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39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1152 [Nickname] Ndebt4Loko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I'm an alcoholic, love vodka, jager, etc... Decided to try Four Loko... I drink A LOT. Well, not anymore. I had 7 Four Loko's in about 12 hours... A few hours after I passed out, I woke up and was immediately taken to the hospital. My blood pressure was 197 over 138, my pulse rate was 139, the only thoughts racing through my head was "I am going to die". I was in the hospital for 2 days. I now have random panic attacks and severe mood swings and I get to take depression and anxiety medicine on a daily basis. But the worst part is.... I can't drink ANY kind of alcohol anymore. Thanks Four Loko. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1151 [Nickname] The Squirrel [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 2 Four Lokos (Or Ocho Loko, as I like to call it) and after a few shots and beers I walked over to a lady friend of mine (creepily) who was talking with a friend of hers at the bar, and he was eating some sort of food. I punched his plate of food, licked my hand, and walked away. Apparently sometime later I told her to leave me at the bar, and a few minutes later I was wondering why I was at the bar alone. I woke up with a hole in the wall next to my bed. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1150 [Nickname] Guitar Penis [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I had 2 four lokos, watched the feature film, Black Dynamite. When I come to, I am in my friend's living room with only my underwear on, dancing to technomusic and playing guitar with my package. Everyone else was naked too, wtf. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1149 [Nickname] Justin [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | One night I went "Sixteen Loko", which means I drank four Four Lokos. Right after I finished my third, I realized I was out. There's a gas station less than four blocks from my house. So I walked there, barefoot, wearing only boxers at 1:30 AM. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1148 [Nickname] Pirate... [Loko] 11 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Had two Loko's, blacked out, and invented the "party knife." Which as I described it, is a kitchen knife that just wants to party. Drank three Loko's last weekend and blacked out. I found some "party scissors," and someone told me to put them away so I took off running, obviously. It turns out that as I was running around with party scissors I fell down a flight of stairs. Thankfully the "party scissors" were just there to party and didn't stab me. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1147 [Nickname] DP [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Me and the bros were heading to a birthday party so we made some 4loko punch. 13 cans of loko plus some Hawaiian Punch and fruit chunks. Night ended with one guy climbing on the roof to clean the gutters, another guy ripped his own shirt into a mask and wore it for the night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1146 [Nickname] Steve [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | My nextdoor neighbor was an alcoholic. He would buy 3 or 4 FOUR Lokos at a time along with 6 24 ounce cans of natural ice. Pour the Four Loko in a cup with some vodka and drink it and be fine. He is 54 years old. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1145 [Nickname] TooDrunkq [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | *Sigh* well One boring night I waited at home by myself on a friend to arrive I was determined to get (Pilt,Blitz,Stoopid)We were going to a bakyard party but before goin I grabbed a loko and a pint of Vodka loko was the chaser arrived to the party felt outta place so I smashed the loko and vodka and felt great me and a friend ran to the car to get more beer and it went downhill frm there dnt remember much after guzzling those beers my friend said I started jumping around pouring beer all over me and this is when the party was over I refused to leave the party my friend and I wrestled all the way to the car and I still refused to get in once I finally did get in we were travling on the interstate and he said tht I continued to grab and pull at the wheel trying to run us off the road arrived to my parents house thnk God friend helping me in and we stumbled kicking walls making extreme commotion at 5am in the morn I passed out for maybe 30 min got out the bed fell straight to my face while pissing my pants Dad said I was in the restroom flicking the light banging the wall yelling Code Blue idk why when he came to see wht was wrg I yelled and cursed him asking why the Fuck he wasnt helping me clean my room most of wht I was saying he cldnt even understand after tht went in room pissed more stripped and got in the bed wondering WTF went on lastnight in the morning...FuckFourLoko never again | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1144 [Nickname] Amber [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I've always been attracted to woman, but never thought that i would actually be with one. I've always dated men.....and i've been told that i'm very attractive. I've got long brown hair, hazel eyes, very sporty. It was during my summer vacation when i met *Kelly* . Me and my friends were out clubbing. I had a fourloko and was dancing on the dancefloor, when i saw this extremely hot girl on the dancefloor next to me. I couldn't take my eyes of her. She had long black hair, the most blue'est eyes and oh my word....the nicest soft pink lips ever. And not to speak about her stunning body. I went to the bar for a drink and when i returned to the dancefloor she was gone...when leaving the club I found her in the parking lot on the hood of her car drinking a fourloko, I walked over to introduce myself she gave me a swing and told me her name was kelly, she looked so hot I could not take my eyes off of hers. suddenly she put her hands on my waist and pull me lose to her and kissed me. the rest of the story is private | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1143 [Nickname] Slut [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | At my friend's party, chugged a blue raspberry loko & split one with my best friend. The last thing I remember was being in the girl's mom's car that was having the party because she tried to take me home for acting too beligerent. No recollection of apparently face planting out of the car, passing out with the chair I fell out of on top of me, throwing up, or hooking up with a black guy which I did not find out that I did until the next week. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1142 [Nickname] miszloko [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | mmmm where to start lol just sayin any and EVERY party that me and my friends go to i end up getting us kicked out when i drink 4lokos haha okay so i think i bought like 4 or 5 lemonade lokos went to this party i didnt really kno anyone but my friends, played beer pong got my buzz going, as soon as it hit me i was running around screaming at people calling this kid i know a grenade and telling his girlfriend she was too lol so the owner tells me to calm down ovb i dont calm down we get even more wild and get kicked out eventually and end up at another party in this ghetoo ass place, everything is going well until this dumb bitch starts callin my friend a cunt so i punch the bitch in the face and started a HUGE brawl everyone in the party was fightin my friends against theirs i was fighting dudes, girls anything that moved, got kicked in the face, the cops ended up coming and we locked the door and continued to fight we end up beatin the hell outta everyone cause we're all loko'ed out lol we leave and the cops are waiting outside of course i tell them you cant get me cuz im not driving mwahaha and laugh and giggle me and my friend jump in the car while we can and drive away went to a park near my house and had sex with a friend that i wouldnt have if i wasnt on loko overall it was a great night and wouldnt change a thing except for leaving a loko in their fridge :( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1141 [Nickname] Funtimes [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Had a four loko at the frat house, 2 beers, went to the bars, another beer, shot of jameson, a lemon drop, came back to the frat house, drank 2 more beers, 3 shots of vodka, rocked out to sum 41 went to the bathroom and threw up blood. good times. moral of the story i threw up blood. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1140 [Nickname] noloko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | Idk how stupid you can be to drink a highly caffeinated and sugar filled alcoholic drink. If you know how dangerous these are and continue to drink them, I show very little sympathy toward you because you are drinking something you KNOW is more life threatening than other alcoholic beverages. In my opinion, people who die from Four Lokos are all nominees for the Darwin Awards. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1139 [Nickname] Some dude [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I was hanging out with friends in the city one Friday night, I live three hours driving away from DC. After three lokos and a few beers, I blacked out. I woke up in my bed at home the next morning with 24 missed calls and texts trying to figure out where I went. Turns out I drove home and didn't get pulled over or hit anything. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1138 [Nickname] LOKO4EVA [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I was at a friends ranch, decided to have 3 4 loko's in under an hour. I thought it would be a good idea to pick a fight with his spitting Llama. Not a good idea. Woke up with the taste of iron(blood)in my mouth along with a future trip to the hospital....4 loko'ed. Also the Llama made the loudest noise I ever heard...... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1137 [Nickname] MEHH Bircks [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I was hanging out with my two best friends billy and brian. I then decided it would be a great idea to go downtown to "beyond" the best sushi place ever ever. Brian had two four lokos and i got mad at him because i wanted to drink my six pack and watch con air while eating chipotle. I was just so disappointed with my little's billys failed attempt to run for president. Then i had a beer, threw up and went to bed. I woke up next to billy naked with blood all over my sheets. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1136 [Nickname] Katie [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I've been a fan of the loko drinks for a while. I have no insane drunken tale to tell you, because I'm not an alcoholic idiot out trying to get as trashed as I possibly can. It's pretty sorry that this beverage & its manufacturers are paying for the general publics inability to not only control themselves, but also their inability to take responsibility for their own lack of self control, and the consequences that follow. But that's what people are best at, blaming someone or something else for their problems and mistakes. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1135 [Nickname] JuSaNuThAtOoL [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I saw someone drink 4...and almost die. Stop glorifying something so full of darkness... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1134 [Nickname] Habel [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | i was drinking for loco, n so was some friends, one of them had alot! i mean ALOT just yacking n then they just fell to the floor and before u know it....DEAD in front of all of us | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1133 [Nickname] Drrrrrrrrunk [Loko] 10 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I was supposed to go clubbing with a couple of friends and we decided to pre-game at one of their apartments. Took several shots and chugged at least half a four loko. On the way to the club everything was blurry, and once in the club, we were kicked out within four minutes. All five of us. Woke up the next morning with bruises, hickeys, scratches, and bite marks. WTF? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1132 [Nickname] lokolicious [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Halloween night i decided to drink a few four lokos and hit up some frat parties in boston. i dressed up as a homeless man and was sitting on the side of the street begging for change. a very territorial homeless man approached me... needless to say i got my ass beat. i ran from the man, got to a party, fucked shit up and blacked out. a few days later i found out i had acquired ringworm from some drunk slut.. fml | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1131 [Nickname] Pullmyfinger [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | We lost doug, thanks fourloko | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1130 [Nickname] Never again [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I tried four loko 2 weeks ago. The watermelon one is so good. I downed one in an hour than a second one about 30 min later. Me and some friends were at my house partying. I blacked out sometime after 2am. I woke up 11am the next morning with a snickers bar all melted in my hand, and a horrible taste in my mouth. Turns out I was munching in my dogs poop. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1129 [Nickname] Tory Saboton [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I was going to the opening night of the San Francisco Opera so prior to the reception I had my butler bring me a can of 4 Loco which I enjoyed with some truffle oil peanut butter. My driver picked me up and I felt a bit tipsy. Was a bit louder than normal so my driver put the divider up so he could focus on the road. The next day I realized I had been far more charming than normal. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1128 [Nickname] adventures [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank some four lokos. I got a little stupid but nothing like these exaggerated stories. don't be dumbasses and get this banned. oh yeah and you can't really feel the caffiene. it would be impossible for it to have the effect of cocaine. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1127 [Nickname] travis [Loko] 13 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | me and a couple bros bought 6 locos and a fifth of jager. we planned to go to sorority swap, so we mixed the locos with jager and added half a crushed viagra and X for the lulz. we ended up getting to fucked up to go out. i ended up blacking out, and apparently a brother got a video of mee and my two friends sucking each off. i woke up in my friends bed with nothing but a tshirt one and now my friend won't talk to me or look at me anymore. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1126 [Nickname] brownsugar7 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | 4 loko is the best thing that has ever happen to alcoholic beverages. I remember the first time I had 1. I only was able to drink half and my legs were numb but I felt great. It's a good feeling to be on another level without doing drugs. They should never ban the drink its fantastic. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1125 [Nickname] You STUPID People [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I've gotten drunk off of Tequilla, Vodka, and many other alcholic drinks. I've done ALOT of stupid shit. I dont blame the peopl who make the alchol, I blame my own retarded ass. I know where my limits are How about you Fucking idiots take responsibility (yes I know I cant spell) and quit blaming all the stupid shit you do on a drink, and admit once and for all to yourself and everone around you that you're a fucking idiot. It has little to do with what you're drinkning and more to do with the fact you're drinking. Know your limit people! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1124 [Nickname] use_ur_brain [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | you're all a bunch of idiots. four loko didn't "make" any of you do any of these things. if you don't know how to drink responsibly, do us all a favor and STAY AWAY FROM ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. i drank a four loko and guess what...... i didn't go out and do stupid shit and blame it on the drink. whoa whooda thunkit? it is not the drink that is the problem here. it is the ignorant fools that are drinking it. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1123 [Nickname] Chris V [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I had myself some Lokos, and ate a fistful of turkey, which ended up being my friend's house cat, it's name was Tim, we tried to save it but I was already deep into its organs | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1122 [Nickname] Will [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Read men drink redbull and Vodka. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1121 [Nickname] Henrique [Loko] 48 [Not Loko] 19 [6] Show [Story] | Was visiting a friend at UMass "The Zoo" Amherst one weekend and of course we were going to rage. He handed me this large purple can, and I read it "Four loko?!". He told me of its amazing powers... and I wish I had listened. Occurrences were told by multiple sources. I ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in 7 years, which I don't remember, neither being punched in the face by her friend. Hugging the female security guard, grabbing her stomach and calling her pudgy. Passed out in the hall way in front of a RA's meeting. Last but definitely not least, running away from a K-9 unit through the woods and falling into a small creek. I outran a K-9 unit. I got Four Loko'ed. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1120 [Nickname] 2k00l4l0k0 [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | One time I had 4 loko and almost killed myself, am I cool now???? | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1119 [Nickname] blow, not suck. [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Me and my roommate and a couple of friends were pregaming with a loco b4 goin to a party, and at the party i drank one more, which is a solid pregame for me. i've been drinkin for four years and put down 2 lokos almost weekly since i discovered em over a year ago. so i start drinking beer after my loko and by the second one i was blacked out. 2 lokos and 2 beers and i was gone. never before in my life. i was arrested tryin to walk home, after i was unable to do a breathalyzer because i sucked it like a bowl instead of blowing thru it. i woke up in jail, didnt know where i was or what i did. havent drank loko since. my birthday is comin up tho =) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1118 [Nickname] Pampers [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | my indian friend bongs 2 four lokos a night, then he does whatever we tell him to. MLIL | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1117 [Nickname] lokometal [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | four loko raped my cat. Not just raped, but raped raped. Butt raped even. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1116 [Nickname] Crack in a can [Loko] 27 [Not Loko] 14 [6] Show [Story] | I pounded two 4lokos, blacked out.. when i woke up 6 hours later I realized I had cleaned my kitchen, voted, and written a thesis on molecular biology.. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1115 [Nickname] LuckyLoko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | We bought a bunch right after the news hit they were contemplating banning it just to see what the buzz was about, threw a big bonfire party with a bunch of friends and started pounding them. First off it TASTES HORRIBLE, but who drinks for the taste? Some where around Midnight things get fuzzy after the third one I don't remember anything until the next morning. I woke up in bed with my friends wife, who now won't stop calling me. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1114 [Nickname] DAT NIGGA [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Alright, so me and my niggas was drinkin on a bridge, and my one manz said ayo,, lets jump the fuck off! So i said I'll go if you go first. So he jumped off and his ass was swimmin with the fishes | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1113 [Nickname] Loko kills [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | this girl txts me "i need to get laid". i respond " i hear ya" since the vibe as of late was that kinda thing wasn't really on the sched. then i txted " u suck" (having something to do with earlier int he day) " i will not but i will get laid. Come her5e" i shoot back " be there in a few". Standing in the liqour store bout to buy some beer for myself and decide to grab four of the LOKOs since the name suggests, and a six of bud. get to her house and we take a trip to grab condoms and lube. fuck right away. then start drinking. some sumo pillow fighting gay shit break out, followed by a raiding of stop and shop raid to grab 6 stouffer dinners. its time to leave as i have work in the AM but im tied to a chair in duck tape. some indian kid slides me some scissors but i dont make it far before im seduced in th bathroom for another sesh. this time its a bit better with more lube, mabye a litle too much, because the condom got stuck in her. so i i had to fish it out of vag for about a 1/2 hour while she flexed her vasheem. finally got it out and she cried ubntil i left. SUPPORTLOKO | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1112 [Nickname] Loko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Smoked weed, drank 1 and a half don't remember anything. Shit nonstop for a week straight | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1111 [Nickname] imgayimconlan] [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | klbbbb | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1110 [Nickname] shitfaced [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | the other night, for the first time i decided to drink four loco. I didn't really know i wasnt supposed to drink the whole thing, so i had 2. I don't remember anything after that except waking up smashing my head on my mail box. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1109 [Nickname] really [Loko] 19 [Not Loko] 8 [6] Show [Story] | I drank Four Loko and died. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1108 [Nickname] Kent State Slutface [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | One night i took eight shots and drank two four lokos went to the frat house two houses down from where i live, the whole night was a blur but i do know a few things happened. i danced and made out with four random guys(all of who i asked to text me their name and ethnic heriatage because "i'm not an equal opportunity employer i love black men". when i saw some guy pissing on the side of the house i told him to stop that i'm dtf and to come inside, i made out with him and gave him my number (he still texts me, guy number 5) Later i ran into a really hot guy who wanted to bang my best friend and i told him that she was gay and here with her girlfriend (true). fastfoward an hour of making out and blocking the doorway that people have to walk though to get in. we at my house i grabbed beer, contacts, plastic flowers, and hair brush that isn't mine on the way out we ran into my housemate (who i fuck on occasion) told him to text me tonight while i was making out with the hot man i stole. we walked back to his place with his third four loko in hand ran through leaves, meet someone from africa, lost his keys, kicked his locked bedroom door in and when i got back to his place he had a "birth mark" on his penis that looked weird. so we argued but i came back to bed got naked started another arguement but only to leave after he told me woman are dumb then i kicked the first hole through his door again and climbed though it for a quick and easy escape. i then walked home with HIS four loko in my hand and twenty dollars that i stole for my brief services. on my way minivans with no doors drove past me and i shouted i'm not a child get away you pedophile! while talking to my other bestfriend on the phone because i was scared of getting arrested or lost. when i got home i texted my housemate he came down stairs and then i vomited during sex which he didn't notice because he also had been drinking four loko all night and thought i was only dry heaving. neither of a came that night and we tried for a really long time. but we woke up to my best friend who is gay and a had a woman in her bed wearing a men's shirt none of us could idenitfy yelling at me WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! I CAN SEE PAUL'S PENIS! well isn't he just a little guy... two days later i found out it was just a birthmark because i had to go on a scavenger hunt with that guy to find his keys. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1107 [Nickname] T Nuts [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | The end of last year, on the last day of the year in Pullman, me and my current roommate decided to do something both epic and dumb. Drink 3 four lokos each and see where the night took us. It was the last night in pullman, why the fuck not. Worst case scenario we die or get arrested or both. But we are not pussies so that shit didnt concern us. Anyways, I cant really remember much of the night after the girls got there. But apparently it ended with the girls getting ready to leave, and i turned to one of them and said if you stay the night, Ill eat you out for two hours. (this of course never happened, but it sure as fuck made the girl stay) ended up with me banging that girl in some one elses bed. When the occupant of the room found out, he came to the door and started banging on the door (while I was banging in his bed) I came to the door cupping my downstairs, totally naked. He said get the fuck out. I said dont worry, were in your roommates bed, and shut the door. So he goes and gets his roommate. His roommate comes to the door and knocks. I once again pull out and come to the door totally naked and out of breath. He says stop banging in my bed. I say dont worry were in your roommates bed. And shut the door. At this point they figure out they have no idea where Im boning down and just want me out of the room. So they keep hitting the door till I come out again. But this time, Im not cupping my nuts, Im balls out naked. I also have a see through pink thong around my neck. I raise my fists up and say IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FACE! then me and the girl went to my room, which I dont know why we didnt just go there in the first place. On another funny side note, I had been hooking up with the above girl's friend earlier in the night and gave her a huge hickey. After I was done with girl #2, she had a necklace of hickeys from ear down to boobs up to ear. When I was walking girl number 2 outside the chapter house to the car, I realized the driver was girl number one, hickey totally visible. Instead of saying bye, I just burst out laughing and went back inside. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1106 [Nickname] BROSKISON [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | Yo I had this four loko and I fucked a cat dude it was awesome. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1105 [Nickname] Naut Drinker [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank one Four Loko and completely blanked out the rest of the night. Apparently I walked from one house to another, at the other I've been told I made out with my best friend, who is of the same gender as I am, started balling and telling everyone that I am in love with my best friend of the opposite gender, and got carried back to the original house. Someone has informed me that I walked back to the other house, continued to cry, and then walked to another house, one that I've never been to, and back to the original house. Other conversations I've had were that I'm depressed nobody will let me clean, as well as random talks about the future. When someone tells me they saw me that day, I ask them to fill me in. I learn something new each time. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1104 [Nickname] Valdi [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 3 Four Lokos before going out in B-More. 2 hours later, I come to and there is a Thai hooker Tasering my nipples. It was so crazy, I pooped my pants. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1103 [Nickname] stellap87 [Loko] 43 [Not Loko] 12 [6] Show [Story] | Decided to pregame my best friends 21st birthday that saturday. Me and a friend went out to the local Noodle and bought 8 lokos for me and our guests. During the course of the night I drank two and a half four lokos and had 3 shots. Apparently I made out with half of the party, yelled at my friend on the phone for not coming to the party, hooked up with another girl who was not one of my friends, cried in a room and madeout with another guy in that room, went in the student escort with my friend and ended up at larry's steaks. Cried again I wanted to go home, ran into friends, did a lap around the store. My friend stuck me in the escort who I somehow talked into taking me back to my car. drove back to my apartment. my friend rach pulled me out of my car at my place. my guy friends showed up. I then proceeded to run around more this time, but around my building while my friends tried to catch me. Offered to have a 4 some with my guy friends. Offered my girl a foursome with my guy friends. made my friend go outside and check on my car. ended up face in the toliet with two guy friends supporting me while i got sick. woke up with no hangover the next day. awesome. lol | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1102 [Nickname] Facebook [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Share your stories on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Four-Loko-Stories/173576796002843?ref=ts | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1101 [Nickname] FORTYGOON [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I DRANK THE CANADIAN VERSION OF A FOUR LOKO CALLED A ZOMBIE.. NEEDLESS TO SAY I SUCKED MY OWN DICK. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1100 [Nickname] NickG [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Ok, so a couple buddies and i were sitting i a car one night drinking some lokos and getting high. Well one of my friends had been talking about going to go see this girl later that night. We were all pretty messed up by about 1:30am or so when my friend turned on the car and started driving towards her house, about half way their he admits he is to drunk to drive and lets another friend of ours drive while hes riding shotgun. When we pulled up to her house he started saying something about he feels "sick" or "queezy"...the girl comes out side and opens his door and starts trying to talk to him....she gets no response for about 3 minutes. all of the sudden he said " could you move?" i geuss she didnt hear him because he puked all over his door, the sidewalk and her sandals. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1099 [Nickname] Exotic Dancer Barbie [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | After drinking gallons of alcohol my friend who just went to "pee" disapeared nd was nowhere to be found.. later we found out he was stumbling around a parking garage harrassing staff members nd eating chips. Meanwhile I was dancing around with random whores having men feed me drinks nd posing in inappropriate pics. We later made our way to a bar where we had a sugar mama buying us drinks nd talking about faatards we ended up staying with them that morning passin out on couches nd waking up to my friend nd phone missing... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1098 [Nickname] Jade [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | I am considered a nice girl and attend a well known private university where I am a premed student. After finals in my junor year I had at a party in school I had a buch of 4 lokos and got very drunk. Last thing I rmember is going down to a guy friends dorm and walking into one of the bathroom stalls. I woke up the next morning with my hair and clothes very messy and a really bad headache. I will regret that night for the rest of my life. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1097 [Nickname] i4loko [Loko] 20 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | drank a blue raspberry four loko to start the night off... led to double fisting water bottles of vodka and coors lights... led to fucking twin brothers. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1096 [Nickname] Ems [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | For Lokos is No Jokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1095 [Nickname] Nechio [Loko] 37 [Not Loko] 10 [6] Show [Story] | We went to the Usher concert on sunday and my girlfriends all chugged a can each in the car. 10 minutes later, 2 of them fell backwards onto the people in front of us. 10 minutes after that one of them passes out and yacks on the poor girl in front of her and then kicks her in the head. This was all before Usher came on stage. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1094 [Nickname] iGoLoko4themLoko [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | http://vimeo.com/16182278 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1093 [Nickname] Cat [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | I drank two four lokos and i ended up sitting on the stairs for an hour as my friends tried to get me to go down them - but i was "too scared" to move. my friend / roommate also drank a four loko that night, and he thought he was spider man, and was jumping down the stairs, and into the bed of somebody's truck. i swear, those things have crack in them. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1092 [Nickname] Favre Loko [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I bought a Four Loko and texted a picture of my dick. I never did get around to drinking it... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1091 [Nickname] bubba [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 7 [6] Show [Story] | Drank some lokos fell asleep under someones bed, and i woke screaming i had to leave! I packed all my stuff got in my car and came to thinking "what am i doing?" come back to the room, everyone just stares at me. Then i start crying. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1090 [Nickname] LOOOOko [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | Went to a Korean friend's place for dinner. They served up some good food and I proceeded to eat it along with a 4Lo. Koreans love soju - how could I resist doing shot after shot? Eventually back to my place to smoke bowls...convinced girlfriend and her friend to come over before passing out on couch, the puking all over bathroom. Passed out, woke up later to puke again and have diarrhea. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1089 [Nickname] derp [Loko] 49 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | Had a cranberry lemonade Loko and six beers, went to a dance club with my buddies, and even though I hate to dance, apparently I was tearing shit up. According to witnesses, in my flailing I ended up elbowing this girl in the head on three occasions before we left. When we got back to my friend's dorm I desperately wanted to check my email, but my laptop was in my buddy's room, which was locked. Apparently he had a girl in there, but I was unaware of anything other than the fact that my laptop was in there and I needed it right fucking then. I decided to try ramming the door with my shoulder. I ended up breaking the deadbolt out of the frame. I also ended up bursting in on my friend trying to get it on with none other than the same girl whom I had elbowed in the face earlier that night. Needless to say, she ran the hell out of there, my friend got blueballs and a busted door, and I got to check my email. All in all it worked out pretty nicely. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1088 [Nickname] James [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | Me and a couple of bros went out to Vegas and we got a motel, drank 3 lokos each. Turns out we ate each other's loads. Bad night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1087 [Nickname] 1,2 um 12 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | testing | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1086 [Nickname] What [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 6 grape four lokos, smoked two blunts, and woke up next week. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1085 [Nickname] kingerdinger7 [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I had about 3 four lokos and shots of tequila at the bar. Came back to my apartment and thought it was a good idea to shoot things in the woods at 4 am. Well next thing you know i get hit in the back of the head and sitting in jail for a couple of days... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1084 [Nickname] DAQUE3NOFLOKO [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I love Loko a lot. I'm gay and at my 20th birthday party i drank multiple 4 loko and had a threesome with 2 other guys i did not know. woke up in my bed covered in dried barf. one time i also fell out of a window and wore a DAFT PUNK helmet all night on halloween, tried to make out with 13 straight guys and fingered a girl on top of a keg in a bathtub. i have also shaved several mannequin heads after drinking loko. I FUNNEL LOKO WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1083 [Nickname] Steriljoe [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | So after shotgunning a few Lokos I though it would be a great idea to do some cooking. I was really in the mood for some hotdogs but my suite mates had ate them all! Well Loko had me thinking I could just eat my "hot dog". My suite mates heard me screaming in pain and ran to see me bleeding profusely. They called 911 and lucky for me the fine doctors at the hospital were able to stitch me back together... no word on functionality yet... THANKS LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1082 [Nickname] JTank [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | drank two 4lokos, got in a food fight at a friends house party, then decided to bike home from the city. (like 30 miles) starting at 1am. was sitting on my couch at 4am, wide awake with a 200bpm heart rate. also, lost my wallet | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1081 [Nickname] BemLikesLokoLots [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Loko and I have had an on and off relationship. I was first introduced to fourloko during the epic shitsnows of jan/feb 2010. I first started by mixing three flavors into a cranberry juice jug and drinking out of it all night long. After I had finished and my roommate was already passed out i was up until 6am complaining of heart pains. My favorite fourloko story comes from when I ventured out of my apartment and into the snowstorms wearing a cocktail dress and a northface with uggs. I couldn't walk and kept falling all over the snow I thought it was great fun. I stole my friends iphone and walked around claiming I had 6 iphones. I had snow matted to my hair and was bright red from being to cold from falling into the snow on my face. I LOVE ME SOME LOKO!!! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1080 [Nickname] Kevin G (N.H) [Loko] 6 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Oh man when i had like 1 3/4 of a loko and a couple beers i blacked out. My story comes from many different sources. The only thing i remember is getting cut off mid sentence talking to some friends and waking up the next morning with a bad headache. Apparently i threw up in friends bathroom passed out there and as i was woken up I fell on top of my friends dog. Another friend drove me home and I had to sober up, so we went to McDonald and I threw up in the drive thru. Got home had to go through my gym (which is not attached to my actual house) went to the gym bathroom. It looked like i went in there purposely trying to fuck shit up and ended up throwing up on the side of the toilet (not inside). Got out the gym was in the backyard went through my brothers sliding door to get in. In the process of leaving his room I yanked my brothers hair really hard and then i passed out on my bed. Woke up the next morning, wondering where my glasses my phone and my shoes where at (In the gym bathroom) and why was their a McDonald's wrapper in my pocket. And thats my four lokos story now i just stick to hard liquor and a chaser. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1079 [Nickname] blahblahblah [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | Drank a Four Loko to pregame for a college sponsored party. Got taken to the hospital with 22 other kids. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1078 [Nickname] lokoforever [Loko] 36 [Not Loko] 11 [6] Show [Story] | Four Loko and I have been best friends for almost 9 months now. He has caused me to jump out of a two-story window, allowed me to dump a strawberry cake and grind it into the hardwood foyer of a friend's house, bring another cake out onto a golf course at 3am and throw said cake onto the hood of a friends car and smear it all over the windows, travel 400 miles and stomp on a porcelain baby doll only to frighten 30+ people I had just met, cut my foot while smashing a porcelain baby and then trudge up two flights of white carpeted stairs only to pull the pieces from my foot, climb on top of and straddle a friend while shoving small marshmallows into her mouth and my own mouth whilst wearing a hamburger hat, walk the streets wearing a banana suit and chemistry goggles, steal 5 pairs of sandals from a friend who needed them to walk the 2+ miles to her house while claiming they were all mine (I hadn't even worn sandals that night, I wore sneakers) and wrapping a banana suit around her shoulders when she claimed she needed a sweatshirt then shoved her out the door, and I'm sure there is more but Four Loko and I have a rocky relationship where he hits me so hard I tend to black out. <3 | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1077 [Nickname] Brour Loke [Loko] 80 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | I'd seen Four Lokos at various parties over the summer and had only taken a few sips of friends' here and there. One night, my girlfriend and her roommates were throwing a party and I decided that I wanted Four Lokos to be my drink of choice. I thought "Hey, how bad can 2 energy drinks really fuck me up? I'm sure that won't even be enough alcohol for the night". Wrong. After finishing the first one in under 5 minutes, I was already feeling adventurous. We started with some pretty tame drinking games, except I kept losing... but the time we were done, I was rolling across the kitchen floor screaming about, "How badly I wanted grandma's oatmeal cookies more than a blowjob" That's the last thing I remember. I proceded to attempt to bake said cookies, and next morning I woke up with my head in a mixing bowl that contained flour, unbeaten eggs (the yoke was stuck in my hair), fish sticks, yogurt, oatmeal, and (of course) some Four Loko. I didn't get laid that night. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1076 [Nickname] loko.4.4.lokos [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | oh boy... so about 2yrs ago when i was 16, me and my 2 friends decided we should go buy some lokes. we each got 3. then we got a phone call from our other friend and said it would be ok to party at his house as long as we went up to his quad trails cause of his crazy girlfriend. we said it would be fine as long as he would give us a ride back later. he agreed. once we got up there and drank 2 in about 20mins he said his girlfriend knew and we had to get the fuck off his property NOW. well ok. thanks. i was pissed. my guy friend who was with us had a pocket knife and i asked to see it and booked it(so i was told) i started cutting my wrists... idk why... i had a lot of stress in my life... my mom, my dad, blah blah blah. i had never done anything like that before. i hid it from them and then the 3 of us started making suicide pacts... so i showed them my wist and they FREAKED so i chugged my other loke and took off, again. (i'm crazy right? no. just LOKO) next thing i know i'm standing on the side of the highway screaming at my friends step-mom. and ran under a bridge and dropped my cell, i don't remember anything after that except dodging headlights thinking they were cops. paranoid. lol. then i woke up on a park bench... and walked home were my mom was waiting. the first thing she said was show me your wrists. next thing i know i'm being charged with mip. fucking awesome. my next mip (off lokes.) i decided to go to a high school football game... i lost my car keys and the principal called the cops and i got arrested for mip, drunk and disorderly and drunk in public. now lokos are banned in washington state. damn. no more good times! :( | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1075 [Nickname] Big_Rivah [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a can of Four Loko and there on the infinite horizon was the Goddess Durga. With her supreme voice to me she explained all meaning of the stars and the cosmos, and borne on a deft wind I was lifted up, high upward above the city, beyond the curvature of the earth, beyond space and time, and there I understood all meaning, and the dyad of creation and destruction as I drifted between and among the stars. Also Travis had one too and he puked and the dog stareted licking it up LOL | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1074 [Nickname] the loko girls [Loko] 5 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | On halloween in Tallahassee my girlfriends and I decided to dress as 4 flavors of four loko. The rule was before we went out we had to finish a whole can each the flavor of four loko we were dressed as. We all blacked out before we even made it out, but of course we still went. Lets just we ended up in Ludacris's hotel room that night(he was in town for a concert). Greatest halloween by far. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1073 [Nickname] deadlokomotion [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | i had a few beers and had a good buzz going then, being the drunk that i am, bought 2 lokos and went to a party... i had to take a shit real bad and so i did! i opened a gate, went down stairs, took a shit, wiped with toilette paper, and felt accomplished. when i walk out of this building its a fucking church! hahaha i felt bad for like 3 minutes. man... good times | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1072 [Nickname] Bigga P [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 3 [6] Show [Story] | my one and only encounter with the loko was something else...the liquor store near my spot sells them so i decided to see what the hype is about..bought me a watermelon one for some pregaming at my boys place for a cookout he was having...i crushed that shit and moved on to other hard liquors (and smoked some kush)...i blacked out big time....i ended up throwing my guts out..threw up all over windows and shit and passed out on my boy's staircase like it was the thing to do...being fucked up for 2 days after with discolored feces and a minor case of vertigo..i won't do to that myself anymore | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1071 [Nickname] niner [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I drank a four loko once, got drunk, it wasn't that cool, there not that cool get over it | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1070 [Nickname] SWEENNIGS [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | DRANK 3 4LOKOS IN 15 MINS FOUND MYSELF ON THE FRONT OF A COP CAR FACING 5 SERIOUS CHARGES. WAS IN BLACKOUT BEFORE I EVER LEFT MY PLACE... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1069 [Nickname] testing [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | testing | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1068 [Nickname] KR1288 [Loko] 3 [Not Loko] 4 [6] Show [Story] | My best friend almost drowned in my hot tub at a house party after we double bonged 2 watermelons. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1067 [Nickname] LOKO en la cabeza [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 1 [6] Show [Story] | I drank 4 LOKO and ended up in your moms bed...she's a badass chick! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1066 [Nickname] BROsen [Loko] 68 [Not Loko] 18 [6] Show [Story] | We decided it would be a great idea to pre-game with Four Lokos before running in Bay to Breakers, a 7 mile footrace across San Francisco. I pounded 2 Four Lokos, a water bottle of Vodka, and a bottle of Andre (just to keep things classy)--all in one hour while we were on the metro. The rest of the day is a blur. Apparently, after finding and throwing tortillas at another runner, he proceeded to choke me in the middle of the street in broad daylight. But that didnt stop me! I ran two miles uphill and eventually passed out next to a first aid tent at Alamo Park, across the street from the "Full House" house. I was woken up when a Police officer grabbed the Four Loko I was clutching in my hands, poured it out and then threw the crushed up can onto me--all while threatening to arrest me for public intoxication. I somehow talked my way out of it--and hitched a $70 limo ride home. Success. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1065 [Nickname] TImmy [Loko] 8 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i drank 3 Lokos, woke up with a fat lip, missing 3 teeth laying on the side of the house, locked out. i don't live there anymore. THANKS 4LOKO! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1064 [Nickname] part of your world [Loko] 9 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | my friend and i went to pregame at a house with some lokos..im a huge lightweight and i drank more than 2 as did she..all i remember is dancing then after that not making it out of the pregame. we jammed to some little mermaid. i carried my purse upstairs and layed curled into a ball on the bed with a comforter over me repeatedly saying "whereeeee ammmm iiiii?". my friend lost her iphone and she thought someone stole it. apparently i felt left out and made up that someone stole my purse so i escaped the room and went downstairs accusing everyone of stealing it. do not recall being carried back upstairs or slapping a guy in the face. my friend found her iphone in a box and i escaped the room a few more times then went back to laying down. got pissed that no one would bring me water so i threw pants and knocked everything over on the table. i continued the "where am i's?" and got shot with a bb gun and then puked my brains out. gotta love them lokos | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1063 [Nickname] NF47 [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | One night I drank a four loko, bad thing is woke up the next morning with the can in my butt! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1062 [Nickname] hellnono [Loko] 82 [Not Loko] 17 [6] Show [Story] | i should preface this by stating that under normal circumstances, i am fully a legit lesbo. I met a friend of mine at a dance party after an art opening, where i'd imbibed a few glasses of wine. we went to a deli and picked up 3 four lokos and split the bounty. i did *not* black out, but started hump-dancing a dude in a sweater vest (WHAT?). My friend stage-dove and no one caught her, causing her to break her rib, whereupon I left with the dude. we went back to the radio station he owned and had sex on the couch. he slept on the floor and i left my bra there, doing the most brutal walk of shame i have ever experienced. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1061 [Nickname] KringDaddyLoko [Loko] 2 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | Friday night rolls around and it's time to booze. Me and my buddies decide to head out to the local liquor stores and stock up for the night. I ended up walking out of the bodega with 17 lokos, preferably watermelon and blueberry, headed to the next liquor store and walked out with three thirties and 2 handles. Things are looking bright after the first two lokos down for me, planned on saving the third for the next night. My buddy convinced me to take some shots before we headed off into the night. And from then on, sheer black out. Couldn't tell you where i went or why. Next morning woke up with dried throw up next to me and my roommate looking at me with disgust. He had a recruit stay over and apparently, during the night, what I thought was me jumping off my lofted bed, ended up with me falling off the 6 foot drop, landing on the recruit who was sleeping on the floor. Ended up putting three loko's back by the end of the night. Shit happens... | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1060 [Nickname] StillHungover [Loko] 7 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | I was going to a friend's co-worker's party, and on the way we stop for gas. I decided it'd be a good idea to wrap up the pre-gaming with a Monster to keep strong for the night...no Monster. I grabbed a couple Lokos, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up to a phone call the next afternoon (well, early evening), being asked why there was shit in this guys tuba. Turns out, it wasn't a gold toilet after all. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1059 [Nickname] free sex [Loko] 17 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | ok so ive had 4 lokos before, there not my drink of choice and ive never really gotten fucked up from drinking them...at least until now... Anyways, I decided that I would have a 4 loko night. I bought 5 of each flavor assuming it would last me a couple hours until another beer run. I chugged one right after I bought it and headed my way down to a friends party. I ended up playing "4 loko pong" and was undefeated 11-0. This was all I remember from the night. I woke up in a cell at the police station the next morning. They told me that I walked into walmart at 4:45a.m. screaming "where are the fucking donuts??" Apparently walmart tried to ask me to leave and instead of leaving, I got undressed and laid down on one of their mattresses and passed out. gotta love drunken misdemeanors. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1058 [Nickname] brittishloko [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | it was my birthday, me and my friend went to nyc. had a loco on the train, bought another one outside grand central. made friends with two brittish guys, made out in the club then got our nipples pierced while they paid for it. then went to nyu and got it in, then ran off to a strip club, got my fake id stolen another four loko later, missed our train, took an 88 dollar cab ride home, peed in the taxi got out and ran away while the cab driver chased us. he called the cops and we finally paid. hott police officer drived us home. <3 lokoss | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1057 [Nickname] Outside Sales [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | I realize this site is about 4loko stories, but hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight. I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each: Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture. Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources. Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few. Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really) Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors. Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc. This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small. I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation. If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest! | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1056 [Nickname] NOTLOKOATALL [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 2 [6] Show [Story] | yeah so all you people must have never drank before I drank 5 four loko and guess what no different than drinking 2 bottles of wine, maybe if you read the label on the drink it says 12% alcohol ummmmmmmm look at wine dumbass a good wine at 15% well non-the-less barely drunk off two pretty drunk off of 4 but no black out here pretty lame since everyone seems to think they had the greatest time ever... everyone get a life and actually get drunk sometime. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1055 [Nickname] E [Loko] 0 [Not Loko] 0 [6] Show [Story] | bonged a grape one..drank an orange..went to the bar..woke up in some girls dorm the next day.didnt know her name so i left. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1054 [Nickname] lol [Loko] 1 [Not Loko] 6 [6] Show [Story] | i got a 4loko, then before i drank it, i decided i wasn't a faggot who liked ending up in random situations where i didn't even know how i got there, and threw the can away. p.s. i bet 95% of you got fucked in the ass by a huge black dude while you were "tripping" and blacked it out of your memories, because you realized it felt good. | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
39fd71f7__the_fuck_happened_last_night___Story | [Hide] Hide [ID] 1053 [Nickname] DO WANT [Loko] 4 [Not Loko] 5 [6] Show [Story] | i read how to brew it, i want it, do the locators predict its presence in ireland soon? otherwise will somebody ship me some? or at least some jolly ranchers and st. ides? (we have monster here) | [] | Four Loko Stories dot com - What the fuck happened last night? | Story | http://www.fourlokostories.com/stories/ | 17/1438042987402.78_20150728002307-00301-ip-10-236-191-2_454583321_0.json |
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