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It's funny because they can't spell "we're". | BULKGIFTER | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,933,838 | funny | ccsuua8 |
Well it started from the bottom and now it's here | Cpt3020 | 711 | 711 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,940,024 | funny | ccsx4kf |
Feeding tubes in dementia patients: No proven benefit, study says | danmartin89 | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,932,250 | medicine | 1okmhc |
Do you know of any study that analyze feeding tube outcomes specifically? | IthinktherforeIthink | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,971,088 | medicine | cct9d87 |
I'd argue that you're not the one relying on their social security checks to keep you in smokes and alcohol while they're kept in the "back room" of the house. | schlingfo | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,973,610 | medicine | cctaary |
Blake Shelton gives his opinion on the Westboro Baptist Church. | rab813 | 2,194 | 2,194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,931,212 | funny | 1oklgh |
God, I get SO sick of this celebrity double talk, I wonder how he REALLY feels? | kylusD | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,949,311 | funny | cct0ua9 |
Obamacare: a massive privacy breach waiting to happen | [deleted] | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,931,102 | Libertarian | 1oklbm |
You guys are everywhere and I love it. | RegalCabbage | 552 | 552 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,930,445 | TheLastAirbender | 1okkmp |
I really appreciate the contribution of this post to the subreddit. | weakpotatoe | -14 | -14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,941,984 | TheLastAirbender | ccsxw8p |
Sheriff in Maryville rape case says Anonymous members 'all need to get jobs and quit living with their parents.' | mattdpearce | 3,044 | 3,044 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,930,121 | news | 1okkap |
He obviously doesn't understand the Internet. | Hungover0wl | 2,241 | 2,241 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,930,420 | news | ccstsrh |
Well, in the sheriff's defense, if there's one thing that calms people down on the internet it's insults. | the320x200 | 1,845 | 1,845 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,939,035 | news | ccswqrm |
is it bad he went and said that..? | lkrabbit | 140 | 140 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,932,375 | news | ccsudgd |
Government Freezes EBT Funds: Orders States to Withhold Transfers to Food Stamp Recipients | [deleted] | 148 | 148 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,927,577 | conspiracy | 1oki2j |
It's a minor setting detail in Orson Scott Card's Speaker For the Dead | dmswart | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,932,706 | scifi | ccsuh4b |
What's so hard to accept about a space ship that can travel outside of space and time and allow your imagination to create impossible things out of thin air that can instantly cure a genetic disease and bring three alien species into happy coexistence in the span of a few weeks? | PrayForMojo_ | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,936,924 | scifi | ccsvxu8 |
Does anyone know if the Leeds GIC requires RLE before hormones? | j3nnyh | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,927,479 | transgenderUK | 1okhz9 |
I was at the Portman & Tavistock's Leeds base today and they said yes. | jamescoupe10 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,941,692 | transgenderUK | ccsxrzo |
........and heres why lil suzy became a slut | phuk_u | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,926,582 | WTF | 1okh82 |
Yes, because simple nudity always leads to slutdom, right? | Matthew37 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,926,824 | WTF | ccssyeu |
As arctic sea ice melts USA, Russia, Canada, Greenland and Norway prepare for oil exploration with ExxonMobil. | brrpees | 375 | 375 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,926,075 | news | 1okgu0 |
Obviously we need to privatize the atmosphere, so that there's a financial incentive for the owners of the atmosphere to keep it clean, or else people will stop paying their fees to get air. | fencerman | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,939,387 | news | ccswviz |
The brain of a stroke survivor | kirbyfood | 2,926 | 2,926 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,925,838 | WTF | 1okgo5 |
How are they still alive after removing the brain? | DocLecter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,311,766 | WTF | ccvy0od |
"The vocal leaders of the Tea Party, sitting in congress, should all be arrested and tried for treason." | government_shill | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,924,824 | ShitPoliticsSays | 1okfx1 |
Yes, it's so terrible to want to stop indebting future generations that it's literally treason. | uberpower | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,934,302 | ShitPoliticsSays | ccsuzva |
Arrested Developement | tacodoctor226 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,979,251 | AskReddit | cctcemz |
Meet my Aunt, This is grade-A parenting | golfwang86 | 2,115 | 2,115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,924,448 | AdviceAnimals | 1okfon |
"Can I sue him for child support.." xpost cringe | Kellermann | 404 | 404 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,923,645 | MensRights | 1okf5j |
Careful what you say. | Roulette88888 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,935,609 | MensRights | ccsvgml |
I'm just so bloody sick of these double standards! | samsquanch2000 | 1,310 | 1,310 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,922,979 | funny | 1okepx |
Why shouldn't we fat shame | zgrove | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,939,461 | funny | ccswwiv |
I'm pretty sure most overweight people including myself know it's unhealthy to be fat, but in the end can't find the motivation to change how they are, or even a real incentive to change. | dmanbiker | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,942,836 | funny | ccsy8k6 |
That's why you need to be shamed into it | Re-toast | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,943,669 | funny | ccsykdj |
I wanted to make the grilled cheese sticks, but I was out of cheese, so I give you- Rolled up bread fried in (what was probably) way too much butter. | Nyder | 47 | 47 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,922,866 | shittyfoodporn | 1okenj |
Says the country where they allow drug cartels to control the population...its not our problem your country exports drugs producing a criminal lifestyle. | EatingSandwiches1 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,930,226 | worldnews | ccstqu0 |
Of course, the consumption of those drugs is just a conspiracy too, who would believe it? | myfault | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,931,424 | worldnews | ccsu382 |
Thin Privilege is Batman Not Weighing 500 Pounds | MoonMetropolis | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,922,230 | fatlogic | 1okea5 |
SAMCRO represent! | justacheesyguy | 830 | 830 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,922,008 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1oke4w |
That's what my patch is, h/o I'll upload a picture | bigclams | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,955,389 | GrandTheftAutoV | cct3dlg |
OP HAS DIED! | pHreaksYcle | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,959,292 | GrandTheftAutoV | cct516p |
[Yes, he did, and I cried like a bitch] | Kodiak3393 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,975,671 | GrandTheftAutoV | cctb2cs |
We must overthrow the system to protect our freedom to torrent Game of Thrones. | government_shill | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,921,798 | PanicHistory | ccss39x |
Sounds like as good a reason as any to me. | OmegaSeven | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,968,526 | PanicHistory | cct8g6g |
May I please have one guess (more info in comments) | WawaWawaine | 52 | 52 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,921,395 | creepyPMs | 1okdqk |
Blue snowy morning | ilovepanforte | 3,156 | 3,156 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,921,179 | pics | 1okdlv |
North Carolina is first state to cut welfare amid federal shutdown. | spotpig | 2,593 | 2,593 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,920,331 | news | 1okd3r |
I had an impression that welfare is pretty small these days, the bigger problem being people claiming disability for minor aliments (like being obese or "back problems"). | strangedigital | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,930,672 | news | ccstvai |
Good more States should follow and keep that change even after the shutdown is over. | chestd4y | -18 | -18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,930,801 | news | ccstwmm |
I'm an African American just as much as white people are European American | [deleted] | 2,018 | 2,018 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,918,784 | AdviceAnimals | 1okc7c |
tell that to the black lady who runs the equal employment opportunity seminars at my work | greenbabyshit | 969 | 969 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,920,770 | AdviceAnimals | ccsry95 |
Also someone tell the NAACP it's not cool to call them colored people. | zoidberg82 | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,930,475 | AdviceAnimals | ccsttan |
Criminals smuggle in guns after guns are banned in Australia | boomStickThrowAway | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,918,270 | Firearms | 1okbxv |
Five year update on the guy who cured his stage IV prostate cancer with baking soda | OWNtheNWO | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,917,441 | conspiracy | 1okbhx |
Sounds like snake oil to me. | WadeWilsonforPope | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,930,739 | conspiracy | ccstvzf |
No, their 100% Organic snake oil is used as a treatment to reverse vaccine damge, like autism! | Meister_Vargr | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,931,465 | conspiracy | ccsu3ni |
Oracle attacks Open Source | Cenobite | 736 | 736 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,917,170 | linux | 1okbdb |
the same oracle that announced 51 security fixes (50-ish of those were 'remote code execution') in its mostly java portfolio some hours ago? | andreashappe | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,929,525 | linux | ccstk83 |
TIL that Asia Carrera, star of over 250 porn films, won a full academic scholarship to Rutgers University and is a member of Mensa, with an IQ of 156 | laidbacknotlazy | 1,061 | 1,061 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,916,585 | todayilearned | 1okb1h |
The "Cardinals' Way" At Work In The NLCS: Current Formula Is A Winning One | [deleted] | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,915,686 | Cardinals | 1okakr |
OH SNAP: are food stamps about to get cancelled? | capitalistchemist | 57 | 57 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,915,361 | Anarcho_Capitalism | 1okaf0 |
Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly what is going to happen. | callingbullshit01 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,941,359 | Anarcho_Capitalism | ccsxn6v |
Google Nexus 5, Android KitKat clue points to Friday | Come-back-Shane | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,915,342 | Android | 1okaen |
Is there more racism than this? | 99red | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,914,028 | worldpolitics | 1ok9qb |
Its worth noting that this guy doesnt reflect the opinion of every jew | brosephomara | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,931,440 | worldpolitics | ccsu3ei |
"Honeymoon is over for white people in South Africa" | Little_African_Child | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,913,809 | pics | 1ok9le |
Jihadi Work Accident: Two Al-Shabaab Suicide Bombers Planning To Attack World Cup Qualifying Match Accidentally Blow Themselves Up While Preparing Attack | ThatStalePissSmell | 2,386 | 2,386 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,912,453 | worldnews | 1ok8va |
In fairness though, fuck the IRA. | [deleted] | 129 | 129 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,927,616 | worldnews | ccst4ey |
Killing and maiming innocent civilians is a surefire way to get support for your cause. | nottoodrunk | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,944,686 | worldnews | ccsyzat |
Climate Science in a Styrofoam Cup | MuniPal | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,912,064 | climateskeptics | 1ok8n8 |
A major archaeological dig in Wiltshire has unearthed evidence of frogs legs being eaten in Britain, 8,000 years before France, it has been claimed | filosoful | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,910,579 | europe | 1ok7uo |
I loved Will Johnson's satisfied nod after the Alonso elbow, so I made it into a gif | petrus_and_coke | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,910,513 | timbers | 1ok7ta |
LOOK AT THAT EMBELLISHMENT! | LeafOnWind | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,936,673 | timbers | ccsvufq |
"or in other words real music" | Comrade_Ducky | 46 | 46 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,909,864 | lewronggeneration | 1ok7f7 |
Uhhh everyone knows only 90's music is real music dude. | Nebbit1 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,925,626 | lewronggeneration | ccsspta |
Bobby Ryan's hit on Rusty Klesla | fishbert | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,906,157 | hockey | 1ok52n |
His skate stomp stuspension on Mike fisher it the '11 playoffs begs to differ | Johnnystan69 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,936,449 | hockey | ccsvrjb |
cheater in matchmaking (on my alt) | yycproductions | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,904,883 | GlobalOffensive | 1ok477 |
report him and move on. | sn3eky | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,921,504 | GlobalOffensive | ccss1sl |
No, we need constant updates of every single hacker in the game. | evoken1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,935,767 | GlobalOffensive | ccsvipk |
TIL: This is actually the Canucks' hottest start through 7 games in recent memory |Season|W|L|OT|POINTS| |:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--: 2013-14|4|3|0|8| 2012-13|3|2|2|8| 2011-12|3|3|1|7| 2010-11|2|3|2|6| 2009-10|3|4|0|6| 2008-09|3|4|0|6| | kittyroux | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,904,475 | canucks | 1ok3x5 |
Now that I got invited to the beta, I actually realize | Denhonator | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,903,450 | gaming | 1ok34x |
Today CCTV footage has emerged showing that MP Geoff Shaw was assaulted by the mob of taxi drivers for up to a minute yesterday before responding. | aussie40 | 352 | 352 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,902,624 | australia | 1ok2gg |
"School privatization vultures flocked to the Wisconsin State Capitol last week to testify in support of SB 318, a bill that would force the Milwaukee Public School (MPS) system and the city of Milwaukee to sell buildings, including buildings that MPS already has plans for." | Dizzy_Slip | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,902,326 | politics | 1ok27t |
"I believe children are our future...unless we stop them here and now!" | YoRpFiSh | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,922,870 | politics | ccss96j |
For some reason my car duplicated itself when I bought new rims. | uninattainable | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,902,032 | GTAV | 1ok1z7 |
Vikings are seriously considering starting Josh Freeman this weekend - Per Jay Glazer | CiscoCertified | 171 | 171 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,900,960 | nfl | 1ok120 |
Yeah, but he's so awesome since he won in London for us | hinayu | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,929,514 | nfl | ccstk4h |
What the one fuck two fuck red fuck blue fuck? | futuremrsle | 105 | 105 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,900,000 | creepyPMs | 1ok07w |
Ah, "AMMMMMMMWHHHHH", the universal language of seduction. | PussySvengali | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,934,923 | creepyPMs | ccsv7r3 |
Gaudi was a fucking genius | rodut | 2,942 | 2,942 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,899,094 | woahdude | 1ojzdz |
A real genius would have figured out how to build it before he died. | gleiberkid | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,907,193 | woahdude | ccsq67b |
So getting unexpectedly killed by a tram.. means you're retroactively not a genius | ji_sen | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,907,864 | woahdude | ccsqabq |
My patience is being tested today... by a girl I've never met having a party that displeases me | FlynnAssrider | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,898,802 | TumblrInAction | 1ojz4e |
This guy is apparently natty, what do you think? | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,898,112 | bodybuilding | 1ojyhe |
Cause you're clearly the one with issues | buttersrawr | 45 | 45 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,899,917 | creepyPMs | ccsohtn |
Eels appoint Brad Arthur as head coach for 3 seasons | nightss | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,896,651 | nrl | 1ojwx4 |
Aww, people are randomly killing you online? | rhymeignorant | 1,948 | 1,948 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,896,066 | gaming | 1ojw9a |
I really need to build a gaming pc | ArmyofNugz | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,917,889 | gaming | ccsrlga |
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