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Runtime Error 6D at 417A : 32CF : Incompetent User .
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The trucker was always irritated at an inspection station , it was the weight that bothered him .
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Evil begets evil .
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Upon discovering the deadly virus carried by Surinamese toads , the herpetologist contemplated how best to protect the pipal .
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Let's get married , said Tom engagingly .
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New years resolution for the bankrupt gardener was to forget the past and rely on the fuchsia .
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Ask me about my vow of silence . . .
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I hate Chablis , Tom whined .
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If you can't take the heat , get out of the kitchen .
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OLD SCOTSMEN never die , but they can be kilt .
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He made so many mistakes that he had an err about him .
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When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole , it had one hull of a problem .
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OLD GARDENERS never die , they just spade away .
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As a young boy , Brutus'mother often cautioned him not to run with Caesars .
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They took soft drinks off the menu just to sprite people .
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Asked by a waiter if she would like a drink the lady replied'wine not ? '
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OLD PRAGUE RESIDENTS never die , they just Czech out .
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Number of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb ? Precisely 1 . 000
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While baking , I dropped a stick of margarine on the wooden tile floor , and when my neighbor slipped and fell , I said " It must have been the parkay . "
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Business is business .
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If at first you don't succeed , call it Version 1 . 0
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Data got into so much trouble , her parents sent her packeting .
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If you have nothing to say , please only say it once !
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The percussionist was very good at analyzing symbols .
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The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID .
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Sick fish go to the sturgeon .
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I'd like to learn a new card game , Tom said wistfully .
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Adam ate the apple , and our teeth still ache .
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When the hockey player came home he gave his wife a puck on the cheek .
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For children to eat without washing their hands would be a grime .
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" I've been to a film festival in Southern France , " said Tom cannily .
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Praise the day at sunset .
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Royal chairs are rarely throne out .
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In ancient times , seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient . They got thousands of miles to the galleon .
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When the glazier was sent to the hospital room to check the cracked window , he told the patient in the body cast , " I've come to feel your pane . "
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" I'm on social security , " said Tom dolefully .
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Did Gregor Mendel ever win the Nobel Peas Prize ?
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Mothers everywhere want their children to give peas a chance .
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Old sailors never die , they just get a little dinghy .
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" This is all from memory , " Tom wrote .
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Beware programmers carrying screwdrivers .
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" I have a gift for you , " said Tom presently .
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To some Christmas is about other people's presence .
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Car salesmen compete trying to sell for the lease amount .
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The elderly chef retired because his sage was showing .
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80 percent of life is showing up .
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When a skunk walked in , the judge said ,'odor in the court'.
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When told his design for a stadium was too grandiose , the architect shed a tier .
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The bear went over the mountain to see what was bruin .
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A bad workman blames his tools .
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How do farmers make crop circles ? With a protractor .
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Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation
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If your mind is clouded or in a fog you may have mist some opportunities .
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It was an emotional wedding . Even the cake was in tiers .
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life .
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I always prayed before my trigonometry tests . I was hoping for a sine from above .
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We've taken over the government , the general cooed .
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A chemist has discovered a drug that will keep dogs from howling at night . Now , not every dog will have his bay .
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Those changing baby diapers sometimes act rashly .
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Mourning has broken on Easter Sunday .
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A little boy found out from his mother that grime does not pay .
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" I just bought a woollen sweater , " said Tom sheepishly .
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John plans to retire in the spring and , like the trees around us , will be leafing .
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He complains wrongfully at the sea that suffer shipwreck twice .
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Cryptographers make terrible drummers . They just sit there , fascinated by all the cymbals .
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" I can tell which way the wind blows , " said Tom vainly .
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Don't bite off more than you can chew .
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The new smoking cessation drug is expensive , and it's shrinking city coffers .
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Rats desert a sinking ship .
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Many hands make light work .
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When two bakers traded buns they had a roll reversal .
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You're not losing more hair , you're gaining more scalp .
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Least said , soonest mended .
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My friend is moving to Seoul . He thought it would be a good Korea move .
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When the head is sick , the whole body is sick .
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My name is Barry . I'm an undertaker .
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My name is Moe , I'm a gardener
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When asked whether or not I was bilingual , I was about to say I knew sign language , but I figured it was sort of a mute point .
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I saw something similar to moss the other day , but I didn't know what to lichen it to .
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All is fish that comes to the net .
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I have a speech impediment . . . my foot .
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Talk is cheap - - supply exceeds demand !
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My brother told me that serpentine is what you use to get paint off a boa constrictor .
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Every little helps .
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When I was in my cabin on the ship I got sick . Someone told me once I got to the doc I'd feel better .
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis .
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A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work . At hospital it was determined he had a brine injury .
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I'm not spoiled . . . I'm not , I'm not , I'm not !
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It's no use crying over spilt milk .
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Archaeologists working at night need lots of eon lights .
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Beaver rallying cry : " River be dammed ! "
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Honesty pays , but not enough for some .
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Bee keepers always manage to keep buzzy .
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A budget helps us live below our yearnings
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He laughs best who laughs last .
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Punishment is lame but it comes .
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Despite the repressive restrictions in force against all of the fine arts , students in Kabul often gathered secretly to listen to band music .
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The chaplain got his gown from the army surplice depot .
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Some people don't like food going to waist .
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My computer is so slow it hertz .