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FF7 on iOS is the release everyone's been waiting for! | InYourHands | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,694,334 | vita | ccqz1ff |
Food stamps being declined in Mississippi | cdr21 | 419 | 419 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,598,739 | news | 1oaszw |
Guess they'll have to go get jobs now and purchase food like the rest of us. | Rowdynicole | -41 | -41 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,602,052 | news | ccqbsug |
Is that so? | Voteforbatman | 112 | 112 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,597,858 | creepyPMs | 1oarx7 |
Woke up and found my cat like this. | Brandonjking | 2,488 | 2,488 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,597,315 | WTF | 1oaral |
At last, someone who is trying to control the cat population. | heres_the_video_clip | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,613,022 | WTF | ccqf51x |
Because cats have 9 lives. | Lolchocobo | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,623,929 | WTF | ccqih7t |
I have faith in low noses in 2014 looking good. | Cubejam | 159 | 159 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,596,983 | formula1 | 1oaqvy |
Luxs are not amused i post this while i play a game... just to let u know 3rd snare hit but didn't snare... LOVE IT | kuhl1337 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,595,395 | leagueoflegends | 1oap21 |
Daniel Radcliffe seems like a cool guy when it comes to dealing with paparazzi | hpdbb | 1,545 | 1,545 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,594,813 | funny | 1oaodm |
GAME GRUMPS PLAY MONSTER HUNTER 3 SHOW - Polaris | Zero_Heart | 188 | 188 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,594,329 | gamegrumps | 1oanto |
Yaaaaaay, PG13 Grumps! | TheGamerTribune | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,608,217 | gamegrumps | ccqdnqp |
Tire blowout from truck's perspective | remog | 752 | 752 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,593,674 | nononono | 1oan43 |
Oh yes, right when we replace driveways with rail sidings to every business. | PirateJafa | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,627,580 | nononono | ccqjlg9 |
Jeff Saturday is sure to make starting center again. | nc_cyclist | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,613,688 | nfl | ccqfciv |
Health insurance. | 21361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,594,508 | AskReddit | ccq9moy |
Most people, at least in the developed world, don't need health insurance. | BillScarab | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,595,689 | AskReddit | ccq9yeu |
What the fuck did you just say about America? | 7-SE7EN-7 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,607,868 | AskReddit | ccqdjwv |
IDW Announces "Watchmen," "New Gods" Artist's editions | hoffer175 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,591,500 | comicbooks | 1oakog |
Call me when they get to the Before Watchmen Artist's Editions | IAmTheWalkingDead | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,609,117 | comicbooks | ccqdxqn |
He wants to fertilize my egg. | crink1e | 848 | 848 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,590,748 | creepyPMs | 1oajxv |
What a charming and generous fellow. | Pocketpoodle | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,611,349 | creepyPMs | ccqemfy |
Probably because he shot himself in the head. | Jeremya35 | 37 | 37 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,601,721 | WTF | ccqbpa8 |
Peasant think 8GB of RAM challenges the Master Race | IwinFTW | 87 | 87 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,590,342 | pcmasterrace | 1oajir |
It was the best debut i've ever seen. | DarkAvenger20xx | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,594,781 | SquaredCircle | ccq9pf7 |
Linux only needs one 'killer' game to explode, says Battlefield director | zomboc0m | 2,428 | 2,428 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,589,041 | technology | 1oai7o |
This will be Linux's year | leeyiankun | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,644,797 | technology | ccqof3g |
Not a traitor. | Enjjoi | -9 | -9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,606,591 | worldnews | ccqd5rr |
Brad Pitt's Charity - "Make it Right Homes" are storm-resistant, use energy passively, and only cost about $50,000. | CaptCurmudgeon | 329 | 329 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,586,003 | Images | 1oaffj |
Glenn Beck: Scream at your children until they believe in God | critropolitan | 20 | 20 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,585,897 | atheism | 1oafc1 |
Because as every parent knows, screaming at your kid is the best way to get them to do something. | rprz | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,585,991 | atheism | ccq7l0h |
At 120 FPS AKs slow down and Berger Hyrbids float though the air. | dieselgeek | 44 | 44 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,585,256 | guns | 1oaesi |
Japan has released plans to "retake seized" islands, using a U.S-like amphibious force | thegreatbokchoi | 459 | 459 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,584,660 | worldnews | 1oaeau |
No, I don't care what all those former intelligence officials say: what he did was wrong and dangerous and he should have to answer for breaking the law! | NBegovich | -1 | -1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,602,731 | worldnews | ccqc02z |
Ali G on abortion | zayn_was_here | 1,990 | 1,990 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,583,424 | funny | 1oadb4 |
What about Rape? | collin_ph | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,594,809 | funny | ccq9poy |
Well I haven't tried it personally so I don't think I'm qualified to have an opinion on the matter. | skeptic11 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,604,789 | funny | ccqcm9k |
1338h4x wrote: Also "I'm actually a boy" and "I'm actually a girl" for anyone who likes playing the opposite gender character. | pixis-4950 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,583,983 | doublespeaksterile | ccq77db |
Avatar land revealed, set to open in 2017 at Walt Disney World complete with floating mountains and flying banshee's | BusaFalconeer | 1,796 | 1,796 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,583,124 | movies | 1oad2r |
I hope for Disney's sake the next Avatar movies don't suck. | itstrikesback | 93 | 93 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,586,395 | movies | ccq7o0l |
As a Briton during the USA's shutdown crisis. | holformr | 1,479 | 1,479 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,582,578 | AdviceAnimals | 1oacnp |
You clearly have no fucking concept of a global economy. | [deleted] | 212 | 212 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,599,352 | AdviceAnimals | ccqb0f9 |
You clearly overestimate your country's importance. | [deleted] | -109 | -109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,601,640 | AdviceAnimals | ccqbody |
Yeah its not like our recent recession caused a global recession or anything. | internet-is-a-lie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,614,604 | AdviceAnimals | ccqfmv8 |
ESPN's College Gameday Show Thread Discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here. | CFB_Referee | 109 | 109 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,581,905 | CFB | 1oac5g |
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SPACE NEEDLE | DeKaF | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,583,860 | CFB | ccq76lj |
I hear Seattle has an emerging tech industry. | CambodianDrywall | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,586,705 | CFB | ccq7qay |
6 Things Every American Should Know About Obamacare | Clatsop | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,579,974 | Conservative | 1oaarg |
Can confirm, stormy in North Carolina too. | drabjeep00 | 2,460 | 2,460 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,579,925 | WTF | 1oaaq1 |
Looking for a European Civcraft player to build with Civcraft is amazing but building alone sucks, any European timezone players that also feel this way and would like to team up with me? | goldmap- | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,577,077 | Civcraft | 1oa8ys |
Ill be your European if you help get me out of the end? | dylan_jay | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,594,218 | Civcraft | ccq9jro |
A 12 year old child was forced to work under slave-conditions, forced to have an abortion and minimal contact with her family by the Church of Scientology (X-Post from worldnews) | Starl1ght | 2,796 | 2,796 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,576,858 | atheism | 1oa8uk |
At least they're pro-choice | chadsexytime | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,590,798 | atheism | ccq8ngr |
As US ups aid to Peru's drug battle, farmers say they will fight to defend cocaine source | 545Arnoldo | 291 | 291 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,575,996 | news | 1oa8ex |
TIL the more school lunches given out for free, the higher the crime in that area. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,574,241 | todayilearned | 1oa7ia |
They must be putting chemicals in the food to make people commit crimes! | Volks1470 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,575,805 | todayilearned | ccq6600 |
I know that I, as a sub, don't seem to have any similar problems... ...ladies ;) | _watching | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,642,713 | TheBluePill | ccqnyr7 |
Maybe i'm wrong or its just not that important but I don't remember anyone mentioning this....Found a place called Humane Labs and Research | cowboy8038 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,568,873 | GrandTheftAutoV | 1oa4xw |
It's pretty well known, considering [you break into the place during a mission.] | cantplayatwork | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,569,210 | GrandTheftAutoV | ccq5hyn |
Malala meets Barack Obama and asks him to end Drone Strikes | greatnewsgiver | 3,011 | 3,011 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,568,448 | worldnews | 1oa4qg |
I, for one, am interested to know what Obama's response was to this girl on that. | hohinder | 496 | 496 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,579,350 | worldnews | ccq6jvk |
You can guarantee that it included the words "young lady" and "folks", and then nothing changed. | [deleted] | 1,289 | 1,289 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,587,335 | worldnews | ccq7uzw |
"Let me be perfectly clear." | RollerRagerMD | 1,241 | 1,241 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,587,833 | worldnews | ccq7ytd |
"There are, uh, no drone strikes that are illegal, in Pakistan." | jlablah | 545 | 545 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,589,117 | worldnews | ccq8922 |
I think we're forgetting the most important revelation in this episode, Sparrowchickens! | ChIck3n115 | 727 | 727 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,568,209 | TheLastAirbender | 1oa4m2 |
Finnish Doctors Are Prescribing Video Games for ADHD (Gamified Neuroplasticity Therapy) | gnawingonfoot | 27 | 27 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,562,922 | ADHD | 1oa1yt |
Japanese Candy | Mattisinthezone | 1,314 | 1,314 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,560,853 | WTF | 1oa0p4 |
Found this on tumblr | ParadoxPanic | 1,288 | 1,288 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,558,283 | funny | 1o9yxc |
the cosine of 0 is 1 | ShowersNeiked | 77 | 77 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,584,470 | funny | ccq7ak4 |
0 degrees or radians? | Mcflexington | 8 | 8 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,589,139 | funny | ccq898b |
You would think they would know. | 1violentdrunk | 1,519 | 1,519 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,557,547 | AdviceAnimals | 1o9yby |
Not to be a dick, but... "A once in lifetime occurrence" that's happened over a dozen times in the last 50 years | Kbcurt | 22 | 22 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,591,338 | AdviceAnimals | ccq8se7 |
Yes, but maybe this time congress can dislodge their heads from their asses and stop throwing tantrums! | Rabidpotatoes | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,599,456 | AdviceAnimals | ccqb1ho |
can u just smile and not be mad | antireality | 155 | 155 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,556,682 | creepyPMs | 1o9xo0 |
This kid always has shit like this to say. | WhyNotOne | 21 | 21 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,556,654 | facepalm | 1o9xmx |
POST GAME CHAT- Mark Ellis was SAFE Fuckin Carlos Beltran | [deleted] | 36 | 36 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,555,871 | Dodgers | 1o9wxl |
If we lose tomorrow we lose the series. | [deleted] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,555,923 | Dodgers | ccq3e28 |
Isn't game 3 more crucial? | [deleted] | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,556,025 | Dodgers | ccq3ey7 |
losing a kershaw start is killer | RanByMyGun | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,556,131 | Dodgers | ccq3ftr |
Good thing we've been scoring him a lot of runs this year. | cdbavg400 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,556,464 | Dodgers | ccq3iji |
Cardinals walk off on a Beltran hit to defeat Dodgers 3-2 in 13 innings | Poonj | 118 | 118 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,555,688 | baseball | 1o9wr8 |
You were confusing me a lot earlier, but I think I got it figured out | kasutori_Jack | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,556,145 | SFGiants | ccq3fxs |
How I feel taking calculus in my last year of high school | wiiman124 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,555,404 | AdviceAnimals | 1o9whj |
How many times have you been called a coward, and then carried the game? | zaery | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,598,205 | WorldofTanks | ccqaobh |
Best breaking news headline ever | Rayzdestiny | 2,617 | 2,617 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,551,238 | funny | 1o9skb |
In reply to the guy stuck in traffic. | saint7412369 | 2,464 | 2,464 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,550,396 | AdviceAnimals | 1o9rny |
You can tell by the Subaru that this guy's a dick. | fallschirmjaeger | 11 | 11 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,572,193 | AdviceAnimals | ccq5t2k |
Stock Subaru and you jump to" he is a dick"... | road_kill_ryan | 10 | 10 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,576,212 | AdviceAnimals | ccq67ip |
BBC Sport - Japanese GP: McLaren poach key Red Bull designer | mybikehaswheels | 42 | 42 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,550,382 | formula1 | 1o9rng |
How long before Merc poaches him from McLaren now? | Mr_Snuffleupagus | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,551,302 | formula1 | ccq26hs |
What is one song lyric in hip hop do you find to be exceptionally clever? | [deleted] | 70 | 70 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,547,973 | hiphopheads | 1o9p2g |
"I need a girl who makes her own cake, Anita Baker" - Childish Gambino "Bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna" - Lil Wayne "Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips" - Kanye West "I'm running this bitch, you are just a dog walker" -Childish Gambino | Jaf207 | 66 | 66 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,555,440 | hiphopheads | ccq39s0 |
I think one of Gambino's best lines is: "She's an overachiever, 'cause all she do is suck seed." | KlausFenrir | 29 | 29 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,574,102 | hiphopheads | ccq5zw9 |
Yeah but that's on that song he stole from Kendrick. | MTDearing | -3 | -3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,590,610 | hiphopheads | ccq8lph |
Obviously zero bugs found and a high rate of check-ins to source control. | Linkian06 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,558,159 | cscareerquestions | ccq3vnk |
Who else is into murders and executions? | 2spooky9me | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,547,466 | teenagers | ccq11eg |
Your name says otherwise.. | 2spooky9me | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,547,735 | teenagers | ccq14b7 |
Excuse me are you judging me on my name, rudee | Sorrybutnotreally | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,547,780 | teenagers | ccq14rv |
FINALLY got my Shiki Futon bed today. | [deleted] | 249 | 249 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,546,677 | minimalism | 1o9nkl |
He's a Fiscal Conservative. | monkeydeluxe | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2013-10 | 1,381,560,700 | ncpolitics | ccq4d3o |
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