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Another hypocritical Tea Bagger. | GiveYourBestEffort | 62 | 62 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,862,292 | politics | ccsa1z7 |
It's not hypocritical- he clearly says that he only *uses* the programs without *supporting* them. | imbignate | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,869,543 | politics | ccsd5x6 |
That smooth animation between that Lee Sin Ult and the Trundle Q | Rakuro21 | 109 | 109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,860,023 | leagueoflegends | 1oik7z |
"I'm at that 'existential crisis' stage of adolescence" | titty_ridick | 125 | 125 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,858,221 | creepyPMs | 1oihrs |
Oh shit son, he's laying down some hot burns on Kidz Bop! | Gamer_152 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,870,736 | creepyPMs | ccsdod0 |
Pick your midseason QB: Johnny Manziel or Marcus Mariota | CoachBrooks | 41 | 41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,857,305 | CFB | 1oigif |
He fucking annihilated a good defense. | [deleted] | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,871,271 | CFB | ccsdwex |
Like how bad are we talking here? | HissingNewt | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,872,333 | CFB | ccsec7e |
Stanford was held to 100 yards passing by Washington. | duckmanDAT | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,881,619 | CFB | ccshp46 |
Now you understand why we Duck fans get kind of pissy about this stuff | SchlaaangCorporation | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,885,244 | CFB | ccsj37o |
Y'all should stop being so inconsiderate and play in a better time zone. | HissingNewt | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,885,662 | CFB | ccsj8z9 |
Deadly encounter with a leopard seal | BonerDude | 1,536 | 1,536 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,857,150 | funny | 1oigbu |
My dad and his beans. | Starfucks13 | 3,067 | 3,067 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,856,417 | dadjokes | 1oifdt |
Week 6 "Had a Bad Day" Team | skepticismissurvival | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,855,898 | nfl | 1oieoy |
Huff and Addison threatening Ducks record book | sacr3dc0w | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,855,696 | ducks | 1oiefa |
ASUS Transformer Pad TF701T goes on sale in the UK on October 21 | jwyche008 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,854,904 | Android | 1oiddl |
I want to see this device go against the Venue Pro 11. | SecretAgentZeroNine | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,859,548 | Android | ccs8xju |
Unfortunately the Venue Pro 11 is a Windows device and the sad reality is no one will buy it so we may never see this head to head. | aquanutz | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,862,309 | Android | ccsa27a |
INFB that damn sandwich. | ArchangelleGestapo | 73 | 73 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,854,722 | INeedFeminismBecause | 1oid5h |
Good Guy Ted Cruz | zkredux | 1,324 | 1,324 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,671 | AdviceAnimals | 1oibsq |
- Donating - Buying things with it - Savings fund - Gambling - Settling money matters with family and friends Ignorant and short sighted people like you makes this world a better place. | usrn | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,854,382 | Bitcoin | ccs6vkq |
Pensioner handed jail sentence for selling crack cocaine | acidaunty | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,259 | news | 1oib8i |
Wow, I bet it will be impossible to buy crack in this town now! | NeonDisease | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,899,961 | news | ccsoia3 |
How a Radical New Teaching Method Could Unleash a Generation of Geniuses | nicasucio | 733 | 733 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,207 | TrueReddit | 1oib5s |
My achievements compared to my dad's..I think he wins | Conway_ | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,145 | pics | 1oib27 |
An alcoholic and an overachiever, how often did your dad live his fantasies out through you? | Iainfixie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,463 | pics | ccs6joj |
Watch Dogs delayed until spring 2014. | Drpackman5000 | 1,655 | 1,655 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,977 | gaming | 1oiatx |
Rockstar sure did make GTA Online perfect | Polar_Bear_Cuddles | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,879,745 | gaming | ccsgzhj |
Clearly not the GOAT like people say. | Prevailence | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,954 | nfl | ccs6pyu |
Yeah, Eddie seemed completely happy with his contract with Bellator | radickulous | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,866,794 | MMA | ccsbz30 |
If gun control works so well why is there ANY murder in NYC | darkprophet23 | 31 | 31 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,708 | gunpolitics | 1oiagm |
TIL that a form of punishment towards homosexuality in Iraq involves using a strong glue to seal the anus, followed by the inducing of diarrhea, which results in torturous death. | square--one | 1,160 | 1,160 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,605 | todayilearned | 1oiabx |
Fucking savages | rbuyna | 241 | 241 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,866,159 | todayilearned | ccsbp7t |
You should respect the cultural diversity of the Middle East, you anti-Muslim bigot! | HuggableBuddy | 191 | 191 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,868,261 | todayilearned | ccscm5m |
Holy smokes, Matt Birk lost a bunch of weight! | 410LaxMD | 71 | 71 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,569 | ravens | 1oiaa1 |
What is going on with those shoes | Xtapher23 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,863 | ravens | ccs6osq |
It's his anti-gay protest by trying to look more fabulous. | maxtheterp | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,861,925 | ravens | ccs9weo |
Too many people focused on Scumbag Wife/GF to see this one | jamoyer128 | 1,718 | 1,718 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,430 | AdviceAnimals | 1oia34 |
Wild wolf in snowstorm next to my car | nateu28 | 3,571 | 3,571 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,304 | pics | 1oi9xd |
aaaaahhhhhhhh, he looks so cold , why didn't you let him in and turn the heater on? | LAschmuck | 121 | 121 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,187 | pics | ccs6fx1 |
Because that would be extremely dangerous. | citizen_coping | -8 | -8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,854,136 | pics | ccs6se8 |
you can get 250 mg of alprazolam powder for $46 from pharmacypowder, best deal on BMR for xanax I believe and was a trusted SR seller. | crazygenius | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,871,800 | reloaded | ccse4c2 |
damn, makes you wonder why bars and tabs are so expensive | dyabak | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,872,985 | reloaded | ccselrc |
not sure but maybe because we live in the US? | crazygenius | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,873,755 | reloaded | ccsewqp |
Yay for big pharma! | ClassyAssAssassin | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,892,666 | reloaded | ccsm0fr |
Heroin knockoff that rots human flesh hits Chicago burbs | icarrera | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,851,393 | ChicagoSuburbs | 1oi8pd |
Do we start another sub with known "good" drug dealers? | ShittyFieldTech | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,862,655 | ChicagoSuburbs | ccsa71c |
This just in: NSA does exactly EVERYTHING. | kvenebbe | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,872,511 | worldnews | ccseer8 |
I'm sure that it has nothing to do with the scale of the operation. | Abusoru | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,880,727 | worldnews | ccshczb |
12 Lead ECG for Consumers | unmined | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,631 | medicine | 1oi7ra |
"Don't mistake my good grammar...." "...your way to easy..." Ugh. | Treva77 | 139 | 139 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,561 | creepyPMs | ccs67kd |
It's like he has the attention span of a fish "I didn't swear in the last sentence I wrote, so I obviously never swore before that." | Treva77 | 69 | 69 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,494 | creepyPMs | ccs6k2x |
And "no expressed rules" would automatically mean it's ok to tell the OP to kill themself, of course. | kupimukki | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,907,125 | creepyPMs | ccsq5rv |
I think someone may have a bee in their bonnet | ThatAwkwardBiscuit | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,246 | creepyPMs | ccs6gqj |
Deficits are Rapidly Shrinking, Spending is Flat under Obama | blixt141 | 141 | 141 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,024 | progressive | 1oi6z8 |
TIL Double Dare slime was made from vanilla pudding, applesauce, oatmeal, and green dye in case any of it got in the kids' mouths, it was perfectly safe. | apieceofthelisa | 2,356 | 2,356 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,849,266 | todayilearned | 1oi5z1 |
I needed a job to pay my bills... I was too late. | B1tN1nja | 1,826 | 1,826 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,848,865 | AdviceAnimals | 1oi5fx |
Yes, because every single time this happens it's poor planning because everyone is a fortune teller | kurisu7885 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,878,479 | AdviceAnimals | ccsgi3z |
Student brings typewriter to class | Bilcus | 1,462 | 1,462 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,848,613 | videos | 1oi54p |
What a nice professor. | Icarrythesun | 439 | 439 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,066 | videos | ccs60tw |
Yeah well it could be because european students get paid to go to school and we Americans take on life crushing, dream killing student debt. | Gangy1 | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,893,518 | videos | ccsmc5w |
Yeah, that's definitely why I would find the clicking of a typewriter during a lecture annoying. | lustre12 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,903,164 | videos | ccspc5r |
TIL the majority of Yemen uses a drug called qat every day at 2PM | THE_DIGIORNO_BOYS | 1,133 | 1,133 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,848,608 | todayilearned | 1oi54f |
just to fight that 2:30 feeling. | Das_Motorbike | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,858,819 | todayilearned | ccs8mt4 |
Five Hour Energy commercial. | Goonsrarg | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,875,831 | todayilearned | ccsfkgg |
Every girl on campus this time of year | cabianfaraveo | 1,597 | 1,597 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,848,419 | funny | 1oi4vw |
Ladies always get in free at Christie's Cabaret on Wendover. | TedMcGriff | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,852,653 | gso | ccs68si |
"friend" | Chryton | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,878,672 | gso | ccsgkqw |
Because no girl should ever step into a strip club. | cryss12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,879,390 | gso | ccsguhm |
Penguins place James Neal on IR. | SilkyMitts | 53 | 53 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,847,962 | hockey | 1oi4bb |
Are we not allowed to be sad that he's now pretty much guaranteed to miss another week's worth of games? | Princes_of_Ithilien | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,176 | hockey | ccs6fri |
Nope, if we're unhappy about it that means we don't really like the team. | remus989 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,853,579 | hockey | ccs6l5b |
Contractors who are demolishing Sandy Hook Elementary school have been required to sign confidentiality agreements forbidding public discussion of the school, full time security guards hired to ensure people don't take pictures | WideAwakeNWO | 1,069 | 1,069 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,847,902 | conspiracy | 1oi491 |
So im a bit confused here... why demolish the building due to the shooting? | Ryusaikou | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,856,569 | conspiracy | ccs7qcv |
Because none of the parents want to send there kids to a school where 26 of their classmates and teachers we're murdered. | Beneneb | 56 | 56 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,857,387 | conspiracy | ccs823z |
Natural Selection 2 - Explained in about 1 Minute | asraniel | 440 | 440 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,847,782 | Games | 1oi43f |
I thought alien early game was suicide rushes to marine starting point. | fathan | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,869,578 | Games | ccsd6ea |
Bomb hoax at school, school punishes all male students, even those not involved. | dabeeisme | 1,732 | 1,732 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,847,035 | news | 1oi374 |
Clearly these are rational, intelligent thinkers whose methods should be above questioning. | Gandydancer | 85 | 85 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,207 | news | ccs5cbw |
He really knows how to charm a man. | [deleted] | 263 | 263 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,846,408 | creepyPMs | 1oi2hg |
Nonsense, just put it overnight in a bag of rice and then try turning it off and on again. | OnlyReadsPostTitles | 169 | 169 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,849,828 | iphone | ccs57hc |
If not ask Siri. | dngu00 | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,850,735 | iphone | ccs5j2p |
iPhone 4 doesn't have Siri :) | Mus1k | -10 | -10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,855,191 | iphone | ccs76p3 |
It doesn't matter how many of them you have, they all don't have Siri. | Jesus_Harold_Christ | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,859,982 | iphone | ccs93ru |
After Sparking Outrage In Detroit, Koch Brothers' Tar Sands Waste Now Piling Up In Chicago | CitizenPlusPlus | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,845,836 | environment | 1oi1uk |
But we must suffer the exploitation and pollution to allow our fascist overlords to live in a lifestyle of decadent luxury and to have enough money to buy our political system -- capitalism *demands* it! | togotme429 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,859,593 | environment | ccs8y68 |
To complete the irony, all we're missing is Whooping Cough. | ChagSC | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,860,301 | rage | ccs989d |
Red Sox players are privately beefing about Jhonny Peralta being eligible | LowAndAway | 90 | 90 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,845,231 | baseball | 1oi16e |
I have no words for this | MERKAGE2013 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,844,955 | MensRights | 1oi0vx |
What I imagine goes on in the women's locker room | bubblr | 1,048 | 1,048 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,844,942 | nsfw | 1oi0ve |
This is pretty much fact | Koontez | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,845,427 | nsfw | ccs3sbt |
Yeah, and us men suck dick in our locker rooms all day as well | yomama629 | -5 | -5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,902,074 | nsfw | ccsp2mh |
The sun is setting on dollar supremacy, and with it, American power | User_Name13 | 505 | 505 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,844,707 | worldnews | 1oi0my |
Guy yelling at a trumpet player...for a long time | Holmes1 | 2,797 | 2,797 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,844,398 | videos | 1oi0bs |
That fancy new MRAP, our leftover body armor and uniforms says otherwise. | Citisol | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,860,048 | Military | ccs94py |
Mandatory Voting Will End Extremism and Government Dysfunction in the U.S....Like it has in other countries. | rationalists | 1,928 | 1,928 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,841,904 | politics | 1ohy1s |
Have you considered that forcing people to vote, might cause a number of people who were previously ignorant to lift their understanding and become less ignorant? | skinnygit | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,866,562 | politics | ccsbvig |
It probably would, but I think that would be insignificant in comparison to the people who are easily swayed by misleading but polarizing soundbytes and other scare tactics prevalent in American politics. | TheMeatball | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,867,487 | politics | ccsc9z1 |
yeah, we sure don't already have this happening already | test822 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,903,229 | politics | ccspcp3 |
Fun fact: Allied success in North Africa can be traced back to Rommel having stomach issues because of low quality of German rations and coming back to Germany. | Frisbeeman | 179 | 179 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,847,301 | todayilearned | ccs4cwl |
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