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Vandalism of school property makes me happy too. | billpika | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,026,820 | gamegrumps | cctnduo |
Every time... :( | disturbedrader | 1,888 | 1,888 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,021,218 | funny | 1on9y8 |
Just walk away from hte urinal and into a stall with your dick still out dripping pee on the floor to grab some toilet paper and then rub it on your dick | [deleted] | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,329 | funny | cctmfg0 |
Easy! | thrownawayd | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,578 | funny | cctmiw8 |
I started playing lol when Vi came out and I'm only bronze 3 but I deserve challenger all these bronze bads are holding me back! | bkalen17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,037,784 | leagueoflegends | cctrx8w |
Alabama legislator Steve Hurst has reintroduced a bill legalizing castration for sex offenders whose victims are under the age of twelve, and the offender will foot the bill for the procedure. | Darmok_At_Tanagra | 1,062 | 1,062 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,020,383 | news | 1on8u4 |
Sure hope no one is ever falsely accused and falsely convicted with this kind of statute in place. | I_HATE_LANDSCAPES | 375 | 375 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,023,574 | news | cctm551 |
that'll never happen under our free and fair justice system | tallwookie | 168 | 168 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,519 | news | cctmi38 |
New EU rules to curb transfer of data to US after Edward Snowden revelations - Regulations will make it harder to move European data to third countries, with fines running into billions for failure to comply | bimonscificon | 934 | 934 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,020,003 | worldnews | 1on8d5 |
TIL When legendary African King Shaka Zulu's mother died, He ordered no crops could be planted for the year, Pregnant women were to be killed, no milk was to be drank, and then slaughtered 7000 people who were insufficiently grief stricken. | Bluest_waters | 2,194 | 2,194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,019,194 | todayilearned | 1on7eh |
definitely the fault of evil white colonialists | juancarlosiv | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,035,788 | todayilearned | cctr2ez |
Philly cop (same one recently seen harassing 2 men) knocks over basketball hoop | fronkyponky | 1,690 | 1,690 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,019,013 | videos | 1on76q |
how do you know the cops havent already asked these kids several times? | clusterfawk | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,025,947 | videos | cctn1lr |
What does that matter? | loial37 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,026,360 | videos | cctn7bt |
Cause you don't disrespect the mutha fuckin authORitAY! | Socrates666 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,027,145 | videos | cctnicd |
England to face Chile and Germany in November internationals. | ICameHereToDrinkMilk | 155 | 155 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,018,721 | soccer | 1on6uq |
Should have picked a better country to be born in. | ForestEye | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,048,131 | soccer | cctw7ph |
Isn't part of an alpha release to communicate with players? | norwegian-dude | 39 | 39 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,020,642 | CubeWorld | cctl38c |
no way man... people don't release an alpha to get feedback and use their customer base to help discover and fix bugs that wouldn't have been found by a two-man team... no way | rwbronco | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,021,056 | CubeWorld | cctl8e2 |
Robot baristas crush the final frontier of American employment | der_sinophile | 204 | 204 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,017,942 | news | 1on60q |
But...but...It's Starbucks fault those poor underprivileged people can't support a family of 7 on the shitty wages and poor careers opportunities they are forced to slave through! | SooInappropriate | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,025,472 | news | cctmv4e |
What are the best Neutral Density and Circular Polarizer filters? | relaxandenjoy | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,017,849 | photography | 1on5x8 |
Bah, just use your sunglasses! | ascottmccauley | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,032,110 | photography | cctpify |
Here are the 144 Republicans Who Voted For Default | [deleted] | 1,986 | 1,986 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,017,308 | politics | 1on5c7 |
He probably inherited his views from his crazy father, Ron Paul | leppardfan | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,036,965 | politics | cctrkmu |
Mostly because a libertarian state would be a shining beacon of democracy, equality, and prosperity? | jxnpope12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,061,935 | politics | ccu1kf1 |
TIL Hoeryong concentration camp in North Korea currently holds 50,000 men women and children who suffer a level of slavery, torture and experimentation comparable with the holocaust. | Espaniel | 2,989 | 2,989 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,017,196 | todayilearned | 1on57l |
So we threaten assault on Syria for gassing a small village, yet 50,000 Koreans have had their human rights stolen, get tortured, treated as slaves, and our government is ok with that? | csmith1706 | 356 | 356 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,023,978 | todayilearned | cctmaoa |
aw HELL NO! | maybelline1 | 1,797 | 1,797 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,016,840 | MakeupAddiction | 1on4ui |
CLEARLY you're a militant lesbian. | s1_k2tog | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,035,342 | MakeupAddiction | cctqvgf |
The only thing missing from X/Y. | fizzyspells | 1,979 | 1,979 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,016,395 | pokemon | 1on4ee |
Yeah guys, this doesn't get posted enough! | Gurchimo | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,036,410 | pokemon | cctrc28 |
American film director Michael Bay has been injured in an attack in Hong Kong while filming on the set of his latest Transformers film. | NinjaDiscoJesus | 1,318 | 1,318 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,016,043 | movies | 1on42z |
over his crappy movies I'm sure | prophetofgreed | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,031,919 | movies | cctpfo6 |
How does GTA V compare to San Andreas for you? | Swamp85 | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,015,635 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1on3p0 |
V has better dialogue, but the story itself is a mess. | asdfasdfaasdfasdf | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,022,097 | GrandTheftAutoV | cctllku |
She makes $71,000 a year, but lives paycheque to paycheque | masterreal | 344 | 344 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,015,525 | canada | 1on3l3 |
Maybe she should raise her debt ceiling | randomhumanuser | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,906 | canada | cctp0ub |
Award-winning feminist blogger posts rape threat against herself, organizes campus-wide protest, charged with interfering with police investigation. | [deleted] | 239 | 239 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,014,723 | MensRights | 1on2tv |
Coby Electronics Shuts Down, Taking Customer Warranties With It | KAPT_Kipper | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,014,696 | technology | 1on2sx |
murika | phuk_u | 2,268 | 2,268 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,014,114 | WTF | 1on2ad |
All aboard the unemployment train... choo (cough) choo | joebagss | 122 | 122 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,017,992 | WTF | cctk85v |
They call it "disability" to make themselves feel like they deserve it. | faster_than_sound | 189 | 189 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,020,219 | WTF | cctkxz8 |
Girls, if you do this, it's a complete turn-off | pepsiguy24 | 1,695 | 1,695 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,012,827 | AdviceAnimals | 1on17f |
Who tells you that? | Tehan94 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,289 | AdviceAnimals | cctorv0 |
Scotland Now Receives 40 Percent of its Power from Renewables | pnewell | 3,047 | 3,047 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,012,268 | worldnews | 1on0on |
But *only* during the daytime and after daylight savings, so I'll pretend that this is inconsequential. | boxinafox | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,029,279 | worldnews | cctod76 |
Some images to get you excited for the next generation, just a month away ! | Nick_Lastname | 2,031 | 2,031 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,011,457 | gaming | 1on01m |
Yes, because they've played RM a whopping 4 times in the history of their club. | badalchemist | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,016,755 | soccer | cctjv2x |
and never lost. | [deleted] | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,019,741 | soccer | cctks6h |
I'm pretty sure Real Madrid are still butthurt. | Rich0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,027,754 | soccer | cctnr1p |
My 97 year old grandfather(left) and his 95 year old friend(since childhood)discussing last stages of life. | manbirsm | 3,258 | 3,258 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,010,259 | pics | 1omz69 |
It's amazing when a friendship persists for that long. | katherkelly | 534 | 534 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,011,539 | pics | cctiou1 |
TIL That China tried to build a city that was a replica of Paris, right down to the replica Eiffel Tower, but it's now a ghost town | WeKillThePacMan | 2,133 | 2,133 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,009,352 | todayilearned | 1omyj8 |
Why innovate when you can imitate? | Helplessromantic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,033,088 | todayilearned | cctpx5r |
PSA: Windows 8.1 update is now available as a free download for Windows 8 users | herrojew | 2,367 | 2,367 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,008,244 | technology | 1omxs3 |
Should I finally upgrade from Windows 7? | Tiop | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,017,616 | technology | cctk43y |
Nah, XP still got a few good years left in her. | imright_anduknowit | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,021,887 | technology | cctliyk |
Did these guys just reinvent the Web? | sidcool1234 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,007,419 | programming | 1omx90 |
Well, did they? | ioquatix | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,011,748 | programming | cctiq3w |
They did, but you can only view web 3.0 with chrome. | gronkkk | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,011,859 | programming | cctiqv0 |
My little rage | Ps3_Generation | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,007,357 | MineZ | 1omx7j |
Wow bk you shoudve killed 'em. | brandonbjb | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,007,754 | MineZ | ccti3vi |
British people of Reddit, what "Americanism" infuriates you the most? | DAMMITGUSTAV | 897 | 897 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,006,194 | AskReddit | 1omwhp |
So are we Americans, we just have no accents and a ton of freedoommmmm! | GeorgeAndPFunl | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,026,968 | AskReddit | cctnfw4 |
Silk Road: Will cybercrime evolve in wake of takedown? | LuckyBdx4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,004,888 | technology | 1omvpu |
No, criminals are all going to go legit now of course. | CanadaIsBeingStolen | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,053,709 | technology | cctyc3d |
Sebastian Vettel an all-time great, says Murray Walker | Reckruitter | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,004,629 | formula1 | 1omvk4 |
Conservative Catholics are concerned about the new Pope's approach "He is calling every single one of us to love our neighbor as ourselves, which is a really hard thing to do" | [deleted] | 788 | 788 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,003,978 | worldnews | 1omv7f |
What's the best riddle you know? | N-Depths | 2,692 | 2,692 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,002,068 | AskReddit | 1omu7m |
It's was lost to taxes | lokiloki4526 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,138,426 | AskReddit | ccunsek |
thanks, Obama! | sudomorecowbell | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,226,444 | AskReddit | ccv9p2s |
Walter White to Heisenberg | DrRhymes | 970 | 970 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,000,375 | breakingbad | 1omt8p |
It's hosted on Minus, how much slower can it get? | greatkingrat | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,019,195 | breakingbad | cctklno |
My buddy's Facebook friend is apparently an AnCap, and does not screw around. | TheJucheisLoose | 296 | 296 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,999,516 | Anarcho_Capitalism | 1omsrg |
He should have used some specific examples | platinum_rhodium | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,022,717 | Anarcho_Capitalism | cctltmu |
We'll take Kagawa back now please =) | curlyfries10 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,007,608 | soccer | ccti34x |
We're definitely lacking in attacking mids so I think we'll have him | fusihunter | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,743 | soccer | ccttmrr |
Ke$ha's Blow without the autotune... I was a bit floored. | eeyore134 | 854 | 854 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,996,594 | videos | 1omr3q |
I received a text from my roommates captioned "this is what happens to your dog when you're away" | squidmongoetz | 393 | 393 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,994,664 | dogswearinghats | 1ompy3 |
What was common knowledge 100 years ago that most people don't know now? | bovickles | 144 | 144 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,994,451 | AskReddit | 1omptb |
Because, it's not really worthwhile reading unless a tree died to allow you to do it. | eastindyguy | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,495 | AskReddit | cctouul |
Right, she's so scared she stopped to take a picture of what I think is a taser to show the internet. | ecstaticandinsatiate | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,990,337 | TumblrInAction | cctfmeq |
Walking into the back garden and taking an angled down photo on the patio is terrifying. | ThisIsAWittyName | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,990,498 | TumblrInAction | cctfnkz |
Overheard the cutest kid in the world playing GTA:O.. Rescued him in a helicopter. | YuckyChucky | 1,269 | 1,269 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,988,225 | gaming | 1omlaf |
No charges against teen who brought guns to school. | Cassroll | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,988,119 | Firearms | 1oml73 |
Obamacare is a tax for existing | madethisaccount2say | 402 | 402 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,986,462 | Libertarian | 1omjmp |
Right, because the only way to get those things is at a store. | stridernfs | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,042,501 | Libertarian | cctty9k |
Yes because Mark Cuban never does anything solely for media attention. | sperilous | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,025,389 | nba | cctmtzn |
Formula 1 pit stops are amazing. | matt88888 | 2,401 | 2,401 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,985,401 | videos | 1omim3 |
Also, it's way more challenging to do pitstops that involve driver changes and tires on cars with fenders. | rbs14k | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,022,931 | videos | cctlwh3 |
Also no fuel is added. | Hotwir3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,046,770 | videos | cctvp02 |
The Horrible Attacking the Humble: Bret Easton Ellis on Alice Munro | lolohn | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,984,387 | literature | 1omhlf |
I don't think your prose is up to snuff, to criticize the most prolific twitter bitch of our generation. | Slnt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,013,938 | literature | cctj647 |
Capitalism is great isn't it? | lightspeed23 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,997,968 | todayilearned | cctgwi8 |
I bet you're fun at parties. | legojerry | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,987,837 | InvisibleBicycles | cctf27i |
Typical cis scum, amirite? | clapyrhands | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,991,361 | InvisibleBicycles | cctftu3 |
Lazy Roomate | dferbs | 2,855 | 2,855 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,982,364 | funny | 1omffu |
No, Congressman Boehner, I use a *bad apirist*. | humanthepequenino | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,986,113 | theoffice | cctembu |
Shutdown took $24 billion bite out of economy | Yosarian2 | 86 | 86 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,978,978 | news | 1ombk7 |
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