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OLD AUDITORS never die , they just lose their figures .
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Iron sharpens iron .
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A new broome sweepeth cleane .
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Take my advice , I don't use it anyway .
hom_825
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The other day I saw a magician walk down the street and turn into a drugstore .
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You can catch more flies with a drop of honey than with a barrel of vinegar .
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The world is your oyster .
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The racers all had shorts on that were too small for them , so it was a tight race .
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She was only a Convict's daughter , but she sure knew all of the bars .
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Better late than never .
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Life is a game . Money is how we keep score .
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Why did CNN cancel that cool " Desert Storm " show ?
hom_833
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Some clockmakers are normal , but others are a little cuckoo .
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They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns .
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A man stole a case of soap from the corner store . The police said he made a clean getaway .
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News of a coming flood was leaked .
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The voice of the people is the voice of god .
hom_838
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She became a telephone operator because it was her calling .
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Keyboard not connected . Think F1 to continue .
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If you snooze you lose .
hom_841
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The politician is not one for Indian food . But he's good at currying favors .
hom_842
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You can't see the wood for the trees .
hom_843
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If you are what you eat , I'm staying away from the nuts !
hom_844
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My name is Clay . I make pottery .
hom_845
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One of these new shoes isn't right .
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Don't judge a book by its cover .
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Doctor , Doctor , I can't get to sleep . - Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off . Next .
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I went to the dentist without lunch , and he gave me a plate .
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Truth is stranger than fiction .
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To our sweethearts and wives . May they never meet !
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OLD JANITORS never die they just get swept up .
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The massage which came with the spa treatment was a nice touch .
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OLD SHOE SHINE BOYS never die , they are just rebuffed . .
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Here is how the track meet is going to run . . .
hom_855
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How do I handle change ? I put it in the parking meter .
hom_856
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I've never taken an elevator to the basement floor , that's just beneath me .
hom_857
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I've never killed a deer before but I'll take a shot at it .
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Hands in Prayer : Already Digital
hom_859
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Life imitates art .
hom_860
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Diabetics should not be allowed to have sweet dreams .
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I'm going to the guillotine at dawn and my wife has already collected my severance pay .
hom_862
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After 5 years with the same chiropractor , I moved and had to change doctors . It was quite an adjustment .
hom_863
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We're expecting fallout from the recent layoffs at the nuclear plant .
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A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution .
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It's the Borg ! ! Quick , everyone try to look useless !
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I got a great bargain the other day when I bought a forklift for half - price . It's amazing what you can pick up these days .
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Professionals built the Titanic , amateurs built the ark .
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" I just came in through the door , " said Tom , entranced .
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If the shoe fits , wear it .
hom_870
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Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine , until it got clogged up .
hom_871
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The inventor of a hay baling machine made a bundle .
hom_872
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Even if you're on the right track , you'll get run over if you just sit there .
hom_873
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When the investor came home from work he was spent .
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We are born crying , live complaining , die disappointed
hom_875
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Courage lost , all lost .
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Old electricians never die , they just keep plugging away .
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OLD GARDENERS never die , they just get uprooted .
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The science teachers broke up because there was no chemistry between them .
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Resist everything but temptation .
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Eavesdroppers hear no good of themselves .
hom_881
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How do you find a missing train ? Follow the tracks .
hom_882
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My name is Brandy . The bartender .
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It ain't over till it's over .
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My name is Ham . I raise pigs
hom_885
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Ohm resisted the idea at first .
hom_886
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The personal trainer quit his job because it wasn't working out .
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A man of words and not of deeds , is like a garden full of weeds .
hom_888
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The math professor went crazy with the blackboard . He did a number on it .
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Madame : " Now remember , girls , when handling royalty the important thing is to keep up your dukes ! "
hom_890
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Do you ever get tired of sleeping ?
hom_891
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I was in a big hurry so I scrambled to make eggs for breakfast .
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There is no royal road to learning .
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People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones .
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Bathroom scale : Something you stand on and swear at .
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I had some back trouble , but it's all behind me now .
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Daddy , how come my magnet won't pick up these disks ?
hom_897
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Just after thimbles were invented there was a shortage , so many people got stuck without one .
hom_898
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Badminton players are for the birds .
hom_899
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Gotta run . . . the cat's caught in the printer again !
hom_900
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The untruthful deli clerk was full of baloney .
hom_901
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When neon lights were perfected the inventor was positively glowing .
hom_902
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My name is Sue . I'm also a lawyer .
hom_903
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The manufacturers of dynamite do a booming business .
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In the house of the hanged man , mention not the rope .
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He who does not advance goes backwards .
hom_906
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Gardeners like to plant their feet firmly .
hom_907
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One grasshopper told another about eating corn . It went in one ear and out the other .
hom_908
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Did you hear about the guy who planted bullets ? He wanted to see a lot of little shoots .
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Call me if you need my phone number !
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Pompous male bees are often known to drone on about themselves .
hom_911
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The parsley farmer couldn't pay his child support , so the courts garnished his wages .
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She started a new courier business for an express purpose .
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She always paints night scenes . Other artists pale by comparison .
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Some people like raw meat on rare occasions .
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To a person who is attentive to minutiae : " You're certainly observant , even if you're not religious . "
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An Electrician's work is well grounded .
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When he found out that he would visit a real blacksmith he got all fired up .
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The scorpion said to the desert ,'You know , our conversations are always so dry . '
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Measure twice , cut once .
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An argument at the Bomb Squad convention ended in a blowup .