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Computers at breakfast food companies use serial i / o .
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How does a Welsh man eat cheese ? Caerphilly .
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Thieves have muscles of steal .
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If they say you look good in glasses that would be an optical allusion .
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If I am afraid of losing my fat tissue . My psychiatrist told me I have an adipose complex .
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He wasn't supposed to eat the pie but he kept pecan at it .
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I agreed to watch my neighbor's dog , but only if it didn't scratch me . It's in the clause .
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God never closes one door without opening another .
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The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line
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If you sup with the devil , use a long spoon .
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Good laws have sprung from bad customs .
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' Volts'- the dance you perform after an electric shock .
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If intervening was an olympic sport , he'd win the gold meddle .
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When the Pequod with its crew went down , Ishmael remembered , a great wail came up from the sea .
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Those who carry too many buckets start feeling pail .
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Modern fashion designs are often presented with tongue in chic .
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Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too .
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The first time wine taster had a blanc stare on his face .
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I was given a shampoo and trim by a Pakistani in Liverpool , said Tom in Urdu .
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A tongue of a fool carves a piece of his heart to all sit near him .
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I'm always exhausted by Friday , said Tom weakly .
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Coins are mint to be .
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OS / 2 VirusScan - " Windows found : Remove it ? [ Y / y ] "
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Software Independent : Won't work with ANY software .
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The bullfighter's display of timidity left macho to be desired .
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OLD LAWN CARE WORKERS never die , they just recede .
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If you're dying to purchase cropland in Thailand , then you've baht the farm .
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Have another soft drink , Tom coaxed .
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I don't like hanging out at the pancake house , that place gives me the crepes !
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If you love somebody , let them go , for if they return , they were always yours . And if they don't , they never were .
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Example is better than correction .
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You can't trust a tiger . You never know when he might be lion .
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My name is Bette , I'm a gambler
het_1234
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What everybody says must be true .
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Make haste slowly .
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85 % of all statistics are made up on the spot .
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I heard about this new governing document that says people can only go to the bathroom one per day . It's called the Constipation .
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Fight Truth Decay … Study The Bible Daily
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OLD DIVERS never die , they just get board .
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Advisers run no risks .
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My shins are well protected , Tom grieved .
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" Another work week begins , " said Tom mundanely .
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Bees make money by celling their honey .
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A bunch of robins followed the priest wherever he went . Birds of a father flock together .
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Marry in haste , and repent at leisure .
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Away goes the devil if he finds the door shut against him .
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OLD PROGRAMMERS never die , they just byte it .
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" It's made the grass wet , " said Tom after due consideration .
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The math teacher was a good dancer - he had algorithm .
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" That's nothing ! " said Tom naughtily .
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OLD ELVIS IMPERSONATORS never die , they just get out of sequins .
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Don't cross a bridge before you come to it .
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Live long and prosper . . . But don't let the IRS know .
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Did you hear about the film editor at Hollywood who had a part - time job at a pizza parlor ? He used to ask customers whether they wanted one splice or two .
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The male pig puts everyone to sleep . You could say he's quite the boar .
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Having a rude waiter at an Ethiopian restaurant just adds insult to injera .
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When the pig is proffered , hold up the poke .
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A little knowledge is a dangerous thing .
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The suspect'Sheppard'was finally taken into custody after authorities caught him on the lam .
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If a Monk throws a hissy fit , is it a temple tantrum ?
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They tried to save him with an I . V . but it was all in vein .
het_1262
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The editor inserted a caret in the recipe .
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Joy shared , joy doubled : sorrow shared , sorrow halved .
het_1264
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" Cosign here , " read the first instruction on the trigonometry placement exam .
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Throughout the centuries , the Buddhist herdsmen of Peru have followed their lamas religiously .
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After coming to work and play musicians come home suite home .
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He is my friend that succoreth me , not he that pitieth me .
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There's a Sin dividing line between heaven and hell .
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When old story tellers die they are mythed .
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Repetition is the mother of memory .
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When people first heard of the ABS , it was braking news .
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Procrastinators suffers from a hardening of the oughteries .
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OLD SLAVS never die , they just czech out .
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Circular Definition : see Definition , Circular .
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A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor .
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She was only a Poet's daughter , but I've seen verse .
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Catch not at the shadow and lose the substance .
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" You won the bronze , " said Tom meddlingly .
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Our friends are our mirrors and show us ourselves .
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My name is Mary . I'm a justice of the peace .
het_1281
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Nature is beyond all teaching .
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The humorist's favorite sandwich was smoked tongue on wry .
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Why did the pig quit running the marathon ? He had a problem with his hamstring .
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" A dog bit me , " said Tom rabidly .
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Carmen is my favorite opera , said Tom busily .
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The Arab's opulence was obvious from his chic clothing . "
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OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die they just lose their grippe .
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Next time you wave , use ALL of your fingers ! !
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Waiting for her photos to be developed a young girl sang'Some day my prints will come . '
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I really regretted the inconsiderate comment I made . It was rued .
het_1291
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The eight chicken farmers jumped in their rowing shell and put their cox up in front .
het_1292
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The sun was bright on a dry , cloudless morning , but later it waned .
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A son is a son'till he gets him a wife ; a daughter's a daughter all her life .
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Avoid evil and it will avoid thee .
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A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing .
het_1296
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A baker always put too much flour in his bread because he was a gluten for punishment .
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Remembering the Mongol leader's reputation for chicanery , Marco Polo approached the palace of the khan warily .
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Anxious about the future ? Psalms read every Sunday .
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After Jimmy swallowed a live earthworm , he sat waiting with baited breath to see if he'd get sick .
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I used to enjoy kabuki theatre , but now I prefer noh drama .