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het_1501 | 1 | heterographic | He couldn't sell his pirate ship because it was unassailable . |
het_1502 | 1 | heterographic | Wow , thanks for the tea . I'm glad I got to Chai it . |
het_1503 | 1 | heterographic | OLD SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENTS never die , they just lose their principals . |
het_1504 | 1 | heterographic | Did you hear about the herb who was an all round great guy , did loads of charity work and was always there to help ? He was a Tarragon Of Virtue . |
het_1505 | 1 | heterographic | Sweet potatoes ? I yam impressed ! |
het_1506 | 1 | heterographic | OLD BATHING BEAUTIES never die , they just wade away . |
het_1507 | 1 | heterographic | One should be cherry of virgins . |
het_1508 | 1 | heterographic | ' We've run out of lemons', she said bitterly . |
het_1509 | 1 | heterographic | The anesthesiologist's computer has an ethernet connection . |
het_1510 | 1 | heterographic | She didn't marry the gardener . Too rough around the hedges . |
het_1511 | 1 | heterographic | Issue of first day cover almost ended in a stampede . |
het_1512 | 1 | heterographic | They were married by candle - light , but the marriage lasted only a wick . |
het_1513 | 0 | heterographic | A short cut is the longest distance between two points . |
het_1514 | 1 | heterographic | The Turkish soldier refused to eat cottage cheese , because he didn't trust the kurds |
het_1515 | 1 | heterographic | The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award , but he did receive a constellation prize . |
het_1516 | 0 | heterographic | How do they get the deer to cross at the signs ? |
het_1517 | 0 | heterographic | Never ask pardon before you are accused . |
het_1518 | 1 | heterographic | Getting into the skunk selling business might make a lot of scents . |
het_1519 | 1 | heterographic | Seven days without a pun makes one weak . |
het_1520 | 0 | heterographic | In the land of the blind , the one - eyed man is king . |
het_1521 | 0 | heterographic | Wealth rarely brings happiness . |
het_1522 | 0 | heterographic | Fair play's a jewel . |
het_1523 | 0 | heterographic | " Oops . " - - Richard Nixon |
het_1524 | 1 | heterographic | Just pew it |
het_1525 | 1 | heterographic | Epitaphs are engraved ! |
het_1526 | 1 | heterographic | That soil scientist always travels by himself . He's a loam ranger . |
het_1527 | 1 | heterographic | " I can't march any more ! " the soldier called haltingly . |
het_1528 | 1 | heterographic | If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work . |
het_1529 | 1 | heterographic | Do you know if they ever got detective Sam spayed . |
het_1530 | 1 | heterographic | Some doting parents are son worshipers . |
het_1531 | 1 | heterographic | The optical scientist who stole his colleague's bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism . |
het_1532 | 1 | heterographic | " This boat is leaking , " said Tom balefully . |
het_1533 | 0 | heterographic | Virtue which parleys is near a surrender . |
het_1534 | 0 | heterographic | But honey , I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine ! |
het_1535 | 0 | heterographic | Desperate diseases must have desperate remedies . |
het_1536 | 0 | heterographic | Forewarned , forearmed . |
het_1537 | 1 | heterographic | I'm a Soviet agent in England , said Tom bluntly . |
het_1538 | 1 | heterographic | " Eating uranium makes me feel funny , " said Tom radiantly . |
het_1539 | 1 | heterographic | Some people have to get up for work at the crank of dawn . |
het_1540 | 0 | heterographic | It is an ill bird that fouls its own nest . |
het_1541 | 1 | heterographic | The ballet shoes made a pointe . |
het_1542 | 1 | heterographic | If you believe restaurants always overcook steaks , then you probably order them rarely . |
het_1543 | 0 | heterographic | You can send me to college , but you can't make me think . |
het_1544 | 1 | heterographic | There are many judges who would like to acquit smoking . |
het_1545 | 1 | heterographic | A church fair is a bazaar experience . |
het_1546 | 1 | heterographic | The tired playgoers decided to bypass the new production of " Othello " despite the good reviews ; having just returned from a long trip , they didn't feel like seeing any moor of Venice . |
het_1547 | 1 | heterographic | On Independence day , may the fourth be with you . |
het_1548 | 0 | heterographic | A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss . |
het_1549 | 1 | heterographic | They are not answering - we'd better try the knocker , said Tom adoringly . |
het_1550 | 0 | heterographic | We now return to your previously - scheduled topics . |
het_1551 | 0 | heterographic | Go ahead , correct my typos . I'll make more . |
het_1552 | 0 | heterographic | The world is coming to an end . Please log off properly . |
het_1553 | 1 | heterographic | A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary . |
het_1554 | 1 | heterographic | Safety goggles were invented by a peripheral visionary . |
het_1555 | 1 | heterographic | A swan's favorite salad is Cobb salad . |
het_1556 | 1 | heterographic | At shearing time there are some sheep thrills . |
het_1557 | 1 | heterographic | Jim :'Did you hear about the guy who ate twenty pancakes for breakfast ?'Joe :'How waffle . ' |
het_1558 | 1 | heterographic | Our theft of raw gold from the mine site was a fiasco because , as we jumped into the getaway boat , we dropped the ore . |
het_1559 | 0 | heterographic | When an Agnostic dies , does he go to the Great Perhaps ? |
het_1560 | 1 | heterographic | You're a wicked glutton , Tom insinuated . |
het_1561 | 1 | heterographic | I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it . |
het_1562 | 0 | heterographic | A store is no sore . |
het_1563 | 1 | heterographic | I'm going to fix the roof , Tom translated . |
het_1564 | 0 | heterographic | The nail that sticks up will be hammered down . |
het_1565 | 0 | heterographic | Kill them all ! . . . . Let God sort them out . |
het_1566 | 1 | heterographic | The chef took some cheese and made some grate things . |
het_1567 | 0 | heterographic | An empty vessel makes much noise . |
het_1568 | 0 | heterographic | A rotten apple injures its companions . |
het_1569 | 1 | heterographic | A cloth maker's daughter told him she was too young to dye . |
het_1570 | 0 | heterographic | I wasn't kissing her , I was whispering in her mouth . |
het_1571 | 1 | heterographic | When Jesus entered Jerusalem , people waved palm branches because they were being frondly . |
het_1572 | 1 | heterographic | My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies . You could say she is making a moccary of her diet . |
het_1573 | 0 | heterographic | Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired . |
het_1574 | 0 | heterographic | If things improve with age , I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT ! |
het_1575 | 1 | heterographic | I plan to work in a cemetery , Tom plotted gravely . |
het_1576 | 1 | heterographic | To stay fit the priest exorcises . |
het_1577 | 0 | heterographic | Anything good is either illegal , immoral or fattening . |
het_1578 | 1 | heterographic | ' I agree with you wholeheartedly ,'said the artichoke grower . |
het_1579 | 1 | heterographic | She was only a Postman's daughter , but she sure knew her males . |
het_1580 | 1 | heterographic | French bankers are known for their franc talk . |
het_1581 | 1 | heterographic | Mathematicians are sum worshippers . |
het_1582 | 1 | heterographic | I was caught studying the periodic table in English class . It was an elementary mistake . |
het_1583 | 1 | heterographic | The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself . |
het_1584 | 0 | heterographic | A man attempting to walk around the world DROWNED today . . |
het_1585 | 0 | heterographic | Junk - stuff we throw away . Stuff - junk we keep . |
het_1586 | 1 | heterographic | The ex - lumberjack will be sawly missed . |
het_1587 | 1 | heterographic | Undertakers have to get up early in the mourning . |
het_1588 | 1 | heterographic | My bid for this contract aims to please , said Tom tenderly . |
het_1589 | 1 | heterographic | To stay out of debt , act your wage . |
het_1590 | 1 | heterographic | That horse looks like a good bet at 17 to 1 , said Tom oddly . |
het_1591 | 0 | heterographic | The best goods are cheapest in the end . |
het_1592 | 0 | heterographic | Help stamp out , eliminate , and abolish redundancy ! |
het_1593 | 0 | heterographic | Rules were meant to be broken . |
het_1594 | 1 | heterographic | The stern pirate captain's policy of forcing the worst members of his crew to walk the plank went swimmingly . |
het_1595 | 1 | heterographic | The magician who loved his chocolate could perform a lot of Twix . |
het_1596 | 0 | heterographic | Excuse my driving . . . I'm trying to reload . |
het_1597 | 1 | heterographic | Did you hear about my friend who hired out vampires and poison , and my other friend who ate children ? Could say the first one was the lessor of two evils . |
het_1598 | 1 | heterographic | Vampires are always looking for their necks victim . |
het_1599 | 1 | heterographic | From the middle of the Pacific , the shipwrecked survivor found his way to the California coast purely by occident . |
het_1600 | 1 | heterographic | We found a dead crow in our front yard but have yet to hear the caws of death . |
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