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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1252 [Nickname] lokonator [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Last day of school, bought two 4lokos to celebrate the end of school. Drank those in about 1 hour. Woke up, half my body in the hall, half my body in my room with a blanket thrown on me; cradling a 18 pack of tall boy-- mostly dranken-- and saw my roomate with all my bedding. Had a massive hangover but decided to drink another 4loko that I found as well. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1251 [Nickname] Jewlz [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | Tried Loko for the first time with my casual fuck buddy last weekend. We both blacked out and woke up at 4 in the morning drenched. We wet the bed in unison. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1250 [Nickname] Snuggles [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Ok so my x was like lets have a little party.So me and my friend and him and his friend got like 10 four lokos and went to a friends house.There we hung and had lots of fun.Id say almost my third one it kicked in and i was severly messed up.I was goin to the car with my boyfriend and fell down two flights of stairs.Passed out in front of his car and was laughed at.Then went back upstairs and procided to puke my brains out.Four lokos suck.Had my first hangover from drinking ever.Could barly walk for two days it was awful. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1249 [Nickname] CNN Rules [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 4LOKO's and was able to make it through an entire hour of CNN until I threw up! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1248 [Nickname] Roger [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank four four lokos and shaved my legs. Sadly, no one stopped me and I had to walk around with shaved legs all summer. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1247 [Nickname] Aw Yeah?! [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Two. Daybombed. Heckled some people playing football. Made fun of a girl who dropped a pass. My friends said it wasnt her fault, it was the QBs fault. I then stated "Well FUCK THAT GUY". The QB almost hit me in the head with the football point blank on purpose, missed not on purpose. I told him to try again. At that point my friends walked me home. I insisted on pissing on everything we walked by. Back to my dorm building. I proceeded to spit on anything of interest. Peoples rooms....people...friends...guitars. I spit a lot. Tried to fight my friends. Sack tapped one of them, he then decked me. Then I tried to fight another friend, he sat on me for a good bit. My friends put me in bed. Whenever the first person I tried to fight talked, I flicked him off saying "Fuck you". Friends went to dinner, left me alone to pass out. I went into a friends room. Lights were on. Hopped onto him while he was in bed. Little did I know his gf was there too. He pointed this out to me. I responded to his gf "I'm gonna impregnate you ok?". I stood up, turned the lights off and left the room. The guy turned the lights back on. I went back the room multiple times to turn the light off again. Rally vommed shortly thereafter. It was maybe 830pm. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1246 [Nickname] Champion Cit y [Loko] 23 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | The first 4 loko of the night is the hardest to swallow--gradually you are subdued to the taste in a similar way that a wound must begin to bring comfort on a battlefield as you slip away. The second 4 loko enters the system and urination is imminent. Number 3? Number 4? The return from the bathroom must be conveyed to you the next day as you attempt to piece together how you woke up on your friend's floor at 5am. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1245 [Nickname] The boot [Loko] 67 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story] | SO my friends and I decided it was a great idea to play flip cup with four loko. The last thing i remember is waking up in my bed with my ankle the size of a grapefruit. Turns out I fell down a flight of stairs then got up saying "Im fine" then fell off a curb and had to be carried home. I ended up tearing all the ligaments in my ankle and foot. I have been in a walking boot for 6 weeks now and my friends now call me booty! Still worth it 143 four loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1244 [Nickname] j.sili [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | everytime i drink 4loko i wake up with a sore asshole | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1243 [Nickname] FourLoko4Life [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 four loko's to pregame in the car with 3 other friends which also downed two cans. Was in the club long before I couldn't find all my friends. Friend #1, lasted 15 minutes in the club before he tried to smoke a cig on the dance floor, puked on the dance floor and then get kicked out. Friend #2 and #3 were in the bathroom puking so they got kicked out. I lasted till closing, not remembering much. Woke up the next morning with some random girls keys and some pepper spray in my pants. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1242 [Nickname] 4 Loks queen [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I heard a lot of crazy stories about 4 lokos but i didnt believe any of them. Just one can of juice that has 12% alcohol, yea right? that wont do jack! I bought 2, drank 1 and gave the 2nd 2 my sister thinking oh im not even feeling it, five min later i dont know whats goin on. my body is apparently paralyzed. i freaked out and slapped my sister sittin next to me then she slapped me back but i didn't even feel it! we ended up fighting for 30 min, but neither of us felt any pain till the next day. it looked like we had attempted to wash our house with pepto bismal and metamucil. it looked like we hosted a party for old people. the house was a mess but at least it didn't have nasea heart burn indigestion upset stomach or diarrhea! the best part is we are planning on doing it again tomorrow!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1241 [Nickname] bobby boxcar [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | the other night while i was all loko i repeatedly went up to one of my few black friends screaming "***** you're a n****r but it's okay because i am down for the cause." i then apparently kept going up to another black friend of mine laughing about how he's a n****r too with a huge smile. i then went into my friends sleeping bag and peed inside of it. i then got up and must have found out that a dog had peed in my bed but for some reason i slept only in the dog pee despite my queen sized bed and couch. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1240 [Nickname] CodyTheSofaKing [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | I drink Four Lokos like a champ; and don't do dumb shit. Unlike the rest of the pussies on here. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1239 [Nickname] Gooseberry [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I'm a wee little guy so it only took one 4loko and a couple of beers to set me off while I was at my apartment. Apparently, I wrestled two girls, put one of the girls in a choke hold that she escaped out of and put me in a reverse choke hold, scribbled Aquaman all over our calendar, left a 15-minute voicemail to someone I didn't even know, threw a deck of cards so hard that it hit another girl in the face and caused a deep gash on the inside of her lip that made her look like the Joker from the Dark Knight, pretended to cry while consoling said girl, and finally passed out while humming the theme song from the Office. Oh - and most of it was caught on camera. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1238 [Nickname] 4BROko [Loko] 35 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | It was a Thursday night, and FUCK I was thirsty. I stopped to grab some LOKO's and ended up finishing one, and cracking into another by the time I got back to my bro-pad. I wanted to pre-game the pre-game, cause to be honest with you, who wants to sit around and drink with a bunch of people while making small talk? I was trying to get as fucked up as quickly as possible. I finished my second LOKO and started on the third. Bad idea? Hell no. Hammered? Hell Yes. I started having a gray-out, remembering only that I was hungry and wanted to go to the bar to get some wings. before the pre-game at 9. I woke up 14 hours later with a voice mail from the local police station asking me to come in and give a statement about my public urination and public drunkenness. I got LOKO'd | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1237 [Nickname] sufjan stevens [Loko] 139 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 four loko and went to a sufjan stevens concert. I ended up singing on the stage and later on, I puked on my girlfriends dad while I was talking about fucking his daughter. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1236 [Nickname] jan [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | after partaking in a night of loko's four of us were walking back to the car. Apparently i jumped in front of a car to make it think it would hit me. It stopped short and caused an accident. Proceeded to not give a shit. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1235 [Nickname] Quatro Crazy [Loko] 332 [Not Loko] 26 [6] Show [Story] | So one night I went on a booze cruise around lower Manhattan with some friends. It was an open bar so we were all completely hammered. On the way back to my town we decided to get some 4lokos and go out to a bar for a few more drinks. I remember starting my second 4loko and then I woke up to a beeping noise. I opened my eyes and saw myself hooked up to all these heart monitors with two IV?s in my arms. I immediately freaked out and tore everything off of me. The nurses came running in screaming so I screamed back at them demanding to know what had happened. They said I had already told them when I was brought in on a stretcher: They told me, that what I told them had happened was I got drunk, lost my friends, and phone died. I left the bar, walked to my car, and decided I was too drunk to drive home so decided to lay down on the ground beside my car and take a nap to sleep it off. Apparently a cop making the rounds came over and woke me up. He asked if I was ok and I replied yes, just too drunk to drive so I rather sleep. He asked me if I needed to go to the hospital. I asked him if they have water at the hospital. After he assured me there was water at the hospital, I demanded that I needed to be taken to the hospital so he called me an ambulance. Upon leaving the hospital I heard a familiar voice freaking out just as I had earlier. I peaked in the room and saw that it was my friend asking what the heck happened to him. The nurse asked if we knew each other, we said yes. She put her hand over her head and said: same story, except this guy wanted to know if hospitals had beds. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1234 [Nickname] VikingGoneLoko [Loko] 50 [Not Loko] 13 [6] Show [Story] | The night started with my good friend and i each killing a four loko and a 24 of Old English in about 15-20 min during a drinking game. Turned out that there was about 6-8 shots of tequila in his fridge. That was gone soon after. This is when the blackout hit. I somehow managed to climb up the Ridge and found my way to my other friends room where a few beers were killed. Soon there after i some how got to my room and decided that a shower was a good idea. I was woken up naked at 8am still in the shower. Turns out i had passed out naked in the shower over the drain. I flooded the bathroom, my room and my suitemates room with standing water. Oh Four Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1233 [Nickname] nacho [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | woke up in some girls closet don't remember shit | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1232 [Nickname] bigbaby [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | I LOVE THEM ONE IS THE MOST I HAVE HAD AT A TIME.I DONT THINK FOUR LOKO ARE KILLING TEENS..THEY MIXING IN WITH THE OTHER STUFF THEY WERE USEING BEFORE LOKO CAME ALONG.I SEE CIGARETTE NEVER BEEN BAN. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1231 [Nickname] The Kid Curtis [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Pre-gamed hard with a four loko and plenty of shots before going to a Miami club. I preceded to use my fake ID to get in and sneak a bottle of captain Morgan in with me. From there, I blacked out, the next thing I remember is waking up on the couch of a friend's apartment. My buddy told me that I ended up throwing up in the girl's bathroom and then tried hopping on a frat bus. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1230 [Nickname] FULOKOHEADS [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | My sister-in-laws boyfriend pissed all over my dads car after arguing with us cause we wouldnt take him back to the beer store for more. This drink is sick and really needs to be band. All these stories show how dumb you all are making yourself look. Ive been drinking for well over 10 years now and I drink mostly rum and jager and have never ever acted in such away. Nor have any of my fellow friends. But all of my sister-in-laws friends drink it who are much younger then me and everyone of them either black-out or act a fool. Next thing you know you all are gonna end up in jail or worse either raped or dead. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1229 [Nickname] Loco FOol [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | The first time I drank 4Lokos was when they first came out a couple of years ago in Texas. I was throwing my lil bro a birthday party and I supplied the whole party with copious amounts of 4Lokos, so needless to say erbody who showed up (which was quite a bit of ppl) got really fukin wasted. The funny thing is that in the morning I woke up in the backyard in a makeshift tent with 2girls in my arms, when I went through the house looking for my brother erbody who came over for the party was asleep on the ground, like 100 ppl!!! I found my brother laying in the bathtub with an ugly chubby chick, best night ever, wish sum1 at the party could remember it though. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1228 [Nickname] broloko [Loko] 34 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | First time drinking these I pounded three 4lokos within an hour and went to a kegger at an apartment. Started turning on the gas on the stove in the kitchen for no reason, throwing spices all over the place at people then I get kicked out and start sobbing uncontrollably then it's blackout time. Woke up at 4pm sunday with the vague memory of sprinting and then checked my phone and made 23 calls to my roommate at 5am, 21 calls to my drug dealer, and a lot of concerned voice messages from people I don't remember, and best of all...a 4 min 911 call that I don't remember having to make. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1227 [Nickname] LokoKegStand [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | You all are pussies. I downed 4 fourlokos, had a couple of shots of Patron, a bong hit, and managed to drive from LA to Vegas. FourLoko, you need to double the alcohol content! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1226 [Nickname] cleansetoften [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | drank this and it gave me wings, then my penor broke in half. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1225 [Nickname] Ed [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 fourlokos before going out and began to pay for my drinks at the bar with the tip jar money. Go loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1224 [Nickname] south cack loco [Loko] 24 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | my stepbrother weights about 250lbs and handles his liquor pretty good. he decided to jump into 4 four lokos and my other stepbrother had to save him from drowning in the toilet. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1223 [Nickname] mucholoko69 [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | We tried fourloko last night 4 of us bought 3 packs. I got flower thrown on me so apparently i decide to bust a 9 pound bag of it on the wall in the kitchen after everyone has shotgunned one. My buddy then makes a flower angel. The pictures on fb showed that we had also decided to take our clothes off. I love fourloko forever. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1222 [Nickname] LokoLover [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | It was a saturday night...me and my bestfriends were headed to the club...on our way over there,,we stoped by a drive-thru to buy my "orange juice"[my favorite 4loko]....&& i drank it all && half of my friends 4loko...when we to the club i really had to pee...so my typical crazy drunk ass just popped a squad in the parking lot..we entered the club danced the night away...after getting in the car i have no clue of what happened...!!!the next morning i wake up to my parents raging fury!!with bruises in my legs&&arms...to txt i had no idea i wrote...not knowing i had in a huge fit with one of my bestfriends..what i night...!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1221 [Nickname] K-Dub [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | The saturday night before halloween me and my buddies got super wasted at a party then went home. i had had 2 four lokos at this point so i wasnt tired. I went out by myself to a different party where i had 3 more four lokos and 6 shots of captain-100 proof in about an hour. i wake up sunday morning at about 9:30 alone in the backseat of my car with the car running parked in this neighborhood i have never been to 5 miles outside of the city limits. i dont remember a thing from the party. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1220 [Nickname] Jenkaling [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Me and a friend who was crashing at my house for a couple of months drunk 2 lokos each and got really blasted. the next morning when i woke up he had moved everything out and still has not spoken to me to this day. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1219 [Nickname] Marvin [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | I had a for loco with sum friends I only drank 3 of them and then I got out of control.. I tore all my clothes off and started running around the bar asking people if they had ever seen the purple headed yogurt slinger. I soon was kicked out of the bar without my clothes and set lose on the streets of downtown San Francisco. After that I dont remember much until I woke up the next day on a park bench with (what I didnt know at the time was a toy car)in my ass. I had to hobble to the payphone to call an ambulance to come take me to the ER. $2485.50 later they freed me of my troubles and I went home. I am now the leading anti-energy drink proponent in CA. I hope my story helps you ,sincerely Marvin | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1218 [Nickname] Chris [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Last night, my friend let me use his washer and dryer to clean my bed sheets because I don't have one in my apartment. And we decided to drink some FoLo's. I drank two Four Loko's and left my bed sheets in my his dryer! LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1217 [Nickname] rabiddog [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a 4 Loko as fast as i could before i got to the party... no good. To sweet. It all came back up, what a waste | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1216 [Nickname] Ferna [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | four lokos are the shit! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1215 [Nickname] hot1 [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I went to stay at my uncles last week and he gave me 2 of these bad boys! I don't remeber much but my ass hurts like hell. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1214 [Nickname] Gnomes [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | My cousin, our friend, I'll call him Skins and I were at my cousins place, which was a shack behind his grandparents house in a small dimly lit room with sheets acting as blinds. We started off the night with 4 Four Loko's, I finished my first one, grape(?) in a half an hour and talked Skin's into splitting a second one with me. Then... my idea to try to do the splits, to my surprise and pain - I was able to do them. I thought I'd show off and bounce up and down while doing the splits, with both of the tops of my feet on the carpeted floor. Blacked out. I woke up to: perfect dime sized rug burns that looked like I got stigmata on the tops of my feet. I swear a torn inner thigh. And a purple stain, which I was informed was my barf. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1213 [Nickname] EB [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank half of a Four Loko and got arrested... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1212 [Nickname] jomamaswish [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | ..made me sick and frisky. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1211 [Nickname] chinita [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | last time i drank a four loko i tired doing the worm naked and starting humping anything i see. lmfao | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1210 [Nickname] Richard Gozinya [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | 2 Four Lokos made my dick stop working for the night. Fuck you Four Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1209 [Nickname] Amadeus [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I was @ this housewarming party and I started off with a rum and cola to get things started, then they ran outta rum so I moved on to Bitch wine. After I gracefully gulped down the wine, I motivated two others on some shot of tequila! Here we are 1 rum, 2 reds, and 2 cues in and I apatite is still desiring more, so I move to the kitchen find some beers, gourmet cheeses and some bubbly. I hurriedly fed myself cheese and beer like I was in a hostage situation to my booze lust. I get close to the end of the second beer and do my social butterfly thing and get the energy a little bit higher, then... we pop the champeezy! As I am in the kitchen pouring glasses I see a bottle of vodka and gin, and nothing goes better with champagne like shots of vodka! As the champagne and vodka is being polished off we begin to stumble out into the magic that is stuy-town. Shortly there after my memory begins to fade and I leave the scene. Crazily it is not the end, it is just the beginning, Jesus, then, takes the wheel and safely gets me to my destination from LES to Midtown! Thank You Lord! I guess the moral of this story is... Alcohol no matter taste/ color or brand... will get you trashed, if you really want it! Oh yea. warning: No fourloko was consumed on this night of epic adventure and imagination! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1208 [Nickname] Devastated... [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | I?ve had many a good night with the Four. Most of those nights only exits in second hand stories and photographic evidence? not in memory. Highlights over the years include leading dance parties till 5 in the morning, chugging Loko/running laps in alleyways of The Mission, hitting on bar tenders by attempting to leave my number on the tab but being unable to legibly write my phone number, stealing cabs from good people patiently waiting in line, losing articles of clothing in the hallway of my 7 story apartment complex (found those the next morning- no idea why I couldn't wait till I got into my apt to change) and making loose decisions that I'd rather not share out on the worldwide web. The beauty of Loko is its flexibility- whether in Vegas, Atlantic City or your own home Loko always makes for a good time...RIP Loko, the FDA has no idea the fun they spoiling. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1207 [Nickname] EFly [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I was at a show in San Antonio when my friend snuck in 5 fourlokos. So for those of you bad at math that's 20loko. He left them with me and said "You can get started I'll be right back". He was gone for quite a while and once I was in lokomotion I was completely unstoppable. By the time my friend returned about an hour and a half later I had drank all of the loko and was asking girls, well more like ordering them, to "Dump 'Em Out!" By the time we left I couldn't lokate anyone I knew and I was stumbling through the parking lot talking shit to random strangers. I cracked my phone, pissed off my friends, fell asleep in the car, and had some of the wildest dreams I've ever had. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1206 [Nickname] JohnnyBLoko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | I'm not a light weight at all. So I drank about 7 4 lokos. Thought I could handle it. Woke up in the hospital with a fractured skull after a motorcycle accident. the cops were chasing me down the highway after I robbed a local liquor store to get more four lokos. Apparantly I injured the clerk pretty bad. Now my head is split and the cops are trying to get me for attempted murder | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1205 [Nickname] cheyweezy [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i had some loko one night, i woke up to take a look at what pictures i had taken that night, i found a picture of my friends naked ass in the other ones face and a video of another demonstrating how to preform the guy on top version of 69? and the distinct rememberance of the statement (congratulations your a dumb bitch!) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1204 [Nickname] Springbreak10 [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Passed out early on spring break. Woke up went to a night pool party where the drink deal was 2 for $3.00. Had four. Roamed on the beach and raged til 6AM. Glad they were so cheap. Problem is EVERYONE was drinking them so we dont have a clue what happened after the beach roaming went down... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1203 [Nickname] Kid Loko [Loko] 73 [Not Loko] 21 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 Lokos and and some brews. Went to a party where i blacked out soon after. The next day i hear that i pissed all over the neighbors grill, put a stolen crosswalk sign in front of a neighbors door, river danced on a beer pong table like a pro, threw a beer across a crowded kitchen and shouted at some friends claiming that i raised them while being carryed out of the party on a friends shoulder, then later on tried to steal his car... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1202 [Nickname] LPizzle [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | me and my roomate got 5 four lokos and mixed them all into one big container. I call it the four loko stew, greatest drink ever. try it | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1201 [Nickname] LAlok'd [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Started off a normal mellow night by having a margarita out with a friend. I told her about four loko and she never tried so we agreed on walking over to the 7eleven near my house to grab a couple. She though it was kinda nasty so i told her i would take care of hers too. Two locos deep and next thing i remember we're sitting on the ground in a nasty alley like two hobos calling our friends voicemails rapping about four loko. I somehow stumble home and proceed to vomit all over myself in front of her. Nice little tuesday | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1200 [Nickname] ugh [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | So I go to school in CT, but went to a concert in the Manhattan. Decided to pick up a couple of lokos after a night of boozin and great music. Everything was great, we were crushing on the train and got pretty hammered. Next thing I know, it's 5AM, I'm in a hospital bed, and I'm telling a doctor a joke (which we both got a kick out of). Upon my release, a visit to the Department of Public Safety tells me that two loko's and a hospital visit later, I was found at a random intersection only to be picked up by the local police department passed out shitfaced. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1199 [Nickname] CKY [Loko] 47 [Not Loko] 15 [6] Show [Story] | Stopped by my buddys place before heading out to a houseparty and he insisted that I try a four loko or 2 for the pregame. Hadnt tried them before so I agreed. Slammed down 2 and a half watermelons(split the 3rd) and ripped a shot of vodka and rolled out. 5 mins after we showed up I drank a beer and it all hit me at once. Last thing I remember was arguing with some grenades at the beerpong table then next thing I know I'm waking up in the bushes in front of my house in a pile of pink puke with one of my shoes missing and scrapes on my face and a huge cut on my back. Aparently I flipped over the pong table, stuck some kid in the face, dropkicked a hole in the wall and bounced all of which I have no recollection of aside from my battle wounds. Had one of the top 3 worst hangovers ive ever had and I pissed off alot of people I know. Still dont know how I made it home in one piece. Thank You Four Loko!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1198 [Nickname] Monster Saturday [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | It is Monster Saturday at a friend?s apartment drinking on a keg of Sweetwater IPA all day. About 9 o?clock a buddy shows up with 3 Fruit Punch Four Lokos that are split amongst the six of us that are left. While consuming the delicious Lokos, it dawned on us that we should walk to the bowling alley and go bowling. Everyone grabs a beer for the walk and we head out. Half way there a BP magically appears like an oasis in a dessert, an oasis of Four Loko to be exact. Each of us proceeds to buy a four loko, head to the BP parking lot, cut a can air breather and begin to chug them as fast as we can At the bowling alley and things are going good until I attempt to take my first roll to only discover I have lost control of my body. By roll three, everything goes black. Come back in to discover that the game is over and my friends are gone and I am running manically up and down the bowling alley trying to locate them. I decide to turn in the shoes and leave. Find out that the game has been paid for already and I am good to go except for the fact that I can?t find my left shoe. So the executive decision is made to head out. Just before hitting the parking lot it dawns on me that I don?t want to ruin a good pair socks. So the walk to where ever I was going, was going to be barefoot. Then through the magic of Four Loko I am instantly transported to my friend?s apartment?s parking deck next to my truck. Where I promptly proceed to vomit my soul up over a ledge, grab a drink of water, drop the tailgate and crawl into the truck bed to pass out. I wake up at 4:30 am to find the tailgate down with a leg hanging out. One shoe in hand, no sunglasses and surprisingly no cuts or punctures on my bare feet. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1197 [Nickname] 4lokowa [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Drank two four lokos, some strawberry wine and a beer. I was forced to put my head on the table during a game of Kings. Next thing I remember is waking up to my roomate dragging me out of the bathroom tub, butt ass naked and leaning over to puke in the toilet. Next day hangover I had to drive around with a puke bucket in my lap. LOKO'D. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1196 [Nickname] Loko El Cunado [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | After losing a 16 team beer pong tournament and already being 13 beers deep I thought it would be a good idea to drink a wonderful lemon four loko. I ended up blacking out, taking an hour nap on my gravel driveway, got carried in by my friends where they five starred my back/beat me with belts and pillows. I woke up looking like a Haitian refugee. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1195 [Nickname] armydrunk [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | me and a few guys in my squad decided to try some four lokos a few weekends ago when we saw them at a gas station and had no idea what the fuck they were. we ended up running the stack on our buddy's apartment with live ammo in our personal weapons. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1194 [Nickname] Drizzy Banks [Loko] 120 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story] | After a night of getting Ocho Loko I awoke the next morning to a text that said, "Kelly wants to know your real name, you stole her car last night." I thought I had just blacked out and walked home, but allegedly I walked outside to find a car running parked in front of the party. Someone easily convinced me to hop in and drive it the 8 blocks back to my house. Moral of the story, don't leave your car running in front of a party. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1193 [Nickname] LOKO [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | i had a four loko as a pregame and then in the car ride there had 1 more which really wasnt smart once i got there i passed out on the couch and woke up in my room i dont know how i got ther ? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1192 [Nickname] mumbytoby [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | chasing four lok's with a popov flask, started doing gymnastics on public transit, then proceeded to whip my dick out and show an entire busy street in china town my bits.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1191 [Nickname] rosiiposii [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | one very hot sunny day in may 2010, i with with my boyfriend and my best friend lindsay at the beach getting trashed.. we got 3 four lokos and 2 40's. i finished off two 4Lokos and a 40 to myself. woke up the next morning in the hospital because i had a tonic clonic seizure. my epilepsy came back. THANKS FOUR LOKO FUCKERS. i havent had one since. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1190 [Nickname] FearlessRob [Loko] 79 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | Last weekend in Baltimore I drank two 4 Lokos then found out I had to move my car because my street was going to have weekend construction. I promptly moved my vehicle then proceeded to continue boozing at a few nearby bars before my memory failed me entirely. The last thing I remember was starting to walk home, proud of myself for having avoided driving home drunk or paying for a taxi. Next thing I know it was 6:45am and I was in bed still wearing my shoes and my contacts. Several of my knuckles were split and there was part of an orange construction fence entangled on my coat. I set out to retrieve my car before it could be towed, but alas, it was nowhere to be found- not even in the city's two impound lots. FOUR AND A HALF HOURS OF WALKING LATER I found it on a sidestreet in the hood, at least 3 neighborhoods away from where I thought I parked it. Textbook Lokomotion. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1189 [Nickname] quatro crazy [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | it was my first month of college, so naturally i felt like getting obliterated without fear of consequences. decided to try a fabled four loko-lemonande flavor to be exact...along with lemon smirnoff, jack daniels, and two natty lights. i'm a thin 17 year-old girl. the last thing i remember is puking on my best friend's bed and banging my head on a toilet seat. i woke up spooning a trash can with a small mountain on my forehead that hurt like a bitch. not to mention i had a hangover that would've made zeus's balls shrink. needless to say, it was a great night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1188 [Nickname] Throwed [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I downed 2 cans of Four loko on my way to party! I ended up driving my car into a closed garage door in a random neighborhood f*ck 4loko!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1187 [Nickname] Ehh [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | Was at a rugby halloween party at the end of fall season and ended up drinkin 2 lokos and chuggin 10 beers within 3 hours, which included 3 rounds of pong. I slightly remember attempting to teach one of the player's girlfriends and some other girl how to line dance to Alan Jackson's Good Time. I guess I was trying to fit my character, plaid, boots, jeans and a cowboy hat. I found myself walking half a mile down the road, one foot on the curb, trying to call all my friends. It was a successful night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1186 [Nickname] Bailey [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | New years eve 09 drank 2 four lokos and shitloads of jameson woke up in hotel room with no window and glass everywhere cops knocking our door.. I pushed my friend through a first story window.. Thankfully nobody hurt | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1185 [Nickname] 69wakaflocckaROOM337 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | well this one time.... i forgot to tell my room mates that drinking 2 lokos WAS A BAD IDEA.... since they have never had one before. soooo they had two lokos and lets just say the night ended with my room mate not being able to make it out and ending up with a stranger in my room mates bed and my other room mate trying to climb to the top of the bunk but failed miserably, fell off the bed, and woke up with bruises on her face hmmmmm.. goodd first week at college thanks fourlokos! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1184 [Nickname] princess [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | It was the saturday before halloween and I was dressed as baby spice. I had a hot pink camelbak on me and it was filled with 3 lemon lime four lokos. The night consisted of chugging contests and four loko flip cup. Needless to say i woke up the next morning with no memory, grass in my pigtails, and an empty camelbak. success. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1183 [Nickname] 4LOKO MASTER [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i have TOO many 4loko stories. mostly "hey mister" drunkies on the streets of Alavarado....get the loks (Watermelon, or orange when is HOT), in some cases ive lost a wallet with $200, fallen down a hill while hiking at 2am, lost many hats, drunk text messages, calling teachers and leaving voicemail about how much we appreciate them, thrown up in friends restroom in the 11th floor, some random asian guy was mad and told me to clean it up so i ran down 11flights of stairs, fallen asleep in random peoples homes only to wake up the next morning and realize i was late to work, had many vulnerable moments, felt great, woken up feeling even more drunk, taken weird ass pictures, taking taxis to get home, argued with friends, party hoping, trying to get into 21&over clubs, mischievous nights in the streets on hollywood,silverlake and echo park, telling friends i miss them,....and most of all felt really LOKO!!! for the non-spanish speakers that means CRAZY! ps. this is nothing in specific. i dont want to take the time to elaborate on what i consider, my darkest 4LOKO memories AND mixing a 4loko with any other hard liquor only makes your night more memorable! (or LESS) =D | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1182 [Nickname] firstexperience [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | SO i decided to try four loko for my sisters bday. We went to a place where we can do a lazy river and rapids ride on the potomac river. We got on the lazy river part which was about and hour and half, ended up drinking 2 four lokos 1 before we started and one during. I dont remember getting off my tube for the lazy river part. We ate lunch and then did the rapids part. I dont remember any of this and some how got lost and the first thing i remembered was partying with a bunch of people on this one rock of the river. I asked them what time it was and he said 7:30 at night. The buses from the rapids last come around 5:00 so i had been missing for over 2 hours. My tube was completely deflated and had to have one of the guys blow it up for me and so i then float down the river by myself and go through the woods, lost as shit, no sandals either just my lifevest and inner tube and walk around lost for god knows how long and then a pregnant lady was kind enough to take me back to the place which was 10 mins away, and mean while they had called the police and had rescue teams out looking for me! my mom thought i died. So ridiculous | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1181 [Nickname] ive got the shakes [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | drank 2 four lokos my first time drinking them, woke up with probably the ugliest girl ive ever scene. her nickname is the dud | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1180 [Nickname] Wise 1 [Loko] 71 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | Had a death smoothie (fruit, ice, and 4 LOKO's) as a pregammer with a buddy then had another one after we brainfreezed ourselves chugging them, blacked out around 8 pm, woke up with two topless chicks, two gallons of milk, a black eye, and 13 pizzas with a receipt from pizza hut of $164.82. I've just been LOKO'd | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1179 [Nickname] Noloko [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | ran on 7th ave in Chelsea after drinking half a can of Four Loko. ran until I found Wholefood, went in, got some Indian Food. ran back on 7th ave, to my apartment. Im-ed a couple of random peeps on AIM. almost drunk-dialed my friend in LA, except I wasn't drunk. Watched a Katherine Heigl movie until 4am. Advised my co-workers the next day not to ever drink Four Lokos. Felt like shit for the rest of the day. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1178 [Nickname] Loko4lokos [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | The first time i had a 4 loko i thought everyone was crazy saying how it is "blackout in a can" because i wasnt feeling anything. So after my first one, i started using my second loko as a chaser for my vodka. The last thing i remember was going to the bar. Apparently, i set off the fire alarm since i went out the wrong door. Then i attempted to drive home, my friend realized i was way to drunk to drive so he told me to pull over so he could. So in the mist of driving threw the car in neutral and proceeded to get out of the driver seat and onto the passanger seat. Idk how we didnt crash. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1177 [Nickname] debby cakes [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i was with my best friend and we went over to this guys house and he was like lets get some four lokos and of cousres we said ok i got 2 blue and mu best friend did to after i drank my first one and half my other one i was so drunk that i as crawling across the yard and smoking twigs thinking they where blunts and smoking cigs to the filter dammm i got told all of this the next morning **i love four loko** ~rip my babys~ 2010 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1176 [Nickname] killaman's a bitch [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | peep the nick name | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1175 [Nickname] Francis [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | After me and my girfriend chugged one can a piece, we had 3 hours of wild sex including anal. Four Loko rules! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1174 [Nickname] ninja [Loko] 18 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | Four Lokos are the devil. But stock up now, and sell illegally later at a higher price. It's simple economics. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1173 [Nickname] iAteHER4Dinner [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I only had a loko twice. Both times I fucked like a por star and only bad thing that happen was I couldn't find my dam drawz. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1172 [Nickname] Tom [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I was at a small Gallery at the UMBC campus near Baltimore. Two really cute female students were drinking Lokos while looking around at the art. There were only a couple of people there and they had offended them and the security guard with their obnoxious laughing. They were so drunk they could hardly walk so they asked me to take them home because they did not want a DUI and nobody else would talk to them. Now I am in my fifties, way overweight with a receding hairline so I assumed they thought of me as a safe ride (which I am). I took them to their apartment complex and helped them get up the stairs and into the front door. I was leaving when they insisted I stay for a while. They cracked open another couple of Lokos to share. Before long they were getting themselves naked and trying to get me that way. I tried to discourage them not to do that but they were persistent. They said they wanted to give me the thrill of a lifetime so they kept me going all night. I tried to resist but they were so aggressive that at one time I considered calling the cops. I was getting buzzed on my Loko so I finally gave in. They were insatiable and it was all I could do to keep them satisfied. Obviously since I am not 19 they had to work very hard to keep me that way but they did. Obviously when they sobered up I was sore as hell and they had huge regrets. They made me promise to never let anyone know what happened. After talking for a couple of hours we became friends and we both shared our regrets. We went to breakfast and I took them to get their car. I could tell they still felt awful especially when we parted ways. They both swore never to drink Loko again. It is true when a young sexy student hooks up with an older fat guy it is the dream of a lifetime for him but it is better if everyone is sober. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1171 [Nickname] meloko [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | tried to pregame for a football saturday with 2 lokos and an assortment of beer, vodka, etc. this was around 2pm. woke up the next morning with no recollection. apparently i made it to the game, and snuck a water bottle of vodka in as well. the friend with me tried to do the same and got sent to detox. once in the game i proceed to ditch the girl i'm with, then walk out after we punt while down a touchdown with two minutes left in the 3rd. convinced the game was over. stumble home by myself, where my asshole roommates lay out lines of country time lemonade powder, which i then take despite them admitting to me that it wasnt blow. i guess i kept drinking til around 8 when i finally passed out. i've tried, unsuccessfully, to avoid 4 loko since. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1170 [Nickname] sloppy joe [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | one time my friend and i got an 18 pack and two four lokos each. i had my two, blacked out and probably had like two beers. i guess i said i was going to sleep, then barged back into his room asking where the bathroom was 'joe you know where the fucking bathroom is' so i went into the hallway, dragged a huge tupperware tub out to the stairs, opened the top and pissed all over it. when my friends came to yell at me all i had to say was 'shut the god damn door im in the bathroom!' the tupperware was full of important papers like the first bills for the house and cars, loan papers and my friends parents will. he was up till 7 in the morning with a hair dryer drying all the papers up. god bless you four loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1169 [Nickname] Skippy [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | On halloween night a few of my friends and i drank some four lokos. I dont remember much but i do remember that we tried to crash my friends ex girlfriend's party. We walked at least 3 miles to get there, and we were singing the whole time. Eventually we all split our seperate ways and i forgot how to get home. So i walked around aimlessly for about an hour and ended up in some random shopping plaza with a bum. We had a freestyle rap battle and everything went blank after that. I woke up the next morning in my bed without clothes on, a huge cut on my forehead and a fat hangover (: TGFFL <3 thank god for four lokos. haha | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1168 [Nickname] senor loko [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | i once had a 4 loko before a basketball game not only was i the leading point scorer i also hit the game winning shot, thank you 4 loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1167 [Nickname] loko nomo homo [Loko] 44 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | had a buddy that drank 2 four lokos,and a few bumps.... decided to let his friend remove a tatoo off the back of his neck with the wire wheel on a Dremel tool, which was largely successful, later on he decided to drive home.. got pulled over, ran from the cop at gunpoint before surrendering, preceeded to get placed in the back of the cop car after calling the cop a racial slur... he then bites the tube in half on the breathalyzer machine.. for some reason there was a teddy bear in the back of the cop car wich he tore the head off of.. half of this story was actually in the police blotter.. Sumter,SC!!! wooooo hoooo GO CHASE!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1166 [Nickname] KC [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | four loko, what happened last night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1165 [Nickname] reality check [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | no wonder America is in such a shithole. what a bunch of morons and idiots. when you're all unemployed, broke, and homeless, don't cry that it's someone else's fault and expect us or the government to take care of your irresponsible asses. losers like you all are the reason why this country has fallen. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1164 [Nickname] Young LoKo [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My friends and I were at my apartment one night. First time all of us had drank Four LoKo at once. My friend broke one of my roommate's bedroom door because apparently we all agreed it would be a good idea for him to throw himself at it, and he went right through it. My other friend was barely able to move on his hands and knees but somehow managed to crawl to my other roommate's bedroom door and (while on all fours) headbutt the base of the door until it cracked into two. I woke up the next morning in bed with a very naked and very, ethnic, girl next to me. Long live Four LoKo! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1163 [Nickname] So Loko! [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 four lokos before going to a party on campus and woke up with two girls. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1162 [Nickname] @chicagogee [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I gave my jumpoff bitch #4lokosandmcribs and she sucked my dick all nite!!!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1161 [Nickname] Mr.RAM [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | 6'0 260lbs BIG SEXY NIGGA Well it was Thirsty Thursday and since my class ends at 12:15 that day I told myself the night before that I was GOIN IN since Homecoming weekend started that very next day (Friday). I started with a Fruit Punch Loko at round 12:30. Killed it in bout 6 mins. Then I went back to the store nd got another Fruit Punch AND Lemon-Lime and MIXED THEM(Tastes JUST LIKE SKITTLES BTW)...Killed both of those, but a little slower. So Im tipsy as hell at this point BUT FUCK IT...It's Homecoming...So I end up chillin out at ma boy's crib nd we takin shots (Round 4pm).Im up about 5 shots of Grey Goose until he opens his fridge and asks me,"ANYBODY WANT THIS???....THEY TASTE NASTY" I look up nd he's holding a Watermelon Four Loko...I pipe up and say "FUCK YEAH I WANT IT" I mix a watermelon Four Loko with 2 shots of Watermelon Smirnoff....Finished the entire cup of the mixture I had....took a smoke break..came bac in nd BLACKED OUT till Friday morning...3 AM or so....MEANEST HANGOVER EVER | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1160 [Nickname] johny outlaw [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i remember my first 4 loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1159 [Nickname] uh oh too loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | My first time ever having a four loko i decided to use it as my chaser for my vodka shots during a pregame. we left the pre-game at 830pm around 1030pm my roommate's and some mutual friend came to our apartment and one of our friends decided to just go use my bathroom. They found me completely naked from the bottom down passed out on my face. I had passed out while using the bathroom and just fell to the ground...when they tried to wake me i just had said i wanted to stay on the ground so they left me there. however i woke up the morning fully dressed in my pjs and in my bed..never ever will i chase vodka with a loko again | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1158 [Nickname] 21 bday [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | On my 21st birthday this past july me and my 3 friends were planning on going to a bar. we went to a gas station and each got a loko(or 2) to pregame before we went out. When we got to the first bar they wouldnt let us in cuz we were 'too drunk'...the second bar we got in and had a greatttt time but after a few drinks on top of the whole loko and a half I had already had...upon leaving the bar my friend swung at a cop who was yelling at us and we got arrested. got bailed out and everything ended up fine...for me at least. all in all...a greart 21st bday thanks to 4lokos :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1157 [Nickname] yo [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | limit the length | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1156 [Nickname] yum [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i need four loko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1155 [Nickname] LokoGotMeFeelinLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Me and Loko have a love/hate relationship. I love it because it is so insanely cheap and it gets you hammered drunk. I hate it because more than half of the time I drink Loko I black out HARD. One time there was this huge party in which a well-known DJ was on the turn tables. I started off my night with 6 shots and then had a Loko after that. Irresponsibly, I consumed that in about 45 minutes. After that the next thing I remember is being picked up in a bowling alley parking lot with no shirt on. From various sources what had happened was, I left the party after it got rolled by police with a group of girls and guys. Then I continued to pound shots there and got myself into a bed with a girl I don't remember and have never met before. Then when everyone left the house, they left me behind 7 miles away from my house. I wandered under the freeway to a bowling alley parking lot and called my friend to pick me up. I had refractured my wrist, lost my shirt and had multiple cuts on my stomach and sides. All in all, Loko fucked me up. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1154 [Nickname] out4thecount [Loko] 64 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | Drank about 3 lokos and killed a keg with some friends. We all woke up wearing eyepatches, on top of each other, inside of a boat we made out of cardboard keystone packaging. Pirate bitch wasted. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1153 [Nickname] First Timer [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I snagged two Fruit Punch Lokos and rode the lightning for about two hours after consumption. It wasn't until a half hour later that I found myself giving an impromptu lecture on the gender and social ramifications of the "Sex and the City 2" movie. I think I also died twice. But I'm not exactly sure. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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