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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1853 [Nickname] Muyloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | three months ago i had three four lokos within a few hours. next thing i know i was having sex with a black friend of mine...the saying is true..i havent gone back since. muy muy loco bro. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1852 [Nickname] TheShotMemoryGuy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 1/2 lokos last night, got a pretty good buzz for a while, came down, then had trouble sleeping because of gas/diarrhea. Half the shit on this site didn't happen. Not loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1851 [Nickname] R.I.P LOKO [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So I hadnt seen my firend in a while so we decided to try these new drinks..Lokos..I drank 2..i woke up 9 hours later n a pitch black room all wet,smellin like throw up..ended up being in my room..so i had blacked out turned gay for my friend,bite her like 100 times n she called my ex to come help take me home i ended up yelling at him n scared him off..worst drunkin night of my life..never drank a watermellon loko again...but ever other flovor is the best...i love u loko we had good times....RIP 4LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1850 [Nickname] MAC [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Went to ECU for halloween. Drank 3 and a half lokos, some shots of diesel, and went to Cook out. Dont remember anything after that. woke up in the hospital with road rash on my face, busted elbows and knees and stitches in my chin. Left the hospital without checking out. Apparently i face planted in the middle of 4 lanes of traffic. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1849 [Nickname] $350 strip tease... [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My girls and I decided to drink a lil before hitting up the town, we wanted to try a 4loko so we bought a few. After 1 and a half 4loko's I wake up in my boyfriends friends bathroom laying in the tub while the shower was running. I was naked, with a radio playing Prince's song Erotic City on repeat, and $350 in wet bills in the tub with me. Come to find out I kept saying how I wanted to make it rain and evidentally took it literally, and did a strip tease in the shower. I make $350 while doing it. Thanks 4loko now to find a towel and my dignity... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1848 [Nickname] Comediocracy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPpnIcVloPI | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1847 [Nickname] GGGGG [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Its my senior year, and I was on homecoming court. Afterwards I drank 3 four lokos, smoked a blunt. I then woke up the next morning wearing nothing but my homecoming court sash sleeping on toilet. Now everyone calls me prince toilet. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1846 [Nickname] TasteDaLoko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Stopped by the local gas station to stock up on some Loko. After purchasing a 6-Loko pyramid of drinks, cracked open my first can, a delicious lemon-lime Loko. I was snacking on some skittles before the party while drinking my Loko and accidentally dropped some in the can. Looking in, I noticed the skittles made the loko foam. Instantly my friends and I poured out our lokos into glasses and dumped handfuls of skittles in them. Walked into the party with three tall glasses of foaming four loko and instantly became the life of the party. Proceeded to chug the rest and get completely shitcanned off of that plus some rum shots. Ended up starting a fight with the host of the party and threw their beer pong table off their balcony while yelling "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!" Proceeded to get kicked out while still yelling how much of a fuck I didn't give. Stumbled home with my sober friend and twisted my ankle somewhere trying to chase deer across a park. Woke up and couldn't walk...thanks 4 loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1845 [Nickname] dontUknowimLOKO [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | drank four 4 loko's halloween night. woke up the next morning fine, went back to my friends, slept, then went to iHop after we all woke up. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1844 [Nickname] Switz [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I live in Boston so its now officially been banned since last wednesday. Friday some friends of mine were having a Four Loko Memorial party. I had never had Four Loko before so my roommate and I got our first and quite possibly last Four Loko, we each had one then he had a few shots of whiskey and I had another beer and that was enough for the both of us to be smashed. But that's not the real story. The cops busted the party around 130 but that wasn't the end of it. After the cops left everyone just slowly returned to the party and that's where everyone's intoxication kicked in. Then everyone got naked. Everyone. Except me and about four other people. Sufficed to say we left pretty fast after that, was really in the mood for a bunch of little dicks and little titties. I had the worst hangover I've had in a while they day after. I'm glad this shit's getting banned, its terrible, tasted like shit too, like mixing cough syrup with a Colt 45 and skittles for flavor. Just mix vodka and monster like a normal person and quit whining about it getting banned. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1843 [Nickname] Jeremiah [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So i went to this hipster party with three of my niggas. two of them were already fucked up on four loko. So instead of buying shots at the party we left and came back with 4 four loko cans. Me and my friend drank most of the 4 cans.Then all i see is one of my friends making out then fucking some lesbian with no eyebrows. Then i remember me fingering about 5 different white girls on the dancefloor. I couldnt find my friends in the apartment sized room. I found that same friend who made out with the chick with no eyebrows making about with another chick who looked like Janelle Monae, who got stolen from us by some nigga in a gumby suit. Then i made out with that chick after i fingered some chick who kept telling me her boyfriend was coming. My other friend was getting macked on by some fat chick..who was macking on my other friend. My home boy ended up leaving with the fat chick who was on her period to go smash. I ended up making out with this tiny chubby chick for soo long,then the lights turned on??..all i remember was me and my homeboy and I yelling ?THAT BITCH GOT PINK HAIR?. So by the end of the night my hands were soak with white pussy juice, my dude fucked a lesbian raw and my other home boy never made it back with us. We heard from him the next day. We came with 4 and left with 3. My dude who invited us to this party kept reminding us that we lost our friend to a fat ugly chick who was on her period | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1842 [Nickname] queenslut [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | me and the "sluts" went out for a normal night of drinking. well it didnt stay normal. first we drank some loko then began to take shots of soco chasing it with our loko. sortly after i fell face first off a five foot ledge. then me and two other friends ended up in the bathroom puking,where we spent the rest of the night with all three of our heads in the toliet bowl. the next morning we were told we were crying hysterically about our ex's and of course made many drunken phone calls.dont forget the huge bruises on our chins from bashing our faces on the toliets. lets just say loko + soco = no go. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1841 [Nickname] mollinator [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After consuming copious amounts of fourloko, i apparently called and texting people dozens of times, ate dozens of chicken fingers and french fries, lost my wallet and had to cross campus 3 times, and woke up covered in hay in a bed with my best friends boyfriend | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1840 [Nickname] nearlyDEAD [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Before a party last winter, my friends and I were pre-gaming with a combo of Burnetts and 4 Loko's. We started off by each finishing a 4 LOKO, and then proceeded to take shots. I blacked out the entire night. The next morning, I found out that I had fallen down an entire flight of stairs, fallen into the side of a house from five feet away, kissed at least five different guys, sat on more than five diffrent guys laps, went into a room with the sketchiest guy I know (what we did is still a mystery..), and to top it all off, found our camera and pictures from the night before that pieced my entire night together. I felt like I was in "The Hangover" Best. night. ever. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1839 [Nickname] Cougar [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So I was mom's weekend at my school and my mom came down, thought it was a good idea to try these 4 lokos...well a couple sips later and she was drunk out of her mind. she peed her pants, danced on my coffee table, and then tried to hook up with my boyfriend at the time by saying "im really a college student at heart." She then told us all about her sex life with my dad.. 4 lokos should have an age limit | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1838 [Nickname] Dan the Man [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Me and 5 friends went to a party with 12 cans of Loko to share between us all. I woke up the next morning with 5 new enemies. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1837 [Nickname] iloveloko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Once at a party in the summer i drank 3 four lokos and ended up punching my ex boyfriend in the face for calling me a slut in front of everyone because i hooked up with 2 of his friends. It was the greatest day of my life. Thank you four loko for making crazy <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1836 [Nickname] LostInWallaWalla [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was visiting my best friend in Walla Walla, and her older cousin had some 4Loko saved up in his pantry so we each had one and a half. The last thing we both remember is sitting in her cousins car driving away from a party we spent about a half hour at. The next thing I know, it's 4:45 am (5 hours later) and I dont know where my best friend is, or how I got to her cousins house, and where my contacts are. I get a text from her the next morning saying "I am SO confused about how last night ended, I do not recall...". 4Loko you will be missed. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1835 [Nickname] molly man [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank 2 four lokos and went to a party. before i knew it i had snorted 2 hits of molly and all 20 people i came to the party with had disappearedd | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1834 [Nickname] LOKO IHOP [Loko] 52 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | I went over to a friends house for a party, intending to be able to drive home that night... until Four Loko and I were introduced. In the span of an hour I had 2 Loko Lemonades and half of a Watermelon Loko. I then proceeded to wash those down with a Steel Reserve tall boy. ... After swinging from a bathroom door(a story of which I later found out) I woke up face-first on the floor a few hours later. My brother picked me up and took me to IHOP, where I attempted to eat hash browns but could not form my mouth well enough to chew. After this I journeyed to the bathroom of where I puked more than I ever have in my life and slept face-first on the IHOP toilet seat. A month later I still cringe when I hear the word Four. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1833 [Nickname] Chris [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Some nurses from the hospital I work at and I decided to drink this stuff to excess before it gets banned, thinking this to be a fine idea. It was not. After a couple cans of that Satanpiss, I decided to dissuade a creepy neighbor from staring at the nurses on the balcony by urinating full force off of said balcony and belting out my schools Alma Mater (Love and Praise). They should weaponize this stuff and airdrop it into Iraq. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1832 [Nickname] youknowwhatitis [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | consumed 2 lokos and a few other mixed drinks at a pregame then decided to head downtown to the club. ended up grinding with a 40 year old black man, complete with his hands cupping my boobs all night. made the bar into my own personal dance party, doing the dougie and screaming at randoms. i then decided it was a good idea to run away from all my friends and no one knows what happened to me after that. i woke up in the corner of my room covered in pillows with vomit in the corner, and my curtains torn off the racks. i have no idea how i got home, and there is a 4 hour time window where no one knows were i was. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1831 [Nickname] stephan [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i drank won, previously had mudd-butt but then once i finished my first i had the stankiest nagger mudd-butt ever....shout out to ma nigger omar | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1830 [Nickname] double loker [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Couple weekends back I double loked it in about an hour and a half and then had a little extra. I blacked out at about 9:30 and when I finally came back to I was in some dudes room alone. Then he walks in with a pizza for me but I wanted to get the fuck out of there. When I walked downstairs I came across 4 guys in bed together which isn't all that bad but then one of the dudes gets up and is butt ass naked and I realize that they are all naked. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1829 [Nickname] el capitan [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | so after drinking at a party and shot gunning 2 four lokos while starting a third i don't know if i finished it or not i just no some bitch pulled the fire alarm and i ran next thing i knew i was laying in sum grenades bed while she pulled out the ky jelly and went to town on my dick while her roommate who was in my computer class was half asleep beside us after i reached for the condom we got in a fight she insisted she would not have sex with me if i wore the condom so i left wearing what was not my boxers i don't know what happened after all i know is the next morning i woke up to a $1000 fine under my door for destruction of fire equipment and the apartment manager made me watch the security tapes from that night and couldn't stop laughing after watching me fall down 4 times and bouncing off the walls while i ran from the fire alarm. Thank you for lokoing me over the past few years you will be missed | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1828 [Nickname] Joko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | I was attending a convention in Ohio, when I discovered the wondrous effects of a magical drink called Four Loko. I was offered one by a nice man that was only allowed to drink one amongst his bag of four 23 oz. cans. I grabbed a Watermelon flavored concoction, and ingested the sweet nectar of fruity goodness. I decided I wanted to share my experience with two of my favorite male companions, so I immediately got on my phone encouraging them to join me in losing my Four Loko virginity. I had finished my first can when they made it to the hotel, and luckily they came bearing a bag of more cans of the delicious beverage. They offered me an Orange flavored Four Loko, as we walked around the convention delightfully fueled by the caffeine and 12% alcohol. I attempted to introduce my friends to the various B-List celebrities at the convention, and even hook one of their unruly friends with a cute horror gal in the convention halls. Eventually the effects of the drink started to take a toll when I was leading my male friends into the men?s restroom for some private interaction. There was joke playing when a good guy friend pissed on some flyers chucked in urinals, and a few shared kisses followed fueled by Loko. Afterwards, we hung out in the corridor where we took some pictures, and had a hickie giving contest on both sides of my neck. We then ventured into the men?s restroom once more, where I tried to get in a certain friend of interest?s pants besides all the profuse making out that was going on between us, but was unsuccessful as a male patron entered the bathroom cockblocking us. The surprise was so sudden that my partner pulled pants up and ran out still wearing condom. Needless to say, Four Loko made this traditional convention one of the most memorable times of my life! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1827 [Nickname] nikkkiii [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i only had one and a half of these things and i don't remember leaving the trail i was on with my friends but all i know is that i woke up in some guys house like an hour away from where i was. yeah not a good idea these things. FUCK YOU FOUR LOKO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1826 [Nickname] neeewyork [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | A buddy and I get stuck in nyc for a week. One of the nights we are up there we get a bunch of lokos. Next thing I remember is waking up in somebodys apartment on their couch. Apparently I was doing shots of loko out of a fucking ladle, blacked out someone tried to feed me I caked the bed and everything in the bathroom with the plate they gave me. Went on a skate sesh at 7am fell on my head on the brooklyn bridge, then had woken up in that random apartment at 8pm. I drink a lot, that was the wackest blackout ever. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1825 [Nickname] beastmode [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 lokos and went to the club, told a birthday girl she was a gernade she by fake throwin a gernade at her and doing the blow up motion with my hands. She punched me n the face and apparently i laughed n her face and said "o gernades" woke up the next day with my face hurting and my bro had to tell me wht happened haha | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1824 [Nickname] Tank-ed Man [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After 4 pitchers of beer between my friends and I, we decided to grab three fourloko's each at the nearest liquor store, so we chugged a few and went out on the town to Hollywood. Found out this morning through a friend that we ended up getting in with a group of a bachelorette's party for free, told a 2ft. 9 dwarf his mom had hepatitus, got a girls number only to not recognize her 5 minutes later and introduce myself again, which pissed her off but not as much as me telling her "fuck you" and giving her the double bird, went to another club I don't remember that we were kicked out at, then woke up at 4am on my friends floor. As for my friend, he woke up in the street around 2am surrounded by cops. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1823 [Nickname] THEBIGMAN [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Me and a couple of friends bought some four lokos and had a little party. i woke up the next morning to puking, broken shit everywhere, back door wide open and my garage torn apart from me and my friends going crazy. all i have to say is, it was all worth it! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1822 [Nickname] big 3rd leg [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | well we decided to shot gun for lokos, i woke up in the woods with a dog with just my shoes on.. latter found out i had i was in another State | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1821 [Nickname] joko loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I decided to play edward loko hands at a frat party last weekend. Once I finished I remember being at the frat, then waking up in my bed the next day with no recollection of getting there. I also had 6 Big Macs in my bed with me that I don't remember buying. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1820 [Nickname] KWall [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After chugging a watermelon 4loko, I realized that I didn't have my ID to get into this party. The party was outdoors and I got a tip that there was a hole in the fence in the back. So, I went around back, ripped a loose 2x4 out of the fence (I'm a girl), and proceeded to enter the party where I was quickly removed by a bouncer, who ordered the other bouncers not to let me back in. Luckily, I got a ride back to my dorms, where I proceeded to completely change my outfit, draw moles on my face with eyeliner, and defaced my passport by drawing the moles it too. Me and my friends went back to the party, and I got in. After a good hour of dancing, the bouncer that kicked me out came up to me and complimented my outfit change and gave me a high-five. The end. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1819 [Nickname] j mackinhos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | one night i was invited to this banger nd had like 4 or 5 for lokos cant remember anything that i did that night i eventually woke up asked my friend what happened nd he tole me that i have a 3some with 2 other girls gotten into a fight with a huge black guy nd threw up all over my girlfriends jacket which she wore home. that was one hell of i night i wish i remembered | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1818 [Nickname] toan loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | one time i drank four loko, yeah that's right FOUR of them-and since i'm not a pussy I handled it well and had a great night and never blacked out. the end. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1817 [Nickname] Murf [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One time I was listening to Vampire Weekend at Gunthers and I funneled 2 Four Lokos then I went and played golf with my dad and it was so shot. I dreamt I was at a Bruce Springsteen concert but he was playing reggae. It was so shot. When I woke up I went to Lindell Deli. It was so shot. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1816 [Nickname] Whatever [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | How fabulous it is to glorify drunk behavior which leads to death, abuse, and mayhem. What a great recollection of losers and lowlifes. Kudos to the creators of Four Loko. Not. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1815 [Nickname] BABB [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I left the club at midnight to walk home and I woke up in my bed with all my clothes on so I thought everything was cool. Later I found out that I passed out on the street right next to my lacrosse coach's office and he found y phone the next day. And all my friend's were looking for me till 4 in the morning. Thanks guys! I owe you some how lol | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1814 [Nickname] bobby [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | drank two four lokos to start the night off. ended up taking the fire extinguisher off the wall and spraying it all over my floor, and then i proceeded to beat my friends door down with it. yikes | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1813 [Nickname] crazy one [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i never heard of loko, well four fridays ago i was taking a 1 1/2 hr drive up north in ohio, when my best friends girlfriend gave me one to drink on the way. I thought wtf and downed it pretty fast. I didnt feel a thing but was in a good mood we stopped got 6 more to drink and got to our destination. This is where things get fuzzy, i dont remember this but they painted me up like the devil an all red face,guess they thought it was funny. somewhere there was anold girlfriend of mine and she yank down my pants!!!!!!!. i dont remember any of this, but i was smiling in the pictures!!! next thing i remember is 6 hrs later waking up in a strang house with my 3 friends waking up with no pants on and them laughing at me. They dont remember everything but thanks to all the pics they took i can laugh at it...this was like that scene in the movie the hangover where u look at all the pics to find out all the shit u cant remember!!! There were some pics of them naked too so i wasnt alone lol...oh what a night i wish i could of been sober to enjoy it lmao!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1812 [Nickname] Vacation Nation [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Visited the Food and Wine festival at Epcot this September with some of my friends from college. We decided the 'sample' size drinks were not doing it for us and left the park to find at 7-11. We all got a four loko and killed them in the parking lot. The other drinks we had didn't kick in with the four loko until it was time for us to stand outside the car. That is about the last thing I remember. Apparently I insisted on climbing out of my spaceship earth car into the one in front of mine...the people in front of me were not with my group though and I guess didn't speak English. They just watched me try to go feet first into their moving vehicle. I was kindly escorted out of Epcot when the ride stopped and woke up the next morning with instructions on how to get my car back from their parking lot and how I am not exactly welcome on Disney property for the next 12 months. Oh well...it was cheaper than drinking around the world | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1811 [Nickname] LoKoKiNg [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | here is my story... all of the stories below me were written by complete dumbasses you cant drink to save their dan lives. yall are all light weights and need to stop drinking period! so stfu and stop posting these retarted fucking stories thanks | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1810 [Nickname] StupidWild [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So after getting 6 lokos me and my best friend decided to try and drink them really fast! So after two each we took her moms car and went driving around like idiots both having no licence. I guess some how we went out of town and while driving down the road my friend said she had to pee, so she opened the door and started to piss out the car while driving! Later that night we went to go pick up my sober friend so go hang out at his friends house. After drving around with the windows down blairing solja boy all night and we showed up at the house. I turned the car off while my best friend decided to drink more, She ended up leaving me an hour and a half away from home with a dead cell phone drunk in the hood. No lie! Later to find out she totaled the car was taken home by the cops. So much for a safe night of drinking. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1809 [Nickname] Brononymous [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | We had a bunch of loko at our Halloween party, and at about 4AM, when all the non-lokers had passed out, me and a buddy decided it would be a good idea to throw all the furniture off the balcony. We were able to recover everything except a chair that got stuck in a tree. AND THAT IS WHY WE SHOULD LEGALIZE LOKO YO http://www.legalizeloko.com | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1808 [Nickname] Newly Lesbian???? [Loko] 248 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | Had two four lokos... apparently took some molly at a Deadmau5 and proceeded to blacked out. Woke up in some girls bed an hour away from my house. My boyfriend said I broke up with him for her after we had a threesome. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1807 [Nickname] NG [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | Last night, I had a Four Loko. While I was being drunk and hyper as you usually get, I took a deep introspective look at my life and realized that the girl I love -- the girl I've loved for two years -- will never love me back, and all the time I've invested in her was a waste. The sad part is, most of the time was spent trying to get her to see how beautiful she actually is to me, but she never realized that her problems and troubles in life were her own lack of self-respect, and no matter how much I was there for her when she needed me, and no matter how much I reminded her that she was special and genuinely meant something to others, she refused to believe me. So I decided, enough is enough, I realize that she is still truly a gem but she needs to get over her own problems and I can't waste my life coming to her rescue. But I realized that she will still mean everything to me and the decisions I make in the future, which made letting her go that much harder. Four Loko helped me through that. Thank you, Four Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1806 [Nickname] damn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i dont drink alot so when i had my first loko i didnt have a tolerance. Anyway i procedded to piss everwere fall down a hill and cut up my hands, get with one girl on a tree stump, and have oral sex with some random girl in my friends laundry room. I also was said to have whipped out my dick randomly in the middle of the party LOKO'ed | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1805 [Nickname] the things we do.... [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was on the bust finishing up my 2nd loko and remembered that i had always wanted to be a bus driver. I walk up to the driver, remove his hat, sit on his lap, and ask him "can i honk the horn" with the biggest smile ive ever seen. He let me do it cause we were at the last stop, and me and my friends were the only ones on it. Only thing was, he then thought i wanted to fuck, cause earlier i was sitting in the back opening my legs saying "you cant get it" from borat. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1804 [Nickname] Steve Mitchell [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My friend throws a byob party, so me and my drunk friend kevan decide to get four lokos for the party to start off. but see thats where it also ended i drank two and a few sips he drank two we both ended up getting so trashed he was walking into everything slurring his words it was bad, i passed out on a couch in the back yard, go the couch flipped with me still passed out on it, got covered in mud and shit. got up had beer thrown at me cuz i couldnt see straight or talk badddd shit, but i just wanna say joose is where its at now , same brutal taste just less throwing up in the morning | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1802 [Nickname] MyInsidesHurt [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Had some Four Loko Uva and Four Loko Blue Raspberry before heading out for Halloween partying. Started out with tame pregaming, watching Predator and imitating Arnold Schwarzeneggar saying "DO IT!!! DO IT NOW!!!" over and over again...this became a recurrent theme later that night. Four Loko kicked in on car ride to party (we had a "DD", c'mon now let's be responsible...saying this after drinking Four Loko) as me and fellow Loko-ers took turns wearing a plastic bird mask, sticking our heads out the window, and cawing at old people in neighboring cars. Got to party and tried to spar with a dude dressed up as a 1920's boxer then tried to do a kegstand with a $200 glass sangria dispenser...blackout #1...went back home to drink more Four Loko. Went to second Halloween party that was a 15 minute walk away, made it there in 8 minutes by Four-Loko-speedwalking. Proceeded to hit on hot zombie girl, went back for three beer refills and came back each time to talk to who I later found out were three different zombie girls that I thought was the same girl. Somehow managed to continue the same conversation with all three women...blackout #2...was lying on front lawn taking a quick nap...blackout #3...back talking to hot zombie girl and tried to pick at the fake scab on her face thinking she said she used canned prunes...blackout #16?...somehow made it back home around 4am, lying on my stomach on the kitchen floor eating dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets...not all of them were fully cooked...blackout #42?...woke up around 5am still wearing my jacket but no shirt, just boxers, and one shoe with my guitar still strapped around my neck...blackout #85?...woke up drunk and went to church. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1801 [Nickname] Lokos make me horny. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So it was a few weeks ago and my two friends and I decided to buy lokos for ourselves. We bought 2 lokos each and went back to our house. We all started to kill down the first loko besides Kevin. He didn't like it! So Katelyn and I (Brittany) Each got threee. We then started taking shots of yeggger. Then drinking some coronas smoking bowls and kicking back. That entire night we felt completely fucked up! Higher than a kight & drunk as fuuuuck. I blacked out the ENTIRE night after downing the 2nd loko. Apparently, I was wandering around the house hugging everyone and telling them I loved them & me and katelyns brother ended up hoookinh up. I woke up naked under the blankets snuggled in Tyler's arms. We then had sex again and I woke up and had some explaining to do:/ | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1800 [Nickname] Daytonaboy [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | So last night my friends and I decided to pre-game with some four loko before we went to the club. When we got there we got over 21 stamps and into the VIP room. After copious amounts of shots and beer the night began to pop. this girls tits kept falling out on the dance floor, I stole a guys drink, my Saudi Arabian friend got into a shove match, we sung shot by lmfao in the taxi,my other friend stole a guys hat and sunglasses after he lost his phone and we gave the cab driver cigarettes and a four loko as payment for the ride. My friend then got sick after downing another loko and puked in the sink..clogging itleaving it half full and then in the toilet while his friend was having sex in the bed next to him. for ever loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1799 [Nickname] FRob [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a 4 Loko and a healthy pile of Natty Boh cans. Returned relatively early and savagely, savagely trashed my room: broke a metal lamp in two, ripped all of the notes out of my biochemistry binder, etc. Apparently gained a 'Ferret Frenzy 2010' calendar (wtf?) and 1/2 a box of promotional pens from BIG BOYZ BAIL BONDS. Woke up none the wiser. Got tattooed at 4pm the next day and the artist asked me if I'd been drinking, because the blood was coming out "nice and thin." 4 Loko I surrender. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1798 [Nickname] MAFRANDS [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I have tons of friends in college, but this one girl feels the need to go out on..monday funday, tipsy tuesday..weed wends..thirsty thursday..fucking friday, you get the point..well she went out on thirsty thursday and thought nothing wrong with using four loko's as a "chaser" ..ha, til she came back to the dorm, passed out in the shower, and was talking all night in third person. She also NEVER showed up to her three classes the next time. Man, I love college. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1797 [Nickname] DoigenesFiler [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Aiight so, I was late to work yesterday. I work in a kitchen where six cooks are on at a time. We were slow, and I didn't do so much prep bc it was already done before I got there. SO, me and a co-worker of mine figured we would go gt a few 4locos. We did. We then were taking a cigarette break, the general manager come outside pissed bc i didnt say i was sorry for being late, drinking on the job and taking too many cig breaks.....he then proceeds to tell me he wants me outta the kitchen and that he wants me to start serving (making waayyyy more muniez!!) moral of the story here.....DRINK FOURLOCO - SHOW UP LATE TO WORK - TAKE AS MANY CIG BREAKS AS POSSIBLE.....THEN YOU GET A RAISE. BOOM AND BOOM | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1796 [Nickname] AlaskanAssassin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I head out of work at 7pm Last Friday with a case of 4loko fruit punch, some straight swagger threads and my new $160 Airmaxs?If i didnt pull tail i was gay or not alive, it ended up the latter: People start piling into Dahers room, I am 2 lokos deep. Daher says no but scoot and others are saying Yes?. The 3rd, 4th and 5th Lokos went down like water. the party gets broken up and im pissing straight black death in the bathroom. The roomates gather up the bes tof the underclassman and we head of campus about 3 MILES away(Key point Later) I have two different shoes on cuz i didnt want to ruin my new kicks(Dahers good looks saved me there) We are at the party, I crush what is left of the 6th Loko and get my skanky leg on with some flo rider chicks, straight hoodlums. ALL of a sudden boom hit in the nose, Nosebleed. The girls rush up stairs cut the line open the door and grab the toilet paper and start cleanin me up in the sink. I look over and there is a chick still sitting on the toilet with a face like I just killed her cat. LMAO I got a nostril full of TP and I decide it is bright to walk home?. Like I said it is 3.1 miles home and like 45 degrees out. MY drunkness takes full effect when i pull out the TP and blood starts gushing again?. I pull out a $20 dollar bill and shove it up there to clog it. I used my phone to cut through like a miles of woods to trim it?. Then I came to the side of Route 93. Ya I crossed 4 lanes of highway Mad LOKOS DEEP. Now i see why they banned them. I finally get to my car drunk dial and text my ass 22 miles home and like 1/2 a mile form my house I get pulled over for blowin? through a stop sign. So I have blood all over my hands, face shirt, and a $20 dollar bill up my nose talking to a cop at 2am on a Saturday morning. You try saying the alphabet from C to M wiht out saying LMNOP its fuckin impossible! a couple more sobriety tests he calls for an ambulance. The cop takes off when the Bus gets there cuz someone was Overdosing on great pond road, THANK GOD saved me a DUI. The paramedics asked me if I wante dot go to the Hospital if not I had to sign a waiver?. Print your name Sign here Date here I signed all three drunk as fuck, they gave me a second chance?. Then followed me home to the Heritage green complex where I reside. Work, dressed up in a tie by 8am. FML | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1795 [Nickname] RussP [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Well after about 2 months of building my immune system to drink only four lokos, me and a friend went to this series of parties at this house. One night there we had drank about 3 of these things and as you know it hell breaks loose. We are really into hiphop and rap music, but for some odd reason someone decided to put in some screamo. Me and my boy started slamming in the living room by and all brick fire place. Everyone backed around and thought it was cool to watch. I then picked up the fire poker and was about to stick it threw my friends chest. After being stopped and about 30 minutes go by and me and the same friend decide to start slap boxing. I can see the anger build in him and he tries hitting me which I duck and put him in a head lock until he's picked up off of me by 3 people and tamed down....like I said this was one night out of a series. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1794 [Nickname] goinlokofordemlokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I started out with friends...after two lokos and a wild night I woke up with none. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1793 [Nickname] BlackoutBrigade [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Sittng on my neighbors porch one night with a few other people I pushed down 6, maybe 7 Four Loko, (I'm borderline alcoholic and drink more than any mere mortal before any says I'm a lying sack of shit.), anyways, I proceed to go through half a fifth of vodka, I'm drunk by then. So is everyone else on the porch, I guess all the testosterone of me and my friends started flowing pretty ferociously along with the estrogen of the women because what ensued next included an eight man battyle royal with a tree for the ringpost, trying my damndest to sleep with a woman 22 years older than me, throwing beer bottles at a cop car and running, punching my best friend in the ear and calling my now ex-girlfriend a "Miss Piggy Impersonator" and then asking if she wanted me to finger her butthole. She did not, she was not happy and she is not the slightest bit chubby. I woke up in a shirt three sizes too small and a beer next to me for breakfeast. Nothing loko about this story, it's a pretty regular occurence. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1792 [Nickname] miggs. [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I had two four lokos. That with a little anger in me, I ran up to my bestfriend and fought her. I gave her a black eye. -________- | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1791 [Nickname] Ofc Friendly [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | I only drink my four loko out of a cup. I have to when I`m driving my police car. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1790 [Nickname] willam howard. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i was talking in spanish after 3 of them,i took french in highschool&middle school. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1789 [Nickname] FourLoka [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One night I was at my friends house and the only drink available was fourloko; It was my first time drinking fourloko therefore I didn't think it was going to fuck me up bad.Yeah well, I was proven wrong. I don't remember most of my night, I just remember drinking my first can, apparently I ended up drinking 3. I woke up the next morning with bruises all over my ass. Turns out I ended up running around the pool pretty much naked and tripping all over the place; In front of a bunch of people I did not know. I still get winks and random smiles/laughs in the most unexpected occasions. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1788 [Nickname] mary janee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i would tell you a story . to bad i dont remember anything that happens with these fucking things . | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1787 [Nickname] Lokomotive. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I had a sip of a four loko and felt like a giant pussy. Stick with 40's, America! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1786 [Nickname] 4 no-go [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i was drinking 4lokos with my friend at my house, i remember falling asleep, then i remember bits and pieces of her yelling at me not to pee on my bed.. apparently i got up and pulled my pants down and said i had to go to the bathroom then sat back down on my bed like it was a toilet. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1785 [Nickname] ImetAVampire [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | knocked back two four lokos, blacked out and theres a period of three hours where no one knows what happened to me. Upon waking up the next morning i had 8 dark purple hickeys, it's a week later and i can still see them | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1784 [Nickname] Loko Ono [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I decided to absolutely run a rage train. I drank 5 four lokos; the entire time I was told that people have died after 3. I loudly verbally abused anyone that had ever died from four lokos. I then apparently met and conversed with several people i have no recollection of and went to a party. Apparently i was hanging out with 3 total strangers and ran into my room mate. According to him within 30 min of the party I lost the ability to form sentences and started speaking in tongues. I woke up still hammered, but alive and slightly bloody. Scared money don't make no money. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1783 [Nickname] The Breaker [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My friends and I were getting ready to go out and were pregaming. I had about four 4lokos with me, and I know I drank at least two of them. We made it as far as the parking lot. We basically turned around from there, but since it was my car, I insisted sitting in the front, and my other friend was deathly ill from her 4lokos. With the ride over and puke in my face, I took her to be cleaned up. The next notable moment is me trying to reach the balcony from the breezeway. Needless to say, I didn't reach it, fell three stories, landed on my feet in grass/mulch, slid onto my back. I ended up with a broken back and now have been in a brace for 10 weeks. I also lost two teeth. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1782 [Nickname] Mr Wrestling 2 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I realized that I only had $19 to fund my Sat PM so I decided to take the Loko challenge. I purchased I picked 6 cans from the local market and returned home. My plan was to enjoy the night safe in my backyard with my two dogs. Sun AM I awoke to the somewhat puzzling sight of a Mexican man unconscious next to my bird bath, a eight foot section of my fence smoldering on my gas grill, the rear of my neighbor`s home coated with fecal matter, my washing machine overturned, blue spray paint on my feet, and a prominent six inch gash on my chin. I wholeheartedly recommend your product. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1781 [Nickname] Kuku4Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | usually I drink the fruit punch one, but New York just banned Four Loko's... so, whatever the store has of Four Loko's - that's that! So, 7-11 only had Grape... these drinks has tons of coffee, usually I'm wired and blasted outta my mind. Instead, the Grape... I got niggaitis and stopped paying my bills on time, had 6 kids by 5 women, lost my job, got on welfare, made a rap mixtape, sold some bootleg dvds and Air Jordan's, and eat nothing but KFC with my GRAPE Four Loko's.... ALL IN ONE NIGHT. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1780 [Nickname] df [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i ate a puppy, just kidding, i didnt really do anything all that crazy........ | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1779 [Nickname] IWasFuckedUpBrah [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | The other night i was going to a party me and my crew decided to pre-game with a couple 4lokos. No big deal. We drove to the party and after that i can't remember anything. All i remember is me, fucking a gatorade party and then proceeding to drink my own cum...I woke up in my bed next to some random girl. I love 4lokos. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1778 [Nickname] Bunny [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Last night I tried Four Lokos for the first time...only had two.....and puked all over myself inside a cab. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1777 [Nickname] beasting it [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was at a hookah bar I regularly visit and I sat across from a guy I had never met before, but for whatever reason he had it in his head that I was some sort of celebrity and needed Four Loko immediately, to which I obviously did not object. However, after consuming three of these and five shots of Jack Daniels in the span of a little more than 60 minutes, I was shit tossed. For some reason I decide to drive, and half way home on the highway I realize that I cannot see ANYTHING. I proceed to pull over on the median of the highway, drunkenly stumble out of my car, and vomit over the guard rail. I then get back in my car, drive another 20 yards or so, and come to the same realization again that I cannot see anything. I then pull over into the median again, turn on my caution lights with the last bit of soberness in me, and vomit over the guardrail again. After this point the story was told to me by my own mother, who I apparently called and asked her to pick me up from the middle of I675. She shows up, and not more than 30 seconds later a squad of four sherrifs arrives behind her, she then proceeds to negotiate with them to keep me out of jail while I am still puking all over the guard rail and yelling obscenities. I'm then rushed across the highway to my mother's car, abandoning mine, and driven home. On the way, I decide it would be smart to vomit all over the side of my mother's Saab. She doesn't enjoy this. We pull over half-way home and I get out to blow chunks for the umpteenth time and two more police cars show up behind us, but pull away after about 20 minutes of me hurling. We then get home, I collapse with my head in the toilet and wake up somehow in my bed wearing backwards pajama pants. Needless to say, it was a relatively Loko night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1776 [Nickname] AJ Pitts [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Boring night, decided to have a can of loko. Proceed onto having a tall can of bud, then I decide it's time to hit the bars. Have some beer here, some wine there, and a 40 of schlitz. Somewhere between bars I started blacking out and began my drive home...less than a mile from my house I somehow get a flat and this cop is watching me try to change it from across the parking lot. I'm throwing out random shit stuffed in my trunk...a/c's, jacks, you name it. I proceed to attempt to jack up the side OPPOSITE the flat whilst the cop makes his approach towards me. The cop sees the open 40 in my car and all he does is make me call someone for a ride (and just had to be my ex girlfriend I have only seen drunk lately). After all that, he didn't even offer to help change the flat! ...but thank you police for letting me off from a potential DUI for the 2nd time. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1775 [Nickname] Slick Willy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a 4 lokos while playing poker on my roof. My gf comes by, later, drunk. I convinced her to put on her little nurses outfit for the boys. She changed, came back to the roof, but left the keys behind. I called a locksmith, but he couldn't understand my drunken directions. I called the cops (!) to break into my apartment. They weren't amused. 4 am, no other choices, I tried to check into a hotel. They took one look at me and said the entire hotel was booked. Next thing I know I wake up with my gf in an hourly hotel with LOTS of stains. We walk back to my place, with my gf still wearing nothing but the nurses uniform. Locksmith opened my door in 5 seconds. Never found the keys and my gf left her Channel $5000 necklace in the hourly hotel. Love 4 lokos! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1774 [Nickname] vampire bill [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Typical Friday....I had off that day so decided to do a modest night at home and kill off two four lokos...bout half way through my second one my friend calls me saying she wants to go downtown. HELL FUCKIN YEA! I shouted...We arrive at the first place. feeling pretty drunk so I of coarse ordered a xl long island. Thats where i blacked out...Ended up going to a gay strip bar where i was shouting "i can do better!!!, left there somehow managed to steal what i think is a fancy wine opener then did a somersault over a chain-linked fence landing on my head, cause i needed to pee real bad..saying goodnight in german to people who walked by. and finally trying to "glamor" the burger king employee into giving me a free whopper. yea i watched true blood before going out. THANKS FOUR LOKO! YOU MAKE DRUNK SHAME AWESOME! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1773 [Nickname] Ketabate [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | my first month in college in corvallis oregon, i thought my tolerance to alcohol was rather impressive until i got my hands on a four loko. we went out to a house party when i pop open four loko number one, number two and three came soon thereafter. after number three i feel my phone vibrating in my pocket. i take it out and look at it..."work" fuck. it didnt occur to me that i was on call. i deliver pizzas and if you cant come in when youre on call youre fired. all that went through my head was how the hell am i gonna pay rent without a job? i answer and they say john we just got rocked were gonna need u in as soon as possible. i was absolutely shitfaced heading into work which entales a lot of driving...i wake up in the police station the next day and find out i puked on someones doorstep with their pizza in my hand. i got fired and a d.u.i but it made for a hell of a story...thanks four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1772 [Nickname] thatchick [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | so it was my friends 21st and he decided to come to wvu for the weekend. thought i'd pick up a couple lokos and bring them over. i decided instead of the usual one loko i'd go for two tonight. not only did i drink two four lokos but i beer bonged them over a 45 minute time period. needless to say i dont remember anything after 9pm that night. let a sober kid i just met that night at the party drive my car/me home. apparently got little caesars with all the guys. and woke up at 5am with no recollection of that night with a garbage can full of puke next to my bed. i got up and went to the bathroom and the shower curtain and rod were in the bathtub. i went downstairs to see my friend who was staying on my couch that night and asked her what the hell happened. she said "do you really not remember anything?" clearly she has never had any loko experience. and clearly i drank way more than my friend on his own 21st birthday. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1771 [Nickname] BLUNTMAN. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | me and my friends decided to go out of town to a big party, on the way into town we all down a four loko and smoke a blunt.. once we got to the party we realized how insane shit was going to get and we all downed another loko and started pounding cups from the keg. after a little while, were all split up by now and all pretty smashed. i go outside for a smoke and start on my third loko..then i get a call from my ride saying they already left the party and there gunna meet me..once im in the car i realize how hammered everyone is and that we shouldnt b driving.. of course the driver doesnt agree and we get in an Argument. resulting in the driver kicking everyone out and speeding off.. pretty pissed off we start walking around the city and do a whole bunch of graffiti.. after about 4 hours of bombing and talking to every random drunk person we come across we call someone to get a ride back to our hometown.. this takes about and hour and after a stop at mcdonalds we get home and pass the fuck out.. i woke up with a bad hangover and the douche bag who left us there woke up to a huge shit in his drivers seat and his back taillights samshed out... ;)cant wait to do it again next weekend! FOURLOKO FO LIFEE | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1770 [Nickname] Charlie Manson [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I was bringing a case of tall, frosty Four Lokos to a party at Roman Polanski's house when I stopped off on the side of the road to drink one. I don't remember what the fuck happened after that! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1769 [Nickname] ??? [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | drank 2 lokos and some beer....guess what...no black out so everyone who says they do must suck at drinking and is def not helping to keep it on the shelves.....learn how to drink before you down 4 lokos!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1768 [Nickname] Lili19<3 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | OMFG. So I was at a parking lot party at my college when I first had Four Loko. Some guys just asked me if I wanted to get a Four Loko since they were driving to the store. I had never tried that drink before and I really thought it would be like a Corona or something. The guys came back like 30 minutes later. Many people told me that Four Loko tasted nasty but I had to try it for myself. So I was just sitting with a few other people on a car just casually sipping the drink. At first I was like, "this isn't too bad." Around 3 in the morning I was hysterical. I could not stop laughing, I was leaning on some guy next to me, and every sentence I said had curse words. A few minutes later I got really nauseated. I got up from the car and walked to the nearest tree. As soon as I got to the tree I could not stop puking. I had to ask someone to walk me back to my dorm building. As soon as i got back to my room I ran to the toilet and pretty much laid there for hours. Two RAs had to come to my room to see if everything was fine. They even put me in bed and fed me cup noodles since I had no food in my system. It was a sad scene. At 8 in the morning i was still throwing up. I even called my boyfriend and cried about how sick I was. It was an experience I would never forget. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1767 [Nickname] Nicolette Bono [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i got so crunk on halloween one lemonade 4 lokos woooooo! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1766 [Nickname] imtooloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My friends and I thought it would be a good idea to have a "loko" night. Outcome= me, straight girl, managed to get a girlfriend that night, and in the matter of 20 minutes of dating I cheated on her with a guy, cheated on her with my bestfriend, witnessed my "girlfriend" and bestfriend faceplant into the cement, walked around for an hour trying to find my car, dropped my phone in a toilet, lost my best friend in the city....woke up with a drawn hitler moustache that i apparently bar hopped with....i guess loko was the perfect way to describe last night | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1765 [Nickname] VR baby [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Decided to play flip cup with my Lokos which would have been fine if I didn't switch from cranberry lemonade to watermelon to blue raspberry. I ended up puking at the frat house I was at, laying on the couch snuggling my puke-filled bucket, getting a ride home and passing out in my roommates bed. Woke up the next day and didn't know how I got there, but I didn't have a hang over. I <3 LOKOS!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1764 [Nickname] PhillyCheeseSteak [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | So one night I decided to buy two Lokos. After consuming them within two hours I was transported to another world; a world in which fun was plenty and smiles were in abundance. At first I was feeling rather exceptional. However, things started to go downhill pretty quickly. For instance, as I was macking on this chick, I began to give her a grammar lesson, and I explained to her that in order for a woman to be an acceptable bride for me she must have perfect grammar. To explain this better, I began by writing a story on a chalkboard for her. Needless to say, she was very turned on. At the end of the night, I autographed my Four Loko can and then presented it to her saying that she will remember this night for the rest of her life (as well as me). True Story, yo. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1763 [Nickname] Poondocks [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So I ate 97 m&ms then drank 2 4locos. After having a few shots at a bar downtown, my friends and I apparently decided to somehow acquire a few prostitutes for the evening. I remember very little about what happened after that but I do remember not being able to find my car and searching for what seemed like hours. (still haven't found it and that was 2 nights ago). Anyways, my roommates said that we stumbled in around 6am with 3 "rough" looking girls. The next day my 2 dude friends and I woke up naked in the same bed together. I just really hope nothing gay happened... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1762 [Nickname] ThatGirl [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After having three drinks I ended up running through the bars, passed out on a bench outside, fell on the ground, and decided to take a nap there. Apparently I was woken up by cops who I then flipped off before being hauled away to the hospital...Never again! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1761 [Nickname] sammmii [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | me & a few friends drank enough four loko to take a picture with a pyramid of them, while having power hour, pregaming to go out. Got to the bar, tried to find my friends in a freezer. End of my memory. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1760 [Nickname] AG69 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 16 4lokos... next thing i know i wake up handcuffed to a hospital bed with an IV drip dressed in a tutu because i broke into a kindergardeners house, stole her tutu, spray painted her bedroom, climbed out the window, peed on her dog, and then had a heart attack in their front yard.. needless to say im now on house arrest and have a fatal heart condition WISH ME LUCK!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1759 [Nickname] BigTonyDanStory [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Yo we're currently drinking four lokos right now and we're so fucked up that we fucked our grandma for money. She was in heat and we wanted some dough to go out to a party and get more four lokos, and she was like yo, bang me and I'll give you some head. And some cash for the lokos. SO... we said sure and drank another loko, and banged her out. She only has one eye (the other is glass) so we skull fucked her too). She cried when we were done, but she still gave us the cash. It was so cool that we fucked her again, even though she didnt pay us the second time. THanks for the cash grams! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1758 [Nickname] Kailz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | woke up at 5am with an irrational fear of the thing standing in the middle of the living room until i realized it was the traffic horse i stole and carried half way across campus that night then was startled again by the noises coming from underneath it.. until i realized that in a drunken stupor my best friend made a tent out of it by propping it up, placing a blanket over it and falling asleep underneath. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1757 [Nickname] steele [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I ended up in a tree, refusing to come down until they put the Bernie Mac Show back on the air. Upon waking up in the branches the next morning, I remembered that Bernie Mac is dead. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1756 [Nickname] boogiedownbx [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | 2 lemondade lokos, wired til 6 am..wrote and recorded an emotional r&b song..then I had the most amazing dreams...why r they banning this shit again? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1755 [Nickname] a_killa_killa [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | What ever happened to an ice cold beer? Four Loko sucks! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1754 [Nickname] PardY [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank so many lokos i killed a man | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1753 [Nickname] kneecaps [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I remember downing two Four Lokos with my friend before hopping into a really nice Trans Am. We hung with guys I didn't know and after a few shots later, I don't know what happened. I woke up with a broken ankle, a nose ring, and cuddling the center console. Apparently my friend pierced my nose as a dare, I climbed the roof of a Catholic school, and broke my ankle on the way down. I was in the neighbor's car. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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