text
stringlengths 1
10k
| author
stringlengths 3
20
⌀ | score
int64 -1,211
235k
| ups
int64 -926
222k
| downs
int64 -1
59.5k
| date
stringlengths 7
7
| created_utc
int64 1.22B
1.49B
| subreddit
stringlengths 2
21
| id
stringlengths 4
7
|
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
CesaroLoop.gif | stranger44 | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,801,583 | SquaredCircle | 1ogzd2 |
I think Tensai sandbagged him | chefmcduck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,855,949 | SquaredCircle | ccs7hho |
Food Stamps in Red States by County | powersthatbe1 | 637 | 637 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,800,226 | Libertarian | 1ogxf4 |
OMG you're so racist for bringing this up | treetop82 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,822,939 | Libertarian | ccs09bi |
Pusha T is the 'special guest' on the Yeezus tour | FancySchmantz | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,799,499 | hiphopheads | 1ogwgb |
Isn't it amazing how Microsoft has millions of customers but still take time to check so that everything is allright with every individual computer that runs their OS? | Tatshua | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,849,255 | talesfromtechsupport | ccs50e9 |
Musgrave's Playcard Compared with others | martiniman | 68 | 68 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,799,130 | minnesotavikings | 1ogvyk |
Maybe he just has really good vision. | ADAWG1910 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,846,807 | minnesotavikings | ccs47ch |
Physicist: There was no Fukushima nuclear disaster. | damdlux | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,797,673 | conspiracy | 1ogtvr |
My mom + a farm kitten in 1972 | Littleragee | 1,130 | 1,130 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,797,661 | pics | 1ogtvh |
Umm you realize we can see down her skirt right? | immorta1 | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,799,805 | pics | ccrtrex |
Dem high res panties. | Shitty_Human_Being | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,842,939 | pics | ccs34dg |
Flashback: Obama was against mandatory health insurance before he was for it | powersthatbe1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,797,574 | politics | 1ogtqq |
Hmm, he was against mandating healthcare, because it wasn't affordable... Then he pushed the **Affordable** Care Act... You're right, that *doesn't* make sense | 20thlifechoice | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,797,864 | politics | ccrt226 |
Can't believe this actually happened. | kylestroupe | 1,549 | 1,549 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,797,519 | fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu | 1ogto2 |
Do Transgender Bathroom Rights Trump Privacy Rights? | powersthatbe1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,796,533 | Libertarian | 1ogsbk |
But what about people who are legitimately LGBT, like me? | Toph_1992 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,799,888 | Libertarian | ccrtsgw |
You go in the woods, like all your fellow deviants and sodomites! | wrothbard | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,844,309 | Libertarian | ccs3h1s |
How to make friends in class. | pearllioness | 699 | 699 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,796,136 | geek | 1ogrs0 |
Aaaaaaand the breaker trips. | Lcar210 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,824,772 | geek | ccs0i4c |
Sockets are rated for 2400w, a laptop uses ~60-100W max | kiplinght | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,827,848 | geek | ccs0vo8 |
Just you wait, somebody will complain about your snotty ways, bringing facts to the discussion and all. | umibozu | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,833,467 | geek | ccs1ip8 |
The curse of the white man | eaterofdog | 2,096 | 2,096 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,967,527 | gifs | 1olx81 |
white/male privilege is being able to **not** get shot after dancing like *that*. | Draegur | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,003,103 | gifs | ccthjcu |
My nephew is gay and he recently asked if we knew when he was younger.... I showed him this. | BigSketchySeaBeast | 2,465 | 2,465 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,967,467 | funny | 1olx5g |
Pope Francis to Auction his Harley Davidson Motorcycle to Benefit Homeless | DannyDawg | 2,600 | 2,600 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,967,357 | worldnews | 1olx0e |
He would have done it before becoming pope, but he didn't have enough of and audience to show off how humble he is. | nurb101 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,999,305 | worldnews | ccth2s3 |
fedoras | [deleted] | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,968,569 | AskWomen | cct8gp8 |
But what shall I tip to you m'lady? | Danimal2485 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,975,765 | AskWomen | cctb3nr |
NOOOO.. never dry them like that, i dont even put mine on the radiator after they've been washed because BJJ Gi's are the worlds worst when it comes to shrinking let em' hang | [deleted] | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,980,949 | bjj | cctd0qt |
all white belt curriculum is self defense based, particularly Gracie barra the stuff i learnt at that are the only things id use to defend myself | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,013,798 | bjj | cctj51j |
What, no berimbolo on the street? | rand486 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,024,720 | bjj | cctmkt5 |
It will be nice when this Tea Party farce plays out and they are voted out- I would love a relevant third party , but these ass bags aren't it. | dirkalict | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,971,004 | ChicagoSuburbs | cct9c46 |
I can't be the only one that gets annoyed by this | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,965,390 | AdviceAnimals | 1olukx |
What, you don't like bending over backwardly while trying not to make contact with the toilet? | RhinelandBasterd | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,965,430 | AdviceAnimals | cct7dir |
One in a billion: Pilot ejects from aircraft spinning out of control and then....wait for it. | OompaOrangeFace | 2,001 | 2,001 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,964,981 | videos | 1olu2s |
White girl dresses in hijab in order to sympathize with the Islamophobia Muslims face daily --- Tumblr loses it's shit. | WhamBot | 111 | 111 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,964,951 | TumblrInAction | 1olu1d |
While we're at it, why don't they just gift us all the skins | Purp1eCyanide | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,014,559 | leagueoflegends | cctjb0c |
Abbott's Parental leave may trigger internal revolt as Nationals argue the policy favours already well-off women. | nath1234 | 255 | 255 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,962,203 | australia | 1olqk1 |
Here comes the first Great Big New Tax from the LNP, and surprise surprise it favours the already wealthy. | vocader | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,964,923 | australia | cct76ul |
But they didn't start it with Carbon so it's a tax that is obviously favored and supported by the majority. | Warle | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,966,781 | australia | cct7um3 |
Non-American Redditors, what are some urban legends in your country? | Ktrain29 | 1,283 | 1,283 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,962,161 | AskReddit | 1olqi3 |
Can the government check for telltale isotopes to verify? | 99639 | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,972,922 | AskReddit | ccta1m6 |
Nope | tommywantwingies | -6 | -6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,000,517 | AskReddit | ccth886 |
Um yes they can | BitchinTechnology | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,026,782 | AskReddit | cctndbf |
Of course they can, that is the most obvious question that could have been immediately posed, hard to convey sarcasm online I guess | tommywantwingies | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,034,961 | AskReddit | cctqpjp |
yes...yes it is | BitchinTechnology | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,035,104 | AskReddit | cctqrrn |
Ok you're gay, WE GET IT ALREADY | somethingflammable | 2,152 | 2,152 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,962,106 | cringepics | 1olqf6 |
Now you know whats it's like being friend-zoned. | oldsecondhand | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,019,427 | cringepics | cctkoet |
Ted Cruz' Father Suggests Cruz Was "Anointed" to "Bring The Spoils Of War To The Priests" | bruceewilson | 115 | 115 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,961,197 | politics | 1olp8u |
I bet there are plenty of parents who secretly wished they never had kids! | VetTechNH | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,962,570 | childfree | cct6bwu |
Lebron shrugs off the critical comments | redditmod | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,960,981 | nba | 1oloz2 |
I find it totally unreasonable that the back to back MVP, Champion, and Finals MVP doesn't care what anonymous players think about him. | NervousPervis | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,961,658 | nba | cct5zkm |
CPC claims they were snubbed by locked out reporters, uses incident in fundraising email | nononotoryuss | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,960,743 | CanadaPolitics | 1olong |
TIL party leaders give speeches to their caucuses in the House. | trollunit | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,976,817 | CanadaPolitics | cctbhth |
Ahh yes, very funny and original | whoamiamwho | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,969,784 | DotA2 | cct8w88 |
drone battlestation | stevejaramillo | 192 | 192 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,958,249 | GeekPorn | 1oll34 |
and you're on reddit, this *is* our taxes at work. | SenorBaxter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,031,508 | GeekPorn | cctp9hn |
What was the single biggest mistake in all of history? | hoverfish92 | 2,737 | 2,737 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,956,289 | AskReddit | 1olia7 |
Assuming the German forces would take Moscow before the onset of winter in 1941. | rfom1 | 2,855 | 2,855 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,962,290 | AskReddit | cct683y |
The Italians randomly decided to invade Greece and since they were failing miserably the Germans had to come do it and it delayed the invasion of Russian by 3 months. | chillin223 | 193 | 193 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,970,647 | AskReddit | cct97d3 |
Italians are very bad in war. | IvoZetich | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,008,217 | AskReddit | ccti69h |
"Veni, vidi, vici" - no Italian ever | sunnygovan | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,009,144 | AskReddit | cctib24 |
Can someone please explain this to me? | Bjornlandet | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,955,666 | pics | 1olhez |
Jesus wrote the Constitution! | jajison | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,956,535 | pics | cct3vgw |
Chase & Status: International (Skrillex Remix) | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,955,083 | skrillex | 1olgk9 |
haven't heard *this* one before | parots | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,955,525 | skrillex | cct3fp3 |
Unfortunately I doubt that this post will change the way that people respond to losing. | Kiptus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,954,807 | MineZ | cct34sp |
Turquoise | ElectricIndigo | 2,877 | 2,877 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,953,822 | RealGirls | 1olerh |
What I Actually Do When I'm Playing This Game Top: Pray that their jungler is more retarded than mine Mid: Pray that I actually get to play it AD: Pray that I actually have a support Support: Pray that my AD is actually smurfing Jungle: Pray that my team aren't philanthropists or else with the way they play, they could potentially end world hunger | ArcDriveFinish | 1,628 | 1,628 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,953,675 | leagueoflegends | 1olekt |
What I actually do before I play this game: Pray that I can log in. | monocheeze | 1,020 | 1,020 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,958,258 | leagueoflegends | cct4lru |
Unofficial PBE Patch Notes for 10/16/13 - Sultan Gangplank and Haunted Zyra, Zed, Kassadin Changes, Turret Indicators | 0DST | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,953,505 | leagueoflegends | 1olech |
Good thing they're nerfing Sanguine Blade cuz that item was just tooooooo good. | whoopashigitt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,954,066 | leagueoflegends | cct2t9f |
Yeah, I would never be some cougar's fantasy poolboy, that that sounds awful. | wannabetied | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,030,863 | BDSMcommunity | cctp06t |
Creeping Capital Controls At JPMorgan Chase? | plato14 | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,952,714 | Bitcoin | 1old5g |
Senate announces deal to end government shutdown, lift debt ceiling | mistrbrownstone | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,952,712 | news | 1old5a |
As a Tech grad that makes 4x what my parents make, it's totally worth it. | bejean | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,975,159 | gatech | cctaviu |
My twin and I posting sweet as hell for our middle school YouTube channel | cleaveland_g | 660 | 660 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,952,387 | blunderyears | 1olcnn |
Since 2009 only 3 QBs have won in Baltimore, Manning twice, Rothelsberger twice, and Rodgers. | thatkuhlkid | 96 | 96 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,952,225 | nfl | 1olcga |
which manning? | oOoleveloOo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,966,927 | nfl | cct7whk |
How did he remember who I was dating in 2007? | [deleted] | 157 | 157 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,951,706 | creepyPMs | 1olbpr |
"Hot ass white girl" "do u want to go out with me please I will do anything" How are you not wanting a slice of THAT | HappyCat521 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,952,965 | creepyPMs | cct2cfx |
My Engelhard collection went to the next level today.....3oz MFR poured bar! | boss99er | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,951,387 | Silverbugs | 1olb9d |
How many Engelhard pieces you up to now, boss99er? | disanthropologist | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,958,509 | Silverbugs | cct4pic |
You need a 100 ozt bar. | zuizide | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,960,139 | Silverbugs | cct5dxz |
There's a poured Engelhard 100oz at my LCS.....if only I had the funds! | boss99er | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,960,277 | Silverbugs | cct5g11 |
Senate leaders strike deal to raise debt ceiling and end government shutdown | darkon | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,951,308 | politics | 1olb5f |
Hurray for kicking the can down the road! | price-iz-right | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,951,495 | politics | cct1qkv |
Then clearly since you see how complex the world is, it would have to have a sentient creator. | Shagoosty | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,955,937 | DebateAnAtheist | cct3m0p |
I can see it now, "feds raid drug user over 1 gram of pot, estimated street value of 100k" | nsgiad | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,953,963 | reloaded | cct2ro5 |
She's a size 16, 178 lbs, and one of the most successful models in Australia. | [deleted] | 1,084 | 1,084 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,950,540 | pics | 1ola3z |
But it wouldn't be a controversial title if they included that! | reverend_green1 | 2,707 | 2,707 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,952,928 | pics | cct2bvb |
DAE BMI Sucks? | VinceMalumBono | 841 | 841 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,954,980 | pics | cct37ho |
Brony married to Twilight Sparkle explains why pretending to be a pony "crosses a moral and ethical line" | [deleted] | 339 | 339 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,950,486 | cringepics | 1ola18 |
rob ford sleeping at work | emily_strange | 682 | 682 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,949,753 | toronto | 1ol91u |
he can't mediate on an addiction he hasn't noticed and might not even exist | juvegirlbe | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,960,511 | toronto | cct5jic |
I'd like to mention that physical proximity to the NSA building doesn't necessarily infer an increase in monitoring. | Meister_Vargr | 30 | 30 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,958,462 | conspiracy | cct4otr |
I think the idea is they worked with the NSA, so that's why they were so close to the headquarters. | Valura | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,974,524 | conspiracy | cctamzq |
Shopper punches elderly woman who asked her to stop cursing in front of children | [deleted] | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,948,931 | rage | 1ol7xe |
Cardinals pitchers trying to get LA cop to dance | AllowishusDevedander | 1,299 | 1,299 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,947,440 | baseball | 1ol5y4 |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.