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How dare you point out the actual problem instead of just bashing the GOP like everyone else? | cheetahguy | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,758 | news | ccttn0f |
Panicked Whales Are Stranding in Areas of Seismic Offshore Oil Exploration | [deleted] | 116 | 116 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,978,828 | worldnews | 1ombdg |
And I'm guessing the oil companies will respond by.... doing nothing. | Fatcat_007 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,982,346 | worldnews | cctdhoj |
David Kock Seeded Major Tea Party Group Private Donor List Reveals | 84tigers | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,977,936 | politics | 1omaag |
If you are going to point fingers, at least get the name right in your headline. | misrepresentedentity | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,978,000 | politics | cctbxyi |
When in doubt, look to Chris Rock for the answer | cfiggis | 2,760 | 2,760 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,977,607 | AdviceAnimals | 1om9w2 |
And sometimes they actually have the authority/ability to give themselves a medal. | FuzzyMcBitty | 58 | 58 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,003,972 | AdviceAnimals | ccthn0f |
Just don't let her say that stuff around the WWII vets; they're really committed to the lie. | RhinelandBasterd | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,976,709 | AskReddit | cctbgd0 |
House approves bill to end shutdown | smashthemachine | 2,860 | 2,860 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,976,600 | news | 1om8ml |
Republicans criticize Obama as bad for the economy, yet the GOP's pointless budget battles since taking over the House have cost $700 billion in lost economic activity and 1.2 million lost jobs | leftcoast818 | 108 | 108 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,976,439 | obama | 1om8f9 |
Holy Shit Paul Simon. | xxjosephchristxx | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,976,324 | short | 1om896 |
Giving me a flashback to the mid 80s, back when MTV played music videos! | JohnGM | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,983,154 | short | cctdqzr |
House Approves Bill to end US Shutdown | Teecolz | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,976,293 | worldnews | 1om87s |
Wow that was fast. | Howie_85Sabre | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,976,358 | worldnews | cctbbpk |
Derrick Rose "Vintage" Layup vs Pistons (Oct 16 2013) | Beard_uv_Zeus | 266 | 266 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,974,850 | nba | 1om6fk |
Vintage like...2 years ago? | wilsonthewhitepic | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,980,682 | nba | cctcxf2 |
Context Clues | MoLaster | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,974,735 | TeacherTales | 1om6ao |
Did it work? | SimplyTheDoctor007 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,384,024,249 | TeacherTales | cdahnt6 |
Well then you must simply be a terrible teacher. | SimplyTheDoctor007 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-11 | 1,384,028,415 | TeacherTales | cdaj2h1 |
pretty much every Nickelback song | Andronitis | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,984,815 | AskReddit | ccte92f |
"Not-so special K: big pharma wants ketamine clones to treat depression" | [deleted] | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,974,345 | Drugs | 1om5to |
The Tunings of Rocksmith 2014 | toymachinesh | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,973,911 | rocksmith | 1om598 |
My strings are crying already. | [deleted] | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,977,479 | rocksmith | cctbqsw |
Just buy multiple guitars, pleb. | ibanez5150 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,165 | rocksmith | cctoq2n |
The daily routine. | Grinchym8 | 411 | 411 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,973,414 | bodybuilding | 1om4lw |
Because eating six small meals increases your metabolism. | Loricc | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,996,488 | bodybuilding | cctgp9k |
This is why I love Wisconsin. | kingtut891 | 3,494 | 3,494 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,973,386 | pics | 1om4kl |
Way to make me homesick, jerk. | fexam | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,984,739 | pics | ccte8a4 |
Every Chinese and Russian ship, jet, and tank. | RedLegionnaire | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,997,475 | cars | cctgu5u |
This is SO wtf I am about to puke. | WaldenPrescot | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,020,127 | WTF | cctkwst |
My Views on Race and Immigration | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,973,090 | Anarcho_Capitalism | 1om47q |
It explains a lot of social phenomena that we talk about regularly. | Chimes_of_Freedom | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,975,053 | Anarcho_Capitalism | cctau12 |
Racist pseudo-intellectual musings don't explain anything. | ancapfreethinker | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,979,241 | Anarcho_Capitalism | cctcei4 |
Thanks for that bald assertion, free thinker. | Chimes_of_Freedom | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,979,353 | Anarcho_Capitalism | cctcfx0 |
Oh wait, making a bunch of wild claims in your video and then overtly refusing to back them up is intellectual, my bad | ancapfreethinker | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,982,292 | Anarcho_Capitalism | cctdh18 |
Great way to promote stability in the middle east | moxy800 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,974,602 | politics | cctao22 |
Fat Liberation : It is not my fat body that has failed; it is the culture that has failed for oppressing this body. | EuphoriaMan | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,972,117 | TumblrInAction | 1om2zm |
Pretty sure her fat body will fail, heat disease and joint damage isn't real only feels. | laura4584 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,983,237 | TumblrInAction | cctdryx |
Apparently Sandra Bullock is having her second child | clubdub12 | 2,366 | 2,366 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,971,064 | AdviceAnimals | 1om1nq |
*reddit FTFY | pixelated_fun | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,005,329 | AdviceAnimals | ccthsq4 |
What opinion do you have that goes against the reddit "hivemind"? | Pokeminer | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,971,029 | AskReddit | 1om1lx |
I don't believe that the US is really a fascist hellscape police state that is literally going to throw us all into camps if we don't revolt. | mr_gentleman_sir | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,971,672 | AskReddit | cct9l2w |
State indicts 11 Jewish teens for 'price tag' violent attacks on Arabs in east Jerusalem | 869689698 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,970,592 | worldnews | 1om12c |
As opposed to the Pallies, eh? | aroogu | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,011,045 | worldnews | cctilso |
As a tall guy that really digs short women, I apologize. | Vitto9 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,021,768 | short | cctlhep |
Yeah, you better! | KillJoy575 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,118,125 | short | ccug629 |
When will the lies end? | jewraffe | 2,230 | 2,230 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,969,304 | funny | 1olzeh |
And making jokes about polluted third world countries, yay! | prot0mega | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,000,775 | funny | ccth9c9 |
I think we all know who the best fans in baseball are | baseball494 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,969,297 | baseball | 1olze2 |
I think his joke went a little too far. | ADuncan222 | 1,329 | 1,329 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,968,906 | cringepics | 1olyww |
Killing is okay when it's for laughs! | suburbside | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,993,236 | cringepics | cctg6jc |
"Alabama bill would require physical castration for sex offenders, at offender's expense" | DIC_NOMEN_MEUM | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,968,501 | MensRights | 1olyen |
That's cause 20 miles north of Houston is obviously Cowboys country. | goodguydick | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,970,765 | nba | cct98x7 |
Anon gets a dog (4chan) | RainCloudl | 913 | 913 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,139,677 | Unexpected | 1oqxen |
Real Feminism (found this interesting, thought I'd share). | HorrorHiro | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,138,061 | Anarchism | 1oqvo9 |
*True* scotsmen are the scotsmen out fighting in the battlefield for their country. | deathpigeonx | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,145,445 | Anarchism | ccupxou |
Hero makes girlfriend orgasm 30 times per hour, losing a gallon on fluid due to her massive squirts | Filipp0 | 209 | 209 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,136,240 | thatHappened | 1oqto0 |
CAN CONFIRM AM GLASS OF WATER | Franker350Z | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,152,206 | thatHappened | ccuryr8 |
Trying a little hard aren't ya buddy? | hug_a_tree | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,408 | thatHappened | ccv4erf |
CAN COFNRIM AM BUDY | Franker350Z | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,236,719 | thatHappened | ccvd2wn |
Okay, whatever floats your boat. | hug_a_tree | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,237,097 | thatHappened | ccvd7ox |
Oh, I'm ever so offended. | hug_a_tree | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,238,089 | thatHappened | ccvdk84 |
I really do try | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,136,186 | AdviceAnimals | 1oqtlt |
LoL players in Pokemon X/Y | ThisIsAntwon | 128 | 128 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,135,047 | leagueoflegends | 1oqscs |
No More Pokepuffs.. Only Pizza. | DaveScheidt | 1,338 | 1,338 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,134,668 | pokemon | 1oqrxj |
Aaand your ds is now covered in grease. | LemonOnMyEye | 40 | 40 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,138,052 | pokemon | ccunoc8 |
Yea i'll take that DS if you aren't going to take care of it... | RadioactivePie | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,147,663 | pokemon | ccuqlgp |
What a great way to advertise Reddit in War Thunder! | MaximPanic | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,134,589 | Warthunder | 1oqruo |
I thought L2 Fly/Play was the customary welcome on reddit for new pilots. | datchilla | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,163,511 | Warthunder | ccuuswa |
Just when I thought good karma was coming my way. | laurenisahokie | 155 | 155 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,134,395 | AdviceAnimals | 1oqrmo |
I fucking love how a bank's response to someone not having enough money is to take more of the money they don't have. | TheForceiswithus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,209,195 | AdviceAnimals | ccv3zt6 |
People got so mad when they heard the church funded vaccinations. | classycactus | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,146,355 | latterdaysaints | ccuq7gj |
That is because vaccinations cause down syndrome and homosexuality! | Pure_Adamic | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,372,963 | latterdaysaints | ccwe5nl |
The 33 year old man-child (backstory in comments) | Prestidigitalization | 191 | 191 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,133,544 | creepyPMs | 1oqqmb |
I agree that's pretty ridiculous... But think of all the children they saved today! | Jugrnot | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,143,295 | guns | ccup9xg |
Corpses should stay a bit longer before disappearing not much, but just could be so cool to look around after a long battle and see the piles of dead monsters... despawn time is up to you, but something about a minute would be perfect :) thanks for reading :) | Nakashinator | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,133,006 | minecraftsuggestions | 1oqq0l |
It's a good song | Montisa2008 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,205,617 | Eminem | ccv2soo |
Damn straight. | HonkeyKhang | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,327 | Eminem | ccv4dsd |
It's not nice to make fun of straight people | Montisa2008 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,210,516 | Eminem | ccv4g2o |
You mean those damn breeders | BaltimoreSkater | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,223,892 | Eminem | ccv8uzy |
Oh no, conservatives are wrong which is totally unexpected! | dansot | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,152,102 | politics | ccurxng |
Whats this protest on 104 ave by MacEwan right now? | birtydurger | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,131,358 | Edmonton | 1oqo1y |
The OU woman who cried rape after facing expulsion: Here is the video | SpurdoBurdo | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,131,290 | MensRights | 1oqnyw |
Feminist Fact: If a girl is sensually cradling the back of a man's head while gently thrusting her pelvic region in his face while he is performing oral sex on her IT IS CLEARLY RAPE! | ghebert001 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,135,105 | MensRights | ccumqvb |
US has killed far more civilians with drones than it admits, says UN | noodlez222 | 125 | 125 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,130,869 | politics | 1oqnfr |
No one could have predicted that | waryoftheextreme | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,138,107 | politics | ccunox6 |
John Stossel: Too many Americans want to be victims | discocrisco | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,130,536 | Libertarian | 1oqmzp |
Typical libertarian misogyny. | TheCrool | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,152,767 | Libertarian | ccus4nj |
So brave | Eptiness | 1,486 | 1,486 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,129,768 | cringepics | 1oqlzg |
Because, you pleb, everybody knows that the low intelligence religious sheep would only know how to respond with a spontaneous stoning while angry bearded men yell at you and throw their shoes at you. | BatmanBrah | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,181,589 | cringepics | ccux4ib |
Yeah, and if blacks didn't mention they were black and just painted themselves white they wouldn't be discriminated against in the south either so they should stop complaining. | billmalarky | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,251,370 | cringepics | ccvhg4z |
Packers claim Chris Harper off waivers from 49ers | timberspine | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,129,090 | 49ers | 1oql3q |
Well that was a pretty productive and valuable acquistion we picked up. | kalimashookdeday | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,133,941 | 49ers | ccumcye |
On my way to work, should I slave away or pocket an easy 9 grand? | Bich_tits | 234 | 234 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,128,452 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1oqkaf |
So funny | carracerz14 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,154,402 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccusm7f |
I'm Daisy Coleman, The Teenager At The Center Of The Maryville Rape Media Storm, And This Is What Really Happened | Gecapo | 3,003 | 3,003 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,126,989 | news | 1oqigg |
Yeah, we really need more violence in our society to get retribution. | jaywizzin | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,154,574 | news | ccusnyy |
Seen this at the library today | [deleted] | 99 | 99 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,126,846 | cringepics | 1oqi9p |
GTA Online update- Players now lose up to a maximum of $500 upon death in free mode | harrybond | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,126,383 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1oqhpt |
"millionaires had dropped by 80 percent in the state" Yeah, they went to there other homes... Governor Paul LePage is an embarrassment and a typical (stupid Frenchman). | Rixar13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,128,541 | POLITIC | ccukdd3 |
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