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A chaplain on the sea leads the soldiers in their warship .
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A good surgeon has an eagle's eye , a lion's heart , and a lady's hand .
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When asked by her co - workers whether they should bring a gift to her birthday party , Mary replied , " You should know that all I'm interested in is your presence . "
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I keep reading'The Lord of the Rings'over and over . I guess it's just force of hobbit .
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" Give me a haircut , " Tom said barbarously .
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Give me some pre - packed cheese slices , said Tom craftily .
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My name is Tellie . A gossip columnist
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Confidence begets confidence .
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Betty Crocker was a flour child .
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She was only a Coal dealer's daughter , but , oh , where she had bin .
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He had need rise early who would please everybody .
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Tired well worn expressions need to be phrased out of the language .
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OLD SAUSAGE MAKERS never die , they just take a turn for the wurst .
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He rose through the ranks of the International Corn Growers association , eventually becoming a kernel .
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A scientist who wanted a tattoo got a skin graph .
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Balls ! Tom said roundly .
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My friends call me Mesa because of my big butte .
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c - h - r - c - h , were missing u
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My name is Neal . I lead prayer groups .
het_1120
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Maybe I should cut the power before I - - ZZZAAPPOWWWWWW
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Mind like a steel trap - rusted shut !
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Nothing can compare to picnicking on a French hillside and savoring the bries .
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OLD DAIRY FARMERS never die , they just go to the udder place .
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I'd love to , but my favorite commercial is on TV .
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Common fame is often to blame .
het_1126
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She must be wearing mink , Tom inferred .
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" I've got sand in my dinner , " said Tom grittily .
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Westinghouse stopped everything . . . he needed the brake .
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A six foot poet stanza very tall .
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OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die , they just vanish into Finn air .
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The only stupid question is the one that is not asked .
het_1132
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When you use glue in class it paste to be careful .
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When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged . He was the court gesture .
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I didn't want to buy leather shoes , but eventually I was suede .
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It's a long lane that has no turning .
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A kangaroo that can't jump is completely hopless .
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Reported sightings of the abominable snowman are yeti to be confirmed .
het_1138
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Insulting an East Indian chef will bring you bad Korma .
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When the cat is away , the mice will play .
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" I'd like to eat seventeen cakes , " Tom agreed .
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The mathematics professor , lamenting his students'lackadaisical approach to trigonometry , sighed , " It's a sine of the times . "
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There was a guy who played the organ in his garden to get organically grown food .
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At a pet store :'buy one dog , get one flea'.
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The other day I held the door open for a clown . I thought it was a nice jester .
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Men leap over where the hedge is lower .
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A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle .
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My name is Gil . I'm a fisherman .
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A fisherman hated fish and chips but he didn't tell a sole .
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Where vice goes before , vengeance follows after .
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A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession .
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Acid absorbs 10 times its weight in excess reality .
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Her eyes were wide with longing as she peered into the Dunkin'Donuts box and ate the last doughnut whole .
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If the theists all shut up , the gods would be speechless .
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Don't have too many irons in the fire .
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He drove his car until the day of wreckoning .
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I flunked my exam , said Tom , testily .
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" Another plate of seafood for me ! " Tom clamored .
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Good blood always shows itself .
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" Who discovered radium ? " asked Tom curiously .
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I'm a mathematician , Tom added summarily .
het_1161
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Much is expected where much is given .
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True Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !
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A nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse .
het_1164
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My name is Nat . I'm an entomologist .
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Actions speak louder than words .
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If two wrongs don't make a right , try three .
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King Arthur really knew how to deal with the sworded truth .
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When I was starving to death , my children gave me a raisin to keep on living .
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There is nothing new under the sun .
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A still tongue makes a wise head .
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The lamb was cold because he lost his muttons .
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If you have no enemies it is a sign that fortune has forgotten you .
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The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out .
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I'm not a crook , Nixon said resignedly .
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I can't budge this huge box ! " I exclaimed . " Of course not , " the office supply warehouse clerk replied , " it's stationery . " .
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My investments are worth more every day , said Tom appreciatively .
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When the bad poet stood in front of the judge , the judge thought the punishment should fit the rhyme .
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I am the Marlboro Man of Borg . I ( cough ) will assim - ( choke , wheeze ) . .
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Early to bed and early to rise , makes a man healthy , wealthy and wise .
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She dumped him because of all their lousy dates . After all , whining and dining does get tiresome after a while .
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Il se muove , said Galileo , movingly
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Laws catch flies , but lets hornets go free .
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" Nobody has scored yet in the tennis game , " said Tom lovingly .
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When walking through a pig barn be careful how you maneuver .
het_1185
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In middle east outdoor markets you can find bazaar items for sale .
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" Stop , horse ! Stop ! " cried Tom woefully .
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Insanity is just a state of mind .
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Truth gives a short answer , lies go round about .
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Know thyself .
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Do you play the guitar ? , Tom asked callously .
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A miss by an inch is a miss by a mile .
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Light at end of tunnel temporarily out of order .
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I was studying in an apiary class . This resulted in me receiving a bee on my exam .
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She was only a Quarryman's daughter , but she took everything for granite .
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A doctor who fell on his funny bone had a nurse tell him it was a humerus incident .
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He that will thrive must first ask his wife .
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There are a lot of bakeries on the yeast coast .
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Lead by example .
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OLD PACIFISTS never die they just go to peaces .
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The candle - making machine broke down when someone threw a spanner in the wax .