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Jordan, Kobe & LeBron statistic for game tying/go-ahead field goal in final 10 seconds of 4th QTR/OT in playoffs. | BoBBBBBBBO | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,947,408 | nba | 1ol5wb |
But Kobe has the clutch gene | SlappyBagg | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,949,370 | nba | cct0v3n |
This is the perfect stat for determining the best ever | therealjgreens | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,968,997 | nba | cct8m3d |
How many daily riders in San Francisco you ask? | kwayte | 1,318 | 1,318 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,946,857 | bicycling | 1ol56v |
Don't you know GD? | JavelinAMX | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,988,503 | kpop | cctf81o |
This is stupid. | Mr_NumNums | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,955,004 | ArcherFX | cct37v4 |
But there's naked people! | saxindustries | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,959,167 | ArcherFX | cct4zbl |
Sounds like a case of divine cuckholdery. | Catso | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,951,916 | creepyPMs | cct1wqo |
Reddit, what TV show finale left you feeling the most satisfied? | bdbassett | 408 | 408 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,946,274 | AskReddit | 1ol4f1 |
Season 4 wrapped up pretty nicely too | njester025 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,972,388 | AskReddit | cct9uic |
Nicole Scherzinger interviewed at benefit honouring Malala Yousafzai; doesn't know who Malala Yousafzai is - awkward. | ieatkittentails | 688 | 688 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,945,683 | cringe | 1ol3m7 |
She really seems to care. | FUCKSHITASS | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,989,949 | cringe | cctfjjf |
Senate Reaches a Deal to Avoid Default | HazonDakir | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,945,400 | worldnews | 1ol38a |
takes away too much chakra | andrew0896 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,969,078 | Naruto | cct8n4o |
Even for Naruto or one of the Kages? | cbih | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,977,033 | Naruto | cctbkri |
About 5.2 Million Poor People Won't Get Insurance Because Their States Resisted Obamacare: Study | ShyBiDude89 | 1,618 | 1,618 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,945,005 | politics | 1ol2pb |
Knock her up and then give the kid up for adoption? | fatmama923 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,998,379 | politics | cctgyg8 |
Palo Alto fire department defends use of emergency text system to notify citizens of a pancake breakfast. | dean4 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,944,403 | news | 1ol1v8 |
As long as the breakfast included bacon it should be considered acceptable. | philtech | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,960,151 | news | cct5e53 |
Patriots Today - Wednesday practice report; Talib, Amendola not at practice | canadam | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,944,376 | Patriots | 1ol1u0 |
Amendola really cannot catch a break, he's got to be one of the unluckiest football players in the NFL | tramplemousse | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,957,775 | Patriots | cct4ej0 |
Austin Collie is pretty close... Funnily enough we've got them both on our roster. | Suddenly_Something | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,965,408 | Patriots | cct7d8u |
Well a negative times a negative is a positive, right so bad luck times bad luck should be good luck ...right? | dudefise | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,968,958 | Patriots | cct8llh |
If someone told me that Josh Freeman would be completing passes to Greg Jennings at the beginning of the year, I would've laughed in their face. | SnyperWeb | 242 | 242 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,944,166 | nfl | ccsyrkx |
Aurora theater shooting court documents blows inside job conspiracy wide open | Slashfan | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,943,538 | conspiratard | 1ol0p9 |
Is it my understanding that some nut just interjected themselves into the case without having any real reason to be there and started waving baseless accusations? | whatwutwutwhat | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,944,426 | conspiratard | ccsyvca |
But its not false until it's **proven** false! | Biffingston | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,041,263 | conspiratard | ccttfbt |
Uncle Drew Part 3 has its date - 10.28.13 | jficarri | 318 | 318 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,943,537 | nba | 1ol0p8 |
In a bizarre twist, the third member turns out to be Johnny Knoxville and Uncle Drew part 3 ends up being a prequel to Bad Grandpa. | Plnr | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,999,419 | nba | ccth3bs |
Eminem returns for his sixth musical appearance on SNL on Nov 2. | Hgunz47 | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,943,468 | Eminem | 1ol0li |
I think when he does it live he's going to have to take a big gasp of air before he starts the "I'm devastating" line. | agtitan | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,949,094 | Eminem | cct0qzu |
I'm sure he lip synched the song too when he was recording. | Whoahbro | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,956,724 | Eminem | cct3yfk |
Guns for the blind | SpinningHead | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,942,889 | gunpolitics | 1okzuz |
Apparently everyone on this show hates blue | kirtar | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,949,259 | magicTCG | cct0th4 |
It *is* the worst color | ThaBlobFish | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,996,120 | magicTCG | cctgnby |
Chevron Sues Rainforest Communities It Contaminated | tsultrim | 591 | 591 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,942,833 | worldnews | 1okzs7 |
I think Chevron needs more tax breaks, what's with all the lawyers' fees and the private army ... | juliuszs | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,949,891 | worldnews | cct12xb |
Spain and Brazil battle over Diego Costa | riq | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,942,229 | soccer | 1okz16 |
This is Genius | JunkyGS | 1,359 | 1,359 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,941,883 | funny | 1okyjt |
The English have the best and most well-thought out chants | unchargedmisconduct | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,973,070 | soccer | ccta3o0 |
No time to smile, too busy drinking | LeoPanthera | 2,220 | 2,220 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,941,095 | pics | 1okxgc |
Chase Bank Limits Cash Withdrawals, Bans International Wire Transfers | dawiepoolman | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,940,449 | Bitcoin | 1okwk7 |
But scary sounding things that fit within the borders of my confirmation bias are always true! | IronBlock | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,051 | Bitcoin | cctmbnh |
250 kilo diving suit, 1911 | klondon7 | 2,733 | 2,733 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,940,377 | pics | 1okwgs |
Pat Robertson Tells Republicans To End Shutdown And Give Up On Obamacare Fight | enshug | 241 | 241 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,940,350 | politics | 1okwfd |
Pat Robertson...the voice of reason. | CharlieDarwin2 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,942,265 | politics | ccsy0be |
An orphan in Florida goes to church and asks someone, anyone to adopt him | clayduda | 440 | 440 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,940,058 | news | 1okw1p |
I'm from Arkansas and what are these? | arkansaurus | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,949,629 | 4x4 | cct0yyv |
mousesports with Ace, Cr1t, Link, Ryze & syndereN | mousesports | 167 | 167 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,939,249 | DotA2 | 1okuym |
Obviously more deserving of tournament invites than Team Empire | Arrdret | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,955,959 | DotA2 | cct3mcc |
Petition | Enact a Law to Protect Bicyclists from Driver Harassment in Baltimore | grizzlygerr | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,939,052 | baltimore | 1okuor |
Why exactly do you think cars have more of a right to the road? | sllewgh | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,946,435 | baltimore | ccszogq |
Hooray for democracy! | JustClassicHim | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,951,287 | baltimore | cct1nda |
Best first mod is a fuckin' Bully Dog, bro. | DogFarm | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,951,207 | Diesel | cct1m68 |
Yeah, I don't see people banning lamb and veal in Europe. | burf | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,962,180 | canada | cct66kz |
Baby sheep and cows aren't as cute as baby seals | dragnflye | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,968,957 | canada | cct8lkt |
ATF threatens French-style firing squad for agents who leak secrets. | pixl_graphix | 272 | 272 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,938,266 | news | 1oktkw |
Exactly, when it's in an unbiased source I'll read it. | dave603 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,954,812 | news | cct34vt |
Is feminism responsible for the fall of Rome and America? | SexSellsCoffee | 293 | 293 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,973 | SubredditDrama | 1okt63 |
Quick, Blame the feminists! | [deleted] | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,945,447 | SubredditDrama | ccszadv |
The feminists are behind the plot to make the MRA look bad! | AgentME | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,957,896 | SubredditDrama | cct4g96 |
Umm if I remember correctly Lebron *only* struggled against Diaw... | rahbee33 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,945,198 | nba | ccsz6s7 |
Tea Party Brings Confederate Flag to White House Protest | [deleted] | 138 | 138 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,446 | politics | 1oksh8 |
Couple perform oral sex on video at Ohio University, girl regrets it, alleges rape | carlsaganfuture | 854 | 854 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,373 | MensRights | 1okse7 |
According to the college rules... she can just claim she was drunk and he will be convicted of rape. | OperatorMike84 | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,947,012 | MensRights | ccszwhm |
The judicial process considers the responsible party to be whoever "initiated" contact, which is usually asserted as the male. | cuteman | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,953,906 | MensRights | cct2qsf |
So if you are both drunk and want to be legally safe, you should just stand there with your junk out and get her to back up onto it. | callthebankshot | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,961,409 | MensRights | cct5wad |
Clemson crowd will try for Guinness World Record noise level at FSU game this Saturday | TBoneTheOriginal | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,280 | CFB | 1oksa9 |
Look at Clemson being all original and stuff. | jonboy345 | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,978,887 | CFB | cctc9t0 |
James Franco's 'Spring Breakers' Oscar campaign gets a second ad | zoeloft | 1,655 | 1,655 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,179 | movies | 1oks5n |
I definitely agree with him stealing the show, Franco was the true star of that movie. | skywardpieces | 94 | 94 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,767 | movies | ccsw96j |
This performance was hilarious, if he actually got an award for this, I would die laughing. | HellaSickTite | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,940,559 | movies | ccsxbxf |
Couple engages in consensual oral sex in public, poses for pictures with onlookers, later on she calls rape | wrez | 179 | 179 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,155 | MensRights | 1oks4n |
When I upvoted your comment just now, was that...? | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,958,296 | MensRights | cct4mcj |
Football has got about as much chance of 'coming home' as Madeleine McCann. | RatherEnglish | 522 | 522 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,090 | britishproblems | 1oks1i |
Yeah, we get it, a little girl is probably dead. | Ultra-ChronicMonstah | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,952,945 | britishproblems | cct2c4d |
BUT IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT | throwaway_time | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,971,577 | britishproblems | cct9jtx |
*swoon* (OKC) | lexiann | 191 | 191 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,064 | creepyPMs | 1oks05 |
Oh my god he has such a way with words, sweet merciful heavens let me at him. | icypops | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,956,249 | creepyPMs | cct3r0g |
Some guys on OKC are just so romantic! | Khades99 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,957,508 | creepyPMs | cct4alq |
Evidence that romance is alive and well. | astro-ponies | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,035,372 | creepyPMs | cctqvx3 |
Boehner Relents, Will Allow Vote on Senate Plan | slutxcore | 2,531 | 2,531 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,936,715 | politics | 1okrkm |
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have any trouble landing a lucrative job with a lobbying firm or conservative think tank. | FriarNurgle | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,941,083 | politics | ccsxjcb |
You can be absolutely sure that there are some Trillionaires who have been heaping rewards on Boehner in their own sneaky ways. | moxy800 | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,942,977 | politics | ccsyal5 |
Trillionaires? | anothershittyUN | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,944,693 | politics | ccsyze8 |
After weeks of intense negotiations, the result is...more negotiations in a few weeks. | dethnight | 181 | 181 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,940,681 | politics | ccsxdne |
luckily they all get to go on vacation for a month or two after all that hard work. | mrsaturn42 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,946,721 | politics | ccszsfz |
CNN: "Boehner: I'll Allow It" Wow, thank you Based Boehner. | theupdown | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,959,682 | politics | cct56yk |
For your viewing pleasure | Butcher_Of_Hope | 1,491 | 1,491 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,936,687 | gifs | 1okrjg |
My boobs hurt watching that. | goslowly_ | 157 | 157 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,945,637 | gifs | ccszd63 |
It's a small price to pay to make so many people so happy. | StutteringDMB | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,951,334 | gifs | cct1o3c |
First extra-Kerbin landing ever this morning.. This counts right? | austarter | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,935,959 | KerbalSpaceProgram | 1okqmo |
travailleur wrote: Good analogy | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,945,089 | doublespeakprivilege | ccsz568 |
North Carolina is first state to cut welfare amid federal shutdown | hackerbots | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,934,632 | conservatives | 1okp53 |
There's going to be much libtears over this about single mothers and poor children. | Slutlord-Fascist | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,939,696 | conservatives | ccswzwi |
GOP: We can avoid debt default by not paying Social Security checks | cyanocobalamin | 570 | 570 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,934,600 | politics | 1okp3q |
Kerry Washington/Eminem November 2nd! | himynameisian | 82 | 82 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,934,424 | LiveFromNewYork | 1okovp |
I didn't think they let black ladies on SNL. | frigginelvis | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,937,563 | LiveFromNewYork | ccsw6gb |
More of an arrogant prick than a creep. | daneesaur | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,934,117 | creepyPMs | 1okoiq |
I knew I recognized them from somewhere | Gadzs | 953 | 953 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,932,320 | funny | 1okmk6 |
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