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What you see is what you get .
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After a day of changing her triplet's diapers , the new mother was feeling rather pooped .
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You've got more issues than Time magazine .
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Saw makers losing money have to make lots of cuts .
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When longshoremen show up late for work they get docked .
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OLD EXORCISTS never die , they just get repossessed .
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Lead me not into temptation , I can find my own way
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Doctor , doctor , I think I'm a bridge . - What's come over you ? - Two cars , a truck and a coach .
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She was only a Electrician's daughter , but she went haywire .
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People tell me I'm indecisive . Am I ? I'm not sure .
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Don't be sexist ! Chicks hate that .
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And on the seventh day , He took an aspirin .
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Brag is a good dog , but holdfast is better .
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OLD MEDIUMS never die , they just lose their spirits .
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There is no little enemy .
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This just in : Research causes cancer in rats !
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I used to be afraid of purchasing residential property for the purpose of renting , but now I have an apartment complex .
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OLD LUMBERJACKS never die , they just split .
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Martians welcome . We have space for everyone .
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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle , he just didn't have the balls to do it .
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital . When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said'No change yet'.
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OLD SWIMMERS never die , they just have a stroke .
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The landscaper thought gardening magazines were fun to leaf through .
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There's more than one way to skin a cat .
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She was only a Bricklayer's daughter , but she was certainly stacked .
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A boy saving up for a car has a lot of driving ambition .
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Don't burn the candle at both ends .
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My name is Dean A college chancellor
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When I commented on a friend's psychedelic door he said , Don't Knock It .
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There's no such thing as a free lunch .
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" I'd like to buy a schwa , Pat . "
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Virginity IS curable if detected early . . .
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Practice what you preach .
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The fish missed the call because he was stuck on the other line .
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OLD CONTORTIONISTS never die , they just meet their end .
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No bungee cords , but we encourage leaps of faith .
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My friend came around for dinner . We ate for 20 minutes , then he fainted again .
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My friend's bakery burned down last night . Now his business is toast .
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I can do an excellent impression of Sinatra , said Tom , being perfectly frank .
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The roulette dealer had a unique personality . He had a different spin on everything .
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He was able to listen to his favorite radio show in the morning because he had an AM radio
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She was only a Doctor's daughter , but she really knew how to operate .
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Failure is the stepping stone for success .
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Musicians need a leader because they don't know how to conduct themselves .
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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition .
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After the six campers were discovered missing from their tents the state police began to canvas the area .
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No pain , no gain .
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Jumping to conclusions is bad exercise
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An accountant for a restaurant has to be sure the books are not cooked .
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OLD MUFFLERS never die they just get exhausted .
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If you’re looking for a sign from god , this is it .
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OLD HIKERS never die , they just trail away .
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People who make necklaces may get beady eyes .
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A skier retired because he was going downhill .
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There is no tree but bears some fruit .
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Doctor , Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains - Well pull yourself together then . Next .
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The gravity was so powerful , I couldn't stand it .
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My name is Pat . I am a masseur
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I can't remember ever getting nits as a kid , although I do have a lousy memory .
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Dear Santa , all I want is your list of naughty girls .
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I knew a woman who owned a taser , man was she stunning !
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People only throw stones at trees with fruit on them .
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The thought of having no alternative to soap never washed with the inventor of shower gel .
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Did you hear about the man who was jabbed in the back with a set of keys ? His back locked up .
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OLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die , they just sign off .
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Fear the man of one book .
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The dairy farmer while milking his cow strained his calf in the process .
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He was a janitor in the restaurant . He did things under the table .
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If you think guests really enjoy your home movies , you are probably projecting .
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Just because pews come in rows doesn’t mean we should plant ourselves there
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My father's father wanted to know if he could stay with the company in spite of the many changes . They ended up grandfathering him in .
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Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs . I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher .
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I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant , but I didn't have reservations .
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Why did the termites eat the wooden barrel ? To stave off hunger .
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She was only a Rancher's daughter , but she couldn't keep her calves together .
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The intelligent entrepreneur's idea for designing catapults meant that his boss was completely thrown .
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Children are uncertain comforts but certain cares .
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A boy told his parents he wanted to raise goats for a living , but he was only kidding .
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A guy went to a costume party dressed as a knife , and he really looked sharp .
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There are 2 kinds of people : pessimists and fools . . . .
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It ain't over till the fat lady sings .
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OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die , they just come to the point .
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Tip : Never take a beer to a job interview .
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Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking .
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It wasn't my fault your wife wandered into my house !
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Old school principals never die , they just lose their faculties .
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall . The police are looking into it .
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The boxer's girlfriend was a knockout .
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A pirate with one hand often picked up the phone . He wanted to get off the hook .
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After he bought a mirror he became very reflective .
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Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order .
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A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients .
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Plumbers often have to tap their natural abilities .
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He threw snow in his neighbor's driveway and shouted , DO YOU GET MY DRIFT ?
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Old colanders never die , they just can't take the strain anymore .
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A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period . It marks the end of his sentence .
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The fence builders were upset with their working conditions , so the started to picket .
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If your waiting for something to turn up , try your sleeves .
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He stomped on his old watch because he had time to kill .
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Those who make sponges get very absorbed in their work .