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A cowboy who was also an artist could draw fast .
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" Angel dust ? Me ? Never touch it ! " Tom snorted .
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The fire chief was always asked burning questions .
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OLD MECHANICS never die they just retire
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Some diets cause a gut reaction .
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If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out , it could spell disaster .
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OLD BUNGEE JUMPERS sometimes die but they can still bounce back
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The gunman took a shot at new opportunities .
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My name is Sandy , I just hang around the beach .
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I've struck oil ! Tom gushed .
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Getting rid of your boat for another could cause a whole raft of problems .
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I've met zucchini with more potential .
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My name is John . I'm a plumber
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" Pretend we were in the days before railways , " Tom coached .
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Stick em up ! < BANG > Okay . . . . DON'T stick em'up !
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Meaning of life : < deleted for lack of space >
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What if there were no hypothetical questions ?
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OLD STATISTICIANS never die , they just get broken down by age , sex and marital status .
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Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage ? It was wrong on so many levels .
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Time is money .
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Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space .
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A wise man changes his mind , but a fool never does .
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Luggage salespeople have to make a good case for you to buy .
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A kettle on the stove was singing'Home on the Range'.
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Musical mechanics always sing in parts .
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Hubble wanted to bring the idea into better focus .
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The decision to begin construction on the Empire State Building was a groundbreaking historical event .
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OLD QUILTERS never die , they just go under cover .
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Discretion is the better part of valor .
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When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion .
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OLD GUITARISTS never die , they just fret their lives away
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One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight .
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He stole an invention and then told patent lies .
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Better to be alone than in bad company .
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I made a batch of fish eye soup , it should see me through the week .
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Elvis Stamps : Where will your mail be spotted next ?
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It's easy to be wise after the event .
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When he kicked the invoice , it didn't mean he wanted to foot the bill .
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A big enough hammer can usually fix anything .
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Even though the well was a mystery to her , she didn't want to get to the bottom of it .
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Old math teachers never die , they just become irrational .
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Careless stair dancers are heading for a heavy landing .
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OLD LOGICIANS never die , they just vacate the premises .
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Why do those that pay the least complain the most ?
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If all appears to go well , you missed something . . .
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Riker to Holodeck : " Woman , 23 , hot . "
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Lawyers have to like alcohol because they're always being called to the bar .
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I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon , toast and juice .
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Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat .
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Vines are extremely short - tempered . They snap at the slightest wind .
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The man brought an umbrella with him into the ice cream store because he heard there was a chance of sprinkles .
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OLD ACADEMICIANS never die , they just lose their faculties
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Bring me a rubber band and make it snappy !
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An electric company is always looking for high energy employees .
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When a thief stole several volumes from the library he was quickly booked .
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The inept mathematician couldn't count on his friends .
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The phone call interrupted my nap , and I never did get the rest .
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When potato chips don't sell fast enough , the maker knows it will soon be crunch time .
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Misfortunes never come singly .
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Save the whales , spouted Tom .
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OLD HIKERS never die they just get the boot .
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Come in for a free makeover this Sunday
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Superglue ! Tom rejoined .
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96 . 37 % of all statistics are useless . .
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Admitting a mistake : " Like the orthopedist's patient , I stand corrected . "
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For every 45 I collected , I would write down the song and the artist so I could keep records .
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" There , there , " was Tom's pat answer .
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A contest held by fire fighters is called a'match'.
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Willful waste makes woeful want .
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No one chills out in the fires of hell .
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A lot of trees were dying , but they needed to figure out the root of the problem .
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OLD PILOTS never die , they just get more turbulent .
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A guy became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager .
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Zeal without knowledge is a runaway horse .
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I'm NOT " white , " I'm " melanin - challenged . "
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Don't argue with a bomb inventor - he might blow up at you .
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Don’t let adversity get you down unless you are on your knees
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She was only a Wrestler's daughter , but you oughtta see her box . .
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OLD DOOR FRAMERS never die , they just become unhinged .
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I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket .
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One swallow does not make a summer .
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The ignorant always adore what they cannot understand .
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I'm dying , Tom croaked .
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In a recession , the most secure job is garbage - man . Business is always picking up .
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Suicidal dyslexic jumps behind train - film at 11
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Wilbur Wright said he'd take a flier on it .
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A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee .
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They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game .
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If you operate a drill press you have a boring job .
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Figure skaters don't like to be in a rut .
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Garbage in , garbage out .
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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months .
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OLD PRINTERS never die they're just not the type
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Cross river * THEN * insult alligator .
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A play , based on billiards , started right on cue .
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My father slept under the bed , I think he was a little potty .
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Is coffee your daily grind ?
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Backup not found : ( A ) bort ( R ) etry ( P ) anic
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Some people find fire drills quite Alarming .
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Old math profs never die , they just can't differentiate .