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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2054 [Nickname] heleno [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | It was freshman year in the dorms on Halloween. Four of my friends from home were visiting me at school and we were ready to go loko! Through the duration of the night, I lost my ID card to get back to the room and my cell phone. Come 4 AM, I had ran around campus by myself dressed as a devil with no luck finding it. The next morning I woke up on a couch at a frat, my friends no where to be found. Stories told over breakfast include me getting lost, crying to everyone and asking every person I saw for help, and my friends finding a random place to stay the night... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2053 [Nickname] Fousheezy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I decided to try Four Loko. I blacked out halfway through, though I am able to glean from my tweets I was still quite able to function. I woke up on the toilet in my guest bathroom with a broken leg. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2052 [Nickname] ThePrettiestGirlatQU [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | monday night i had 3 4lokos. i woke up with my jeans on my arms and my shirt in the sink...and then the random stranger next to me bought me coffee. success. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2051 [Nickname] Skate rad mouth [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | So my bffl jesse beery sucked my dick ofter the many sips of my loko. I might have came maybe six simes in one night and after I realized my dick was green. I went to the doctor and was worried that I had a STD because we all know where Jesse beery has been. I later found out from my doctor that it was just the watermelon flavor look that made his mouth green and made my dick a different color. We are still friends to this day . | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2050 [Nickname] Brooklyn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Apparently when I drink Four Loko, I love to blackout and do the absolute most ridiculous things. Not only am I getting less wealthy the the amount Delis charge for these beverages, I am also turning into a fan of the opposite sex every time I blackout drinking these. I haven't done anything borderline what a baseball player would do after a good play, but it's getting pretty bad. I could only imagine getting wrecked with my girlfriend on Four Loko, it would probably be the end of my relationship. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2049 [Nickname] Rowe [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One night for my friend's 21st, we played a game of "Four Loko Hands" before heading to the bar (same concept as Edward 40 Hands). 25 minutes later, everything was a blur. Within an hour I was kindly asked to leave the bar for throwing foreign objects at the Hot Shot basketball game. It was the weekend of the annual Corn Festival, and there were hay bales everywhere...the next thing I know, I was covered in hay, face down on the sidewalk outside my friend's house, with a cop handcuffing me. Apparently a friend and I decided to carry a bunch of hay out into the middle of the street, right in front of a cop car, from which we decided to (try to) run while carrying bales of hay. I ran just far enough to be tackled onto the ground outside of my friend's house, where everyone who didn't go to the bar yet was partying at. I blew a .29. The resulting disorderly conduct and public drunkenness ended up costing me about $200...it was the only time I've spent more than 10 bucks on Four Lokos. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2048 [Nickname] Dan [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I'd been talking to a girl for a week to find out that John Mayer is coming to Austin the following we. Nice. Thanks in advance, Mayer, for you are about to get me laid -- I think to myself. I don't even own a car because I'm just a lowly college sophomore at the time, so I borrow my roommate's truck. I pick the girl up from her place and smoothly offer her two of the 4x Four Lokos I smoothly brought with me once I park outside of John Mayer's venue. She declines. But I figure she'll be down for some Loko once Mayer loosens her up, so I chug one and throw the rest of the Lokos in my backpack. We head in. Who ends up drinking the rest of the Lokos himself? *Points to self* This guy. The next morning, I wake up in the bed of my roommate's pickup truck. She obviously tried to drive me home, but didn't know exactly where I lived, so she parked in the alley near my place with me in tow. She'd stuffed my roommate's car keys in my shirt pocket and deleted her number from my phone. And she probably laid John Mayer. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2047 [Nickname] never again [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i got to a party thinking that i would take it easy with the drinking that night because i was around people i didn't know and i didn't want to make a fool out of myself. i bought two 4lokos and finished one and a half. i remember finishing the first one then waking up in my bed the next morning. thank god my boyfriend was there to a.take care of me and b.tell me the great story afterwards. i guess i ended up climbing on a roof smoking ciggarettes talking about life with some random guy, throwing up numerous times in some random persons bathtub, passing out in the same randoms bed, somehow got to my car and threw up all over the curb, and somehow getting home passed out on the bathroom floor where my dad found me and carried me back to my room like a child. i had a hangover for two days after that night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2046 [Nickname] Mike Bresk [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Was down in Florida after getting my fake I.D and was ready to go clubbing. Slammed one at the house and one on the way there. When I get there I started doing shots and wandering around the club into the V.I.P, after standing on a V.I.P table I fall off and get right up and wander to the bathroom..take a piss and tip the guy that dries your hands 100 dollars. I stumble back to my table do another shot and my friends are leaving, walking out i decide that jumping over a table instead of walking around it is a good idea. I try to jump over it knocking the whole table down spilling a whole tables drinks..soon after a guy tries to fight me with his girlfriend holding him back and me walking out not realizing what I did, after this I blacked out waking up in the bathtub of my friends apartment with 3 CDs from rappers outside the apartment, hell yea! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2045 [Nickname] RIPloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Bought the last 4 lokos from the liquor store i manage. 2 for that night and 2 to save. Get to the party late at our house from work. Funnel a lemonade to catch up. a blue rasberry soon follows during the first few beer pong games. blacked out from here on... can 3 is opened. every time my good friend turns away from his girl i smack her ass and feel her up. She smacks me. they leave. proceed to grind up against some wasted redhead as shes slowly walking. Start to dance the robot pointing in different directions. bring out the bong and all off an 8th of bomb buds. smoke the entire party up. I get angry. Insist to the ugliest girl at the party that i have a place for her to stay over for a good time. She pukes on the couch. I make it to bed. Wake up with the 4th can of loko next to my bed opened but not a sip gone. Rip 4 lokos im gonna miss those good times with u buddy | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2044 [Nickname] WORST LOKO EVER !!! [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Had 3 Four Loko's at a friends house, we all were parting with his parents. I then preceded to bring my buddies mom upstairs. We had sex for an hour until her husband came in the room with a baseball bat. Ran franticly out of the house and somehow got my car home. Worst thing is, the mom was my girlfriends mom. YIKES !!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2043 [Nickname] sfresh [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I beerbonged 2 loko's, and i was about 8 beers deep. After that all i remember is throwing up on the kids below my floor and waking up :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2042 [Nickname] fuckingloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i drink and steal lokos like its my job. but one night i was more fucked up than usual, i sat in a driveway for hours, put on my friends moms clothes, did some coke and slept in the back of her moms cougar and her mom founf me there the next morning drooling when she went to go to church. hahahha | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2041 [Nickname] Bweezyy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Went to my guy friends house with my best friend, drank 1! Loko drunk off my ass completely naked half the night, gave some guy head and bit his dick , threw up on him, pee'd my pants ,oh and it was only me me one other girl and three guys, great night.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2040 [Nickname] DAGNASTY! [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank one of these beauties went to the bar and the next morning I found my shirt in my girlfriend's front yard and my bike underneath my car. Apparently I rode my bike around at 4 in the morning with no shirt and then thought driving would be a good idea but stopped after I ran over my bike. I don't remember anything. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2039 [Nickname] lokofademlokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Om goin loko fa dem LOKOS!!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2038 [Nickname] jen01 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Had 3 on an august afternoon got pulled over..argued and cussed with cops the whole time til i got to the sheriffs dept..it was like i was picking a fight..they thought i was on something else...i blew a .17...lost license 2 weeks..then had a provisional license for a month...had to put a blowing machine in vehicle..2500 legal court expenses...cant drive out of the state..did 24 hrs comm service...all over less than 10.00 worth of drinks... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2037 [Nickname] Rape Monkeyy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So Me And my friends were drinking 4 locos Right we had atleast two each, my friend alex, jonathan, and nancy so we were just Kicking Back At Jonathan's House When We Decided To Go Out For Some Air, Then Right When I Came Out The Door I Remember I Saw The Ugliest Guy Ever So I Screamed And i Had To Trow Ah Punch At Him Then After I Went Inside I Saw Him In The Window And He Started To Jack Off! Haha Funny Right But What Is Not Funny Is That He Had Put All His Sperm On Our Door Knob Then Ran So Nancy Had To Wash It Off With Her Soda that's What She Had To Drink Then After We Drove Drunk Down San Fernando Road, Then We Saw 2 Hobos On The Bus Stop Having Sexx So We Thought It Was So Funny And We Recorded It Haha Then We All Went Home.! -The Endd TRUE STORY | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2036 [Nickname] Mike [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Tonight I drank lokos with my friends and my friend got with the girl ive been tryng to talk to for about 3 months .... SCREW YOUR FOUR LOKO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2035 [Nickname] Matrixone [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | i drank a four loko then went to a bar and i don't remember getting home or sleeping and i woke up and i felt like a million dollars then i get a text from a girl i didn't remember meeting but i hit it off and got LAID!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2034 [Nickname] Blackout Wednesday [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Wednesday night a couple of friends and I were celebrating black out Wednesday with 4lokos. Started off normal enough, we pounded out first 4loko pretty quickly and got working on our 2nd one. About an hour after starting drinking we all finished two 4lokos and were drinking some beer. Then 2 of my friends go downstairs to get a beer and end up disappearing for like 5 min so we go looking for them. Turns out they were in the basement drinking his mom?s bottle of jose cuervo margarita mix. But they made a little game out of it, see one person would start saying the pledge of allegiance while the other would chug the bottle and you couldn?t stop chugging until they finished the pledge. After a few rounds of this we decided to bench while one person poured the margarita mix in our mouth. This continued until we finished the rest of the bottle. So at this point the four of us our each 2 4lokos, 3 beers, and ¼ of a handle of cuervo margarita mix 12%. Then one kid bitched out so 3 of us stayed up drinking and singing songs on youtube until one guy threw up in his mouth and ran to the bathroom. After this we decided we were hungry, so we went upstairs to make some grilled cheese. Halfway through the kid who puked in his mouth says he needs to go 2 bed. So I continue to make grilled cheese while my other friend takes him to bed. They walk in his room flip on the lights wake up his little brother and proceed to completely ignore him. Finally they lay down, spoon, and say the pledge of allegiance together until the one kid falls asleep. Meanwhile I am cleanin up puke from the other kid who bitched out, while cleaning it up I had to go puke because it was so disgusting. Also we couldn?t find carpet cleaner so I used clorox wipes. So I get that cleaned up and my friend comes down and we eat our grilled cheese and watch old school. Finally we go upstairs wake up my friends little brother to drive the one kid to his gf and me to mcdonalds for a mcflurry and back home. Now granted we all blacked out after the 2nd 4loko and had to have all this told to us by my friends sister who was in the other room and his little brother, but was a great time. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2033 [Nickname] Mandy B [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I heard about Four Loko and decided to go out to South Beach on a froogle persons budget. I drank the first Loko at the apartment... the second one was consumed in the car ( I wasnt driving)... We got to South Beach on 18th and Washington...I peed in an alley ( classy I know) ... walked around and thought I was MISS AMERICA OF sobe... spoke to the homeless... eventually we got to 12th st and washington... I dont remember getting there all I remember was my date ...screaming at me telling me I needed to stop acting like a crazy stupid b*t*h... I lost my celll phone.. I lost my date...I think my dignity is still somewhere on the floor along with my tweezers ...that came out of my purse when I apparently chucked it at passerbys... but not before I was fondled by some strange man...all in all ...had I not blacked out it would have been a very fun night...I honestly didn't remember how I got to the Betsy Hotel... I dont even remember walking towards Ocean ... a night I forgot that I will always remember ... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2032 [Nickname] Adrians daddy... [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Four loko gave me my son.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2031 [Nickname] Swagz [Loko] 114 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | I woke up the morning after Halloween sitting in a plastic lawn chair out front of a supply store with a deadmau5 head on. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2030 [Nickname] Wreckless [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I drank two lokos last night and completely destroyed all of my friendships. I got in a fight with one of my guy friends, tried to hit him(i'm a girl), got kicked out of their house with no shoes, no keys, and no phone, proceeded to walk home barefoot angry and yelling, decided to do more damage and send out angry facebook emails to everyone telling them how much i hate them. i woke up 12 hours later with nothing left to my life. fuck you four loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2029 [Nickname] Little Gremlin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Last night was my best friend's 28th birthday, lets call him Steve. I bought a six pack of Anchor Steam and as a joke/surprise I thought it would be cool to buy 4 4Lokos as an added birthday bonus. Birthdays are always better when you're getting Loko'd. Steve didn't know a supercharged diesel train would be taking over the night. We barely made it half way through Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure before we each had pounded our two Lokos', three anchors and half a bottle of scotch. I think thats where we made the mistake of going out to the bars. The next couple of hours were kind of blurry. From what I do recall we found two girls at Lucky Dog (in Williamsburg). The blond one was pretty fat, but her friend Andrea was smoking hot. We took both the hot and the ugly girl to the Woods for dancing. There was no way in the world that I would be jumping on the grenade last night. I think we got bored or angry of them, because when we came back from the bar with drinks the blond chick was passed out and the hot one was making out with some random hipster dude. We stumbled back to some place for food after that, since we were like "fuck this" we brought this chicks here and this is just horrible. Flash forward to this morning where I woke up and there were bits and pieces of falafel in my beard. I never knew that I would have such a wonderful evening. Thanks Four Loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2028 [Nickname] Hand Job Joe [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | It was like any other Tuesday night only this Tuesday night my friend got four lokos. I had my first and felt pretty good. After having my second i was pretty wasted. That night there was a full moon and when the clock struck midnight I transformed into Hand Job Joe. From then on I spent my waking hours trying to give hand jobs. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2027 [Nickname] OORAH [Loko] 21 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | Had a pregame party before my fraterniry's semi formal at my house. 70% of the participants were pregaming with four loko, causing the semi formal to be an absolute shit show. After an epic bus ride bound for Milwaukee, filled with incoherent murmurous chants and crammed with 60something wasted people, we finally arrived to the destination. One girl had to be carried into the function (resulting in her and date being kicked out immediately), another passed out puking on the bathroom floor, and everyone else was absolutely blackedout-shitfaced beyond belief to the point that less than $100 was spent at the bar among everyone. The night ended with the supervisors of the venue locking all of the doors as she threatened to call the police...LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2026 [Nickname] Leonitus [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | after 1 four loko and a couple of beers. went out to walk the dogs and ended up with a broken hand in three places and half of an eyebrow missing... now needing $$ for medication No more loko for me !!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2025 [Nickname] fo-loco [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | after me and my ex ended things i thought we'd never have sex agan. then i helped him move in e cracked open a four and a joose at 2 p.m by 3 we were rolling around in the sack till about 7:45 p.m. it was awesome. but i felt like shit all night after ahaha. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2024 [Nickname] 16 Loko [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 4 cans of four loko (16 loko) 2 weeks ago. I blacked out in New York City and woke up in Chicago. Apparently, I took a plane to Chicago at 5am. Don't remember going through security or anything. Just woke up at the gate when the guy next to me nudged me so i could let him out. He told me that I slept the whole way and that the flight attendant had to fasten my seat belt for me. Obviously, I purchased more 4 loko upon arrival. Ended up pissing on my buddy's rug. Sorry Doug. This shit is like time travels, but it only travels forward. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2023 [Nickname] Black Friday [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My grave yard in a 3 hour span 2 lokos 1 beer a adderol and a bowl hit. From wat i can remember i was so drunk i put my lips on da wrong side of da bowl burnt my self twice, heard dere were cops at da party so i go in da back yard where i try to climb a fence and said fuck it. Leaving da party with my friends i kept askin him if he got dis bop number while shes standin in front of me. Threw up on my new timberlands and in steak n shake bathroom. Fell asleep standin up for a min den sum how made it in da house. Gud nite lol | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2022 [Nickname] fruitpunch [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | blacked out. woke up with my pants on backwards, not my pants. a guy has a video of me making out in the middle of the kitchen with everyone watching. my elbow hurts. and i think someone stole my coat. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2021 [Nickname] jonlopz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Im here in LA for my friends daughters baptism... Drank 5 cans of loko between myself and one other friend... ended up getting a hooker while my friend pretended to be sleeping... I felt like I was on coke! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2020 [Nickname] JohnsmithJR [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank fourloko and died. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2019 [Nickname] Jennifer PSU [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I am a junior at Penn State. My roommates and I drank 4 Loco at a party. Woke up the next morning in bed with her. Yeah!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2018 [Nickname] Chris [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | What a crazy night I just had- I'm so glad I found a place to share. Well, here goes: I was walking towards the Lorimer St. station and WHOA-BALBOA: a half-eaten chiclet made contact with my button downs and next thing I know, I'm splayed across the sidewalk like an old mare in labor. I even think a couple hacidics tripped and fell in, there's still that much of a twitch. Anyhoo- I collected myself as best I could and continued on my way, now nearly 35 minutes late for my pap smear (I had been "sm-iced" earlier in the day-- see NYTimes for details). Having finished the task, I carried on with the day by way of a bagel-egg-and-cheese at my local; as per usual, the running-shits ensued. Fool me twenty-million times, shame on me, the saying goes! Have a nice day everyone! -Chris | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2017 [Nickname] siv [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 four lokos, and the night got real fuzzy. I drifted in and out of consciousness as my night led me further and further from my dorm room. I woke up laying on two half eaten burger king whoppers in the bed of a pick up truck wearing clothes that were not mine. but I did find 20 bucks in the foreign jeans! Score! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2016 [Nickname] mr looney [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | so news years. already a place of horror for storys on this site. bunch of ppl at the barn house drinking locos gettin shitty. after close to seems what was 3 or 4 locos i had broken the seal and started pissin in what seems like every other 20 mins. ( understand this is a group of close to 40 ppl on new years with multiple cases and lokos just sitting out for friends to drink. cause remember friends if your gonna have a real party, ur friends shouldnt have to bring money. just for future refrence.)so after chugging the last sip of my loko and throwing it into the ground i start walking out side to piss, as i walk i already start unzipping my pants. the whole night i had been pissing around the corner of the barn in a dark area where i couldnt see. this last piss was interesting. while peeing i heard a voice litley say "whos peeing on me". i zoom in to where im peeing and its a girlfriend of mine passed out on the ground and i had pissed all in her hair. lol. awesome. then i rush back inside wobbleing and laughing. as i tell the boys we all giggle and my buddy passes me a blunt thats been in rotation. i take a huge hit and start coughing my ass off. my buddy ask me if i would like a sip of water from his aquafina bottle. come to find out it was everclear. i took a huge sip. even before i could blink i was already throwing it up. funny thing is i didnt let it out the mout. i held it in. so i started running for the door to go out side. without thinking i just ran to the corner where i had been pissing all night and threw it all up. guess who was still laying down passed out. the poorn girl got it in the face this time. lol. after i pulled myself together, laughed my ass of, and punchd my buddy in the stomach we had all the girls take ms. sleep to the house and wash her off. what a great night, and all thanks to loko. why would we ever ban this acid drink lol | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2015 [Nickname] Yogi [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Four Loco pong = arrests and a next day rendition of the Hangover | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2014 [Nickname] SP [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | December 27, i went to my friends house for a bonfire. we were all chillin. then i brought out the case of lokos. we all had some. me an my friend drank two an we dicided to have a race around the house. when we started we agured about the start/finish line for about 10 min. then finally we started running an the race took about 45 min. he forgot to turn an got lost in the front yard. later that night after i had more lokos. my friends couldnt find me. they all went searching for me an finally found me on the side of the house standing up leaning against it passed out. they walked me inside an locked me in a bedroom an called it jail an left. they turned the tv on an it was that Proactive commercial. the commercial scared the piss out of me. i ended up shitting my pants an hiding under the bed. my friend walked in to check on me then started yellin cause he could smell me. they made me take a shower an it was pretty nasty. then i ended up fallin asleep in the shower so they took me to my friends room an i passed out an slept. i woke up the next morning an went outside an everyone was passed out in the backyard. it was a pretty great weekend | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2013 [Nickname] lasell college [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | four loko. whats your excuse? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2012 [Nickname] 4lokopower [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My friends and I decided to crash another schools prom after party. We each bought ourselves some four loko, and cracked it open on the ride there. We get the party realizing no one else is drunk, and here we are four loko-ed out of our minds. I ended up peeing in the bushes in front of everyone, then throwing my underwear in a pine tree. I don't remember much of the rest of the night, except for stepping out of the car puking up and down my sidewalk. My friends had to tell me I was puking because I didn't even realize it. I'm going to miss you four lokos<3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2011 [Nickname] Loko 4 That Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I shotgunned three four loko in 30 minutes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyMWthdAtlc I don't remember the rest. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2010 [Nickname] .... [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | My friend and i were the only two girls at this bonfire, along with 4 other guys. consuming 2 4lokos each and a few shots later, we decided it would be a good idea to go swimming, and make out.... naked in the pool. so much for worrying about the guys taking advantage of us. i can only imgaine how the rest of the night went. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2009 [Nickname] zircon [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My barf was green. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2008 [Nickname] shaq search [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | first four loko experience was on the night of halloween. me and my friends all got our first four lokos from my friends older sister. after each chugging 1, we proceeded with vodka shots. after that we werent able to find my car keys (thank god), so we decided to walk from my friends house to shaquille o'neals because we thought it would be a good idea to trick or treat at his house. he lives in our town, BUT 5 miles away from the house we were at. I'm not sure, but something tells me we never made it there considering we woke up in the neighbors yard the next morning. Shaq, consider yourself very lucky | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2007 [Nickname] Ickie [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a quarter loco and tried to assemble 4 IKEA closets. It was difficult. True story! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2006 [Nickname] mesoloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | drank half of a fourloko and ended up sucking a dick | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2005 [Nickname] matt stone [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | one time i drank 3 four lokos and got my dick caught in a elevator door and instead of taking it out. i sat there in a four loko delirium and thought that i might like being a girl. so i just pressed the 5th floor button because 5 is my favorite number. now i am happily a girl. thank you 4 loko. only amazing things happen when you drink a 4 loko or maybe 3 hahahah GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND FUCK AMERICA if god was ever going to come grace us with his presence it would be absolutely, positively over the 4 loko ban . shame on you us goverment. god shits on you. you are a abomination to man kind love, once daniel zavagan now danielle mary zavagan | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2004 [Nickname] captain loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i was sleepin over my best friends house and we decided to sneak out her ex picked us up frkm a wawa and we went to his house im in love with alcohol so of course when he asked i couldnt resist and 5 four lokos later i was playin the get naked game and chuggin some captain morgan ive never woken up as confused as i was...naked in some dudes bed layin next to him and his best friend while my best friend sat on the floor lol everyone called me a pimp after tht and i got a bf out of it too | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2003 [Nickname] a 4LOKO PRO [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | STOP IT I MEAN YOU DRINK FOUR LOKO AN MIX IT WITH A MILLION OTHER DRINKS OF COURSE YOU ARE GOING TO BE SICK AND HUNG OVER I MEAN IT HAPPENS WITH ALL LIQUOR ALL I CAN SAY STOP MIXING THE FOUR LOKO AND ENJOY THE GREAT TASTE ITS REALLY NOT THAT BAD | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2002 [Nickname] Wild Child [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So on black wednesday, my friends and I pregamed with four loko's and by the end of the night we were all super black out wasted. well, it turns out that i booked a 5 day trip to Aruba for the first week in december and then had to call the credit card company this morning and explain to them what happened. Conclusion: four loko and credit cards don't mix. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2001 [Nickname] Little Sinful Slut [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 3 four loko's and I sucked two dicks at a time. while one guys fucked my pussy and the other fucked my ass. it was a gang bang. i remember everything the guys dont remember nothing. OUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET (; | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2000 [Nickname] EdwinR [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Back in June, my friend was celebrating her 21st birthday party. The party was BYOB so I brought myself two Blueberry Four Lokos. I drank one Loko slowly while playing the game Never Have I Ever. I then chugged the second four loko right before my friend picked me up from the party. Once in the car, I started calling my friends, who were still at the party, and I was singing Selena songs to them (I was already blacked out). My friend took me to a fast food restaurant to sober me up. After eating my meal, I still was not sober enough to drive so my friend dropped me back off at the party. My concerned friends made me a sandwich to sober me up, which I threw at their faces while yelling "I already ate bitch, im not hungry". I woke up at 7AM with about twenty missed calls from my concerned parents. Never again will I drink Four Lokos...lol. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1999 [Nickname] Haik [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | I put four loko cans in my bum. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1998 [Nickname] Oofberry [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Last night I had 6 four lokos. I don't remember anything past the 4th one. I woke up this morning in a friend's bed in my underwear. My shirt was outside under a machete, both covered in puke. There was a rolled up $20 bill in the pocket of my shorts which were underneath the bed I slept in. My car was in the back yard parked precisely between two obstacles with no damage to anything. Apparently I bit my friend because he was beating me in trivia and then broke his coffee table before pouring water on everyone and driving myself home in a fit of rage. Never Again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1997 [Nickname] hi [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | had a four loko then went to bed. It was a crazy night let me tell you. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1996 [Nickname] disdick [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So today at school I tried a Loko...ya not the best idea, I started to feel wuzzy, n for some reason I woke up on the principal desk, an found a condom on my stomach. Later on a girl in my classroom ask me "hey are u just getting here because my mom left her cellphone here." | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1995 [Nickname] Meshell [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Not just one story. Everytime I drink just one four loco I end up butt ass naked dancing my ass off and this last time, my roomates and I all had one. We were all naked and dancing to techno getting glitter poured on us. Not to mention I had my first lesbian experience trashed on fours! I dub this amazing drink "sex in a can" | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1994 [Nickname] skeeter [Loko] 77 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | drank about two four lokos... ended up hooking up with the fattest chick at the party... took her home... fucked her... woke up the next morning with her there and a huge blood stain on my sheets... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1993 [Nickname] J killa [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | i went to the halloween parade in nyc and drank four lokos there. After i had taken all my clothes off and was running around in the freezing weather with an american flag cape. Some guy punched me in the face and stole my wallet and phone and my four loko. When i got the train i got a summons for hopping the turnstile. When i got home i had was throwing up blood. I went to the doctors and found i had gotten Hemoptysis | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1992 [Nickname] DAVE [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | me nd sum homeboyz were tryna get f*cked up we drink four locos and the next thing u kno i through my friend through the door punched holes in the door glued rubber ducks on his fan and then stole his motorcycle for a joyride. Later on DUI later to get beers and then played beer ....worst mistake ever we all were bleeding and had cuts from punching the door, i have a scar on forearm. we party hopped for mischief night and then passed the F out on the couch and had stomach aches threw up, and felt bad. they do the job but its lethal. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1991 [Nickname] youngM [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | this website is gay. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1990 [Nickname] southman [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I co-run a recording studio in Brooklyn. I'm sorta crabby and don't care about much but playing the bass and bangin my lady. I drank two four loko's and cleaned the whole studio immaculately. The end. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1989 [Nickname] IwantMYlokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | Every story I've heard with 4lokos has happened with me before with either Bartons vodka or some cheap whiskey. I don't think it is necessarily the "four lokos" that are making people so drunk.. its called ALCOHOL people & one can does contain 12 percent. What do you expect? Honestly.. if you cant handle your liquor you shouldn't be drinking. Now those of us who enjoyed these will suffer the consequenses. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1988 [Nickname] brittberry [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So the day before they banned Loko in NY, we decided to pick some up for a casual friday night party. A few games of beer pong later, we thought it was a great idea to play Loko pong...a few hours and a fire extinguisher later, no one was wearing pants or shirts and we had built a fort in the living room...this is about the time Lowell blacked out and knocked the fort over and I awoke from my blackout just as the fort collapsed on top of me...and broke my leg...the next morning you can imagine my surprise when CNN informed me Lokos are being banned in NY...RIP LOKO <3. At least I've got the home brew recipe lol | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1987 [Nickname] FUCKITDUDE [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I went to my friends house one night and we killed some 4lokos. My friends have this thing called Team Horrible and it's not anything known to anyone else, but them. They decided that my friend Sophia and I needed to be initiated into said team. Evidently this was worthy of stripping down to our underoos and crabwalking backwards across Moreland [a busy street in our neighborhood]. We got honks and cheers from cars as well as bruises on our hands to show for it. We collapsed laughing in hysterics afterward, and again when we realized the next day that it had actually happened. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1986 [Nickname] Loko Lyrics [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | Me and few few friends had a party held in aid of us leaving (collage exchange) at our friend Ray's ex-frat house. Myself and my friend Goose bought six 4 Lokos and 6 beers. I think there was one 4 Lokos left the next day, and i do vaguely remember several vodka shots being hastily imbibed on the night. So we put a little back. If they werent 4 lokos we were drinking we'd probably have been fine, just a bit hungover. BUT since our tipple of choice was the aforementioned crazy tonic, we woke (revived ourselves respectively- rrrisen from the depths) up with to a lot of red angry faces. Goose, it turns out, had been hesitant for his friend Chris to leave early, so led him into an empty room and pinned him on the floor in a headlock (sentiments and emotion greatly exaggerated from the booze). Gooses restraint was so much so that Chris had no choice but to punch his way free - aiming mainly for the face. It must have taken quite a few blows because Goose woke up with two black eyes. In the mean time i had taken the role of purveyor of of all in the house, and thinking i owned the roost was making people more than a little uneasy - pinching asses and staggering around the place mumbling unauible instults (or perhaps complaments to people id never met). My girlfriend was woken up at 2am, 3 hours before she had to get up for a final, drive over to the house and pick the two of us up from the front lawn - since we'd been ceremoniously chucked out on our asses for the safety of everybody else present - where being reunited for the first time since our inner journey began, unable to contain our joyous new found rage, were fighting eachother on the ground..On the ground in a martial art that can best be described as retard wrestling. The drive home was no piece of cake either, with me trying to climb in the back to affectionately pummel Goose and visa-versa. As well as a 'pull over, chunder/ make a break and try to escape' stop. the next day we remembered little, but had to deal with two black eyes and one very pissed off girlfriend, and a collection of people who feel they are better off with me back in England and G-to-the-letloose in Sweden. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1985 [Nickname] mesoloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank half a fourloko and ended up suckin a dick, happy thanksgiving | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1984 [Nickname] Dr.Blackout [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I am going to be a father... 2 different times.. sad part is.. i don't even know em.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1983 [Nickname] Payam [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Had my first 4 Loko ever....then half of a Joose and a scotch on the rocks. Blacked out for the first time in 2 years, got kicked out the club, got back in, got kicked out again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1982 [Nickname] HoboInTheBPT [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank some four loko...killed a hobo...raped a goat...guh | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1981 [Nickname] texas lokos [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank two lokos and decided to fight my sober friend. lets just say i missed almost every shot and woke up with a bloody lip and a black eye | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1980 [Nickname] Faithfully FourLoko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | All you muthafukkas are just fucking stupid it's not Four Loko that's making yall dumbfuks act crazy it's all the shit yall drinking and doing with it and the state of mind yall be in because I been drinking the shit for 5 years and I have never act no wilder than I do when I drink Tequila,Vodka,Jack Daniels,or Tanqueray I used to go to work after drinking Four Loko and I used to drink it during work so I think they need to ban selling it to you dumb ass college students instead of banning the whole drink | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1979 [Nickname] jphat [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i just wish i could drink four loko & go to work. In addition to being promoted to vp in one day, no one would fuck with me! thanks four loko for giving me the strength i need when i don't need it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1978 [Nickname] Dude, Wtf happened? [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | UBer long ass story. Ok starts off on New Years im at my friends house with a bunch of other friends and all partying yada yada. So we start walking around outside like at 10pm and we found a chill spot ontop of a randomass liquor store. (I brought like 2 bags full of 4lokos with me as well) So we all crack another up while we're up there. (Also, i've had about 2 before that) Every ones having a blast then... blank... i pass out (Fail) I wake up with some girl in my arms as im laying down ontop of thee liquor store... its 12 at night and my friend calls. i end up walking with her and my friend 2 his house then thee girl falls asleep once again at my buddies house. so i then walk home get pulled over by thee cops they didnt smell me and let me on my way then i make it too my door step and ya... fall and hit my face on thee door. Ya My story. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1977 [Nickname] W. Rooney [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a Four Loko and almost signed for Man City! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1976 [Nickname] Homie [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | This story is about my sister. My 24 year old sister had never had a 4loko before and me, being in college, convinced her to drink one while we floated the river. She drank 2 4Loko's. And was absolutely SHITFACED. She began talking to a bearded man named T.J. who owned a marijuana dispensary. Then he smoked us out and my sister gave T.J. her number. I finally got her home and had to call her best friend to tell her my sister (her brides maid) was too drunk to make it to the dress fitting. Then she yelled at me telling me, "GET ME OUT OF THIS COLLEGE LIFE!!!" She didn't like the pizza she was eating so she threw it at our dog. Then in her bikini she ran out our front door into our neighborhood yelling and screaming as my parents chased her. The next day she called me and asked who the fuck T.J. was. Thank you 4Loko for turning my sister into a retard for a day. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1975 [Nickname] Whoops [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So there I was with a huge bowl of paella and and a naked chick named Destiny. I had already had half a 4loko and was completely convinced that I caused Hurricane Katrina. It was at this point I noticed a copious amount of blood on my bed sheets and no visible wounds. After some quick detective work i deduced that "Destiny"(stage name)was on the rag. I didn't let this slow my stride, I drank another 4loko and chugged two bourbon and cokes. At this point i was getting hazy so I went with the flow and funneled three more 4lokos. I came to driving my car four states away with an IV hooked to my arm and a police dog in the passenger seat. I'm gonna call this one a fluke. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1974 [Nickname] lokocalitenteee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | one weekend this year my bf at the time procided to down a couple four lokos.... we went to a few parties and when we got to like the 4th, he proceded to break up with me multiple times in like the amount of 5min, cry, tell me crude jokes, and told me to go F#)K an insane amount of people... like a list of 40 men and women... Next day I get a call all cheery from him like nothing happened. Oh loko and your awkwardness the morning after... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1973 [Nickname] Geoff Bockelman [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank two Four Loko's, cut up both my arms with a dull butterknife, burned the backside of my hand with my cigarette lighter, then went over to Evan Davis's house and pissed on his bed sheets and shat in toaster oven, then f*#&ed a poodle. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1972 [Nickname] LokoLiz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | had a Sunday Funday and decided to start drinking Four Lokos at like 4pm, my friend and I had two each. then we drank a bunch of beer that was sitting on my porch that someone had brought over God knows when. We decided we needed to blaze, but had no pot, my friend scraped my bowl with a bobby pin. inhaled huge chunks of resin accidentally, woops. Walked to the back, its 0.75mi away. Went to like four different bars, tried ot pick my friend up and basically ended up tackling her to the ground. Kept trying to get high, keps asking strangers for pot, because I wanted to go blaze in an alley. went to a classy restaurant and drank Bloody Marys complementary from the owner, ate a shitload of olives. closed out the last bar we went to, got into a huge argument about hong kong (I know nothing about hong kong), decided to take our beers to go, chugged them on the street then smashed the bottles on the ground. went to a chinese food restaurant and housed Lo Mein and chicken fingers. journeyed home from the bar, mostly SKIPPING down the street, in the middle of the street (no cars were around). FOUR LOKOS IS AWESOME | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1971 [Nickname] Wigger Mark [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I bought 4 watermelons one night and after drinking 2 I went crazy. I tore up my girfriend's house and would've beat her to death if her friend hadn't called the cops. Three cops showed up, cuffed me, confiscated my last two lokos and threw me in a van. I tried to explain it wasn't me it was the four loko. The big black cop replied "I just drank one myself, they makes me horny. Good thing I brought rubbers!" They burst out laughing but I soon discovered he wasn't joking. He raped me while the other two cops drank the rest of my four loko. Don't drink four loko!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1970 [Nickname] LOKO Run [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I go to Texas Tech University. My friends and I decided to get drunk and go climb the Will Rogers Statue by Memorial Circle. I decided to prepare for the adventure with 2 Lokos. It was around 1am and we were going to go to a bar and then go to the statue after. Because of the caffeine in the Lokos, I decided running to the bar would be a good idea. Apparently the Lokos affected my ability to see the curb, missing it, and eating shit off the curb. Had to go to the ER for a severely sprained ankle. I'm now on crutches for at least 2 weeks. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1969 [Nickname] Daumer [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So last night I housed 3 loko bluerasperrys in an hour. After the first loko I called some hos over to get the party started. They were all bitching like, "wheres my loko?" I said right here bitch and chugged it in their face. Bitches drinking four loko? Yeah fucking right. By this point I was well on my way to blacked but found a leftover loko watermelon from the night before. Chugged that shit in 30 seconds. From there its a little hazy but I woke up the next morning with my dick in an empty loko can and one of the hos sucking on my toes. Thank you four loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1968 [Nickname] yung jeezy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | one night me and my boys decided to go 8loko, two cans, at the park. after partying down and gettin loked we decided to to roll back to my homies house. upon getting to his front door i blacked out and about 3 hours later i awoke on a beanbag chair. thinking that i had just gotten home to my own house, i stripped naked and fell back asleep. at about four in the morning i woke up feeling super jacked on caffeine and drank a gallon of water. after that i went back asleep and then woke up to my alarm at 8:30. i put all my clothes back on but had managed to lose my keys, phone, wallet and bike lock. i rode to work and spent the first four hours on the floor in the back not wanting to ever move again. that was my first loko experience but it was a great one. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1966 [Nickname] Tbyrd [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | so i had my buddy pick up the last two four lokos in the county for a party. we proceeded to drink beer and then decided to drink the lokos. at the end of the night i literally took a shit on my nightstand. wtf | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1965 [Nickname] Tony Parker [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My name is Tony Parker. One time I drank 2 four lokos and decided to cheat on my wife Eva Longoria. Fuckkkkkkkk. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1964 [Nickname] Adios Andy ho [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Attended a supervisee's birthday party. Having recently heard that 4-loko was about to be banned I thought it would be novel to bring a case to the party since people could try it before it was banned or modified. I only recall drinking 2 although some reports suggest I had more. I noticed that I was impaired in my ability to play the piano which I thought was odd. At one point I got a blank stare on my face and then sat down in a chair. A while later, I crawled on my hands and knees across the tile floor to the bathroom and began vomiting in the toilet. I guess I victimized some rolls of toilet paper near by and some of the wall. I got in the shower and sent my girlfriend out for a shirt from the car. I was escorted to my car and after my girlfriend drove me home I went through a half a case of arrowhead water, threw up most of the night and fell asleep on my bathroom floor. Needless to say the hostess and her family were none too happy with me or my residue the next day. In short, don't get any and if you got it ya might want to pour that stuff out for the homies instead of imbibing (your family and friends will thank you. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1963 [Nickname] Carlos Irwin Estevez [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Hi my name is Charlie, I drank 4 Four Lokos, snorted 3 ant mounds of the white, and inhaled a few Whip-its from a Glade Can I found in the Janitors Closet of the Plaza Hotel. I don't remember much that evening other than fact that my Ex Denise was acting like a real bitch...I'll show her I said. I ask my agent Rick what was up with the 'whore' that was sitting opposite end of our dinner table, and he mentioned "have at it bro". Next thing I know lamps and silver dildos are flying at me across my suite. There was a black out period, then the last thing I remember is standing stark naked in the hallway explaining myself to three or four cops with this whore at my back yelling at me that I owed her 20K and a new Armani Purse...WTF??? Where's Emilio when you need him! Thanks Four Loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1962 [Nickname] vinny gee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | one night while drinking with a few freinds, one of my buddies decided he would just crash at my house that night so he wouldnt have to worry about getting a ride home. my buddy drank 3 lokos that night, and proceeded to run around my neighborhood after i was asleep and everybody left. i woke up the next morning and found about 50 newspapers, peices of fences, and lawn decorations all over my kitchen, along with my buddy unconcious on the kitchen floor. he went around by himself all night stealing these items from my neighbors. why four loko? why? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1961 [Nickname] Armand Joseph [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So me and my bro split 5 lokos between us. Fucking crazy night. We wound up stealing a schoolbus from an elementary school and drove it around campus and ran into all kinds of shit. We took it back and then stole a church sign. But we left the bus lights on ... then the cops found us. Woke up in jail with like 3 criminal charges but no DUI. FOUR LOKO IS FUCKING AWESOME. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1960 [Nickname] Loki [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank two cans, time warped, and this video was on my computer. Wild! Bodega Empire! http://www.buzzfeed.com/bodegaempire/bodega-empire-the-best-four-lokoboardwalk-empire-28ty | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1959 [Nickname] loko4youuu [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | well first off i cant drink a four loko without a straw. dont ask why.. cause idk. the frst couple sips taste lke shittt. but the rest are great. i recently drake two four lokos, and i was bouncing off the walls. i was at a costume party and the cops came. with a blunt in one hand and a loko in the other i proceeded to say WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.. I REALLY LIKE YOUR COSTUME IT LOOKS SO REAL! WHERED YOU GET IT?! . than realising it was a cop i had hid in the bathroom shower for the rest of the night i ddnt want to get arrested. lmao. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1958 [Nickname] Lisha [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Pregamed at my place and had one Four Loko, then apparently went to the bars. Didnt realize I didnt have my id for the nxt bars we went to. Went out to my friends car thinkin I left my id in his car, passed out. Cop knocks on my window, saying "what are you doing in this random car. Your pretty drunk, do you even know where you are?" Told him it was my friends car, and that I was downtown Green Bay infront of a bar. He didnt believe it was my friends car so he asked me 20 questions and made me get out and stand in the cold until bar close. Woke up & didnt have my phone, shoes, purse, id, debit card, wallet, keys ect..it was a very expensive night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1957 [Nickname] NoMoreLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a grape Four Loko and a small bottle of Jose. I proceeded to puke all over my friend's townhouse (the purple color at least matched her sorority's color). Puking all over the rugs, the walls, everwhere. The kicker? I was yelling at everyone to open the door so I could puke. It was a window. Whilst this was happening, I called my ex 19 times, left 6 voicemails one of which he claims I was actually puking in. This story has been put together by various sources because I blacked out and do not remember any of the aforementioned story. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1956 [Nickname] Jesus [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank half a loko and killed a hooker!!! SHIT | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1955 [Nickname] ruined [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I go jwu in providene and this was my first time ever drinking for loko about a day before halloween I shot gunned three four lokos blacked out woke up the next day in my shirt and boxer on a bench in front of a river walked back into my dorm have naked on sight was told to wait for saftey and security apparently last I was running down the halls being on doors sat down on the floor masterbated till I cummed on my own costume. Then ran out of the dorm picked a fight with the handicapped kid and stole his crutchs needless to say I'm expelled and going to alcoholics anynamous and am banned from ever stepping on campus again thanks four loko you will be missed | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1954 [Nickname] Neveragain [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I dont know what happened tonight. All i remember is walking down the highway then throwing a cone off a bridge and getting arrested. Oh and i lost my pants with my phone, wallet and keys in it. FML | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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