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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1552 [Nickname] champ [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | drank 2 locos, lost chanel sunglasses, keys, and dignity | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1551 [Nickname] fukd up [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | so this one night my friends and i decided to get four loko's. we all got one can because we didnt know what to expect. i got the watermelon one because i figured my gayness would be most attracted to this flavor. we all drank our lokos in the matter of 15 hours and we all were fucked up. we decided to go to the cop station and ask if we could go for a ride since its our right to as american citizens. they said yes and we went for a night drive. we asked the cops to go buy us some more four lokos for the ride. they asked us how old we were and we said 22. well they didnt check our ID's and we all went and got one more because we are such pussies and dont know how to handle our alcohol. so as we are driving around the cops pulled over and let us shoot their guns. i pulled up shot a cop in the arm. we all laughed and went back to the station for another loko. and by the way this is a made up story just like every one of these stories that people post because they think they are cool by drinking one loko. fucking man up and say that your a virgin that will never get laid because you think your cool by posting fake loko stories. P.S. four loko's are pretty cool | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1550 [Nickname] gee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I peed on my xbox. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1549 [Nickname] woofy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | this day started off like every other day, although it still hasnt ended.. i was chugging a 4 loco while on the ole pooper.. before i knew it one thing led to another and i was writing my puppy woofikins around the neighborhood yelling save a horse, ride a cowbboyyyyy!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1548 [Nickname] BigRed <3 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After a Crazyyyyyy night at Enchanted (rave) I came home coming down off three pokeballs, so i took 7 shots of greygoose..Went to sleep for two hours, woke up by 9:30am and was too tired, so i drank my fourloko that i saved the night before, and got my energy back with an amazzzziinng feeling! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1547 [Nickname] River [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank 5 lokos over the course of an event at a club and a renegade rave. not only did i make a best friend and then declare to my friend that he was following me and i wouldnt get in the car because he was there (he was giving me a ride) but i then danced for about 6 straight hours and almost had sex with a stranger in a corner. although when my friends found me i hopped away from him happily, and then told him i didnt give my number out to random guys. i got to know them first. obviously. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1546 [Nickname] TheHillCrew [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | flokoats. four loko+ice cream. not as good as it sounds.... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1545 [Nickname] wizard [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | The first time I drank a four loko was at a house party the second week of fall term. After I finished my loko, I opened up a bottle of champagne and cheerily skipped down the streets of campus to a frat party. My friend took my champagne and hid it by a car, we got into the party free because I was so drunk. We went in and danced with some guys, after 5 minutes of being there the party got rolled by the police. Then we left and walked back to the dorms. On our way there I shouted at people and told people I would add them on facebook. When we got to the dorms, two friends had to take me up three flights of stairs, to my room, where I proceeded to throw up off and on for 30 minutes. I was still drunk when I woke up and had the worst hangover. Never again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1544 [Nickname] «3 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | the time I drank my first four loko,it wasn't just one it was two. That night I crash into the corner of a table rip my favorite jeans and then go and decide to cut the rest of the jeans all the way down the seam :). My night equaled ripped jeans, later on get home and fall from my bed landing on the opposite side to wake up with the worst hangover and headache! Thanks fourloko<3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1543 [Nickname] Julez [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Had 2 lokoz before I went out to party, came back and stole a construction cone (one of the pillared ones that are heavy)that was near my dorm. Had 2 lokoz the next night and decided that the construction cone looked ugly in my room, so I threw it out of the window and tore hella cables. Some people prbbly dont have electricity in my neighborhood. WE GO LOKO 4 THEM LOKOZ | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1542 [Nickname] Natty [Loko] 88 [Not Loko] 23 [6] Show [Story] | The FIRST rule of Four Loko is you don't talk about Four Loko.. this page is so not helping the cause to keep this drink alive and available... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1541 [Nickname] NYC LOKO [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Lets see I started off with 2 Four Lokos. I then did some coke, took a Four Loko with me on the train, got to the club, took 4 tequilla shots...well thats all I can remember. I have pictures of me in a Limo, making out with a girl, a $279 tab, and food all over my bed. GREAT NIGHT | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1540 [Nickname] ashley [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | four lokos gave me the best night i cant remember(: | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1539 [Nickname] NC [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | My night: Drank 2 Four Lokos. Wondered aloud if that meant I consumed 8 Lokos. Friends looked at me weird. Went to a party. Woke up spooning a garden oranemt. Still drunk and concerned that that gnome went roaming, I called campus police to report a crime. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1538 [Nickname] NC [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My night: Drank 2 Four Lokos. Wondered aloud if that meant I consumed 8 Lokos. Friends looked at me weird. Went to a party. Woke up spooning a garden oranemt. Still drunk and concerned that that gnome went roaming, I called campus police to report a crime. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1537 [Nickname] loookkkooo [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | 1 Four Loko + 3 Tall Boys + 3 shots = $30 in alcohol...this all led to $650 in damages. One night turned into a $700 blow out. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1536 [Nickname] yooo [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 4 four lokos and was on something else | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1535 [Nickname] SVB [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One weekend I got super Loko and had no recollection of what happened. This is the story that had been filled in: I left the party I was at, without telling anyone, to go a mile away to a friend who had seen my car. I arrived two hours later. I then proceeded to fight someone in the street. I then disappeared. My friend received a call from me four hours later, inquiring if he knew where I was. According to my description, I was three miles away. I woke up in my friends house, covered in blood, torn jeans, and no car keys. I love you Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1534 [Nickname] Chuckie Holt [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | The other night I chugged 2 four locos. I got shit faced reallly fast! When I was at a party, my friend's drunk grandmother was there too. Shw grinding up on me and because I was so drunk, I liked it :) After that we were led to her room. As we were about to do it, her husband walked in the room. Me, being so out of it, said, " hey do u want to join in the fun?" | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1533 [Nickname] fuckfourloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | im 14 and i asked this old ass man to by me an "energy drink" called four loko, he got me two of em and chugged them both in like ten minutes. (i drink to get drunk) and then i remember..... nothing | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1532 [Nickname] Poolfight [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Cops, drinks in faces, kicked out of toys r' us, ticketed for being in the park after closing, passed out on church stairs, lost on the same two corners for 20 minutes, stabbing with a fork... I LOVE FOUR LOKO!! www.feistyflies.wordpress.com for more crazy stories and fun! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1531 [Nickname] pbr [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | well lets see every body that thinks 4 loko is gnarly how bout u drink a twelve of pbr and half a bottle of 151 then when u wake up after that drink the rest of the bottle of 151 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1530 [Nickname] Ben C. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a 4LOKO and next thing I remember, I'm running around with some rando ginger asshole, searching for horcruxes to destroy and speaking with a goddamn british accent! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1529 [Nickname] cheech [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | smoked a fat blunt while sippin on some 4 loko... i met lil wayne that night and fucked nikki manaj.... I call it successful. My racist dad is gonna shoot me though.. fml | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1528 [Nickname] Mike Hunt [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I went to the gas station, i bought SIX four loko's and went to my high school football game. It was homecoming and during the alma mater my principle pissed me off so i jizzed on her face. lets just say i am now her FAVORITE student. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1527 [Nickname] Loko Fan#1 [Loko] 35 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | After consuming three fours in a period of around 2 hours, I proceeded to run naked down my street singing gallantly while waving to my unassuming and rather amused neighbors. Later in the evening, still naked, I ordered a pizza. When the delivery man arrived (seemingly within minutes because of loko's time altering effect), I received my pizza for free. On a side note, pizza and fours do not mix and will probably lead to projectile vomiting at some point. But, if you need to introduce yourself to your neighbors and desire free pizza, I recommend you start your night with a couple fours. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1526 [Nickname] mr rude [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 4 lokos the other night. I ended up telling my neighbor I could change the world. Then at 2 am I woke up on the 11th floor at my dorm passed out by myself in the corner. How I got there I do not know. I LOVE 4 LOKOS ! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1525 [Nickname] The Beast [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Some kid told me that if you drink one 4 loko you would get trashed. So I said F*** that and I decided to drink two. So I drank two, smoked a blunt, and woke up with a broken hand next day. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1524 [Nickname] BK [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank two and a half Four Lokos. Went to Burger King. Yelled at a TV to change it's channel. A table with three black dudes and a white girl tell me to leave it on since they don't have cable at home, most likely. Told the whore that if I win in rock, paper, scissors that I could change the channel. Beat her. Demanded her to go get me a buckMcDouble from McDonalds. I made three black friends. One looked like T-Pain. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1523 [Nickname] Zieg Ryle [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | Well my buddy decided to bong a four loko, trying to impress some babes, took him a solid 12 seconds (really disgusting). He then proceeded to vomit all over our small two room dorm and then onto the babes. 4lokos are awesome and they will be dearly missed. -Ohio U heaven on earth | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1522 [Nickname] static [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 3 four lokos and turned into a duck. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1521 [Nickname] meister [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Two loko pregame + 15 beers + two kegstands + grey goose = passing out in a bathtub. With a remainder of some asshole running the tub, waking up soaked, wandering three miles back to campus and booting out a cab's window. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1520 [Nickname] lokocool [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i drank a four loko it waasnt that cool, there not that cool | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1519 [Nickname] Bro-ko [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | Bro. I dont remember what happen after my Four Lokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1518 [Nickname] bbyLOKS [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | grad party! we'd been up for like two days it was partyy time. all of our friends getting downn. fucking shufflers everywhere and i started to feel sick so i threw up. next thing you know all the shufflers were slipping on my shit, hahahaha. you fucking raver pieces of shits | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1517 [Nickname] SUPERMAN [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | ok so i was hanging out with friends at a little kick back. i ve had for locos b4 and i know what they can do but i didnt buy any. Nxt thing i know i got 3 of them for free, and i drunk all of them. from i was told some kid kept messing with me, i socked a him in the face cause he wouldnt stop. then after that i fought the ppl that where breaking it up. That didnt go well at all. he beat my ass, then some 1 broke that up and i tried to fight him. Again unsuccesfully. then after that i get a little hazy cause i guess i stormed off. next thing i remeber im surrounded by cops with nothing but some undershorts. My mom woke me up the next day saying i got in fight, i didnt beleive her. My grandfather told me i did, he was the one who picked me up and drug me home. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1516 [Nickname] Implied Consent [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | This story I'm about to tell is being told on behalf of a friend of mine because he is too distraught over the mere thought of this night to share it himself... It started off like any other night, flabongos of various malt beverages in preparation for what was thought to be an "average" night of drinking. Little did we know, that upon arrival to the party,our buddy,(we'll call him ze) had already thrown back a fifth of disaronno and was clearly on a mission to get royally fucked up. After ze did some bitching about the lack of alcohol at the party, my roommate decided to turn this dudes world upside down and went out and bought a bag full of lokos, of which he drank maybe one himself... Ze's activities from this point on were not monitored closely enough and within the next hour or so it had been reported that he had consumed at least 2 lokos himself and even finished off the lasting remains of mine as I was leaving to ride back to my house. Back at the pad my girlfriend and I had some sloppy loko dick sex which I'm sure was about as enjoyable for her as getting fucked by a 70 year old man with an external hemeroid, but hey that tends to happen when you party with loko. Anywho, as we were passing out we heard a few friends walk through the door but thought nothing of it as this was commonplace at our house... I cannot even begin to describe the terror that was the morning after. As I was taking the short walk to the bathroom, I noticed a particularly rank smell all around me, no apparent source in sight. I opened the door to discover a shit splattered disaster. SHIT EVERYWHERE BUT INSIDE OF THE TOILET. The floors, the tub, the walls, ON the toilet, EVERYWHERE. I had never seen anything like this before in my life, ever, and I have been involved in my fair share of shitshows. I ran out to the living room to look for some answers where I found ze passed out on the couch, fully clothed, covered from head to toe in shit and vomit, puke stain on the carpet next to him. It was a truly unfathomable sight, a fully inebriated, shit covered human being passed out on our nice ass leather couch, shit all over the couch, as well as smeared into the carpets. A turd was even found on the floor in the entry way to the kitchen. Needless to say I was not pleased with the situation. He tried to deny his role in the mess but the writing was on the wall. His loko consumption had caused him to blackout for the remainder of that night and take a massive sized dump all over my bathroom, part of which ended up on the couch/carpet. Ze spent the remainder of that day on the floor in the bathroom puking his brains out and attempting to get his life back together. It took a solid week for that smell go away and about three full on deep clean sessions. I'll never forget that awful morning and the integral role that four loko had in the making of a REAL shitshow. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1515 [Nickname] Imfknloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I'm smoking, drinking loko and listening to CeeLo Green. I'm really gonna miss this when it's gone. :( I feel fantastic. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1514 [Nickname] kylerz15 [Loko] 72 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | One night i ended up drinking 4 four lokos and attempted to play guitar. I have been playing for years, and i did not even know how to play a single song that night. I also sexually harassed two girls with plastic fruit. i then pulled an upper decker at a random house threw up on a cat and broke my dvd player. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1513 [Nickname] tdawg [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I Drank 2 lokos... I was drunk :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1512 [Nickname] weezy [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | ohhh you know a friend and i drank one each as a road soda, by time our destination was reached, we were apparantly ready to be arrested. friend threw someones drink got arrested for the drink landing on the bouncer, she went to a holding cell than i joined her 15 minutes later with handcuffs on after jumping a fence and going thru a club's kitchen to get back into the club where somehow we were kicked out of. This story may or may not have had a lot more happenings before and after but the only info we got about the night was from the city cops. So happy we got to visit that lovely town again for court about a matter we do not remember, everything was dropped due to connections=SUCCESS | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1511 [Nickname] drunkasf.com [Loko] 23 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | other stupid shit you did when you were drunk | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1510 [Nickname] Abner [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So it's a Thurs or Fri night, and I'm vacationing in FL and visiting cousins. We made plans to hit the club, and were looking to drink for a bit parked out back. I decided to buy two Lokos after listening to my cousins ramble on about how awesome they are. I knew something was amiss while working on my second can, because I insisted on listening to Lil Wayne's "I'm so hood remix" about a million times in a row. I finish my second can, and we head inside. We go to the bar, and I order a round of shots. After that, I pretty much blacked out. Apparently, I spent the whole night stumbling around the club knocking over people's drinks, working a stripper pole, getting kicked off the stage because dudes shouldn't work stripper poles, and dancing with ugly fat chicks. Then for whatever reason after last call, I ended up getting into a friendly but intense wrestling match with a cousin, where I somehow got a gnarley scrape going up the entire backside of my arm. I wake up the following morning to discover that my bar tab was almost $300, spent mostly on buying people replacement drinks after knocking their first ones over, and covered in blood from my untreated arm. Oh well, it looks like I had fun. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1509 [Nickname] PIKE UCSD [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | so i was hangin with my BROTHERS...decided to get our loko on! we bought 3 each...drank my first two. chugged em. like a man. wasn't feelin it too much. wanted to take it to the next level. so i look at my BROTHERS...and we have this connection. BUTT CHUG!!! it all get a little hazy after that but im pretty sure that 4LOKO wasn't the last thing to enter my butt...long story short, we took BROTHER-ly love to a whole new level. PIKE4LIFE <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1508 [Nickname] FourLokoED.com [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Go to FourLokoED.com where you can vote on stories and leave comments. Share your four loko story at FourLokoED.com | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1507 [Nickname] rockerchic [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | First time i went to a club i had a four loco along with my friend. Apparently i met a few people, had a few more drinks, and passed out on the bathroom floor after puking my guts out. they kicked us out because they couldnt let me stay in the bathroom all night. When we got back i sat in a puddle, got humped by a dog, and dropped a cigarette on my face (nice little burn mark on my cheek). had a few more shots then woke up in a bed with no sheets and a huge black dude with all my clothes from the previous night still on. GET LOCO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1506 [Nickname] Loko 4 Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was at a friends house and he was checking his email and he started laughing. Apparently one of his friends tried to go 16Loko and threw up all over the couch. I'?m gonna miss the way Four Loko gets you trashed after one. If you are affected by this '?ban'? on Four Loko, and if anyone has a facebook, you should all '?Like'? this page. http://www.facebook.com/pages/111710-Never-Fourget/177257338958420 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1505 [Nickname] >>LOKO<< [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | One night i smoked 5 blunts and drank 2 fourlokos. i walked around for a little then went home and slept. the next morning i woke up and everything was normal. ALL of these crazy stories must be made up or the people writing them are pussies that cant handle being LOKO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1504 [Nickname] Walking Loko [Loko] 44 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | 2 FourLoko's= 80hrs, 90 days loss privledges, 60 days room restriction, no x-mas break or thanksgiving break....love you 4loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1503 [Nickname] Articulate Bro [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank Four Loko, and then I died. That happens, sometimes. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1502 [Nickname] BrewMaster69 [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | So I buy a green one and a blue one and instantly I new I was in for trouble. The main thing with these drinks is to not mix um. But I did and I failed big time. Went to a kickback and partied with a bunch of old jr high buddies. So fun..kickn ass in pong..pretty girls ..just a great night couldn?t get any better. And great music. I drank these two demons and I was rocking! And then outta know where I fall and then I fell again both times on the same thing. A doghouse. Haha it was so weird, it was in slow motion. I just melted like butter. Soo now I gather myself and im cool and then out of no where while sitting around a table with my buds ? I start Projectile Vomiting. A blast like a fire extinguisher!! I grabbed the closest thing..a beer bottle and tried to finish in that. It kinda worked. Soo then I apologize and then passed out on the concrete next to the pool.haha somehow I woke up staring at the carpet. Face down inside the house haha !! Thanks 4loco | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1501 [Nickname] Retired4lokodrinker [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | yeah two nights ago we went to a party i being such a hardass never drink more then 1 4loko but this time i drank 2...wow I blacked out and dont remember the night. I guess i threw up everywhere in someones room and got naked trying to take pictures with everyone at the party? wtf! never again, not lday like behavior! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1500 [Nickname] TysonYuP33 [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | One Day I Decided to buy 4-four loko's instead of my normal 2-Fourloko's & Before the night was over i was blackedOut & My Buddy told me i went back to the store & Bought some hennessey & A 12-pack & three of us finished that & He told me i Threw The 12-pack in the Street & started Putting all my money On the Hood Of A Car while Standing in the Rain......And all i could remember about that whole day was when i woke up at home(But HOW)with my pants half way down with my phone missing its back...so i walked the way i normally do to get home & it was by the entrance gate of my house half broke WOOOOW...no more FOUR LOKO'S for Me. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1499 [Nickname] chad [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | one time i was double fisting fourlokos while listening to my favorite band in the world, phish. i was smoking mad bongs of legit chron sour d when all of a sudden this chick was sucking my dick. i put the bong down (i was holding the 2 fourlokos in one hand while i smoke, i know, hardcore)...before i knew it i threw up on her while she was doming my piece. she didn't stop because she was also double fisting fourlokos. this was all going so well until i realized that my roommates puggle was licking my balls, i was naked and passed out on the kitchen floor of my apartment....phish was playing though. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1498 [Nickname] ED3 [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank two fourlokos last night and wound up having an epic meltdown due to an OkCupid Quiz Result. Suicide was threatened. Thanks Four Loko! I will miss you. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1497 [Nickname] brolokos [Loko] 87 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | I'd explain my favorite loko story... if i could remember what happened.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1496 [Nickname] lalaleah [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Two and a half lokos and I was dancing to Girl Talk one minute and crying in the fetal position the next. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1495 [Nickname] mad mama pants [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank two locos in about ten minutes snorted a tab ten, went to work at pizza hut. I didn't wear nonslip shoes. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1494 [Nickname] loko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Last night, I had two 4lokos. Could have sworn i stayed in my room all night. Instead, i woke up in a random bed with none of my things. How i got there? some girls found me lying on the ground crying by myself in a military parking lot, a cop then came and i proceeded to laugh in his face when he said he'd arrest me. I was then carried into my dorm and threw up all over the lounge | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1493 [Nickname] 8loko'd [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So I finished 2 lokos before going out. Getting that drunk that fast just made me want more, so I did a number of shots I don't remember. Point of the story, I woke up without feeling in the right side of my right arm/hand...I attribute this to the beauty that is Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1492 [Nickname] Julz [Loko] 38 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | My first four loko... i drank a four loko, beer, some shots, a bunch of shit mixed together.. next thing i know we're leaving the party, then i'm asking my friend to pull over so i can puke.. but i forgot to open the door so i kind of puked on the window.. then i blacked out and woke up the nxt morning NAKED in my friend's roommates bed ( he had left for the weekend ). no clothes around me to be found. i look over and see my friend and say "sean, why are u in my room?" he says "julz? what? i thought u were brian?" then i ask "sean, why am i naked?" he starts cracking up laughing. I guess i walked to his dorm naked....... no more 4 lokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1491 [Nickname] Kait. [Loko] 55 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | After one loko, a beer & a long island.. let's just say I was a fucking shit show. According to the scrapes on my hand, knees and top of my foot, I'm pretty sure I fell down a million times on my way home. **** & I practically fucked on the stairs outside of my apartment. The only neighbor of mine that I actually know had to squeeeeeeze past us just to get up the stairs. ("Oh, hey, Joe!") Laid down on my living room floor and proceeded to drunk dial my ex-boyfriend. Hung up with him, rolled over & vommed. Got up, stumbled to the restroom, and sat down on the toilet , peeing & leaning over the bathroom sink to vomit at the same time. Passed out in that position & woke up a few hours later. I. HATE. FOUR LOKO. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1490 [Nickname] alzballz [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Last night, after spending my evening with the kids in mathletes, a few of us split a four loko. I quickly had my share (1/10 of the can). I've never been so drunk in my life. From what I heard, I stole a grocery cart from the local walmart and rode it around the perimeter of my dorm pretending I was Captain Jack Sparrow. Campus police chased me until I crashed into a nearby tree. I woke up on the floor of my dorm wearing a shower curtain. I am soooo loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1489 [Nickname] Kurt-bot [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Me and my friends showed up at at open mic night at a bar and proceed to drink four loko's in my van all the while drinking $4 pitchers of PBR at the bar (I think we had 8 between us). I was trying to keep my cool while playing drums but my band mates created havoc. One of us had tear away pants which he proceeded to tear away till he was in a diaper screaming that he had a viper in his diaper. While the other ran around hitting things on his head or slamming it onto tables. then he ran back and started knocking the drum set over and screamed into the microphone while writhing on the ground. We are never allowed back into that bar again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1488 [Nickname] Lokomocojoko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I drink four Loki all the time. Tried every flavor, even use it as the chaser for my hard liquor....still no black outs. It tastes fruity, almost like a bitch drink. Don't understand how you pussies can't handle the flavored beverage. It's not loko's fault you suck at drinking and blackout after a can of watermelon. Stop being a bitch and man up. You know what makes me strong...old spice deoderant fuckkkk yeaaaaaaaaaaa. I'm coco for loko mannnnnnn | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1487 [Nickname] bmackers [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | i woke up this morning in Matt Cooneys bed. Fuck my Life & Four Loko's <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1486 [Nickname] dirtyBAXTA [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Sup fellow lokos, had my first loko last night. Started off at my friends party, at this point i was already a little tipsy, next thing i remember i was on the side of the road lying next to a racoon carcass, and my friends were laughing at me. I was cradling a car battery claiming that it was the holy grail. Wake up, in some shrubbery, with shit in my pants and gravel stuck in my nose. $50 dollars, covered in shit, stuck to my chest. I wish i was joking when i told you all this, but its the truth. <3 four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1485 [Nickname] The Italian [Loko] 84 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | I drank two and a half four lokos at my dormitory last year. I ended up lighting an American flag on fire and tying it around my back while yelling insults at passing people on the street. Someone put it out (my shirt still has burn marks) and I finished the third in my friends room while going insane to some dubby ass dubstep. Then, I announced that a monkey had just pissed on my mind-brain and left the room. I then walked up to a fire alarm in the dorm and pulled it, for no reason that I can remember. I sprinted out of the building falling on the way and crossed the street, watching my dorm-mates pour out of the building. After we were led back in, I sprinted past the security guard upstairs and wrote a drunken confession letter, turned it in, and ended up in jail 2 days later. Most of this has been told to me, I barely remember it. Now they tell my story to all incoming freshmen every year! And somehow through all of this, I ended up being referred to as "The Italian." I'm a pale guy of Irish and English descent. I'LL MISS YOU FOUR LOKO!!!! You won't be the same without all your stimulating chemicals. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1484 [Nickname] Western Loko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Drank too many lokos.....when i woke up i thought i was skiing down a snow capped mountain in the alpes gripping on to 2 skii poles but in reality i was giving 2 dualing western style hand jobs to 2 amigos with curious but gentle mustaches all while my thumbs were free for exploration... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1483 [Nickname] Connor X [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | ?Just an average Connor X Tuesday night,? I thought as I double-dogged two broads from behind. Whoa. Hold on. Back up a minute. Rewind. Let?s start at the beginning. I was chilling with my boys, watching ?the game? and doing Four Loko. No big whoop. Like I said, average Tuesday night. I was maybe thirty lokos deep when my boy Shawn suggested we go down to the trendy new nightspot where all the vapid *beep* and collar-popping asshats got together to try to bump uglies. So we all piled into the patented Connor-mobile (heh, of course I?m not drunk driving, officer?) and went to the spot. Now bear in mind, I?ve got like seventy lokos in my gut at this point, so I?m a little sloppy. But hey, I?m Connor X. The night?s just getting started. We roll into the club and I just see this vast expanse of vapid *beep* One vapid *beep* steps up to me and barks, ?you?re kinda cute.? I look at my boys and just know. Countdown to destruction in five?four?three?two?I smirk and reply, ?Yeah, I know. Now who ordered a doggie bag? ?Cause we?ve got a genuine d-o-g on our hands!? Her lip quivered and then she pulled out a gun and shot her face off. Roasted. Toasted. And burnt to a crisp. I high-fived my boy Steve-o and walked to the bar. I started pounding beer shots. I had probably eighty mugs of beer before the barkeep said, ?Whoa, fella, I think you?ve had enough.? With a wide grin spreading across my beer-encrusted face, I told him, ?Enough?s enough, ?fella?.? He toppled backwards into the shelves of beer and booze and his head fell off. Score one for the Con-man. I slammed about twenty more beerskis and?whoa. Let?s just say I was starting to feel it. ?Let the games begin,? I told my boy Jakester. I scoped out the room. ?Jokers to the left of me; jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with me, myself, and I,? I thought. I scoped out one broad and the veins in her rack were busting out of their seams. I sidled up to her. ?Hey, I think there?s something wrong with my receipt.? ?Hm?? she asked inquisitively. ?Yeah,? I yeahed. ?It doesn?t have your number on it.? She laughed like a hyena and then laughed some more. I took this opportunity to pound a booze shot. I had her eating out of my hands, literally! Just then a popped-collar assbasket walked up from literally out of nowhere. ?Is this guy bothering you?? he asked the broad douchely. ?Not as much as your breath is bothering me, twathandle,? I deftly proclaimed. ?Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, say hello to the dog-faced boy. I don?t know whether to shake your hand or give you a pat on the muzzle.? I knew I had another burn in me before I closed the casket on this one. I tore off his popped collar and threw it across the mighty Potomac , deftly proclaiming, ?Fetch, Lassie.? He aged two hundred years right before my eyes before promptly decomposing, like that dude in the end of Last Crusade. I flashed my infamous ?pwned? grin and with a twinkle in my eyes, turned on ?the game.? I told the broad my infamous ?dirty knees? story and before long, she was literally eating out of my hands. ?I think you should meet my friend,? she flirted in my direction. ?Game on,? I volleyed back. Flash forward to two hours later and I?m sack-deep in some premium poon tang. The two broads are doing orgasms left and right. We?re getting it on so hard. Racks are bouncing everywhere. Clits stand at attention and then nut girl stuff all over the place. You name it, these broads and I did it. 69. Doggie style. Karma sutra. Just low-down, nasty sex stuff. If I told you, you wouldn?t even believe me. Let?s just say, do the words donkey punch ring a bell? We made sex for like three days (Viagra? Yeah, right! Meet Connor-agra!) and I was just nailing these broads. Racks, boobs?you name it, I nailed it. It reminded me of the time I got a blowjob while skydiving off the Eiffel Tower . But that?s a story for another day? Then it hit me. These weren?t just broads; they were vapid *beep* I hastily busted my nut and shuffled them out the door. ?Call me?? they said in unison. ?In your dreams,? I shouted back, slamming the door in their vapid faces. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. It was my boy Chas. ?We?re hitting the new hotspot nightplace; you wanna come with?? Without hesitation, I duded in the affirmative. We rolled out. Oh yeah, I was also totally drunk, having done lots of Loko while slamming the sleazes. But not too drunk, because I have a very high tolerance (what can I say? When you ?get your drink on? as much as Connor X, you?re bound to build up a tolerance). We rolled up to the hotplace nightspot. It looked new and shiny in the crisp autumn air. I took my pants off and we went inside. The bouncer stopped me. ?What do you think you?re doing, sir?? he meekly asked. ?It?s the no-pants zone and I am the zonester,? I hurled back as I strolled in with nary a care in the world. He fell backwards in his bouncer chair and cracked his skull on the baseboard. Brain matter and spinal fluid leaked out in a gross way. I didn?t give a crap. I scoped out the broad situation. Affirmatory. Broad at 10 o?clock . I sauntered up. ?I?m Connor X. Spank you very much.? She melted like butter in my hands and was also literally eating out of them. After I shot the shiat with her for a while, I said, ?my place or yours?? She vapidly suggested mine and we got a cab and headed back to Connor X H.Q. for a night of romance. Then we bootiefarked. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1482 [Nickname] loko cowboy [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | Loko 4x4: 1 4Loko- passed out on a toilet, pants around ankles. Note to self, lock the door next time. 2 4Lokos- Woke up and had to make a dental appointment to fix missing front tooth. 3 4Lokos- Turned into an instant Casanova... and told a friend that I'm an IT major and would work her like an iPhone. 4 4Lokos- Woke up 27 years old. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1481 [Nickname] Jpizle [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | What is Four Loko? It's a Life Style, it's your best friend, it's Rollin 50 deep but it's just you, it's doing the Windmill but your only Fist Pumpin, and just so happens to be what Moses was leading the Israelites to, the Land of Flowing Milk n Honey, but totally different and in a can my friend! Hope this helps. Unless your in a place in your life where your ready to change, grow, or just flat out take to another Level, *****WARNING*****DO NOT EVEN HOLD A CAN OF DA LOkO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1480 [Nickname] Gee [Loko] 31 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | Couple weeks ago i was at a party, i finished my loko ( +a buncha shots that i cant remember how many of .. ) i go to the bathroom &. while im on the toilet.. i hit my smashed my head on the sink on accedent.. i didnt really feel the hit that much bc i was so numb from the alcohol, but i knew that it hurt ... i go outside to tell everyone at the party what happened.. & i guess that i showed them a reenactment with the sink, but i bent down so low, that i hit my head on the fire pit ( which was lit up btw) .. woke up next morning.. biggest bruise on my head ever, & and a shape of an X from the metal fire pit. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1479 [Nickname] Randy Savage [Loko] 43 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | it was halloween and we were in NYC dressed up at 90s wrestlers. My buddy's new apt is above a chineese restaurant, and he told us we didn't have to worry about making noise anymore. So, we chugged our first Lokos with some beer. Turns out, to rub in the fact he didn't care about noise, he started stomping around, to which we all followed suite. The chinese waitress came up to tell us that the customers were complaining from the noise, to which he yelled 'godzilla!' and kept stomping. Grabbed 10 more lokos, and then 6 more, immediately blacked out. Woke up to find his apt destroyed, and the feather bowas we had exploded everywhere. From from people told us, we spent all night body slamming and throwing each other around, screaming about our (championship) belts. It's also been shown (via cell phone) that we were at one point walking around times square. The only thing we're very sure of, is that most of us puked, and 0 puke found the toilet. So while the toilet was still fresh looking, the corner immediately adjacent to the toilet? Destroyed | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1478 [Nickname] ohhnooo [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | lokos are not intended for nights where you plan on getting laid... dick in the dirt | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1477 [Nickname] BlackOut [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | on the way to some ghetto ass club with my exbf, chugged half a 4 loco on the way and another full 4 loco when we got there. stood in line, lost all my friends and wandered back to my car. met three buff marines who proceeded to beat the shit out of my ex. tried to drive a random stick shift car home. stalled it in front of security. convinced them i could drive my own car. woke up in the morning with my clothes ripped, bruises all over, no license, and i had to be on a plane in less than a week. love you 4 loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1476 [Nickname] goober express [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I went tailgating and after I ran out of beer, I went with a friend to the gas station, got a small bottle of B.V. then my girlfriend got 2 cans of four loko, didnt like the taste of the lemonade or the fruit punch so I drank it, next thing I know is I cant explain what I am saying, then yell alot and my friend said it was time to go because I was with the g.f.s family making an ass of myself, then I was trying to high five traffic, talked through the window to a police officer who told me to roll my window up, yelled profanity at everyone walking by and then went boating, thinking that I would try it again I got a can drank it and went on a rampage in walmart knocking over a stack of pringles yelled at everyone then got drug out....I am going to try it again! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1475 [Nickname] Brown Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So I was at the Cleveland Browns VS NY Jets Game Sunday Novemeber 14th 2010 in Cleveland tailgating with some friends in the parking lot with four loko. I have a brief memory of entering the gates after about 3 four lokos and some other drinks. I have a brief flashbacks of the whole day which concludes with a memory of myself and a young boy in a Jets jersey laying on the ground with friends pulling me away with eagerness to leave. I am then driving to work the next day hearing about this drunk idiot in the parking lot following the game tackling a 8 year old boy in the parking lot following the overtime loss. Four Lokos = Wild Times | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1474 [Nickname] LOKO NINJA [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | After finishing my SECOND loko, it was time to go to the bars. on the way I felt a strong wind, and my hairs stood up. All the sudden I got the power of CHUCK NORRIS! jumping off a curb into a FLYING ROUNDHOUSE I took aim at a street cone. A visit to the hospital and 2 X-Rays later i found that I am NO Chuck Norris. Just a kid with ambition and a broken ankle.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1473 [Nickname] Facebook [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Post your stories here! http://www.facebook.com/fourlokostories | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1472 [Nickname] Pita [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | You are all a bunch of fucking morons. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1471 [Nickname] Edward-4lokohands [Loko] 85 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story] | We played a game of Edward 4loko-hands for my birthday party. It works just like Edward 40-hands, but you play with 4loko instead. I knew that I would end up pissing my pants if I didn't finish quick, so I drank both my 4lokos in under ten minutes total. The rest of the night was amazing... Baby bird shots, girls stripping on the kitchen table, and various other blurs. I will miss you 4loko. You'll always have a special place in my heart and in my liver. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1470 [Nickname] NottaLokoGirl [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I had 3 lokos at my roommates birthday party. For a guy, that seems like a crazy thing to do... I'm a little girl. I had never been the crazy drunk girl ever before... until the lokos got inside me and I thought it would be a smart idea to use my body as a beer pong distraction... Let's just say it was a long night and I woke up with a herniated disk in my back and a 2 hour drive to the beach waiting for me... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1469 [Nickname] NoLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Four Loko is the affliction tee of the alcoholic beverage world, drink beer and bourbon you fucking GDI's | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1468 [Nickname] Central.is.gay [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | It was a pleasant evening when my Central Washington University freshman buddies had a four loko party. After 3 lokos and some shots we realized that Loko gets you intoxicated (wait? its not just an Energy drink??). Suddenly, things weren't so pleasant. The cops got called, laughed at us for being unable to hold our liquor, and hospitalized everyone. Because I'm a bitch and can't drink, no one in Washington should be able to drink either (only logical) so as of today, Loko is now banned in my state. Now I can't wait for next week's Beer Bong party. I've never used one before but it sounds fun. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1467 [Nickname] L0K0QUEEN [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My night consisted of watermelon, fruit punch, and lemon lime four loko. I woke up in the hollywood hills overlooking LA covered in differnt colored puke..fuck yeah im loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1466 [Nickname] Gregory Hickman [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | so i go to the liqour store and see the 4 loko never heard of the drink before so i tried it..i get home drink 1 with a couple friend (there drinking corona) i feel buzzed so i drink another. no im feeling it for the first 45minutes then after that all i remember is waking up in my daughters crib with a dora doll and blanket with my knuckles skinned..apparently after the second one i had another went over to my 100 pound heavy bag and though i was an mma fighter and went crazy slamming the bag like they do in training and hitting the bag then decided i was tired and went to sleep in my daughters room..no she wasnt in the bed.still dont know how i climbed into the crib drunk... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1465 [Nickname] bill [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | actually drank a 4 loko....that's it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1464 [Nickname] lokobound [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | So, I drinking four lokos with my friend one night and we were riding our bike up to the park to watch the fireworks. After the fireworks were done, i still had my four lokos, we started to ride our bike to go some where else. We couldnt really ride them on the side because there were way to many people on there to even move. So me and friend start to ride the grass and soon enough i hit a hole and go flying off my bike along with my four lokos and my friend that was right behind me ran over my head and i thought i broke my toe. But instead of caring about my body parts i was more concerned with my four lokos than anything. I was like " where is my four lokos" and some guys over here is trying to help me up but he gave up after I wasnt cooperating with him. It clearly became an even more crazier night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1463 [Nickname] Murdering Rapist [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Crazy night last night, drank 3 4 lokos then I cleaned my kitchen, donated to charity, helped school children cross the street, carried some groceries for an elderly woman, changed a strangers flat tire on the side of the road, did my roommates laundry, went for a jog, read a book and took a nap. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1462 [Nickname] kimboslice [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | soooooooo... me and my 2 best friends attempted the 4 fourloko challenge. nothing else just 4 lokos. after the 1st loko was downed we went to our colleges student art show. it wasnt untill we were inside around all the expensive artwork and sober professors that we realized we should not be in public. sooo after conversing with my academic advisor about the joys of my profession, we decided it was best that we get the fuck outta there. however on our way through the door we all did mamage to almost knock somethin over and sighn the guest book. So we proceeded to drive our drunk asses to the beach (15mins away) We downed another 4Loko during the drive, while proceeding to have a dance party in the car....not a good idea. At the beach we went to a friend of friends house, gave some lap dances, rejected some creepers, tore down a confederate flag(asshole) and stole some shades. Then we meandered our drunk bums to the sandy shore, where we wanted our feet to be exfoliated! So we would not have to pay for pedicures? after our feet had been exfoliated to the umteenth degree, we left the sandy shore, but gypsy (dumbdrunkass) left her phone on the beach! So we scrambled around like chickens with our heads cut off lookin for it, after about another half of a 4Loko we found it at the beach. DENNY"SSSSS our stomach called at midnight! Stumbling through the doors flabbergasted by the grilled cheese sandwiches with fired mozzarella sticks inside! Oh dear drunken munchies. We didn't stop there.... biscuits and gravy, french fries, egg and cheese sandwiches, pancakes, and onion rings (keep in mind this is 3 small girls) After gypsy got pissed she proceeded to yell fuck you at everyone in Denny's. We left a crappy tip, and crawled back to my dorm room, where we drank two full gallons of milk b4 passing out.... After a night like this how could you ban 4LOKO? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1461 [Nickname] SnowBeef [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Took a shot of four loko and pwned 25 noobs on COD Black Ops. It was LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1460 [Nickname] Memoryloss [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank one Grape Four Loko and another Raspberry Lemonade Loko. Banged the virgin down the hall and now she's my girlfriend. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1459 [Nickname] Lee Price [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Me and my bruh's ripped some of the firemost one night and then decided to schwill some balloons and a few cans of 4Loko. Anyhow, we ended up in some parking lot in Miami and some dude tried to sell us precious gemstones out of a case. We fought the guy and a bum, then I slammed another Loko. Next think I know, I wake up with some chick and 1 month later shes pregnant. We named the kid "Loko Firemost Price" | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1458 [Nickname] Wildebeast Slayer [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | After drinking 2 Four Loko last night, I was awaken by the sounds of a howling Wildebeast in my bed! Where'd it come from? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1457 [Nickname] Mike Johnson [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So it was 8:55pm and I decided to through a FacebooK party @ 9PM. tHANK YOU 4 LOKO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1456 [Nickname] MacGyver [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I had a bunch of my little sisters friends over, and didn't have any roofies, so I let them share two cans instead. They don't remember a thing, but I will get to keep the video forever!! Thanks FourLokos!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1455 [Nickname] Kelscene [Loko] 75 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 4 Loko and woke up with no hair on my body | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1454 [Nickname] shum [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | my friend and i decided to go and buy some breakfast after being drinking a lot of beer and (2 each ) four lokos.... then my sister had to pick us up both of us lost walking on a main street without sandals and looking like a homeless... the car that we used to being driving was at a restaurant dont even why..... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1453 [Nickname] yohn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I had two four Lokos in the course of a few hours at Mardis Gras' 2010 in New Orleans. We met an Italian bum after buying pot from a guy selling it out of a Coffee Container, the tin can kind. He did a really great Christopher Walken impression and threatened to stab me when I asked him if he liked Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He spoke of the horrors past when Katrina hit, how he was in the second floor of his grandmothers house as the ocean consumed the low profile city streets. We went on to eat and I bought him some fries, by this time I was really 'feelin' it and began displaying my drunken ego, a narcissistic fool. Being completely drunken, we stumbled around aimlessly with this homeless Italian New Orleans resident whose name I could not pronounce so we called him 'Z'. We walked about 8 blocks to a musicians house where 'Z' played some Tom Waits on the acoustic, uncanny resemblance, as we smoked pot and watched. Well, my friends were smoking pot, I went in the guys bathroom and barfed in his tub for a few hours, closed the shower curtain, got some water, and hailed a cab out of there. Then we left. I never saw 'Z' again, and I can only imagine that whoever's house I was at was surprised to find his tub full of my innards. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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