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That homeless man learning to code arrested by NYPD | eosag | 562 | 562 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,781,490 | technology | 1og6qk |
Days in jail for sleeping on a bench? | goomyman | 43 | 43 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,786,467 | technology | ccrp2kz |
you can turn it off? | collaborations | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,814,328 | iphone | ccrylh3 |
New Eminem track premiering tonight! | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,780,991 | hiphopheads | 1og5y6 |
fingers crossed for love the way you lie part 2 | sambills | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,781,139 | hiphopheads | ccrn21c |
Doctors of Reddit, how could you tell a patient was hiding something? | suneyes | 432 | 432 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,780,788 | AskReddit | 1og5mi |
More like shove a Bible in your vagina... How dare you consider being a sexual being without your relationship first being recognized by God and State! | LAULitics | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,822,765 | AskReddit | ccs08ha |
Clashes between Democrats and Republicans in Washington since 2010 have cut one percentage point from US growth and cost the nation 2m jobs over three years, according to a report by Macroeconomic Advisers, the economic research group. | Bemuzed | 126 | 126 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,780,375 | politics | 1og506 |
Yes because they are equally to blame. | Sidwill | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,781,147 | politics | ccrn24y |
Another episode of "Guess that Drug!" | [deleted] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,780,110 | ProtectAndServe | 1og4ms |
But we should legalize drugs! | GDRolfe | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,006,146 | ProtectAndServe | ccthw7s |
Red Bull just released the full POV video of Felix Baumgartner's jump, alongside multiple angles and mission data. | SnowOhio | 3,584 | 3,584 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,779,531 | videos | 1og3r4 |
Guys this is totes fake, there arent any stars | greypiper1 | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,797,970 | videos | ccrt3gc |
The Rules Change that allowed Republicans to block voting in the US House of Representatives. | ranscot | 101 | 101 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,779,382 | politics | 1og3j9 |
Amazing how President Obama hypnotized the Republicans into passing that so they'd look like the bad guys here. | PurpleCapybara | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,785,306 | politics | ccron28 |
The Loch Ness Monster is a fake, not flesh and blood like you and I. | Nessie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,828,164 | skeptic | ccs0wzg |
Oh, you're totally right, thats why this sea monster is a different, real one, unlike that fake more famous loch ness monster | innominatargh | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,831,923 | skeptic | ccs1c7y |
"This May was the first month that the demand for electric vehicles exceeded supply," - Six Ways Electric Vehicles Are Stimulating the Economy | Buck-Nasty | 274 | 274 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,777,869 | Futurology | 1og14v |
finally, battery technology will skyrocket after this, cant wait to have 30 hours+ on my macbook | naturecollision | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,804,802 | Futurology | ccrvkx6 |
Are you implying that demand is a driving force of innovation? | positivespectrum | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,815,843 | Futurology | ccryyjt |
Yep, as a recent graduate this seems pretty accurate. | [deleted] | 2,413 | 2,413 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,776,704 | funny | 1ofzch |
Other life Hack: Don't go to college | Silenco | 64 | 64 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,787,524 | funny | ccrpgqw |
IM NOT GUNNA TAKE ADVICE FROM SOME GUY WHO'SE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO COLLEGE | CallMePyro | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,805,850 | funny | ccrvyms |
Top 10 most Underrated Rappers | Zero Payola | jannia5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,776,584 | hiphopheads | 1ofz5l |
The article was real informative | SouthrnComfort | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,778,037 | hiphopheads | ccrlvu6 |
Yeah all those two goal leads we've had eh | CHUNKYANALDISCHARGE | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,818,194 | canucks | ccrzgfj |
'The Walking Dead' Premiere Draws Record 16.1 Million Viewers, the Largest Cable Audience in History! | [deleted] | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,776,322 | television | 1ofyq1 |
I know reddit hates the show, but they are wrong. | fallingandflying | -15 | -15 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,776,837 | television | ccrlfbl |
Yes, opinions are either right or wrong. | Kloster | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,777,007 | television | ccrlhmg |
I have to remind my co-workers this, often. | deerack | 328 | 328 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,774,660 | trees | 1ofw4q |
Keep calling yourselves "stoners," that helps. | Pee_Pee | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,785,649 | trees | ccroros |
User threaten a week long boycott because mods have been implementing the "don't change title" rule too rigourously | almostabot | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,773,978 | SubredditDrama | 1ofv1l |
whenever people proclaim that they are intelligent, i usually start thinking otherwise. | [deleted] | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,782,124 | SubredditDrama | ccrnff2 |
My philosophy is that if someone truly is nice, smart, honest, or something like that, they never have to say it because someone else will. | [deleted] | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,796,137 | SubredditDrama | ccrsgaj |
Well aren't you intelligent. | _______QUEBEC_______ | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,800,192 | SubredditDrama | ccrtwfq |
Thank you | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,802,457 | SubredditDrama | ccruqeu |
Like me! | seanziewonzie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,803,521 | SubredditDrama | ccrv46j |
I went star gazing today at the zoo | [deleted] | 878 | 878 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,773,403 | funny | 1ofu6h |
How did she not realize that her top does not go with those shorts? | Rokki_Sunshine | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,778,152 | funny | ccrlxej |
Manchester United's relegation this year should shock some people. | THEWhoopiGoldberg | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,789,093 | soccer | ccrq179 |
Saw it coming as soon as Moyes was hired and Kagawa was on the bench | Breklinho | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,795,373 | soccer | ccrs6yx |
This is why they're called the Redskins | rehab138 | 1,139 | 1,139 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,772,851 | sports | 1oftd5 |
For real, though, the team name is racist as hell and really ought to be changed. | beedogs | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,808,228 | sports | ccrwss1 |
And while they're at it, they should paint the White House black, too! | krunchTaste | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,822,680 | sports | ccs0816 |
Superman 75th Anniversary short officially released | Bennett1984 | 176 | 176 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,771,917 | DCcomics | 1ofs0m |
Needs more Batman | [deleted] | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,797,872 | DCcomics | ccrt25y |
You should pretty much drop out now. | MELBOT87 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,771,662 | LawSchool | ccrjgai |
Why Android SSL was downgraded from AES256-SHA to RC4-MD5 in late 2010 | kismor | 480 | 480 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,771,187 | Android | 1ofqzj |
This is a bit above my pay grade - as an end user, not a dev, is there anything I can and/or should be doing with this information aside from feeling ever more uneasy? | MarquisDeSwag | 34 | 34 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,776,990 | Android | ccrlhe5 |
"Whatever you're doing you dont want others knowing, you should stop doing" ? | HCrikki | -17 | -17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,778,753 | Android | ccrm5rh |
Like entering my PIN for online banking? | st0815 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,781,707 | Android | ccrn9q8 |
GabeN Have Mercy On This Poor Peasant's Soul | ManBearCow | 33 | 33 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,770,621 | pcmasterrace | 1ofq69 |
I get the feeling that most people who say things like this have never used a computer with any graphics muscle at all. | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,775,719 | pcmasterrace | ccrl05o |
And it begins... Paseo / I-25 Interchange Project | joshvr6 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,770,546 | Albuquerque | 1ofq2c |
So admirable ... Dream Big! | ManWithNoPantsOn | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,799,320 | Albuquerque | ccrtl2o |
Plot twist: her name is actually nancy. | ayePALINDROMEeye | 96 | 96 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,776,212 | AdviceAnimals | ccrl6vy |
No it's irony. | skw1dward | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,797,348 | AdviceAnimals | ccrsvct |
Bills will sign Matt Flynn today | bobisterbezreal | 890 | 890 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,768,701 | nfl | 1ofnld |
Why Jacksonville hasn't signed him baffles me | super_toker_420 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,786,971 | nfl | ccrp9cr |
Because Gus Bradley saw enough of Flynn in Seattle to know he's not the real deal. | uncle_buck_hunter | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,795,261 | nfl | ccrs5mc |
Because Gus Bradley is a great judge of talent, considering how he keeps starting Gabbert. | BSPEsquire | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,816,890 | nfl | ccrz6sx |
Best Sniper Class: Remove BO2 disc, Insert MW or MW2 disc, Enjoy | jrgray6 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,776,849 | blackops2 | ccrlfil |
Beast Oop by Steve Kerr (2k14) | KCChiefs57 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,981 | NBA2k | 1ofmks |
I don't know why I was expecting kerr to be on the receiving end | ROFLOWSKI | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,879,233 | NBA2k | ccsgscr |
That's not what ur mum said last night lol /im14 | KCChiefs57 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,122,667 | NBA2k | ccuhzpi |
Jimquisition: Toxic | Khirvel | 82 | 82 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,605 | Games | 1ofm18 |
The award for annoying overused buzzword of 2013 goes to: Toxic Please give a fond farewell to 2012's winner "entitled". | Korelle | 63 | 63 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,772,412 | Games | ccrjqlz |
I vastly prefer "Problematic" | nybbas | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,794,304 | Games | ccrrtwd |
I Was Just Following Orders | jtdizzle01 | 1,759 | 1,759 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,504 | AdviceAnimals | 1oflvx |
You poor soul I hope you're gonna be okay! | NonsensicalDeep | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,799,815 | AdviceAnimals | ccrtriy |
Thou shall not pass | arbili | 1,103 | 1,103 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,164 | funny | 1ofle0 |
If you find this funny, fuck you | FeroXys | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,788,786 | funny | ccrpx7x |
Student at my university found this on their bike seat this week. | ernestapfel | 2,888 | 2,888 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,011 | WTF | 1ofl6n |
U WET YET | HilaryHarlequin | 1,500 | 1,500 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,766,775 | cringepics | 1ofkua |
It's not even an M-series! | trmatthe | -4 | -4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,792,349 | cringepics | ccrr61x |
Nintendo Wii U sales up 685% as Zelda Wind Waker HD hits shelves | TheRealCheese0 | 2,168 | 2,168 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,766,690 | gaming | 1ofkpt |
Isn't it obvious, hes been flirting with the green party for a while now, He might as well run as green party nominee. | killzon32 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,870,731 | Republican | ccsdoao |
The only person to blame for the sorry state of American politics today is John Boehner. | TalkingBackAgain | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,116 | AskReddit | ccrhs24 |
Ah yes, without Johnny boy we'd be a perfect country without a single issue. | stradtown | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,512 | AskReddit | ccrhxbe |
You'd think at this point they'd know better. | Snailers | 64 | 64 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,765,759 | ClashOfClans | 1ofjfi |
What the base looks fantastic all they need to do is build archer towers | hanoobslag | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,777,124 | ClashOfClans | ccrlj7s |
exactly how it should be in todays world. | st0j | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,793,609 | todayilearned | ccrrlg3 |
truckers list of demands for congress? | poisomike87 | 311 | 311 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,765,247 | conspiratard | 1ofiqn |
Democracy! | UntilWeLand | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,791,462 | conspiratard | ccrqved |
TIL that some cattle ranchers in South Dakota lost between 20 and 50 percent of their livestock in winter storm Atlas, and may not be eligible for insurance due to the expiration of the Farm Bill and federal government shutdown. | itwontbelongitude | 105 | 105 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,764,907 | todayilearned | 1ofiaq |
This is clearly Barrack Hussein Obama's fault, since he refuses to modify the ACA AND Obamacare. | Hillside_Strangler | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,782,009 | todayilearned | ccrnduj |
Being a judge is most certainly not something you walk into. | etahp | 60 | 60 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,783,368 | todayilearned | ccrnwh0 |
Three years of inexpensive law school is practically "walking into" a profession compared to four years of expensive bug-counting school! | ZSinemus | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,796,700 | todayilearned | ccrsn86 |
Best one for me a couple of months ago: Please do not leave passwords on sticky notes on or around your desk and cubicle. | psylentz | 97 | 97 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,766,618 | sysadmin | ccrhlky |
This would be funny if I didn't have to literally shout this at the new admin a few weeks ago who had the default root password to pretty much all our machines on one post it (I know, I know, it's a bad inherited network I'm slowly changing) and the password to the sysadmin keepass database on another, just sitting there, on his fucking laptop, labeled as to what they are. | deadbunny | 61 | 61 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,772,287 | sysadmin | ccrjov4 |
Whenever I see password post its, I eat them in front of the employee and tell them to use KeePass. | darkplumb90 | 59 | 59 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,787,910 | sysadmin | ccrplw4 |
Yes, and then put the password to KeePass on a sticky note on your laptop. | sleeplessone | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,788,172 | sysadmin | ccrppcy |
Nebraska and Oregon have agreed to a home and home series; in Lincoln on 9/17/2016 and in Eugene on 9/9/2017. | MidwestDrummer | 578 | 578 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,763,096 | CFB | 1offyn |
"Cyborg" Roberto Abreu - Are You Kidding Me Kimura | cheetah__heels | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,763,018 | bjj | 1offv4 |
Frogger Scene from Seinfeld | ibarabi | 2,590 | 2,590 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,762,956 | gifs | 1offs6 |
Jeeze man, a spoiler tag would have been nice! | c0up0n | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,774,186 | gifs | ccrkewj |
Police chiefs will be able to be directly recruited and bypass constable rank | kilowhisky | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,762,651 | unitedkingdom | 1offdt |
Well that's ok, because we know for a fact that corruption only takes place in the lower echelons of the service | RassimoFlom | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,767,555 | unitedkingdom | ccrhxvr |
I think its meant to be subversive, both because its informal (and we're supposed to be formal with people we respect) and because it was his "white" name which he betrayed us (white voters) by going with his "black" name instead. | lasyke3 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,790,970 | forwardsfromgrandma | ccrqp8l |
Who pissed in the coffee? | pencer | 2,194 | 2,194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,761,877 | wheredidthesodago | 1ofeen |
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