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het_1401 | 1 | heterographic | Cottage cheese diet : eating your curds and weigh . |
het_1402 | 1 | heterographic | Some people make big pottery items to urn a living . |
het_1403 | 1 | heterographic | I'll eat till I burst , Tom agreed . |
het_1404 | 0 | heterographic | In for a penny in for a pound . |
het_1405 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Doug , I'm a grave digger |
het_1406 | 1 | heterographic | The IRS left a message on my cell phone that I owed them more money . It was a taxed message . |
het_1407 | 1 | heterographic | This steamroller really works , said Tom flatteringly . |
het_1408 | 0 | heterographic | Taglines : the toilet - stall walls of BBSdom . |
het_1409 | 0 | heterographic | Crows will not pick out crows eyes . |
het_1410 | 0 | heterographic | Tweety of Borg : I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat ! |
het_1411 | 0 | heterographic | Eat your own dog food . |
het_1412 | 1 | heterographic | On cooking shows , there is little margarine of error . |
het_1413 | 1 | heterographic | Sign on the door of an internet hacker .'Gone Phishing'. |
het_1414 | 1 | heterographic | The sweep got stuck in a cold chimney , which collapsed . He came down with the flue . |
het_1415 | 0 | heterographic | If wishes were fishes , we'd all cast nets . |
het_1416 | 1 | heterographic | A third - generation clothes designer had it in her jeans . |
het_1417 | 1 | heterographic | One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touché football . |
het_1418 | 1 | heterographic | The celebration of the royal wedding progressed well into the night . As he stumbled outside to await his ride home one inebriated nobleman , attracted by the bright lights , made his way to the theater district and sat down below one of the brightly illuminated theater signs to await his car . The driver , unfamiliar with both the nobleman and the area , was instructed to look for a well - lit marquis . |
het_1419 | 1 | heterographic | A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion . |
het_1420 | 1 | heterographic | I've inherited a fortune , said Tom , willfully |
het_1421 | 1 | heterographic | I've made up my mind to re - lay my lawn . It was a turf decision . |
het_1422 | 1 | heterographic | Did you hear about the vampire who used to torture his victims with music ? His Bach was worse than his bite . |
het_1423 | 1 | heterographic | One item contributed was a picture of a pretty , kimono - clad girl ; it bore the inscription : " Maid in Japan " . |
het_1424 | 0 | heterographic | The more things change , the more they stay the same . |
het_1425 | 1 | heterographic | The white beets were returned to the produce supplier because they were chard beyond recognition . |
het_1426 | 0 | heterographic | Yea , I'm a pacifist . Wanna make somethin'of it , bub ? |
het_1427 | 1 | heterographic | I met a man who loves eating couches . I think he has a suite tooth . |
het_1428 | 1 | heterographic | I have always wanted to hand out carts at Wal - Mart . I cannot imagine a greeter job . |
het_1429 | 1 | heterographic | The port was very beautiful . The sailors said it was haven on earth . |
het_1430 | 0 | heterographic | Without temptation there is no victory . |
het_1431 | 1 | heterographic | " The policeman charged me twenty bucks for speeding , " said Tom finally . |
het_1432 | 1 | heterographic | You're telling me that's an alligator ? That's a croc ! |
het_1433 | 1 | heterographic | " This is mutiny ! " said Tom bountifully . |
het_1434 | 1 | heterographic | " I need an injection , " Tom pleaded in vain . |
het_1435 | 1 | heterographic | Inflammatory talk is often seen as propane language . |
het_1436 | 1 | heterographic | " Rowing hurts my hands , " said Tom callously . |
het_1437 | 1 | heterographic | I want you in the navy , said Tom impressively . |
het_1438 | 1 | heterographic | On organic farms they till it like it is . |
het_1439 | 0 | heterographic | Of all the people I've met , you're certainly one of'em . |
het_1440 | 0 | heterographic | Kinky : Using A Feather . Sick : Using The Whole Chicken |
het_1441 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Horseman's daughter , but she didn't know how to say neigh . |
het_1442 | 1 | heterographic | When it comes to drinks , citrus fruit juices are always in the limelight . |
het_1443 | 1 | heterographic | We believe in separation of church and hate |
het_1444 | 1 | heterographic | OLD FISHERMEN never die , they just get reel tired . |
het_1445 | 0 | heterographic | The wolf finds a reason for taking the lamb . |
het_1446 | 1 | heterographic | To find bargains go where the auction is . |
het_1447 | 1 | heterographic | The veterinarian had a great deal of trouble getting his dog to heel . |
het_1448 | 0 | heterographic | From those to whom much is given , much is expected . |
het_1449 | 1 | heterographic | He owned a fish farm until he poured out his sole . |
het_1450 | 1 | heterographic | I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth . I was abscessed by it . |
het_1451 | 0 | heterographic | Answers : $ 1 . Correct answers : $ 5 . Dumb looks : Free ! |
het_1452 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Stu . I also cook . |
het_1453 | 1 | heterographic | The whistling fisherman was always out of tuna . |
het_1454 | 1 | heterographic | The editor received his award with sheer delete . |
het_1455 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Abbie . I'm a Mother Superior . |
het_1456 | 1 | heterographic | The soup was so bad it was gruel and unusual punishment . |
het_1457 | 1 | heterographic | A band of teenagers cruised past my neighbor's house and pelted it with rotten tomatoes . Police described it as a drive - by fruiting . |
het_1458 | 1 | heterographic | The accountant enjoyed the job , figuratively speaking . |
het_1459 | 1 | heterographic | Jesus is more precious than silver or golf . |
het_1460 | 0 | heterographic | Scaldophobia : Fear the toilet will flush while showering . |
het_1461 | 1 | heterographic | I wouldn't marry you if you were the only woman on earth , said Tom evenly . |
het_1462 | 0 | heterographic | Great events cast their shadows before them . |
het_1463 | 1 | heterographic | Why was six afraid of seven ? Because seven eight nine . |
het_1464 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Dustin . I'm a school custodian |
het_1465 | 1 | heterographic | " Who's your favorite operatic tenor ? " Tom asked placidly . |
het_1466 | 1 | heterographic | How do bunnies that don't have a car commute to work ? The Rabbit Transit . |
het_1467 | 1 | heterographic | The Ennui Society elected a new chairman of the bored . |
het_1468 | 1 | heterographic | When I suffered a groin injury I became quite testy . |
het_1469 | 1 | heterographic | The other animals shunned the kangaroo . They treated him like a leaper . |
het_1470 | 1 | heterographic | A man sprayed a boy with ceiling foam . He was arrested for insulating behavior . |
het_1471 | 1 | heterographic | She was listening for a Russell while walking through the trees . |
het_1472 | 1 | heterographic | Some women stay single and others are the Marion kind . |
het_1473 | 1 | heterographic | Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging . |
het_1474 | 1 | heterographic | You should lock up your wine in a cabernet . |
het_1475 | 1 | heterographic | When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose . |
het_1476 | 1 | heterographic | The book about Teflon contained no frictional characters . |
het_1477 | 1 | heterographic | I'm not sure about Heisenberg , said Tom uncertainly . |
het_1478 | 1 | heterographic | Should old people feel youthless ? |
het_1479 | 1 | heterographic | The old doctors practice of bloodletting was all in vein . |
het_1480 | 1 | heterographic | My name is Cary . I'm a porter . |
het_1481 | 1 | heterographic | " You resemble a goat , " said Tom satirically . |
het_1482 | 1 | heterographic | An offer of a free lunch was not enough to entice Freud to make a presentation at a Behaviourist Convention . He explained ,'There was nothing on the menu that was oedipal . ' |
het_1483 | 1 | heterographic | " I'm going after that red fish , " said Tom erringly . |
het_1484 | 1 | heterographic | Those who drink too much at night have to worry about the mourning after . |
het_1485 | 0 | heterographic | If love is blind , lingerie makes great braille . |
het_1486 | 1 | heterographic | Scrambling for cover amid the chaos caused by the rebel forces'attack and the " coincidental " breakout of the zoo animals , I stumbled into the face of a hostile guerrilla ! |
het_1487 | 1 | heterographic | Baseball on a foggy day is all about hit and mist . |
het_1488 | 1 | heterographic | I've been called a rare commodity . I wonder if that makes me silver or gold ? I guess I could be either ore . |
het_1489 | 1 | heterographic | When Martha Stewart was on trial , New York Times columnist Clyde Haberman reported on her arrival at the courthouse , where a group of supporters had assembled to greet her . " They included a man in a chef's hat who stood with the others behind a metal barrier — one toque over the line . " |
het_1490 | 1 | heterographic | To keep someone from stealing your shipments of smoked salmon , secure them with lox . |
het_1491 | 1 | heterographic | " The door's ajar , " said Tom openly . |
het_1492 | 1 | heterographic | Need soul repair ? Walk right in . |
het_1493 | 0 | heterographic | Less is more . |
het_1494 | 1 | heterographic | Have a ride in my new ambulance , said Tom hospitably . |
het_1495 | 1 | heterographic | Some people , asked what they thought had caused the recent flooding in our valley , pointed to a concrete wall in the distance and said it was this damn thing . |
het_1496 | 0 | heterographic | Give a dog a bad name and he'll live up to it . |
het_1497 | 1 | heterographic | I walked into this posh restaurant , the prices were extortionate , it was daylight snobbery . |
het_1498 | 1 | heterographic | The church needs to be souled . |
het_1499 | 1 | heterographic | A surgery nurse was demoted for being absent without gauze . |
het_1500 | 1 | heterographic | Those who live beyond their means should act their wage . |
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