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hom_1021 | 0 | homographic | As confused as a baby at a topless bar . |
hom_1022 | 1 | homographic | OLD BOWLERS never die they just end up in the gutter . |
hom_1023 | 1 | homographic | Hell’s the pits |
hom_1024 | 1 | homographic | OLD ELECTRICIANS never die , they just can't make connections |
hom_1025 | 1 | homographic | When the butter melted , it was rendered useless . |
hom_1026 | 0 | homographic | Q : What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear ? A : A wind tunnel . |
hom_1027 | 1 | homographic | The airlines have become so cash - strapped , they charged me for my emotional baggage . |
hom_1028 | 1 | homographic | The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam . Now she has to take a Make Up exam . |
hom_1029 | 0 | homographic | An apple a day keeps the doctor away . |
hom_1030 | 1 | homographic | Q : River Ravi flows in which state ? A : Liquid . |
hom_1031 | 1 | homographic | OLD NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS never die , they just lose their circulation . |
hom_1032 | 1 | homographic | A leak in the back of a boat is a stern warning . |
hom_1033 | 0 | homographic | Hell is full . The damned are now in Tech Support . |
hom_1034 | 1 | homographic | A politician decided to resign on the day of an eclipse because it was a dark day . |
hom_1035 | 1 | homographic | When the beekeeper moved into town he created quite a buzz . |
hom_1036 | 1 | homographic | " This movie will be very popular , " Tom projected . |
hom_1037 | 1 | homographic | OLD POLICEMEN never die they just cop out . |
hom_1038 | 0 | homographic | I'd love to , but I'm observing National Apathy Week . |
hom_1039 | 1 | homographic | OLD HUMAN CANNONBALLS never die they just get fired . |
hom_1040 | 1 | homographic | OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die they just stop developing . |
hom_1041 | 0 | homographic | The best is cheapest . |
hom_1042 | 1 | homographic | Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience . |
hom_1043 | 1 | homographic | The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter . |
hom_1044 | 1 | homographic | I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me . |
hom_1045 | 1 | homographic | The man found something to catch fish , which was a net gain . |
hom_1046 | 0 | homographic | Quick at meat , quick at work . |
hom_1047 | 1 | homographic | She was only a Librarian's daughter , but she was checked out from cover to cover . |
hom_1048 | 1 | homographic | Basketball players are always bouncing ideas off each other . |
hom_1049 | 1 | homographic | Some business graphs are full of legend . |
hom_1050 | 1 | homographic | Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them . |
hom_1051 | 1 | homographic | John Hancock didn't retire , he just resigned . |
hom_1052 | 1 | homographic | I've planted part of a riding whip . I'm hoping for a nice crop . |
hom_1053 | 1 | homographic | ' Coming ready or not ! ’ – Jesus . |
hom_1054 | 1 | homographic | The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn . |
hom_1055 | 1 | homographic | I hate it when motorcyclists hog the road . |
hom_1056 | 1 | homographic | An old lady once asked the dispatcher of a local trucking company if they could ship an antique mirror to her sister in Toronto . The dispatcher says ,'I don't know madam , I'd have to look into it first'. |
hom_1057 | 1 | homographic | OLD TREE SURGEONS never die , they just pine away . |
hom_1058 | 1 | homographic | My mailman should be a comedian , his delivery is perfect ! |
hom_1059 | 0 | homographic | Beggars can't be choosers . |
hom_1060 | 1 | homographic | If a judge loves the sound of his own voice , expect a long sentence . |
hom_1061 | 1 | homographic | Two monocles were making love in front of a window and made spectacles of themselves . |
hom_1062 | 1 | homographic | Whenever I go near my bank I get withdrawal symptoms . |
hom_1063 | 1 | homographic | For a chronically absent employee : It seemed her career was just taking off . |
hom_1064 | 0 | homographic | No Credit , Bad Credit ? No Problem . No Money ? Problem . |
hom_1065 | 1 | homographic | A rock band set up on the exchange floor . They wanted to play the stock market . |
hom_1066 | 1 | homographic | Back when the news was written on clay tablets there was a lot of breaking news . |
hom_1067 | 1 | homographic | When there's a sale on tennis balls it's first come first serve . |
hom_1068 | 1 | homographic | My job as head chef at a top rated restaurant is in jeopardy because my latest culinary creation was called a recipe for disaster . |
hom_1069 | 1 | homographic | She was always calling for her twins , " on the double . " |
hom_1070 | 0 | homographic | Strike while the iron is hot . |
hom_1071 | 1 | homographic | She was only a Flag - waver's daughter , but she'd let her standards down for anyone . |
hom_1072 | 1 | homographic | When the thief fell in the wet cement and broke both legs , he became a hardened criminal . |
hom_1073 | 1 | homographic | I was fired from my job selling amplifiers . I didn't achieve the sufficient volume of sales . |
hom_1074 | 1 | homographic | Did you hear about the compulsive fisherman ? He was really hooked on it . |
hom_1075 | 0 | homographic | Nothing succeeds like success . |
hom_1076 | 0 | homographic | If a job is worth doing , it is worth doing well . |
hom_1077 | 1 | homographic | Sign at a deer crossing : The Buck Stops Here . |
hom_1078 | 1 | homographic | The unveiling of the statue was a monumental occasion . |
hom_1079 | 1 | homographic | You won't often catch loggers or farmers going against the grain . |
hom_1080 | 1 | homographic | My name is Charity , a televangelist |
hom_1081 | 1 | homographic | It's hard for a depressed turtle to get out of his shell . |
hom_1082 | 1 | homographic | An apple farmer with poor yields has to get to the core of the problem . |
hom_1083 | 1 | homographic | As soon as the airplane was invented , things were looking up . |
hom_1084 | 1 | homographic | An astronomy column in the newspaper would have a lot of space devoted to it . |
hom_1085 | 1 | homographic | When the plane hit turbulence , the passengers went flying . |
hom_1086 | 1 | homographic | Gravity , it's always putting everyone down . |
hom_1087 | 0 | homographic | All are not friends who speak one fair . |
hom_1088 | 1 | homographic | My name is Mark . I price items at the supermarket . |
hom_1089 | 0 | homographic | A book is a friend . |
hom_1090 | 1 | homographic | Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry ? It's all the rage now . |
hom_1091 | 1 | homographic | Honor your mother and father rather than major credit cards . |
hom_1092 | 1 | homographic | She memorized just what kind of locket she wanted , by heart . |
hom_1093 | 1 | homographic | He was a Red Cross donor until he went out of circulation . |
hom_1094 | 0 | homographic | Philosophy : unintelligible answers to insoluble problems |
hom_1095 | 0 | homographic | " A newspaper is a collection of half - injustices " |
hom_1096 | 0 | homographic | There is no such thing as bravery ; only degrees of fear . |
hom_1097 | 0 | homographic | Florida bumper sticker : DON'T SHOOT ! I'M LOCAL ! |
hom_1098 | 0 | homographic | Keep your friends close , but your enemies closer . |
hom_1099 | 0 | homographic | A chain is only as strong as its weakest link . |
hom_1100 | 1 | homographic | She wanted to be a weaver but there were always too many snags . |
hom_1101 | 1 | homographic | Eve showed up one morning wearing flowers instead of a fig leaf . She was the first woman to wear bloomers . |
hom_1102 | 1 | homographic | The dermatologist was an avid gardener but he had a problem with moles . |
hom_1103 | 1 | homographic | A dog who played baseball always got walked . |
hom_1104 | 0 | homographic | Great beer bellies are made , not born . |
hom_1105 | 1 | homographic | Making gloves is a real hands - on experience . |
hom_1106 | 0 | homographic | Reason does not come before years . |
hom_1107 | 1 | homographic | If you breathe heavily on the map , it will reveal topography ,'he said , with a sigh of relief . |
hom_1108 | 0 | homographic | It is not what you say , it is the way you say it . |
hom_1109 | 1 | homographic | Alergy sufferers are itching to get through the hay fever season . |
hom_1110 | 1 | homographic | OLD AUTO MECHANICS never die , they just retire . |
hom_1111 | 1 | homographic | I still miss my ex - husband . But my aim is improving . |
hom_1112 | 1 | homographic | OLD WHEELS never die they just get retired . |
hom_1113 | 1 | homographic | The building inspector said whoever installed the water pipes was plumb loco . |
hom_1114 | 1 | homographic | Geology class is the foundation of a decent education . |
hom_1115 | 0 | homographic | It said " Insert disk # 3 " , but only 2 will fit ! |
hom_1116 | 1 | homographic | She was only a Dentist's daughter , but everybody wanted to fill her cavity . |
hom_1117 | 1 | homographic | Sin enough and you will become dead to it . |
hom_1118 | 0 | homographic | Limit Congress to 2 terms : one in office , one in jail ! |
hom_1119 | 1 | homographic | I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me , which hit me on the back of the head . I turned round and shouted , " That's not very mature ! " |
hom_1120 | 1 | homographic | The state police highway officer worked tirelessly in the heavy rain to assist a lady whose car was stuck in a ditch . He was a real trooper . |
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