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Rule 1 : Don't sweat the small stuff . Rule 2 : Everything is small stuff
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The portrait artist made extra money as a census taker . He was good at canvasing people .
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Like cures like .
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It's true that the earth rotates , but scientists are always putting their own spin on it .
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re - hab center that said'Keep off the Grass'.
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A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far .
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His model airplane hobby really took off .
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The wish is father to the thought .
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She was only a Bootleggers daughter , but I loved her still .
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None but the brave deserve the fair .
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Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends ? They're great at hitting it off .
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He wanted desperately to be a good golfer - you could say he had a driving ambition .
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It is the early bird that gets the worm .
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If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down .
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Make the best of a bad bargain .
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When the pirate captain's ship ran aground he couldn't fathom why .
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Attention staff ! The clothes keep falling off the mannequins in ladies'wear . Would someone please redress the problem ?
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Using deodorant is no sweat .
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A lawyer was defending a math teacher . He had to sum up .
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No man is born into this world , whose work is not born with him .
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Heart surgeons never bypass a good opportunity .
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If it screams , it's not food , yet . . . .
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My name is Victor , and I'm a winner in everything I do .
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My name is Faith . I'm a minister .
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The state funeral remains to be seen .
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Old gardeners never die they just vegetate .
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People who make motor oil are very refined .
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If you send a letter to the Philippines put it in a Manila envelope .
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The play on fishing had quite a cast .
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Never lie to your lawyer .
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Did you hear about these new reversible jackets ? I'm excited to see how they turn out .
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Do not merely believe in miracles , rely on them .
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It has been discovered that sales of irons are decreasing .
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It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight , it's the seconds .
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He that will not when he may , when he will he may have nay .
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure .
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When he proposed to her , she found it very engaging .
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Anyone who remembers the 60's . . . wasn't there .
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When I asked the man how he became a ditch - digger , he said he just fell into it .
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Anyone should know how to put a saddle on a horse so it won't slip and cause an injury . It's a cinch .
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That's a cool chair . Yeah , I know , it rocks .
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If you run through a screen door you'll strain yourself .
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There is rarely a sale on beer because the demand is always high so there's no need to create a buzz .
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Did the reproducing amoeba get a splitting headache ?
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Since I've taken the job in The Everglades I've been swamped !
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When talking nonsense try not to be serious .
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To teach someone how to build a compass you have to be good at giving directions .
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The farmer decided to get a cow , and milk the idea for all it was worth .
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OLD GANGSTERS never die , they just go to the underworld . .
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He who hogs the sheets is usually very wrapped up in himself .
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The newspaper doesn't put in Politics what is Classified .
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If there is a hypocrite between you and the church , he is closer to god than you .
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All roads lead to Rome .
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Can I tell you a story about my bed ? I made it up .
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I was going to order a satellite dish but then I found out that I had to go through channels .
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Galois wanted to assemble his own group .
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My fear of planes has taken off .
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The dentist's alibi was full of holes , so the police performed a cavity search .
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I'm going to be discussing global warming next week , it's quite a heated topic .
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He that would eat the kernel must crack the nut .
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An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire .
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OLD VIOLINISTS never die , they just become unstrung .
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He was hit on the head during a hail storm and was knocked out cold .
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The car stopped with a jerk , then the jerk got out .
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Good swimmers are often drowned .
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OLD CARDIOLOGISTS never die , they are just repulsed . .
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The safe was invented by a cop and a robber . It was quite a combination .
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A woman cries before the wedding , a man after .
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This building is so high , the elevator shows movies .
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OLD TROMBONISTS never die , they just slide away . . .
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The dance club opened to rave reviews .
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She was only a Elevator operator's daughter , and she loved to go down .
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The good is the enemy of the best .
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We spent all day debating about housefires . It was quite a heated argument .
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OLD STATUES never die they just get busted .
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Students who accent their textbooks with color markers add a real highlight to their day .
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Of COURSE I'm on topic . ( Which echo is this ? )
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Pasteur was boiling about not being invited .
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Trespassers will be shot , survivors will be shot again !
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OLD JUDGES never die , they just slur their sentences
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Have you heard the joke about the bomb ? It had no impact .
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He got a job in a factory making needles , but soon got stuck .
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Never put off till tomorrow what can be done today .
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OLD SALESMEN never die , they just go out of commission .
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OLD BANKERS never die they just lose interest .
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The best things in life are free .
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My name is Josh . I'm a talk show host
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The one thing that is constant is Change especially if you are a cashier .
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That really nice fellow works in a clothing factory sewing zippers on jeans . That is good . He wouldn't hurt a fly .
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To plan a graveyard you need a skeleton idea before a detailed plan .
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While the music was playing the geology teacher was rocking around .
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Banning Viagra was a big flop .
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You must not run after two hares at the same time .
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The warden gave the inmates acne medicine hoping it would keep them from breaking out .
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Plenty of people give the lord credit . Few give him cash .
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Variety is the spice of life .
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I really do have a photographic memory - - I just haven't developed it yet .
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My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship
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Still water runs deep .
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Doctor , Doctor , should I file my nails ? - No . Throw them away like everybody else . Next .