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Every man thinks his own geese swans .
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Money is the Root of All Evil . For more info , send $ 10 .
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" This must be an aerobics class , " Tom worked out .
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Don't go between the tree and the bark .
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Mind your P's and Q's .
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The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper - leg surgery : very hip .
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Actors are cast through their good and bad stages .
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Food for bad dogs is bought by the pound .
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My son wanted a scooter . When I told him they are too dangerous , he moped around the house .
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Spare the rod , spoil the child .
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OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die , they just go off on a tangent
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A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement . He became a hardened criminal .
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A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week .
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Strip mining prevents forest fires .
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De Broglie waved aside the invitation .
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In parking lots , arguments often start from scratch .
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Some shoe sales have a good selection to boot .
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When the town removed billboards , they told people that's how it was designed .
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Good eating deserves good drinking .
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An army officer is a position that some people shoot for .
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The electrician got his supplies at the outlet store .
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The lumber company downsized . They got rid of the deadwood .
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You can't have your cake and eat it too .
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Waiter , there's a fly in my soup ! " I know . It gives you a nice buzz doesn't it ? "
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Tailors enjoy hanging out in internet fora , as they are full of threads .
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else .
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If you make yourself into a doormat , people will wipe their feet on you .
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Priests can't marry without prior approval .
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Old artists never die , they just put things in perspective .
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Don't put all your eggs in one basket .
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Go away , you snake ! Tom rattled off .
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Whom God will destroy , he first make mad .
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I never understood why people liked to play soft ball . It's a very underhanded thing to do .
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Tom was so tired , he lied about his bed .
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Home sweet home .
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She was only an Artist's daughter , but what a crowd she could draw .
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The pen is mightier than the sword .
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OLD KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN FRANCHISERS never die , they just chicken out .
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OLD PILOTS never die they just take off .
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My name is Marshall . I'm a peace officier .
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Goose , gander and gosling are three sounds but one thing .
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Astronomers often have their own private viewpoints .
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OLD CRICKETERS never die , they just get bowled over .
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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane .
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A farmer with a rip in his clothes has an overall problem .
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She was only a Dairyman's daughter , but what a calf
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Doctor , Doctor , this ointment you gave me makes my arm smart . . - Then rub some on your head ? Next .
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It's quiet in a bowling alley because you can hear a pin drop .
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I just got back from a statistical probability conference . It was average .
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OLD HIPPIES never die , they just take a trip .
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I finally found a spotter at the gym , it's like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders .
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If you trust before you try , you may repent before you die .
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Tit for tat .
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Shepherds sometimes have staff meetings .
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After having a knee dislocated and an elbow fractured in two barroom brawls Bradley should have learned to stay away from those joints .
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War is too important to be left to the generals .
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No one knows where the shoe pinches , but he who wears it .
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OLD AIR CONDITIONER REPAIRMEN never die , they just lose their cool .
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To be a successful frequent flier you need a lot of connections .
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What do they call all that lumber on the Star Trek's Enterprise ? Captain's log .
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" Ummm , trouble with grammar have I ? Yes ! " - - Yoda
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PRESS To test . < click > RELEASE to detonate .
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After Gus gave his girlfriend a 3 dollar box of chocolates for her birthday he got nothing but snickers .
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I'll hear it from the horse's mouth .
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Did you hear about the bivalve they called in to interrogate for that big murder investigation ? Apparently , he's clammed up .
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Don't make clothes for a not yet born baby .
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At a conference , I unexpectedly encountered the wife of a former client , whom I hadn't seen in 20 or more years . " You haven't changed ! " she exclaimed . " There's plenty of time for that , " I replied . " The dinner isn't until this evening . "
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Changing a tire on that crazy Houston freeway was a wrenching experience .
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Two podiatrists became arch rivals .
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A husband and wife argued over the weather , but it soon blew over .
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I needed a raise in my allowance . Mowing the grass all summer just wasn't cutting it .
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I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil . All our presents came from Amazon this year .
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Husbands are like fires . They go out when unattended .
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Success is just a matter of luck . Ask any failure .
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Counsel is no command .
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A manufacturer that made lamps gave their employees a light workload .
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The boughs that bear most hang lowest .
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A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge .
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If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor .
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An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle .
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A man's best fortune or his worst is a wife .
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Vinyl records are really groovy .
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If anything can go wrong , it will .
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Before a plumber retired , he took the final plunge .
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Firefighters can rescue you , but only Jesus saves .
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Faraday was charged up with the idea .
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An unusual medical book is one which has no appendix .
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A tire store loves a chance to Roll out a new product .
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If Version 1 . 0 works someone goofed . . .
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If you break a string on your guitar don't Fret .
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After he bought his two - year - old a felt pen , he was a marked man .
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OLD CARTOONISTS never die , they just draw their last breath .
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The best place for criticism is in front of your mirror .
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The plums for sale dried out , so the profits were pruned .
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When a duck is feeling down he might just be happy .
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A picture is worth a thousand words .
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This is the best guy I've met to date .
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Half a loaf is better than no bread .
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Waiter , I'll have my bill now . - How did you find your steak , sir ? - Oh , I just moved the potato and there it was .
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Elephants will toil all day , and they work for peanuts .