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Good to know Google have their priorities straight. | fetal-juice | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,958,079 | google | cct4j41 |
But the most important thing is the economic impact. | greengordon | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,958,818 | collapse | cct4u2s |
Ohio University student is now an alleged rapist after eating out girl in public | byuku | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,892,534 | MensRights | 1ojs2l |
What's the PER for being gifted free throws? | poorchris | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,909,011 | nba | ccsqh0t |
Hey man Jordan wasn't gifted with those free throws. | I_punch_KIDneyS | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,924,603 | nba | ccssja9 |
Excess Skin | adamunknown | 170 | 170 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,891,738 | WTF | 1ojr1k |
Does any one know if theres an updated photo of this feller? | rebeccamb | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,893,157 | WTF | ccsm74e |
That's the beauty of universal health care..... Enjoy | Nivensrobert | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,897,169 | WTF | ccsnnzl |
I'd gladly pay that to help a person instead of giving it to the military industrial complex to take lives. | armauld | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,897,946 | WTF | ccsnwy8 |
Then who pays for the roads and police and teachers and... ? | omgwtf_im_older | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,901,327 | WTF | ccsovl4 |
Benevolent private companies of course, duh. | cumbert_cumbert | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,902,703 | WTF | ccsp87j |
GPS in cop car shows officer speeding more than 700 times | [deleted] | 273 | 273 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,891,508 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | 1ojqqj |
How does one land a job for yahoo? | KingkongGamer | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,901,038 | IAmA | ccsostj |
Government shutdown taking its toll on federal employees - " It just about broke Elise Kanim's heart to have to tell her 6-year-old daughter, Piper, that she couldn't buy her a Halloween costume this year." | pollywog | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,890,412 | politics | 1ojpcn |
But with her being on mandatory leave from work, Mom had plenty of time to MAKE her daughter a costume. | Dubious_Charm | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,892,845 | politics | ccsm2rb |
TIL only 0.19% of the world's population is Jewish | DashFerLev | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,889,935 | todayilearned | 1ojool |
Yet control 91% of the world's population. | Balbanes42 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,025,314 | todayilearned | cctmszy |
I can always count on Pokemon for sage advice. | jaesin | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,888,584 | gaymers | 1ojmwo |
That's total bullshit, the bigger the better. | Musely | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,888,800 | gaymers | ccskhzj |
You mean 3 in three days isn't what you come to this sub for? | EducatedGenus | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,938,938 | lacrosse | ccswpf6 |
Ladies of Reddit, what is one gesture you appreciate that guys don't do enough? | hurleymn | 2,135 | 2,135 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,887,684 | AskReddit | 1ojlql |
Holding our hand, wearing cologne, touching our hair | bookfan01 | 289 | 289 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,890,580 | AskReddit | ccsl7c0 |
Accept that I'm a lesbian and you can't get in my pants. | [deleted] | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,899,291 | AskReddit | ccsobk1 |
he got gonked by desjardins | leafgum | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,899,010 | SanJoseSharks | ccso8o0 |
Anyone have a video link possibly? | tminus54321 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,912,491 | SanJoseSharks | ccsqyi5 |
What excellent producing | mbleslie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,371 | SanJoseSharks | ccsw3vm |
1,727,200,000 nanometers | xXM0N5T3R21Xx | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,885,909 | teenagers | ccsjchk |
I see you're a really cool guy. | nazthetech | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,885,956 | teenagers | ccsjd4r |
Aimpunch in CS:GO, the problem, and the solution | cssplayer | 325 | 325 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,884,926 | GlobalOffensive | 1oji40 |
Yeah mate, you support someone else so I want to smash ya face in... I hate the mentality of Football supporters! | Piemetheus | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,909,073 | britishproblems | ccsqhdp |
Yep that is the mindset of literally every single person who has ever watched and been interested in football. | transfuse | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,912,809 | britishproblems | ccsqzzm |
Off duty officer attempts to arrest Marine and is in turn arrested | Rockbear78 | 175 | 175 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,884,030 | Bad_Cop_No_Donut | 1ojgz9 |
Pre-Shutdown Rule Change Prevents House Members From Calling Vote on Clean CR | alexanderpas | 122 | 122 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,883,044 | politics | 1ojfpx |
The way my can expanded was pretty cool | sportsziggy | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,882,896 | mildlyinteresting | 1ojfip |
Did you put it in the freezer? | milk0r | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,883,565 | mildlyinteresting | ccsifl2 |
We are a dry campus, we don't have beer here. | sportsziggy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,888,135 | mildlyinteresting | ccsk8dp |
The Economist Who Just Won a Nobel Prize Thinks Owning a Home Is a Terrible Investment | Head | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,882,657 | financialindependence | 1ojf78 |
Katawa Shoujo :: Millbee's Date-through - Part #110 'The Fancy Date' | inarsla | 35 | 35 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,882,590 | mindcrack | 1ojf46 |
Sorry labtec D: How does one properly beg for forgiveness on the internets? | inarsla | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,884,693 | mindcrack | ccsivgt |
People don't play a character enough and claim it's terrible based on their limited usage. | jiandersonzer0 | 65 | 65 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,884,449 | Borderlands | ccsirxs |
People don't use the Infinity enough and claim it's terrible because on their bias | blackmarketdolphins | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,888,947 | Borderlands | ccskk43 |
And after all PS4 will sell like double of PC, just like BF3. | mkotechno | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,081,699 | battlefield_4 | ccu77zt |
I didn't know they sold BF3 for next gen? | AquaGiant | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,085,636 | battlefield_4 | ccu7tg9 |
Drawing Distance Level: Peasant | stupiditykills | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,052,070 | pcmasterrace | 1oogip |
Total of 11 car bombs and two suicide bombings killed 66 people in Iraq today | Ferkrako | 2,144 | 2,144 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,052,055 | worldnews | 1ooghy |
but... but... every child is a snowflake | Gurgiwurgi | 122 | 122 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,061,488 | AdviceAnimals | ccu1dzk |
Sell them on Craigslist. | texasguy911 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,052,319 | scuba | cctxt1y |
Some idiots destroy 200 million year old rock formation in Goblin Valley State Park, Utah | stanner5 | 3,085 | 3,085 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,050,153 | videos | 1oody2 |
this is what I was thinking about when people were scoffing that you needed government to enjoy the natural wonders of north america, the national park service. | apestate | 261 | 261 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,050,385 | videos | cctx2on |
But surely a privatized solution would develop to protect the natural beauty of our fair country. | acosmichippo | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,066,492 | videos | ccu3dw4 |
Gee, I wonder which way they vote. | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,064,150 | videos | ccu2gdy |
lol yeah cause those republican's sure do love the environment amiright? | BoxoMorons | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,064,814 | videos | ccu2pzr |
Simplified SCH Flowchart | GDKT0486 | 417 | 417 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,049,968 | ffxiv | 1oodpu |
What's this about the faerie being on Heel? | mkaito | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,052,506 | ffxiv | cctxvm3 |
All things being equal, the fairy will react faster when on Place. | Starmedia11 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,061,860 | ffxiv | ccu1jfa |
She reacts at the same speed, she just has a shorter range on auto-cast than she does on manual cast. | KariArisu | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,062,417 | ffxiv | ccu1rcb |
Heel or place, you shouldn't have to do anything in AK except DPS when you are sufficiently geared. | klumpp | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,070,587 | ffxiv | ccu4uzw |
What is considered properly geared for AK? | the_baldness | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,087,467 | ffxiv | ccu823f |
Thanks to consoles, AMD posts first profit in over a year | ShaidarHaran2 | 219 | 219 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,049,872 | hardware | 1oodl3 |
It's over Intel is finished | TeutorixAleria | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,110,784 | hardware | ccuda0f |
The vote poll shouldn't pop up if we're on the other team. | dnnkk | 152 | 152 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,049,738 | GlobalOffensive | 1ooddv |
\#goldnovamechanics | Salling42 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,095,746 | GlobalOffensive | ccu95mr |
Arkansas School Bus Hijacked By Man With Knife | retuittr | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,047,629 | politics | 1ooahm |
Obviously we need to start arming bus drivers. | GrandEthos | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,047,882 | politics | cctw4ab |
Let's not forget the court order that these protesters have knowingly violated by blockading a highway for 15 days, 6 police cars they torched, the numerous weapons offenses they committed as well. | kifler | 265 | 265 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,057,654 | canada | cctzuj1 |
I support a whole lot more than that. | Coffeeshopman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,101,110 | canada | ccua6o2 |
I hope you get a lot of upvotes so people can see exactly the kind of people the police are dealing with using such a light touch. | Largely | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,102,478 | canada | ccuaiq8 |
Meet the Billboard So Offensive It Only Lasted 45 Minutes | SchuminWeb | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,047,233 | WTF | 1oo9z4 |
Oh man, people are starting to find everything racist. | zyzznerd | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,047,470 | WTF | cctvyoe |
That's racist! | AdventWeed | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,051,680 | WTF | cctxk9w |
Greg Matthews once on a bus in bondi count? | milesawayfromthesun | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,112,717 | Cricket | ccue0vc |
It counts if you took a picture with him or at least harassed him for one. | poochi | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,112,972 | Cricket | ccue4ce |
PA with the new Evasion changes | Jabbz | 172 | 172 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,046,564 | DotA2 | 1oo92q |
Well if they're going this route with stacking evasion there should be at least a couple of more items or spell buffs that give truestrike. | -VanQuisH- | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,057,219 | DotA2 | cctzoii |
Its not like evasion is cheap. | MuffinMopper | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,060,075 | DotA2 | ccu0ta0 |
yea only 1800 gold. | nicoacademia | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,062,696 | DotA2 | ccu1vgm |
US to sell $10.8 bln in missiles, bombs to Saudis, UAE | acervision | 2,474 | 2,474 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,045,741 | worldnews | 1oo7xe |
Kentucky, a bastion of anti-government ire, is the top state for Obamacare enrollment. | Zaylyn | 2,686 | 2,686 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,045,175 | politics | 1oo74h |
V1lat LOVES the new changes. | _AntiFun_ | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,045,034 | DotA2 | 1oo6xr |
It's one thing to be inactive, but it's just obnoxious to complain while doing nothing. | PointingOutIrony | 2,393 | 2,393 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,044,219 | AdviceAnimals | 1oo5w9 |
Violent Cornflakes Ad from 1908 | oilbeefhooked | 271 | 271 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,043,466 | WTF | 1oo4uq |
Seems that bitchy women taking out their aggression on people in the service industry is kinda timeless. | GeebusNZ | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,061,797 | WTF | ccu1iii |
hardy har har | yearofthenope | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,063,559 | WTF | ccu2816 |
Jaden at it again. | MagicalOrgazm | 232 | 232 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,043,123 | cringepics | 1oo4dc |
Wtf does that even mean? | TheReaper808 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,049,322 | cringepics | cctwo1f |
he's mature for his age | redrebellion | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,052,621 | cringepics | cctxx7q |
Get a fedora | RL-3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,043,696 | teenagers | cctughd |
Thin Privilege is not having a body type that people research ways to prevent/fix | allofmywhats | 445 | 445 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,042,836 | fatpeoplestories | 1oo3xl |
NYC to close schools starting next year for Muslim holidays, a city that's 10% Muslim. | _reddit_gold_giver_ | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,042,486 | news | 1oo3f3 |
Sam Bradford makes Kurt Warners top 5 QB's of week 6 | LordKarnage | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,042,242 | StLouisRams | 1oo33l |
Maybe he doesn't hate us ^^^^that ^^^^much. | LordKarnage | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,042,394 | StLouisRams | ccttwns |
Well, he was *barely* on the list | thiscouldbeben | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,047,098 | StLouisRams | cctvtk0 |
Why so much uproar over this? | EntroperZero | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,870 | formula1 | 1oo2jq |
Yes, because drivers of other nationalities never cry injustice when they get a penalty. | Aeson | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,046,991 | formula1 | cctvs0h |
Australian Troops Kill Six-Year-Old Boy, Father in Afghan Night Raid | shortbaldman | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,312 | australia | 1oo1qo |
Aussie heroes, folks, Aussie heroes. | ThePigmanAgain | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,058,658 | australia | ccu08q7 |
Israel and the erosion of democracy: an Australian story | shortbaldman | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,040,582 | australia | 1oo0q4 |
Israel always seems sensitive to any criticism. | DueyDerp | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,044,112 | australia | cctuml7 |
You spelt anti-semitism wrong. | vbevan | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,061,012 | australia | ccu173g |
Keepin' it classy, election style. | Czeris | 170 | 170 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,039,829 | Calgary | 1onzny |
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