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Bitter pills may have blessed effects .
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My coach got stung by a bee . The next day he had hives .
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My friend asked me to carve a sculpture out of a large rock . It was the hardest thing I've ever had to make !
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Old accountants never die , they just lose their balance .
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They who would be young when they are old must be old when they are young .
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During branding cowboys have sore calves .
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The math professor liked even numbers , but only the odd one .
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That new mystery novel has a killer start to it .
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A fool with a tool is a well - equipped fool
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I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill .
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I idiot - proof my programs , but along comes a bigger idiot .
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A gardener who moved back to his home town rediscovered his roots .
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Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research .
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She was only a Bottlemaker's daughter , but nothing could stop her .
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Our country's olympic swimming program has quite a talent pool .
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There was a guy who was fired from the orange juice factory for lack of concentration .
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Cobblers children are worst shod .
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Follow glory and it will flee , flee glory and it will follow thee .
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She was only a Photographer's daughter , but she was really developed .
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Two geologists were staring at a huge fissure in a cliff face and one was overheard to say'It's not my fault'.
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When the electrican apprentice made mistakes , his mother grounded him .
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Cats are smarter than dogs . . . You won't see eight cats pulling a sled .
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VanDeGraaf charged his assistant to attend .
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Harry and Clem the carpenters , argued mightily on how best to complete the dinette set they were working on . They finally agreed to table the discussion .
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" Very funny , Scotty . Now beam up my clothes . "
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A Crucifix ? Oy vey , have YOU got the wrong vampire . . .
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His plan to manufacture pencils just didn't draw attention .
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One night a banking tycoon fell overboard from his yacht . He was saved because he could float a loan .
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" Happiness is a warm puppy , " said the anaconda .
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Compatible : Blows up a little later than Incompatible
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My friends and I played a game of football on a pile of quarry rock - we lost on aggregate .
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Press any key to continue . . But my computer doesn't have an " any " key .
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A boxer who wants to get married has the ring to worry about .
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Inventors have their own devices .
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Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved .
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When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent .
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Pride comes before the fall .
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OLD HOOKERS never die , they just get laid off .
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Do NOT look into laser with remaining eye . .
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Overheard in med school -'I learned about the colon through the process of elimination . '
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He recommended the restaurant to me , and said he had no reservations .
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Old carpenters never die , they just lumber around .
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OLD GARAGEMEN never die , they just retire
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Tony attempted to join his thin crust pizza company with Zimo's Thick Crust Pizza , but somehow it didn't pan out .
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OLD SKIERS never die , but they go downhill fast .
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I majored in nursing but I had to drop it because I ran out of milk .
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Nothing ventured , nothing gained .
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" My parents are called Billy and Nanny , " Tom kidded .
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Tomorrow is another day .
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When thy friend asks , let there be no to - morrow .
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I once knew a guy who had fish and chips every day for a year . His stomach took a battering .
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Pavlov was drooling at the thought .
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Continually discovering new viruses can become a strain .
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He studied water purification and had a great thirst for knowledge .
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Those who play musical instruments for radio or TV have to stay tuned .
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If you want enemies excel others , if you want friends let others excel you .
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I met a girl at an internet cafe , but we didn't click .
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A lovely lady who lost her watch became a timeless beauty .
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Prison walls are never built to scale .
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You don't shit where you eat .
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I was heading to Hooters but my wife said'Don't bother , they have gone bust'.
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A man tried working in a shoe store , but he just couldn't seem to fit in .
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The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task , but the class discussion kept going off on tangents .
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I got a deal on a new computer , and they threw in the operating system to boot .
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OLD UPHOLSTERERS never die , they just recover . .
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A new batter joined the baseball team , and he was a real hit .
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My name is Dick . I'm a plain - clothes policeman .
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A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed .
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A lie can be halfway around the world before the truth gets its boots on .
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On being served an extravagant dessert : " So rich , it has its own tax shelters . "
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She was only a Musician's daughter , but she knew all the bars in town .
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What a charming doorway ! said Tom , entranced .
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My name is Rob . I'm a thief .
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A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curve ball , but wanted a straight answer .
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The astronauts said their experience on the moon was out of this world .
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A family went to watch a 007 movie at the theatre , it was a bonding experience .
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After dating the goalie on the local team for a while , she realized he was a real keeper .
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Wrestlers don't like to be put on hold .
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The most expensive component is the one that breaks .
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OLD INVESTORS never die they just roll over .
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Could modern submarines be the wave of the future ?
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The eye looks but it is the mind that sees .
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OLD TRAIN ENGINEERS never die , they just get derailed .
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An ounce of discretion is worth a pound of wit .
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If there is no God , who pops up the next Kleenex ?
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My name is Sherry . I'm a wine - master .
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No news is good news .
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You may use this opinion for a two week trial period .
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She was only an Archer's daughter , but to all the men she was the target .
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Deal gently with the bird you mean to catch .
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The lawyer asked a loaded question about guns .
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My name is Holly , I'm a holiday decorator
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He told me he could eat a 32 ounce steak , but I found that hard to swallow .
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The boy's guitar teacher helped him pick up his skills .
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Why was the rabbit depressed ? He was just going through a bad patch !
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Better the devil you know ( than the one you don't . )
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OLD GROCERS never die , they just get shelved .
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If a program is useful , it will have to be changed .
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He was almost persuaded to invest in a poultry farm , but chickened out at the last minute .
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" Well done " is better than " well said " .