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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1052 [Nickname] CincyLoko [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I had 1 loko, followed by 3 liters of beer (not light beer) at a German restaurant, as well as a couple of unknown shots. Continued to drink all night, but minus the loko, nothing out of the ordinary, and I never really get out of control. This night was different. I woke up in my recliner, no recollection of how i got home, and a half drank bottle of Pedialyte in my lap, opened. My roommate told me the next day he could not get me to move. I was later told by a friend, who heard from someone who had been with me, "Heard you were drinkin beer out of fat girls boobs at the bar." I played it off saying that I was drunk but not that drunk. Come to find out, it was extremely true, confirmed by 3 people. I drink quite a bit and never get like this so it had to have been the LOKO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1051 [Nickname] CAC [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | decided it was a good idea to funnel a four loko after already drinkin 1 before. awful idea. ended up hyper and clumsy as fuck runnin up and down new brunswick streets at rutgers screamin R-U-RAH-RAH! over and over. ran into a few cars and was chased by a group of crackheads that live in a halfway house next to my friends house. threw up all over my friends backyard and had the worst stomach pain ive ever experienced. idk wat childbirth feels like, but this had to be close. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1050 [Nickname] Ayo4Loko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | One night I had a house party, and I drank two 4 Loko's (watermelon and blue: worst flavors!!). I don't remember the party, I just remember the end. I had two hours of fierce, hot sex with my new boyfriend, and ended up cleaning the house till 11 AM before I passed out. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1049 [Nickname] locofordemlokos [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U&feature=player_embedded#! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1048 [Nickname] Steal My Idea [Loko] 71 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | yo mister site master, program it so we can add comments and rip on the ones that really suck. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1047 [Nickname] l0k0 [Loko] 14 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I had about 2 lokos and just a bottle of smirnoff and im a small girl, about 5 feet. It was the night before halloween and there were mad parties happening. SO, after drinks and some smoking im completely obliterated. I hooked up with my best girlfriend atleast 5 times, then we both made out with the same pole. I sat and a cannon and was yelling to everyone to blow my cannon. I caught a taxi with my friend in which i spilled all my secrets to about cheating on my boyfriend. I get in front of a hookah bar and theres a guy wearing a nun costume. I tell him i spit in gods face and asked him to fuck me, in which he gladly accepted thankfully i didnt. then took the train home and i kept telling a man he was dropping candy on the floor... gottaa stock up before its all gone :( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1046 [Nickname] Loko in the Ville [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | So me and a couple bro's slay down a dozen of four lokos. next thing I know we want some fucking waffle house so we call up a taxi because were way too shitty to drive. were causing a ruckus at 3am in the middle of the ghetto with all these crack dealers. Finally we get our waffles and it comes time to pay and the waiter refuses to take our money. Instead she waits till no ones looking and slips us out the back door not letting us pay. we get another taxi back to the nieghborhood and general drunkness continues. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1045 [Nickname] lightweight [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I had a half a four loko and proceeded to call every single person in my phone book. Actually talked to some guy in my math class last year for over an hour at 1 in the morning. We haven't talked since. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1044 [Nickname] Andy [Loko] 29 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a six pack and two 4 Loko's and sent my friend who drove me home the following text message: "The walls are moving. The ponies dance real good and the hills have eyes breh. Seacrest out." | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1043 [Nickname] jack_chop [Loko] 25 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 lokos and 4 irish car bombs. Woke up covered in gold glitter and blood. Apparently I got in a fight with a tranny at an after hours party. Gooooooo team!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1042 [Nickname] amazing [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I was so excited to see Vampire Weekend. Paid for expensive tickets,drove into NYC brought a couple of four lokos....woke up for the last song :( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1041 [Nickname] LakeHouse [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | A Southern Frat star transplanted in the north for the summer, decided to drink 5 four loko's in a single night. During the night he ate shit on a dock carrying a chair to the end to sit where there were already chairs. He broke into his own car only to lie down face first in the back seat with his head out of a door, lights on, and alarm going off. Ohh yeah and Cops were sitting in their cars at the end of the driveway, waiting for people to drive away. He also passed out on the dock, in a chair, and in my dog's bed. Throughout the night he quoted Cool Runnings, Step Brothers, and Ricky Bobby. Next morning he had to go to work at 9 am, he made he made it on time, showered and dressed. After witnessing this I am willing to admit frat stars have superpowers. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1040 [Nickname] Chim Richalds [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Step 1. Drink Four Loko. Step 2. RAGE!!!!!!!!!!! Step 3. Regret nothing. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1039 [Nickname] LG [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | The first time I had Four Loko was at 9 am right before Lollapalooza. If Lolla was the shit before Loko....now it's the most glorious shit of all time. Lokopalooza more like it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1038 [Nickname] Thunderwood [Loko] 103 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 Loko's and half a handle of SoCo a couple saturdays ago and went to this frat house. Woke up with a black eye and no memory. As it turned out, i thought it would be a good idea to ask everybody at the party to hit me in the face. At least 50 people did, including a 6'3" 270 defensive linemen. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1037 [Nickname] locomotivesss [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | ohhh the motives of a four loko, i drank a four loko and a half, i'm kind of small but have a good tolerance like 12 beers im good, but four lokos just shake me up haha. i freaking was out with some friends and this guy i was interested in i guess, i go and throw up, he then proceeds to try to kiss me, when i tell him to wait cause i was texting and it was "really important" [he told me the next day i said this] apparently we did make out, and i checked my messages the next morning to see, i texted this other guy to come pick me up to fuck. i'm a virgin haah. freaking four lokos! :P | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1036 [Nickname] LokoPoko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | This summer my friend and I had a competition of who could drink the most lokos in an hour. Take it we are both capable of drinking more than you. On our fourth we are neck and neck and both shaking uncontrollably. His grandma comes down stairs and sees us drinking "the devil". We end up cutting our competition short, running out of his house and the night begins. We both manage to streak a mile on the freeway, not get caught, and then try to hitchhike naked while projectile peeing on cars passing by. After what seemed like forever we walked off the freeway and called a friend to pick us up. I woke up the next afternoon in my friend's grandmother's bed and my friend awoke with a naked fat chick in her apartment. I have no recollection of what happened between the freeway and the bed but in my jeans pocked I found a random fake ID from Wyoming, a receipt from the 24 hour pizza delivery, and a business card of a girl named "Veronica Slumbumkin". | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1035 [Nickname] Aladdin [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | I fucking killed a guy. I'm wanted in Massachusetts for murder. Four Loko is bad | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1034 [Nickname] kentstateloko [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 1 and a half fruit punch four lokos to pregame. Blacked out before I left for the bars. Apparently I decided to "whip my hair" to Willow Smith's song in front of everyone. Later I text my ex boyfriend a misspelled text about the guys I've had sex with and by the end of the night I was sobbing for no reason and smoking away my problems with joints. When I woke up my neck was so sore I could barely turn my head, I had 5 long hate texts from my ex boyfriend and had been de friended on facebook. No regrets, I still drink them. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1033 [Nickname] mesoloko [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | drank half of a four loko and ended up suckin a dick | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1032 [Nickname] LokoLegend [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | My first time trying loko I decided to buy 3 lokos. I remember chugging one loko before the bus to jr. dinner and I continued to chug the other 2 on the way to the club in the city. 5 minutes after getting into the club I was kicked out because I was to drunk and then I asked to go back into the club 5 minutes later to throw up and they decided to call the police on me. After I finished vomiting I got out of the club and laid on the curb completely wasted. Soon enough the cops came and my entire grade had been kicked out of the club because of me and I threw up the entire bus ride home ending our jr. dinner fun hours before it should have. I get made fun of all the time for this and I later found out I tore open my trecea. fuck loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1031 [Nickname] NOTloko4loko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | purple 4loko made me shit green. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1030 [Nickname] KConn [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | After listening to blame it and reading these stories I now know that Jamie Foxx knew about the power of four loko and tried to warn us. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1029 [Nickname] LokoKitty [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Well, my best friend and i kicked off our saturday night by making a quick run to a drive thru convenience store to pick up our lokos, which is what we do every weekend. We repeatedly get completely hammered by four Loko, and yet still buy them every weekend. We end up bringing them with us for a night in the city. We go to a japanese restaurant and bring our lokos because my friend and i were feeling cheap, and did not want to spend money on actual drinks, while our other friend got some sake and beer. The waitress came up to me and asked "What is that?" and i told her it was ice tea that i had and i poured it in my glass. She knew i was lying, but turned and left us alone. Since we are underage, and didnt want to get kicked out, i decided to drink my loko as quickly as possible. Finally i finish and i am feeling pretty tipsy, but i wasnt quite done. I decided to drink about half a personal of sake... lets just say, DONT EVER FUCKING DO IT. We then walked outside, saw some guidos (which i hate) and within 10 seconds i was making out with one. They then turned around and left. we got a cab, went to union square, sat in the middle of the sidewalk and then went back to Penn Station to go home. In penn station we got mcdonalds, where managed to spill iced tea everywhere and all over my food. Then my friend and i went up to one of the little vendors that sell beer. I stood there for a moment, looked at the guy and stole a beer right in front of him and hid it in my jacket. Somehow he didnt notice, and neither did anyone else (need i remind you i DO NOT steal). We then got back to my friends house where i took a million pictures of myself half naked and posted them on facebook (a common affect of loko). Finally after my friend and i decided to order porn so we could get my other friend mad while she tried sleeping, we passed the fuck out. I WILL FOREVER MISS FOUR LOKO. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1028 [Nickname] lokosforlife [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | one day i decided to drink four lokos..so my friend told me i could drink 2 with no problem..keep in mind im only 110 pounds..i woke up on my bed the next morning with my friend sleeping on the floor, burn holes in my mattress, scribbles in chalk all over my walls, and my car parked down the street..but i still drink them anyway :) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1027 [Nickname] fourlokoblackout [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Well I drank one in 15 minutes and proceeded to drink 15 beers in about 2 and a half hours...and then proceeded (no memory of this at all) to fall down 2 flights of stairs in a stadium and completely missed the concert i was going in for because i was put in protective custody by the police. come out of black out in a cage and spent the night in a jail cell and then had to take a $100 cab ride to get my car which was 25 miles away as no one was coming to get me since it was 7AM. Blew a .208 at 3 in the morning and got put in protective custody at 7pm so i probably would have blown at least a .30 at that time. and this was all courtesy of FOUR LOKOOOOOO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1026 [Nickname] Atlantic Shitty [Loko] 117 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | Decided to try Four Loko for a night in AC. Split half on the drive there with my buddy, drank another whole one before going out, tasted the other 4 that we got several times....went to see Daniel Tosh and drank two giant fosters...asked everyone in both casinos I deemed shady enough if they had coke (which i have never tried before and wasnt even going to do)...was waitin for the jitney but decided to ditch my friends and the girls we met and ran from the borgata to harrahs to ask more people for coke...bllaaannkknesss...no more friends at this point...yelled at the security guard at The Pool that I am not too drunk to be let in and for some reason he let me in...blaaannkk...on stage dancin....best friend has apparently been with me the whole time and givin me drinks....bllaannkkk...jump in pool....blaannkk...wet and in some kitchen with a bunch of guys laughin at whatever i am babling about...bllaannkkk....no friends for real this time...end up in a elevator, think i pissed in it, see two of my friends who have no idea what i am sayin...wake up in the morning face down on the floor, heart racing, no shirt or shoes, soaking wet jeans, cell phone next to my head with a note that says room 5016 (or 5061) and wallet is missing...ends up i told the dancers at the pool i was a photographer, gave away all my business cards that are not for photography, back flipped into the pool, got yelled at for bein on stage wet, and lost $300 (got my wallet form security tho).......totally looking forward to drinkin four loko again and goin to ac, just gonna leave my money far away | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1025 [Nickname] looookkkoo [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | My first experience with four loko: I went to visit some lax bro friends of mine at another college and we all bought a few four lokos. I was double fisting an orange one and a blue one and TOTALLY tripped the fuck out. I was wandering around talking to randoms. I told one guy to feel my calf muscle. I started an argument between two guys and danced with my Ex. Oh but to top it off I left the sketch house we were partying in to go pee in the woods (?). What I thought was ground was actually a lake which I fell into and lost one of my rainbows in. Thanks four loko you owe me $$$ for a new pair of shoes. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1024 [Nickname] Never Again [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I go to school in Massachusetts and me and my teammates wanted to give four loko a shot. 3 of us each pounded 2 by playing edward loko hands, and then played beer pong with loko. Like I said I go to school in Mass and was brought back to campus by city police as they found on the highway walking, and according to the report when asked where i was walking to, my reply "back to chicago". I live in chicago when not at school. Thank you four loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1023 [Nickname] d [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 4 lokos.....I dont remember the rest | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1022 [Nickname] asdfghjklmer [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I had a party and I had a loko and a half that night and was feeling really good. I went to bed around 5ish a.m. to wake up to my friends mom calling my phone to see if she was really sleeping at my house, and then i went back to sleep to wake up at around 11a.m to run to the bathroom and while running, proceed to step on my dog. I called my boyfriend into the bathroom with me and i got so hot I started to sweat and so I tried to turn on a cold shower. I failed and fell into the shower hitting my head, was pulled out and fell once again and hit my head. I sat on the floor and my eyes were open but my pupils completely black. I couldn't see anything. Was hungover the whole day. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1021 [Nickname] bob [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 4 4 lokos and woke up with to find the the dead bodies of my entire family along with a dead cow jammed in my closet completely covered in cool aid powder | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1020 [Nickname] 4lokoisgay [Loko] 22 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 5 four lokos and got herpes... end of story | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1019 [Nickname] tommy g [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | last night i drank well over 2 four lokos, and needless to say, things got weird fast. one of the few things i actually remember is sneaking into my grandpa's bedroom while he was sleeping. i just stood over his bed and watched him sleep. i was obviously pleasuring myself, so when he awoke he was pretty startled. since i didnt want to scare him i quickly pretended to be my grandma. it was dark in the room so he totally couldnt tell it was me. so i climbed into bed with him and since i didnt have a wig handy i immediately went down on him(to make sure he didnt get suspicious). now keep in mind my grandpa is pretty hung so it was quite enjoyable for both of us. now again i was so drunk i could barely remember some of the details, but based on how much semen had hardened and crusted over my eyes i think its safe to say he hadnt released in a while. anyway, besides having 12 stitches in my anus and a splitting headache, i had a blast. ps- im trying to upload the video my dad recorded but im having trouble getting it to work on this site. any suggestions? its a .avi file | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1018 [Nickname] Nice [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | So i went to a metal festival and decided to drink two of these bad boys within 20-30 minutes in the parking lot at 3 pm. Next thing i know its 4 and we are at the entrance where a buddy is puking from attempting to drink 3. I chugged the rest of his and went inside. Next thing i know, its 8 pm and my sunglasses are broken, my camera is broken, and i have scars on my face, and dead leg, and my buddy is puking again. Tried to enjoy the rest of the concert but was too shit faced to enjoy it. Drove home at midnight and went to bad at 2 am. Felt like I was sleeping sideways but was actually on my back. Got woken up at 4 am, then the room started spinning. Next day, had the runs. Roofie in a can baby | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1017 [Nickname] lolololol;) [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | first time i drank four lokos i blacked out and looked super trashy infront of some wicked hot boyzz.. i then proceeded to pass out on the floor of mcdonalds and then puke all over my friends bed. never again. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1016 [Nickname] TooMuchFourLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 8....threw up on 12 people....woke up in a hospital bed...then a holding cell at the local juvenile halll (juvie)...i have too pay a fine for 800 dollars...for underage drinking...and the cleaning fees for the ambulance...great | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1015 [Nickname] Jack McDaniels [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | i had a couple four loko's, and then had a nice night. this is because im not a jackass who makes believe theyre drunk to do stupid shit, and im not a 16 year old girl who cant hold their alcohol. way to go, four loko. you fucking suck | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1014 [Nickname] baayter [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 4 4loko in about 72 hours. did i mention i did not sleep once in that time. i do not know how it is possible. Now i am considered a statutory rapist. thanks 4loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1013 [Nickname] vote4donnely [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank three locals while staying at my brother house. At five am I was woken up by his wife, who caught me draining the tank in their kitten's litter box, What a bad cat! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1012 [Nickname] Vlizzy [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | The first time i had 2 lokos bf the Flyers game with my friend, i remember leAving to go pee and then taking a shit in the portapotty and got some on my pants and i could get bak in bc i lost my ticket, wen i got home i found my ticket in my pocket... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1011 [Nickname] Sean [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank three Four Lokos and then proceeded to kill between four to five zombies and one Cylon. You're welcome, humanity. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1010 [Nickname] WVU [Loko] 32 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | I remember drinking 3 four loko and a shitload of shots. What I woke up to was a video of me shitting in an apartment complex's parking lot. Which all my friends decided to watch over and over again the next morning. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1009 [Nickname] Loco4Loko [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | The first time I had a 4Loko, my friend brought me the lemonade flavor. I decided to wear a skirt as a dress, went to a crowded frat party, went home with a black guy. From Africa. Who told me about his homelife in a village in Nigera. Then was stranded with him because of Snowpocalpyse until 2 pm the next day. B4L (blame4Loko) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1008 [Nickname] John [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | First time i had floko... i shit my pants. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1007 [Nickname] loko lover [Loko] 33 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | me and my friends decided to invite a few people over. we bought about 15 lokos for 6 of us. i ended up drink 2 and a half lokos then blacked out. i woke up on a bench on top of my friend on a bench outside american apparel with the sales lady trying to get us off. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1006 [Nickname] Four Loko Failure [Loko] 107 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | The first time I drank Four Loko, I decided to drink two. I ended up getting naked at my friend's house in the pool while his dad was there. Then I proceeded to allow a boy to finger me while I had my period. When we rejoined the party, other people at the party kindly pointed out that his hand was bloody. Most mortifying moment ever, until I drank Four Lokos again. When I lost my virginity to a boy...up the ass. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1005 [Nickname] San Frandisco [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | My friends and I were drinking fourmosas (fourloko+champagne) all day. The next morning when I finally came back to reality I realized someone had torrented Reindeer Games on my computer...apparently fourloko makes you think Reindeer Games is an awesome movie. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1004 [Nickname] M@ZE [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | i blacked out | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1003 [Nickname] doceloko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I had 3 4lokos in 4 hours during JMU Springfest last year. Passed out in the Manor (where the riot was) for 6 hours. I woke up and didn't know a riot had even occurred and walked outside into the tear gas. I still drank 4loko the next night and continue to now. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1002 [Nickname] TextFromAFriend [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | "I just pulled a taco out of my purse... No more 4 Loko." | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1001 [Nickname] Four Fingers of Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a Loko knowing their rep- drank one over an hour and got a nice buzz. Didn't drink anymore because I am 30 and have been more drunk and partied harder than any pansy ass college kids and just like to enjoy a buzz rather than get stupid these days. Nice buzz, better than a steel reserve or camo silver ice xxxxx | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1000 [Nickname] estoy loco [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | first week back at collge i decided to try 4 lokos. picked up 2 4loko watermelons and continued to day drink with them. come nighttime i proceed to play random drinking games. i wake up from my blackout on the floor of my neighbors bathroom hugging the toliet. the kid that was sitting with me got up to talk to my friend outside. i started to hysterically cry and keep screaming "dont leave me". | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 999 [Nickname] Rocky [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | After 2 nights in Vegas and who knows how many Four Lokos, I woke up in my car in the Hooters parking lot. There were 2 vice cops tapping on my window. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 998 [Nickname] Ay_MeMe [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | I got so wasted just by opening a 4loks | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 997 [Nickname] TheLokoRock [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | So, where to start? 4Loko swept the suburb I live in Beverly Hills, CA. Now the 90210 has always been made out to be a classy place of partying, but ever since Loko arrived, it has turned into a shit-show. Anyways, my two friends and I decide to get 6 Loko's (2 each for all of you math geniuses) and hit up this girls party. This girl is pretty hot, and her daddy just so happens to own the local Mercedes Benz dealership in town, giving you an idea of the size of her house. Half the school is practically going, there are about 3 kegs, 12 bottles, and everyone has brought their loko. I drink one, feel alright nothing really and then my friends and I chug all of our seconds. Basically we start breaking bottles, expensive bottles too, fucking grey goose and that shit. The girl's boyfriend tells us to get the fuck out, but I mean come on it is three on one. So my friend Luke takes an Absolute Pear bottle and smashes it on this guys head. Meanwhile I start making my way towards my ex girlfriend who is flirting it up with some lacrosse prick. I walk up to her, and pour my cup of beer all over her head, and to make a long story short, literally the entire party is screaming at us and throwing shit at us. We of course challenge the entire mob, but end up making our way out to the street. Now what do three drunken idiots do after getting kicked out of a girl's party whose dad owns a car dealership? Thats right we go to the dealership and pelt baseballs at the windows and cars giving off a concert of car alarms and burglary sirens. I wake up in the cabana of my neighbor's pool, and my two friends are bare ass naked on the porch. That week in school we hear an announcement to go down the office, and when criticized for drinking under age by our principle (which can lead to a possible suspension) we simply say, it was the LOKO!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 996 [Nickname] shithappens [Loko] 83 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | So, I hear about this "Four Lokos" phenomenon on the news which makes me go buy one of each flavor. I managed to pound 2 1/2 cans in about 5 min...the 10 min long instant stomach ache turned into me being completely shit-housed. I threw my brand new android cell phone into the street for no apparent reason, pissed in my gf's cat's litter box, walked thru my neighborhood in only boxer briefs talking to myself.. then woke up a few hours later laying next to our community pool in vomit, with a broken pinky toe. Our neighbors now think I'm a total whack-job and hide their children when I'm outside - thanks Four Lokos! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 995 [Nickname] doobs [Loko] 18 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Started pregaming for an underwear highlighter party by cracking open 2 cranberry lemonade 4 lokos. My girlfriend tried it and was grossed out so I was obligated to finish hers as well. I took yet another 4 loko to the party where I was double fisting it with beer from the kegs. While the party was raging outside and in the garage, I apparently locked the homeowners out of their house and proceeded to moon them through the glass sliding door. Deep into my blacked out state, I began running through campus in my underwear making death threats to anyone around me. I alluded campo and returned to the dead party. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 994 [Nickname] worst loko night [Loko] 33 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | Never had a 4 loko before until one night when everyone wanted to, so i jumped on the band wagon, drank 2, went to the the bar and then another bar and then another bar, taking 3 shots in a row at the last bar was all i remember...the next morning i woke up with a missing front tooth my face scratched up and bruised and my car window was smashed in....wtf | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 993 [Nickname] Fatty Dingdongs [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | First time I had 4lokos I set my Chargers jersey on fire and subsequently burned my hand with the melting jersey. XD | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 992 [Nickname] KD [Loko] 36 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | I had a couple 4 lokos before heading out on a party trolley around Wrigleyville where I consumed a ton of beer and shots. According to multiple reports I ended up leading an entire bar line in singing Bed Intruder while struggling to stand up and proceeded to get kicked out of said bar a short time later. I awoke with my back against my bed, my left middle finger all bloodied, black and blue from apparently smashing it in a cab door and blood pooled all over the floor. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 991 [Nickname] choko loko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | decided it would be a good idea to have 4 loko as the primary drink at my friend's party, about 4 am, got up to get a drink and turned on the light in the living room on my sleeping friends, accidentally ended up having sex in front of all of them, which they informed me of the next day... now my friends have seen more of me than my mom has, thanks 4loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 990 [Nickname] Shw8sted [Loko] 29 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | Me and my boys got a backpack full of Four Locos, the number is still undetermined. I smashed two at a campfire in the woods, when the cops showed up. Everyone went in different directions, but I got the backpack. Ran into a barbed fence, jumped that shit, and tore my tshirt off on it. Bleeding and shirtless, smoked some herb with some girls in a hotel parking lot that were at a bible retreat. Had another Loko. Woke up naked in my dorm with bloody knuckles from trying to break into the building. Neon green spray paint on my hands and pants, then got a text from my lesbian girlfriend saying that I painted "I'm Sorry" on he bunk bed after I tried to seduce her. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 989 [Nickname] Boston LOKO [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a couple of Four Loko's...not sure how many. At 4am I get a call from this slut I've been poking on Facebook for a while. She is outside my apartment in her Halloween costume (total slut outfit) begging to blow me. I wake up with 62 missed calls from this girl and over 50 text messages from her saying I shot a load in her eye and she cant sleep or do anything because it hurts so much. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 988 [Nickname] primetime baby [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 4 4lokos, 8 shots, 8 beers. ended my night with my neighbor in her bed sucking my dick. I missed cumming in her mouth and shot wide right all over her brand new lacoste clothes. best part she was blacked out so she thought she came on her own clothes. I remember it all; went to class the next monday and got numerous high fives. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 987 [Nickname] Manuel [Loko] 70 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | So my friend Newington and I were staying at this dude Ivan's house in New York City. And we get bored so we go to Thompkins Square Park and start drinkin' Four Lokos in the park with these fuckin' hobos. We drink like 3 cans each of loko and split 3 slammers (four loko mixed with a 40 of malt liquor). Next thing I know I'm in this van that smells so much like gasoline you'd think it would blow up, with like 8 hobos, and they're all drinkin' the Loko. All of a sudden this giant hobo starts screamin "get me outta this car", and we're like "Wait dude!", and he slides open the door and tries jump out, turns out we're on the Williamsburg bridge, so like 5 people are holding this screaming 6'5 massive hobo in the van all accross the bridge while he's trying to escape. We eventually get him in, and he and his hobo girl friend start beating the shit out of each other for like 15 minutes till we reach Ivan's house where we're gonna party. We end up making it there have more four lokos, and Ivan is fuckin' pissed we brought these bums over. He says they gotta go because they all have dogs and he claimed they were pissing all over his house, which I don't doubt. So the big hobo gets up in Ivan's face sayin' he'll kill him, and this other hobo starts talking to the big dude in Polish and he calms down out of nowhere and starts hugging the girl he was fighting back in the van. Then we left. I don't remember what else happened, but me and Newington got banned from Ivan's house the next day for all the hobo trouble. Totally worth it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 986 [Nickname] Jude Got Too Loko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | It was just another Sunday night so a couple of friends came over with 10 Four Lokos. They were gone in an hour. We attempted to drive to McDonald's but instead drove straight into a parked car. I decide it would be a good idea for me to walk to campus and come back on my bicycle. Next thing I know, I'm in a hospital bed with a broken nose, stitches above my eye, a sprained ankle, 2 broken flip flops, and a McDonald's bag with half a Big Mac and what I'm only assuming is my vomit inside. Thanks Four Loko! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 985 [Nickname] Steven2480 [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Pregamed a heaven and hell themed sorority mixer with 2 Four loko. While dressed up as Satan, I went to the store bought two more, pounded one, and proceeded to run around kicking fat chicks out and poking their fupas with my plastic pitchfork. I was unaware I did that until 2 days later. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 984 [Nickname] j fresh [Loko] 32 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | had one 4 loko before a movie, snuck 3 beers in the movie, came back to my house had a couple more beers, then started another loko. blacked out in the middle of it. now most of my friends have a video on their phones of me blacked out drunk butt naked doing the stanky leg then busting my head on a table only to get up laughing. gotta love 4 lokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 983 [Nickname] joose is better [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | Last time I drank a four loko I mugged a bum and got raped by a crack whore, and I gave her AIDS. Now she's all like " damn white boy how'd you get them AIDS?" an I just be like "blame on the loko, yoko" (she was asian). | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 982 [Nickname] tooloko4loko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | it was my first weekend back in cali and i was goin to a rave wit some friends i wasnt old enough to drink inside yet so i decited to chug 2 4lokos before i went in...bad idea last thing i remember is standing in line watchin my friend who is a girl pee in a cup(she was pretty drunk herself)next thing i know its like 1 in the morning and my chin is burised black my foot and hand are swollen and i have no idea what had happened haha i guess i was to drunk the security wouldnt let me in so i was jumping over the rails to cut in line n one of the times i ate shit n hit my chin on the rail....good thing i was fukd up or that would of really hurt | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 981 [Nickname] DJ [Loko] 122 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 1/2 four lokos on July 4th. Apparently 2 1/2 because I poured half of my third on my ex girlfriend but that ain't the funny bit. Shot a Roman Candle at a cop car and he tazed me | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 980 [Nickname] Amor [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Haha, oh.. The wonderful 4 Loko. So I had seen some friends drink it before and say it was really fun so I thought to myself, "Hey, you're young. Have fun! Why not?" So I did it. I drank some.. Thinking this tastes like liquid candy, it's lovely. I finished my loko and next thing I know I'm onto another. Now, I'm a rather small girl. 2 4 Lokos within an hour or so time frame, good idea? Not. I'm like half way through my second one and I find myself wanting to play flip cup. No beer? That's ok, we have a bottle of Jose Cuervo! My friend and I (drunk off our asses) fill half a red party cup with tequila and chug! Then we decide to mix vodka with wine and drink that. Next thing I know, I made my own dancing circle. Then I find myself on the floor of someone's bathroom and trying to break the sink off. The next morning I wake up and telling my friend, "I think I threw up on your floor". We look over and yup, I was right ahaha we move a little to discover she had peed on herself. Hahaha the following days I found the most random bruises and scratches. Moral of the story is: who's ready for round 2? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 979 [Nickname] @MarinaBoyProblm [Loko] 70 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | Started off a night in Austin with what I like to call Livin' La Vida Loko shots (jager bomb into Loko). Three hours later my buddy got his tooth knocked out by a bouncer and broke his iphone. I wound up in the attic of a Super 8 covered in glowsticks. #supportloko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 978 [Nickname] 2loko4u [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 four loko's and 3 shots of who knows what. Woke up at 5 am in the front yard of a sorority house, and then proceeded to walk 7 miles back home. I can only assume I got laid | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 977 [Nickname] imadumbass [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I decided to shotgun 2 loko's in 5 minutes. fast forward to next morning: I wake up with a sprained ankle and blood all over my bed, had to call 6 people to find out what happened: threw up in a bar, fell into a bag of trash on the streets of philadelphia, and was kindly assisted up by a homeless lady, who then proceeded to ask my friends for money for helping me up. You guessed it, I'm loco for them loko's. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 976 [Nickname] 4x4x4 Loko [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I was at my buddy's cabin for a weekend this summer. I'd had experimented a few times with Four Loko. Usually 2, sometimes 3. Always blacking out to the extreme. This was the day I drank 4 Four Lokos! Full black out. I woke up in the corner of a woodshed with scratch marks all over my body (apparently I'd stolen this bed from a raccoon). Then my buddy's girlfriend told me that when I was blacked out, I caught a decent sized salmon and did a bear impression trying to put it in my mouth while it was still alive, and took several bites out of it and then washed down the scales with Four Loko. Things went downhill from here. I lit off a mortar that started a small brush fire that my friends had to contain in a panic. Then I crashed my buddy's 4x4 off his neighbor's dock. Oh, and apparently before that, when we went on a snack run, an old lady smiled at me when she saw my penis while I was taking a piss in the parking lot but I scared her off by screaming obscenities. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 975 [Nickname] tastefully ashamed [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | me and my buddies were dropping flaming shots of disaronno and 151 into beer one night (it tastes really good). well i soon ran out of beer..and disaronno so i started just dropping strait 151 shots into glasses of 4 loko. had about 4 of those and woke up in the morning with puke all over my bed and bedroom window and hand lotion everywhere. i still dont know what happened | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 974 [Nickname] Fashoko [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Picked up 4 four lokos for me and my friend to go drink at the USC tailgate party. Got there and it was a drunk parade of USC fans. Drank the four lokos and: Stole pumpkins then threw them down a flight of stairs. Found the campus bar and proceeded to make up fake names and majors then had a bunch of sorority girls buy us more shots. This eventually caused us to forget our disguises and we get caught by one of them so we bolt. Snuck into a dorm building to crash a party and literally no one was home. Field and cart wheels. Then somehow ended up on a parking lot roof where we saw abandoned cooked sausages and tons of beer. Steal handfuls of both. Climb a tree and drink some more. Head back to my car but not before running across a house with a porch full of pinatas. We steal one and run (smashing all the beers). Eventually find ourselves at another party and forget the rest. The pinata is still in the back of my car. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 973 [Nickname] eskimo [Loko] 31 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | first time drinking 4 loko i decided to get 2 of them... one to pregame with and one to take out... definitely got drunk off the first one and started on my 2nd before leaving my apartment. my roommate told me that i was walking in the middle of an empty parking lot yelling that i was an eskimo and that i make igloo's, then telling some strangers that my ass hole was the holy land... thanks four loko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 972 [Nickname] KeepinTheBaby [Loko] 22 [Not Loko] 9 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 2 and a half that night. Got knocked up. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 971 [Nickname] Hank [Loko] 15 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I had 2 four lokos and a shit load of beer. I was talking to a girl in person, and she gave me her number. Instead of putting it in my phonebook on my phone I posted her number and name as my facebook status. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 970 [Nickname] lovelyy [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | First time I drank Loko...I have no story, because I don't remember. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 969 [Nickname] Monkey Sno Sno [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | I kept hearing all of these stories about people dying and going nuts on 4 loko, so I had to try them. Personally, I am more of a beer/weed man myself. But I figured fuck, lets try these things out. I decide to go 8loko (2 four Loko's). After my second one I was on a rampage. Now I live in downtown chicago so going on rampages down the street, people are out, and people will see. It's 23am and I find myself stomping the hood of parked cars, I punched a moving el train full force and busted my knuckle, I flipped over flower baskets outside of an upscale bar. I was laughing the entire time. I went 8loko and that was too much for me. Back to beer, weed and shots. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 968 [Nickname] oh crap [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I tried to light a cigarette on a gas stove...instead a I lit my hair on fire... I then cried and tried to walk home because I thought everyone was making fun of me | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 967 [Nickname] JPF [Loko] 12 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | My day started off waking up to my room mate yelling at me to wake up and tossing me a Four Loko. It was July and the day of the Mad Decent block party in Philly. We pre-gamed at my apartment then rode our bikes to the block party. I drank two Four Loko's at the block party making my Loko consumption for the day at 3. We then went to a bar to see Ninjasonik preform live and continued to drink. I was pretty browned out by 1AM and we decided to ride our bikes to a local corner store to get more alcohol for the after party. On our way to the after party I crashed my bike. I woke up in the hospital with no recollection of what happened. I was getting stitches in my lip. I looked in the mirror and my eye was swollen shut with cuts all over my face. My friend explained as we were riding I disappeared and when she came back and found me I was out cold on the pavement blood pouring from my head. They called an ambulance and that is how I arrived at the hospital. I apparently woke up and freaked out when the ambulance was on its way, thinking it was the cops and screaming that I didn't want to get a DUI. I also fought with the medics refusing to get on the stretcher or go to the hospital and telling them I was fine. Once at the hospital I was cracking jokes and goofing off with the staff while my friends poured into the ER to make sure I was okay. I spent the night in the hospital with a concussion, 7 stitches in my lip and one hell of a headache. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 966 [Nickname] space ghost [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | one night i was hanging out with friends and we decided to play circle of death with four lokos with a loko in the middle. so long story short i drank two whole four lokos in all. the next thing i know i'm in an ally way swaying from side to side hollering i'm drrrrruuuuuuuuunkkkk. played hide and seek with my friends. peed on my friends car on accident. and then i ended up in a car. then my bed. woke up a hot mess yeaaa you can say the four loko got me. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 965 [Nickname] Chippy [Loko] 16 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | After a loko night, I decided to jump on my friends back for a ride back to the dorms. It didn't last long before we were both face on the cement. I picked up a white chunk from the ground and became mute for the remainder of the night. After finally making it back to my friend's dorm room I immediately asked from some calcium enriched milk to save my FRONT TOOTH that i had just knocked out. I was pissed once I realized I couldn't save it and chucked it into a bush before irrationally bawling my eyes out. This is less than a month after breaking my elbow from a similar drunken episode. Washington will miss you four loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 964 [Nickname] Nerdy Hillbilly [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Drank 3 Four Lokos with my friends last night. Woke up in a trashed hotel room missing a tooth with a tiger in the bathroom and a baby in my closet. WTF IS GOING ON??? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 963 [Nickname] Ell Pollo Loko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a fourloko before hittin up free drinks at the bar. I evidentally decided to leave my ride home and Ussain Bolted home. By 5 A.M. I was banging my face against my friends house all loko n *hit in extreme pain. Next morning i woke up covered in mud with a fractured ankle, and not much of a story to tell the doctor. Thank your sir may I have another!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 962 [Nickname] Nonya [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | So I'm hanging with this new guy. He picks me up with a friend and we go to her aunt's house. We get there he give me my 4 loko and I sip on it and was like 'Oh. This ain't shit' WRONG!? The room started spinning after I drank half then a shot of vodka appeared in front of my face. I toss it back. Whoo damn. After a few tooks of some weed I was handed and the rest of the 4 loko I found myself in the basement, against a washing machine getting my brains fukked out by this linebacker built ass dude! I woke up the next day and my whole effing body was sure. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 961 [Nickname] dammnn [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | people who r hating on all these fnuny ass fiour loko stories needa get that shit out their ass quit trippin kidds! i drank a four loko one time chilln wit da homies and tha next time i was chilln with them i saw this girl and when i was bouncin out i was like yoo wadup ill catch you later ya? she proceeded to tell me that she met me the week before and i tried to hook up with her TWICE baaaahaaa four loko you crazy fk | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 960 [Nickname] Broseph [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | "its not just "sweeping" college campuses. im 15. and i fucking love four lokos. get ur facts straight cnn bros...Off my tits bros, 4loks arent entirely THAT bad. They're delicious. and i dont have to drink a bunch of weird little shots laying around so theres a much smaller chance that i will get drugged and raped. 4loko saved my life." | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 959 [Nickname] John Alveraz [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | It was my 21st birthday. well to be more accurate it was the day before but we were partying that night. I got a loki as we call it and continued off to the bars. I got to one bar before that loki hit me like a bullet through jello. The rest of the night I was dragged to and from bars, while continuing to take shots/drink beer. I woke up the next morning with very little time to get ready for a test, walked to class, failed the test. I mean lowest grade in the class failed. Damn you loki, the nectar of your juice has screwed me over hardcore | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 958 [Nickname] Nartek [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | My girl friend drank 1 can after some whiskey at a party. She seemed great and friendly. About an hour later she was laying in the grass with drunken strangers asking if she needed help. (She doesn't remember any of it) but she just laidd out in the grass for another hour telling people to 'leave her there to die'. I quickly told off the many dumb strangers who wanted to take advantage of her while she was like this and carried her to her car and drove her home to take care of her. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 957 [Nickname] DirtyDan [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | It was nearing 7 pm & was eating dinner with the family and I figured i would grab a four loko out of the fridge, & mix it with some jager... BAD IDEA... (it tasted pretty good with the grape though i must admit) Next thing I knew I had woken up in the morning in a fucking jail cell, apparently i had fucked my 8 year old daughter in the ass hole and slapped my dick against my 11 year old son's face... I apparently also broke the officer's nose when he tried to arrest me and had at some point had a wet dream and woke up in the cell with a terrible hang over, and jizz covering myself... fuck four lokos. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 956 [Nickname] JR5 [Loko] 242 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | Did a four loko power hour which amounted to about 3 in 50 mins went out to the back porch of my fraternity to smoke some hookah, the next thing I remember is waking up in my 9:30 am class with one shoe taking rather illegible notes. I hadn't been to this class in over 2 weeks my blackout self apparently is an academic. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 955 [Nickname] love my lokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I started the night with many shots of svedka, then proceeded to play around 4 games of pong with four loko. I was already fucked up by the end of that, then proceeded to chug bottles of champagne that all my friends had. I threw up before we left the pregame, then had some more champagne.... When we got the the party I think I was inside for around five minutes, and my friend helped me upstairs and tucked me into bed. I spent the whole night going back and fourth between the bed and the bathroom, threwup, called someone and dont remember the conversation, but dropped my phone in the toilet i was vomiting into in the process. Dont remember who I talked to, lost one of my heels, went to sleep with one person next to me and woke up with a completely different person, and woke up with my jeans un buttoned and almost no recollection of the entire night. love me some four lokooo | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 954 [Nickname] Rudester [Loko] 58 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | Drank four lokos, four of them, on the night of halloween. Last thing i remeber is yelling viciously at the whole party then i wake up 100 miles away in my work clothes the next afternoon. I went to sleep dressed as an alligator. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 953 [Nickname] LOKEY [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | STOP POSTING FAKE STORIES | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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