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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1452 [Nickname] Bro Sidon [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Me and my bros each downed a couple lokos at some party while watching football. We went downstairs and starting macking on everything in sight. I found this girl that my bro had invited and decided to take her in the bathroom to seal the deal. When my bro found out, he was pissed and told everyone there, including the chick that I had AIDS. She ran around crying hysterically. It was the most ultimate Loko induced cock block ever made in the history of man. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1451 [Nickname] Happy Valley [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Took a trip to State College (Pa.) to visit some old friends. When we arrived, everybody was on Four Loko. One friend, a chemist with a degree from Penn State University, decided it would be a good idea to arrange a pile of leaves in his front yard, pour gasoline on it, and light it on fire. As he leaned in practically face first with the lighter, the pile ignited into a huge fireball. Everybody who was in the house had no idea what was going on, but came running outside because the blast shook the floors. Thankfully he was fine, just some burnt hair. Amazingly he was probably better off than the rest of the group, who all seemed to have cuts and/or broken bones from fighting one another. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1450 [Nickname] phil 231 [Loko] 25 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | Four Loko brought our ethics class together. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1449 [Nickname] findadoctor [Loko] 21 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | these stories arent that good... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1448 [Nickname] Lok Wilson [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | I shit my pants. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1447 [Nickname] A-A-A Shamed One! [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a few Four Lokos and when my wife got home from work, we fucked for two hours. At some point I realized that it was my mother-in-law, not my wife. We did it for another hour, but then my wife told that bitch to get out and not come back. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1446 [Nickname] Amy [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 four lokos starting masterbating. Just when I hit my climax my little brother opened the door to my room and I projectile squirted into his face. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1445 [Nickname] lisa [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | woke up topless with a busted, bloody knee, towels from the attemped lesbian shower on the floor, mcdouble wrappers scattered. never left my room. i'd call it a loko wednesday. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1444 [Nickname] Ledwetter [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a loko, 4 beers, 2 shots of moonshine, smoked 4 cigarettes (not a smoker) then wrote a song about my teacher, puked in my bed and passed out, then woke up realizing i was sleeping in puke so i took a shower, then got back into the puke bed and slept 6 more hours. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1443 [Nickname] Tyits [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I actually combined 2 four locos (or however the spelling, sorry grammaticly correct guy) with a blue tilt. After drinking these I looked riddiculous, my friends said "you look like you just got done making out with smurfette." The setting I started drinking was at my friends house I was listening to them jam out for an upcoming punk show. The finished their set I drained the last of my death juice and proceeded to ride with my friend the 10 miles back to town.(at this point he was driving my car). Next, I told him to slow down making like I was going to puke, rolled down the window, then "spider" climbed onto the roof. I was shouting commands to "go, go, let's do some stunts!" Fortunately my friend was not as wasted as me, which must have made me mad because I jumped off the hood took off into the woods, busting ass on a barbed wire fence, shouting "I will name my campsite after you!" Miracuously, I treked 10 miles back to town woke up at 10 a.m., picking cactus hairs out of my leg and nursing two black eyes... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1442 [Nickname] Swiisssh. [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I have tried lokos MANY timessss. I never get fucked up off them..but one night after my boyfreind and i got home.. i went to a party, when i walked in 3 girls were in the house drinking lokos.. as soon as i walked into the party a girl comes up to me crying asking me if she could use my phone.. i have even closed the door and a girl is already crying the other 2 girls were cracking up.. i didnt know what to do but laugh and take my phone.. 5 minutes go by and the girl is cussin her mom out. lol Idk what happen between them but that girl should never drink a loko again!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1441 [Nickname] Raggy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | As I sat in my room stalking bitches on Facebook, one of my roomates came in and said "Four Loko Night?" I said, lets do it. Once the two of us agreed to a Four Loko Night we convinced our 3rd roomate to join us. We went to our local deli, and bought 9 Four Lokos. We chugged the first Four Loko and then sipped on the second one. By this time we were pretty much fucked up already. So then out of nowhere we got horny and we were like yall want to get some Craigslist hoes. We all agreed and began our search. Unfortunately patience and alcohol are not a good combination and after 5 minutes we gave up...BUT then out of nowhere we yelled out "Massage time" and once again we all agreed. We began to sip on our 3rd four loko but did not finish, so we left them near a homeless person so they could also have a Four Loko night. Anyways we began to walk to the spot and we got in the elevator. Funny thing was that in the elevator this lady saw us and she knew what we were up to. She was a worker there lol. But lets get to the good part. We all go in to the spot. They tell us it cost 80 bucks for the massage. We all agreed and went our seperate ways. Got my table shower and then got my massage and then out of nowhere I had two Korean girls wrestling with me trying to jerk me off. One held me down and the other one jerked me. For some reason though I was wilding out and at one point I ran into the lobby butt naked and funny shit was that one my roomates was there already, naked! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1440 [Nickname] ManBearPig0 [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 Four Lokos and went swimming... that doesn't seem like too much of a problem till you realize that it's November in western PA | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1439 [Nickname] Capital [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 3 lokos then made this: http://www.ipoopedacapitalf.com | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1438 [Nickname] jpwhre [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Well my story isn't an over the top story. At 38 years of age, and not a power drinker, i am shocked to see this going on. I started with the grape four max 10% in 12 oz can, then a year later loko came in a 12% in 23.5 oz. I drink 1-2 cans a nite, and i mean it takes me 4-8 hours to drink them. I get my buzz on and milk it thru the nite. Not looking to get hammered in 8 min and black out the rest of the nite with a bottle of jack, few joints, and then off to kill a bottle of yagar. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1437 [Nickname] sarah [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | http://pigfoodrecords.com/store/r-i-p-four-loko-tee/ some of the most fun memories i have (that are all a bit hazy) are all because of this magical beverage. now that four loko is banned in New York, you can bet i'll be wearing this t-shirt while i'm sipping on the stockpile i have in my fridge. RIP. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1436 [Nickname] Chronotherm [Loko] 48 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story] | Hello, fellow Four Loko users. Today I decided to buy a case of Four Loko to celebrate, or "mourn," the disappearance and/or outlawing of our mutual friend, Four Loko (Phusion Products is in trouble for absolutely no reason by New York State because of stupid bullshit.) Said case consisted of twelve assorted Four Lokos. I had a Four Loko, then a girl who was located in my fraternity house also had a Four Loko. We attempted to go into my room and have sex, at which point I blacked out. Hours later, I became acutely aware of my surroundings. I was in a shower, with a pounding headache, and -- unable to get an erection or ejaculate because of "four loko dick" -- I found myself urinating on her face. She also had a Four Loko. The only part that I remember thereafter is her thanking me for taking a piss on her face. I never thought I would get thanked for peeing on a girl's face outside of the adult film industry. God bless Four Loko; she was pretty cute. I got a second date. I don't plan to pee on her next time. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1435 [Nickname] Loko Pong: [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | The other night me and my bros wanted to play beer pong. Unfortunately we didn't have any beer but we did have a few lokos so we settled for loko pong. After about 8 games we are all sufficiently smashed. I call up my ex girlfriend pleading for her to take me back. I then proceed to black out, and wake up the next morning in her bed, both of us naked. She woke up and we got in a fight. We're no longer on speaking terms. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1434 [Nickname] Team Street Drinkers [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Sitting around in Esco drinking Lok's with a buddy. Three deep and we decide to go drink Loks aside our buddy verno's gravesite who just passed way. Our mode of transportation were bikes and a minute later we're charging down a gnarly hill. We collided and got messed up! My buddy broke his collar bone in a couple places. My ear got ripped off and i broke my nose. We both were on pain pills for the next month and could do nothing but laugh about it. (I'm Lokd right now so sorry for my awesome story) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1433 [Nickname] whoops [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One four loko followed by a couple shots of vodka led to a whirlwind of a night in which I apparently kissed a guy to make him stand still, questioned the sexuality of a couple of marines,and managed to lose track of everything in my possession sans my phone and wallet. "Everything" would include: my bag, which happened to contain my only hairbrush and all my makeup among other trinkets, and literally every article of clothing I had on apart from my bra and boots. That's a lost dress, cami, leggings, and jacket. Needless to say, the following morning resulted in a particularly shameful walk of shame. The best part though was the two-hours-later meeting with my set of mortified parents who happened to be in town for the weekend. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1432 [Nickname] LokoMotive [Loko] 36 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | Last night I was chewing on my girl's nipples as she was watching an episode of Bad Girls, out of nowhere she decided that we HAD to watch the last showing of SkyLine (Best Movie Ever!) at 10:40pm. After my third Loko, I realized that I was shitting my pants directly outside the theater, I went inside and hurriedly payed the attendant after a quick conversation regarding the cut off age for children. After entering the elevator headed to the theater, I pulled out my fourth Loko and began singing Christmas carols to the people on board. Out of no where I heard a high pitched sound that seemed to resonate from my ass but come to find out it was me crying in a puke filled corner of the elevator while the my Loko was draining down my pants. After crawling into a seat I woke up hours later to find that everyone was gone and my jacket, wallet and shoes were gone - but I still had the rest of my Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1431 [Nickname] Rick [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | One time I drank three four lokos. The next morning I woke up with two of my bestfriends laying naked in bed. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1430 [Nickname] oste [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank a four loko, grinded with this one piece, then made out with another. blacked out at this point, proceeded to go steal a skateboard from a good friend, then after 6 hours of sleep, i woke up on the curb with a deer in my face. i love ann arbor | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1429 [Nickname] GG [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | blacked out.... was told by my boyfriend we had the best sex of our life.... couldnt remember shit fuck u loko!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1428 [Nickname] Buttorscotch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So the other day I picked up a couple cans of Loko and got Lok'd out of my mind. I drank the first can and decided that it would be a great idea to see if I could drink the next one through a tuba. Braap brapp barppppp! I had a friend empty the second can into my expensive tuba and half choked on the incoming alcholic energy drink frenzy. Now for some reason here, at the end of the 2nd can, my body decided to rebel and produce projectile poops. I pooped on my friends antique rug and rolled around on it while arm farting the national anthem. The third can was administered via catheter. Talk about living the Loko dream. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1427 [Nickname] Frosty [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | My boyfriend and I were halfway through our four lokos when we starting arguing over nothing. He got so heated he threw his four loko against my bedroom door, smashed his bong against the wall, and punched my TV, causing him to break two bones in his hand. He's in a cast for 4 weeks. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1426 [Nickname] loked [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My first experience with four loko started with me leaving a party where the neighbor was waving around a gun at all the fucked up kids and ended with me and all of my girlfriends running around naked in the local elementary school park in the sprinklers in front of all of our guy friends. Since then, everytime i've dranken four loko i've ended up publicly naked with no recollection except for the interesting photographs. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1425 [Nickname] FadyPerry [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | My friends and i decide to have a loko slushy night. A loko slushy being fourloko blended with ice and sky vodka. We drink these bad boys out of measuring cups and mugs and all hell breaks loose. We blast the music, one guy jumps up on the beer pong table & starts dancing like a russian baker, kicking off all cups and cans. Another one then jumps up with him & they start dancing/humping on the table as it starts to collapse. and boom they hit the floor. Everyone's jumping around just going nuts, and then i black out, wake up on a couch with my other friend to the sound of 5 of our guy friends blacked out banging on a drum set as well as pots & pans with spatulas & knives. They are just screaming at the top of their lungs and banging on things from 2am-4am. Then they stop and climb up on the roof, and from inside the house i see one come rolling right off and hitting the ground. After that they proceed to roll around in the grass with the hose wrestling & beating the shit out of each other, as the sun is now rising. I pass out again. It's now 9am and we look at the pots and pans they were banging and one metal pot has a bunch of dings in it. We then find a bloody knife. Someone was banging the pot with a knife so hard and for so long that they sliced their hand open and bled everywhere. No matter how drunk you are a loko also gives you the energy to party on. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1424 [Nickname] TC [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Last week I had my first four loko. I had a blue raspberry then proceeded to play a few games of beerpong in my front yard. The next day I woke up to see that half of my beerpong table was missing, my fire pit was knocked over, my grass was burnt black, and my living room was littered with mexican food. Good times. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1423 [Nickname] Crazy Carl [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 four lokos, fought off 6 dudes in a fight and made out with 8 chicks in da club. All In one night, average loko night | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1422 [Nickname] 4LokoFailWin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My friends and I were passing around a couple of 4lokos like weed, taking swigs of each nasty-ass flavor. We made it to the dance party, but after chugging a beer I decided the line for the bathroom was too long, so I went outside and peed in the bushes. But then I couldn't get back in, somehow belligerently yelling at the security guards did nothing to help my cause. I ran into some other friends and we went back to their place, where we all proceeded to make out with each other. Then, apparently I thought one of her suite mates was cute because next thing I know we're banging! What I didn't know was that the window was open and all of his friends were watching/ filming the encounter (I bitched him out the next day and got him to delete it - political scandal averted.) As I was walking back, my douchebag fratboy ex-boyfriend called me and told me he and his best friend are waiting in my room. When I get there, I find out they've each had two 4lokos and are drinking a third. I proceed to steal copious sips and thus go into a blackout. I come to getting eaten out by who I first assume to be my ex, but it's actually his best friend! Apparently, we banged all night, and I was moaning and screaming so loud my friends two floors up heard me. But since neither of us knew we banged, he didn't realize that that was why he couldn't get hard in the morning, and thus he proceeded to eat me out for a long, pleasurable time. As a result, my ex hates me (but not his friend, hmmmm) but hey, it happens. Best part of the story: The last time my friends saw me, I was bringing both my ex and his best friend into my room. And when I woke up, there were a pair of boxer briefs that I'm 90% sure are my ex's. In which case, I probably had a threesome with him and his friend! Which is especially hilarious cause they would so not be cool with male-on-male action. What's sad is that either no one possesses knowledge of this event or whoever does isn't saying anything... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1421 [Nickname] Viva Las Vegas [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Saturday November 13, 2010 Las Vegas, NV. Like a rock star I had a Four Loko for breakfast follow by another Four Loko at Noon. In it all I had 4 Four loko in 16 hours. I don't remembered what happened at the night club but they had to call the cops on me. The cop took me downtown and then let me go because the jail was overcrowded. No fucking Joke. The Jail was overcrowded. I was charged with Trespassing. If you think that's crazy just imagined the look that was on my face when the officer told me to go home. I got on the bus and didn't know where i was going and then some lady on the bus said the wrong thing to me because I didn't know where I was going so I when off on her for 20 minutes calling her every name in the book. At one point i told her to stick a big black dick in your mouth and try to sing the national anthem. Eventually the bus driver kicked me off the bus so i walked to a friend's house I think(don't know how i got there). I woke up at his house with his cat next to me and now I'm having an allergic reaction. My entire body itches like crazy. My skin is turning red and I have a huge knot on my head and I have a stupid hangover with no money and no ID. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1420 [Nickname] crazybitch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | threesome with two guys...on my period. they said "it's ok, we'll put towels down" best night ever haaa | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1419 [Nickname] wackooo [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | drank 4 beers one night and 1 whole four loko. ended up going down on my cousin for her boyfriend on webcam. im a girl. getting in a fight with her. feeling fine going into a different room made a bunch of videos on my webcam went to bed feeling great waking up at 7 am and projectile vomiting and diarrhing until 8 pm that night. didnt think it was that loko until looking back on it! hahaha | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1418 [Nickname] bravodelta [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | this one's embarrassing.. drank two lokos in about 30 minutes during a fucking pregame. dont remember leaving my dorm. but apparently i guzzled two cans of beer and then stepped out to inhale a waterfall of weed. while in the woods smoking, i started rolling around laughing and then tried to jerk off in plane sight of my friends. they carried me back inside and i was yelling at people in german, then i passed out, they drew on me etc, and my night ended before 11pm. i have now retired four loko from my inventory of drinks and my friends have never let me live down that fateful night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1417 [Nickname] partyxanimal [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | one time i drank 4loko and it tasted bad and then i got drunk | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1416 [Nickname] heyyyyy123 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | me and a girlfriend decided to celebrate halloween in the nyc (we're from jersey). we bought four 4 lokos and had a nice night out. -_- at some point in the night, like at 4 am, our drunk asses realize we were missing our wallets, cellphones, and our last 4 loko. we were really confused and started recapping...which was useless because we didnt remember shit. somehow we ended up at the nypd then made a journey back to jersey still drunk the next day. 2 days later we realized we had actually DRANK the last 4 loko, which explains how we lost our things and/or got robbed. lesson learned, the end. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1415 [Nickname] The Loko Challenge [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | 4 4lokos in 4 hours...enough said | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1414 [Nickname] 4crazy [Loko] 109 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | I finished the 1234 challenge (1 blunt, 2 shots of Jack, 3 Coors, and a 4 loko) and the next thing I know I'm waking up in a bed god know where with two dogs licking my face. Having no idea where I am I try to leave but the first step out of the bed has my barefoot in my own feces. This is when I realized that I have handcuffs on. My buddy told me that I escaped the police after they arrested me for vandalism (I was spray painting the house I was at 'This is MY HOUSE, BITCH!) They had me in handcuffs but when their attention was elsewhere I booked it. I have no idea who's house that was or why I took a shit right next to the bed. wow. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1413 [Nickname] Dizz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | A friend suggested I try a LOkO. Downed it, then I piled a few 7 and 7's on top of it. Later that night, I played pool with 2 biker girls who looked amazing at the time. At this point I was blacked out because I woke up with scrapes, cuts and bruises underneath my eyes and have no idea how I got them. Hopefully I didn't get rolled on by the Biker Girlz boyfriends. I hope thats not the case, because I have no idea and my boys who drank the LOKOS dont know either | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1412 [Nickname] lastNight [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i'm about as reckless as teletubies. needless to say, i'm not a big drinker. i drank two four lokos and the only thing i can remember from last night was that i was hanging out with about 25 members of the Latin Kings, and every one of them was cheering me on. i really wish i could remember why. thanks four loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1411 [Nickname] TheItalianStallion [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | So last night I was DJing this bitchin' 80's dance party. There were hoes, there were bros, and midgets in panty hose, but im not complainin! Im the god damn DJ and im happily sippin on a blue raz lokodoko. It was a totally rad party, until the night was closin in. I was finishin with pour some sugar on it; classic. Things were getting hot, getting heavy, so i said fuck it, Im cracking another loko. BIG BIG BIG Mistake.... My vision started to blur, it started looking like dudes were grinding on a dance poll, and my woman was nagging me for not cookin her dinner earlier. Needless to say my head was goin loko from the raz loko. All I remember from this point on was stumblin into some kids house, yellin "the mother fuckin DJs' in the house BITCH!" and getting thrown out. Unfortunately my woman was left at the house. Gang banged, like bein tamed by a train. The unfortunate part was, I was supposedly plannin to meet up with this other chick and my OG woman had my house keys. So i guess I ran around the town telling everyone how much my woman was a ho, while grapplin this new chick jessica. Needless to say I went loko... in a good way. Right??? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1410 [Nickname] sp? [Loko] 25 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | Why can't anyone who's posted a story on this page spell? Do Four Lokos cause permanent brain damage? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1409 [Nickname] fart [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i farted. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1408 [Nickname] lo ko [Loko] 62 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story] | After three I decided to steal a hobos shopping cart and ride it down a busy street into oncoming traffic meanwhile being chased by hobo. Then I stole the mans booze right out his cart, ran, drank all of it and passout in a bush in front of my apartment. I can't believe I'm alive. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1407 [Nickname] Mr.Patel [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Had a few beers before i got started on the second of two of my four LOKOS. Soon after i told one of my friends there to smack me in the face as hard as he could. He refused at first but eventually did it. Right after the hard smack i started flailing my arms trying to fight him. He eventually drove me home in his car. Fucked up part....i walked through my back door stumbling with a non-lit cigaratte in my mouth and speaking gibberish(indian language too). i wake up on my futon with half of it off the ground ( so im guessing it was tilted all night). Look at my phone and read a text from my sister the night before saying "stop making fucking animal noises and go to sleep" | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1406 [Nickname] thaaaaat niggguhh [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | last night i drank 4 4loko's. today i have no car, and now am the owner of some brand new J's and a baggie of medical marijuana | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1405 [Nickname] Drunk [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i had never had a 4loko in my life but heard they were great. so i decided to try one. i finished the whole thing and all i remember what dancing in my friends garage to my ringtone, taking hideous pictures on my friends camera, and making out with one of my best guy friends. i love 4lokos. they're a great excuse to do whatever you want. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1404 [Nickname] NB [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Well, decided to finally go to a bar having been 21 for a month. Had a loko, went into the bar and had free beer, more beer, and a brooklyn buzz bomb, and other drinks I don't remember. At some point, I left the bar (not that I remember) and dropped a friend off. I was left with this girl and I drove 15 miles to a beach and only was aware that I was driving when I had to slam on my brakes to prevent my vehicle from sailing into the water. Went skinny dipping at the beach with this girl I had never met, fucked in the backseat of my car...then I blacked out again. Woke up the next morning, and thought to myself "Oh shit, I definitely brought this girl home last night and fucked her again. What is her name? I hope she doesn't ask." | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1403 [Nickname] ye bittcch [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | so one day i had 5 four lokos...bye | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1402 [Nickname] troatlette [Loko] 21 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | last weekend I drank a quater of a four lok, from then on it was all out troating. i woke up with the worst cum watermelon breath. night=success. loked for life. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1401 [Nickname] Jeran Williams [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I recently visited one of my BFFs in Lousiana with my cousin and a friend. They were talking about 4Loko on the way down there, and made it sound crazy as fuck.My friend's fiance was in med school and was treating three individuals that were under psychiatric evaluation due to the effects of 4Loko. We were like "fuck no...we are not drinking this shit." 'But of course, as soon as we get to the beer store, we had to get some fucking 4 Loko to test the fucking waters. I'm just gonna say that what was originally an awesome night turned into a slow motion rush that became very trippy. Last I remember, we were walking through the casino to get to our hotel room in slow motion. All of us were drooling as we talked, and every sound or voice I heard was "chopped n screwed." Let's go one more time before they take it off the shelves!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1400 [Nickname] lezy4life [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | im a five foot 98 pound girl last weekend i experienced my first four loko i was told not to finish it by myself but, like a champ, i did. i ended up wrestling my best friend, also a girl, and making out between positions. the porch across from us cheered us on putting bets on which one could get the others shirt off first. we ended the night by dominating at ruit and booting in a bush. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1399 [Nickname] peee peeee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | last night me and my pals were drinking four lokos and i already had 4 of them so anyways i wonder off to find a nice spot to piss at just an fyi we are out in the woods but anyways i find a nice spot and i start to pee as i do my friends are laughing at me because i didnt unzip my pants so i was in my pissing cloths the rest of the night four lokos is great. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1398 [Nickname] Andy Mac [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | Friend was having a bonfire in his backyard in the woods so i bought 2 lokos to prepare, drank the first one im all hype and talking my ass off, started getting sloppy on bp so i sit down drink my other one then people started to leave party started to chill out and before some friends left they gave me their naty and 4loko "unopened" so i took it, and decided to shotgun the naty i sat down for a while and was like damn that was a bad idea. threw up after 20 min still had control over my self kinda and my friends and i started talking and we had a discussion about fighting and shit so i talk my ass off saying if someone would mess with my brother i wouldnt just hurt them i would break their arm as in a comparison and how i would paralyzed your ankles in bbal instead of breaking so you wont stand up again then started round 2 with the 3rd loko as i talk more shit and finished it. we put the fire out and i get up like fuckkk i walk up the trails running like im leavinggg and stopped cause my friends told me to and i lean to the left then booom head falls to the right with momentum to the shed, friend said it was soo loud their suprised his parents didnt wake up and it didnt break so i get up and like im good yo and trip then im like im going to my car and their like dude wrong way , i go to the woods again lol, i come back they put me to my car and im like ok i wont drive throw my keys in my back seat lock my self in, friends like ok, 2 sec later open my door alarm goes on in the drive way at 4am their like dude wtf are you doing man chill out and i manage to find my keys with my eyes closed in pain. and then after i dont rememeber anything else but i was told i ran back to the garage then passed out in my friends truck, then ran into the house fell asleep on the floor when their was a open couch, morning time was horrible i was like damn i drank 3 lokos and shotgun a beer wtf was i thinking we went to shoney breakfast buffet im feeling like shit i had work at 330 it was 10 i went home threw up everything passed out woke up at 330 and i found out i had work at 3 so i get there still feeling like shit told my coworker whats wrong im sitting down go to the bathroom 4 times to throw up then 1 last time i threw up straight yellow and then instantly i felt like i wasnt hungover when i woke up except for my throat burning so pretty much if i can drink 3 loko and shotgun a beer weighing 170 then the kids that are fucking up causing lokos getting banned go fucking drink joose pussys | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1397 [Nickname] Kenny [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Stocked up on Lokos in anticipation of the impending ban. Bought 4 cases, and to congratulate myself, drank three Lokos within an hour. Next thing I remember, I woke up on the sidewalk roughly 20 blocks from my apartment in a TERRIBLE area... ass naked, no less, except for my sneakers (lost the socks too). As I struggled to regain consciousness, I saw my car down the block... with unfamiliar people in it, joyriding with both bumpers missing and a huge crunch in the side panel. A crackhead then informed me that I had best get out of the area before I get stabbed. Needless to say, it had probably already happened, as my face was covered with dried blood... an ambulance picked me up, and the next thing I remember after that was the doctor telling me that they found a quarter of weed and a mixed baggie of xanes and adderall in my pocket. By the end of the ordeal, my car had been stolen, my nose was broken, and I had a court date for felony possession of three controlled substances with intent to sell. I now have no future because of Loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1396 [Nickname] Bob Saget [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 3 four lokos the night before halloween and was walking down the street around 12 at night holding hands with a guy and screaming FUKN FAGGOTs at everyone that i saw | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1395 [Nickname] Hugh g. wrekshin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I once had a party at my house and i decided to go with watermelon loko for the night, after playing multiple games of bp and shots with friends because i felt drunk, but i was looking to get completely smashed. I had about 1 and a half lokos and as i was smoking hooka, i fell back onto my bed and totally blacked out. I woke up with my house trashed, a long black hair on my penis (who knows what that was). on top of waking up i walk into the kitchen with my parents there saying we need to talk. I had just realized that i slept in till 1 pm, forgetting to clean the house before they came home. Lets just say four loko prevented me from going out for a month. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1394 [Nickname] Fucked Up Knee [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My buddy and I heard that Four Loco's would get you fucked up. So my buddy and I went and got two a piece for each of us to drink. Finished off the two Loco's, proceeded to drink a few more beers with a little liquor. I woke up the next morning and tried to put on my pants, but I had extreme pain in my knee. Ended up in the hospital with a fucked up knee. Later on; my buddy told me that I was running around in the middle of the street like a jackass, falling over everywhere. It was like the cement was my slip in slide. But I don't remember anything! Four Loco's fucked me up! Literally! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1393 [Nickname] too light weighted [Loko] 32 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | it was a typical saturday night, me and my friends tryna get hurt. none of us had ever tried a loko before, but we decided it was time to finally try. the 4 of us in the back of the homies car, one can for 2 people. we started drinking and ended up going to a friends kickback. the last thing i remember is yelling in the streets and coming home with the guy who was throwing the kickback. apparently we got inside my house and hooked up, and i remember spilling water all over my kitchen floor and thanking him for not getting mad? then I woke up in the middle of the night with my jeans and bra on, makeup still on my face, and contacts still in my eyes. i get up to see random shit thrown all over my floor. i go to the bathroom and see that vomit has been cleaned up by my mom. all this because of only HALF of a loko..i told my parents that i had a bad meal at panda express.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1392 [Nickname] RED DOG GUY [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | How to Make a RABID DOG: Mix Red Dog with Red Bull and follow it up with a shot of your favorite liquor. AND, after Fourloko, Bobs couldn't even make it into the club yo. U been liftin' yo? Yeaah. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1391 [Nickname] Brett Farve [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 4 Four Lokos one night with Chilly, then desided to return for another season. AGAIN. Thanks 4loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1390 [Nickname] BostonLokoParty [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Walking home from classes one friday after noon i decided to try this four loko thing, so i grabbed two. Sat in my apartment alone while my roomates were all out and proceeded to finish both by the time they got back. Of course they brought more beer home so after a few more drinks we headed out to a party. Once again, in the presence of more alcohol, became entirely shitfaced before i knew it. I happened to pick up some lovely young lady and brought her back to my apartment. It was on the walk home things got fuzzy. We started hooking up and the room began to spin unmercefely. While recieving head i asked her politely to stop, it was then i sprinted out of bed, waddled to the bathroom with my pants down and a raging boner and threw up everywhere. I then brushed my teeth and acted like nothing happened. She stayed the night... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1389 [Nickname] E_Weezy210 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was going out with some friends to a birthday party at a club one night. We decided to have some drinks before going to the club so that we wouldn't have to spend money on drinks there. I decided to have a watermelon four loko so that I would be tipsy enough that I wouldn't need anymore drinks for the night. I still ended up drinking 5 jager bombs anyway. After the club we leave to eat at a local all night restaurant. As we walk up thru the parking lot a delivery truck passes in front of us. I jumped on the back of the moving truck, hear people yelling at me to get off of it. Little did I know there were 4 police officers working security. Once I jumped down one of them comes charging at me wanting to arrest me. Somehow I managed to talk my way out of being arrested that night. Thanks Four Loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1388 [Nickname] thisguy thatguy [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank one im white ended up at an all black frat party! enough said..... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1387 [Nickname] ging minge [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was on lokos and I straight up made out with a girl with a huge snaggle tooth | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1386 [Nickname] Jay [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | You people are a bunch of kool-aid drinking bandwagon jumpers. Did you ever think that you just might be stupid and that any kind of alcohol given the right amount will bring stupidity to the surface? Of course not. You will not be happy until we have no rights. And shame on our government for getting involved. Might as well ban Jack and Coke cause Coke has caffeine. Utterly disgusting. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1385 [Nickname] Dr Light Weight [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | It was a typical Saturday night, me and my friends looking for ways to get hurt. None of us had ever tried a Loko before, but we decided it was time to finally try. The 4 of us in the back of the homies car, one can for 2 people. We started drinking and ended up going to a friends kickback. The last thing I remember is yelling in the streets and coming home with the guy who was throwing the kickback. Apparatus I invited him inside my house and hooked up, then i spilled water all over my kitchen floor. I woke up in the middle of the night with my jeans and bra on, makeup still on my face, and contacts still in my eyes. I get up to see random shit all over my floor. I go to the bathroom and see that vomit was cleaned up by my mom, I told my parents I had a bad meal at Panda Express.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1384 [Nickname] DrJeckylland Mr4loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 four lokos and some more shots and beers and took 2 hits of ecstasy and then tried to fight the kid who was throwing the party over HIM giving ME a cheese sandwich. Even though I was rolling super hard. That shit turns you into a monster. Never again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1383 [Nickname] kittyfucker [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i fucked my grandmas cat....twice. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1382 [Nickname] sir_tokes_alot [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | So, im at the liquor store with my dad and out of curiousity i was going to ask him if he'd buy me liquor, so i askeddddd. This fool says yeah (thank god) he bought me 2 lokz he dropped me off at the homiies jayss and I prettyy much pounded both. Next thing you know im on the floor with an ipod on my eyes flashing colors, with techno music while my homie was like "aye look i took micheal to a rave!". After being on the floor forever, get this i go home and not even attend the parrtyy, the pre-partyin was just too mucchh! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1381 [Nickname] Tristanky01 [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Rollin with my friends one night, they talked me into buying some four lokos. 2 for me, 1 each for the rest of them. They tasted horrible! D: half way done with the first one, I started feeling good. LAUGHING; having a good time. *I think I hit my head on the head of the seat nasty style! lol. We parked by some church school building. Almost to a complete stop, I open the passenger door and fell out of the car. Laying in the middle of the street laughing and crying at the same time. I was about done with my first four loko. Laying there in fetal position. I didn't want it anymore, but my friends told me to just chug the last of it. So I did. Shitfaced, I tried to stand up and fell down. My friends helped me to the car. We were rolling for a little while after that when I opened my second four lokos. I was half way done with it when we pulled up to my friends house. There I cried and cried, started screaming in the middle of the street. The neighbors came out asking "Is everything okay out there?" Yesss my friends yelled. I fell flat on my face crawling to the front door. Let me cut to the the good parts. I needed to pee really bad but my friends parents would wake up. So I stood there crying for her to let me out of the room. Then I pee'd on her floor. I changed undies' afterward, layed down then!! Threw up ALL OVER HER KING SIZED BED. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1380 [Nickname] Take a crap [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Call me | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1379 [Nickname] Chuckbink666 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I was at my friends house and we were all drinking four lokos. All i remember is drinking my first 2, getting duct taped to a chair, and fighting my manager of my job that showed up that night. I did the four before 4am challenge and won! Felt like absolute shit for the next 8 days. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1378 [Nickname] steezys [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i drank half a 40oz then dumped my watermelon loko in the other half. long story short i woke up on the floor of my bedroom in my jeans which were soaking wet, no underwear and i lost my shirt, tanker, sweat shirt, beanie, and one sock during the night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1377 [Nickname] jacksonman [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Me and friends friends downed a couple four lokos, apparently one of my friends passed out early so I pissed on him. I'm an asshole when I'm wasted. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1376 [Nickname] Julian D. [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | It was a typical wednesday night and I was at my friends house swimming. After I was one loko and some sky vodka deep I ended up on top of a wall and a pot full of dirt and I fell into the pool. The next thing I know I'm in some kids garage surronded by gay men whom I had never met before and then ended up at my friends house without my clothes on. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1375 [Nickname] Jack [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I threw up, A LOT :( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1374 [Nickname] stephie [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | i like 4 LOKO cuz it tastes good and it keeps me wet. nuff said. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1373 [Nickname] the chosen one [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I was at a friends house with 2 girls and I decided to chug a four loko.. idk if it was one or two but i supposbly went naked infront of the two girls and said, "I'm gonna stick so far up your vag's that I will poke out your babies eyes... Yeah they were pregnant and married.. That why I drink four loko :] | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1372 [Nickname] b [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | first and only time i've drank the loko. had a watermelon loko to start off the night. i was headed to dinner with my best friend. we had reservations at a restaurant at 8:30 with two guys. finished my can by 8:30. went to dinner, had about 6 vodka drinks because my drunk ass mind didnt think i was drunk enough. left the restaurant and went to a bar. had a few more beers. then came the cocaine. then came the great idea to go to a strip club. it was about 12:30 by this point. we went to the strip club drunk and coked up. polished off 6 bottles of champagne in the vip section. i had the great idea to take a Molly at the club. next thing we know the strip club is closing. its 6:30. woke up from a drunken drugged up stupor at around 9:30, having been taken advantage of by a friend. final tally- loko, vodka, beer, champagne, coke, and ecstasy. weirdest night of my life. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1371 [Nickname] aquarius [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | i never had 4lokos...they look gay 2 me. im a EnJ brandy type of girl :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1370 [Nickname] sammybee [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a four loko with a girl friend.. I ended up calling my friend and we picked him up... ended up going to a semetary and laying ontop of a huge one .. after I gave up looking for a jim morrison tombstone.. blacked out... woke up in seaside at5am.. pee'd in the ocean.. blacked out again .. on a couch on the side of the road outside.. and I saw a bunch of scratches on my legs, and my friend said I was looking for a sabretooth tiger, but not just any, the flintstones pet tiger because I was convinced thats who did it to me. Then I blacked out again and woke up under a gazebo with my friend who's shirt was off and my shorts were unbuttoned... Honestly I think that was the most epic day of my life. It was also the first time I ever drank fourloko. First of many. <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1369 [Nickname] DPR [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Started the night off just sippin away on a 4loko, which then led to an epic win streak in beer pong, followed by shots of jager, whiskey and a kill chug on the rest of my 4loko. Went up stairs to attempt my vocals at rockband (fail) then I tried to walk down stairs and fell. due to my drunkness two girls were laughing at me so i just joined along in the laughter. went back up stairs and laid down on the couch and made a quick call to an ex (haha) and that's the end of the night, that i remember. next morning i wake up walk walk down stairs where everyone was at. My friends told me my food was in the oven from last night, i thanked for getting me food but they replied back that i went along with them to the restuarant ordered and passed out. went to a party across the street, shotgunned 2 tallboys, left the party and since it was so "lame" i took a full bottle of sky vodka and a lava lamp. came back to the original house and THEN the falling down the stairs incident occurred. WTF? I would say damn 4lokos suck but then again i didnt end up with a bottle of vodka, some delicious mexican food and a pretty badass lava lamp haha FTW! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1368 [Nickname] ouch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | i raped my mom :/ | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1367 [Nickname] lol [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I TOOK A SIP | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1366 [Nickname] NoMoLokoFoMe [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | My buddy and me buy 3 lokos each...about an hour and a hlaf later we go to mcdonalds and he tries to buy 3 mcdoubles. He said he was gonna pay with debit and proceeds to swipe his cell phone through the card reader (unsucessfully) and goes to the bathroom. When he got back he started screaming in anger that he paid and wanted his money back. We got the cops called on us. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1365 [Nickname] NoMoLokoFoMe [Loko] 31 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | My buddy and me buy 3 lokos each...about an hour and a hlaf later we go to mcdonalds and he tries to buy 3 mcdoubles. He said he was gonna pay with debit and proceeds to swipe his cell phone through the card reader (unsucessfully) and goes to the bathroom. When he got back he started screaming in anger that he paid and wanted his money back. We got the cops called on us. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1364 [Nickname] MillerTime [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | Tried 4 loko for the first time. Took a cab home in my boxers from a concert. Lost $400 that was in the pants that went missing. Overall, a success. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1363 [Nickname] U.S.S.R. loko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | in soviet russia four loko get drunk from you | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1362 [Nickname] dear john [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 4 fourlokos at some bitches house and i died | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1361 [Nickname] Ty [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | A friend and I bought 4 lokos (4 Four Lokos haha) and a handle of captain. Drank 2 a piece, woke up in the hallway in front of my room, went upstairs to see the mayhem that was my backyard. Apparently I ran (literally) around a party pouring shots for everyone, came home, broke a bunch of our wood fence with our patio chairs, threw up on the patio and left the back door open. One of my girl roommates woke up to see this, she thought a burglar broke into the house. I told her it was probably me... she's still afraid of me. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1360 [Nickname] Doc [Loko] 45 [Not Loko] 16 [6] Show [Story] | This saturday night i had two Lokos. Catch is, i drank both of them out of solo cups mixed with vodka. Don't remember anything about the night and the next day my friend told me that I was walking in the middle of a popular road screaming at all the cars that passed, tried to fight a bunch of football players, wiped out while sprinting down the sidewalk, called my buddy and told him that the commies were coming to get me, and then showed back up at my bud's room at 4 am with Cluck U. Oh, and I walked in on him fucking, turned the lights on, and seemed not to notice it. It's Thursday and I'm still sore as hell. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1359 [Nickname] shitter [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | the first time i drank four lokos, i felt like i just ate shrooms. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1358 [Nickname] BrewMaster69 [Loko] 71 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | Here is my most recent encounter with the beast(4loko)! I bought 2 orange lokos; instant stomach ache before I even finished the first loko. Then I drank the 2nd. Sweaty and completely shitface @ this Chico State party. 2 wasted to be in public i stumbled my wasted ass about 6 blocks and ordered the most savage dish at a shitty 24 hr Mexican restaurant. I got it to-go and carefully stumbled back to my house. Falling and tripping constantly until i was approached by 3 dudes trying to start shit. Too wasted and hung I just ran away. hahah coward!!!! but i was destined to get home and eat this meal. opened my door and finally tripped and fell and spiked my mexican food on my roomates brand new vacuum. I was too wasted to clean it and too hunger not to eat it. soo i ate the food off his vacuum. I smoked a bowl and got mad spins. Throwing up and then blacked out. Woke up delirious and to a robbed house. MacBook, Flatscreen, and my weed. Thanks 4 loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1357 [Nickname] Bobby Poppycock [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a fourloko, now my butt hole hurts me so... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1356 [Nickname] Charles [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | My lass and me drank 3 four lokos watermelon! We woke up, feeling like shit and my member was all wet. She had a can up her vagina. We have no idea what happened last night. We are totally 'loko.' | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1355 [Nickname] cocoforloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | i dont remember so my friend is trying to remind me. after a 12 pack of corona and 2 four lokos i was pretty fucked up. the last thing i remember is some huge black dude and one crackhead looking motherfucker in my apartment. the next think i know i woke up on the floor of my bedroom in a huge pile of spaghetti vomit. i also came to find that i had pissed myself. this was a major accomplishment. ive been drinking for years and have never managed to do that. as i came to i wondered why i was in so much pain and my head was killing me. Apparently i had become possessed by four loko. the story goes me and my brother got into a fight and he ended up choking me out with a belt. and probably punched me in the face about 10 times. my body hurt for a week. but then again i dont know if you can blame four loko because the same exact thing pretty much happened the next weekend, four loko not being involved. now i only drink beer :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1354 [Nickname] DGFL [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My sister told me about loco saying it was crazy and i should try it but only drink one because it really screws you up.. So hof coures me and my best friend drink 2 and a half plus beers just to prove her wrong that they were really not bad.. Last thing i remember was falling asleep in a chair and before i fell asleep i was screaming i am sleeping in a lady gaga chair ! When I woke up I woke up with a sprained ackle and cuts all over my face.. And to top it 5 of my friends told me i showed up at there partys and they all had diff partys .. I <3 4loco | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1353 [Nickname] 2Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Okay so the night started out with 4 friends wanting to get drunk and since my state's banning four loko's we decided to drink them while they are still around. Long story short everyone ends up drinking 2 cans of loko, and me and my girlfriends best friend ( my girlfriend is sitting in jail by the way) get into her parents liquor stash and end up taking about 10 shots each AND we end up sleeping with each other. Once my girl got out of jail I was banned from drinking. Needless to say I hate four loko's | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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