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Sparring: not always the best training method to become better at sparring | grauenwolf | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,683,084 | wma | 1od28w |
Not sparing, an even worse way at getting better at sparring. | FuriousJester | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,711,817 | wma | ccr4ulq |
One to one coaching by someone who knows what they're doing - that thing that makes you less bad at that stuff that you do. | Toastig | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,737,601 | wma | ccrbzh8 |
Call of Duty taught me that you don't have to be good to get a high score. | Clickclack999 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,703,425 | cringepics | ccr25pb |
Everyone gets an award for participation! | letsgoiowa | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,708,733 | cringepics | ccr3vd7 |
What's the creepiest thing that happened to you when you were home alone? | ReelMcCoy | 1,584 | 1,584 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,681,234 | AskReddit | 1oczze |
Are you saving that story for a special occasion? | BaronHellscape | 51 | 51 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,721,744 | AskReddit | ccr89zc |
HIS CAKEDAY SILLY! | budbuds | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,745,679 | AskReddit | ccrcy94 |
Amen, bro, Amen. | Delittle99 | 194 | 194 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,680,037 | gaming | 1ocylo |
That was extremely painful to read. | yeti0013 | 215 | 215 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,684,238 | gaming | ccqvi2i |
A single tear dripped down his face as he gently tipped his fedora in respect at the OP's sermon. | neveragain1337 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,710,584 | gaming | ccr4g8l |
Clearly a targeting penalty by the second player. | Patrick_Glenn | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,682,036 | CFB | ccqutfo |
Week 7 AP Top 25 | escapeplan13 | 367 | 367 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,679,179 | CFB | 1ocxol |
Tennessee | thomase7 | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,683,575 | CFB | ccqvadc |
Hey I've heard of some of those! | bedabup | -2 | -2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,687,113 | CFB | ccqwgm3 |
We tried to explain to her the urgency of putting down the drink and going to the doctor pronto, we got a "meh." | Rezinatoriously | 207 | 207 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,678,817 | WTF | ccqtvq7 |
That hesitation to seek medical attention when it is necessary is uniquely American. | fallentree | 211 | 211 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,697,330 | WTF | ccr02rw |
Yeah, that might have something to do with the fact that seeking medical attention could bankrupt us if we don't have insurance. | [deleted] | 379 | 379 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,698,470 | WTF | ccr0gwn |
At least she has her priorities straight. | JustVern | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,729,501 | WTF | ccrahmv |
Yeah because being tall means you're "big"! | D4shy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,679,631 | tall | ccqu40h |
Inside the executive pitching room at Disney. | darbodarbs | 222 | 222 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,677,755 | movies | 1ocw7p |
Are you disabled? | ARONDH | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,686,554 | movies | ccqw9gr |
Because they already made Planes. | ARONDH | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,687,188 | movies | ccqwhld |
I'd jump up in realization at my prophecy being fulfilled but I can't use my fucking legs. | TheePumpkinSpice | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,687,729 | movies | ccqwors |
Sorry for your legs, but that doesn't mean Planes didn't come out a good while ago. | ARONDH | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,699,001 | movies | ccr0nd6 |
Don't worry about it, I'm not disabled ;D | TheePumpkinSpice | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,699,042 | movies | ccr0nvg |
It's something you have complete control over. | Heterosexual_OP | 1,264 | 1,264 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,677,232 | AdviceAnimals | 1ocvod |
So does it displace more dirt on the firing or the receiving end? | kwheel596 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,693,605 | MilitaryPorn | ccqyru9 |
Team preparing bids for Giants wide receiver Hakeem Nicks | nahambrick | 208 | 208 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,675,658 | nfl | 1ocu2h |
Lions call dibs! | fafol | 92 | 92 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,676,993 | nfl | ccqtdrk |
And every day I am down on my knees in thanks | fafol | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,679,962 | nfl | ccqu7hn |
"No really!?" | Nafarias | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,893,601 | TheNarutoWorld | ccsmdbc |
Boobs are Boobs but if they are those salami nipple vein covered ones I can't like. | zlamas | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,675,605 | AdviceAnimals | ccqt1wm |
"I will rid america of nipple veins" Another promise Obama didn't keep. | palinspotatotits | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,754,003 | AdviceAnimals | ccre2fy |
Which parka is better? | Tozzaa | 149 | 149 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,673,100 | malefashionadvice | 1ocrpk |
Thought exactly the same | TomfromLondon | 17 | 17 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,676,421 | malefashionadvice | ccqt8pn |
Did you know that statists don't understand basic property rights? | instasquid | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,672,667 | EnoughLibertarianSpam | 1ocrcf |
Dog terrified of low-fat lamb jerky | Soul_Shot | 207 | 207 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,672,451 | videos | 1ocr5x |
Well, it's nice to know that brain surgeons are beyond hyperbolic speech and irrational thinking. | nrjk | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,672,816 | politics | ccqsfyp |
New $100 Bill Decrypted - Nuclear Devastation | AlwaysJammer | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,669,799 | conspiracy | 1ocp3q |
Meh.... gonna have to go with the money changers on this one. | Bipolarruledout | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,677,059 | conspiracy | ccqtebr |
Gronk's absense creating tension among Pats | raphattack | 80 | 80 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,669,620 | nfl | 1ocoyw |
Who's got the fastest release at the QB position in todays NFL? | [deleted] | 89 | 89 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,669,301 | nfl | 1ocoq1 |
I'm pretty sure Tim Tebow had been released faster than any quarterback, and to 3 different teams. | malay4785 | 534 | 534 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,670,402 | nfl | ccqrzjy |
I'm fairly sure he means when throwing the ball -_- | gthomson0201 | -22 | -22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,670,476 | nfl | ccqs008 |
You don't say. | candiedyams5009 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,674,079 | nfl | ccqspku |
Protip for the rest of the world's markets: Guns are a really hot item in the USA, export plenty to us and at some point it all becomes a self correcting problem. | lexsird | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,722,436 | worldnews | ccr8ifb |
You're anti-American communist scum for advocating we buy imported guns. | RabbitRobotica | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,728,478 | worldnews | ccra8or |
What is something that seems like a scam but is actually completely legitimate? | NorthLibertine | 1,640 | 1,640 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,668,556 | AskReddit | 1oco83 |
Vector Marketing, Cutco, and Usana...... hahaha | Doctor_Pedobear | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,737,473 | AskReddit | ccrbysa |
PC MASTER RACE | thefrdeal | 1,291 | 1,291 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,673,749 | gaming | ccqsmyd |
They actually had to dumb down the graphics engine for Crysis 2 so it would even work on a console. | [deleted] | 921 | 921 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,675,748 | gaming | ccqt31v |
Most games do this. | flkndz_central | 776 | 776 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,676,211 | gaming | ccqt6xu |
but man why would you wanna be super strong unless you needed to kick some parked cars. | Peregrine_x | 48 | 48 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,683,786 | gaming | ccqvcqa |
Got sent this just in time for my cake day. | koleicepole | 250 | 250 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,665,127 | creepyPMs | 1oclzx |
but op i bet he is so secksy and charismatic! | MoonHopLite | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,805,132 | creepyPMs | ccrvp5w |
I spotted something very interesting on Mercedes' rear wheel rims! | f1livingking | 32 | 32 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,662,292 | formula1 | 1ockdv |
46 per cent global wealth owned by richest 1 per cent: Credit Suisse | wntroll | 2,457 | 2,457 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,660,449 | worldnews | 1ocjjb |
I wonder why we are really in an economic stopping point? | ReallifeTonySTark | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,689,974 | worldnews | ccqxh4i |
(Spoilers ACOK) Under the sea, smoke rises in bubbles, and flames burn green and blue and black. | viiva | 538 | 538 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,660,276 | asoiaf | 1ocjgf |
Needs more Varys | zeshtorm | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,677,364 | asoiaf | ccqth9s |
That our vaginas are horizontal. | Epic_GF | 25 | 25 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,663,130 | creepyPMs | ccqqypy |
They ruin all the fun. | GreatValue2112 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,657,631 | AskReddit | ccqqci4 |
Who is the all time best "feature" artist? | Keeks_marone | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,656,722 | hiphopheads | 1ochou |
I feel like we dont have this thread enough. | danras | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,667,630 | hiphopheads | ccqrj9x |
Bane of SEA servers | Poorplayersz | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,651,610 | DotA2 | 1ocewa |
So you want SEA people not to play on SEA server because they speak a language which is from SEA and don't have an option to select their own language. | -snOrLax | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,653,105 | DotA2 | ccqpsui |
He's right... I can't play games until my monthly GPU upgrade arrives... :( | Super_Zac | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,683,182 | pcmasterrace | ccqv5wu |
France cements fracking ban: A law prohibiting fracking for shale gas has been upheld by France's constitutional court, citing environmental protection | davidreiss666 | 1,848 | 1,848 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,642,869 | worldnews | 1oc8cj |
Australia On Alert For Extreme Summer | retuittr | 18 | 18 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,642,153 | worldnews | 1oc7p4 |
But murdoch says global warming isn't real, and he and his papers/networks wouldnt lie to us. | ghostfox1_gfaqs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,669,792 | worldnews | ccqrvlg |
Can confirm that said Asian guy hangs out with the Indian, but he is actually a decent guy and just does it for giggles. | OSUCreeperAlert | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,017,033 | OSU | cctjy07 |
Yeah, I hang around creepers for giggles too. | mathafrica | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,382,019,345 | OSU | cctkneo |
(9) Texas A&M holds on to beat Ole Miss in oxford. | Swiperboy | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,638,474 | CFB | 1oc45b |
And Manziel had zero passing touchdowns for the first time since last November. | roneman815 | 49 | 49 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,638,566 | CFB | ccqmwb3 |
Well ole miss was in cover two all game and gave up the ground to take away the air | scoote | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,671,982 | CFB | ccqsa46 |
And yet for fucking 90% of the second half we passed. | turkishguy | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,674,405 | CFB | ccqss7z |
We don't have any good running backs, so I think the play calls make sense. | cafeclimber | 7 | 7 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,677,959 | CFB | ccqtn48 |
Isn't it kinda funny that someone at Rockstar spent time and effort animating this haha | Mercc96 | 398 | 398 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,649,850 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccqpbxa |
[Or Wade] | Awesomerobotsreddit | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,731,664 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccrayts |
Research Finds Outright Grants of Cash Are Surprisingly Effective Form of Aid to the Poor | leodoestheopposite | 801 | 801 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,636,680 | nottheonion | 1oc2a5 |
You can't exactly take the money and blow it at a strip club or on a new Xbox when you're in the middle of nowhere in Africa | magister0 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,656,085 | nottheonion | ccqq5zv |
Zed nerfs confirmed | watisdat | 672 | 672 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,636,376 | leagueoflegends | 1oc1yo |
It's kind of problem with DFG in general than Ahri in particular. | MalevolentVergil | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,654,243 | leagueoflegends | ccqpxzs |
Sure, let's let other champs abuse it, sounds like a plan. | MalevolentVergil | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,670,851 | leagueoflegends | ccqs2g9 |
How is a champion that loses more games than he wins across all tiers considered OP? | Morjik | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,657,305 | leagueoflegends | ccqqb5d |
ye why did they nerf old olaf didnt even have 50% winrate and he got destroyed by the nerfs, riot noob | Moresty | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,671,204 | leagueoflegends | ccqs4va |
Not all shutdowns are equal | keypuncher | 14 | 14 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,634,982 | conservatives | 1oc0j0 |
Misleading: Obama doesn't order shit. | WasteAmez | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,716,674 | conservatives | ccr6hr5 |
So, is this finally enough to fire this jerk-off? | edookatedfool | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,634,110 | buccaneers | 1obznk |
Yeah, I also heard he's the culprit behind the MRSA outbreaks. | YoAwesomeSauce | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,637,095 | buccaneers | ccqmgw7 |
How I picture ever idiot on this subreddit | communistapple | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,632,499 | MensRights | 1obxyb |
Thanks for the constructive criticism. | xXCptCoolXx | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,633,625 | MensRights | ccqlfip |
ER Nurses Week | [deleted] | 90 | 90 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,632,429 | nursing | 1obxvl |
women with children How many more children will be beaten and or die before "women with children" will wake up and realize that you don't bring home every "man" you find to play "daddy' to your children.Every time I read about this it makes my blood boil if perhaps they wernt so selfish and thought about the child they brought into this world these children wouldn't be suffering needlessly | enuffisenuf | 13 | 13 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,632,364 | rant | 1obxsy |
yeah, let's start ripping out uteruses and cut off balls of people we deem unworthy to procreate. | account2013 | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,638,619 | rant | ccqmwta |
International Monetary Fund strongly suggests countries tax the rich to fix deficit | Orangutan | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,631,984 | conspiracy | 1obxdp |
IMF has proved themselves trustworthy in their advice. | Scoled321 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,687,524 | conspiracy | ccqwlvs |
Ooohhhhh noooooo | KnockKnockKGB | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,675,892 | worldnews | ccqt490 |
Foreclosures are up because these home owners are either lazy or crooks or both. | DoremusJessup | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,632,488 | politics | ccql2z5 |
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