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how about gold plating the flower? | ademnus | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,740,782 | pics | ccrcea1 |
Look at Mrs fancy pants. | hawtdawgspudder | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,753,343 | pics | ccrdycp |
Coalition stands firm on carbon tax double dissolution threat | PatternPrecognition | 55 | 55 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,720,028 | australia | 1oeeqs |
I missed an | Justanaussie | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,728,848 | australia | ccrabyn |
Yeah dude, it's so taxing on the wrist to repeatedly press Q, especially since I need my left hand free to pop the occasional cheetos puff into my mouth. | Vieto | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,719,751 | leagueoflegends | ccr7kwk |
Wasn't having the greatest day at work, then this happened | yatamare | 2,260 | 2,260 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,718,693 | AdviceAnimals | 1oed5j |
lol yeah, because dating single moms is a total bummer. | RabbitRobotica | -7 | -7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,727,316 | AdviceAnimals | ccr9xum |
Teen rape victim's house burned down by supporters of the Rapist. | Philofadelphia | 633 | 633 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,717,512 | rage | 1oebr3 |
SO glad I decided to transfer to the school in this town | futanecrobestiality | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,775,609 | rage | ccrkym7 |
I too often formulate plans to maybe possibly kill some my allies that involve clumsily and painfully killing myself first | FalseCape | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,836,203 | thewalkingdead | ccs1v8i |
[](/rose4) and look at what 7 billion of us have done to the planet, not to mention we don't treat 1/2 of the population with respect or decency. | DemonRolo | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,717,214 | MLPLounge | ccr6oqs |
[](/rose1) There's a lot more people than "woman beaters and rapists" and most of those haven't done anything wrong. | DemonRolo | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,717,811 | MLPLounge | ccr6wfs |
Do you fire a coach who has made it to the finals for 3 seasons in a row but lost every time? | milehighmecked | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,716,769 | nba | 1oeav1 |
It's up to the best player on the team. | RedditRebirth1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,764,696 | nba | ccrgxab |
If you had one sentence to convince aliens to not blow up earth, what would you say? | walrusnoob | 346 | 346 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,716,436 | AskReddit | 1oeahb |
Bob Costas needs to shut the fuck up. | SmartDrug | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,716,290 | nfl | 1oeaap |
Customer complained their computer was overheating. | mrkowz | 155 | 155 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,715,530 | techsupportgore | 1oe9gf |
I wonder why? | Goofybud16 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,716,432 | techsupportgore | ccr6elm |
Hey, that looks brand new! | cheese1234567890 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,750,399 | techsupportgore | ccrdiqv |
I'm absolutely stunned that you have Yankees flair, OP. | nolanthenerd | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,722,814 | baseball | ccr8mtz |
Don't even know how to reply | [deleted] | 201 | 201 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,714,998 | creepyPMs | 1oe8ve |
Being a Better Person | irishluck92 | 370 | 370 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,714,460 | facepalm | 1oe8aj |
It was freaking me out seeing you post actual articles and comments that weren't -5 or lower, glad to see you're back to normal. | IncompetentRedditor | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,725,351 | chelseafc | ccr9ec2 |
hardwired perk | Courtdog | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,714,412 | blackops2 | ccr5pg7 |
No it's not that because I don't put on hardwired (at least not in pubs) and when you have it on it completely reduces the effect on you as I said in my post I got the "stun" you get when it hits you then go back to normal instead of the usual no red dot, radar, etc. | Ballista234 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,714,622 | blackops2 | ccr5s1k |
TIL that it takes eight computers, four operators, and a computerized 3D model of the field just to make the little yellow first-down line in TV football games. | [deleted] | 1,969 | 1,969 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,712,479 | todayilearned | 1oe65n |
Police gun found at Sydney McDonald's still missing after men who found it admitted to selling it on | Abbrevi8 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,711,696 | australia | 1oe5am |
But we're still going to target law abiding owners who comply with the regulations to stop firearms falling into the hands of criminals | Abbrevi8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,731,068 | australia | ccrauav |
Vision Choking the Life Out Of Supports by Valkrin | BlazinSpeed | 208 | 208 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,711,319 | leagueoflegends | 1oe4x3 |
Miranda from Mass Effect | bdsmash | 148 | 148 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,710,734 | cosplaygirls | 1oe48j |
Also, that's bodypaint. | Milhouse_is_a_meme | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,717,610 | cosplaygirls | ccr6tup |
My partner in crime for the last 20 years. | habaroa | 75 | 75 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,710,290 | PastAndPresentPics | 1oe3o7 |
You've been friend zoned for 20 years? | t3gatus | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,802,722 | PastAndPresentPics | ccruts5 |
Hey Theatres: Fund Your Audiences, Not Just Your Playwrights | idledebonair | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,709,879 | Theatre | 1oe35d |
Still keeping their word after 23 years | Smash_4dams | 2,734 | 2,734 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,709,317 | AdviceAnimals | 1oe2eh |
Looking at you, History Channel | StronGeer | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,724,248 | AdviceAnimals | ccr92nt |
Canada's new polymer $5 and $10 bills | vigorous | 776 | 776 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,709,163 | canada | 1oe271 |
Yep, us Kansans defeated science again. | NeuralLink | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,935,625 | todayilearned | ccsvgtt |
What is something you feel strongly about but would never admit because it might change the way someone views you? | _cyber_bu11y | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,880,718 | AskReddit | 1ojct7 |
Any valid criticism against minorities gets bogged down by the overwhelming need to be politically correct. | Sugreev2001 | 81 | 81 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,888,379 | AskReddit | ccskbwe |
Black people commit more crime than whites. | Gr4phix | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,898,363 | AskReddit | ccso1n7 |
Do I really have to explain a money farm? | Bless_Me_Bagpipes | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,944,236 | tappedout | ccsysl2 |
At my university | aaneww | 2,142 | 2,142 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,878,609 | funny | 1oja2a |
This guy doesn't seem to realize that Iowa City/Coralville are so progressive, they've been in a long term domestic relationship like forever. | Vio_ | 67 | 67 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,893,085 | funny | ccsm62j |
he also doesn't seem to realize that according to leviticus, what he's wearing is an abominable sin | overtoke | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,897,287 | funny | ccsnped |
Libs may sell off $23b HECS debt to improve the budget bottom line | royal_parasite | 301 | 301 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,877,816 | australia | 1oj8xi |
I don't think arts degrees should be in any way subsidised. | rigbymasnt | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,886,527 | australia | ccsjl8c |
Oh well you're obviously just a Liberal party shill who believes an elitist society where the rich spit on the poor and uneducated is the best kind. | chuboy91 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,890,704 | australia | ccsl938 |
I bet students are going to just *love* paying interest on student loans within the next 3-5 years! | evgasmic | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,881,573 | australia | ccshohm |
Afghan President Admits to being on US Payroll (surprise surprise) | big_al11 | 74 | 74 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,876,248 | worldevents | 1oj6sh |
Shocking. | dahlesreb | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,880,652 | worldevents | ccshbye |
Cross Play Confirmed for Terraria on Vita! | capelord | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,876,196 | vita | 1oj6qm |
Opinion Thread ^ title comment and people will tell you their opinions about you | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,875,830 | teenagers | 1oj69m |
Frank Mir Ponders Retirement | Destroyer_Wes | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,875,751 | MMA | 1oj65v |
Matt Damon gives an incredible speech: "The problem today isn't civil disobedience, it is civil obedience". | big_al11 | 2,345 | 2,345 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,874,689 | politics | 1oj5df |
"Show me a physically attractive female and her single male friend and I'll show you a guy that would fuck her if she offered." | pixis-4950 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,874,266 | doublespeakprivilege | 1oj4qf |
just srs reminding us how being attracted to high school girls is the same as pedophilia and post-pubescence isn't real. | [deleted] | 54 | 54 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,873,653 | SRSsucks | 1oj3u8 |
Yeah because open betas aren't meant for bug testing. | Spastic_colon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,873,885 | hearthstone | ccseyn2 |
Suppressed .308 rifle | LeadFarmerMF | 24 | 24 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,871,694 | Firearms | 1oj11m |
Do women enjoy watching men fight? | JustBlue | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,870,954 | AskWomen | 1oizxv |
Burnt out car at Richmond and Huron | noahdibs | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,870,784 | londonontario | 1oizok |
35 year old man says he wants to fuck a high school student, commenter reminds us that "most healthy guys think the same thing at times" | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,870,015 | doublespeakprivilege | 1oiyjq |
DaW1zard wrote: But remember that all Muslims are pedophiles because one part of the Quran said so! | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,895,394 | doublespeakprivilege | ccsn29o |
The Japanese love industry | Jaronn | 2,714 | 2,714 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,868,008 | WTF | 1oivio |
The more the merrier! | imabadpersonthrowawa | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,893,056 | WTF | ccsm5ni |
Ravel Morrison scores another solo special for England | SoccaPPP | 498 | 498 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,867,974 | soccer | 1oivgl |
Fergie let them go because he knew that's how they'd reach their potential. | epik | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,879,352 | soccer | ccsgtxt |
What is the one thing that is popular today that you absolutely hate? | KroipyBill | 174 | 174 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,867,336 | AskReddit | 1oiukr |
Surely my post about vaccinations causing autism is just 'information' and not harming anyone in any way, i'm helping! | jateky | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,877,640 | AskReddit | ccsg6oo |
When your SO has completely different tastes in entertainment value, this is an easy way to start an argument | AnbraxasMMOTM | 1,984 | 1,984 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,866,842 | AdviceAnimals | 1oittw |
You should both just go out for a run or something instead of bitching to each other about who's entertainment is better. | xnerdyxrealistx | 330 | 330 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,869,206 | AdviceAnimals | ccsd106 |
Are 40% of child soldiers female or is just another one of the made up feminist statistics? | tinsoldiers | 50 | 50 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,866,319 | MensRights | 1oit2u |
If they are, they're the 40% that matter. | ThePigmanAgain | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,888,247 | MensRights | ccska0f |
The only way to play Dark Souls | gaping_your_mother | 2,257 | 2,257 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,866,252 | gaming | 1oisz6 |
The guy who sells repair powders sells the repair kit I thought | Tezerel | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,907,008 | gaming | ccsq50m |
Yeah I bought the repair kit and then killed the undead merchant for the uchigatana :) I'm no expert on Dark souls, I'm currently in Anor Londo of my first play through | Tezerel | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,936,703 | gaming | ccsvuun |
I got fall control, ill just fall all the way down where the badguys arent! | Tezerel | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,955,842 | gaming | cct3kia |
finally the ant savior is re-born | btrdtoast | 1,642 | 1,642 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,864,905 | WTF | 1oir3m |
Obama: working at every turn to subvert the will of Jesus by trying to provide health care to all. | Bob3333 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,880,034 | WTF | ccsh3g8 |
by fucking over everyone who works hard for their money | TacosAreAwesome | -11 | -11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,890,845 | WTF | ccslb1m |
so you want lil timmy to DIE OF CANCER | TacosAreCrappy | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,892,732 | WTF | ccsm1b0 |
Little Timmy should get a fucking job like the rest of us! | ExplodingUnicorns | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,898,267 | WTF | ccso0mm |
Found this at the dollar store, wtf. | Squiggy_Pusterdump | 2,014 | 2,014 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,864,684 | WTF | 1oiqrt |
How the shutdown derailed the Republican rebranding campaign | 75000_Tokkul | 126 | 126 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,863,747 | politics | 1oiphe |
Where's Reince When you need him? | upnorthgirl | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,867,202 | politics | ccsc5j9 |
Most games played since 2010-2011 (Regular season & playoffs) | BoBBBBBBBO | 177 | 177 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,863,601 | nba | 1oip9r |
Well we should at least give Mario Chalmers credit for showing up. | so-cal_kid | 114 | 114 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,868,990 | nba | ccscxo5 |
Ah, the Luol Deng stats. | dalilama711 | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,880,843 | nba | ccshemm |
Hahahahaahaha yes you got me hahahah ;D But minutes total regular season would count him out with the injuries the last 2 seasons :( 10-11 Deng I miss you so fucking much hope you're back 100% this season :(((((( | thisguy012 | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,880,994 | nba | ccshgpo |
Got bored doing Math homework, so I drew this. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,863,348 | mildlyinteresting | 1oiowg |
What an amazing and original idea that I've never seen before. | Oreosmooshy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,864,368 | mildlyinteresting | ccsaxum |
Xbox Live Computer free services to developers confirmed to include dedicated servers. | Useless_imbecile | 105 | 105 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,862,319 | Games | 1oingr |
The comments in this thread are a Libertarian shithole. | TaylorS1986 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,886,734 | news | ccsjo76 |
Thanks for providing such insightful and valuable commentary! | DonTago | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,887,927 | news | ccsk5b4 |
Some Palestinians want their people to abandon the refugee camps without demanding back their homes in Israel | emr1028 | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,862,172 | worldnews | 1oin8w |
When the Palestinians decide that making their own lives better is more important than hurting Israel, there will be peace. | ZachofFables | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,870,147 | worldnews | ccsdf17 |
Yeah everyone knows that's how Israel works. | 90brabus | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,909,651 | worldnews | ccsqkia |
What's your most recent "First World Problems" experience? | tinker12 | 282 | 282 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,862,136 | AskReddit | 1oin73 |
How about Shawcross? | willwob | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,861,756 | Gunners | ccs9tu2 |
Tea Party Politician Explains Why He's Against Govt Programs Despite Having 10 Kids on Medicaid | [deleted] | 519 | 519 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,861,169 | politics | 1oilt5 |
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