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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2379 [Nickname] GottaLove4Lokos [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | i went camping (with my family)decided to pop a pill&drink a four loko and 5 beers seemed like a hell of an idea. after drunk dialing my boyfriend, i jumped into the lake half naked.started making out with my cousins cousin(not blood related) blacked out for god knows how long.... woke up to him banging me in the sand,threw him off of me when i realized what was going on, then he decided to finish off himself,FML. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2378 [Nickname] Fuckin Lokos [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | long story short, my friend drank a loko i gave him some whiskey too...hes throwing up later, breaks my friends meredez logo off the car LOL WTF? , his breaths are short...ambulance gets him no lie all before midnight haha for new yrs eve...hes all good now but basically four loko and lightweights dont mix...never partying with him again =) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2377 [Nickname] scarred for life [Loko] 163 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | so it was my first semester this year in college, and i was gettin rowdy drinkin 4 four lokos. I go out of my room after 2 and im feelin nice. i drink the last 2 and hit up a party and find this girl who looked hot but in reality she was fat and ugly, like a 2 out of 10, i bring her back too my room and we started havin sex and thought i was some kind of pornstar so i go two knuckles deep in her ass with my fingers. then i think shes real wet and after i finish, inside her, i realize this bitch had her period ALL over me, then she starts blowin me, with blood on my dick, and i get freaked out and run outta the room naked with blood all over me, i just happen to run into two campus police officers and they draw their guns on me cuz they literally thought i killed somebody. i spent a few hours in the campus jail until my friends came and explained what happened to the officers. its safe to say i will never drink four lokos again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2376 [Nickname] Happy New Yur! [Loko] 33 [Not Loko] 20 [6] Show [Story] | Went to my girls friends for a house party.....had ONE AND A HALF Loko...some champagne,a shot of vodka... Missed the new year....remember nothing past 1155 pm...passed out on the floor...puked on her friends picnic table... she loaded me in the car,put me to bed...while undressing me,discovers a huge hard on...Fucks me for two hours without me cunning. I fucked her so hard she shit in the bed. Too bad I can't remember a fuckin thing. Thanks Loko...oh yeah....I puked in her jeans and panties which were beside the bed....FUCKIN AWESOME!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2375 [Nickname] Toomanylokos [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | So I was with my friends and had 4 lokos to myself went to a party and I woke up in jail I found out I fought a cop thanks 4loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2374 [Nickname] Bobbie Blackout [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | search you toob for "bobbie blackout" that's a loko story | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2373 [Nickname] You know! [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | So it was new years and I decided to go out and didnt have much money well I had heard about how 4loko messes people up for a cheap price so I decided ok yeah ill get four by the time i got to the party i took a few shot and had 1 4loko and i was way out of it. It was horrible I was all over the place acting like a drunken messs. Most of the night was a haze i love 4loko for a cheap price and to get drunk pretty fast is awesome :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2372 [Nickname] Shloef [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Don't ever chug four loko when your a 117lb 17 year old.. So a couple of friends and myself decide we're going to get 6 four lokos. We walk to a park right next to where they lived and chill under a pavilion. I drank a couple sips before one of my friends said the famous words "LET'S CHUG THIS SHIT". It as all down hill from there. About twenty minutes later my friend Oran(who is small and scrawny) decided he wanted to fight my other friend Nate who is basically a fucking body builder. Oran got the shit beat out of him once and right after he wanted to fight again! .. he got his ass tossed across the field a second time. At this point I was getting the spinnys so I put my head down. Not even 5 minutes after I threw up blue foam all over the concrete. My friend Jon carried me all the way to my friends staircase outside his apartment and I proceeded to throw up for a good hour. Not to mention I was totally embarrassed because the boy I liked(who's my boyfriend of 8 months now) watched the whole thing. After my fucking puke attack was ending Jon carried me over his shoulder to his house. There's still a blue stain on the concrete under the bench I was sitting on. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2371 [Nickname] scooby [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | New Years Eve, decide to not go out and play games due to not sleeping night before. Friends force me to go out with them, I drink a fourloko for the first time so I can stay up. End up stumbling around a party filled with old high school kids I vaguely know, asking everyone for coke, argue loudly how I want coke RIGHT NOW to everyone present, find my girlfriend and yell at her loudly, punch a dude, other shit btw I don't remember any of this I blacked out and people have been filling me in | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2369 [Nickname] bocaloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | alright so my friends and i are driving down from the airport to the club. smoking blunts, drinking lokos. due to the dude in my back left seat who took a sip, the cop who was following me pulled us over. They smelt the weed and i had to tell them about everything so they searched my car for leftover weed(there was none) and in the end, after my sobriety test, all of us drinking who are underage got away with it. no trouble, nothing on the record and we got to keep the lokos!! the raved sucked. gotta love boca cops!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2368 [Nickname] Ditzy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 4 lokos for the first time &+ found out i got kicked out that night, &+ hardly smoked bud my friend was taking hits from the bong...took 3 big ass milky hits...was stuck on the chair...procced to toilet...but best friend grabs me off it, go in room...i throw up then...friend takes a pic of me with the trashcan they hand me doing a thumbs up sign! xD | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2367 [Nickname] pshizzy [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story] | so one time i dranked this loko right? and it was good rite? and so i drank it rite? it was good? then i fucked a bear```````````````````! a fucking grizzly bear! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2366 [Nickname] vincen [Loko] 62 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story] | Last night, my friends and I drove 1 hour and 45 minutes to a club. We started drinking in the car, finished the vodka and my buddy decided to stop at the gas station. we all pitched, and got four four lokos. I had blue rasperry. Finished it relatively quickly for my small size (mind you I am 5 6', 130 pounds. I'm a relatively peaceful and calm guy. We go into the club, after a rip a new asshole for this chick for pulling out front of the club in a new escalade. She was beat, so I let the whole line know how I felt. Finally got in, took my shirt off and started grinding on girls. Tried to get a girl to dance, she said no so i ripped her shoe off her foot and threw it into the middle of the dancefloor. She went to search for it, and I followed (how genius I am drunk). I Wrapped my legs around a super hot chick whilst holding onto a pole, later to find out she was a hired dancer at the club. I was escorted out by some kind security guards, hung outside shirtless, got naked in public three times, wore the security guards jacket to stay warm. Then my friends came out, I tried to sneak in again through the back door. Small mexican man followed us down the street, I marked my territory every block by finding fences to pee on. Found a tree near the car, said "Fuck you tree", broke a large branch and threw it into the street. I puked the whole way home into my own shirt, carried into my house by my friends, spit water into my dogs face at point zero, and woke up drunk in my own bed with the taste of rasperry in my mouth. fuck you four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2365 [Nickname] thefourlokos [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | me and my friends are the four lokos, did i mention that were 15 years old and we have consumed more four lokos than anyone on this damn website. four lokos have led us to: jumping into the back of a random bros truck and driving for hours to god knows where, pull a james bond move off our friends 2-story roof by leaping to the rope swing and sliding down, hookups with each other...? and god knows who else (maybe our dealer, BRAD...hes a 50 year old hobo and pretty much our bestfriend), finding our floor conpletely covered in puke and asking who threw up, dressing up as sluts and going to party at a local elementary school, driving with our parents to taco bell wasted as shit, stealing a boat from our neighbors dock, wrecking it, and then bailing, ive been fucked up so much that i cant even remember half the shit thats happened...plus im sippin on a loko right now BITTCHHHHH LOKOS RULLLEEEEEEE! fuck the copssss | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2364 [Nickname] Bad*Loko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I am a big big beer drinker and liqor occasionaly always have been.One day i purchused a couple of these lokos I thought they were great all these different flavors and is basically a energy drink that tastes good and has about a six pack in it i liked it so much I decided to stay away from the stuff.First few things I thought about it though was that"this is going to be really bad for the community and kids"now it's banned in several states was i right?sorry i am a expierienced drinker and do not have a crazy story-but do have a joke"I don't have a drinking promblem,I drink,I get drunk,no fucking promblem" cheers | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2362 [Nickname] loko girl [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | One night a friend and I went to our friend's apartment so I could be apart of her first Loko experience. Thinking I was pro, since I have had them before, I drank about two and she drank one. Although it did no affect her too much, I apparently ran around with scissors claiming I was Harry Potter. I then ran into all the walls in our friend's apartment since I couldn't feel anything. I finally ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor. Guess I wasn't as "pro" as i thought. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2353 [Nickname] RONMONTSER [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | THIS STUFF GETS YOU FADED!!! fast i went through some real shit to get this actually me and friend were drinking this and actually it was a lot of fun i think im smarter when im drunk...lol i stood out in the rain for an hour but in the end i just paided my friend to get me one and one is enough...TRUST ME lol | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2351 [Nickname] oliver [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | so i down two lokos, and we decide we need more. but we're out of money. so we devise this plan to get more booze. two guys hold the door open, while me and my stoned friend grab all the beer and loko we can and run into the car. problem is, on guy decides that while we're running out he's gonna slap the clerk in the face. and he really slapped the shit out of this dude. so my buddy who is still stoned throws all the booze he had in the air and can't stop laughing. the beer and loko cans bust open and there's chips and liquor all over the floor. so we just run into the car. i tried to drive, but that didn't really work out. we crossed the street and hit a car that was in a repair shop lot. there's a mcdonalds next to the repair shop. so we go to 7 ll, get a slushie, and go to mcdonalds. then me and my buddy throw the slurpies in the cashiers face, hop the counter and steal some mcchickens. no clue why we did that, my friend was high so he probably had munchies or some shit.then we run back to our car. we drink more loko, and i don't remember much else. i woke up at the party we were supposed to go to in the pantry with cheez it's all over the floor. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2346 [Nickname] kredable17 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My buddy and me were heading to the Florida Panthers vs Boston Bruins game where we picked up 2 four loko's. About an hour later were both feeling good and decided to get one more each, plus one for the ride home. After two lokos and a jack and coke we started loosing it. As I went to my seat I spilt beer on some little kid and his Dad glared at me. I lloked at his Dad and said "What are you going to do! (totally out of my character)" The dad sat down and I went to my seat. It starts to get blurry after this. We jumped in my car and did 120 the whole way home when my car died about 30 minutes from my house. I called AAA and they towed my truck to the earest gas station. While waiting we engaged in a small fist fight. Come to find out I ran out of gas and I had no clue. My buddy ended up giving the driver $100 tip. Four loko's made me feel invinsible and I'm lucky nothing bad happened. Do not try to create your own Four Loko story. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2341 [Nickname] Tony [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 3 four lokos and immediately fell asleep. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2338 [Nickname] zaber my neighbor [Loko] 39 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | So I go to my friend Erics house to watch football and drink some beers. It was snowin like crazy so i fig id get trashed over there. When i opened his fridge to grab a beer a fruit punch four Loko caught my eye. I had never tried one and heard they were being outlawed cause kidds were getting hospitalized. SO i grabbed two. THe first one went down like water, the second, not so much. Next thing i kno we pick these two crazy b*tches alexis and jackie up n start drivin through peoples lawns. I was trying to get some s*x but they were drooling on themselves in the back seat from too many four lokos. After we turfed my own front and back lawn at my fathers house, cause i hate him, we end up in a field. So im racing around this field and its real rocky. I end up smashin into a rock. I jumped out right quick to check my truck and realized....it wasnt a rock it was a tombstone, we were in a freakin graveyard. i floored it outta there dropped them off, went back to my apartment that ive had for a while now (i dont live with my dad cause im like 26 that wouldnt b cool) and passed out on my bedroom flr in the fetal position. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2337 [Nickname] ohh...crap! [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | me and my mates had smuggled some 4 lokos into our house (by smuggled i meen my dads a cop and there banned in england) some being 6 cans. anyways i got totally hammerd drinking 3 all in more or less 1 go's and i found myself in mcdonalds facing the manager having to explain the reason one of his tables had smashed up , and worse still dad found out and i got absolutely crapped on grounded for 2 months AND got a warning for drinkin illegal drinks. LOL! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2336 [Nickname] hunting season [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I'm a farmer who likes to hunt in the early hours of the morning with a few friends, we normally have Redbull to keep us sharp and quick on reactions but my friend told me about four lokos and he said the key was to take 3 cans in 5 minutes, i drunk all 3 cans one after the other then i took a piss and blacked out, woke up in the barn following morning with a sheep laying beside me with 10 gunshots to it, i looked at the sheep and puked up everywhere, friends said i went trigger happy with the Bolt Action L26A1 sniper rifle i brang back from Iraq. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2334 [Nickname] loked [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | drank a four loko and drank lots of beer and played beer pong...completely blacked out and was told i was doing keg stands what not. anyways woke up in my friends bed told her she needed to drive me home even though she drank as much as me and when she said no i thought it would be a great idea to take a $40 taxi ride home even though i had no money. got home and ditched the taxi driver who then proceeded to chase after me. ran up some back alley way and this kid came out and asked what i was doing on his steps. i said i was hiding from the taxi guy and he invited me into his party. we took more shots then i left and met up with my friends. we drank more and i blacked out again and did more bad things. anyways thanks four loko so sad your illegal now :( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2333 [Nickname] Cat got your tongue? [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Saturday night all of a sudden i get this raspy ass voice sounds like i have been smoking my whole life next thing i find out its laryngitis thanks four loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2332 [Nickname] bananapajamas [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | one four loko a piece,couple shots of bacardi superior and white wine, success is epic, four locos are for the winn. winn. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2330 [Nickname] CrazyBuddy [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | I started off the night at my buddys house just eating munchies and such, i got a call from this kid that went to my college saying there was a wild party downtown, my buddy had about 12 4locos at his house we each chuged two and hit the road, we were taking the bus it took me 5 min to find change and the bus driver was being a dick so i went to the back of the bus and chuged another 4loco, i dont remeber anything after that, exept i woke up beside this black girl there was 4 condoms in the room and my buddys were no where to be found my phones gone and so is 450$ dollars FUCK. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2329 [Nickname] curious [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | i didnt have a story yet but ill like to try four lokos. i heard that i need to drink with my boyfriend because they have a afrodisiac side effects, ill will to heard about that. thank u | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2327 [Nickname] lovefourlokos [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | So it was my best friends birthday(she turned 17) and to celebrate we decided to throw a big party. For alc we got 6 four lokos for ourselves and ton of beer and vodka. We both chugged 3 lokos each in about and hour and I decided to drive myself and seven others(my car seats 5)to in n out,ordered food, drove into a sign at a church, stopped to play at the park and then we both black out. We woke up naked in some random persons jacuzzi with clothes, empty cans, and used condoms all around the jacuzzi. asked what the fuck happened the night before, and found out I had sex with my bestfriends college brother and she fucked his best friend. THANK YOU FOUR LOKO.WE LOVE YOU. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2326 [Nickname] glasgowjock [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 16 cans, I'm Scottish | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2324 [Nickname] EvanSalmon [Loko] 30 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 1 4loko and ended up stabbing my shin with a pencil i tried to sharpen in my hamsters asshole | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2323 [Nickname] kidfrankie [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 5 four lokos in new york....i woke up in kentucky. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2322 [Nickname] lokomotive24 [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | It was new years eve 2009, between myself and 5 other people we killed 22 four lokos. after the first 12 we decided to go to the casino 25 minutes away. We then came back home after the casino (lost a shitload of money), and proceeded to finish off the rest. Next thing i remember me and all my friends were puking outside in the driveway and one of my friends was passed out in my closet with a locked door and the stereo full blast. we could not get inside to shut off the stereo and my buddy was passed out cold. Next thing i remember was my friend waking me up in the dark house as i was standing in the living room. it was if i was sleep walking and didnt know. my parents came home the next day asking wat all the red stuff in the driveway was and i told them it was our cat kiki that had the stomach flu. my parents didnt buy it for a second. thank you 4 loko. we still continue to go loko for them lokos. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2321 [Nickname] Slim Fasted YUHHH!! [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | So I attend Texas State University so i think it goes without saying that I am what licensed administrators would call a absolute "Party Animal" so of course ive had my fair share of run ins with what i like to call Quattro Loko. So much that i am now quite the household name around campus, They call me the "Loko Master". But even with all of that fame that ive received from four loko i must honor the REAL "liquid cocaine" the REAL "blackout in a can" RICH CHOCOLATE ROYAL SLIM MUTHAFUCKIN FAST! That SHIT will have yo ass CHOCOLATE WASTED.......... muff said. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2320 [Nickname] Kushman420 [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | so i was kickin it at this party after id bought some four lokos. i left the store with six n by the halfway point of the party i had shotguned all of em. i then drank some of my friends thirty pack while i cud already tell i was fucked up. thats when the blur kicked in. oh shit i was studderin, walkin very slow and saw only slow but steady flashes of colors roaming the room. i asked my friend who was the owner of this party house if i cud crash in his extra room. i made it to his bathroom n puked my fucking brains out all over the toilet haha. projectile vomit was scattered everywhere. when i finished up n felt better i took my girl to the guest room n she sucked me off. i fucked her for a little n we passed out holding eachother hella drunk. i woke up with so many crazy ass texts on my phone and i didnt remember any of them. i turned to my side and asked my baby this. "u have fun last night or what!" i smoked a bowl of og kush out my bong and passed back out holding my girls boobs. that night the only thing i remember was cracking open the first loko n shotguning it from there on the most i remember was the sex. :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2319 [Nickname] Morayes-loko [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | I drank three four lokos last night at 8 o clock thinking that it would only last until midnight. I had to be home at 12:30 I get home at 1:30, get in bed kiss my wife and go to sleep. I wake up throwing up, and two cops are standing next to my bed about to arrest me. Turns out I actually climbed in an open window into some random 17 year old's room, started making out with him in the middle of the night. Now they're charging me with statutory rape and trespassing. haha i was so loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2318 [Nickname] Phoenix [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | This probably isn't the wildest of stories, but that's how you know it's true. My first time drinking Loko...I bought 4; 2 cran lemonade, 2 fruit punch. I drank two, gave my friend one, and halfway through my third I was feelin' good so I gave the rest to him. We danced to some old Opus III (techno) then I decided to visit my neighbor, who loved to drink. Bought a bottle of Evan Williams, sipped at that a bit...then realized my creepster acquantance had taken a liking to talking to my mom. So I'm suspecting something...well, my neighbor is drunk and everyone has left but me, him, my bf, and some guy. I'm upstairs when I hear a knocking, the guy had climbed on the roof because my neighbor locked him out and I had to help him through the window. Then neighbor came and kidnapped my whiskey and locked himself in his room, so I broke his door frame by smashing my body into his door trying to get it back. So I get my whiskey back and run to my house...I knock on my door and mom comes in a towel. I slam the door, run to the backyard, and tell my friend this creeper fucked my mom. I start gettin' real angry so I smash in my shed door but that isn't enough. My friend says something real insulting so I go crazy and start choking him. Well long story short we get in a crazy fight that ends when he headbutts me in the eye and I fall down, then get up and sock him in the stomache. We had had enough by then so I go home and pass out. I wake up with a bruised eye and sore all over. Great times... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2317 [Nickname] Mikeyy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a Loko to start the night. Drank another in bp....blah blah ran from cops in a park, threw up in walmart parking lot...woke up this morning not remembering what happened after | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2316 [Nickname] drunkie [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Thursday night and me and all my roomates were going dt. It was a last minute decision but we had to leave now to get to power hour at grandmas so i wanted to pregame so I chugged a fourloko. Went to power hour got 5 pineapple vodkas then left to go to the next bar with my buds. Ordered 10 shots of tequilla had 5 gave the others to my roomates and woke up in jail the next morning | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2315 [Nickname] Regret's a ***** [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | Last night I went to a friends frat party where the only drink there was four loko. As soon as we arrived we started downing four lokos like water and hanging out and chilling with people. We got up and danced with some girls when aroun 1 A.m. my vision started going black. Next thing I know I wake up in the town jail cell 12 hours later with charges of assault and drunk driving being pressed against me. Turns out after everything went black me and my friend got into a fight at the party where his arm was broken and a kids head got spilt open. We then got into my car to take him to the hospital with me driving and while driving was pulled over by a state trooper. Here I am 12 hours later having no idea how my friend is with $5,000 bail to get out. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2314 [Nickname] dudewheresmycar? [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | lets just say me and my best buddies were getting mad loko. my boy is a tank but after four lokos he was blacked out and after 3 i was too. we decided to reenact dude wheres my car. i successfully drove my car and left it in my churches petting zoo. played mad video games to defeat the aliens. fucked a hot broad then got punched in the face by her jock boyfriend. went golfing. forgot my anniversary. woke up in a sick ass jumpsuit. best part is i will always have my loko night since i have dude tattooed on my back.... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2313 [Nickname] jess n [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | last week i went to a party and ended up drinking 2 four lokos for the first time and apparently i did cartwheels naked in the snow but all i remeber is waking up in a bathtub but my friend drank like 5 four lokos and he tried fist himself, i'm watching the footage now it's the funniest shit i've ever seen | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2312 [Nickname] buzz [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | snorted a flaming shot of bourbon then shotgunned a fruit punch four loko. robbed two extra marts and injected a hooker with chloroform. absolutely lovely night. I then proceeded to naw my legs off believing that i had more four loko in my veins.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2311 [Nickname] broken.. [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | It was the first night me and my ex boyfriend(boyfriend at the time) ever tried Four Lokos together;; the most I ever drank was 1 and it gave me a pretty good buzz so we bought 2 a piece. The first one I drank down in about 10 minutes and then proceeded to drink down the second one in about 5. After that it gets a little fuzzy;; I went upstairs to go to the bathroom and fell in the bathtub;; didn't realize it til my ex came upstairs to see what happened;; turned out the shower curtain came out of the wall and then I'm told I wouldn't let him go to bed until he laid me;; I told him a lot of raunchy things and woke up the next morning with no recolection of what happened | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2310 [Nickname] Batman [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 17 four lokos and found myself flying to the Jelly Belly jelly beans corporate headquarters wherever that is located and pleading with underage Chinese factory workers to give me five tons of popcorn flavored jelly beans for the 37 cents and pile of lint in my pocket. While I was there I convinced them to start manufacturing Jelly Belly Belly Jeans: pants made entirely out of jelly beans, and jelly beans made entirely out of pants. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2309 [Nickname] ellie [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | well.. from what i heard i was in the corner dancing with a large mexican who was on the football team, picked a fight with a girl who supposedly spilled a drink on me and it turned out to be one of my best friends, went to a boyfriends house 99% sure i had sex with him.. i got so upset that my friends came and get me but not before screaming " I HATE COLLEGE" slamming my brand new iPhone 4 on the ground how it managed to not break is beyond me. and then my friends put me to bed.. yeahh lovely way to wake up in the morning hearing this story | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2308 [Nickname] 2 loko 2 handle [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | group of friends and myself, all pseudo-responsible (not really, lolskis), 21 or with identification saying we were 21, woke up around 10 am, drinking loko at the pool back in the spring. haze set in around noon, i lost my boat, we went to a baseball tailgate. continued drinking loko in bathing suits, ended up going straight to bars after, drank loko inside the bar. bartender tried to stop me but i was loko'ed out and yelled at him to shut the f*** up, so he did. went to the convenience store around the corner to buy more loko, pissed myself (still in my swimsuit) in the store but the people didnt know so they let me purchase. then drove everyone home at the end of the night...dont remember that (lolskis again). | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2307 [Nickname] low-koh [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i had like,this 4 loko thing and then i got pissed and then piss got me!!!!! !!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2306 [Nickname] uhohspaghetti [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank two four lokos and a couple shots of captain... ended up at a strange woods party full of rednecks without shirts on, so i took my shirt off, my guy friends had beer cans thrown at their heads so i punched a redneck in the stomach. i don't think it hurt him at all. then, we're in the car and we all take our shirts off (bra included this time) and my friend tells me her boyfriend's dick is too big to fit in my mouth so i put it in my mouth and then i take it out and say "i told ya so". i only know about any of this from the morning after. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2305 [Nickname] It's OK [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My and a couple of friends went to visit another friend at Uni. Drank about 2 or 3 lokos before the road trip and more were drunk on route, my buddythen passed out, pissed all over the other two passengers in the back, and himself. When we woke him to tell him he pissed himself his reply was: 'Yeah but I knew I did it so it's OK' | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2304 [Nickname] hooked on meth [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | well one day after doing a bith me and my my mate went out to get a prostertute and she sed try this (4loko) so we both drank 20 cans between us and we got smashed? and we wnt home and raped my wife and 2 kids we went to my dads got his 44 magnum and repeatedly shot a teddy bear an x girlfriend gave me and then realised i had a boner so we done eachover up the bum and then woke up on jerry springer!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2303 [Nickname] American Bad Ass [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story] | True story: two Fridays ago i was out with a Norwegian we started talking to these chicks I'd say they were 5's maybe 6's anyway they had come to the bar with three dudes we later learned. I was able to befriend one of the dudes and so we all went to his house for an after party. These guys were all about 23-25 yrs old. Anyway they had purchased every four loko within a five mile radius and had 192 lokos in there pantry it was unbelievable they were all messed up on loko. True story #2: The next night the Norwegian made me drink a loko we purchased at a convenient store. He and i then argued about global politics for 1.5 hours (his dad was a senator in norway). While arguing at his place by 3 am I had convinced myself to get back together with an ex hook up, despite using gps on my phone and having been to her apartment many times I managed to lead the taxi driver into an alley behind a parking garage don't remember what happened next but was in her bed by 330 am called her a completely wrong name and then had &ex with her. Taxi driver kept calling me while I was doing my thing, thought it was a Russian girl I met that night so didn't answer, turns out taxi driver had my cc he left me 7 vmails over the course of an hour. Now I'm stuck in a pseudo-relationship for Christmas and a Nigerian cab driver is buying Xmas presents for his family with my student loans. Thanks 4 loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2302 [Nickname] Steve [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | Last night I blacked out pounding 4 lokos. When I awoke, I was the funking middle piece in the human centipede. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2301 [Nickname] sickly [Loko] 49 [Not Loko] 26 [6] Show [Story] | I bought 4 cans and saved them until last night. I happily drank 3 of them and then 2 hours later was overwhelmed with the worst case of explosive diarrhea I have ever had. I peed brown liquid out of my butt for over 3 hours. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2300 [Nickname] IK [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | Mixed 4Loco with PBR for an entire night. At about 5am, I time traveled. Literally. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2299 [Nickname] I wouldnt doubt it [Loko] 36 [Not Loko] 20 [6] Show [Story] | My mans Joel T had 3 four lokos in about an hour at a party my friend was having in her newly finished basement. He then proceeded to pass out on her new couch....We wake up in the middle of the night to some buzzing sound. I thought it was coming from joel so i went over and checked on him, turns out he peed his pants, broke his phone in his pocket, and ruined her new sofa. He wok up still drunk from the loko and after i explained what he did hes said...."man, I wouldnt doubt it" and passed back out on her bathroom floor. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2298 [Nickname] Rodney Trotter [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Anal Prolapsed the morning after | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2297 [Nickname] AwesomeSauce [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | I love Loko. I started one night off with a fruit punch FourLoko, since that is all our liquor store was carrying. I followed that up with a blue Tilt, then had a green Tilt. Needless to say, even though I was shit-faced, the green Tilt still tasted like ass. I blacked out, and 4 hours passed by in a flash. It was awesome. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2296 [Nickname] derrick the god [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | drank 4 four loko's nd woke up in a cave in afganistan with a bunch of taliban nd a camel so i stole a bike nd fucked off home | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2295 [Nickname] [A.M-20] [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I Drank 5 tins of Four Loko, Blacked out n woke up covered in shit. Don't know if it was my shit because there was a fat ugly man next to me. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2294 [Nickname] louiseeex [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i drank about 4 cans, thats what i remember anyway... and woke up in london, bearing in mind i live 300 miles from london... i had blood, shit and jizz on me, dont ask me what bodily fluids were kinbe i dont know. i woke up in a B and B lying next to a 22 year old... to this day i dont know who he is... thanks four loko :P | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2293 [Nickname] Julia- kaka-koka [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My call of duty killstreak was 1.72. I drank 4 four lokos and when I woke up it was .27... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2292 [Nickname] sailor [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I downed 3 of these in an hour then after a few more, woke up on a gay cruise ship locked in a cupboard with a gag in my mouth. Also it turns out that I'm married to the captains dog. Oh by the way I was already engaged, not any more. Thanks again 4Loko. I will miss you dearly. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2291 [Nickname] kat [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | sooooo...i was at a christmas party last night and a friend brought 3 cans of the forbidden four loko. i figured i should try some bc why the heck not. it tasted like a watermelon jolly rancher on crack. i don't really know how much i had bc the rest of the night is kind of a blur. i think we rode a camel from brooklyn back to the city. i gave the best blow job i've ever given (and I don't even remember doing it). recently learned how to deep throat. he LOVED it. way to go loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2290 [Nickname] Sally [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank about 4 cans of the loko one night at a friends house. The next morning I woke up in my apartment wearing only a fur vest (nothing underneath) and tights, holding a bottle of session. Apparently me and a friend and taken a naked photo shoot together then I drove home. I don't remember any of this. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2289 [Nickname] BritishGirl [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank four loko whilst on holiday in philly and ended up getting escorted out the eagles stadium. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2288 [Nickname] KidCes [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After having all kinds of other mixed drinks, we decided to go to the closest liquor store to get some more shit to drink,my friends and I decided on getting 4lokos we figured hey its like an energy drink it cant possibly get us that fucked up and its like $3 per can, little did we know lol we go walking back to the party around the corner. Drank 2 cans by myself. Couple hours later i was the drunkest id ever been in my life. The party got raided by the cops, i had to be dragged out of the back door, we decided to walk and see if there was another party going on around the neighbor hood. On top of not being able to walk at ALL, i was throwing up non stop! next thing i know im inside a vacant house that was for rent. whole bunch of people decided to come, alot of shit went down in that house ill let you think about what could have happened haha idk after that i blacked out didnt go home till the nxt day around 11am | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2287 [Nickname] LOKOKING [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank my first loko last night, ended up slamming a one punch knock out on a cow and woke up next to a car exhaust, nomoreLOKOSformeLAD | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2286 [Nickname] loko addict [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | one bored day decided to drink ten lokos,woke up next morning with a toy police car poking out of my ass. must of been good night ;) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2285 [Nickname] ????? [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 3 four loko's last night. Woke up to find i had been arrested for screaming random things at my neighbours dog. some things im not proud of. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2284 [Nickname] Lolman123 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I heard about fourloko and I bought some over the internet after scouring all my local shops. I drank a can, and been a rather week drinker, I blanked out almost instantly, I woke up in my bed, wich was covered in vomit. And I had somehow installed my toilet into my bedroom. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2283 [Nickname] Quarto Crazy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | club.hotel.ugly guy.Four Loko.blank.not so ugly guy.Four Loko.blank.cute guy.jacussi.rest of four loko.blank.waking up next to ugly guy. :/ | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2282 [Nickname] mandipants [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | sooo....1 night of fourloko led to me peeing in a closet getting with 16 guys hooking up with my best friend in the shower i recorded a guitar song i got with the bartender to UN cut me off blacked out in a closet naked...they're pictures called my 2 ex bf's my friend drunk texted ALL of my contacts.... the next morning...i was still drunk twas fabulous | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2281 [Nickname] Section 136 [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | All these stories seem like bullshit. Either that or no fucker can handle their drink! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2280 [Nickname] Buck Nasty [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So I was at this hoes house. And we started drinkin on the four loko, next thing I know I wake up on the floor, thinking I just fell asleep. But little did I know, my night was full of extravagant drunk adventures my friends told me about the next day. First off, after apparently finishing multiple lokos, I pulled a chuck norris and kicked down my spanish teachers door. Soon after, continued on to the local BP and proceeded to piss in the janitors closet, only after jamming my pockets with power bars, jerky chew, etc. The store clerk then told my friend to get me under control and take everything out of my pockets. Since he saw me blatantly stuff my pockets and piss in his janitorial closet. I then return to the counter and remove one of about ten power bars that were in my pockets, and walk out. FoUr LoKo'z Fo LiFe! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2279 [Nickname] 4crazy [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | on halloween i decided to try a four loko for the first time. by the time i finished the can i didnt really feel blackout, so i cracked open another one of those bad boys -- and then blacked out shortly after. the next morning i discovered that i left the party i was at dressed as a ninja turtle, went to the deli and ate a huge sandwich in 2 minutes, fell into a construction site and was covered in caution tape, and ended the night with cheese fries. solid. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2278 [Nickname] roddaz [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | one day i drank 4 loco never again blood sweat and siemen everywhere... i feel sorry for that buss full of nuns | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2277 [Nickname] Matty Yakshamash [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 lokos with my mates (3 of us) woke up with my dick inside of my cat!? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2276 [Nickname] Josh [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | I had sex with my girlfriends mom and she actually had recorded the whole thing on the Camera she had bought my girlfriend for Christmas, so this is how it started, I'm all alone downstairs watching some crappy movie, so I go in the fridge and rumble around only to find four, four loko's so I'm drinking and drinking next thing I know, I hear my mom in law listening to rather erotic sounds, only to doggie her again. DAMN. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2275 [Nickname] rabbi [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 6 four loko and nothing happend cos im not a pussy. thanks | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2274 [Nickname] abrowncrayon [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I felt a bit drunk and also had a caffeine high and then I died. It was bad. I didn't like it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2273 [Nickname] Tiny eyes [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 5 Fourlokos and did a poo in my best trousers at my grandmas wedding. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2272 [Nickname] loko? [Loko] 21 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | i had a dr.pepper once... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2271 [Nickname] Danz [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I was actually fine :) A bit drunk... But fine :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2270 [Nickname] jersey [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I was passing time with friends watching a Jersey Shore marathon on a lazy Sunday night. My friend got the genius inspiration to buy some 4lokos. Within an hour tops came off and a full on jersey shore threesome erupte. Jersey shore and 4loko don't mix. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2269 [Nickname] jheaney [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | ok so i had 3 lokos and i dont really remember my night so ive been told i took three cocks to the face one up my butt and i fucked two guys vaginaly. i woke up in a pool of blood that wasnt even mine. my butthole burns intensly and i think i have clamidia and aids. cant wait till next week end ! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2268 [Nickname] kayray [Loko] 51 [Not Loko] 29 [6] Show [Story] | i died. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2267 [Nickname] Big Steve [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | I shotgunned two lokos in 20 minutes, thats the entire story if you get what im saying | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2266 [Nickname] babymommadrama [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story] | well i had 9 four lokos , let me just say my night pretty crazy. i got my butt cheeks peirced, im missing a tooth, i found a wounded pigeon in my car, i found out i have herpies, and i woke up in bed naked with my step dad. guess what , im pregnant! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2265 [Nickname] bluntcruiser [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | me and my bud, were going to chill with my gf and her friend. we go to buy loko's and end upinsome park playing the gayest drinking game ever. we had 5 lokos in total, and since these rookies were wasted off of nothing. i drank around 3 lokos, right after a nice fatty. we leave after my gf's friend and my friend hookup and he almost bites her tongue off. we take them home almost crashing a couple times, after thatme and my friend decided to go get another dutch. by the end of the night i was attached to a tree holding on for life, since i have no balance, throwing up repeatedly, to then fall asleep in a random drive way | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2264 [Nickname] Hi [Loko] 52 [Not Loko] 22 [6] Show [Story] | None of these are true. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2263 [Nickname] O-Bone [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drove after two Four Loko's, got an awkward handjob in a bathroom, drunk an entire case of 24 budweisers red n whites, woke up in my boxers and someone else's socks. thats what happens when you buy like 10 kilo's of Loko's, or as i call it: 10 Kiloko's | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2262 [Nickname] SiDESHOW [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | This is the story of Four Loko and the sacrifices made . . .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RW34qKPNPo&feature=player_embedded | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2261 [Nickname] crazyhighschool [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | 4 loko party at a friends house. 3 cases of four loko and a keg of keystone. Next thing i know we're all wakin up. there was about 9 girls and 9 guys. 4 people claimed they had sex, protected. All said they had a green condom. One green condom busted into 4 peices laid in the hallway. 1 girl was completely fine, 2 girls dropped out cause they had babies later that year and no one knows what happened to the horse.. Crazy nights my dudes. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2260 [Nickname] victoria [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | one night stand.....that is all -__- | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2259 [Nickname] Sapper [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Had a bonfire, people got naked, woke up in my bed with pants as arm covers. Looked outside, nothing but smoke. I started a Forest Fire. I had to run down into the field and stamp out most of it with a water bucket and my shoes which melted, until everyone got there to help us put it out. I will NEVER drink Four Loko again. Except for tonight. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2258 [Nickname] Bus pass [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a 6er of lokos with my best friend. By the end of the night I cried with my friend, re-broke up with my ex-girl friend, crashed my sweet sweet car and ran from the police through back yards for 3 hours. If you take the caffeine out lokos where the fuck do you expect me to get the energy to run from cops! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2257 [Nickname] evilevo408 [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | drank 5 four lokos dont really remember shit other than mooning some people on the freeway smokking a gang of weed and i fucked this girl at her friends house and her mom came down and saw then went back upstairs lol then i woke up looking in my car and seeing about 30 more four lokos that i bought!!!!!!!!!! thank you four loko!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2256 [Nickname] nycan [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | On 12loko I fell into an open sidewalk grate in New York. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 2255 [Nickname] strikeouthitter! [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | Got Drunk, Flipped my car, broke 3 ribs, and kicked a Terrorist in the balls! Take that you Communist Bastard! HAHAHAHA THANKS FOUR LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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