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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2154 [Nickname] Princess S [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | It was my birthday so some friends captured me and took me out for a night out. Well they got us some four lokos and it was my 1st time. I only remember parts of that night and some of the parts I do remember are half yelling at them that I had to pee, people being shocked that I was drunk, and them having to help me walk wherever I was going. Then I had to hear about that night from all the people that saw me. O yeah, my best birthday present? No hangover. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2153 [Nickname] DeSalesU [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Last night, I drank 4 Four Lokos. I had a great time, but when I woke up, I realized I had vomited in my sleep on the new TV in my room. The TV is eight feet away. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2152 [Nickname] Natty ice [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | im a 20 yo girl and one night over the summer i decided to have my bf buy me 2 four lokos and a panther joose simply based on the cool can art. 2 lokos severl beers and many games of quarters later i couldnt even stand my bf had to pull the car up into our freinds yard where i was throwing up to get me to take me home. upon ariving home i opened the car door falling to the ground i remained there for about two hours going in and out of sleep. when finally i dragged myslef to bed. for the next 5 days i was very very sick achey all over and sick to my stomach non stopped along with extreme light sensitivity i will never drink loko again | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2151 [Nickname] Filthyloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So I drank half a bottle of wine, a few beers and 2 four lokos on my way to a Gov't Mule concert in Myrtle Beach a few months ago. Ended up somehow getting backstage and doing bong rips with the band before and after the show. Next thing I know im waking up naked in bed next to a woman a good 30 years older than me with her granddaughter jumping on the bed and my buddy passed out on the floor. Thanks four loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2150 [Nickname] R [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | While my roommate and I were enjoying a game of beerpong with two wild girls it was suggested that we play with four loko instead of beer.Not long after,one girl puked than the other girl started puking because the first girl puked. Then one of them punched me in the balls when I tried to help.Then the second girl that started puking ran outside and played in the snow barefoot and locked my roommate on the deck. I then woke up wet and covered in mini wheaties with puke and dollar bills all over the place. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2149 [Nickname] Vol [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Went on vacation to Tybee Island w/my family. Drank 2 lokos and hit some bars w/ my cousin. Hours later discovered by the cops getting raped in a hotel parking lot. Screamed at the cops and I went to jail. Showed the cops the UT tatoo on my ass. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2148 [Nickname] usuck+rockfours [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 2 red fours and blcks out i ended up smoking my whole oz and losing a bill i still had fun bitches | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2147 [Nickname] FritzVonSmokenPuff [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Drank some four lokos. Stuck it in the wrong hole. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2146 [Nickname] fourlokokid [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | had 2 loko's in 20 min. Went out to my car and yacked all ovver it like a dumb fuck head and then proceeded to drive while puking.. best cruise eva! Drove by a fuckin cop lololol! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2145 [Nickname] kvan [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | Drank two four lokos, drove home sober and went to bed. Or so I thought. Later found out my friends begged me not to drive but I pushed them away, ran to my car and took off. Then yelled at my wife that my sisters friends got their crabs all over my guitars(after they had a lingerie photo shoot), mac n cheese, did the dishes, ran the disposal for thirty minutes | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2144 [Nickname] d [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | one time i chugged my entire four loko during fuck you.. i weigh 90 pounds. later that night i had to pee but decided outside was better then a bathroom while i was peeing i smashed my face in a curb. when i woke up the next day my face was busted up i had no idea what had happened to me until my friends told me | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2143 [Nickname] Elimanz [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | drank a 4 loko mixed it with vodka... about an hour later woke up on the staircase of my friends project building... apparently i was asking a random chick to give me a hand job.. then she takes my cell phone and txt my cousin who was @ a party in the building telling him she found me passed out on the stairs. we took a cab home and i cursed out the cab driver because he told me to have a good night... woke up the next day with the biggest hangover in my life... fuck 4 loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2142 [Nickname] Herp [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 FOUR lokos, then convinced my friends i wanted to try jenkems that night. I proceeded to shit and piss all over the floor, and roll around in it because I thought the closer I was to the butthash, the more fucked up i would get. I woke up covered in shit and piss with the taste of raw sewage in my mouth. Gotta love the LOKO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2141 [Nickname] dam [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | at my house on 33rd street i drank 2 4lokos with 3 beers and a nice rum and coke then on the subway to meet my friends at the party, i woke up deep in brooklin with no shurt one shoe and a homless man telling me that if i dident give him his cart back he would call the police....god dam u forloco | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2140 [Nickname] snookie [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I went riches on one four loko. I almost fell off the tv of riches which is hanging off the ceiling. We made friends with a guy driving a truck to later realize he was our toe truck driver. Im still loko for the four loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2139 [Nickname] broken tree [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So, i just started school i was bored and my friend texted me saying "Hey wanna buy some lokos? there almost illegal" (this was like december 1st) i've heard about it so i went to buy them so i got 4 2 for my friends 2 for me, so i chugged those down like water and we began walking around the park stumbling , falling on each other. First we pissed n the middle of a baseball field mid-game, and stumbled away laughing our asses off. So were walking, and my friend stops and says "Guys i think i can walk through a gate.." so he continually smashes his head into a gate i was behind 2 weak trees that had just been planted so i grab both walk back and i tried to do a ninja kick foward but the left tree snapped bringing me down so me and my friends stumble on we went to a pizzaria and began rolling around it was about 8 o'clock while i was still hammered my friends began to sober up so tired and aching they bring me i roll around piss drunk until 12 in the morning. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2138 [Nickname] derdeeder [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i was hanging out with my best friend and my ex-boyfriend and his 3 friends. i woke up in a shower that wasnt mine with my youth group leader at church on the floor naked by the toilet. my exboyfriend and best friend were tied together by a phone car charger. one of my ex bf best friend were lying by the door awake, and he looked at me and asked if i wanted to do it again while everyone else was asleep, since it wasnt fair for him to have to share...wow...thanks loko (: i dont go to the same church anymore. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2137 [Nickname] JAYMAN [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | First time having Four Loko, my friends convinced me to "Edward sissorhand" the four loko. I downed both in a matter of 30 minutes. What happened next was a mistake. I went to my best friend, and told him I hooked up with his girlfriend and then went up to his girlfriend and told her that I still had feelings for her. Not only did I do this but on the spot had an urge to make out with her in front of my best friend. Long story short, when I woke up I apparently suffered a broken nose from my best friend and lost my best friend that night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2136 [Nickname] Loko4fourloko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | had my first loko last night fruit punch i was already pretty faded when i started drinking that shit lets just say i cant remember everything but we broke into two schools from sky lights had to have one guy sneak in cut the steal rope with a knife we all snuk in then wile we were driving 100 done the street throwing bottle rockets with the explosive part ripped off so it was basically a firework but back to the point thru it at some guys car these fuckers thought we shot at them fuck flipped a bitch on us and started booking it after us we lost them and we bombed and broke off a bunch of mailboxes my bad for the long story but itd be alot better cept i cant realy remember shit so i guess just gotta love them lokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2135 [Nickname] mongoose [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | A couple of nights ago some young bucks all sashayed on into the house I was at balooning the chill atmosphere into a swingin high school esque quasi-party. The four of them combined for a gang of bumbling four lokos each with their own commemorative 4loko. They discussed in great loud detail their favorite flavors and how exactly the ass taste of the grape flavor could possibly be better than robitussum fruit punch flavor. Then they started getting real about an ex, then they pissed ppl off, then they left happily ever after and SHOULD HAVE been stopped by a cop that drove right by them drinking in public. Godamn karma never works right | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2134 [Nickname] LostPIzza [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I had about 2 four lokos and decided I wanted Dominoes. I ordered two pies. I didn't eat one slice. Before I got back to my dorm room I had offered away every piece. the people ranged from public safety of my dorms to the people I rode the elevator with. I was still hungry. I ordered another two pies. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2133 [Nickname] Ian Cross [Loko] 54 [Not Loko] 20 [6] Show [Story] | I got drunk on beer and whiskey. When we went on a booze run we decided we need energy. We decided on Four Loko. One of those bad boys sent me into a downward spiral. First, I fought a door. Then I got into an arguement with my roomate about nothing. I gathered up all of my hygiene gear, a Hajii rag, an 8 intch knife, and a bottle of mustard. After throwing all of my hygiene gear into the river, I wrapped the Hajii rag around my head like a terrorist. I found a tree that i didnt like, sprayed it with mustard, and proceeded to knife fight it for about 10 minutes. I disapeared. I found out later that multiple cop cars were on the look out for me for about an hour. I forgot why i was mad at my roomate and started back. thats when I was arrested. Damn fuzz finally got me. My roomate magically showed up and started yelling things like,"TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!! IT LOOKS BETTER ON COPS!!" I didn't have the knife on me anymore so they had to let me go. Colonel Mustard, in the quad, with the knife. Game over. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2132 [Nickname] T.C.41-Ltown [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | so it was me and my boy, we were hanging out and wanting to get into some trouble, we went buy 4 four lokos and began to drink... i passed out after one and the next morning i found a small child, a pit bull and three cases of pudding surrounding my naked body, i then walked in the shower and fount my mom tied up with my name tattooed across her four head... a night ill never forget, damn fourloko :( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2131 [Nickname] Big Kat [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I woke up with a long dildo in my ass and two black eyes. You can be the judge of how my night went. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2130 [Nickname] flurdd<3 [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | me and ma nigga floyd drank 7 lokos a peace and by the end of the night he went from a straight guy to a guy that sucked 5 dicks in one night holla at him 4506985 (; | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2129 [Nickname] damn four lokos [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | me and three friends bought 9 four lokos. we drank the two pretty slow and the last one we shotgunned. We woke up the next morning on top of a cliff and my friends car crashed and dented up there too! the funny thing is its still up there cause theres no path to get up or down lol. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2128 [Nickname] Emmy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Four loko is my drink of choice. The first time i drank it i gave a guy a handjob while strandling him in the passenger seat while the car is in motion in handcuffs, went to a strip club and thought the strippers were showing their tits so i should too, bar tended in my underwear, threw my cell phone away, attempted to sleep with my best male friend, walked two miles blacked out crying through the most dangerous part of town and let an engaged man put his hands down my pants. I was also dating a bartender at the time and I left his bar with another man that night. He left work crying. FOUR LOKO SOME OF THE BEST TIMES ULL NEVER REMEMBER | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2127 [Nickname] Beannnnnnn [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 2-four lokos, pased out, woke up to my clothes on everyonne else and my ex-boyfriend on top of me. my friends tell me i went skinny dipping in a public fountain, and tied my ex- boyfriend up with his x-box controller cord. after playing black ops. all i remember is seeing my ex- boyyfriends best friend and pratically raping him. my friend k. woke up with my pants on her and a condom in her mouth...hmmm... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2126 [Nickname] Dre [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | took mixed shots of vodka and a 4loko. decided it would be good idea to drive to another party. ended up following the wrong car, got on the high way not knowing where i was, got off the high way and pulled into the apartment complex i thought the party was in. walked around the complex with no shoes yelling at my phone. i somehow got home, don't remember getting there. gotta love four lokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2125 [Nickname] Scumdog0331 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I watch the game at a bar, but was only about six beers in by the end of the game. I go to the gas station in Richland, IA (home of?no one really), the only flavor of Four Loko they have is grape. (Remember this, you will be tested on it later). I buy two. I cracked open my first can, and the flavor did not remind me of grape. ?Canned Ass? seems like a better name. We go to a bar in Eldon, IA (Home of the ?American Gothic? house!). If anyone knows anything about Eldon, you know this was a bad idea. Commence time traveling. Here?s what I can piece together from multiple reports: I brought my rugby cleats in to try to get everyone to ?Shoot the Boot,? no one did it, it probably didn?t help that? I was apparently shirtless most of the night. In fact, I was shirtless so long that I actually lost my shirt and the bartender had to give me another one. (Note: Why was I shirtless? I?m 6?0" 300lbs, I have ?Corn Fed? tattooed TuPac ?Thug Life? style across my gut, and there is universal humor in a naked fat man.) I tried to start a ?fat man wet t-shirt contest? by pouring a pitcher of beer on myself, no one else wanted to play. Here?s what I know from the following morning: I woke up on my friend?s couch cuddling his Rottweiler. My debit card was gone. I was covered in change. I had no cash nor change when I left the bar in Richland. (Perhaps I used my debit card to get cash, then immediately converted the cash to change, and there were multiple denominations, then used the change as confetti in celebration of the fat man wet t-shirt contest.) My pants were FILTHY! My knee was bleeding, yet my pants were not harmed, which means that I fell on my knee, with my pants off, at some point in the night. I had sent over 60 text messages, mostly such insightful stuff as ?I luv yooo,? ?what is my name,? ?it?s so awful,? and ?W0000000!? Finally, and I told you that you?d be tested, another unexpected surprise was that the 4 loko had turned my poop blue. In summation, I?m doing it again next weekend, WHO?S WITH ME?!?!?!?! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2124 [Nickname] hahaha [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | soo i had about 6 locos in the time span of 3 hours. my bff and i created our own religon and procced to damn ppl to hell. while also yelling our own sermans. one of them was do as i say or fuck off. afterwards we went to a catholic church service and played becky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got fined for distrbing the peace | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2123 [Nickname] lokooo [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | someone has a video of me singing "I've had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you"...to a four loko can. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2122 [Nickname] Scared Localist [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | My friend chugged 7 four lokos........... The same day he played soccer and then died of a heart attack. plz do not drink these. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2121 [Nickname] JJMAY39 [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story] | so me and my bros thought it would be cool to try four lokos since we only drink wine coolers. So we split 1 loko between the four of us and the last thing i remember is going to sleep 20 minutes after drinking it... i woke up with 3 naked guys in bed with me the next morning | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2120 [Nickname] cdoc42 [Loko] 519 [Not Loko] 33 [6] Show [Story] | It was a regular friday night, i was chillen with my boys floyd and perry smoking joes left and right, we had a case of beer between the 3 of us and decided it would be a good idea to go buy 9 four lokos-3 for each of us. we headed out to a party and began drinking our share, the last thing i remember before waking up naked in floyds bed was running threw a fire with face paint on me screaming "Were the sleeping giants!" | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2119 [Nickname] GW93suooooop [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I started off the night with a couple keystones. Then somehow i ended up drinking 6 four lokos at my niggas house. Then woke up butt ass naked in a forest with blood all over me, also smelling like straight reefer. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2118 [Nickname] Naked Football Chase [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My friend had a LOKO and a half. We started throwing a football around. Next thing I know he's chasing me around with his shorts and underwear at his ankles. I ask him if he had any idea what happend last night. He replied... "No idea". | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2117 [Nickname] whocares123 [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i blacked out after two four lokos. i was told this morning that last night i suddenly had to piss and walked outside to do it, but came back in, pulled my pants down in the livingroom, sat down on the recliner and pissed myself. i then proceeded to take my pants completely off and the only thing i remember is waking up on the couch, with no pants on. i have drank ALOT and have never blacked out before, this shit is crazy! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2116 [Nickname] iloveliquidcrack [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | The first time I had a four loko, I found myself belting old-school Christina Aguilera tunes while standing on my friend's kitchen table and then eventually ending up passed out, head on the counter, at some shitty bar in the ghetto of baltimore. Not discouraged by these embarrassing situations though, I continued to be a regular four loko consumer. Did I black out often? Yes. Did I do dumb shit such as have sex with a non-Jewish kid with a Jew fro? Yes. Was I the least bit discouraged after the constant humiliation that four lokos seemed to cause me? No; not yet at least. Even after drinking a blue raspberry four loko before a Sublime concert and as a result being kicked out of the concert once I was spotted vomiting a neon blue substance, I remained a loyal fan of "getting loko." The breaking point in my relationship with the "blackout in a can" occurred on my 19th birthday. After wandering the streets of a little beach town while drinking a cranberry lemonade four loko, I managed to blackout (surprise, surprise) before we even got to the party. Needless to say, my birthday ended with a bang in a few different ways. 1. I literally fell down an entire staircase and my blacked out friends watched as almost all of my body parts got a chance to bang against each wooden stair. 2. I was, "the life of the party," and apparently made quite the impression amongst the party guests. 3. I actually got raped by a 20-something year old lifeguard with long, blonde hair and somehow ended up stealing (or unintentionally taking by mistake, we'll never know) his shitty blue nokia cell phone. Due to the bang my birthday ended with as a result of getting loko, and the awkward rendezvous with the lifeguard man (returning his cell phone that i maybe accidentally stole and asking him basic questions such as "hey, do you have stds?" and "do you think i'm going to be pregnant because of you?"), I have decided to officially retire from such activity. I once loved Four Lokos, but was finally given a reality check of how unpleasant they can make your life both while under it's influence and recovering from it's influence the next day. I'm waving my white flag Four Loko. Please do your best not to tempt me again. Regardless, I just have one thing left to say about my Four Loko experiences - #sorryimnotsorry | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2115 [Nickname] Loko...Next Question [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I'm a laid back person, first night I drank a loko I punched a whole through a wall, flipped a table over in a pizza parlor, then chirped a frat kid. Second time I drank one I fell face first in the snow, got to my friends house and punched the top off a steel standing lamp, then headbutted it cutting my head open. My loko friend walked outside in the snow with no shoes holding the remnants of the lamp and proceeded to smash it over a tree in the front yard. These are just the things I remember doing. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2114 [Nickname] nickiminajfan?? [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | Oh my gosh, i barely remember what happened!!! First i drank like about 3 and i STILL coulnd't get a buzz, so i kinda put some suger and coffee together with some fourloko. I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After that i wake up and find myself being fucked up by someone, and he was doing it really hard too. i love sex in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2113 [Nickname] WTF 4 LOKOS [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | I DRANK 4 LOKOS....WENT TO THA CLUB DANCED WITH TWO CHICKS BROUGHT DEM HOME....FUCKED EM, PASSED OUT. WOKE UP THA NEXT MORNING WITH SHIT ON MY DICK AN TWO GUYZ IN MY BED...LUCKLY MY ASS WASN'T SORE....DID I MENTION I'M NOT GAY THANKS 4 LOKOS | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2112 [Nickname] IDR, breh!!1! [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a variety pack. Learned how to dougie. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2111 [Nickname] shitwreckkk [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | last time i drank lokos i went to the club and got kicked out after drinking one loko and getting in a fight. my bff and i decided to go back to another friends house where we drank another loko and some rum. we then moved to the last house of the night. (the last thing my friend and i remember is leaving the club, i was told what happened when i found out where my car keys were)at the last house i lost the only set of keys for my car. my car was uncapable of moving for three days. three days later my friend finds my keyes in a coat pocket of his jacket that he was not even wearing that night. oh loko how u got meee<3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2110 [Nickname] LokoMadeMeLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So before i went to a party, I pregamed at my house with my best friend(basically drank alone cause she drove). Went to the party feeling pretty good, then saw a Four Loko on the counter and my friends told me to have it (now I'm a pretty small girl, 4'11 and weight 94 pounds..nd yes I am old enough to drink dont worry). After drinking the whole can of Loko I blacked out. The next morning I woke up at the top of my stairs right before my bedroom, didnt even make it to bed. I looked at my phone and saw that i had a text from a random number saying " you were crazy last night, I cant believe you stripped in front of everyone and jumped into the pool, your lucky I jumped in after you because you almost drown you crazy little girl." Never will i drink one of those sneaky little drinks again! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2109 [Nickname] bigraab [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | four loko...where do i start one fine night at my house at school i felt the need to prove my manhood. After drinking one blueraspberry loko i decided to fill up another and take it down through the beer bong. This promptly triggered 2 more beer bongs one filled with a mixture of beer and 2 shots of vlad. After waking up in someone elses clothes i was quickly made aware of my actions the night before with a video my friend showed me, Which included 5 minutes of me walking around butt naked and a beer pong slam dunk in which i slid off the table and broke my ass on the firplace.. i still have the scar to this day. Thanks for the memories 4loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2108 [Nickname] LokoIDVandal [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Had a graduation party for some friends and I got tired of drinking keg beer so I switched to Four Loko. After about a four loko and a half I decided to start my moving process. I was moving out soon and had a huge desk I couldnt fit out of my door, so my friends and I found an axe started chopping up the desk and throwing it out my window into the apt parking lot when. I was outside with the ax and a cup of four loko when a cop rolled through the complex looking for parties. He looked at me with my drink and an axe and got out of the car to ask what I was doing. I responded "oh just chopping up my desk, I couldnt move it, Im not drunk". | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2107 [Nickname] TedBundy4Loko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Had 2 lokos then hit the bars. I left all my friends at the bar and didnt tell them i was leaving. Ended up going to an unlocked building on the campus where I go to school and approached the vending machine for late night munchies. I had no money, so I decided to tip the machine. It fell on top of me instead. It took me a while to wiggle my way out, then I passed out for 3 hours next to the machine. Woke up at 6am and pass out on my neighbors couch. P.s. me and 3 frinds attempted to lift the machine back up the next day to no avail, luckily I didnt get caught. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2106 [Nickname] richard goesinya [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | a few weeks ago I read these stories ddecied to try one bought the blue tropical kind went home started playin xbox downed that one drank whiskey by the time i bought 1 more i remember nothing i remember feelin sleepy then got up my roommate said i stumbled sideways into the kitchen table head first into the kitchen table i woke up feeling shitty had puked over the night and had a inch gash on my leg that is still there..Bought another one the next day | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2105 [Nickname] So dumb [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 Four Loko's and half a bottle of Jager. Last thing I remember is arriving to the bowling alley with my friends.. Next thing I knew, I was in my dad's car driving to the gas station. You want to talk about a blacked out night? I could have killed myself and others. The next morning I found out from my friend that I was peeing outside of the bowling alley and I got kicked out, so I went and sat in my friends car, and tried to drive away but had no keys, and just set off the alarm instead. Then they drove me home and carried me up into my bedroom. And since I still lived with my dad at the time.. For some reason chose to drive his car instead of mine, and got out of my black out while I was driving his car to the gas station... OH and, I did not know how to turn on his headlights, so I was pushing forward his brights the whole time while driving. FML! Living La Vidi LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2104 [Nickname] OMG [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Well woke up this morning feeling like death, apparently I drank only one and a half blacked out talked shit to my neighbors ran up and down the street screaming rolled all over my other neigherbors lawn, took off my shirt put my hoodie on and keep flashing my husband. Called my husband all types of profanities, kept spitting on everyone in reach. Flung dinner on the floor what else...Im so embaressed to go outside. I dont even want to hear anymore cause I dont even remember. I will never drink one of those again wow. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2103 [Nickname] Sir Stinky Pants [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | After drinking a few beers I decided to drink a Four Loko... within 30 min I was swimming in the ocean with a pitcher filled with sea water. When I got back me and my friends had a sea water chugging contest. All I remember was throwing up my dinner in the bath tub and eating a pickle that I had just thrown up... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2102 [Nickname] swik [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | to many loko'ories to tell so i assume ill start with the most recent....UK UT football game last weekend did a little pre-gamin and post-gamin with these things...After the 3rd loko of they day and a stout margarita at the restaurant my whole family (grandparents and all) and i attended, i blacked... Usually this part turns bad or involves something stupid but somehow I picked up the waitress and convinced her to walk about two miles to my place once she got off where as i also got my mom to run to the store on a condom run convincing here that if her son got a std that it would have been her fault | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2101 [Nickname] igetmoney808 [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | me and my friend smoked a $50 blunt. and we were soo stoned that we went to the liquor store and bought 3 4lokos (blueberry). he drank all 3 in his backyard and he was f*cked up. and since he lives right by a golf course, we hopped the fence. he fell down the fence and the neighbors were about to call the cops so we digged. and we ended up f*cking up the entire golf course. he threw up all over the course and i pissed and took a shit in one of the holes. and we dug holes in the ground and f*cked up the grass. and we smoked another blunt. then the security cart came and luckily we saw their headlights so i had to pretty much carry my friend and help him hop the fence to get out of the golf course. then the cops came driving towards us so we booked it and ran back to his house where he threw up some more. EPIC NIGHT. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2100 [Nickname] Don't Deny The Loko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | At a frat party I beer bonged 8 Four Lokos (one of each flavor) over the span of 10 minutes. 5 minutes later I died. The renter of the house, an alumni of the fraternity in question, freaked out and decided to hide my corpse in the walk-in cooler of the Pakistani-owned liquor store he worked at. He couldn't decide how best to dispose of my body so he left me hidden in a burlap sack behind the rack they kept their Four Loko shipments on. Three days later I awoke, resurrected, with life in my body and still with a blood/alcohol level of .32. I return to you as Four Loko Jesus, and I am here to forgive all of the sins committed by those who drink The Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2099 [Nickname] badbadbad night [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I love four lokos, i usually just have one and im good but my dumbass was going to a huge party that was going all night so i got 3...well every things going good till midway the 2nd one i leave the party my friends do not know where i am 2 hours later they find me with my hands up on a cop car im butt naked at a park pee on my pants with a random guy. i got an indecent exposure ticket i still dont know what i did but i guess its pretty obvious. than after that ordeal i decided to go and take more shots than we go to carl jr and i flashed the guy who was working. my friend was driving i grabed the wheel on the freeway almost killing everyone.next morning waking up with a riped up piece of paper in my bed...that was my ticket the other half i threw out the window thank god they are banned because i probably would do that shit again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2098 [Nickname] LokoStripClub [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | A bunch of people from work said they've never drank Four Loko. I bought a case to show everyone what they are missing out on. We were going to a strip club for a coworkers eighteenth birthday. On the car ride up we decided we were each going to drink two, however since they have these silly open container laws we decided to crack one at a time and share. Four Loko being an acquired taste, I was able to guzzle much faster than these rookies who've never experienced the drink. The last thing I remember was getting gas on the ride up and pissing on the grass in front of the station. I blacked out and have no recollection what so ever of the strip club or the events that occurred the entire time we were there, which was from 11 pm - 4 am. I was told the next day by many people the events that transpired. The people in my car were the troublemakers, out of control, and basically babysat by the rest of our coworkers. I was all over a new girl that worked with us, who had a boyfriend, and I was previously not attracted to in any way what so ever. Another girl in our car got up on stage and stripped nude. Eventually I couldn't walk, stand, or even talk and communicated to my supervisor with a series of nods. I literally was unable to speak. I was thrown out of the club around 3 after vomiting grape Four Loko all over the floor of the men's bathroom. I was told it was literally the most disgusting thing anyone has ever seen. I then slept in the car until we left at 4 after blowing a .36 in a portable breatholizer. I have absolutely no recollection of the night what so ever. When I blacked in I was sleeping in a cot at my grandmothers house fully clothed. Apparently I was taken there because I told everyone it was much closer then my house. She was furious about me showing up blacked out at 5 am and then throwing up all over her bathroom as well. The results of this were very polarizing. I hooked up with the one girl I work with, and another digs me. Some people love me for introducing them to such an awesome drink and think I'm a legend. On the other hand my grandmother hates me and there are people who refuse to imbibe alcohol with me ever again. I'm so upset these drinks are banned. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2097 [Nickname] AussieDan [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | my first run in with four loko was a few months ago a mate of mine told me that not even i could behave myself after a few cans(ive been told that my alcohol intake can be at times hard to believe) not being one to back down from a challenge i said to my mate i will have one of each and a bottle of bundy rum that i had just got from duty free.i had 2 cans in about an hour then started on the rum.i remember starting the rum but nothing else, but buy the end of the night i had drank 3 loko cans and a bottle of rum, my mate said it was the only time ever he had seen my be sick but i still dont remember what happened but i woke up with 21 stitches in my arm and in hospital getting my gut pumped and a police charge for assaulting a police officer.and to this day i have only the up most respect for the only drink ive ever had to fuck me up like that.P.S i dont drink four loko anymore | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2096 [Nickname] ginger nutts [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | i drank about 10 four lokes i ended up fuckin my mom,.... then i got really pist so went to the bar to cool it off and turns out i shit all over the bar stool, later.. omg i was gonna have sex some guy was trying to give me a rim job i splatted ass queefs all in his nose, it was the greenest shit ever, soo it was really embarrassing and i had to tell my dad, he then took advantage and stuck his cock in my ear and busted a fat nutt, i stole 3 immagrant kids that night along with a car and some ciggs, i ate shit swalolowed pee and piucked it all on my sister my life is soo fucked, btw queefing is a natural hobby oh what four lokos do to my ass queefs | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2095 [Nickname] Concert [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Was pregaming for a concert with a few buds, one of which bought a 12 pack of four loko. We each drank about 1 or 2 before we went to catch the train to the show. One of my buddies showed up late and in the absence of time proceeded to funnel one and chug another. We drank a few more on the train. I ended up getting arrested which I do not remember too much but the ticket/summons explained it all. The next day I texted the four kids I was with to see how the show went. Three of responses were I never made it in, I got arrested. Haha only 1 of us made it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2094 [Nickname] Our Friend Hines [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So NYC is banning fourloko (I wonder why?) So now me and my boys had to try it. Only we can't find it anywhere. Its 1 in the morning store to store looking for it. We finally get one each, and are walking down the street drinking them in brown paper bags. That very corner, the cops roll up. I try and toss mine and some of the guys duck behind a phone booth but by the end of it 5 cop cars lights and sirens flashing are handing out tickets to everyone! So fuck you can of four loko, You cost me sixty bucks and didn't even get buzzed! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2093 [Nickname] Call of Loko Four [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Picked up some grape Four Lokos last nite. got home and threw Black Ops into the 360 and harnessed myself down into the couch. I slammed my first loko down before nuketown even managed to load. So I am doin terrible in duty with .99 K/D ratio. I figured 2 more lokos might help like it does with the ladies... Feelling real fucked by now; my snipers all over the place and shit, games are takin forever to start and i blackout. I Woke up the next day and a real shit storm musta brew in my stomach last nite as soon as i stood up, shit blasted out of my anus . it looked like a mudslide occured on the couch...clearly the shit gods were not on myside :) the couch was burned yesterday. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2092 [Nickname] caballo loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | when lokos first started becoming popular me and my friend decided to drink 2 a piece and i continued to win 16 games of beer pong after that. well i blacked out after a couple of games of beer pong and i woke up with a busted up lip, a bruised nose and several bruises throughout my body...i was told by friends that i fell flat on my face during a bp game and started to spitting blood everywhere then i went outside to try to call somebody and then i was found rolling around outside on the grass tryin to get service then the ppl that owned the house tried to put me to sleeep and i started to cry and to top it all off i rolled down a flight of stairs....and i havent stopped drinkin them since | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2091 [Nickname] loko4dali [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So last weekend my buddies and I decided it would be fun to drink 4loko and then go to a museum. We started off with 3 4loko each and then proceeded to take shots during the car rife there. It just so happens that the museum was located in the city so we ran across a few homeless people on the way. We sat with one and each drank a 4loko out of a brown bag next to his shopping cart. Next thing we knew it we all woke up in jail with the homeless guy sitting next to us...thank you 4loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2090 [Nickname] dfksafl [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i went to this party. drank a shit ton of beers and thats all i remember besides waking up the next morning naked, sore vagina next to someone in some random room that i found out was my best friends ex boyfriend. ive never blacked out in my life and i ALWAYS remember everything and would never do something like that. i was absolutely convinced i was drugged and never talked to any of my friends after that because they were the only people there. here it is about 4 months later and i figure out that i drank a couple four lokos after all the beer.. makes sense | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2089 [Nickname] Rick Price [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2, called a girl a CUNT, played two overly long beer pong games, passed out in the park......woke up in my bed | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2088 [Nickname] PabloEscabar [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | due to the recent ban of 4loko i decided to drink 8 of them in 2 days and ended up in the hospital with rediculous blood pressure, dehydration, as well as an illegal BAC 8 hours after drinking. I vowed I would never drink a LOKO again, but two days later drove to 8 different liquor stores and bought everything they had in stock. It amounted to 94LOKOS and a $282 charge...I cant wait to black out and end up in the hospital again for my sins | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2087 [Nickname] nate [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | had 2 1/2 lokos. the night i dont remember. but i woke up the next day with the contact "mah boiiiii" in my phone and i found pictures of me in some asians kids car on my pictures. idk either | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2086 [Nickname] austin4loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | friday after thanksgiving me and my brother were chillin at the mall bought some new nikes. later that night got 2 4lokos he drank his and i chugged mine then we went to main event(arcade). i was buzzin pretty good til i wanted 2 more. back to the store and bought myself 2, chugged one and started buzzin really good. from there we went to sixth street (in austin) i blacked out as soon as i stepped out of the car. all i remember was meeting some hippie homeless dude, he smoked me out with some DANKY ASS BUD. i also remember punchin some dude in the face for no reason at all the cops were following me and my bro too idk how we didnt go to jail. i never even got the chance to drink the second one i bought | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2085 [Nickname] AVOCADO LOCO [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I don't know what kind of poisons or acids that are in Four Loco's but it turned me into the craziest, most psychotic freak that you could possibly think of. I had the brilliant idea of drinking a our loco before going out to the bars with my friends. It was thursday, college night, one of the biggest parties of the year. I drank the four loco, had about a pitcher and a half of beer, a shot of patron, and an adios mother f**cker to finish off the night. We got picked up by my friend and she took us to Safeway at 2 am, she should have never done that. I guess I went to the frozen and grabbed 10 boxes of CPK frozen pizzas and tried running out with them through the locked doors. I dropped all the pizzas, picked them up, and ran out the other side. I dropped off the pizzas and I guess ran back into Safeway to grab apple cider and an avocado, couldn't tell you why I did that till this day. I woke up the next morning to discover that my jeans were completely covered with avocado, so were my friends jeans and the car. Apparently my friend had bought a bag of chips, and I began making guacamole in my hands, because I wanted to dip my chips in it. Then i psychotically started throwing avocado at my friend in the back seat. That night I became someone else. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2084 [Nickname] EMZI [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | omg, i had the WORST experience!i have about 5 lokos and long story short, i remeber partying at a party and i remeber waking up to a a nigga fucking me. i kept blackingout. the next day when i was still wasted, people were showing me videos of me humping the wall, and whilee i was having sex with a guy ...i started to pee. :( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2083 [Nickname] tktitty [Loko] 80 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | My friend drank 3 four lokos one night and for some reason he tried to give himself head. Not gonna lie, it was the funniest thing ive ever seen. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2082 [Nickname] Propez [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Im having my first loko right now... lets see what this is all about. 11/30/10 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2081 [Nickname] big daddy [Loko] 74 [Not Loko] 24 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 3 four lokos with my kid. He`s missing. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2080 [Nickname] No_longer_virgin [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I'm a 16 yr old male. Got off work at 9pm on my birthday. Headed over to my boy's house where he had 2 Four Lokos waiting for me. Chugged them both in the span of 30 mins. Proceeded to then smoke weed, and take shots of tequila(the tequila from mexico, with the worm on the bottom, not that water downed shit here in U.S.) Was fuckin wrecked by the time my gf showed up, could hear her drinking and having a good time while I went to puke in the bathroom. From this moment on I have sporadic blackouts. The first time I wake up from a blackout, I was on the floor next to the toilet, huggin it with my face halfway in the damn thing. I looked up to see my boy pissin in the sink cus I woldnt move. Blacked out again, woke up to the lights off, and my gf kissing me. Blacked out, woke up grabbed her hand, led her to my boy's mom's room where he was watching TV, proceeded to tell him to leave so i can bang my girl in his mom's room. He denied me of course, so we went to his room, proceeded to lay down, blacked out, woke up to my gf and I makin out, blacked out, woke up to me takin her pants off, and proceeded to eat pussy for the first time(tasted terrbile) blacked out, woke up to her guiding my dick into her, blacked out, woke up to realizin I was losing my virginity and didnt have a condom, blacked out, woke up to apologizing for not being able to cum, blacked out, woke up in the backyard in my boxers and nothing else the next morning with a pounding headache. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2079 [Nickname] C [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | my friend came over one night to play karaoke revolution. each of us had 2 loko's and got wild. we ended up eventually going to sleep at 5 am and i woke up with bite marks all over me, scratches down my back and arms, and some dirty sheets. I'd do it all over again if given the chance. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2078 [Nickname] WestVillageLoko [Loko] 47 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story] | One night recently I drank three Four Lokos and nothing too terrible happened. After reading through a few pages of this site, I think my story is by far the most insane. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2077 [Nickname] tom [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | drank 3 before halloween then preceeded to scream at my girl friend as she took take of me id rather be homeless then with her...then faught a homeless man who was concerned as i tried to throw her into a cad...ended up passed out at Port Authority the next morning w a summons taped to my shirt LOKO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2076 [Nickname] AndrewMKE [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | All I remember is drinking Four Loko, doing six shots in one hour, snorting Ritalin, some guy kissing me, almost getting hit by a car, drinking a beer, and eating Domino's before passing out. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2075 [Nickname] smooshsnooki [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | If fourlokos are being banned, I'm buying 2 cases of them and selling them to freshman for 5 dollars a piece. I should have been a business major... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2074 [Nickname] oaky [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Pregamed at home with a grape loko, then went to a friend's house where I pounded an orange in about fifteen minutes. My friend insisted he had already had 2 himself but like to talk shit and told him to open another. He poured us out equal amounts and in another twenty minutes we had each finished a third. I blacked out sitting on his couch and at some point left, called my girlfriend, and started walking to her place--everything I know after this is based on what she heard through the phone. Apparently while I was waiting at a corner some girl ran into me and knocked the phone out of my hand. As I picked my phone up I was yelling at her that she was a fat cunt and she'd better never run into me again, because nobody gets between me and my girl when we're talking on the phone, fucking NOBODY. I assured my girlfriend many times that nobody gets between me and her, especially not fat cunts. I stumbled into a pizza place, incoherently ordered a few slices and finally got to my girlfriend's. I threw up for two hours then passed out on the floor in the middle of her apartment (she lives with 5 other girls) with my pants around my knees. I woke up the next day covered in blankets and sweatshirts, wondering why my pants were down, and missing my glasses. Glasses weren't at gf's place, not at pizza place, not at friend's place, not anywhere along the street. Best guess is that the fat cunt knocked them off my face when she knocked my phone out of my hand. Fucking fat cunts. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2073 [Nickname] Sassy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank four loco. Argued with my ex husband. He murdered all my co workers. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2072 [Nickname] VegasLoKo [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Slammed two lemonade in my room at the flamingo with my roommate, felt nothing, played six games of pong at O'Sheas, gave the leprechaun a piggy back ride, then blacked out walking into caesars. Woke up naked, not in my room, with puke on the bed. Found out I went home with "destiny" who went to my high school, got escorted out of the casino for repeatedly spilling drinks on the pit boss claiming to have starred in The Hangover and my roommate got arrested for assaulting three Scots and telling their queen to suck it. Oh, and he had six bills in his pocket of our winnings. I just stocked cases of this magic juice in my closet. LoKoooo | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2071 [Nickname] Vano [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Me and another gal pal bought one and stole another. Drove to our spot and started drinking. Got all hyper and we were having fun. I decided I wanted to visit my guy friend in a city nearby. So we got in my van and I drove off. As I sped off to his house we were blasting the music and singing out loud. We got to his house safely and continued to drink our Four Loko. Now my gal friend had never met my guy friend and she knew we were dating. My gal friend starts rolling on the floor, drooling, slurring her speech, and rolling her eyes. Im assuming it was because she was drunk. I go outside to smoke a cigarette and when I get back they're making out. They didn't see me so I come back in more loudly and they stop. She walks to the kitchen to get water and I stay quiet. I finish the rest of mine and her can. And then my guy friend says he's going to go check on her. When I go back to check on them they're making out again and I hear them go into a room and slam the door shut. So I decided then I was going to let them handle their business. I get in my car and leave her there. Half way home I realized she left her phone and belongings in my car. Still feeling crazy and bothered by my friends I roll down the window and throw all her stuff out the car. I get home safely and raid my fridge of left over turkey from Thanksgiving. In the morning I find texts claiming how sorry and fucked up she was. I send a text back claiming that I was fucked up too and threw all her stuff out the window as I drove home. Yup. So four loko makes you crazy and do crazy stuff for sure! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2070 [Nickname] Childress [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | A chronicle of my recent 4loko escapades. I first discovered 4Loko on a nice day on the lake during a buy week. Dont remember much, but people now call that the 'love boat scandal'. Apparently I call Deana a whore everytime I Loko. Most recently, I bought a full case of Lokos and regained my senses a month later...Apparently Randy Moss was on the team | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2069 [Nickname] ChaseBOSS [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | so i drank two lokos after spiking them with vodka. apparently i tried to fight five innocent bystanders because my pizza was taking too long at rocco's and i punched the taillight out of cars in front of a bar. this was all after i ran into zac efron on bourbon street and tried to get him to party with us. at least he showed some love and gave me a high five followed by a pound and laughed at my drunkeness. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2068 [Nickname] hey budddy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | well in the summer time i downed a fouloko in less than 5 mins. then smoked then drank some of my friends fourloko and ended up on the wet lawn for like hours blabbing who the fuck knows but i couldnt control myself then somehow ended up in a cvs parking lot peeing. Then my friends brought me in there car i was crying and screaming and then someone brought me home. Next morning i woke up shaking and i smelled like fruit punch. FU lokos :D -__- | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2067 [Nickname] Nannerpuss [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I had two four lokos and two fourties ended up at some dorm party where some girl gave me four pills. Instead of doing the reasonable thing and taking one or two I gulped all four down. took a piss in someones room, then apparently shook a lamp post until the bulb broke and then picked up the glass and threw it. then took my bike on a ride with a black and mild. Ended up in my bed. woke up the next day with scratches everywhere and noticed my bike was crashed with a bent tire next to a tree with the black and mild only half smoked. I love you four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2066 [Nickname] carrotcock [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i down 2 lokos at 8 p.m , dipped from the cops, lost my wallet, made 30 prank calls,and smoked and box many times throughout the night. woking up at 6:30 a.m to find myself alone in the back of my boys car awaken by his car alarm going off not remember a second of what happened the past night. i had to be told what happened just like how i just told you. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2065 [Nickname] TacosTacosTacos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Me n my GF were drinkin 4 loko, I think we both had 2 and were probably arleady buzzed off Carlo Rossi (that cheap wine that come in a big ass jug). Uhm. I just remember we had sex, or at least attempted too, since I woke up around 4am naked on the floor next too my GF who was also passed out naked. Luckily I woke up when I did cause my head was down by her ass, and as soon as I got up she started too piss the bed. Or maybe she did piss on me and that's why I woke up? Hmmmmmm I'm not sure. More probably happened that night, but that's all I can recall. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2064 [Nickname] lokoNObueno [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank like 15 beers with my buddies then dipped into the four loko. I was doing fine until that point. I don't remember anything after my first big glass of the loko sauce but apparently (as told by my buddies) I demanded to go to the bar to clear my name cause I thought the bar was talking shit about me, I tried to sit in an invisible chair, knocked over a plant, table, myself, and my girlfriend thinks I'm a looser! FUCK YOU FOUR LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2063 [Nickname] donworryboutit [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i had a party at my house and we started chuggin fourlokos. Woke up the next morning with 3 people lying down in my basement.. two of em naked | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2062 [Nickname] EY [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a 4Loko and nothing crazy happened, but I went online and made up a story like everyone else, it was mad loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2061 [Nickname] Shelly Bobwa [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 4loko then walked to the bar. I guess on the way back i decided to take an entire oneway street sign. From the sign to the pole and even some of the cement was still on the bottom as I rolled over in the morning with it next to me. I couldn't move my wrist for 2 weeks after that | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2060 [Nickname] swisssh. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | rip lokos..<3 you will be missed.. ill never get fucked up like i did again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2059 [Nickname] JAM [Loko] 41 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story] | drank 4loko for the first time before a yankee game with my best friend. ended up front row of the game (which we later discovered thru pictures on our phones). blacked out we remember wakin up in the projects of the bronx with 5 unknown "gangsters" at about 5 am. ran for our lives. our money was missing and our phones were dead. proceeded to walk thru the hood and found ourselves surrounded by prostitutes trying to steal our cell phone and there pimp getting them away with a gun. drank some more n woke up in my house (in nj) with a t shirt signed by every yankees player | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2058 [Nickname] rasheed wallace [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | I have drank as much loko the last few months as anyone..due to it being banned I went to 4 liquor stores to find some..I ended up buying to cases and blacking out on saturday, and when i woke up i had no clue where i was..needless to say i played speed quarters with loko the next day and ended up in the hospital..i now have been ruthlessly shitting out mud..RIP four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2057 [Nickname] smoKING [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | SO MY dude chugs some lokos and falls off really bad. we did cpr on him in the middle of the sreet and then chased him down the street to our old high school after we find out he dosnt like cpr. anyway his cousin was like we need to put him to sleep cuz he wil b to crazy. so while i ditracted the drunk with a piece of cardbord his cousin sneak attacks a choke hold on him and knocks him out!passed out on the ground we wait 3o mins to make sure he was out. this was a 2 in the mourning i later find out he woke up at five stole some baked goods and went to church and went to sleep in the pew like angel i dont mess with lokos i just watch there byproduct ...smoke weed | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2056 [Nickname] LeBron James [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | This summer, I drank 3 four lokos and signed with the Miami Heat. We are only 9-8 so far this season and I'm now the most hated athlete on the planet. Thanks 4loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2055 [Nickname] Chinesse [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | John mayhugh and Hannah butler had sex after the first four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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