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Good wine needs no bush .
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I witnessed the attack on the castle and saw the queen's robe torn and the king's throne under the horses'feet .
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I tried to play the bagpipes , but the sound coming out was off kilter .
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" Would anyone like some Parmesan ? " asked Tom gratingly .
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ADVENTURE : The land between entertainment and panic .
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Who falls short in the head must be long in the heels .
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Ancient scribes who hired Aztec writers had to make sure the Inca was dry .
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I used to think I'd hate Italian food , but I finally decided to give pizza a chance .
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Shotgun wedding : A case of wife or death .
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Chicken farmers will often share a good yolk .
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One ear of corn said to the other'You're getting husky'.
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A bellyful is one of meat , drink , or sorrow .
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If you can't laugh at yourself . . . I'll do it for you .
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Southerners are quick on the drawl .
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After winter , the trees are relieved .
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Repartee : An insult wearing a suit and tie .
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Greeks can't stay out late because they have a Corfu .
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Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb . You could get kilt that way .
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I always pray to St . Ignatius , said Tom loyally .
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Learning is the eye of the mind .
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Cheating on a test can put honorable students in conflict with their principals .
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Dollars do best when accompanied by some sense
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There was a snake that gave birth to a bouncing baby boa .
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After getting pranked by his friends and getting hit with a basket , Aron knew they had a wickerd sense of humour .
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In some countries there is a lot of Manuel labor .
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The statistician attended the dance stag . He didn't have any data .
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Why can't women put the toilet seat back up ?
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Old white blood cells lymph around the body .
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Happy Halloween ! Tom said gravely .
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The weekend reporter sailed through the newscasts while the anchor was aweigh .
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A cannibal's favourite game is'swallow the leader'.
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Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise .
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Avoid the pleasure which will bite tomorrow .
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I felt sick after I ate the scallopini . I didn't veal well at all .
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I'll take that , said Tom appropriately .
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When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears .
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When Plato discovered he was out of food , he decided to go shop at the stoa .
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She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line .
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Q : What can a goose do , a duck can't , and a lawyer should ? A : Stick his bill up his ass
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" I have to fix the car , " said Tom mechanically .
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You don't get nothing for nothing .
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Church disputes can be settled with canons .
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My name is Homer . I am a realter .
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" What are these berries ? " Tom rasped .
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My name is Hugh . I'm a painter .
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Conscience is a faults alarm .
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All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet .
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Idle hands are the devil's playthings .
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There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading .
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A hermit drove to town and was charged with recluse driving .
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You lamb ! said Tom sheepishly .
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I'm here - with a gift ! said Tom presently .
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If it ain't broke , don't fix it .
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I love the novels of D . H . Lawrence , said the lady chattily .
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The mime wanted to say something , but he wasn't aloud .
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Some foolish people gain by experience many perils of wisdom .
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I am Bullwinkle of Borg . Prepare to be pulled out of my hat .
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Of course I have backup tapes ! Do you want last years ?
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There are none so blind as they who do not want to see .
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My name is Derek . I'm in the oil rig business .
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The gardener brought his hoes .
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To become a pilot requires a good altitude .
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Treat yourself to one of our Sundays .
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Life is short , eat dessert first .
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Hospitals that buy in bulk get a valium discount .
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" I need a pencil sharpener , " said Tom bluntly .
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To crack open the walnuts , several officers foolishly pounded them with hand grenades , scattering the colonels everywhere .
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Herb gardeners who work extra get thyme and a half .
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These are my parents , said Einstein relatively
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While the grass grows the steed starves .
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The size a dieter would like to get to is the sighs of relief .
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Naughtily , Tom said nothing .
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She was only a Carpenter's daughter , but you should have seen her circular sores !
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In a billiard hall life can be pretty rough at the wrong end of the queue .
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The pirates buried their treasure in the twinkling of an aye .
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The family of bears posing for their family portrait experienced a true Kodiak moment .
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' Come see my fishpond', she said coyly .
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When the goat ate a Scrabble set , the letters came out in alphabetical ordure .
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I wonder how much an anagram weighs ?
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" I don't like this Chardonnay , " Tom whined .
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They hid from the gunman in a sauna where they could sweat it out .
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Wal - Mart isn't the only saving place !
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Can honeybee abuse lead to a sting operation ?
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A ditch digger was entrenched in his career .
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She was only a Blacksmith's daughter , but she knew how to forge ahead .
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86 of Borg : You will be assimilated . Would you believe , stood close to ?
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Did you hear about the new pinata ? It's a huge hit .
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A bank manager who was also a high jumper spent most of his time in the vault .
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A discussion of digging a new mine shaft was too deep for him .
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She was suspected of stealing a brooch but they couldn't pin it on her .
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Once ice cream was invented the problem was licked .
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Precepts teach , examples move .
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Diligent youth makes easy age .
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" There's room for one more , " Tom admitted .
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They threw a party for the inventor of the toaster . And he was toasted .
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If you're a gardener you might call yourself a'plant manager'.
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You have two choices for dinner : Take it or Leave it .
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My advanced geometry class is full of squares .
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Jesus changes grave situations . Happy Easter .
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I got angry when my cell phone battery died . My counselor suggested I find an outlet .