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Vandalism of school property makes me happy too.
billpika
32
32
0
2013-10
1,382,026,820
gamegrumps
cctnduo
Every time... :(
disturbedrader
1,888
1,888
0
2013-10
1,382,021,218
funny
1on9y8
Just walk away from hte urinal and into a stall with your dick still out dripping pee on the floor to grab some toilet paper and then rub it on your dick
[deleted]
33
33
0
2013-10
1,382,024,329
funny
cctmfg0
Easy!
thrownawayd
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,024,578
funny
cctmiw8
I started playing lol when Vi came out and I'm only bronze 3 but I deserve challenger all these bronze bads are holding me back!
bkalen17
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,037,784
leagueoflegends
cctrx8w
Alabama legislator Steve Hurst has reintroduced a bill legalizing castration for sex offenders whose victims are under the age of twelve, and the offender will foot the bill for the procedure.
Darmok_At_Tanagra
1,062
1,062
0
2013-10
1,382,020,383
news
1on8u4
Sure hope no one is ever falsely accused and falsely convicted with this kind of statute in place.
I_HATE_LANDSCAPES
375
375
0
2013-10
1,382,023,574
news
cctm551
that'll never happen under our free and fair justice system
tallwookie
168
168
0
2013-10
1,382,024,519
news
cctmi38
New EU rules to curb transfer of data to US after Edward Snowden revelations - Regulations will make it harder to move European data to third countries, with fines running into billions for failure to comply
bimonscificon
934
934
0
2013-10
1,382,020,003
worldnews
1on8d5
TIL When legendary African King Shaka Zulu's mother died, He ordered no crops could be planted for the year, Pregnant women were to be killed, no milk was to be drank, and then slaughtered 7000 people who were insufficiently grief stricken.
Bluest_waters
2,194
2,194
0
2013-10
1,382,019,194
todayilearned
1on7eh
definitely the fault of evil white colonialists
juancarlosiv
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,035,788
todayilearned
cctr2ez
Philly cop (same one recently seen harassing 2 men) knocks over basketball hoop
fronkyponky
1,690
1,690
0
2013-10
1,382,019,013
videos
1on76q
how do you know the cops havent already asked these kids several times?
clusterfawk
10
10
0
2013-10
1,382,025,947
videos
cctn1lr
What does that matter?
loial37
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,026,360
videos
cctn7bt
Cause you don't disrespect the mutha fuckin authORitAY!
Socrates666
-2
-2
0
2013-10
1,382,027,145
videos
cctnicd
England to face Chile and Germany in November internationals.
ICameHereToDrinkMilk
155
155
0
2013-10
1,382,018,721
soccer
1on6uq
Should have picked a better country to be born in.
ForestEye
21
21
0
2013-10
1,382,048,131
soccer
cctw7ph
Isn't part of an alpha release to communicate with players?
norwegian-dude
39
39
0
2013-10
1,382,020,642
CubeWorld
cctl38c
no way man... people don't release an alpha to get feedback and use their customer base to help discover and fix bugs that wouldn't have been found by a two-man team... no way
rwbronco
65
65
0
2013-10
1,382,021,056
CubeWorld
cctl8e2
Robot baristas crush the final frontier of American employment
der_sinophile
204
204
0
2013-10
1,382,017,942
news
1on60q
But...but...It's Starbucks fault those poor underprivileged people can't support a family of 7 on the shitty wages and poor careers opportunities they are forced to slave through!
SooInappropriate
-3
-3
0
2013-10
1,382,025,472
news
cctmv4e
What are the best Neutral Density and Circular Polarizer filters?
relaxandenjoy
22
22
0
2013-10
1,382,017,849
photography
1on5x8
Bah, just use your sunglasses!
ascottmccauley
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,032,110
photography
cctpify
Here are the 144 Republicans Who Voted For Default
[deleted]
1,986
1,986
0
2013-10
1,382,017,308
politics
1on5c7
He probably inherited his views from his crazy father, Ron Paul
leppardfan
8
8
0
2013-10
1,382,036,965
politics
cctrkmu
Mostly because a libertarian state would be a shining beacon of democracy, equality, and prosperity?
jxnpope12
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,061,935
politics
ccu1kf1
TIL Hoeryong concentration camp in North Korea currently holds 50,000 men women and children who suffer a level of slavery, torture and experimentation comparable with the holocaust.
Espaniel
2,989
2,989
0
2013-10
1,382,017,196
todayilearned
1on57l
So we threaten assault on Syria for gassing a small village, yet 50,000 Koreans have had their human rights stolen, get tortured, treated as slaves, and our government is ok with that?
csmith1706
356
356
0
2013-10
1,382,023,978
todayilearned
cctmaoa
aw HELL NO!
maybelline1
1,797
1,797
0
2013-10
1,382,016,840
MakeupAddiction
1on4ui
CLEARLY you're a militant lesbian.
s1_k2tog
80
80
0
2013-10
1,382,035,342
MakeupAddiction
cctqvgf
The only thing missing from X/Y.
fizzyspells
1,979
1,979
0
2013-10
1,382,016,395
pokemon
1on4ee
Yeah guys, this doesn't get posted enough!
Gurchimo
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,036,410
pokemon
cctrc28
American film director Michael Bay has been injured in an attack in Hong Kong while filming on the set of his latest Transformers film.
NinjaDiscoJesus
1,318
1,318
0
2013-10
1,382,016,043
movies
1on42z
over his crappy movies I'm sure
prophetofgreed
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,031,919
movies
cctpfo6
How does GTA V compare to San Andreas for you?
Swamp85
61
61
0
2013-10
1,382,015,635
GrandTheftAutoV
1on3p0
V has better dialogue, but the story itself is a mess.
asdfasdfaasdfasdf
20
20
0
2013-10
1,382,022,097
GrandTheftAutoV
cctllku
She makes $71,000 a year, but lives paycheque to paycheque
masterreal
344
344
0
2013-10
1,382,015,525
canada
1on3l3
Maybe she should raise her debt ceiling
randomhumanuser
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,030,906
canada
cctp0ub
Award-winning feminist blogger posts rape threat against herself, organizes campus-wide protest, charged with interfering with police investigation.
[deleted]
239
239
0
2013-10
1,382,014,723
MensRights
1on2tv
Coby Electronics Shuts Down, Taking Customer Warranties With It
KAPT_Kipper
26
26
0
2013-10
1,382,014,696
technology
1on2sx
murika
phuk_u
2,268
2,268
0
2013-10
1,382,014,114
WTF
1on2ad
All aboard the unemployment train... choo (cough) choo
joebagss
122
122
0
2013-10
1,382,017,992
WTF
cctk85v
They call it "disability" to make themselves feel like they deserve it.
faster_than_sound
189
189
0
2013-10
1,382,020,219
WTF
cctkxz8
Girls, if you do this, it's a complete turn-off
pepsiguy24
1,695
1,695
0
2013-10
1,382,012,827
AdviceAnimals
1on17f
Who tells you that?
Tehan94
12
12
0
2013-10
1,382,030,289
AdviceAnimals
cctorv0
Scotland Now Receives 40 Percent of its Power from Renewables
pnewell
3,047
3,047
0
2013-10
1,382,012,268
worldnews
1on0on
But *only* during the daytime and after daylight savings, so I'll pretend that this is inconsequential.
boxinafox
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,029,279
worldnews
cctod76
Some images to get you excited for the next generation, just a month away !
Nick_Lastname
2,031
2,031
0
2013-10
1,382,011,457
gaming
1on01m
Yes, because they've played RM a whopping 4 times in the history of their club.
badalchemist
10
10
0
2013-10
1,382,016,755
soccer
cctjv2x
and never lost.
[deleted]
17
17
0
2013-10
1,382,019,741
soccer
cctks6h
I'm pretty sure Real Madrid are still butthurt.
Rich0
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,027,754
soccer
cctnr1p
My 97 year old grandfather(left) and his 95 year old friend(since childhood)discussing last stages of life.
manbirsm
3,258
3,258
0
2013-10
1,382,010,259
pics
1omz69
It's amazing when a friendship persists for that long.
katherkelly
534
534
0
2013-10
1,382,011,539
pics
cctiou1
TIL That China tried to build a city that was a replica of Paris, right down to the replica Eiffel Tower, but it's now a ghost town
WeKillThePacMan
2,133
2,133
0
2013-10
1,382,009,352
todayilearned
1omyj8
Why innovate when you can imitate?
Helplessromantic
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,033,088
todayilearned
cctpx5r
PSA: Windows 8.1 update is now available as a free download for Windows 8 users
herrojew
2,367
2,367
0
2013-10
1,382,008,244
technology
1omxs3
Should I finally upgrade from Windows 7?
Tiop
42
42
0
2013-10
1,382,017,616
technology
cctk43y
Nah, XP still got a few good years left in her.
imright_anduknowit
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,021,887
technology
cctliyk
Did these guys just reinvent the Web?
sidcool1234
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,007,419
programming
1omx90
Well, did they?
ioquatix
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,011,748
programming
cctiq3w
They did, but you can only view web 3.0 with chrome.
gronkkk
8
8
0
2013-10
1,382,011,859
programming
cctiqv0
My little rage
Ps3_Generation
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,007,357
MineZ
1omx7j
Wow bk you shoudve killed 'em.
brandonbjb
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,007,754
MineZ
ccti3vi
British people of Reddit, what "Americanism" infuriates you the most?
DAMMITGUSTAV
897
897
0
2013-10
1,382,006,194
AskReddit
1omwhp
So are we Americans, we just have no accents and a ton of freedoommmmm!
GeorgeAndPFunl
-2
-2
0
2013-10
1,382,026,968
AskReddit
cctnfw4
Silk Road: Will cybercrime evolve in wake of takedown?
LuckyBdx4
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,004,888
technology
1omvpu
No, criminals are all going to go legit now of course.
CanadaIsBeingStolen
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,053,709
technology
cctyc3d
Sebastian Vettel an all-time great, says Murray Walker
Reckruitter
26
26
0
2013-10
1,382,004,629
formula1
1omvk4
Conservative Catholics are concerned about the new Pope's approach "He is calling every single one of us to love our neighbor as ourselves, which is a really hard thing to do"
[deleted]
788
788
0
2013-10
1,382,003,978
worldnews
1omv7f
What's the best riddle you know?
N-Depths
2,692
2,692
0
2013-10
1,382,002,068
AskReddit
1omu7m
It's was lost to taxes
lokiloki4526
5
5
0
2013-10
1,382,138,426
AskReddit
ccunsek
thanks, Obama!
sudomorecowbell
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,226,444
AskReddit
ccv9p2s
Walter White to Heisenberg
DrRhymes
970
970
0
2013-10
1,382,000,375
breakingbad
1omt8p
It's hosted on Minus, how much slower can it get?
greatkingrat
8
8
0
2013-10
1,382,019,195
breakingbad
cctklno
My buddy's Facebook friend is apparently an AnCap, and does not screw around.
TheJucheisLoose
296
296
0
2013-10
1,381,999,516
Anarcho_Capitalism
1omsrg
He should have used some specific examples
platinum_rhodium
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,022,717
Anarcho_Capitalism
cctltmu
We'll take Kagawa back now please =)
curlyfries10
34
34
0
2013-10
1,382,007,608
soccer
ccti34x
We're definitely lacking in attacking mids so I think we'll have him
fusihunter
0
0
0
2013-10
1,382,041,743
soccer
ccttmrr
Ke$ha's Blow without the autotune... I was a bit floored.
eeyore134
854
854
0
2013-10
1,381,996,594
videos
1omr3q
I received a text from my roommates captioned "this is what happens to your dog when you're away"
squidmongoetz
393
393
0
2013-10
1,381,994,664
dogswearinghats
1ompy3
What was common knowledge 100 years ago that most people don't know now?
bovickles
144
144
0
2013-10
1,381,994,451
AskReddit
1omptb
Because, it's not really worthwhile reading unless a tree died to allow you to do it.
eastindyguy
4
4
0
2013-10
1,382,030,495
AskReddit
cctouul
Right, she's so scared she stopped to take a picture of what I think is a taser to show the internet.
ecstaticandinsatiate
20
20
0
2013-10
1,381,990,337
TumblrInAction
cctfmeq
Walking into the back garden and taking an angled down photo on the patio is terrifying.
ThisIsAWittyName
4
4
0
2013-10
1,381,990,498
TumblrInAction
cctfnkz
Overheard the cutest kid in the world playing GTA:O.. Rescued him in a helicopter.
YuckyChucky
1,269
1,269
0
2013-10
1,381,988,225
gaming
1omlaf
No charges against teen who brought guns to school.
Cassroll
11
11
0
2013-10
1,381,988,119
Firearms
1oml73
Obamacare is a tax for existing
madethisaccount2say
402
402
0
2013-10
1,381,986,462
Libertarian
1omjmp
Right, because the only way to get those things is at a store.
stridernfs
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,042,501
Libertarian
cctty9k
Yes because Mark Cuban never does anything solely for media attention.
sperilous
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,025,389
nba
cctmtzn
Formula 1 pit stops are amazing.
matt88888
2,401
2,401
0
2013-10
1,381,985,401
videos
1omim3
Also, it's way more challenging to do pitstops that involve driver changes and tires on cars with fenders.
rbs14k
3
3
0
2013-10
1,382,022,931
videos
cctlwh3
Also no fuel is added.
Hotwir3
2
2
0
2013-10
1,382,046,770
videos
cctvp02
The Horrible Attacking the Humble: Bret Easton Ellis on Alice Munro
lolohn
2
2
0
2013-10
1,381,984,387
literature
1omhlf
I don't think your prose is up to snuff, to criticize the most prolific twitter bitch of our generation.
Slnt
1
1
0
2013-10
1,382,013,938
literature
cctj647
Capitalism is great isn't it?
lightspeed23
1
1
0
2013-10
1,381,997,968
todayilearned
cctgwi8
I bet you're fun at parties.
legojerry
34
34
0
2013-10
1,381,987,837
InvisibleBicycles
cctf27i
Typical cis scum, amirite?
clapyrhands
5
5
0
2013-10
1,381,991,361
InvisibleBicycles
cctftu3
Lazy Roomate
dferbs
2,855
2,855
0
2013-10
1,381,982,364
funny
1omffu
No, Congressman Boehner, I use a *bad apirist*.
humanthepequenino
5
5
0
2013-10
1,381,986,113
theoffice
cctembu
Shutdown took $24 billion bite out of economy
Yosarian2
86
86
0
2013-10
1,381,978,978
news
1ombk7