedout [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
So me and my roommates decide to make a beer pong in our new apartment one Saturday night. It was suppose to be a small gathering and it turned out into a big ass party. A friend of mine brought in a 4 loko and told me I can't hang, I decided to prove him wrong and drink one on an empty stomach. It was a mistake to tell people I didn't eat, everyone was jus giving me beer, grey goose, henessy, and to top it off another can of loko. Man was that a mistake to mix everything, I started making out with a guy I mess with, next thing you know I'm pulling his crooch two my second floor (btw I own first and second floor house) ended up having sex and blacking out, those four lokos sneaked in quick. I've heard I walked on the street in socks, was very agressive to my friends and cried my ass off. The following day I had to work. When I got to work I realized I wasn't wearing under wear. NO MORE FOUR LOKOS FOR ME!!!
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1895 [Nickname] lillok [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
so i had boyfriend that i dated for a year and we nevr fucked. he moved to a different state across america and then he came back two summers later. my friend, his friend, and him and I hung out and of course we had to go for the damn loko in the Gas station. now i know why these things were banned. ok...we went to his old house, fucked, went skinny dipping in a neighborhood across town, and played on a jungle gym, and puked allllllllll over the guys car seat, in which we stopped at a car wash to clean up. all of which i only remember by a sore vagina, a bruised arm from falling off the monkey bars, and curly hair from getting it wwt. i dont even remember where the guy lives now. thanks loko.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1894 [Nickname] Pauli D [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
i would have a pretty bro chill story about lokos but.. i don't remember anything
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1893 [Nickname] Zues [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
after shotgunning 2 lokos and drinking a third alongwith a fifth of rum and blow down 2 lines of coke which i'd never tried before, i blacked out apparently stopped breathing for a little bit, called a female greenville cop a cunt and asked if she'd fuck me ran to the river naked fucked my ex girlfriend in the ass and then passed out in the back of my truck and woke up there around 3in the afternoon the next day were i proceeded to puke and try to find my keys and clothes get loko for dem loko's but never again will i touch the loko its too much for me
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1892 [Nickname] pantydropper [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]
so i'm at my friend's house, it's 3 guys and 3 girls ; we were playing beer pong in the basement. So i had gotten 2 of the girls like 3 cranberry 4 loko because they wanted to try it. We tore those lokos up. One of the guys and girls went upstairs to make-out while me and my friend stayed playing with the 2 remaining girls. Out of nowhere the beer pong turned into a strip pong. lmao ; next thing we knew, the girls were in their lingere and me and my boy in our boxers. lmao ; the couple from upstairs came back downstairs and were shocked and left. lol ; they then left ; the two remaining girls started grinding on us, so my friend took one upstairs and i was left with one in the basement. So I (feeling buzzed) ended up having sex with the girl on the pong table. lol ; i then left with the girl and parked my car in my parking lot of my apartment building and fucked her brains out in my backseat. lmao ; thank you 4 loko ! lmao
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1891 [Nickname] IAMRICHTHANKZ [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
Last week i was homeless on chambers street, living my life out of a shopping cart. suddenly a black Escalade pulls up, throws a duffle bag at me, then speeds off. first i thought it was like a dead body, but when i opened i discovered it was packed w/ 4lokoz. i crack two cuz im thirsty, then pass out on the sidewalk. when i wake up i realize I've graduated college with honors, gotten a masters degree in finance, and am working for Goldy Sachs making six figures. I'm now rich enough to purchase the Four Loco franchise. thankz 4lokz!!!
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1890 [Nickname] gimmi dem lokos [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
so i went to this collage party with my boy nd pregamed with some lokos went to the party chugged half a bottle of bucardi i woke up in the middle of nowhere with the name jen tattooed on my arm without pants or a shirt o yeah i forgot im only 14 nd its the middle of the winter in jersey
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1889 [Nickname] ohSH!T [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
let's just say, there were handcuffs involved
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1888 [Nickname] J-Na Na Nasssty [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
the other night me and Rambo drank some loko and then we raped "The Most Awesome People Ever" in some Canasta...16,015 to 5,895...did we break it?...did...did...did we break it? ...new record?...i'm just sayin...
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1887 [Nickname] G-Rae [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
All I have to say is I'm sending this from the ER
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1886 [Nickname] queen loko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
they sell two packs of four loko for 5.25, drank them both, went to 7-11, got a pack of cigarettes, two hot dogs, two bags of chips, and a big gulp. I only spent two dollars, the rest i was told was shoved into my friend's backpack with me saying "it's alright". 4loko, the drink of cleptoes
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1885 [Nickname] DUUUDEE [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story]
So 2 friends and I were going to a dance. We pregamed a little bit with vodka and other things before we got the loko. We bought the loko and we were getting smashed. We drank as much of it as we could. My one friend even spilled it on herself. We were on the street and we thought we saw a car and THREW THE LOKO INTO THE LEAVES. Thankfully, WE had drank enough of it to get us all fucked up. Let's just say we enjoyed the rest of the night. Love LOKO.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1884 [Nickname] Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I had a four loko and I was fine.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1883 [Nickname] Squatter [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
So I had an annual family camping trip to go to, which happened to be a Halloween weekend. My cousin suggested getting Four Lokos, since they are cheap and you get drunk fast. I'm already frightened as is of haunted houses, so I thought a 4 loko would give me some liquid courage. I blacked out before even going into the haunted house. But I was told I popped a squat in line waiting for the bus, tried starting a fight with one of the older ladies in costume, knocked a lot of props off the tables, bloody stockings from falling, and to top it off, I ended up pissing in the elevator with everyone in it. How do I not remember any of this? Four Loko.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1882 [Nickname] Fourth Duke of Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Took a case of Loko to a friend's apartment party. We started drinking them out of wine glasses, so no real idea how much I had. Blacked out and apparently began harassing some uptight girls. Evidently went to a bar, but the next thing I remember after the apartment is waking up naked in a random bed. After a search around the strange house, I found a girl passed out face down in her bathroom. Decided to dress and bail at this point, so started stumbling down the street. Fortunately, a car full of drunk Norwegians found me and I made it back home. Viva Loko.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1881 [Nickname] convict [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
One day me and my friend drank a four loko each and a beer or so and a cranberry vodka. she was driving me home. we got pulled over because we came head on at a cop, which was bullshit. then we got arrested and went to jail for 12 hours and it was the most filthy, disturbing place ever. at least we have good stories from it...
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1880 [Nickname] Ross [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
So i had never had a four loko before, so when my friends told me that this tiny can would have you good all night i just dismissed it as false. i had always thought that they were just really embellished stories. So anyways they were cheap and one night i didn't feel like spending a tone of money and my friends were drinking four lokos, so i got two. We pre gamed at my friends house and i drank one and was feeling really good. We arrived at the party about thirty minutes into it i finished the second. with the last drop i lost all dignity. every thing was slightly blurry and spinning i was sweating and terrified. It was like two am and my body was exhausted but there was so much caffeine in my system that my brain and senses were crazy functioning. My heart was beating so fast, i was aware of everything but unable to clearly explain how i felt to my friends due to my state of exhaustion. So my heart was going crazy and it was really freaking me out i thought that maybe i was going to have a heart attack, it was scary. While this was happening i was constantly smiling and telling everyone i was scared, of course when my friends heard that i was scared they checked on me patting my back only to be greeted with a frightened look. every time someone touched me my heart would start beating three times faster. I ended the night super tired and sick in my bed. i hate four lokos The next day my friends told me i didn't even look that drunk and that i just sat there saying i was scared the whole night.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1879 [Nickname] 4CraziesMeech [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
after 2 4Crazies, a "moose juice", 2 jack and cokes...apparently screamed my friends name from a block away like a psycho, didnt know how i drove home, woke up fully clothed and a brand new iphone in my purse. I LOVE 4LOKOS!!
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1878 [Nickname] NomNom [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Everytime I drink a Four Loko, I dance and then end up licking random peoples' faces
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1877 [Nickname] turdferguson [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
my first experience with this shit in a can was on a trip to west virginia, I figured it would be a great opportunity to get drunk in the truck but that quickly turned into a bad idea after only sipping about 1/4 of it and having an intense buzz, so I threw that shit out the window. Next time was this past saturday and I had about a half a can, lets say I got hammered, then woke up next morning and threw my damn guts out. I tried to drink water to rehydrate and i just threw it back up. I hate your guts four loko, they should've never gave ya'll niggas money.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1876 [Nickname] Lik-ko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I drank two Lokos and fired Brad Chilly. I get free Lokos for life from Minnesota fans.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1875 [Nickname] JWSanDiegoBroKing [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Bought a case of these things on Friday after work. Completely blacked out and woke up the next day at my buddy's place fully clothed, hoodie, shoes, everything. Vaguely remember going to some bars, doing a shot of whiskey and puking into a urinal. Can't really be sure what happened. Saturday we got after the Loko again. The night ended with me, shirtless, wearing a World Champion belt...dominating. Once again, blacked the f-ck out, wife had to come pick me up from where I was because I was too much for anyone to handle. I thought we were together the whole time, but no...we weren't together at all. I ditched her to party with my bros and she had to come collect her drunken idiot husband. Never again with this stuff......never again.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1874 [Nickname] ADB [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I'm an average girl who can hold my alcohol. The other night I drank 2 Four Loko and 4 beers. I blacked out and ended up cutting my own hair, and I'm no hair stylist. I had beautiful long dark brown hair with layers. I ended up cutting myself way too short of bangs and the most uneven layers all around my head. Had to go to my stylist and she had to give me a pixie! Thanks for ruining my hair Four Loko.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1873 [Nickname] HERBERT [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
So I decided to drink a 6 pack of 4 lokos before going to a plentyoffish.com dance... bad idea.. I blacked out to say the least.. but apparently I brought 2 sperm whales home and ended up having a mini orgy with them and a stray dog we saw on the way home and then to make things worse one of the sperm whales got pregnant but after a dna test on maury the dog was the father. the best part is i dont remember any of this
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1872 [Nickname] Mark Sanchez [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I pounded a Four Loko and drove my team down the field for a game winning drive against the Texans.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1871 [Nickname] Disaster [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I drank half a four loko. I sprained both my wrists from falling down drunk so much.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1870 [Nickname] Jesus C. [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]
One day me and my 12 friends were hangin out at my place drinkin some Loko. Man that is some crazy shit. Ive been known around town to have a bit of a high tolerance with alchohol so i figured i could pound these suckers. Shit man those things are crazy. Me and my buds got a little too wild for my place so we walked all the way to Galilee. That place is known for its party scene. When we got there I was already hammered off my ass and my one friend Peter made me funnel two Loko at once!! After that it was all downhill, I left the bar we were at and started fuckin yellin the craziest shit all over town. The sick part is, people were listening and following me! It was awesome! ... Unfortunately a few hours later I blacked out and woke up the next morning with a fucking court date in front of Judge Pilate. Fuck you Loko!
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1869 [Nickname] JS [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]
I experienced my first time being blacked out on Four Loko this past Saturday, and I'm still feeling the repercussions. Drinking nearly two full ones and downing shots of Bernett's led to the following: kissing my gay friend repetitively, calling other guys my boyfriend in front of my actual boyfriend, attempting to drink bong water twice, and screaming at the top of my lungs about how I can't make myself throw up. My last memory is being at one of my friend's apartments, and I woke up at five in the morning on another friend's couch. I woke up to a bruised collarbone, face, and arm. Four Loko deserves to be banned, fuuuck.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1868 [Nickname] RAWR!!!! :D [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
aite aite well me and my girl went to a party like down the street from my casa....but we went with my bois...buuttt there wasnt any drank :/ sooooo..me and her both got 2 4locz....so were at the dumbass party and i chugg them both like in an hour cuz i was so excited to be drunk....after that i dont remeber but being in my bathroom naked and my girl in there with me then waking up!! buutt my bois told me the what happened the next day....i happened to fuckin dance and like make out with this kid i helluh liked confess everything about him..,..a bitch slaped me so i was about to kill her but i guess i got kicked out.....went to S.P (hangout) and got caught by the cops and to end it up threw up in my neighbors yard (debo) went in my house and took off all my clothes and my girl came in and helped me yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :} crazy and last night!!
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1867 [Nickname] 4Loko4Life [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I had some college friends in town for a bloody beat roots concert. We had already planned to pre-game the concert with 4lokos. I preceeded to have 3. When we finally stumbled to the concert, a boucner wouldn't let one of my friends in because he thougt her ID was fake. I started arguing with the bouncer, I don't know how because I could barely form coherent sentances at this point. After "talking" for 5 min he told me to go home because I was way to drunk to get inside. Instead I went to the other entrance and somehow got passed that bouncer. This is when I balcked out. I was told the next day that about five minutes after getting inside I wasn't able to stand, and was falling on people, knocking them over. Luckily a friend decided to take me home. We tried to get a cab but they would take one look at me, shake their head, and drive off. Therefore we had to walk. The walk which is about 5 blocks and usually takes 15 minutes took over an hours. I was unable to support myself and was dragged/carried (I am 6ft tall) the entire way. Occasioanly I woudl slur let go of me and try to walk myself. However whenever I tried I would run into a wall and fall, or just take two steps and faceplant. Also because I was being dragged my shoes would fall off every 30 seconds. I would yell shoes, and my friend would have to leave me (resulting in me trying to sleep on the sidewalk) and get my shoes that were 5 - 50 feet behind us. Usually they were in the middle of the street, and he would have to dodge traffic to get them. It would take me another couple mintues to put them on, and usually resulted in me falling. I akoke the next morning with a concert wristband and cuts/bruises/scrapes over my entire body. Also my friend, also drinking 4loko, had drunkenly pissed on my floor and my ihome.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1866 [Nickname] 2Loko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story]
Was supposed to babysit my niece, started drinking 4loko, got 8loko deep and was too drunk to drive to my neices. Shes now dead. Proceeded to get 12loko and had a friend drive my car to the bar and woke up back at my place with no idea where I went and where my car is. It's been 3 days and I still don't know where my car is.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1865 [Nickname] Xcracer [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story]
Drank a FourLoko, next thing I new it was 4am, I had been dancing for four hours, and I was making out with a girl I just met.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1864 [Nickname] Chandra Levy [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story]
Drank a 4 Loko and went jogging in Rock Creek Park
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1863 [Nickname] Bodega Empire [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
if you like four loko watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpa8kCYHzYU Bodega Empire. When four loko was outlawed, outlaws went loko.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1862 [Nickname] loco4LOKOS [Loko] 25 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story]
one night last summer, i had 6 1/4 four lokos. im still drunk
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1861 [Nickname] 4lokois4idiots [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story]
My boyfriend beat me up because he was drinking this shit. Thank you for making this...because I really wanted to be in an abusive relationship.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1860 [Nickname] theshitshowison [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
basically I was out at a party and drank and indiscernable amount of fourloko b/c we were passing several cans around and all sharing them. the night ended with my friend (male, about 6'2 and maybe 180) getting roofied and me thinking that a dormroom sink was a great place to boot. not to mention the messy clean-up after realizing that puke doesnt wash out of a sink very well
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1859 [Nickname] LokoJeffro [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I had a couple of drinks over dinner with my fiancee and was feelin' good. After dropping her off and arriving back home, I decided to turn on the hockey game and crack open a delicious can of Blue Raspberry. I quickly developed a headache and began to lose my bearings shortly thereafter. Next thing I know, I'm waking up in my front yard naked at 6AM surrounded by tree limbs, with a huge bruise on my hip. I must have taken my clothes off at some point and ran outside to climb a tree, lighting the surrounding branches on fire to stay warm. When the branches burnt off, I fell a good ten feet right on my hip. Thankfully no bones were broken. I instantly had the urge to go to the bathroom, but for some reason I locked myself out of my own house during the drunken haze. So I found a private spot in my yard to unload, and amongst the feces was my house key! What a night...
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1858 [Nickname] Saj24 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
I had three four lokos, then i made out with Justin Beiber.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1857 [Nickname] Papa_Smurf [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
hahaha, last Alpine days, i chugged 4-5 of those motherfuckers....
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1856 [Nickname] whatever [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
After chugging 2 of these awesome cans, I came out.
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[Hide] Hide [ID] 1855 [Nickname] 4loko4ever [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story]
Me, my girl and my girls home girl drank 3 four lokos each after blacking out I woke up wit to two sexy naked women! I think I got some ass but I don't remember......
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The last thing I remember is shots of Four Loko Lemonade.. then I woke up wasted this morning, went on a walk by myself, slept at a museum, tried to climb a tree, and found out I went to Harry Potter last night and pissed myself in the theater. Sonofa biiiitch...
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