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He's a good letter carrier . He always keeps you posted .
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Footprints on the sands of time are not made by sitting down .
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OLD LAWYERS never die they just lose their judgment .
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After selling a shipment of salt the salesman said'let's shake on that . '
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Someone who robs shoe stores is an arch criminal .
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The doctor couldn't transfer the organs because he didn't have the guts to do it .
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The valuable dog was still missing , believed stolen , however the police announced they have a lead .
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OLD LIBRARIANS never die , they just check out .
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Wal - Mart Is Not the Only Saving Place . Come On In .
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Lightning never strikes twice in the same place .
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An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers , all had a familiar ring to them .
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The passenger couldn't find where his next flight was , but then he made the connection .
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Hmmm , fence must still be down over at the funny farm . . . .
hom_1334
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When the branding iron was invented cattle were very impressed .
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You always find something in the last place you look .
hom_1336
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OLD CHEMISTS never die , they just stop reacting .
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Yo mama's so easy , that Madonna get tips from her !
hom_1338
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Why do people preserve fruits and vegetables ? Because they'can'.
hom_1339
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He bought lots of pens before starting his new job . He wanted to make his mark .
hom_1340
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In the room the curtains were drawn , but the rest of the furniture was real .
hom_1341
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Males who wonder why they should have a prostate exam usually get it in the end .
hom_1342
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They argued about their vacation and finally stayed at the last resort .
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Eating too many snacks when studying for a test is called cramming .
hom_1344
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OLD COURIERS never die , they just keep on expressing it !
hom_1345
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She was only a Telephone operator's daughter , but she sure had good connections .
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My name is Rusty . I undercoat cars .
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We're lost but we're making good time .
hom_1348
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" It's a German song , " Tom lied .
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A teacher used his index finger to ask a lot of pointed questions .
hom_1350
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Since Bruce got too close to the big blade at the saw mill he is no longer feeling chipper .
hom_1351
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Opening a new funeral parlor can be quite an undertaking .
hom_1352
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The oil well driller had a boring job .
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If you got it , flaunt it .
hom_1354
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The man who worked at the watch factory was very funny . He stood about all day making faces .
hom_1355
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Grills are a hot item .
hom_1356
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There was once a cross - eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils .
hom_1357
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A woodcutter's world revolves on his axes .
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He has been a jogger for three years running .
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Occasionally , I hear an assertion followed by a hasty qualification , such as , " Jim graduated in 1995 - - if memory serves . " I'll respond :'. . . or only stands and waits . "
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In certain sexual harassment cases things can get kind of touchy .
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If fortune favours , beware of being exalted ; if fortune thunders , beware of being overwhelmed .
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" Tea , Early Grey , hot " - Picard . . " Ale , Romulan , lots . " - Kirk
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OLD BASKETBALL PLAYERS never die they just go on dribbling .
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I've got to fix the automobile , said Tom mechanically .
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Is there a best month of spring ? There May be .
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A guy swallowed a spoon and found he couldn't stir .
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Ducks don't have their palms read - they look for it on the web .
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The boy swallowed a pillow , the hospital described his condition as comfortable .
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I nailed my wood - shop test .
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Captain we're at 1700 CPS . The UARTs canna take much more
hom_1371
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Windows loading . Come back tomorrow .
hom_1372
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OLD JUDGES never die , they just cease to try
hom_1373
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What did the skeleton have for supper ? Ribs .
hom_1374
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She was only a Swimmer's daughter , but she knew every dive in town . .
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My name is Woody . A Forester
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Fight fire with fire .
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When they bought a water bed , the couple started to drift apart .
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My name is Guy . I install antennas .
hom_1379
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The hardest thing for a person to keep is his opinion
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Can bankers count ? Eight windows and only four tellers ?
hom_1381
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A young nurse was nervous about giving vaccinations but gave it her best shot .
hom_1382
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If you tell a falsehood just after waking up you are lying in bed .
hom_1383
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After that poisonous snake struck at me in the Arizona Desert I was really rattled .
hom_1384
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He shined a police officer's shoes and had a brush with the law .
hom_1385
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' Change the channel'she said remotely .
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We have nothing to fear but fear itself .
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Then there was the occasion I spotted a health - oriented cafe displaying a sign reading " California Shakes . " Obviously , I thought .
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Of two evils choose the least .
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The cost of the space program is astronomical .
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911 : Press 1 if robbery . Press 2 if house on fire . Press 3 . . .
hom_1391
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People who like yogurt are well cultured .
hom_1392
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She played baseball and so did he . They hit it off .
hom_1393
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A doorbell salesman joined the choir , and chimed right in .
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He got measles in jail when he broke out one night .
hom_1395
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A fisherman who was also a pianist was an expert with scales .
hom_1396
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The melody kept on playing until it became a strain .
hom_1397
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The two bowlers bore a striking resemblance .
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Fire , quoth the fox , when he pissed on the ice .
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Anarchists of the world , UNITE ! !
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It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family , the time had come for the children to strike out on their own .
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When I had my PlayStation stolen , my family were there to console me .
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Okay , I pulled the pin . Now what ? Where are you going ?
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Young women who are mathematics professors closely watch their figures .
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He had trouble in his new job making tents and got himself into a flap .
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush .
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Overdrawn ? No way ! I still have checks left !
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Poor blood circulation runs through the family .
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If a lawyer speaks for too long there will be an extended sentence .
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Basic Flying Rule # 1 : Keep the pointy end forward .
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He was a restaurant critic but had no taste .
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All that glisters is not gold .
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Wally wasn't sure in which branch of the Army he wanted to serve , but he gravitated toward the paratroops .
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Power tends to corrupt ; absolute power corrupts absolutely .
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I met a math professor who has 12 children - she really knows how to multiply .
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Many words will not fill a bushel .
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My new girlfriend and I are moving together into a tree house , I hope we won't fall out .
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I used to be a banker but I lost interest
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OLD PROCTOLOGISTS never die , they just face the end .
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My dentist seems distracted , I think he was brushing me off .
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We did it twice last night , she relayed .